1. Dude, what's your little
brother doing here?Copy !req
2. Ike is starting his
first day of kindergarten.Copy !req
3. But isn't he only
three years old?Copy !req
4. Yeah, but he's
some kind of geniusCopy !req
5. so he's getting advanced
placement in kindergarten.Copy !req
6. I pooped my pants.Copy !req
7. But, dude, check out
my new Trapper Keeper.Copy !req
8. It has five different compartments for each
subject in schoolCopy !req
9. and it's all covered with
pictures from "Dawson's Creek".
- Cool!Copy !req
10. Hey dudes, check out
my sweet "Dawson's Creek"
Trapper KeeperCopy !req
11. Ultra-Keeper
Futura 2000.Copy !req
12. Yeah, well, it's got 10 different compartments for
every subject in school,Copy !req
13. electronic
pencil sharpener,Copy !req
14. four plastic bags with electronic zippers,
copy machine, fax,Copy !req
15. a better picture of Dawson's Creek on
the back than Kyle's.Copy !req
16. Flat screen TV and
of course, Onstar.Copy !req
17. Wow, cool.
- Godammit, Cartman!Copy !req
18. You only got that because
you knew my mom wouldn't
buy it for me!Copy !req
19. Oh, but you have
a Trapper Keep—Copy !req
20. oh, you got the little
"Crapper Keeper", didn't you?Copy !req
21. Well, at least your stupid
brother got a briefcase.Copy !req
22. He's going to kindergarten
because he's a genius.Copy !req
23. He's not a genius,
he's a little douche bag.Copy !req
24. I pooped my pants!Copy !req
25. He's smarter
than you, fat boy!Copy !req
26. I don't even know how you
made it to the fourth grade
after all the—Copy !req
27. Trapper Keeper, I need to
drown out my annoying friend,Copy !req
28. please initiate music:
country, high volume.Copy !req
29. Nobody gives a crap about
your Trapper Keeper, Cartman!Copy !req
30. Ms. Crabtree!Copy !req
31. There's another creepy
homeless guy on the bus.Copy !req
32. Sit down
and shut up!Copy !req
33. But they smell
like pee!Copy !req
34. I am not
a homeless person.Copy !req
35. I am a new
fourth-grade student.
- You are?Copy !req
36. Yes, my name is Bill,
Bill Cosby.Copy !req
37. Aren't you a little old
to be in grade school?Copy !req
38. I was held back
10 hu-man grades—Copy !req
39. unh-I mean, grades.Copy !req
40. Do you companion friends
know Eric Cartman?Copy !req
41. Yeah, that's me.Copy !req
42. Eric Cartman?Copy !req
43. And you have a Dawson's Creek
Trapper Keeper Futura S-2000?Copy !req
44. Yeah, you already
know about it?Copy !req
45. Yes, yes, I do.Copy !req
46. Well, "nobody gives a crap about
your Trapper Keeper, Cartman."Copy !req
47. I'm gonna shove that thing
up your ass!Copy !req
48. Dude, do you really care
if Cartman has something
that's better than yours?Copy !req
49. No, I don't!
I don't care!Copy !req
50. Ooh, Kyle.Copy !req
51. Hey, there he is.Copy !req
52. That's the kid that's supposed
to be some kind of genius.Copy !req
53. Yeah, he's only three and
he's already in kindergarten.Copy !req
54. Come on.Copy !req
55. So, you think you're smarter
than the rest of us?Copy !req
56. You think you know more
about the worldCopy !req
57. just because you're
only three and we're five?Copy !req
58. I'm go ba-ba.Copy !req
59. Okay, children,
let's take our seats.Copy !req
60. My name is Mr. Garrison,Copy !req
61. and I'm the new
kindergarten teacher.Copy !req
62. I used to be the
third-grade teacher,Copy !req
63. but I had a little
"nervous breakdown"Copy !req
64. and went into the mountains
where I lived off ofCopy !req
65. "rat carcasses".Copy !req
66. But I'm all better now
and school was nice enough
to let me go on teaching...Copy !req
67. As long as it was
for kindergarten.Copy !req
68. But it's not
a demotion, no.Copy !req
69. I mean, just because a teacher
was teaching third gradeCopy !req
70. and now is teaching
kindergarten—Copy !req
71. that's not
a demotion, is it?Copy !req
72. No, that's right,
it's not.Copy !req
73. Well, let's start with
roll call.Copy !req
74. Ah, let's see...
Filmore Anderson?Copy !req
75. Here.Copy !req
76. Sally Bans?
- Here.Copy !req
77. Alright,
Ike Broflovski?Copy !req
78. "Cookie Monster."Copy !req
79. Broflovski, I had your
older brother Kyle in my
third-grade class.Copy !req
80. He's a very smart kid,
I'm sure you are too.Copy !req
81. Well, that's bad news
for everybody elseCopy !req
82. because I will be
grading you all on a curve.Copy !req
83. And so the other thing that
makes my Trapper Keeper
cooler than Kyle'sCopy !req
84. is that it can add
any peripheral device
to itself automatically.Copy !req
85. I can take something as simple
as this calculator and—Copy !req
86. Trapper Keeper?
- Trapper Keeper active.Copy !req
87. Hybrid with "Wellington Bear"
calculator.Copy !req
88. Ready for hybrid.Copy !req
89. And now, I can use
Wellington Bear calculator too.Copy !req
90. Wow.Copy !req
91. May I hold your
Trapper Keeper?Copy !req
92. Uh, no, I'm afraid not,
Bill Cosby,Copy !req
93. because it is coded to
the prints on my fingers.Copy !req
94. If anybody but me
tries to hold itCopy !req
95. big metal spikes come out
and pierce through their hands.Copy !req
96. Oh, you're so full of
crap, Cartman!Copy !req
97. Metal spikes
will not come out!Copy !req
98. Oh really, then why don't
you hold it?Copy !req
99. Well, go on, Kyle,Copy !req
100. if it doesn't have
metal spikes, then hold it.Copy !req
101. Hold it.
- I'm gonna!Copy !req
102. Hold it.
- I will!Copy !req
103. And that's how the relationship
with my father sort of ended.Copy !req
104. There's still some sort of
skeletons in the closet,Copy !req
105. but things between us
are a little better.Copy !req
106. Okay, children, well now
it's time for us to elect
a class president.Copy !req
107. So first
we must pick nominees.Copy !req
108. Who would like to
nominate someone?Copy !req
109. I nominate Filmore because he's
the smartest kid in the class.Copy !req
110. Okay, Filmore, you'll be
our first nominee.Copy !req
111. And who else?Copy !req
112. Yes, Jenny.Copy !req
113. I gotta go doody.Copy !req
114. In a minute, Jenny—
who else wants to nominate
a class president?Copy !req
115. Oh, come on, you can't have
an election with just
one person running,Copy !req
116. what's the fun
in that?Copy !req
117. Ike, how about you,
you're a genius?Copy !req
118. No.Copy !req
119. Okay, our second nominee
is "Ike... the Genius".Copy !req
120. Okay, children, now we'll hear
briefly from each nominee.Copy !req
121. Filmore, why don't you
go first.Copy !req
122. If I'm elected class president,
I'll call for bigger chairs.Copy !req
123. And on Fridays I'll add
two minutes to nap time.Copy !req
124. Thank you.Copy !req
125. Very enthralling.Copy !req
126. Okay, Ike,
how about you?Copy !req
127. Cookie Monster... Eyes.Copy !req
128. Well, this is gonna be
a tough one, kids.Copy !req
129. Oh no, dude, here comes
that weird new kid.Copy !req
130. Oh, hello, Eric, can I be
your hu-man friend?Copy !req
131. Unh-I mean, friend.Copy !req
132. I don't know, dude,
I'm not supposed to have
male friends that are over 30.Copy !req
133. I kinda got screwed
on that once.Copy !req
134. Please, we can have fun
and play games like
hu-man four square.Copy !req
135. I mean, four square.Copy !req
136. Dude, you can't just ask
to be somebody's friend
and be their friend!Copy !req
137. It doesn't
work that way.Copy !req
138. If you want my friendship
you have to pay me.Copy !req
139. Oh, I see.Copy !req
140. Alright, I'll pay
100 galga stones—Copy !req
141. I mean, human dollars,
I mean, dollars.Copy !req
142. Okay, that's cool.Copy !req
143. Can we play some
hu-man tether ball?Copy !req
144. Alright.Copy !req
145. Pretty sweet, you guys,Copy !req
146. getting 100 bucks to play
tether ball with some—Copy !req
147. serve!
- Ah!Copy !req
148. Got it!Copy !req
149. Dude, he's running off
with your Trapper Keeper!Copy !req
150. Wha-huh!Copy !req
151. You son of a bitch!Copy !req
152. Wait a minute,
lucky for meCopy !req
153. I have my Trapper Keeper
homing device.Copy !req
154. What the hell
just happened?Copy !req
155. Damn, I thought fourth grade
was gonna be different.Copy !req
156. So that's six votes for Filmore
and six votes for Ike.Copy !req
157. And the last vote is for...Copy !req
158. Ah, let's see, Flora,
I can't tell who you voted for.Copy !req
159. You've got the winning vote,
Flora, who'd you pick?Copy !req
160. I don't know.Copy !req
161. Flora, you have to pick one,
Filmore or Ike.Copy !req
162. Um, I vote for...
I don't know.Copy !req
163. Oh great,
Flora's undecided.Copy !req
164. Well, you're just gonna have to
sit there FloraCopy !req
165. and think about it until
you come up with an answer.Copy !req
166. Okay.Copy !req
167. Flora, just say
you vote for FilmoreCopy !req
168. so we can
all go home.Copy !req
169. Um...Copy !req
170. No, you want Ike
to be president.Copy !req
171. We're gonna be here
all night.Copy !req
172. Why don't you guys
just concede?Copy !req
173. Yeah!
Yeah!Copy !req
174. Why don't you
just concede?Copy !req
175. Yeah!Copy !req
176. Filmore!
Filmore!
Filmore!
Filmore!Copy !req
177. I want Filmore to be—
I want Ike—Copy !req
178. Oh, for Christ's sakes,
you're all acting like
a bunch of kids!Copy !req
179. Turn left here,
we're getting close!
Get your gun ready.Copy !req
180. Eric, I'm not gonna shoot
anybody for taking
your school folder.Copy !req
181. It was not a school folder,Copy !req
182. it was a Dawson's Creek
Trapper Keeper Futura S-2000!Copy !req
183. And if-there he is!Copy !req
184. Ah!Copy !req
185. Gotcha!Copy !req
186. Hey!Copy !req
187. Aah!Copy !req
188. Whoa, dude.Copy !req
189. Oh, try to take my
Trapper Keeper, will you?Copy !req
190. Please, you do not
understand.Copy !req
191. Book him, Barbrady,
another job well done.Copy !req
192. That Trapper Keeper
has to be destroyed.Copy !req
193. Why are you so obsessed
with Cartman's Trapper
Keeper, Bill Cosby?Copy !req
194. Bill Cosby!Copy !req
195. No, listen to me!
I am not really Bill Cosby.Copy !req
196. My name is BSM-471.Copy !req
197. I am a cyborg engineered by
hu-mans from the year 2034.Copy !req
198. Well, I knew you
weren't Bill Cosby.Copy !req
199. I have come to destroy
that Trapper KeeperCopy !req
200. because it was the Dawson's
Creek Trapper KeeperCopy !req
201. that belongs to
an Eric Cartman in South ParkCopy !req
202. which three years from now
manifests itself into an
omnipotent super beingCopy !req
203. and destroys
all of hu-manity.Copy !req
204. In the year 2004,Copy !req
205. a hybrid assimilating computer
linked with a satellite
uplink computer.Copy !req
206. From there, it was able to
slowly take overCopy !req
207. every computer in the world.Copy !req
208. It became stronger
and strongerCopy !req
209. until, by the year 2018,
it broke away from mankindCopy !req
210. and there was nothing
the hu-mans could do.Copy !req
211. It wasn't long before
Mighty Trapper KeeperCopy !req
212. started to destroy everything
it saw as useless...Copy !req
213. Including humans.Copy !req
214. The nations tried everything
to stop it—Copy !req
215. nuclear devices,
seismic missiles—Copy !req
216. but nothing worked.Copy !req
217. The hu-mans built robots of
their own, whole armies of them.Copy !req
218. But nothing was strong enough
to stop Trapper Keeper.Copy !req
219. And so finally,
the hu-mans decided to sendCopy !req
220. one of their robots
into the past to destroy
the Trapper KeeperCopy !req
221. before it
even got started.Copy !req
222. Wow,
that's amazing.Copy !req
223. Man, I guess sometimes
we let our technology and
stuff grow too fast.Copy !req
224. What do you think,
Officer Barbrady?Copy !req
225. Huh-oh, I'm sorry,
I wasn't listening.Copy !req
226. And so Eric, now you
see why we must destroy
your Trapper Keeper.Copy !req
227. You guys, did I mention
that it has a pencil sharpenerCopy !req
228. and a crayon sharpener?Copy !req
229. Cartman, it takes over the world
and destroys all of humanity!Copy !req
230. What would you guys
have me do, huh?Copy !req
231. Walk around with just
a plain old trapper
keeper like Kyle's,Copy !req
232. is that what you want?
- Yes!Copy !req
233. Godammit!
Here, take it!Copy !req
234. Do you want
my heart as well?Copy !req
235. You'll find it on the
bottom of your shoes!Copy !req
236. I decided.Copy !req
237. Oh, thank God, Flora.Copy !req
238. Alright,
who do you vote for?Copy !req
239. Umm, Ike.Copy !req
240. Yay!
Yay!Copy !req
241. Okay, so then the total
is six votes for FilmoreCopy !req
242. and now seven votes
for Ike.Copy !req
243. Ike is the new
class president.Copy !req
244. We want a recount.
- What?Copy !req
245. Recount, recount,
recount...Copy !req
246. Oh, of all the juvenile things
I've ever heard—Copy !req
247. You lost, Filmore,
don't be such a baby!Copy !req
248. Alright, alright,
I'll count up the ballots again.Copy !req
249. Okay, we had
one vote for Filmore...Copy !req
250. And this time I again
get six votes for Filmore
and seven votes for Ike.Copy !req
251. Count 'em again.
- Yeah!Copy !req
252. No, children,
I've recounted 106 times nowCopy !req
253. and I keep coming up with
seven to six!Copy !req
254. Except in the one instance where
it came out seven to fiveCopy !req
255. and one where it came out
12 to 14.Copy !req
256. It's over!
Ike is class president!Copy !req
257. Wait, there's still
the absent kid.Copy !req
258. Yeah, Carlos is absent,
we have to wait for his vote.Copy !req
259. Oh, will you grow up?Copy !req
260. Absent kids count,
absent kids count,
absent kids...Copy !req
261. Jesus, alright,
we'll wait for tomorrowCopy !req
262. so the absent kid can cast
his vote, now go home!Copy !req
263. Good morning, hu-mans.
- Hey, Bill Cosby.Copy !req
264. I have successfully destroyed
Eric Cartman's Trapper Keeper.Copy !req
265. I broke it apart,Copy !req
266. dipped the motherboards in acid,
burnt the memory chipsCopy !req
267. and sent the wiring
to the four corners of Canada.
- That should do it.Copy !req
268. So what are you gonna do
with your crappy robot life
now, Bill Cosby?Copy !req
269. Well, that is a problem
that is causing me some
disconcern-ment.Copy !req
270. I am still here,
but I shouldn't be here.Copy !req
271. If Trapper Keeper
has been stopped,
then I should not exist,Copy !req
272. but here I am.Copy !req
273. Something is still
not right.Copy !req
274. Hey, dudes.Copy !req
275. Cartman, you still got
a Trapper Keeper!Copy !req
276. Yeah, I'm a genius.Copy !req
277. Last night I went home
and told my mom that
I lost the last one.Copy !req
278. Then I cried and I cried,
and finally she felt so badCopy !req
279. that she took me to the store
and bought me a new one.Copy !req
280. So everything worked out.Copy !req
281. Oh, no!Copy !req
282. Cartman, you dumb ass!
You can't get a new one.Copy !req
283. Why the hell not?Copy !req
284. Because if your Trapper Keeper
takes over the world,Copy !req
285. then maybe it was this Trapper
Keeper and not the one before.Copy !req
286. So then you guys burnt
my last one for no reason.Copy !req
287. We will have to destroy
this Trapper Keeper.Copy !req
288. But I don't think I can get
my mom to buy me another one.Copy !req
289. Don't you get it?
You can't have any
Trapper Keepers, fat ass!Copy !req
290. Oh, that is bull crap!Copy !req
291. And you know
what I think?Copy !req
292. I think this whole thing
is a setup!Copy !req
293. That's right, Kyle got this guy
to say he's a robot
from the futureCopy !req
294. just because he's jealous
of my Trapper Keeper.Copy !req
295. And you know what else?Copy !req
296. Screw you guys,
I'm going home.Copy !req
297. Cartman!Copy !req
298. No-screw you guys.
Home.Copy !req
299. Well, that does it.Copy !req
300. Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
301. I'm afraid I have
no other choice.Copy !req
302. For the sake of humanity
I have to kill him.Copy !req
303. Oh, okay.
- Yeah, that's fine.Copy !req
304. No, wait!
- What?Copy !req
305. Can I do it?Copy !req
306. Oh well, I suppose.Copy !req
307. Sweet-kiss your ass
good-bye, fat boy!Copy !req
308. Wait, perhaps
there is another way.Copy !req
309. If you could take me to
where Eric Cartman lives,Copy !req
310. I could try reasoning
with his human mother.Copy !req
311. Well, yeah, or we could
just kill him.Copy !req
312. Yeah, that'd be faster.
He's right there.Copy !req
313. I'm afraid I can't.Copy !req
314. I think I'm actually
starting to feel what you
humans call "compassion".Copy !req
315. It is an
amazing feeling.Copy !req
316. Ah!
Ah!Copy !req
317. Alright, children,
as you know,Copy !req
318. we've been waiting for
the absent kid's ballot
to come in.Copy !req
319. Well, his mother
was nice enoughCopy !req
320. to bring him in
from the hospitalCopy !req
321. so that he could
cast his vote.Copy !req
322. Mrs. Harris.Copy !req
323. Thank you
very much, Billy.Copy !req
324. Don't forget to
pick up your lung.Copy !req
325. Alright, the absent kid's
ballot is for... Filmore.Copy !req
326. Yay!
Yay!Copy !req
327. Wait one minute!Copy !req
328. Oh Jesus-
tap-dancing-Christ.Copy !req
329. I think the ballots
were misleading.Copy !req
330. Some kids didn't understand
who they were voting for.Copy !req
331. There's a box next to
Filmore's nameCopy !req
332. and a box next to Ike's.Copy !req
333. What's not to
understand?Copy !req
334. You're just saying thatCopy !req
335. 'cause you know
you're gonna lose now.Copy !req
336. No, I'm saying that
because you're
a booger-face!Copy !req
337. Well, just you wait,Copy !req
338. 'cause my famous aunt is
on her way right now.Copy !req
339. Who's your famous aunt?Copy !req
340. My Aunt Rosie,
Rosie O'Donnell.Copy !req
341. Your Aunt Rosie O'Donnell
is coming here?Copy !req
342. Yeah, she's very active
in politics.Copy !req
343. She's gonna set
all of this straight.Copy !req
344. Oh, no.Copy !req
345. Recharging.Copy !req
346. Sweet. You're so cool,
Trapper Keeper,Copy !req
347. I would never let
those assholes take you away.Copy !req
348. Trapper Keeper
ready to insorb.Copy !req
349. Oh, cool.Copy !req
350. Trapper Keeper merging.Copy !req
351. Whoa.Copy !req
352. And so you see,
Ms. Cart-man,Copy !req
353. you cannot buy your son Eric
another Trapper Keeper.Copy !req
354. Not now, not ever!Copy !req
355. Right, because it will
hybrid with all those
other processorsCopy !req
356. and generate a whole new era
of technological darkness.Copy !req
357. Correct.Copy !req
358. Well, I certainly won't
buy him any more then, Bill.Copy !req
359. Good, now all
that is left to doCopy !req
360. is destroy the Trapper Keeper
Eric has now.Copy !req
361. Where is he?Copy !req
362. In his room.Copy !req
363. But, why don't I show you
the rest of the house first.Copy !req
364. Uh-oh.
- Here we go again.Copy !req
365. Come this way, Billy.Copy !req
366. Well come on,
let's go upstairsCopy !req
367. and get Cartman's
Trapper Keeper ourselves.Copy !req
368. Kyle is just jealous
of you, Trapper Keeper.Copy !req
369. You kick ass!Copy !req
370. Open up, Cartman, we're
taking your Trapper Keeper.Copy !req
371. Trapper Keeper
ready to insorb.Copy !req
372. Heh.Copy !req
373. Dammit, Cartman,
open up!Copy !req
374. Trapper Keeper
ready for hybrid.Copy !req
375. Oh sweet, what's it gonna
hybrid with now?Copy !req
376. Cartman, you might
as well open up,Copy !req
377. we're just gonna have Bill Cosby
bust the door downCopy !req
378. after he finishes having sex
with your mom!Copy !req
379. Cartman?Copy !req
380. Ahh!Copy !req
381. He's not gonna open it,
break it down.Copy !req
382. You break it down.Copy !req
383. Okay, ready—
1, 2, 3, not it.Copy !req
384. Not it.
You lose, Kenny.Copy !req
385. Oh!Copy !req
386. Oh my God—
they killed Kenny!Copy !req
387. You ba-!Copy !req
388. Ahh!Copy !req
389. Ooh yeah, oh yeah!Copy !req
390. What the hell is that?Copy !req
391. Oh my God!
What is that thing?Copy !req
392. Children, there's some
huge bulbous monstrosityCopy !req
393. heading for the classroom!Copy !req
394. Oh my God,
it's awful!Copy !req
395. It's coming
for the door!Copy !req
396. Hello, kids.
- Aunt Rosie.Copy !req
397. Run for your lives, children,
I'll try to fight it off!Copy !req
398. That's my aunt,
Rosie O'Donnell.Copy !req
399. Oh.Copy !req
400. Oh, uh, pleasure to
meet you, Ms. Donnell.Copy !req
401. You're looking... well.Copy !req
402. Don't worry, kids,
everything's gonna be fine.Copy !req
403. What's the problem?Copy !req
404. Aunt Rosie, we think
I won class president.Copy !req
405. No, Ike won.Copy !req
406. Look,
it's very simple—Copy !req
407. we took a vote
and the vote tiedCopy !req
408. so now we've gotta
come up with a way—Copy !req
409. Well it obviously isn't
that simple, is it?Copy !req
410. I mean, you'd think a little
kindergarten teacherCopy !req
411. could've handled this,Copy !req
412. but now we're gonna
do it my way!Copy !req
413. We are Trapper Keeper.Copy !req
414. Oh no, it's heading for
Cheyenne Moun-tain.Copy !req
415. Why is that bad?Copy !req
416. It was when the
Trapper Keeper assimilatedCopy !req
417. with the supercomputer
at Cheyenne Moun-tainCopy !req
418. that it was able to fuse
into our defensive computers.Copy !req
419. Then we have to stop it
before it gets there.Copy !req
420. Step on it,
Bill Cosby!Copy !req
421. Hey Mark, look.Copy !req
422. Wow, that is about the nicest
Trapper Keeper I've ever seen.Copy !req
423. Cartman,
you have to stop.Copy !req
424. We are Trapper Keeper,
we are one.Copy !req
425. A part of your friend must
still be alive in there.Copy !req
426. He is in there.Copy !req
427. That must be what Trapper Keeper
is using for ventilation.Copy !req
428. If one of you could
get in there, you could
reach the C.P.U.Copy !req
429. 1, 2, 3, not it.Copy !req
430. Not it—
Ahh, dammit.Copy !req
431. What are you
doing, Kyle?Copy !req
432. I'm going to try
and break you away from
the computer, Cartman,Copy !req
433. I need to remove
the C.P.U.Copy !req
434. I'm afraid I can't
let you do that, Kyle.Copy !req
435. Screw you, fat ass!Copy !req
436. Hey, screw you.Copy !req
437. Cartman!
Ah!Copy !req
438. No!Copy !req
439. Okay, so then what
we need to do,Copy !req
440. is count everybody's vote
by hand.Copy !req
441. And after that, we're gonna
go over the votes again
manually and then—Copy !req
442. Oh stop it, stop it,
stop it!Copy !req
443. Look, kids, we're all in this
kindergarten class together.Copy !req
444. We have to
respect one anotherCopy !req
445. or else we're in for
a terrible school year.Copy !req
446. We're just making sureCopy !req
447. that the kids who voted for
my nephew don't get cheated.Copy !req
448. Half the kids in the class
didn't vote for your nephew!
So what about them?Copy !req
449. You don't give a crap
about them because
they're not on your side!Copy !req
450. People like you preach
tolerance and open-mindedness
all the time,Copy !req
451. but when it comes to
middle AmericaCopy !req
452. you think we're all evil
and stupid country yokelsCopy !req
453. who need your
political enlightenment!Copy !req
454. Well, just because you're on TV
doesn't mean you know crap
about the government!Copy !req
455. Now get your ass
back on first classCopy !req
456. and respect this class' right
to make up their own minds!Copy !req
457. Oh, sorry, I got a little
off the subject there, kids.Copy !req
458. How dare you!Copy !req
459. I will not be preached at
by a country bumpkin.Copy !req
460. I'm leaving this podunk town,
but in my placeCopy !req
461. I'm gonna send more lawyers,
statesmen and pressCopy !req
462. than you have
ever seen!Copy !req
463. Oh, no, children, I think I just
made this a whole lot worse.Copy !req
464. Ahh!Copy !req
465. Whoa!Copy !req
466. Well, that does it.Copy !req
467. I'm gonna have to
report this.Copy !req
468. Guard one to base—
Ahh!Copy !req
469. It is infusing
with everything.Copy !req
470. It is already
too powerful to stop.Copy !req
471. Kyle's got to succeed,
he's just got to.Copy !req
472. I can't reach
the C.P.U.Copy !req
473. What are you doin'?Copy !req
474. Get out of my way.Copy !req
475. Oh no, now there's
two of those things.Copy !req
476. No, I think that other thing
is Rosie O'Donnell.Copy !req
477. Huh? Which one?Copy !req
478. It's like
I'm seeing double.Copy !req
479. I said,
get out of my way!Copy !req
480. Aahhh!Copy !req
481. Ew.Copy !req
482. Look, I think that infusing
with Rosie O'DonnellCopy !req
483. has made
Trapper Keeper sick.Copy !req
484. Euhhh... bad pie,
bad pie.Copy !req
485. This is your chance, Kyle,
Cartman is weakened.Copy !req
486. Got him.Copy !req
487. He did it!Copy !req
488. Okay, children,
the lawyers for Ike's sideCopy !req
489. have agreed with the lawyer's
on Filmore's sideCopy !req
490. to hold another meeting
regarding form 22-f.Copy !req
491. Do we all
have that form?Copy !req
492. Is this the
kindergarten classroom?Copy !req
493. Jesse Jackson?
- That's right.Copy !req
494. I believe the African-American
students in your classCopy !req
495. were misrepresented.Copy !req
496. We don't have any African-
Americans in our class!Copy !req
497. Oh-bye.Copy !req
498. Alright, so apparently
what we're gonna do nowCopy !req
499. is hand count
each person's ballot.Copy !req
500. Mr. Garrison,
I concede.Copy !req
501. You-you what?Copy !req
502. I don't wanna play anymore
'cause this game is stupid.Copy !req
503. Yeah, it doesn't
make any sense.Copy !req
504. Ike, you could be
class president.Copy !req
505. I pooped my pants!Copy !req
506. Can we finger paint now?Copy !req
507. Finger paint!
Finger paint!Copy !req
508. Ah-yes, yes,
let's finger paint!Copy !req
509. You did it, Kyle.Copy !req
510. Kyle saved your life,
fat ass.Copy !req
511. Look, I'm fading!Copy !req
512. It must of worked,
I don't exist!Copy !req
513. Oh, that's a bitch.Copy !req
514. Oh, well, I guess
everything's fine now.Copy !req
515. So let's go home.Copy !req
516. Hey, whoa, whoa,
whoa, Cartman—Copy !req
517. All you've been doing
is making fun of Kyle
and now he saved your life.Copy !req
518. You at least owe him
a thank you.Copy !req
519. Oh, man...Copy !req
520. Cartman!Copy !req
521. Alright, alright.Copy !req
522. Kyle...Copy !req