1. Fighting the Frizzies
at 11:00!Copy !req
2. Howdy-ho!Copy !req
3. Howdy-ho!Copy !req
4. Howdy-ho, folks!Copy !req
5. We're gonna do something
a little bit different tonight!Copy !req
6. Instead of our normal thing,Copy !req
7. we're just gonna sit back and
enjoy some holiday songs!Copy !req
8. And if you don't like it...Copy !req
9. well, I guess you can
suck my tiny little balls.Copy !req
10. So, let's start off with
a festive Hanukkah songCopy !req
11. sung by my favorite Jewish
person in the whole world.Copy !req
12. Okay Ike,
you're my little brother,Copy !req
13. so I have to show you
how to celebrate Hanukkah.Copy !req
14. This is called
a "dreidel".Copy !req
15. You spin it
and see where it landsCopy !req
16. and you sing this song:Copy !req
17. Hey, what the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
18. Oh, hey, Cartman!Copy !req
19. We're playing dreidel,
you wanna try?Copy !req
20. Sure!Copy !req
21. Hey, shut your
mouth, fat ass!Copy !req
22. What's going on?Copy !req
23. Oh, it's that
Hanukkah thing.Copy !req
24. It's so amazing.Copy !req
25. You spin this
thing on the groundCopy !req
26. and it goes
'round and 'round.Copy !req
27. I could watch
it all day!Copy !req
28. Let me try!Copy !req
29. Hello, boys!Copy !req
30. Hi, Mom!Copy !req
31. Oh, how precious!Copy !req
32. You boys are all
playing dreidel!Copy !req
33. Now, you know,
that dreidelCopy !req
34. is a time-honored tradition
for the Hebrew people!Copy !req
35. Yes, we know
Mrs. Broflovski.Copy !req
36. It's so very
interesting!Copy !req
37. Oh, hi, Dad!Copy !req
38. Hello, everybody!Copy !req
39. Say, can I
join in?Copy !req
40. Sure!Copy !req
41. Everybody!Copy !req
42. Dad?Copy !req
43. We're singing
about a dreidel.Copy !req
44. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
45. We'll talk about this
later, Gerald!Copy !req
46. Woo-hoo, golly!
That sure was fun!Copy !req
47. But now for our next song,
hold on to your bootstrapsCopy !req
48. 'cause we're going to
descend down into Hell!Copy !req
49. Hey, Hitler...Copy !req
50. What's the matter,
little guy?Copy !req
51. Oh, Satan...Copy !req
52. Der tannenbaum wie grun sind
deine blatter.Copy !req
53. Aw, you don't have
a Christmas tree?Copy !req
54. Auch im Winter,
wenn es schneit!Copy !req
55. Well I'll tell you what...Copy !req
56. Maybe we'll have ourselves
a little Christmas...Copy !req
57. Right here!Copy !req
58. C'mon, everyone,
gather 'round!Copy !req
59. Adolph, here's
a present for you!Copy !req
60. Oh!Copy !req
61. Au tannenbaum!Copy !req
62. Yes, au tannenbaum.Copy !req
63. Merry Christmas,
movie house!Copy !req
64. Fighting the Frizzies
at 11:00!Copy !req
65. Howdy-ho!Copy !req
66. 'm-kay!Copy !req
67. 'm-kay!Copy !req
68. Well, that was nice
little song, wasn't it?Copy !req
69. But let's not forget
that for some peopleCopy !req
70. Christmas is about
the birth of Jesus.Copy !req
71. So now, here's a more
serious Christmas songCopy !req
72. sung by Eric Cartman.Copy !req
73. And...Copy !req
74. AhH...Copy !req
75. Oh, boy, that was
a super song!Copy !req
76. And now, let's hear
from the school teacherCopy !req
77. Mr. Garrison.Copy !req
78. Okay children,
let's take our seats.Copy !req
79. Today we're gonna learn
how different culturesCopy !req
80. around the world
celebrate the holiday season.Copy !req
81. Now, pay attention.Copy !req
82. Thank you, Mr. Hat.Copy !req
83. Frizzies at 11:00!Copy !req
84. Howdy-ho!Copy !req
85. Shut up, turds!Copy !req
86. Shut up, turds!Copy !req
87. I told you
to shut up!Copy !req
88. Ahhhh!Copy !req
89. Golly, that
sure was swell.Copy !req
90. I'd say my Christmas special
is going super fantastic!Copy !req
91. But now it's time to hear from
perhaps the two most important peopleCopy !req
92. of the whole season.Copy !req
93. Hello, everyone, and
welcome to McKennicks.Copy !req
94. Now please put your hands
together and welcomeCopy !req
95. Saint Nicholas
and Jesus Christ!Copy !req
96. Hello, everybody!Copy !req
97. How are y'all
doing tonight?Copy !req
98. Y'know Jesus, there've been
so many wonderful songsCopy !req
99. written about us
over the years.Copy !req
100. That's right, Santa,
and we love each and
every one of them.Copy !req
101. Like this one...Copy !req
102. Y'know Jesus,
that is a nice song.Copy !req
103. But I like
this one.Copy !req
104. Go away?Copy !req
105. Get away!Copy !req
106. Where away?Copy !req
107. Here's one—Copy !req
108. I can't think of one—Copy !req
109. Okay Jesus, here's one
you might remember...Copy !req
110. Santa, Santa, Santa... that's not
a Christmas song—Copy !req
111. I know, but there's, like,
300 Jesus Christmas songsCopy !req
112. and only 4 fucking
Santa ones.Copy !req
113. It's not fair,
just do it yourself.Copy !req
114. I'm leaving!Copy !req
115. Aww, c'mon, Santa!
You can't leave!Copy !req
116. No, fuck you, Jesus.Copy !req
117. But Santa...Copy !req
118. Awww...Copy !req
119. Fighting frizzies
at 11:00!Copy !req
120. Howdy-ho!Copy !req
121. Well, I guess that's about
the end of my Christmas album.Copy !req
122. Gosh, it was sure nice
hanging out with y'all again.Copy !req
123. And I guess if there's just
one thing I have left to say,Copy !req
124. It would be this...Copy !req
125. Time to go,
Mr. Hankey.Copy !req
126. Goodbye, everybody!Copy !req
127. And Merry Christmas!Copy !req
128. Bye, Mr. Hankey!Copy !req
129. See ya next year!Copy !req
130. And now,
fighting the frizzies.Copy !req
131. Kick my ass, c'mon!Copy !req
132. Come on, come on.Copy !req
133. Oh, oh.Copy !req