1. Dude, what's your little
brother doing here?Copy !req
2. Ike is starting his
first day of kindergarten.Copy !req
3. But isn't he only
three years old?Copy !req
4. Yeah, but he's
some kind of geniusCopy !req
5. so he's getting advanced
placement in kindergarten.Copy !req
6. I pooped my pants.Copy !req
7. But, dude, check out
my new Trapper Keeper.Copy !req
8. It has five different compartments for each
subject in schoolCopy !req
9. and it's all covered with
pictures from "Dawson's Creek".
- Cool!Copy !req
10. Hey dudes, check out
my sweet "Dawson's Creek"
Trapper KeeperCopy !req
11. Ultra-Keeper
Futura 2000.Copy !req
12. Yeah, well, it's got 10 different compartments for
every subject in school,Copy !req
13. electronic
pencil sharpener,Copy !req
14. four plastic bags with electronic zippers,
copy machine, fax,Copy !req
15. a better picture of Dawson's Creek on
the back than Kyle's.Copy !req
16. Flat screen TV and
of course, Onstar.Copy !req
17. Wow, cool.
- Godammit, Cartman!Copy !req
18. You only got that because
you knew my mom wouldn't
buy it for me!Copy !req
19. Oh, but you have
a Trapper Keep—Copy !req
20. oh, you got the little
"Crapper Keeper", didn't you?Copy !req
21. Well, at least your stupid
brother got a briefcase.Copy !req
22. He's going to kindergarten
because he's a genius.Copy !req
23. He's not a genius,
he's a little douche bag.Copy !req
24. I pooped my pants!Copy !req
25. He's smarter
than you, fat boy!Copy !req
26. I don't even know how you
made it to the fourth grade
after all the—Copy !req
27. Trapper Keeper, I need to
drown out my annoying friend,Copy !req
28. please initiate music:
country, high volume.Copy !req
29. Nobody gives a crap about
your Trapper Keeper, Cartman!Copy !req
30. Ms. Crabtree!Copy !req
31. There's another creepy
homeless guy on the bus.Copy !req
32. Sit down
and shut up!Copy !req
33. But they smell
like pee!Copy !req
34. I am not
a homeless person.Copy !req
35. I am a new
fourth-grade student.
- You are?Copy !req
36. Yes, my name is Bill,
Bill Cosby.Copy !req
37. Aren't you a little old
to be in grade school?Copy !req
38. I was held back
10 hu-man grades—Copy !req
39. unh-I mean, grades.Copy !req
40. Do you companion friends
know Eric Cartman?Copy !req
41. Yeah, that's me.Copy !req
42. Eric Cartman?Copy !req
43. And you have a Dawson's Creek
Trapper Keeper Futura S-2000?Copy !req
44. Yeah, you already
know about it?Copy !req
45. Yes, yes, I do.Copy !req
46. Well, "nobody gives a crap about
your Trapper Keeper, Cartman."Copy !req
47. I'm gonna shove that thing
up your ass!Copy !req
48. Dude, do you really care
if Cartman has something
that's better than yours?Copy !req
49. No, I don't!
I don't care!Copy !req
50. Ooh, Kyle.Copy !req
51. Hey, there he is.Copy !req
52. That's the kid that's supposed
to be some kind of genius.Copy !req
53. Yeah, he's only three and
he's already in kindergarten.Copy !req
54. Come on.Copy !req
55. So, you think you're smarter
than the rest of us?Copy !req
56. You think you know more
about the worldCopy !req
57. just because you're
only three and we're five?Copy !req
58. I'm go ba-ba.Copy !req
59. Okay, children,
let's take our seats.Copy !req
60. My name is Mr. Garrison,Copy !req
61. and I'm the new
kindergarten teacher.Copy !req
62. I used to be the
third-grade teacher,Copy !req
63. but I had a little
"nervous breakdown"Copy !req
64. and went into the mountains
where I lived off ofCopy !req
65. "rat carcasses".Copy !req
66. But I'm all better now
and school was nice enough
to let me go on teaching...Copy !req
67. As long as it was
for kindergarten.Copy !req
68. But it's not
a demotion, no.Copy !req
69. I mean, just because a teacher
was teaching third gradeCopy !req
70. and now is teaching
kindergarten—Copy !req
71. that's not
a demotion, is it?Copy !req
72. No, that's right,
it's not.Copy !req
73. Well, let's start with
roll call.Copy !req
74. Ah, let's see...
Filmore Anderson?Copy !req
75. Here.Copy !req
76. Sally Bans?
- Here.Copy !req
77. Alright,
Ike Broflovski?Copy !req
78. "Cookie Monster."Copy !req
79. Broflovski, I had your
older brother Kyle in my
third-grade class.Copy !req
80. He's a very smart kid,
I'm sure you are too.Copy !req
81. Well, that's bad news
for everybody elseCopy !req
82. because I will be
grading you all on a curve.Copy !req
83. And so the other thing that
makes my Trapper Keeper
cooler than Kyle'sCopy !req
84. is that it can add
any peripheral device
to itself automatically.Copy !req
85. I can take something as simple
as this calculator and—Copy !req
86. Trapper Keeper?
- Trapper Keeper active.Copy !req
87. Hybrid with "Wellington Bear"
calculator.Copy !req
88. Ready for hybrid.Copy !req
89. And now, I can use
Wellington Bear calculator too.Copy !req
90. Wow.Copy !req
91. May I hold your
Trapper Keeper?Copy !req
92. Uh, no, I'm afraid not,
Bill Cosby,Copy !req
93. because it is coded to
the prints on my fingers.Copy !req
94. If anybody but me
tries to hold itCopy !req
95. big metal spikes come out
and pierce through their hands.Copy !req
96. Oh, you're so full of
crap, Cartman!Copy !req
97. Metal spikes
will not come out!Copy !req
98. Oh really, then why don't
you hold it?Copy !req
99. Well, go on, Kyle,Copy !req
100. if it doesn't have
metal spikes, then hold it.Copy !req
101. Hold it.
- I'm gonna!Copy !req
102. Hold it.
- I will!Copy !req
103. And that's how the relationship
with my father sort of ended.Copy !req
104. There's still some sort of
skeletons in the closet,Copy !req
105. but things between us
are a little better.Copy !req
106. Okay, children, well now
it's time for us to elect
a class president.Copy !req
107. So first
we must pick nominees.Copy !req
108. Who would like to
nominate someone?Copy !req
109. I nominate Filmore because he's
the smartest kid in the class.Copy !req
110. Okay, Filmore, you'll be
our first nominee.Copy !req
111. And who else?Copy !req
112. Yes, Jenny.Copy !req
113. I gotta go doody.Copy !req
114. In a minute, Jenny—
who else wants to nominate
a class president?Copy !req
115. Oh, come on, you can't have
an election with just
one person running,Copy !req
116. what's the fun
in that?Copy !req
117. Ike, how about you,
you're a genius?Copy !req
118. No.Copy !req
119. Okay, our second nominee
is "Ike... the Genius".Copy !req
120. Okay, children, now we'll hear
briefly from each nominee.Copy !req
121. Filmore, why don't you
go first.Copy !req
122. If I'm elected class president,
I'll call for bigger chairs.Copy !req
123. And on Fridays I'll add
two minutes to nap time.Copy !req
124. Thank you.Copy !req
125. Very enthralling.Copy !req
126. Okay, Ike,
how about you?Copy !req
127. Cookie Monster... Eyes.Copy !req
128. Well, this is gonna be
a tough one, kids.Copy !req
129. Oh no, dude, here comes
that weird new kid.Copy !req
130. Oh, hello, Eric, can I be
your hu-man friend?Copy !req
131. Unh-I mean, friend.Copy !req
132. I don't know, dude,
I'm not supposed to have
male friends that are over 30.Copy !req
133. I kinda got screwed
on that once.Copy !req
134. Please, we can have fun
and play games like
hu-man four square.Copy !req
135. I mean, four square.Copy !req
136. Dude, you can't just ask
to be somebody's friend
and be their friend!Copy !req
137. It doesn't
work that way.Copy !req
138. If you want my friendship
you have to pay me.Copy !req
139. Oh, I see.Copy !req
140. Alright, I'll pay
100 galga stones—Copy !req
141. I mean, human dollars,
I mean, dollars.Copy !req
142. Okay, that's cool.Copy !req
143. Can we play some
hu-man tether ball?Copy !req
144. Alright.Copy !req
145. Pretty sweet, you guys,Copy !req
146. getting 100 bucks to play
tether ball with some—Copy !req
147. serve!
- Ah!Copy !req
148. Got it!Copy !req
149. Dude, he's running off
with your Trapper Keeper!Copy !req
150. Wha-huh!Copy !req
151. You son of a bitch!Copy !req
152. Wait a minute,
lucky for meCopy !req
153. I have my Trapper Keeper
homing device.Copy !req
154. What the hell
just happened?Copy !req
155. Damn, I thought fourth grade
was gonna be different.Copy !req
156. So that's six votes for Filmore
and six votes for Ike.Copy !req
157. And the last vote is for...Copy !req
158. Ah, let's see, Flora,
I can't tell who you voted for.Copy !req
159. You've got the winning vote,
Flora, who'd you pick?Copy !req
160. I don't know.Copy !req
161. Flora, you have to pick one,
Filmore or Ike.Copy !req
162. Um, I vote for...
I don't know.Copy !req
163. Oh great,
Flora's undecided.Copy !req
164. Well, you're just gonna have to
sit there FloraCopy !req
165. and think about it until
you come up with an answer.Copy !req
166. Okay.Copy !req
167. Flora, just say
you vote for FilmoreCopy !req
168. so we can
all go home.Copy !req
169. Um...Copy !req
170. No, you want Ike
to be president.Copy !req
171. We're gonna be here
all night.Copy !req
172. Why don't you guys
just concede?Copy !req
173. Yeah!
Yeah!Copy !req
174. Why don't you
just concede?Copy !req
175. Yeah!Copy !req
176. I want Filmore to be—
I want Ike—Copy !req
177. Oh, for Christ's sakes,
you're all acting like
a bunch of kids!Copy !req
178. Turn left here,
we're getting close!
Get your gun ready.Copy !req
179. Eric, I'm not gonna shoot
anybody for taking
your school folder.Copy !req
180. It was not a school folder,Copy !req
181. it was a Dawson's Creek
Trapper Keeper Futura S-2000!Copy !req
182. And if-there he is!Copy !req
183. Ah!Copy !req
184. Gotcha!Copy !req
185. Hey!Copy !req
186. Aah!Copy !req
187. Whoa, dude.Copy !req
188. Oh, try to take my
Trapper Keeper, will you?Copy !req
189. Please, you do not
understand.Copy !req
190. Book him, Barbrady,
another job well done.Copy !req
191. That Trapper Keeper
has to be destroyed.Copy !req
192. Why are you so obsessed
with Cartman's Trapper
Keeper, Bill Cosby?Copy !req
193. Bill Cosby!Copy !req
194. No, listen to me!
I am not really Bill Cosby.Copy !req
195. My name is BSM-471.Copy !req
196. I am a cyborg engineered by
hu-mans from the year 2034.Copy !req
197. Well, I knew you
weren't Bill Cosby.Copy !req
198. I have come to destroy
that Trapper KeeperCopy !req
199. because it was the Dawson's
Creek Trapper KeeperCopy !req
200. that belongs to
an Eric Cartman in South ParkCopy !req
201. which three years from now
manifests itself into an
omnipotent super beingCopy !req
202. and destroys
all of hu-manity.Copy !req
203. In the year 2004,Copy !req
204. a hybrid assimilating computer
linked with a satellite
uplink computer.Copy !req
205. From there, it was able to
slowly take overCopy !req
206. every computer in the world.Copy !req
207. It became stronger
and strongerCopy !req
208. until, by the year 2018,
it broke away from mankindCopy !req
209. and there was nothing
the hu-mans could do.Copy !req
210. It wasn't long before
Mighty Trapper KeeperCopy !req
211. started to destroy everything
it saw as useless...Copy !req
212. Including humans.Copy !req
213. The nations tried everything
to stop it—Copy !req
214. nuclear devices,
seismic missiles—Copy !req
215. but nothing worked.Copy !req
216. The hu-mans built robots of
their own, whole armies of them.Copy !req
217. But nothing was strong enough
to stop Trapper Keeper.Copy !req
218. And so finally,
the hu-mans decided to sendCopy !req
219. one of their robots
into the past to destroy
the Trapper KeeperCopy !req
220. before it
even got started.Copy !req
221. Wow,
that's amazing.Copy !req
222. Man, I guess sometimes
we let our technology and
stuff grow too fast.Copy !req
223. What do you think,
Officer Barbrady?Copy !req
224. Huh-oh, I'm sorry,
I wasn't listening.Copy !req
225. And so Eric, now you
see why we must destroy
your Trapper Keeper.Copy !req
226. You guys, did I mention
that it has a pencil sharpenerCopy !req
227. and a crayon sharpener?Copy !req
228. Cartman, it takes over the world
and destroys all of humanity!Copy !req
229. What would you guys
have me do, huh?Copy !req
230. Walk around with just
a plain old trapper
keeper like Kyle's,Copy !req
231. is that what you want?
- Yes!Copy !req
232. Godammit!
Here, take it!Copy !req
233. Do you want
my heart as well?Copy !req
234. You'll find it on the
bottom of your shoes!Copy !req
235. I decided.Copy !req
236. Oh, thank God, Flora.Copy !req
237. Alright,
who do you vote for?Copy !req
238. Umm, Ike.Copy !req
239. Yay!
Yay!Copy !req
240. Okay, so then the total
is six votes for FilmoreCopy !req
241. and now seven votes
for Ike.Copy !req
242. Ike is the new
class president.Copy !req
243. We want a recount.
- What?Copy !req
244. Recount, recount,
recount...Copy !req
245. Oh, of all the juvenile things
I've ever heard—Copy !req
246. You lost, Filmore,
don't be such a baby!Copy !req
247. Alright, alright,
I'll count up the ballots again.Copy !req
248. Okay, we had
one vote for Filmore...Copy !req
249. And this time I again
get six votes for Filmore
and seven votes for Ike.Copy !req
250. Count 'em again.
- Yeah!Copy !req
251. No, children,
I've recounted 106 times nowCopy !req
252. and I keep coming up with
seven to six!Copy !req
253. Except in the one instance where
it came out seven to fiveCopy !req
254. and one where it came out
12 to 14.Copy !req
255. It's over!
Ike is class president!Copy !req
256. Wait, there's still
the absent kid.Copy !req
257. Yeah, Carlos is absent,
we have to wait for his vote.Copy !req
258. Oh, will you grow up?Copy !req
259. Absent kids count,
absent kids count,
absent kids...Copy !req
260. Jesus, alright,
we'll wait for tomorrowCopy !req
261. so the absent kid can cast
his vote, now go home!Copy !req
262. Good morning, hu-mans.
- Hey, Bill Cosby.Copy !req
263. I have successfully destroyed
Eric Cartman's Trapper Keeper.Copy !req
264. I broke it apart,Copy !req
265. dipped the motherboards in acid,
burnt the memory chipsCopy !req
266. and sent the wiring
to the four corners of Canada.
- That should do it.Copy !req
267. So what are you gonna do
with your crappy robot life
now, Bill Cosby?Copy !req
268. Well, that is a problem
that is causing me some
disconcern-ment.Copy !req
269. I am still here,
but I shouldn't be here.Copy !req
270. If Trapper Keeper
has been stopped,
then I should not exist,Copy !req
271. but here I am.Copy !req
272. Something is still
not right.Copy !req
273. Hey, dudes.Copy !req
274. Cartman, you still got
a Trapper Keeper!Copy !req
275. Yeah, I'm a genius.Copy !req
276. Last night I went home
and told my mom that
I lost the last one.Copy !req
277. Then I cried and I cried,
and finally she felt so badCopy !req
278. that she took me to the store
and bought me a new one.Copy !req
279. So everything worked out.Copy !req
280. Oh, no!Copy !req
281. Cartman, you dumb ass!
You can't get a new one.Copy !req
282. Why the hell not?Copy !req
283. Because if your Trapper Keeper
takes over the world,Copy !req
284. then maybe it was this Trapper
Keeper and not the one before.Copy !req
285. So then you guys burnt
my last one for no reason.Copy !req
286. We will have to destroy
this Trapper Keeper.Copy !req
287. But I don't think I can get
my mom to buy me another one.Copy !req
288. Don't you get it?
You can't have any
Trapper Keepers, fat ass!Copy !req
289. Oh, that is bull crap!Copy !req
290. And you know
what I think?Copy !req
291. I think this whole thing
is a setup!Copy !req
292. That's right, Kyle got this guy
to say he's a robot
from the futureCopy !req
293. just because he's jealous
of my Trapper Keeper.Copy !req
294. And you know what else?Copy !req
295. Screw you guys,
I'm going home.Copy !req
296. Cartman!Copy !req
297. No-screw you guys.
Home.Copy !req
298. Well, that does it.Copy !req
299. Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
300. I'm afraid I have
no other choice.Copy !req
301. For the sake of humanity
I have to kill him.Copy !req
302. Oh, okay.
- Yeah, that's fine.Copy !req
303. No, wait!
- What?Copy !req
304. Can I do it?Copy !req
305. Oh well, I suppose.Copy !req
306. Sweet-kiss your ass
good-bye, fat boy!Copy !req
307. Wait, perhaps
there is another way.Copy !req
308. If you could take me to
where Eric Cartman lives,Copy !req
309. I could try reasoning
with his human mother.Copy !req
310. Well, yeah, or we could
just kill him.Copy !req
311. Yeah, that'd be faster.
He's right there.Copy !req
312. I'm afraid I can't.Copy !req
313. I think I'm actually
starting to feel what you
humans call "compassion".Copy !req
314. It is an
amazing feeling.Copy !req
315. Ah!
Ah!Copy !req
316. Alright, children,
as you know,Copy !req
317. we've been waiting for
the absent kid's ballot
to come in.Copy !req
318. Well, his mother
was nice enoughCopy !req
319. to bring him in
from the hospitalCopy !req
320. so that he could
cast his vote.Copy !req
321. Mrs. Harris.Copy !req
322. Thank you
very much, Billy.Copy !req
323. Don't forget to
pick up your lung.Copy !req
324. Alright, the absent kid's
ballot is for... Filmore.Copy !req
325. Yay!
Yay!Copy !req
326. Wait one minute!Copy !req
327. Oh Jesus-
tap-dancing-Christ.Copy !req
328. I think the ballots
were misleading.Copy !req
329. Some kids didn't understand
who they were voting for.Copy !req
330. There's a box next to
Filmore's nameCopy !req
331. and a box next to Ike's.Copy !req
332. What's not to
understand?Copy !req
333. You're just saying thatCopy !req
334. 'cause you know
you're gonna lose now.Copy !req
335. No, I'm saying that
because you're
a booger-face!Copy !req
336. Well, just you wait,Copy !req
337. 'cause my famous aunt is
on her way right now.Copy !req
338. Who's your famous aunt?Copy !req
339. My Aunt Rosie,
Rosie O'Donnell.Copy !req
340. Your Aunt Rosie O'Donnell
is coming here?Copy !req
341. Yeah, she's very active
in politics.Copy !req
342. She's gonna set
all of this straight.Copy !req
343. Oh, no.Copy !req
344. Recharging.Copy !req
345. Sweet. You're so cool,
Trapper Keeper,Copy !req
346. I would never let
those assholes take you away.Copy !req
347. Trapper Keeper
ready to insorb.Copy !req
348. Oh, cool.Copy !req
349. Trapper Keeper merging.Copy !req
350. Whoa.Copy !req
351. And so you see,
Ms. Cart-man,Copy !req
352. you cannot buy your son Eric
another Trapper Keeper.Copy !req
353. Not now, not ever!Copy !req
354. Right, because it will
hybrid with all those
other processorsCopy !req
355. and generate a whole new era
of technological darkness.Copy !req
356. Correct.Copy !req
357. Well, I certainly won't
buy him any more then, Bill.Copy !req
358. Good, now all
that is left to doCopy !req
359. is destroy the Trapper Keeper
Eric has now.Copy !req
360. Where is he?Copy !req
361. In his room.Copy !req
362. But, why don't I show you
the rest of the house first.Copy !req
363. Uh-oh.
- Here we go again.Copy !req
364. Come this way, Billy.Copy !req
365. Well come on,
let's go upstairsCopy !req
366. and get Cartman's
Trapper Keeper ourselves.Copy !req
367. Kyle is just jealous
of you, Trapper Keeper.Copy !req
368. You kick ass!Copy !req
369. Open up, Cartman, we're
taking your Trapper Keeper.Copy !req
370. Trapper Keeper
ready to insorb.Copy !req
371. Heh.Copy !req
372. Dammit, Cartman,
open up!Copy !req
373. Trapper Keeper
ready for hybrid.Copy !req
374. Oh sweet, what's it gonna
hybrid with now?Copy !req
375. Cartman, you might
as well open up,Copy !req
376. we're just gonna have Bill Cosby
bust the door downCopy !req
377. after he finishes having sex
with your mom!Copy !req
378. Cartman?Copy !req
379. Ahh!Copy !req
380. He's not gonna open it,
break it down.Copy !req
381. You break it down.Copy !req
382. Okay, ready—
1, 2, 3, not it.Copy !req
383. Not it.
You lose, Kenny.Copy !req
384. Oh!Copy !req
385. Oh my God—
they killed Kenny!Copy !req
386. You ba-!Copy !req
387. Ahh!Copy !req
388. Ooh yeah, oh yeah!Copy !req
389. What the hell is that?Copy !req
390. Oh my God!
What is that thing?Copy !req
391. Children, there's some
huge bulbous monstrosityCopy !req
392. heading for the classroom!Copy !req
393. Oh my God,
it's awful!Copy !req
394. It's coming
for the door!Copy !req
395. Hello, kids.
- Aunt Rosie.Copy !req
396. Run for your lives, children,
I'll try to fight it off!Copy !req
397. That's my aunt,
Rosie O'Donnell.Copy !req
398. Oh.Copy !req
399. Oh, uh, pleasure to
meet you, Ms. Donnell.Copy !req
400. You're looking... well.Copy !req
401. Don't worry, kids,
everything's gonna be fine.Copy !req
402. What's the problem?Copy !req
403. Aunt Rosie, we think
I won class president.Copy !req
404. No, Ike won.Copy !req
405. Look,
it's very simple—Copy !req
406. we took a vote
and the vote tiedCopy !req
407. so now we've gotta
come up with a way—Copy !req
408. Well it obviously isn't
that simple, is it?Copy !req
409. I mean, you'd think a little
kindergarten teacherCopy !req
410. could've handled this,Copy !req
411. but now we're gonna
do it my way!Copy !req
412. We are Trapper Keeper.Copy !req
413. Oh no, it's heading for
Cheyenne Moun-tain.Copy !req
414. Why is that bad?Copy !req
415. It was when the
Trapper Keeper assimilatedCopy !req
416. with the supercomputer
at Cheyenne Moun-tainCopy !req
417. that it was able to fuse
into our defensive computers.Copy !req
418. Then we have to stop it
before it gets there.Copy !req
419. Step on it,
Bill Cosby!Copy !req
420. Hey Mark, look.Copy !req
421. Wow, that is about the nicest
Trapper Keeper I've ever seen.Copy !req
422. Cartman,
you have to stop.Copy !req
423. We are Trapper Keeper,
we are one.Copy !req
424. A part of your friend must
still be alive in there.Copy !req
425. He is in there.Copy !req
426. That must be what Trapper Keeper
is using for ventilation.Copy !req
427. If one of you could
get in there, you could
reach the C.P.U.Copy !req
428. 1, 2, 3, not it.Copy !req
429. Not it—
Ahh, dammit.Copy !req
430. What are you
doing, Kyle?Copy !req
431. I'm going to try
and break you away from
the computer, Cartman,Copy !req
432. I need to remove
the C.P.U.Copy !req
433. I'm afraid I can't
let you do that, Kyle.Copy !req
434. Screw you, fat ass!Copy !req
435. Hey, screw you.Copy !req
436. Cartman!
Ah!Copy !req
437. No!Copy !req
438. Okay, so then what
we need to do,Copy !req
439. is count everybody's vote
by hand.Copy !req
440. And after that, we're gonna
go over the votes again
manually and then—Copy !req
441. Oh stop it, stop it,
stop it!Copy !req
442. Look, kids, we're all in this
kindergarten class together.Copy !req
443. We have to
respect one anotherCopy !req
444. or else we're in for
a terrible school year.Copy !req
445. We're just making sureCopy !req
446. that the kids who voted for
my nephew don't get cheated.Copy !req
447. Half the kids in the class
didn't vote for your nephew!
So what about them?Copy !req
448. You don't give a crap
about them because
they're not on your side!Copy !req
449. People like you preach
tolerance and open-mindedness
all the time,Copy !req
450. but when it comes to
middle AmericaCopy !req
451. you think we're all evil
and stupid country yokelsCopy !req
452. who need your
political enlightenment!Copy !req
453. Well, just because you're on TV
doesn't mean you know crap
about the government!Copy !req
454. Now get your ass
back on first classCopy !req
455. and respect this class' right
to make up their own minds!Copy !req
456. Oh, sorry, I got a little
off the subject there, kids.Copy !req
457. How dare you!Copy !req
458. I will not be preached at
by a country bumpkin.Copy !req
459. I'm leaving this podunk town,
but in my placeCopy !req
460. I'm gonna send more lawyers,
statesmen and pressCopy !req
461. than you have
ever seen!Copy !req
462. Oh, no, children, I think I just
made this a whole lot worse.Copy !req
463. Ahh!Copy !req
464. Whoa!Copy !req
465. Well, that does it.Copy !req
466. I'm gonna have to
report this.Copy !req
467. Guard one to base—
Ahh!Copy !req
468. It is infusing
with everything.Copy !req
469. It is already
too powerful to stop.Copy !req
470. Kyle's got to succeed,
he's just got to.Copy !req
471. I can't reach
the C.P.U.Copy !req
472. What are you doin'?Copy !req
473. Get out of my way.Copy !req
474. Oh no, now there's
two of those things.Copy !req
475. No, I think that other thing
is Rosie O'Donnell.Copy !req
476. Huh? Which one?Copy !req
477. It's like
I'm seeing double.Copy !req
478. I said,
get out of my way!Copy !req
479. Aahhh!Copy !req
480. Ew.Copy !req
481. Look, I think that infusing
with Rosie O'DonnellCopy !req
482. has made
Trapper Keeper sick.Copy !req
483. Euhhh... bad pie,
bad pie.Copy !req
484. This is your chance, Kyle,
Cartman is weakened.Copy !req
485. Got him.Copy !req
486. He did it!Copy !req
487. Okay, children,
the lawyers for Ike's sideCopy !req
488. have agreed with the lawyer's
on Filmore's sideCopy !req
489. to hold another meeting
regarding form 22-f.Copy !req
490. Do we all
have that form?Copy !req
491. Is this the
kindergarten classroom?Copy !req
492. Jesse Jackson?
- That's right.Copy !req
493. I believe the African-American
students in your classCopy !req
494. were misrepresented.Copy !req
495. We don't have any African-
Americans in our class!Copy !req
496. Oh-bye.Copy !req
497. Alright, so apparently
what we're gonna do nowCopy !req
498. is hand count
each person's ballot.Copy !req
499. Mr. Garrison,
I concede.Copy !req
500. You-you what?Copy !req
501. I don't wanna play anymore
'cause this game is stupid.Copy !req
502. Yeah, it doesn't
make any sense.Copy !req
503. Ike, you could be
class president.Copy !req
504. I pooped my pants!Copy !req
505. Can we finger paint now?Copy !req
506. Finger paint!
Finger paint!Copy !req
507. Ah-yes, yes,
let's finger paint!Copy !req
508. You did it, Kyle.Copy !req
509. Kyle saved your life,
fat ass.Copy !req
510. Look, I'm fading!Copy !req
511. It must of worked,
I don't exist!Copy !req
512. Oh, that's a bitch.Copy !req
513. Oh, well, I guess
everything's fine now.Copy !req
514. So let's go home.Copy !req
515. Hey, whoa, whoa,
whoa, Cartman—Copy !req
516. All you've been doing
is making fun of Kyle
and now he saved your life.Copy !req
517. You at least owe him
a thank you.Copy !req
518. Oh, man...Copy !req
519. Cartman!Copy !req
520. Alright, alright.Copy !req
521. Kyle...Copy !req