1. This is Shop Class.Copy !req
2. My name is Mr. Adler.Copy !req
3. For the next week, rather than
your normal schoolwork,Copy !req
4. you will be learning
how to make things.Copy !req
5. Now, does anybody know why
you are in Shop Class?Copy !req
6. Yes?Copy !req
7. 'Cause we had to choose
between this and Home EcCopy !req
8. and we didn't
want to be sissies?Copy !req
9. Wrong!Copy !req
10. You are here, because
you are America's future.Copy !req
11. You may someday be doctors
or lawyers or scientists...Copy !req
12. Most of you, however,Copy !req
13. will be pumping gas
or cutting sheet metal.Copy !req
14. And that's why we have...
Shop Class.Copy !req
15. Ohhh.Copy !req
16. Now let me make one thing
crystal clear...Copy !req
17. I don't like
kids that screw around.Copy !req
18. You screw around in
Shop Class...Copy !req
19. You can lose
a hand or an eye.Copy !req
20. I have...Copy !req
21. I have... I have...Copy !req
22. Mr. Adler?
- Huh?Copy !req
23. Oh, uh... I was just saying
that I want to knowCopy !req
24. who is the biggest troublemaker
in your class?Copy !req
25. Tweek is!
- Agh, no I'm not!Copy !req
26. Yeah you are Tweek,
you always get in trouble.Copy !req
27. Agh!Copy !req
28. Uh, hello
excuse me,Copy !req
29. but Craig is the biggest
troublemaker in our class.Copy !req
30. That true, Craig?
You a troublemaker?Copy !req
31. No.
- Well, you better not be,
because in Shop Class—Copy !req
32. Hey! Did you
just flip me off?Copy !req
33. No.
- Yes, you did!Copy !req
34. Told ya!
- Dude, Shop Class sucks.Copy !req
35. Maybe we should've
taken Home Ec.Copy !req
36. No way, dude,
Home Ec is for girls!Copy !req
37. Welcome to Home Ec.Copy !req
38. For the next week, you will be
learning how to bake, sew,Copy !req
39. clean and make things
that are lacy and pretty.Copy !req
40. Woo-hoo!
- Yes, Wendy?Copy !req
41. I requested to be in Shop Class
but they sent me here.Copy !req
42. That's right, Wendy.Copy !req
43. You see, some of you girls
will go on to haveCopy !req
44. interesting jobs
and careers.Copy !req
45. But all of you pretty ones
won't have to worry about that,Copy !req
46. because you can
marry a nice man.Copy !req
47. And that's why
we have Home Ec!Copy !req
48. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
49. I wonder why Kenny didn't
want to take Shop Class?Copy !req
50. I don't know,
he's such a wuss!Copy !req
51. Hey, don't
screw around.Copy !req
52. You screw around too much.Copy !req
53. Y'know you guys are
totally wrong about Tweek.Copy !req
54. Craig is way worse
than he is.Copy !req
55. No he's not dude,
Craig is a wuss.Copy !req
56. Dude, if Craig and Tweek
got in a fight,Copy !req
57. Craig would
kick Tweek's ass.Copy !req
58. You wanna bet?
- Yeah, I'll bet!Copy !req
59. How much?
- Five bucks.Copy !req
60. You're on!
- Agh!Copy !req
61. Hey, Tweek.
- Agh!Copy !req
62. Dude, Craig chooses you,
he wants to fight.Copy !req
63. He does?
- Yeah, he's all pissed off at you.Copy !req
64. So will you fight him?
- Why?Copy !req
65. Dude, because.Copy !req
66. You have to stand up
for yourself.Copy !req
67. So will you
fight him?Copy !req
68. Agh!
He doesn't look like
he wants to fight me.Copy !req
69. Craig, can I
talk to you
real quick?Copy !req
70. Just for a second, please.Copy !req
71. Craig, I'm not normally one to
get involved in this kind of
thing but...Copy !req
72. Well, I was just
standing over by Tweek,Copy !req
73. and he called you
a big poopeater.Copy !req
74. He did?
- Yeah, he said
you eat poop,Copy !req
75. and that it makes
your breath smell like poop,Copy !req
76. and that, well,
you like it.Copy !req
77. Why would he
say that?Copy !req
78. I don't know, Craig,
I don't know.Copy !req
79. But now he's over there
telling everybodyCopy !req
80. that you're a poopeater
and he chooses you.Copy !req
81. Well, I'm gonna
go over there and—Copy !req
82. No, no, Craig,
you can't fight him here,Copy !req
83. Mr. Adler will
just break it up.Copy !req
84. Tell you what, I'll go tell him
you accept his challenge,Copy !req
85. and set it up for
after school today.Copy !req
86. Okay.Copy !req
87. There you see,
he just flipped you off!Copy !req
88. Agh!
What a jerk!Copy !req
89. He's really got it
out for you, dude.Copy !req
90. Why?
What did I do?Copy !req
91. So do you agree to
fight him after school?Copy !req
92. I guess so.
- Super, see ya there!Copy !req
93. Catch me, Richard!Copy !req
94. Ha ha ha ha...Copy !req
95. I'm so in love
with you, Richard.Copy !req
96. I made you some
cookies, Richard!Copy !req
97. Merry Christmas, Richard.Copy !req
98. Ha ha ha,
oh, Richard...Copy !req
99. Say we'll be this
happy forever.Copy !req
100. Ahhhhh!Copy !req
101. Richard!Copy !req
102. Arhhh!Copy !req
103. Oh, why... why?Copy !req
104. Mr. Adler!
Mr. Adler?Copy !req
105. Huh?Copy !req
106. Stop screwin' around!Copy !req
107. The bell rang,
can we go?Copy !req
108. Oh, well, sure.Copy !req
109. Uh, class dismissed.Copy !req
110. Come on, you guys!Copy !req
111. This is gonna be
sweet, dude!Copy !req
112. You guys are
so wrong about Tweek.Copy !req
113. He's gonna get
his ass kicked.Copy !req
114. We'll see.Copy !req
115. Why don't we just
raise our bet to $10.Copy !req
116. You're on, fat ass.Copy !req
117. Well, well, well,
look who's here.Copy !req
118. Our little Home Economics
friend, Kenny.Copy !req
119. Mph rm rmph
rm rmph rm.Copy !req
120. How come you wanna
take Home Ec, Kenny?Copy !req
121. Yeah, that's not
cool, dude.Copy !req
122. Bye, Kenny! See ya tomorrow!Copy !req
123. Hey, what's going on?Copy !req
124. Tweek and Craig
are gonna fight.Copy !req
125. Really?
Cool!Copy !req
126. It's funny, cuz Tweek and Craig
both went homeCopy !req
127. about 15
minutes ago.Copy !req
128. What!
- Yeah, they left.Copy !req
129. Aw, hell!Copy !req
130. Those sons-a-bitches!Copy !req
131. I guess they don't
want to fight.Copy !req
132. Oh, they want to fight!Copy !req
133. They just don't
know it yet!Copy !req
134. Tweek!
- Tweek!Copy !req
135. Agh!
What do you guys want?Copy !req
136. How come you didn't show up
to the fight, Tweek?Copy !req
137. Craig and I have no reason
to fight each other!Copy !req
138. Well, Craig showed up.Copy !req
139. He did?Copy !req
140. Yeah, he was standing there
waiting for you.Copy !req
141. And he was all like,
"man, Tweek's a wuss"Copy !req
142. and we were all like,
"no he's not, Craig"Copy !req
143. and he was all like,
"yeah he is, he isn't
showing up,Copy !req
144. he's a big wuss and
he has crooked teeth."Copy !req
145. I don't have
crooked teeth.Copy !req
146. And then Craig was all like,
"Tweek is scared of me!Copy !req
147. He's a big chicken!"Copy !req
148. And he started doing an
impersonation of you
being a chicken...Copy !req
149. And everybody
in the world saw it.Copy !req
150. Everyone in the world?
Agh!Copy !req
151. Yeah, it was weak.Copy !req
152. I'm not a chicken!Copy !req
153. Well everyone in the world
thinks you are.Copy !req
154. See ya, Tweek.
- Wait! I'll fight!Copy !req
155. Tomorrow?
- Okay.Copy !req
156. Craig, what the hell
are you doing home?Copy !req
157. You're supposed to be
out fighting Tweek.Copy !req
158. Red Racer's on.Copy !req
159. Craig, you can watch
Red Racer any day
of the week.Copy !req
160. I do watch Red Racer
every day of the week!Copy !req
161. Well, that's fine.Copy !req
162. I guess you don't care about
what Tweek said about your mom.Copy !req
163. Nope.Copy !req
164. Goddammit...Copy !req
165. I guess you don't care
what Tweek said about your guinea pig.Copy !req
166. What?Copy !req
167. What did he say
about Stripe?Copy !req
168. Oh nothing, except that
you stick it up your ass before you go to bed.Copy !req
169. That son-of-a-bitch
I'll kill him!Copy !req
170. Yeah, I'd be pissed, too.Copy !req
171. So maybe we should
reschedule the fight for tomorrow?Copy !req
172. After Red Racer!Copy !req
173. After Red Racer,
of course.Copy !req
174. How was school today, son?Copy !req
175. Agh!Copy !req
176. That's great.Copy !req
177. Dad, if some kid at school
wants to fight me...Copy !req
178. What should I do?Copy !req
179. Son, let me tell you
a little storyCopy !req
180. about when your
mother and I first met...Copy !req
181. You see,
a long time agoCopy !req
182. there were a lot of guys
who were after your mother,Copy !req
183. she used to be
very attractive.Copy !req
184. It's true, I was.Copy !req
185. Well, when I started
courting your mother,Copy !req
186. there was this big muscular
football player named "Quib"Copy !req
187. who didn't
take too kindly to me.Copy !req
188. He wanted your mother
all to himself.Copy !req
189. And so, one day,
he challenged me to a fight.Copy !req
190. Well?
- Well what, honey?Copy !req
191. Agh!
What happened?Copy !req
192. Oh, I don't know, he moved
away or something.Copy !req
193. Yes, I think
that's right.Copy !req
194. Aghagh!
You guys never help me!Copy !req
195. Your stories never
go anywhere, I hate it.Copy !req
196. I want out,
I want out!Copy !req
197. Dad, I'm supposed to
get in a fight tomorrow.Copy !req
198. With who?
- Some kid.Copy !req
199. Oh.Copy !req
200. Don't just
"oh" him, Thomas!Copy !req
201. Yeah, don't
just "oh" me.Copy !req
202. I'll "oh"
whoever I want!Copy !req
203. Well, that
was fun, Pearl.Copy !req
204. See ya later.Copy !req
205. Richard, aren't you
going to invite me in?Copy !req
206. Why?Copy !req
207. Well, I thought
maybe you wouldCopy !req
208. at least attempt to
make love to me tonight.Copy !req
209. Oh well, I... I can't.
I left the oven on.Copy !req
210. Oh, Richard, why can't you
open your heart to me, why?Copy !req
211. I just... I can't!Copy !req
212. I... Oh, I know,
I have genital warts.Copy !req
213. We'll use
plastic wrap.Copy !req
214. Nope, sorry,
maybe some other time.Copy !req
215. Swing me, Richard,
swing me higher!Copy !req
216. I want to touch
the sky, Richard!Copy !req
217. Richard, I'm here...Copy !req
218. Just now.Copy !req
219. Oh, Richard,
it's beautiful!Copy !req
220. Yes, yes.Copy !req
221. But you have to come
see me fly tomorrow, Richard.Copy !req
222. I have a
surprise for you.Copy !req
223. Don't worry Richard,
I'm a pilot.Copy !req
224. It's what I do.Copy !req
225. Aaaghgh!Copy !req
226. Richard!Copy !req
227. Richard.Copy !req
228. Aaaghggh!Copy !req
229. Oh god...
What am I going to do?Copy !req
230. Okay, so, just to set the
record straight here,Copy !req
231. the fight will be happening, out
by the tetherball pole at 3:30.Copy !req
232. Tweek just weighed in
at 48 pounds, Craig at 45.Copy !req
233. Uh, how long do you
expect the fight to last?Copy !req
234. How ever long Craig
wants it to last.Copy !req
235. Ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha haCopy !req
236. Make no mistake.Copy !req
237. Craig has been ready
for this fight since day one.Copy !req
238. He doesn't even
view it as a challenge.Copy !req
239. He'll view it
as a challengeCopy !req
240. when he's getting
his ass kicked!Copy !req
241. Did you hear that—
it sounds like diarrheaCopy !req
242. coming out of someone's
mouth or something.Copy !req
243. Shut up, fat ass!Copy !req
244. Don't call me fat
you son-of-a-bitch!Copy !req
245. Wow, Tweek and Craig
really hate each other, huh?Copy !req
246. This should be
a good fight.Copy !req
247. On your first date,
look at the man's shoes.Copy !req
248. Sometimes you can tell
how much money a man hasCopy !req
249. just by his shoes.Copy !req
250. When he takes you
out to dinner,Copy !req
251. try to sneak a peek at his
wallet while he pays for you.Copy !req
252. If he only has
one credit card, beware.Copy !req
253. It means he doesn't
spend a lot,Copy !req
254. and worse yet,
it could be a debit card.Copy !req
255. If he has more than
four credit cards,Copy !req
256. that's a little fishy.Copy !req
257. The perfect number
of credit cardsCopy !req
258. for a man to have is... two.Copy !req
259. Yes, Bebe.Copy !req
260. What if we meet a guyCopy !req
261. who wants to be
a doctor or a lawyer,Copy !req
262. but is still
getting his degree?Copy !req
263. Dump that zero
and get yourself a hero.Copy !req
264. He could earning
that degree all his lifeCopy !req
265. while you
starve to deathCopy !req
266. with two dying babies
sucking at your teets.Copy !req
267. When I have you guys' ten bucks,
I'm gonna use it to buyCopy !req
268. the sweetest big-screen TV
in the world.Copy !req
269. That's more
than ten bucks,Copy !req
270. you stupid fat ass.Copy !req
271. Well, if I get ten bucks
from each of you,Copy !req
272. that's like
$2,000.Copy !req
273. Hey, quit screwing
around back there!Copy !req
274. You're horsin'!Copy !req
275. Richard...Copy !req
276. Richard...Copy !req
277. If you build it...Copy !req
278. Swing me, Richard,
swing me higher!Copy !req
279. Richard, I'm here...Copy !req
280. Oh Richard,
it's beautiful.Copy !req
281. Yes.Copy !req
282. But you have to come see me
fly tomorrow, Richard.Copy !req
283. I have a surprise for you.Copy !req
284. Don't worry, Richard,
I'm a pilot.Copy !req
285. It's all for you.Copy !req
286. Aaaghgh!Copy !req
287. Richard!Copy !req
288. Mr. Adler?Copy !req
289. Mr. Adler!Copy !req
290. Huh, what?Copy !req
291. Tommy stuck his face
in the belt sander.Copy !req
292. The belt sander?Copy !req
293. Tommy, I told you
not to screw aroundCopy !req
294. with the
belt sander, didn't I?Copy !req
295. Well, go on,
go see the nurse.Copy !req
296. She'll give you
some peroxide.Copy !req
297. What's that?Copy !req
298. Huh?Copy !req
299. This is a woman that
I knew a long time ago.Copy !req
300. What'd she die
or something?Copy !req
301. Wha—hey!
Go on!Copy !req
302. You're screwin'
around in here!Copy !req
303. Oh boy, here we go!Copy !req
304. What's happening?Copy !req
305. Tweek's gonna
fight Craig.Copy !req
306. Oh, cool!Copy !req
307. Stay pissed, Tweek,
stay pissed.Copy !req
308. Alright, here we go!Copy !req
309. Time for you to get
proven wrong, fat boy.Copy !req
310. You're gonna be eating
those words, asshole.Copy !req
311. No I won't because
you'd eat 'em first, tubby.Copy !req
312. Well?Copy !req
313. Come on!Copy !req
314. Yeah, if you're
gonna do it, do it!Copy !req
315. What do we do?Copy !req
316. Huh?Copy !req
317. What do you mean,
just fight each other!Copy !req
318. How?
- How?Copy !req
319. I've never been in a fight before.
- Me neither!Copy !req
320. Aww!Copy !req
321. Aw, dude,
come on!Copy !req
322. You just hit each other,
smack each other around!Copy !req
323. Not like that!Copy !req
324. Like what then?Copy !req
325. Alright, alright,
screw this—Copy !req
326. We'll have to
postpone the fightCopy !req
327. so Tweek and Craig
can learn how to fight.Copy !req
328. Aww!Copy !req
329. All that build-up
for nothing!Copy !req
330. Yeah, Christ, I could've
been home by now!Copy !req
331. Alright Tweek, we'll
teach you how to fightCopy !req
332. and Cartman,
you teach Craig.Copy !req
333. I don't think
that's very fair.Copy !req
334. If I teach Craig, he's
gonna really kill Tweek.Copy !req
335. Oh, yeah? Well, I'm gonna
have my Uncle JimboCopy !req
336. teach Tweek
how to box!Copy !req
337. Oooh, boxing,
scary, you guys!Copy !req
338. I'm gonna have Craig
learn martial arts!Copy !req
339. Fine, we'll see you
back here tomorrow!Copy !req
340. Fine!
- Fine!Copy !req
341. Fine, that's fine.Copy !req
342. Alrighty, Tweek.Copy !req
343. My little nephew
Stanley has asked meCopy !req
344. to teach you the
fine points of boxing!Copy !req
345. Agh!Copy !req
346. You're in luck.Copy !req
347. Ned here used to be
the state championCopy !req
348. until a grenade
blew his arm off.Copy !req
349. I can still kick ass.Copy !req
350. Now, Tweek...
Boxing is a man sport.Copy !req
351. There is nothing in the world
more man, than boxing.Copy !req
352. It is man
at his most man.Copy !req
353. So when you spar with Ned, here,Copy !req
354. just dig deep into
that most man part of you.Copy !req
355. Wah!Copy !req
356. Well enough
of the lectures!Copy !req
357. Let's get to boxing!Copy !req
358. Agh!Copy !req
359. What you got, bi-atch?Copy !req
360. Keep your
guard up, Tweek!Copy !req
361. Aah!
- Damnit!Copy !req
362. Come on, Tweek he's
only got one arm!Copy !req
363. Alright, it looks like
we'll have to applyCopy !req
364. the Oppenheimer technique
with Tweek, here...Copy !req
365. What you got, bi-atch?Copy !req
366. Punch him
in the balls, Tweek!Copy !req
367. Atta boy!
Now quick,Copy !req
368. get him again
while he's down!Copy !req
369. Owwwwww!Copy !req
370. Good, now
kick his balls!Copy !req
371. There see?Copy !req
372. You got him
coughing up blood!Copy !req
373. Hooray!Copy !req
374. Agh!Copy !req
375. Now that's boxing!Copy !req
376. Your friend has brought you to
learn the ancient art of sumo.Copy !req
377. You must learn
the discipline and respect.Copy !req
378. In sumo, your body
must be like a stone,Copy !req
379. and your mind
like a meatloaf.Copy !req
380. Meatloaf?Copy !req
381. The object is simply to push
opponent out of circle.Copy !req
382. Is opponent ready?Copy !req
383. I'm ready.Copy !req
384. Yeah, I like this
hair thing, this is cool.Copy !req
385. Let us begin.Copy !req
386. Ready... and... begin!Copy !req
387. Respect my authority!Copy !req
388. Body like stone!Copy !req
389. Mind like meatloaf!Copy !req
390. Ooh, come on, na!Copy !req
391. Oh, Jesus,
I can't take it!Copy !req
392. Aagh!Copy !req
393. Fight back,
resist the ass!Copy !req
394. How can I resist
an ass so great?Copy !req
395. It is only an ass!Copy !req
396. You must overcome
the ass with your mind!Copy !req
397. This ass is unlike any
I have encountered, master—Copy !req
398. I win!Copy !req
399. There is indeed great power
in your ass, Eric.Copy !req
400. Perhaps you should consider
sumo as a profession.Copy !req
401. Hey, maybe!Copy !req
402. No... no...
make it stop...Copy !req
403. Oh Richard, say
we'll be this happy forever!Copy !req
404. But you have to come
see me fly tomorrow, Richard.Copy !req
405. I have a
surprise for you.Copy !req
406. Don't worry, Richard,
I'm a pilot.Copy !req
407. Watch me, Richard!Copy !req
408. Aaahhh!Copy !req
409. Richard!Copy !req
410. Arggghh!Copy !req
411. I never got
to say goodbye.Copy !req
412. I never got
to say goodbye!Copy !req
413. Oh, no!Copy !req
414. Oh no, now
what do I do?Copy !req
415. Okay... that was
very good, class.Copy !req
416. Now let's try
this one together:Copy !req
417. "Honey, can I
get a new wardrobe?"Copy !req
418. Honey, can I get
a new wardrobe?Copy !req
419. Alright, now let's try
this one togetherCopy !req
420. "Lisa Smith's husbandCopy !req
421. just bought her
a new car..."Copy !req
422. Lisa Smith's husband
just bought her a new car...Copy !req
423. Good, Bebe, why don't
you try this one:Copy !req
424. "I think a trip to Hawaii would
really improve our sex life."Copy !req
425. I think a
trip to HawaiiCopy !req
426. would really improve
our sex life.Copy !req
427. Outstanding, now... Kenny.Copy !req
428. How about you try:Copy !req
429. "I can't make love to you
until we get a king-size bed."Copy !req
430. Mph rmph rm rmphrmphm...
rmph rm rmph rm rm rmph.Copy !req
431. Okay... Kenny, could I talk to
you over here real quick?Copy !req
432. Mph rm.Copy !req
433. Kenny, I don't quite know
how to tell you this, but...Copy !req
434. I'm not sure Home Economics
is right for you.Copy !req
435. Mph?Copy !req
436. Well, your cooking
is unsatisfactoryCopy !req
437. your sewing skills
are below average and...Copy !req
438. frankly, I don't think
the odds of youCopy !req
439. marrying a nice, rich man
in the future are very, well...Copy !req
440. good.Copy !req
441. Mph mm?Copy !req
442. No, I think you should consider
transferring to Shop Class.Copy !req
443. Mph rm!Copy !req
444. Now, now, very few students are
severely injured in Shop Class.Copy !req
445. Mph rmph rm rmph
rm rmph rmph!Copy !req
446. C'mon, it's time for the fight!
- Yeah!Copy !req
447. Fight? Oh no, no, no, girls!
Haven't I taught you anything?Copy !req
448. Okay, the time
has finally come!Copy !req
449. Programs, get your
programs here, programs!Copy !req
450. Remember, Tweek,
punch hard, punch low.Copy !req
451. Agh!
- This is when you gotta get mean, Tweek!Copy !req
452. Agh, mean, agh!Copy !req
453. The spirit of the
dragon is in your hands.Copy !req
454. Alright?
- Okay.Copy !req
455. Now listen to me!Copy !req
456. Alright, and seriously!Copy !req
457. Per shang der
pong quang chong!Copy !req
458. Okay, okay!Copy !req
459. Argh!Copy !req
460. You ready, Tweek?Copy !req
461. You ready, Craig?Copy !req
462. Let's get it on!Copy !req
463. Respect my authority.Copy !req
464. Come on, Tweek!Copy !req
465. Come on, Craig!Copy !req
466. "To Whom it May Concern,Copy !req
467. "I can no longer
live without her.Copy !req
468. "I could not
say goodbye to her,Copy !req
469. "and so now I must say
goodbye to all of you!Copy !req
470. "for I am all out
of nicotine gum.Copy !req
471. "Sincerely yours,
Richard Adler... Shop Class.Copy !req
472. "P.S. Don't
screw around.Copy !req
473. You all screw around too much."Copy !req
474. Goodbye, cruel world.Copy !req
475. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
476. What was
I thinking?Copy !req
477. That would'a
hurt like hell!Copy !req
478. Yeah Craig, c'mon,
kick his ass!Copy !req
479. Come on, Tweek,
you got him!Copy !req
480. Whoa, Tweek,
did you hear that?Copy !req
481. What?
- Craig just called
you a boner!Copy !req
482. Agh!Copy !req
483. We just have to keep
throwing gas on the fire.Copy !req
484. Yeah.Copy !req
485. Mph rmphm rm?Copy !req
486. What?Copy !req
487. Who are you?Copy !req
488. "Kenny McCormick has been
transferred from Home Ec.
to Shop Class"Copy !req
489. Well, alright,
get some safety gogglesCopy !req
490. and start getting acquainted
with the jigsaw over there.Copy !req
491. What the—Copy !req
492. Here they are!Copy !req
493. Hey, what's going on?Copy !req
494. Tweek and Craig
are fighting.Copy !req
495. We're just watching.Copy !req
496. Well, why the hell
don't you stop them!Copy !req
497. 'Cause we have
ten bucks riding on it!Copy !req
498. Don't screw around!Copy !req
499. Stop screwing around!Copy !req
500. Hey, you're
screwing around too much!Copy !req
501. Arghh!Copy !req
502. Oh my God,
they killed Kenny!Copy !req
503. You bastards!Copy !req
504. Well don't just
stand there!Copy !req
505. Call an ambulance!Copy !req
506. You see—
You see what happensCopy !req
507. when you screw around
in Shop Class?Copy !req
508. Mph rm...Copy !req
509. What?
What's that, son?Copy !req
510. Richard...Copy !req
511. Aghhh!Copy !req
512. No, no, please don't go!Copy !req
513. I need you!Copy !req
514. I can't live
without you!Copy !req
515. Richard,
you have to move on.Copy !req
516. I want you to be happy.Copy !req
517. But I can't!Copy !req
518. I never got
to say goodbye.Copy !req
519. Then say it now, Richard.Copy !req
520. Goodbye.Copy !req
521. There, now do you
feel better?Copy !req
522. No.Copy !req
523. Of course
you don't.Copy !req
524. Saying goodbye
doesn't mean anything.Copy !req
525. It's the time we spent together
that really mattersCopy !req
526. not how we left it.Copy !req
527. You—you're right.Copy !req
528. You're right!Copy !req
529. Richard!Copy !req
530. It's grandma.Copy !req
531. Grandma?Copy !req
532. Hi, gram!Copy !req
533. You never said
goodbye to me, either.Copy !req
534. Hey, Richie,
remember me?Copy !req
535. Uncle Corey!Copy !req
536. Wow, you're
all alive again.Copy !req
537. No, we're dead.Copy !req
538. I love you, Richard.Copy !req
539. See you soon.Copy !req
540. Thank you!Copy !req
541. Thank you
for freeing me!Copy !req
542. I feel like now
I can move on!Copy !req
543. Baby, I feel
so much better!Copy !req
544. I feel so alive!Copy !req
545. Thank you, baby,
thank you!Copy !req
546. Dude, this is pretty
fucked up right here.Copy !req
547. Hi, we're here to visit our
good friends Tweek and Craig.Copy !req
548. Oh, well, I suppose
a quick visit is okay.Copy !req
549. Maybe you kids
can cheer them up.Copy !req
550. Hey guys,
how are you feeling?Copy !req
551. Agh!
- Ugh!Copy !req
552. Well, uh, we just came by
because we have something to
tell you.Copy !req
553. Yeah... see,
we got you to fightCopy !req
554. just 'cause we wanted
to see who was the toughest.Copy !req
555. We made up
all that stuff we saidCopy !req
556. to get you guys
mad at each other.Copy !req
557. Yes, you can
flip us off, Craig.Copy !req
558. We deserve that.Copy !req
559. We just came by
to apologize.Copy !req
560. We feel so bad.Copy !req
561. Boy, do we ever.Copy !req
562. So I guess
we'll be going now.Copy !req
563. And we'll just live
with the knowledge thatCopy !req
564. you're both
kind of sissies.Copy !req
565. What!
- What!Copy !req
566. Well, I mean, that's
what was on the news.Copy !req
567. What was
on the news?Copy !req
568. Oh, you didn't see it?Copy !req
569. Tweek's family
was on the newsCopy !req
570. saying what a wuss
you are, Craig.Copy !req
571. Huh?Copy !req
572. Yeah, and then
Craig's family came onCopy !req
573. and said Tweek
was the wuss,Copy !req
574. and then punched Tweek's
mom in the hooters.Copy !req
575. Agh, you
son-of-a-bitch!Copy !req
576. I'm gonna
kick your ass!Copy !req
577. Come on, Tweek
you got him!Copy !req
578. Sumo technique, Craig,
sumo technique!Copy !req