1. You guys, listen
to this song I just wrote.Copy !req
2. It's called
"I Hate You Guys".Copy !req
3. Okay, now let's
try one all together.Copy !req
4. Come on, you guys
know the words!Copy !req
5. This is sweet,
being rugged outdoorsmen.Copy !req
6. Facing the wilderness,Copy !req
7. not having to be home
until 8:30.Copy !req
8. Where are you going?Copy !req
9. I'm going home
for a minute.Copy !req
10. I have to go
to the bathroom.Copy !req
11. Just go
behind the trees.Copy !req
12. I have to go number two.Copy !req
13. So?
You can poo in the wilderness.Copy !req
14. No way, dude.
What would I wipe with?Copy !req
15. Cartman, don't be
such a baby.Copy !req
16. We're supposed to be
rugged outdoorsmen.Copy !req
17. What do I sit on?Copy !req
18. You just squat,
stupid.Copy !req
19. Not here.
Go further away!Copy !req
20. God,
I'm glad you guys knowCopy !req
21. all these
"pooping outside" rules.Copy !req
22. Come on, now.Copy !req
23. Watch out
for ground eels!Copy !req
24. Shut up, you guys.
I can't think!Copy !req
25. What do you have
to think about?Copy !req
26. I have to think about
planes dropping bombsCopy !req
27. and dump trucksCopy !req
28. and soft-serve
ice cream.Copy !req
29. Ah, that did it!Copy !req
30. Sick, dude!Copy !req
31. Hey, Kenny, can I borrow
one of your gloves?Copy !req
32. Mrph rhm.Copy !req
33. Mrph rmh!Copy !req
34. What the...Copy !req
35. Oohma kooba!Copy !req
36. Oh my God, you guys,
come look at this!Copy !req
37. We don't want
to look at it, Cartman!Copy !req
38. You guys,
get over here!Copy !req
39. No way, dude!Copy !req
40. I'm seriously!Copy !req
41. Look, over by those bushes!
- What?Copy !req
42. Meesa scared!Copy !req
43. I see it!
- Come on, let's kill it!Copy !req
44. Aw, Cartman!Copy !req
45. You're supposed to bury it!Copy !req
46. Look at this sword...Copy !req
47. Offered only here
on House Shopping Network.Copy !req
48. It's got a dragon
on the blade!Copy !req
49. It's got a dragon painted
right on the blade.Copy !req
50. Used by
the samurai of Japan...Copy !req
51. Ned, how the hell could you
lose your voice box?Copy !req
52. I can't hear you, Ned.Copy !req
53. You don't have a trachea.Copy !req
54. You smoked too much.
You had it removed.Copy !req
55. And then you drank
too much,Copy !req
56. and you lost
your God damn voice box, Ned.Copy !req
57. Shut... up... Jim-bo.Copy !req
58. Aw, Ned, don't burp-talk.
That just sicks me out.Copy !req
59. It went this way!
Over here!Copy !req
60. Come on, you guys.Copy !req
61. What the hell's
going on?Copy !req
62. Uncle Jimbo, Cartman found
some animal creature.Copy !req
63. It ran over that way!Copy !req
64. Hold on,
I'll get my shotgun!Copy !req
65. Ned!
Ned, come on!Copy !req
66. Where'd it go?Copy !req
67. It just ran by here
a second ago!Copy !req
68. Sounds like it ran
into the ostrich trap!Copy !req
69. Shh! Now, keep quiet.Copy !req
70. Alright, I'm gonna
turn my flashlight on.Copy !req
71. It may get startled,
so be ready.Copy !req
72. Ooba dagga!Copy !req
73. Holy crow!Copy !req
74. I've never seen
anything like it!Copy !req
75. Meesa gonna die?Copy !req
76. Whoo-woop!Copy !req
77. Hey, that thing's funny!Copy !req
78. It's stupid.Copy !req
79. Well, let's kill it!Copy !req
80. No!
No, don't.Copy !req
81. Huh?Copy !req
82. I like it.Copy !req
83. You don't like
anything, Cartman!Copy !req
84. Well, alright...Copy !req
85. Ned, get the mayor
on the phone,Copy !req
86. tell her that we—Copy !req
87. Oh, yeah, he can't talk.
Never mind, I'll do it.Copy !req
88. Yeah, it was like wrestling
a Louisiana alligator,Copy !req
89. this thing!Copy !req
90. Put up
one hell of a fight!Copy !req
91. Hello, there.
Who's the cute baby?Copy !req
92. Who's the fuzzy, huh?Copy !req
93. Yes, that's a cutie.Copy !req
94. Mayor, we're from
the Department of Interior.Copy !req
95. Oh, yes.
How are you?Copy !req
96. Fine, just fine.Copy !req
97. Fine, just fine.
- Fine.Copy !req
98. Right over here.Copy !req
99. My God, McClannon.
Do you believe it?Copy !req
100. Meesa needs a Jakov!Copy !req
101. Gooo-wooop!Copy !req
102. It's amazing!
- What?Copy !req
103. Mayor,
this is a Jakovasaur.Copy !req
104. A live one
has never been seen!Copy !req
105. Ooh, neato!Copy !req
106. Incredible!Copy !req
107. We know of this creatureCopy !req
108. only from remains
found frozen in snow.Copy !req
109. Do you realize
what this means?Copy !req
110. We could use its DNA
and have a chance at bringingCopy !req
111. the entire Jakovasaur species
back from extinction.Copy !req
112. Wow, cool!Copy !req
113. Is... there... re... ward... money?Copy !req
114. Cut it out, Ned.
That's just disgusting!Copy !req
115. This one JakovasaurCopy !req
116. could mother an entire
population of the animals.Copy !req
117. Well, in that case,
I think we should name it...Copy !req
118. "Hope."Copy !req
119. Hope.Copy !req
120. Yes, Hope!Copy !req
121. Meesa name "Junjun"!Copy !req
122. I think its name
is Junjun.Copy !req
123. Hope! Why, that's
a perfectly beautiful name!Copy !req
124. Now we must find
a safe place for it.Copy !req
125. I'll keep it
at my house.Copy !req
126. No, Garrison, you'll just try
to have sex with it.Copy !req
127. Wah?Copy !req
128. What?
How dare you say that!Copy !req
129. Garrison, you remember
what happenedCopy !req
130. to the wounded pigeon you were
supposed to take care of?Copy !req
131. Oh, come on, you all know
that pigeon was a total slut.Copy !req
132. I've got a barn
it can stay in.Copy !req
133. It ain't much,
but it's heated.Copy !req
134. Well, that sounds fine,
just fine.Copy !req
135. Fine, just fine.
- Fine.Copy !req
136. Now wait a minute.Copy !req
137. I want
to clear the air here.Copy !req
138. We all know
that pigeon was a whore.Copy !req
139. Raise your hand if you
didn't sleep with that pigeon!Copy !req
140. Oh, whatever!Copy !req
141. it's got a dragon
painted on the blade.Copy !req
142. This is
the Tsumutomi sword...Copy !req
143. Wow, a dragon
right on the blade.Copy !req
144. Mom, can I get
a Tsumutomi swordCopy !req
145. used by the ancient
Tokugawa soldiers?Copy !req
146. I'll think about it, hon.Copy !req
147. Sweet.Copy !req
148. Mom, somebody's
at the door!Copy !req
149. Mommy's busy,
poopykins!Copy !req
150. Should I get it?Copy !req
151. Go ahead, snookums!Copy !req
152. It's probably one
of your little friends.Copy !req
153. Okay!Copy !req
154. Hmm.Copy !req
155. Okay, okay.Copy !req
156. Hold your horses.
God!Copy !req
157. Mom, it's another
Stark's Pond creature!Copy !req
158. That's nice, muffin!Copy !req
159. Please help me!Copy !req
160. W-w-whoa!Copy !req
161. Please help me
find Junjun.Copy !req
162. She has been gone
since last night,Copy !req
163. and I'm worried scared!Copy !req
164. You mean
the other Jakovasaur?Copy !req
165. What means
a Jakovasaur?Copy !req
166. You're a Jakovasaur.
That's what they call you.Copy !req
167. Oh.
Cool beans!Copy !req
168. But the other Jakovasaur
talked different.Copy !req
169. That's 'cause
Junjun's a girl.Copy !req
170. Girls talk different.Copy !req
171. I have to call my friends.
They're never gonna believe it.Copy !req
172. Please take me
to Junjun.Copy !req
173. We're the last
of our kind.Copy !req
174. There are only two
of us left.Copy !req
175. He's the last
of his kind, you guys.Copy !req
176. There's only two
of them left.Copy !req
177. Did you smoke
some of your mom's crack?Copy !req
178. Will you stop with the whole
"mom smoking crack" thing?Copy !req
179. That's a old joke.Copy !req
180. Eric,
do you have any more cookies?Copy !req
181. Who's that?
One of your mom's boyfriends?Copy !req
182. No, that was
the Jakovasaur.Copy !req
183. It's okay to come in!Copy !req
184. Wow!Copy !req
185. Jakov, I want you
to meet my friends.Copy !req
186. Hi, you guys.
I love new friends!Copy !req
187. Who-o-a!Copy !req
188. Aa-yah-yah-yah.Copy !req
189. Isn't he funny?Copy !req
190. No, he's annoying.Copy !req
191. What are we supposed
to do with him?Copy !req
192. We have to take him
to that rancher's barnCopy !req
193. to see his girlfriend.Copy !req
194. Why don't we just
tell our parents?Copy !req
195. No, adults
won't understand.Copy !req
196. We have
to do this ourselves!Copy !req
197. Shh!
Keep quiet.Copy !req
198. We could get in big trouble
for being here.Copy !req
199. Junjun!Copy !req
200. Shh!
Keep quiet, stupid!Copy !req
201. Oh, Junjun,
I'm so glad you're okay!Copy !req
202. Dude, have you ever heard
of whispering?Copy !req
203. I am whispering!Copy !req
204. Yeeeee-ow!Copy !req
205. You're so funny, Jakov.Copy !req
206. I am?Copy !req
207. Okay, Jakov,Copy !req
208. why don't you take boonga here
and go back to Stark's Pond?Copy !req
209. Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
210. This place is kinda nicer
than Stark's Pond.Copy !req
211. Ohh!
Wesa in big doo-doo now!Copy !req
212. Uh-oh!Copy !req
213. Hello, and welcome
to Voice Box Express,Copy !req
214. your number-one source
for voice boxes.Copy !req
215. I'm Amanda.
How may I help you?Copy !req
216. Yes, hello.Copy !req
217. Um, I... Lost...Copy !req
218. my... voice... box.Copy !req
219. Excuse me?Copy !req
220. I... lost...Copy !req
221. my... voice... box.Copy !req
222. Excuse me?Copy !req
223. I... lost... my... voice... box.Copy !req
224. Hey, Ned,
look what I bought you,Copy !req
225. a new voice box!Copy !req
226. You want it?
You want it?Copy !req
227. Yeah, there—
yeah, you want it?Copy !req
228. Alright,
here you go.Copy !req
229. Well, try it out!Copy !req
230. Aw, Jimbo.Copy !req
231. I can't thank you enough
for the new voice box.Copy !req
232. Now, what in the devil
is this thing?Copy !req
233. Oh, no, I must have picked up
the Irish model by mistake.Copy !req
234. Aw, what
a bloody pickle this is.Copy !req
235. Did you keep
the receipt, then?Copy !req
236. You guys, come quick.
I've only just heard!Copy !req
237. What?
What is it?Copy !req
238. They found another one!Copy !req
239. They found
another Jakovasaur.Copy !req
240. Oh, blimey!Copy !req
241. Here with more on the status
of the JakovasaursCopy !req
242. is Department-of-Interior
guy!Copy !req
243. Thank you, Mayor.Copy !req
244. The noble Jakovasaur is
on the brink of extinction.Copy !req
245. And now you as a community have
a chance to bring them back.Copy !req
246. "Thank you, Mayor,
for this distinctive honor..."Copy !req
247. What are you doing,
fat ass?Copy !req
248. I'm preparing my speech
for when they call me upCopy !req
249. to congratulate me
on my discovery.Copy !req
250. "Thank you, Mayor,
for this distinctive honor..."Copy !req
251. Hope and Jakov
are the last of their kind.Copy !req
252. But with the help
of the mayor,Copy !req
253. we have implemented a plan
to help them breed.Copy !req
254. We will give them a homeCopy !req
255. and a fighting chance
at survival.Copy !req
256. Yay for us!
- Thank you!Copy !req
257. Now the little boy who first
discovered the Jakovasaurs,Copy !req
258. Eric Cartman!Copy !req
259. Thank you, mayor,
for this honorable distinction.Copy !req
260. Well, that's about it.
Let's go.Copy !req
261. You know, there's really only
two seasons here in South Park,Copy !req
262. winter and July.Copy !req
263. But, um, seriously.Copy !req
264. South Park has always been
a place of discovery for me.Copy !req
265. Hey, you sons of bitches,
get back here!Copy !req
266. I'm having
a God damn distinctive honor!Copy !req
267. Wow,
it's so pretty!Copy !req
268. Well, Jakov,
we hope this new homeCopy !req
269. inspires you and Hope
to, uh... hm, you know.Copy !req
270. What?Copy !req
271. Well, we'd love
to see more Jakovasaurs,Copy !req
272. so maybe you two
should, uh...Copy !req
273. What?Copy !req
274. Get to some business.
- What?Copy !req
275. They want you
to have sex, God damn it!Copy !req
276. Oh!Copy !req
277. We'll just leave
you two lovebirds alone.Copy !req
278. Alright, then.Copy !req
279. Who-o-o-a!Copy !req
280. Waaahh!Copy !req
281. Whoo-o-o-o!Copy !req
282. Meesa jes
don't wanna!Copy !req
283. I don't know what to do!Copy !req
284. Jakov, to have sex,
all you need to do is,Copy !req
285. well, you know,
put your...Copy !req
286. Hmm, I guess we don't know
exactly how Jakovasaurs mate.Copy !req
287. There is another option.Copy !req
288. I have managed
to artificially inseminate HopeCopy !req
289. with your semen.Copy !req
290. I have semen?
Where's their boat?Copy !req
291. Yes, yes.
That's very funny, Jakov.Copy !req
292. I will need
to examine Hope once moreCopy !req
293. to see
if the process worked.Copy !req
294. Goo-waaaaaa!Copy !req
295. Harr!
Ooohh!Copy !req
296. God damn.
Shut up!Copy !req
297. Yes, yes.
I think it worked.Copy !req
298. You're going to be parents.Copy !req
299. Yeah!
- We did it!Copy !req
300. Now I can be like
all the other dadsCopy !req
301. in South Park!Copy !req
302. Dude, do we really wantCopy !req
303. another one of these
things hanging around?Copy !req
304. "And Bubby Brister is having
a great first quarter!Copy !req
305. "Let's see
what trickery he uses here.Copy !req
306. "Here's the snap..."Copy !req
307. Thanks for inviting me
to watch the game, guys!Copy !req
308. No problem, Jakov.Copy !req
309. "... to the 40-yard line!"Copy !req
310. Go, niners!
Nin-ers!Copy !req
311. We're rooting
for the Broncos here, Jakov.Copy !req
312. Oop!
- "To Terrell Davis!Copy !req
313. "He's at the 50,
the 40, the 30..."Copy !req
314. You guys know what?Copy !req
315. This one time, I was
watching this rabbit,Copy !req
316. a brown rabbit...Copy !req
317. "He breaks another tackle,
and the ball is loose!"Copy !req
318. You guys know
what happened?Copy !req
319. It took dookie
right in front of me!Copy !req
320. Hey, Jakov.Copy !req
321. Uh, could you run down
to the storeCopy !req
322. and get some more
pretzels?Copy !req
323. Sure.
You got money?Copy !req
324. Here you go.Copy !req
325. And don't go to the store
down the block.Copy !req
326. The one four miles away
in Fairplay has better pretzels.Copy !req
327. Cool beans!Copy !req
328. Oopie!
I'll be right back.Copy !req
329. Jakovasaurs kind of
piss me off, m'kay?Copy !req
330. yep.Copy !req
331. Amazing! The gestation period
was only four days.Copy !req
332. At that rate, we could
repopulate the JakovasaursCopy !req
333. in just a few years!Copy !req
334. Boooo-wap!
Don't worry, Hope.Copy !req
335. Everything's gonna be fine,
just fine.Copy !req
336. Just fine.
- Fine.Copy !req
337. Dude, I don't want to watch
this thing have a baby.Copy !req
338. If Jakov and Hope
don't have kids,Copy !req
339. their race
will become extinct.Copy !req
340. Maybe the baby will be
stillborn, like Cartman was.Copy !req
341. Hey, I might have been
stillborn,Copy !req
342. but at least I got better.Copy !req
343. Here we go!
- Ooo... woop!Copy !req
344. Behold, the miracle
of childbirth!Copy !req
345. Gross!Copy !req
346. Ah-woop!Copy !req
347. Hooray!Copy !req
348. This is the first step
in bringing the speciesCopy !req
349. back from the brink
of extinction.Copy !req
350. Ooh-woop!Copy !req
351. Looks like there
might be a second one.Copy !req
352. Wow, that would be
a great start for them!Copy !req
353. Hooray!Copy !req
354. She's a cannon!Copy !req
355. Well, apparently
they breed in litters.Copy !req
356. Aren't they cute,
you guys?Copy !req
357. Dude, I'm not so sure
this is a good thing.Copy !req
358. Boooo-woooop!Copy !req
359. Aah!
Ohh!Copy !req
360. Okay, children,Copy !req
361. we have some new students
joining us today.Copy !req
362. Let's all be warm
and welcome them to our class.Copy !req
363. Dude, it's crowded in here!Copy !req
364. I like school!
- Boooo-wooop!Copy !req
365. Okay, so we're just gonna
stick to our normal lesson planCopy !req
366. and start the day
with history.Copy !req
367. Now, does anyone know
why Chubby CheckerCopy !req
368. left The Beatles in 1972?Copy !req
369. Yes?Copy !req
370. I don't know!
- Booooo-woooop!Copy !req
371. Okay, is there anybody
who can answer the question?Copy !req
372. I can't.
- Me neither.Copy !req
373. Damn it, you don't raise
your hand if you don't know!Copy !req
374. Oh!
- Gooowwaaa!Copy !req
375. Gooowwaaa!Copy !req
376. Ooh!
Fight, fight!Copy !req
377. Dude, this sucks ass!Copy !req
378. I like going
to school now.Copy !req
379. Jakovasaurs are so cool.Copy !req
380. This is insane,
Mr. Garrison.Copy !req
381. It sure is, Mr. Hat.Copy !req
382. Now, folks, I know
we're all a little worriedCopy !req
383. about the Jakovasaurs,Copy !req
384. and I want
to hear you all out.Copy !req
385. Mayor, the little Jakovasaurs
are ruining my classroom.Copy !req
386. I can't teach
our kids anything.Copy !req
387. Yeah!Copy !req
388. And those JakovasaursCopy !req
389. eat three times as much
as normal children.Copy !req
390. I can't keep up!Copy !req
391. Yeah!Copy !req
392. And they're
creating more trashCopy !req
393. than we can handle, too!Copy !req
394. Yeah!
Listen to him!Copy !req
395. And what about little Laura,
the Williams kid?Copy !req
396. If she doesn't get
that heart-valve operation,Copy !req
397. she could die!Copy !req
398. Yeah, yeah,
that's right!Copy !req
399. Alright, alright.Copy !req
400. It's obvious
we have to do something,Copy !req
401. but we can't
just make them leave.Copy !req
402. We just encourage them
to find someplace better.Copy !req
403. But where?Copy !req
404. Jakovasaurs are big, loud,
annoying, and stupid.Copy !req
405. Where would they fit in?Copy !req
406. Memphis?
- Yes, Memphis!Copy !req
407. You Jakovasaurs
would love it there.Copy !req
408. I don't know.
I like South Park a lot.Copy !req
409. What do you think, honey?Copy !req
410. Gooooowwwaaahh!Copy !req
411. Yeah.Copy !req
412. But everyone
in South ParkCopy !req
413. wishes they could live
in Memphis, right?Copy !req
414. Yeah, yeah!
- Go, Memphis!Copy !req
415. Okay, we'll move
to Memphis.Copy !req
416. Hooray!Copy !req
417. Hey, Jakov,
how's it going?Copy !req
418. Great, Eric.
We're moving!Copy !req
419. Moving?Copy !req
420. Me and my family are headingCopy !req
421. to the promised land
of Memphis.Copy !req
422. You... can't leave.
You're my friend.Copy !req
423. Oh, Eric dear,
it's what's best.Copy !req
424. Yeah, let's get
that luggage packed.Copy !req
425. Jakov, please don't go.Copy !req
426. You make everything
in South Park fun.Copy !req
427. You brought life
to this whole town.Copy !req
428. It would suck without you.Copy !req
429. It would?Copy !req
430. Yes. These people, Jakov...Copy !req
431. These people need you.
I need you.Copy !req
432. Please, Jakov... stay?Copy !req
433. Okay!Copy !req
434. I like South Park
best of all!Copy !req
435. We're staying!Copy !req
436. Hooray!Copy !req
437. Jakov is staying,
you guys!Copy !req
438. Now what do we do?Copy !req
439. Don't worry.
We've come up with a plan.Copy !req
440. You have?Copy !req
441. Yes, we're leaving!Copy !req
442. What?Copy !req
443. We're getting
the hell out of hereCopy !req
444. and away from those
God damn things.Copy !req
445. You can't leave!Copy !req
446. Yes, who will
take care of them?Copy !req
447. Little boy,
we're making you an honoraryCopy !req
448. Department of Interior
person.Copy !req
449. So now you are
officially in chargeCopy !req
450. of South Park's
fish and wildlife.Copy !req
451. You have authority
over all of them.Copy !req
452. I have authoritah?Copy !req
453. That's right,
and people must respect it.Copy !req
454. Well, that should be fine,
just fine.Copy !req
455. Fine, just fine.
- Fine.Copy !req
456. Oh, no, nothing's worse
than Cartman with authoritah!Copy !req
457. Bye-bye, now!Copy !req
458. And now back to Jakovasaurs
on Comedy CentralCopy !req
459. Hi, honey, I'm home!Copy !req
460. Whoo!Copy !req
461. Boy, it was rough
at work today.Copy !req
462. I've never seen
so much coffee!Copy !req
463. Booooo-wooooop?Copy !req
464. No... in the boss' lap!Copy !req
465. Hello, Dad!Copy !req
466. Hello, Son.
How was your day?Copy !req
467. Oh, not so good.Copy !req
468. Something really
strange happened.Copy !req
469. What, you mean MTV played
a video that wasn't Will Smith?Copy !req
470. No, Dad!Copy !req
471. A man in a blue suit
and a bag came to the door.Copy !req
472. He just left this sealed piece
of paper with a stamp on it.Copy !req
473. That's called a mailman!Copy !req
474. He takes care of mail!Copy !req
475. Oh, he took care
of Mom, too.Copy !req
476. You're a nut!Copy !req
477. Let me see that letter!Copy !req
478. It's from a game show!Copy !req
479. The mayor
has invited me to compete.Copy !req
480. Hi, Jakov!Copy !req
481. What the hell
is that?Copy !req
482. Who's laughing?Copy !req
483. Eric, the mayor
has invited us to competeCopy !req
484. on a game show
in South Park.Copy !req
485. First prize is an
all-expense paid vacation.Copy !req
486. Wow, that's cool.
I can help you get ready.Copy !req
487. Whoop!
Whoo!Copy !req
488. Come on, come on.Copy !req
489. Hello?Copy !req
490. Mayor, this is Jakov.Copy !req
491. I'm the tall fellow
down the block—Copy !req
492. Yes, yes, you're calling
about the game show.Copy !req
493. Congratulations.
Will you do it?Copy !req
494. Sure, if a free trip
is involved.Copy !req
495. Can my whole family go?Copy !req
496. Of course!
That's the point!Copy !req
497. Just be ready this afternoon
at the public access building.Copy !req
498. And good luck.
Hope you win.Copy !req
499. Cool beans!Copy !req
500. We got him.Copy !req
501. Alright, the boys hereCopy !req
502. will keep little Eric Cartman
distracted.Copy !req
503. Meanwhile, we get rid
of the JakovasaursCopy !req
504. and bring some normalcy
back to this town!Copy !req
505. Ready?
- Break!Copy !req
506. Hey, Ned, a package came
for you from Voice Box Express.Copy !req
507. Oh... boy. Oh... boy.Copy !req
508. Now, remember, Barbrady,
all you have to do is lose.Copy !req
509. Right!Copy !req
510. Okay, let's quiet down,
people and Jakovasaurs.Copy !req
511. Now, as you know,
the winner of this little gameCopy !req
512. will get an all-expense paid
trip for himselfCopy !req
513. and 50 of his closest
relatives to lovely... France!Copy !req
514. And all one of you lucky
contestants has to doCopy !req
515. is answer only one
of these questions.Copy !req
516. Are you ready, players?Copy !req
517. Ready!
- Ready!Copy !req
518. Okay, hands
on your buzzers.Copy !req
519. 47!Copy !req
520. You have to wait
until I ask the question first.Copy !req
521. Sorry!Copy !req
522. That's okay.
Hands on buzzers.Copy !req
523. Turkey sandwich!Copy !req
524. Damn, he's quick.Copy !req
525. Oh, sorry!
- No, I'm sorry.Copy !req
526. No, that's my fault.Copy !req
527. No, it's all me.
My bad.Copy !req
528. Sorry.
- Sorry.Copy !req
529. Will somebody please
unplug the damn buzzers?Copy !req
530. Got it.Copy !req
531. Now can we get on
with this?Copy !req
532. First question:
What color is blue?Copy !req
533. Blue?
- What?Copy !req
534. Blue is blue?Copy !req
535. Aw, did I lose?Copy !req
536. What, lose?
- No, no, hang on.Copy !req
537. You're supposed
to lose, you idiot!Copy !req
538. Where am I?Copy !req
539. Just don't answer
any more questions, got it?Copy !req
540. Okeydokey.Copy !req
541. Sorry, folks.
A little mix-up.Copy !req
542. We're playing
best out of three.Copy !req
543. What are we doing out here,
you guys?Copy !req
544. I want to see if Jakov
wins that game show.Copy !req
545. Oh, he'll win,
don't worry.Copy !req
546. We just have to show you
this new speciesCopy !req
547. because you're the
Department of Interior guy now.Copy !req
548. Soon they will all
be eaten by bears.Copy !req
549. Let me get out my notepadCopy !req
550. so I can classify
this new species.Copy !req
551. That should be fine,
just fine.Copy !req
552. Just fine, fine.Copy !req
553. There it is! That must be
of the antelope family.Copy !req
554. That's Kenny
with branches on his head.Copy !req
555. Why did you bring me
all the way out here, you guys?Copy !req
556. Cartman, Jakovasaurs
are making South Park suck.Copy !req
557. You have
to understand that.Copy !req
558. What does that have to do
with me being all the way out—Copy !req
559. Wait a minute,
you're distracting me!Copy !req
560. That game show is a fix!Copy !req
561. Cartman, wait!Copy !req
562. Mrph rmh mrph rmh rmphm—
mrphh!Copy !req
563. What's two plus two,
Jakov?Copy !req
564. I don't know!Copy !req
565. Four?Copy !req
566. Jakov,
what is your name?Copy !req
567. Jakov.Copy !req
568. Oh, screw it.
Jakov wins!Copy !req
569. I do?Copy !req
570. You and your entire familyCopy !req
571. are going to wonderful
and exotic France!Copy !req
572. Hooray!Copy !req
573. Alright, everybody.Copy !req
574. Let's get them
to the airport.Copy !req
575. Let's go, people.
There's no time to lose!Copy !req
576. But what
about our clothes?Copy !req
577. Shouldn't we pack first?Copy !req
578. Jakovasaurs
don't wear clothes, Jakov.Copy !req
579. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
580. Well, good-bye, everybody!Copy !req
581. We'll send stuff from France!Copy !req
582. Goodbye!Copy !req
583. Whoo!Copy !req
584. Jakov!Copy !req
585. Close the door!Copy !req
586. Open this door!Copy !req
587. Eric, this is
for the best.Copy !req
588. I am Department of Interior
guy, and I have authoritah!Copy !req
589. No!Copy !req
590. Jakov, don't go!Copy !req
591. Hi, Eric!Copy !req
592. Okay, bye, then!Copy !req
593. Come... Back.Copy !req
594. Eric, it's important
for you to understand—Copy !req
595. Don't, Mother.
Just don't.Copy !req
596. I know it's hard, Eric,Copy !req
597. but I've learned
something today.Copy !req
598. You see, animal species
come and go.Copy !req
599. It's all part
of natural evolution.Copy !req
600. The Jakovasaurs
would have gone extinctCopy !req
601. if we hadn't interferedCopy !req
602. because their
particular form of lifeCopy !req
603. simply wasn't practical.Copy !req
604. We can't go aroundCopy !req
605. saving every form of lifeCopy !req
606. any more than we can
kill them all.Copy !req
607. We have to let nature
run its course.Copy !req
608. Ned, that voice box sucks!Copy !req
609. I know. I'm still trying
to find my old one.Copy !req
610. Well, then, what say we all
go get some ice cream?Copy !req
611. Hooray!Copy !req
612. No, that's okay.
I'll see you guys.Copy !req
613. Dude, I've never seen
CartmanCopy !req
614. care so much
about something.Copy !req
615. Yeah, I guess he finally
found somethingCopy !req
616. that's as annoying
as he is.Copy !req
617. Bonjour.
- Bonjour.Copy !req
618. Café?
- Oui.Copy !req
619. Come on, kids.
Let's go find the pyramid!Copy !req
620. Whoo! Aah!Copy !req