1. Come on, throw
the football, Ike!Copy !req
2. Dude, you're not gonna believe
what Cartman has!Copy !req
3. Hepatitis B?Copy !req
4. No, dickhole.Copy !req
5. Four tickets, 28th row,
for the Raging Pussies.Copy !req
6. You got Raging
Pussies tickets?Copy !req
7. We're going
tomorrow night.Copy !req
8. Cartman's got the bus
schedule all figured out.Copy !req
9. Hold on,
I'll be right back.Copy !req
10. Mom, Dad!Copy !req
11. Can I go with the guys to see
the Raging Pussies?Copy !req
12. No, Kyle.Copy !req
13. But all the guys
are going!Copy !req
14. Kyle, you're not
old enough.Copy !req
15. And those concerts
are dangerous and vile.Copy !req
16. But Mom, I—
- The answer is no, Kyle!Copy !req
17. Agh!Copy !req
18. My parents said
I can't go.Copy !req
19. Well, of course your parents
said you can't go!Copy !req
20. Dummy! You don't ask
if you can go!Copy !req
21. I'm telling my parents
I'm staying at Stan's house,Copy !req
22. Stan's telling his parent
he's staying at Kenny's house,Copy !req
23. and Kenny's not telling
his parents anythingCopy !req
24. 'cause they're alcoholics
and they don't care.Copy !req
25. Yeah!Copy !req
26. Oh... well, now
I already told them.Copy !req
27. Well, I guess
you're screwed then.Copy !req
28. No, it's alright.Copy !req
29. Just give me some time
to work on them.Copy !req
30. I'll see you guys later.Copy !req
31. But what if I do a bunch of
chores around the house?Copy !req
32. Come on,
you're being unfair!Copy !req
33. Alright, fine, Kyle,Copy !req
34. You can go to the
Raging Pussies concertCopy !req
35. if you clean out the garage,
shovel the drivewayCopy !req
36. and bring
democracy to Cuba!Copy !req
37. What's Cuba?Copy !req
38. A communist country run by a
dictator named Fidel Castro.Copy !req
39. And do I have to shovel
the whole drivewayCopy !req
40. or just the side
the car's on?Copy !req
41. The whole thing.Copy !req
42. Oh, geez.Copy !req
43. Dear, Mr. Castro,
my name is Kyle.Copy !req
44. I am an 8-year-old American boy
who lives in South Park.Copy !req
45. And if I had
just one wish,Copy !req
46. just one wish
in the whole world...Copy !req
47. Llamada todos junto!Copy !req
48. Once again this does mark
the end of communism in Cuba!Copy !req
49. Cuban dictator Fidel Castro
claims he was finally convinced
by a young boy's letter.Copy !req
50. Now the country is again open
to American tourism.Copy !req
51. Plans can finally resume for
Knott's Berry Farm, Cuba.Copy !req
52. I did it!Copy !req
53. Now I can go to
the Raging Pussies!Copy !req
54. No, you can't.
- What?Copy !req
55. Kyle, your mother and I
don't want you going to
the Raging Pussies concert.Copy !req
56. We gave you a chore that
we thought was impossible.Copy !req
57. You weren't supposed to
actually do it.Copy !req
58. But I did,
I brought democracy to Cuba.Copy !req
59. We know, Kyle,Copy !req
60. but we just don't want you
going to that concert.Copy !req
61. But that's not fair,
you lied to me!Copy !req
62. Kyle, perhaps we
handled this wrong,Copy !req
63. but you need to
understand that—Copy !req
64. What I understand is that you
totally screwed me over!Copy !req
65. So why should I have to
listen to you?Copy !req
66. Because we're
your parents!Copy !req
67. Well, I wish I didn't
have any parents!Copy !req
68. Kyle!Copy !req
69. It's so unfair!Copy !req
70. How could my parents
do that to me?Copy !req
71. Parents can be pretty cruel
sometimes, dude.Copy !req
72. They get off on it.Copy !req
73. They're evil.Copy !req
74. I wish I didn't
have any parents!Copy !req
75. Well... you could make them
go away for a while.
- How?Copy !req
76. Well, I mean,
you could call the policeCopy !req
77. and have them
take your parents away.Copy !req
78. The police?Copy !req
79. Yeah, I saw it on TV.Copy !req
80. All you gotta do is
call the policeCopy !req
81. and say that your parents
both "molestered" you.Copy !req
82. What's that?
- I don't know, but it works.Copy !req
83. When I wanted to get rid of
my mom's last boyfriendCopy !req
84. I just called the police,
and said he was molestering me,Copy !req
85. and I haven't seen him
for three months.Copy !req
86. Wow-three months
without parents!Copy !req
87. But what do the police
do to them?Copy !req
88. Who cares?
My parents deserve
whatever they get!Copy !req
89. They're liars
and cheats!Copy !req
90. You have to make it
convincing, though,
when you call the police,Copy !req
91. you have to be like,
"my parents molestered me!"Copy !req
92. My parents molestered me.Copy !req
93. No, but you gotta cry,
like this—Copy !req
94. My parents molestered me.Copy !req
95. And then they'll say
something like, "was it
good touch or bad touch?"Copy !req
96. And you say,
"it was good touch."Copy !req
97. No, wait,
you say it was bad touch.Copy !req
98. What's bad touch?Copy !req
99. Something about a swimsuit,
I don't remember.Copy !req
100. But you definitely answer
"bad touch".Copy !req
101. Okay-molestered,
bad touch.Copy !req
102. Yeah, and cry.Copy !req
103. Oh, he's ready.Copy !req
104. Oh my God,
this isn't happening!Copy !req
105. I would never touch
my children like that!Copy !req
106. You do have the right
to remain silent, ma'am,Copy !req
107. I suggest you
use that right.Copy !req
108. Please,
just listen to me!Copy !req
109. Heh-heh, heh-heh.Copy !req
110. What about
my children?Copy !req
111. Who will take
care of them?Copy !req
112. Oh, now you care?Copy !req
113. They're going to live
with their grandmother.Copy !req
114. Their grandmother's been
dead for three years!Copy !req
115. You're not
listening to me!Copy !req
116. Kyle, tell these people
that your—Copy !req
117. They'll never be able
to hurt you again.Copy !req
118. Cool, thanks.Copy !req
119. Alright, folks,
our work here is done.Copy !req
120. Alright!Copy !req
121. Dude, having no parents
is awesome!Copy !req
122. I'm gonna say my parents
molestered me, too!Copy !req
123. Hey, yeah!Copy !req
124. We should all say our
parents molestered us!Copy !req
125. Yeah, alright.
Woo-hoo!Copy !req
126. The following hot presentation
is for mature audiences only.Copy !req
127. You guys,
come out here!Copy !req
128. What's going on?Copy !req
129. Notice anything?Copy !req
130. Watch...Copy !req
131. Nothing.
- Yeah, nothing.Copy !req
132. There's not an adult
left in town.Copy !req
133. They've all been arrested, and
the ones that weren't arrestedCopy !req
134. have moved away because they're
scared of being arrested.Copy !req
135. Not one adult left?Copy !req
136. Then it's ours.Copy !req
137. The whole town...
It's ours.Copy !req
138. Oh, sweetie, I have
no idea where we are.Copy !req
139. I haven't seen
a road marker for miles.Copy !req
140. What was the last highway
we were on?Copy !req
141. There has to be a town
around here somewhere.Copy !req
142. Maybe you're reading
the map wrong.Copy !req
143. Hey, it was your idea
to take the back roads!Copy !req
144. What the?Copy !req
145. Oh no...
No, no, no, no.Copy !req
146. What's the matter
with it?Copy !req
147. I have no idea.Copy !req
148. Oh, we're gonna have to
find some help quick.Copy !req
149. We're not gonna make it
more than a couple miles.Copy !req
150. Oh, look,
there's a town up ahead!Copy !req
151. Smiley town?
That's a strange name.Copy !req
152. Well, it'll have to do.Copy !req
153. It's probably the only town
for 100 miles.Copy !req
154. Hello!
Is anybody here?Copy !req
155. Oh, uh—
can I help you folks?Copy !req
156. Yes, we need a mechanic
to look at our car.Copy !req
157. Oh, well, uh...
I'm the mechanic, I guess.Copy !req
158. What seems to be
the problem?Copy !req
159. It's...
Just you here?Copy !req
160. No, Craig's here, too.Copy !req
161. Oh, good.Copy !req
162. But he's playin'
"spaceman" right now.Copy !req
163. Hey, Craig!Copy !req
164. What?Copy !req
165. Look, we're in a bit
of a spot here.Copy !req
166. I've got a very important
job interview tomorrow
morning in BreckenridgeCopy !req
167. so I have to get
my car fixed fast.Copy !req
168. Is there another
garage in town?Copy !req
169. Uhh... No.Copy !req
170. How about a phone,
can we just use the phone?Copy !req
171. Phone here doesn't work.Copy !req
172. I'm afraid the only phone
that does work...Copy !req
173. Is over in "Treasure Cove".Copy !req
174. Fine, can you
take us there?Copy !req
175. You... Sure you wanna go
to Treasure Cove?Copy !req
176. Yes!Copy !req
177. Oh, really,
are you sure?Copy !req
178. Yes!Copy !req
179. Oh, alright then,
show 'em where it is.Copy !req
180. This is the end of
Smiley Town.Copy !req
181. The only phone is somewhere
in Treasure Cove.Copy !req
182. If you wanna find it,
you're gonna have to
cross the white line.Copy !req
183. Well, can you help us
find the phone, please?Copy !req
184. Hell no, I'm not
crossing the white line.Copy !req
185. Why not?Copy !req
186. Alright,
let's just go, Linda,Copy !req
187. I don't have time for
"Spaceman Spiff's" little games.Copy !req
188. Craig.
- What?Copy !req
189. It's Spaceman Craig.Copy !req
190. Carousel.Copy !req
191. Nya-nya,
nya-nya-nya!Copy !req
192. Look, there's
an elementary school.Copy !req
193. Come on, there might be
some teachers inside.Copy !req
194. What is that?Copy !req
195. Ahh!Copy !req
196. What do you
want from us?Copy !req
197. Linda, it's a
remote-controlled car.Copy !req
198. It looks like maybe there's
a little camera on it.Copy !req
199. Mark, I don't like this.Copy !req
200. Relax, Linda,
everything's fine.Copy !req
201. Ow, ow!Copy !req
202. What is it—
acid?Copy !req
203. No, it's lemon juice!Copy !req
204. Oh, God,
are you blind?Copy !req
205. No, it just really,
really, really hurts!Copy !req
206. Mark, Mark, look.Copy !req
207. Well, hello,
what's your name?Copy !req
208. What-what do you want?Copy !req
209. We want to play.Copy !req
210. Mark, I'm scared.Copy !req
211. Don't be scared,
they're just kids.Copy !req
212. Where are
your parents?Copy !req
213. We already played
with our parents.Copy !req
214. Now, we wanna play
with you.Copy !req
215. Okay, I'm scared now, too,
that freaked me out.Copy !req
216. We want to play
with you!Copy !req
217. Get off me!Copy !req
218. Oh God, Mark, help!Copy !req
219. Oh no, they're crossing
the white line!Copy !req
220. Ohhh!Copy !req
221. Spit wads!Copy !req
222. Take that,
kindergartners!Copy !req
223. Eww, gross!Copy !req
224. What the hell
is going on here?Copy !req
225. Kindergartners—
Treasure Cove
is full of them.Copy !req
226. Alright, look kid, we demand
to see an adult this instant.Copy !req
227. I got new orders,
I'm supposed to take you
to see the mayor.Copy !req
228. The mayor, good, finally.Copy !req
229. Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Cotner,
won't you come in, please?Copy !req
230. Mr. and Mrs. Cotner,
as the mayor of Smiley Town,Copy !req
231. I would like to ask you
a few questions.Copy !req
232. You're the mayor?Copy !req
233. What the hell is
going on here?Copy !req
234. Where are
all your parents?Copy !req
235. Parents?Copy !req
236. Ah, you mean
the birth-givers.Copy !req
237. They're not around.Copy !req
238. No parents
in the entire town?Copy !req
239. What happened to them?Copy !req
240. Okay, see, I'm the mayor
of Smiley TownCopy !req
241. and so I will ask
the questions around here.Copy !req
242. Look, just point us to
a phone, kid, alright?Copy !req
243. Heh-heh, I'm afraid
you'll find all the phones...Copy !req
244. Quite out of service.Copy !req
245. No phones either?Copy !req
246. How do you
communicate?Copy !req
247. Butters, I need an E.T.A.
on the car, stat.Copy !req
248. Alright, we've had
just about enough here.Copy !req
249. That's the most ridiculous
thing I've ever seen!Copy !req
250. I don't care what little games
you kids wanna play,Copy !req
251. we just want
out of here, alright?Copy !req
252. It's gonna be
about three days.Copy !req
253. So, it appears
that you need me.Copy !req
254. Which is good, because,
I need you too.Copy !req
255. Ringy-ding?Copy !req
256. I've got the job interview
of my life in Breckenridge.Copy !req
257. Just tell me how to get
a phone or a car!Copy !req
258. Spitball!Copy !req
259. Aah!Copy !req
260. You sons of bitches!Copy !req
261. You see what we're
dealing with here?Copy !req
262. Tonight is "Carousel",Copy !req
263. and they will try to
kill one of us.Copy !req
264. You two seem to have the uncanny
ability to cross the white line.Copy !req
265. If you help us,
we'll get you what you need.Copy !req
266. Mark, are we doing
the right thing?Copy !req
267. Look, if getting this stupid
book will get me a cell phone,
I don't care!Copy !req
268. I just don't know if
you're dealing with these
kids the right way.Copy !req
269. Well, I told you I can't
deal with kids, Linda!Copy !req
270. That's why I don't
want to have children!Copy !req
271. Hey, I think you'd
make a great father.Copy !req
272. Let's not go through
this again, Linda.Copy !req
273. Look, here's the book
they've been talking about
that makes no sense.Copy !req
274. My God, Mark!Copy !req
275. What is it?Copy !req
276. It's a boy.Copy !req
277. They... killed him.Copy !req
278. The bastards...Copy !req
279. Oh, Mark,
let's get out of here!Copy !req
280. Nya-nya,
nya-nya-nya!Copy !req
281. Aah!Copy !req
282. Oh, no.Copy !req
283. Mark!Copy !req
284. Uh, the fat kid
told us to take it!Copy !req
285. Wha-ahh!Copy !req
286. Mark, Mark, wake up!Copy !req
287. Nya-nya, nya-nya,
nya-nya!Copy !req
288. You guys, stop it!Copy !req
289. Sorry about them,
kindergartners
are kinda spazzes.Copy !req
290. Yeah.Copy !req
291. Why are you
doing this?Copy !req
292. How come you wanna
help the fat-ass?Copy !req
293. Who?Copy !req
294. The fat-ass, the mayor.Copy !req
295. Look, I have the
job interview of my lifeCopy !req
296. in less than...Copy !req
297. 12 hours.Copy !req
298. I just need a phone,
and he said he'd help me
if I took your bookCopy !req
299. so you couldn't
kill them anymore.Copy !req
300. You got "foolied",
outlander.Copy !req
301. We're the only ones
with a working phone.Copy !req
302. And if you'd
taken our bookCopy !req
303. then it's one of us
who dies tonight at Carousel.Copy !req
304. How did this
all happen?Copy !req
305. Why do you children
live in this town alone?Copy !req
306. Because we do.Copy !req
307. It was like this yesterday
and the day before that.Copy !req
308. But what about
before that?Copy !req
309. You mean
in the before-time?Copy !req
310. In the long, long ago?
- Yes!Copy !req
311. If we tell you, will you
help us stop the fat-ass?Copy !req
312. I'll do anything
to get to a phone.Copy !req
313. Alright,
everybody gather around.Copy !req
314. We're gonna tell the story
of the before-time again!Copy !req
315. The before-time!Copy !req
316. Story of before-time.Copy !req
317. Way back,
in the long, long ago,Copy !req
318. we all lived by the
birth-givers' laws.Copy !req
319. But the birth-givers
were unfair.Copy !req
320. They made us go to bed early
and eat broccoli.Copy !req
321. Yuck, yuck, yuck!Copy !req
322. And so the fat-ass came up
with a way to have all the
birth-givers disappear,Copy !req
323. by using the magic
"m"-word.Copy !req
324. Mmmmm!Copy !req
325. Soon we were without power,
or water or fresh food,Copy !req
326. but we tried to survive
under the guidance...Copy !req
327. Of the Provider.Copy !req
328. Provider, Provider.Copy !req
329. But the fat-ass and us disagreed
on how to worship the Provider.Copy !req
330. The fat-ass tried to make us
follow his way by making himself
the school principal.Copy !req
331. So we made ourselves the
superintendents of schools.Copy !req
332. But then he just
made himself the mayor.Copy !req
333. The town split sides, and that's
when the Provider got angry.Copy !req
334. Boom! Crash!Copy !req
335. So every night, the Provider
must be appeased at Carousel.Copy !req
336. We need their book,
so one of ours doesn't die.Copy !req
337. Carousel, Carousel.Copy !req
338. We all know that one day
the Provider will set us free,Copy !req
339. make everything like it was
in the before-time.Copy !req
340. In the long, long ago.Copy !req
341. Let me
get this straight.Copy !req
342. If I go get the fat kid's
book on the other side
of the white lineCopy !req
343. you'll show me where
a cell phone is?Copy !req
344. Yes, no foolies.Copy !req
345. No foolies.Copy !req
346. Let's go, it's,
it's right out here.Copy !req
347. Linda, I want you to just
go back to the car and
wait for me, alright.Copy !req
348. I'll go get that fat kid's book
so I can use their phone.Copy !req
349. Mark, I'm scared.Copy !req
350. I know, but this will
all be over soon.Copy !req
351. Oh, Gerald, I haven't
seen you for so long!Copy !req
352. Hello, honey.Copy !req
353. How has prison been
for you?Copy !req
354. Oh, it's awful,
just awful!Copy !req
355. Alright, parents,
let's all take our seats.Copy !req
356. My name is Scott Evans,Copy !req
357. and I am a prison
rehabilitation counselor.Copy !req
358. Excuse me,
but my wife and ICopy !req
359. honestly never touched
our child.Copy !req
360. Neither did we!Copy !req
361. We didn't neither!Copy !req
362. Enough, enough!Copy !req
363. Look, it's obvious we have
a lot of emotional issuesCopy !req
364. and personal demons
to face here.Copy !req
365. During your prison time,
you will all be spending
one hour a dayCopy !req
366. in therapy
here with me.Copy !req
367. What I want you to do,
is learn to control those sick,
sexual urges you have.Copy !req
368. Now we're gonna
try an exercise.Copy !req
369. I'm gonna confront you with
what you lust after most.Copy !req
370. Alright, parents, now,
I know this is difficult,Copy !req
371. but I want you to just
look at this child,Copy !req
372. just try to suppress
your urges to molest him.Copy !req
373. Just think about
something else,Copy !req
374. think about clouds
and beaches.Copy !req
375. Don't think about his supple,
soft, little body.Copy !req
376. Oh, that's disgusting!Copy !req
377. Now stop this!Copy !req
378. Fight your urges,
Mr. Brovlofski!Copy !req
379. I don't have any urges!Copy !req
380. I can't help you if you won't
admit you need help!Copy !req
381. Now, sit down!Copy !req
382. Look, I know this is very
difficult for all of you.Copy !req
383. Most of you are still in denial
about what you've done.Copy !req
384. To you, it seems you never molested
your children at all!Copy !req
385. But you did.Copy !req
386. Help me... help you.Copy !req
387. Now let's
try again.Copy !req
388. Look at this young man.Copy !req
389. Just look...
Don't molest.Copy !req
390. Fight it, fight it!Copy !req
391. Oh God, God.Copy !req
392. Please just let us
get out of this place.Copy !req
393. I think I found
the problem, ma'am.Copy !req
394. Broken window roller-upper.Copy !req
395. Oh no, no!Copy !req
396. Ahh!Copy !req
397. Where is
your husband?Copy !req
398. Uh...Copy !req
399. Seize her!Copy !req
400. Alright,
I got the book for you.Copy !req
401. Awesome!Copy !req
402. Now can I please
have the cell phone?Copy !req
403. Sure, outlander,
I'll get it.Copy !req
404. Outlander!Copy !req
405. Outlander!Copy !req
406. We have your woman!Copy !req
407. She still lives,
outlander!Copy !req
408. Outlander,
her blood will spill!Copy !req
409. What the heck are you
talking about?Copy !req
410. Butters, calm down,
alright.Copy !req
411. Okay, so what are some
other things we can doCopy !req
412. besides molest
our children?Copy !req
413. See a movie?Copy !req
414. Sure, see a movie's good.Copy !req
415. We could see a movie instead of
molesting our children.Copy !req
416. What else?Copy !req
417. Make a sweater?Copy !req
418. Uh-huh, I'll put
"knitting/sewing".Copy !req
419. Who's got another one?Copy !req
420. Molest children?Copy !req
421. No, no, we're looking
for things to doCopy !req
422. besides molesting
our children.Copy !req
423. Oh... fishing?Copy !req
424. Fishing's good, uh-huh.Copy !req
425. I believe you have something
of ours, outlander.Copy !req
426. Give it back
or the female gets it!Copy !req
427. Unh!Copy !req
428. Heh-heh.
- Unh!Copy !req
429. Give him
the book back!Copy !req
430. No, if they have it
one of ours will die
for Carousel!Copy !req
431. We're running
out of time!Copy !req
432. Hand our book over,
quick!Copy !req
433. Enough of this!Copy !req
434. You kids are all
in big trouble!Copy !req
435. The Provider awakes;Copy !req
436. it's time for carousel.Copy !req
437. Ha ha, your side doesn't
have its book, fat-ass!Copy !req
438. That means someone on your side
is sacrificed tonight!Copy !req
439. God dammit!Copy !req
440. Alright,
it is decided.Copy !req
441. Butters, your turn.Copy !req
442. Oh, I'm gonna be sacrificed
to the Provider!Copy !req
443. Stop right there!Copy !req
444. Nobody's killing
anybody tonight!Copy !req
445. Be careful, Mark,
they'll make you disappear
with the "m"-word!Copy !req
446. Yeah, we'll call the police
and say you molestered us too!Copy !req
447. What?Copy !req
448. I'm here for you,
Provider!Copy !req
449. Take me!Copy !req
450. Is that what happened
to the adults here?Copy !req
451. You lied to the police
and said they molested you?Copy !req
452. My God, they were
your parents!Copy !req
453. Parents?Copy !req
454. The birth-givers!Copy !req
455. Your... Birth-givers.Copy !req
456. Don't you remember?Copy !req
457. They are your "Providers"--
not some statue!Copy !req
458. And they're not off in some
fantastical far away land now...Copy !req
459. They're in prison!Copy !req
460. Probably crying themselves
to sleep, cold and lonely and...Copy !req
461. I'm sure, missing you all
very, very much.Copy !req
462. Your birth-givers
took care of you.Copy !req
463. That's what their laws
and their rules were for,
because they love you,Copy !req
464. and they didn't want you to
end up living like, like this.Copy !req
465. He won't take care of you.Copy !req
466. Your parents,
your... Providers, will.Copy !req
467. Parents...Copy !req
468. Mom, Dad.Copy !req
469. Oh boy,
here it comes!Copy !req
470. If you want things to be the way
they were in the before-time,Copy !req
471. in the long, long ago,Copy !req
472. you all need to call the police
and tell them you lied
about the m-word.Copy !req
473. He's right, dude.Copy !req
474. Things were a lot better
with our parents around.Copy !req
475. Yeah, I guess their rules
did have a point.Copy !req
476. Things have gotten
a lot worse in the 10 days
since they've been gone.Copy !req
477. 10 days?Copy !req
478. It's only been 10 days
since they left?Copy !req
479. Take him down.Copy !req
480. Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
481. I'm ready to give myself
to Mr. Elway!Copy !req
482. Here's our
cell phone, dude,Copy !req
483. Will you call the
police for us?Copy !req
484. Hey, looks like you're not so
bad with kids after all.Copy !req
485. Yeah, I guess you're right.Copy !req
486. Maybe we should
have some.Copy !req
487. Yeah, right,
after all this?Copy !req
488. I'm getting my
tubes tied tomorrow!Copy !req
489. Come on, you guys, our parents
are gonna be back any minute.Copy !req
490. Do you think they're gonna
be pissed at us for lying
that they molested usCopy !req
491. and sending them all
to jail for 10 days?Copy !req
492. Well, they can't be
too pissed off,Copy !req
493. I mean, we made them
a banner.Copy !req
494. Hey, kids!Copy !req
495. Hey, you guys
came back!Copy !req
496. Did you make it to
your job interview?Copy !req
497. Yeah, I got the job.Copy !req
498. You're looking at
the new manager of Denny's
in Breckenridge.Copy !req
499. And I got
my tubes tied!Copy !req
500. Alright!Copy !req
501. Well, thanks for
everything, you guys.Copy !req
502. You really helped us see
how important parents are.Copy !req
503. Yeah!Copy !req
504. Hey, here they come!Copy !req
505. Mom, Dad!Copy !req
506. Kids!Copy !req
507. Come here, come here.Copy !req
508. Oh, Kyle,
Ike sweetie, you're okay!Copy !req
509. Yeah, we're fine.Copy !req
510. Kyle, we're so sorry for
the horrible sexual abuse
over the years.Copy !req
511. But we're all
better now.Copy !req
512. But, you didn't
do anything to me.Copy !req
513. Ahp-we did.Copy !req
514. We've come to terms with it
through therapyCopy !req
515. and learned
to admit it.Copy !req
516. It won't happen again!
But, you guys, I—Copy !req
517. Oh, Stanley, I wish
we could take back
all the years of abuse,Copy !req
518. but we can't.Copy !req
519. We've learned to
overcome it, son,Copy !req
520. you'll see.Copy !req
521. We love you, son,Copy !req
522. but we only love you in
a platonic way, from now on!Copy !req
523. What the heck are you
talking about?Copy !req
524. Kenny, Kenny,
we're sorry.Copy !req
525. Where is he?Copy !req
526. Everything's gonna be
alright now, Jenny.Copy !req
527. Come on, let's go home.Copy !req
528. Huh.
Huh.Copy !req
529. Well, what are you kids
gonna do now?Copy !req
530. I dunno.Copy !req
531. You guys wanna go
build a snow igloo?Copy !req
532. Sure.Copy !req
533. Snow igloos
kick ass.Copy !req