1. Arrrrrghhhh!Copy !req
2. We're here live at the
Kozi 102.1 Halloween HauntCopy !req
3. at the South Park
Docks!Copy !req
4. Come on down!
We've got a haunted house,Copy !req
5. and everyone is decorating for
tomorrow night, Halloween!Copy !req
6. When the band Korn—
that's right, Korn—Copy !req
7. is going to play live.Copy !req
8. And don't forget to wear
a costume tomorrowCopy !req
9. because there's
a big first prize!Copy !req
10. Well, here are some kids enjoying
the Halloween Haunt now.Copy !req
11. Say boys, what do you
think of Kozi FM's
Halloween Haunt so far?Copy !req
12. This one time,
like 8 months ago,Copy !req
13. I saw two guys kissing
in a park.Copy !req
14. And that was the gayest thing
I'd ever seenCopy !req
15. until I saw the Kozi FM
Halloween Haunt.Copy !req
16. Alright! Well enjoy
the spooky docks, kids!Copy !req
17. Hey, you guys, you know
what time of year it is?Copy !req
18. Of course, dumb-ass,
it's Halloween.Copy !req
19. That's right!Copy !req
20. And that means only two
more months 'til Christmas!Copy !req
21. Aw, nuts!Copy !req
22. Come on Ned, this ain't
a whore house,Copy !req
23. it's a hor-ror house!Copy !req
24. Aw!Copy !req
25. Hey, Spooky Laboratory,
you guys!Copy !req
26. Those things are
stupid, Cartman.Copy !req
27. They just stick your hand
in cold spaghettiCopy !req
28. and tell you it's
intestines and stuff.Copy !req
29. Well, I'm going to
Spooky Laboratory.Copy !req
30. Welcome to the
Spooky Laboratory.Copy !req
31. I'm your guide,
Dr. Spookalot.Copy !req
32. Allow me to show you
around the lab.Copy !req
33. Cool.Copy !req
34. Here I have a bowl
of human eyeballs.Copy !req
35. Ewww!Copy !req
36. And here you can
feel the brains.Copy !req
37. Oh, ho! Gross!Copy !req
38. And here you can feel the
warm innards of the body.Copy !req
39. Ewww, it feels like
cold spaghetti!Copy !req
40. You guys, it feels like
cold spaghetti!Copy !req
41. Give it up, Kenny, you're not
gonna win the costume contest.Copy !req
42. Your costumes
always suck.Copy !req
43. Boo!Copy !req
44. Aagghgh!Copy !req
45. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
46. We scared you,
chickens!Copy !req
47. We weren't scared!Copy !req
48. Well you should be, the pirate
ghosts are gonna come get'cha!Copy !req
49. The what?Copy !req
50. Didn't you know?Copy !req
51. There's an old legend
in South ParkCopy !req
52. that says these docks are
haunted by pirate ghosts.Copy !req
53. Nu-uh.Copy !req
54. Yeah-huh,Copy !req
55. they roam these docks with their
swords and hooks hands,Copy !req
56. looking for victims
to cut up!Copy !req
57. That's just
an old legend.Copy !req
58. Rarrrr!Copy !req
59. Aaaghghg!Copy !req
60. Ha ha ha ha,
got you again!Copy !req
61. Just wait 'til tomorrow!Copy !req
62. We're gonna scare
you kids to death!Copy !req
63. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
64. You guys, my hand totally smells
like spaghetti now, smell it!Copy !req
65. I'm sick of those 5th graders
scaring us all the time.Copy !req
66. We should come up with
a way to scare them!Copy !req
67. Yeah, let's see
how they like it!Copy !req
68. Joining me now is Father Maxi
from the South Park Church.Copy !req
69. Father, what do you think
of all the preparationsCopy !req
70. here at the docks?Copy !req
71. Halloween is an
abomination of God!Copy !req
72. A celebration
of the occult!Copy !req
73. Yeah, and how about Korn playing
the big concert tomorrow?Copy !req
74. Pretty exciting, huh?Copy !req
75. Korn is a devil worshipping
group that plays violent music!Copy !req
76. If we allow that demon bandCopy !req
77. to play on this
most unholy of holidays,Copy !req
78. we may incur the full
wrath of evil!Copy !req
79. Alright! We'll see you
tomorrow for Halloween,Copy !req
80. in the meantime, here's
a Kozi hit by Barry Manilow.Copy !req
81. Come on, you guys,
think.Copy !req
82. How can we scare
the 5th graders?Copy !req
83. It has to be something
really scary.Copy !req
84. We could get a big, scary,
plastic spiderCopy !req
85. and dangle it in front
of them on a string...Copy !req
86. spooky spider,
that's pretty scary.Copy !req
87. That's not scary,
fat ass!Copy !req
88. Well come on! We can think
of something betterCopy !req
89. than stupid
pirate ghosts!Copy !req
90. Argggh!Copy !req
91. Are you sure we're
going the right way?Copy !req
92. I don't know, this map
doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
93. That's because you've got it
upside down, chowder head!Copy !req
94. Oops.Copy !req
95. When are we gonna get
to the gig? I'm starving!Copy !req
96. Don't think about it.Copy !req
97. We'll just keep playing
our game... ready?Copy !req
98. I spy with my little eyeCopy !req
99. something that begins
with the letter "t".Copy !req
100. I know!Copy !req
101. A "t'ree!Copy !req
102. You got it!Copy !req
103. I spy with
my little eyeCopy !req
104. something that begins
with the letter "r".Copy !req
105. The "r'oad?Copy !req
106. That's it!Copy !req
107. Aarrrggghhh!Copy !req
108. Okay, here's one:
I spy with my little eyeCopy !req
109. something that begins
with the letter "p".Copy !req
110. The letter "p"?Copy !req
111. What the heck starts
with the letter "p"?Copy !req
112. P-pirate ghosts!Copy !req
113. Aaaghgh!Copy !req
114. Aaahh!Copy !req
115. Mom! You got the new
Duffy's catalogue,Copy !req
116. I'm gonna circle everything
I want for Christmas, okay?Copy !req
117. Mom? Okay?Copy !req
118. Okay...
let's see...Copy !req
119. I want this...Copy !req
120. and this...Copy !req
121. And, let's see...
"comes with..."Copy !req
122. "Comes with..."Copy !req
123. Eric, your little
friends are here.Copy !req
124. Mom! Mom! You wanna see
what I want for Christmas?Copy !req
125. Eric, it's only
Halloween.Copy !req
126. That's only 72 shopping
days left for you!Copy !req
127. Come on, fat ass,
we have to go.Copy !req
128. Hey!
Don't call me fat!Copy !req
129. Mom! Don't laugh!Copy !req
130. I'm sorry, hon.Copy !req
131. I can't go with
you guys right now.Copy !req
132. Yes you can, porky.Copy !req
133. Mom! Seriously!Copy !req
134. Oh, that's not
funny, boys.Copy !req
135. Eric isn't fat,
he's big boned.Copy !req
136. He must have a huge bone in his ass, then.Copy !req
137. Goddammit, Mom!Copy !req
138. God, I hate you guys.Copy !req
139. Okay, so we figured out how to scare the 5th
graders.Copy !req
140. How?Copy !req
141. What's the scariest thing
we could get?Copy !req
142. Spooky spider?Copy !req
143. No, a dead body.Copy !req
144. Yeah, fat ass,
a dead body.Copy !req
145. You mean we make something
that looks like a dead body?Copy !req
146. We could never make one
that looks real enough.Copy !req
147. To be really scary...
it would have to be real.Copy !req
148. Yeah, fat ass, it has to
be real to be scary.Copy !req
149. So where the hell are we
gonna get a dead body?Copy !req
150. We're gonna dig up
Kyle's dead grandma.Copy !req
151. Yeah, fat ass,
we're gonna dig up—Copy !req
152. "dig up Kyle's
dead grandma"?Copy !req
153. Dude, she's perfect, she only
died like 3 months ago, right?Copy !req
154. Are you insane?Copy !req
155. I think that's
a sweet idea.
- Mph!Copy !req
156. Dude, we're not digging up my
grandma, I'll get in trouble!Copy !req
157. All we have to do is sneak
into the graveyard, dig her up,Copy !req
158. scare the 5th graders,
and then put her backCopy !req
159. before anybody notices
she's gone.Copy !req
160. Naw, let's dig up
somebody else.Copy !req
161. Relax, dude,
what's the big deal?Copy !req
162. Think about it, if your grandma
knew that she could help you,Copy !req
163. even in death,
she would want to.Copy !req
164. This is gonna be fun!Copy !req
165. Cartman, will you stop
singing Christmas carols?Copy !req
166. We have to be quiet or else
we're gonna get busted!Copy !req
167. This must be it—
"Cleo Broflovski".Copy !req
168. That's my grandma.Copy !req
169. Well,
let's dig her up!Copy !req
170. Wait, I don't know
if this is cool.Copy !req
171. Of course it's cool.Copy !req
172. She's gonna be all
rotted and scary.Copy !req
173. I don't think my mom would
want me doing this.Copy !req
174. "Oh, I don't want to
dig up my dead grandmaCopy !req
175. "'cause I'm such
a goodie-two-shoes!"Copy !req
176. Ow!Copy !req
177. You guys, be quiet!Copy !req
178. Now do you wanna get back at
the 5th graders or not?Copy !req
179. I don't really care,
dude.Copy !req
180. Yes, you do!
Now dig!Copy !req
181. Okay, it's almost open,
ready?Copy !req
182. One, two, three!Copy !req
183. Whoa, dude.Copy !req
184. Oh my God.Copy !req
185. Hi, Grandma...Copy !req
186. Hi Kyle.Copy !req
187. Aagh!Copy !req
188. Have you been
a good boy, Kyle?Copy !req
189. Have you been making
Grandma proud?Copy !req
190. Dammit, Cartman,
that's not funny!Copy !req
191. Yes, it is.Copy !req
192. Heh, I'm sweet.Copy !req
193. Alright, alright, let's just
get this over withCopy !req
194. so we can put her back.Copy !req
195. Okay,
grab the sled.Copy !req
196. Okay, let's just
hide her here,Copy !req
197. and tomorrow during
the Halloween party,Copy !req
198. we'll come back
in our costumes,Copy !req
199. and use her to scare
the 5th graders!Copy !req
200. How exactly are we gonna
use her to scare them?Copy !req
201. We could shove a stick up her
ass and use her like a puppet.Copy !req
202. Rar! Rar!
I'm scary grandma!Copy !req
203. Alright,
that does it, Cartman!Copy !req
204. That's my grandma!Copy !req
205. You show some Goddamned
respect!Copy !req
206. What was that?Copy !req
207. Cartman!Copy !req
208. It wasn't me!Copy !req
209. Dude, not cool,
this is scary.Copy !req
210. Aaaghghgh!Copy !req
211. Hey, like,
it's just some kids.Copy !req
212. Oh, whew! I was really scared
there for a second.Copy !req
213. Hey, you're that
band, Korn!Copy !req
214. Yeah, I'm Jonathan,
and this is Munky,Copy !req
215. David, Fieldy, and Head.Copy !req
216. And over there's
our pal, Niblet.Copy !req
217. Hey, where'd Niblet go?Copy !req
218. Mm-mm, Niblet likes
potato chips!Copy !req
219. Niblett!Copy !req
220. Hee-hee.Copy !req
221. What are you guys
doing out here?Copy !req
222. We were just driving our van
when all of a sudden,Copy !req
223. we were run off the road by
some super spooky pirate ghosts.Copy !req
224. Aw, dude, that was just
the 5th graders!Copy !req
225. Yeah, they're trying to scare
everybody cuz they're gaywads.Copy !req
226. But don't worry, we're about
to go get them back.Copy !req
227. Oh, swell, we're supposed to
play here tomorrow.Copy !req
228. Do you know where
the stage is?Copy !req
229. Yeah, dude,
its right over there.Copy !req
230. O-Kay!Copy !req
231. Oh hi, we're Korn.Copy !req
232. We're supposed to play
the Halloween concert tomorrow.Copy !req
233. I know who you are and
what you stand for.Copy !req
234. I think your music and
Halloween is an abomination!Copy !req
235. Groovy, could you show us
where to set up?Copy !req
236. Alright, let's just set her
over here behind these boxes.Copy !req
237. Shouldn't we hide her
better than that?Copy !req
238. Kyle, will you stop
worrying? God!Copy !req
239. Now, we'll all meet back here
tomorrow with our costumes,Copy !req
240. and then when the Halloween
party gets going,Copy !req
241. we'll bust out
his dead gram-gram.Copy !req
242. Let's go!Copy !req
243. Wait till you guys
see my costume!Copy !req
244. It's gonna be sweet!Copy !req
245. Oh come on, Kenny, you never
have a sweet costume.Copy !req
246. You're not gonna win
the costume contest.Copy !req
247. Grrr...Copy !req
248. Hold on, kids!Copy !req
249. Mrs. Brovlovski?Copy !req
250. Yes?Copy !req
251. We're from Mt. Peaceful
Cemetery.Copy !req
252. Could we have a word
with you?Copy !req
253. Uh, sure, come in.Copy !req
254. What is it?Copy !req
255. Mrs. Broflovski,Copy !req
256. somebody has defiled
your mother's grave.Copy !req
257. Defiled? How?Copy !req
258. Well, I'm afraid that...
somebody dug her up.Copy !req
259. Dug her up?Copy !req
260. Why?Copy !req
261. Well, the most likely
reason is thatCopy !req
262. somebody wanted to have
sex with her dead body.Copy !req
263. Yup.Copy !req
264. What!Copy !req
265. We don't want to upset you,
but it happens.Copy !req
266. Somebody's probably making love
to her corpse as we speak.Copy !req
267. Every vile position, every
disrespectful act imaginable.Copy !req
268. Oh dear God!Copy !req
269. Yes, by now he's probably
even removed her eyesCopy !req
270. and made love to the
empty sockets, as well.Copy !req
271. Ohh!Copy !req
272. Now, we don't want to upset you,
but you should know thatCopy !req
273. your mother's body
would be stiff and dry,Copy !req
274. so he would have to have it
soaked in warm waterCopy !req
275. for several hours before
making love to it.Copy !req
276. Ohhhh!Copy !req
277. Yes, and now for the
difficult part—Copy !req
278. brace yourself.Copy !req
279. It is highly possible that
he has created new orificesCopy !req
280. in her decomposing flesh,Copy !req
281. leaving her to look
something likeCopy !req
282. an overloved hunk
of Swiss cheese.Copy !req
283. She probably—Copy !req
284. Okay, okay!
I get the point!Copy !req
285. Just tell me what you're
gonna do about it!Copy !req
286. Do?Copy !req
287. Oh, we don't do anything,
we're just the watchmen.Copy !req
288. Yeah, I guess maybe
you might want toCopy !req
289. call the police,
or something.Copy !req
290. Agh!Copy !req
291. Now, he probably would
make love to the dead bodyCopy !req
292. in a cool, dry place,Copy !req
293. so as to not allow
further decomposition...Copy !req
294. Package delivery
for Mrs. Cartman.Copy !req
295. A package?Copy !req
296. Oh, really...Copy !req
297. Well, I think I can
sign for that.Copy !req
298. Sign he'a,
and he'a... and he'a.Copy !req
299. I got a Christmas
pres-ent!Copy !req
300. I got a Christmas
pres-ent!Copy !req
301. Maybe I can see
what it is,Copy !req
302. I'll just open
one little corner...Copy !req
303. Let's see...Copy !req
304. Aw, screw it,
I'll rewrap it later.Copy !req
305. Oh sweet!Copy !req
306. Life-Sized Blow-Up
Antonio Banderas Love Doll!Copy !req
307. With realistic
geni-tal-ia...Copy !req
308. Oh, this kicks ass!Copy !req
309. What a cool Christmas
present my mom got!Copy !req
310. It's Halloween day,
so come on down to the docksCopy !req
311. and bring your costumes!Copy !req
312. Where's Kenny?Copy !req
313. He said he had the best
Halloween costume ever.Copy !req
314. Nya nya nya nya nya nya!Copy !req
315. Guess wha-hat I got!Copy !req
316. Antonio Banderas
Blow-Up Doll!Copy !req
317. You guys
didn't get one!Copy !req
318. Where's your costume,
fat ass?Copy !req
319. Screw Halloween, I already
got my Christmas present!Copy !req
320. In a few days
I'll wrap it back up,Copy !req
321. and then when I open it
on Christmas,Copy !req
322. I'll act all surprised,
like, "oh, Mother!Copy !req
323. "Antonio Banderas Life-Sized
Blow-Up Doll, what a surprise!"Copy !req
324. Hey, Kenny.Copy !req
325. Nice costume, Kenny.Copy !req
326. You think you're gonna win
with that? Ha!Copy !req
327. Alright, the 5th graders
are gonna be here soon.Copy !req
328. Let's get Kyle's
grandma.Copy !req
329. This is gonna be sweet!Copy !req
330. Uhh, problem guys.Copy !req
331. What's the problem?Copy !req
332. No grandma.Copy !req
333. No grandma?Copy !req
334. No grandma.Copy !req
335. She's not here!Copy !req
336. She has to be here.Copy !req
337. Well,
she's not here!Copy !req
338. That's just great!Copy !req
339. Thanks a lot Stan, you're
gonna get me busted again!Copy !req
340. Okay, people, I know we all
want to get down to the docksCopy !req
341. for the Halloween Haunt,Copy !req
342. but first, we just need to
inform you aboutCopy !req
343. the people or persons
out thereCopy !req
344. digging up bodies to
have sex with them.Copy !req
345. Gentlemen?Copy !req
346. Good afternoon,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
347. A person who steals bodies
to have sex with themCopy !req
348. is called
a "necrophiliac".Copy !req
349. So that you all know
what to expect,Copy !req
350. my partner Alan has
drawn a sketchCopy !req
351. of what having sex with
a dead body might look like.Copy !req
352. Ewwwohh!Copy !req
353. Yes, we know
it's horrible.Copy !req
354. It's probably best
you not look at it.Copy !req
355. Now, Alan will demonstrate what
having sex with a dead bodyCopy !req
356. might sound like.Copy !req
357. Ewwwohh!Copy !req
358. Excuse me,
how is this helping?Copy !req
359. That's it, folks,
now we can all go to the docksCopy !req
360. and enjoy
the Halloween Haunt!Copy !req
361. No! Don't go to
the docks!Copy !req
362. Arrggh!Copy !req
363. Arrggh,
I'm Captain Blye!Copy !req
364. You landlubbers had better
stay away from the docks,Copy !req
365. or else there'll be
hell to pay!Copy !req
366. Fire the cannons!Copy !req
367. Ahh!Copy !req
368. Har har har!Copy !req
369. Arggggh!Copy !req
370. We won't warn ya again!Copy !req
371. Stay away from
our docks!Copy !req
372. I warned you!Copy !req
373. I told you this
would happen!Copy !req
374. When you allow bands like Korn
to come to townCopy !req
375. and play your heathenistic
Halloween concerts,Copy !req
376. this is what you get!Copy !req
377. Great rehearsal, gang,
that was really groovy!Copy !req
378. Let's practice one more time
before the show starts!Copy !req
379. Uh guys, I'm sorry,Copy !req
380. but the Halloween Haunt's
been cancelled.Copy !req
381. Cancelled?Copy !req
382. You best clear
outta here,Copy !req
383. there's pirate ghosts
and they'll kill ya.Copy !req
384. Well, gang, it looks like
we have to pack it up.Copy !req
385. Awwww!Copy !req
386. Goddammit, now what the hell
are we gonna do?Copy !req
387. Oh hey, the kids
from last night.Copy !req
388. Wow, is that the Antonio Banderas
Life-Sized Blow-Up Doll?Copy !req
389. Hey, Kenny.Copy !req
390. Say, what's the matter?Copy !req
391. You kids look
kinda glum.Copy !req
392. Somebody took
my dead grandma.Copy !req
393. What?Copy !req
394. We dug her up because we wanted
to scare these 5th graders,Copy !req
395. but then something
took her body away.Copy !req
396. Now she's doomed to walk
the Earth in limbo!Copy !req
397. Aw, I hate to see
little clowns cry.Copy !req
398. Well, that does it!Copy !req
399. Something funny
is going on here.Copy !req
400. Your missing grandma must
be connected somehowCopy !req
401. to those creepy
pirate ghosts.Copy !req
402. They're not pirate ghosts,
Jonathan,Copy !req
403. they're ghost pirates.
- Huh?Copy !req
404. "Pirate ghost" would suggest
that a pirate diedCopy !req
405. and became a ghost.Copy !req
406. But "ghost pirate"
is a ghostCopy !req
407. that later made a conscious
decision to be a pirate.Copy !req
408. No, David, then they are
"pirate ghosts",Copy !req
409. because they're
the ghosts of pirates.Copy !req
410. You're wrong, because there
were no pirates in Colorado.Copy !req
411. So, these must be ghosts that
decided to become pirates after the fact.Copy !req
412. But that makes them
pirate ghosts!Copy !req
413. No, it makes them
ghost pirates!Copy !req
414. Pirate ghosts!Copy !req
415. Guys! Guys! Guys!Copy !req
416. Fighting isn't gonna
solve anything!Copy !req
417. Don't you see, this is exactly
what those ghost piratesCopy !req
418. want us to do!Copy !req
419. Pirate ghosts!Copy !req
420. Then,
you'll help us?Copy !req
421. Sure we'll help you.Copy !req
422. If there's one thing we like
more than playing music,Copy !req
423. it's solving
a groovy mystery.Copy !req
424. Alright!Copy !req
425. Is everybody okay?Copy !req
426. People stealing bodies
to have sex with them,Copy !req
427. pirate ghosts destroying
the town...Copy !req
428. when did everything
go so wrong?Copy !req
429. I hate to say it, but I think
Priest Maxi was right.Copy !req
430. This is what we get for
celebrating HalloweenCopy !req
431. and allowing that band Korn
to come play.Copy !req
432. He's right! Nothing ever
went wrong in this town,Copy !req
433. before that evil Korn band
showed up!Copy !req
434. Well, I say
we go find themCopy !req
435. and kick their devil-worshiping
butts out of town!Copy !req
436. Yeah! Let's get 'em!Copy !req
437. Lynch mob!Copy !req
438. Down with Korn!Copy !req
439. So this is where you last saw
your dead grandma?Copy !req
440. Right, maybe there really
are pirate ghosts,Copy !req
441. and they took her inside!Copy !req
442. Alright, gang! We have to
split up and look for clues.Copy !req
443. How should we
split up?Copy !req
444. I know, let's have
everyone who enjoysCopy !req
445. having obstacles in their life which they can
overcome go this way,Copy !req
446. and everyone whose insecurities
sabotage their potentialCopy !req
447. to overcome those obstacles,
go that way.Copy !req
448. O-kay!Copy !req
449. Wow, that was easy.Copy !req
450. Here's their van!
Here's their van!Copy !req
451. Let's flip it over!Copy !req
452. Those bastards!
- Yeah!Copy !req
453. Okay, people,
let's try to stay orderly!Copy !req
454. The best way to do thisCopy !req
455. is all get on one side
and push it from the top.Copy !req
456. Devil worshipers!Copy !req
457. Yeah!Copy !req
458. C'mon, they gotta be
around here somewhere!Copy !req
459. This place gives me
the creeps.Copy !req
460. Say, this looks like
a clue...Copy !req
461. "Pirate Lore
of South Park".Copy !req
462. Hm, now why would pirate ghosts
need a book on pirates?Copy !req
463. W-what was that?Copy !req
464. The noise came from
in here.Copy !req
465. Stay close,
everybody.Copy !req
466. Oh no,
I lost my glasses!Copy !req
467. What does his dead grandma
look like?Copy !req
468. She was all like crunchy
and crispy and stuff.Copy !req
469. Hey, I got an idea,
we should set a groovy trap!Copy !req
470. Good idea!Copy !req
471. How do we trap a bunch
of pirate ghosts?Copy !req
472. We need something that might
catch their eye to use as bait.Copy !req
473. I know! Your Antonio
Banderas love doll!Copy !req
474. Oh no, this is my
Christmas present.Copy !req
475. If anything
happens to it,Copy !req
476. my mom will know
I opened it early.Copy !req
477. Come on, kid, we all
have to do our part.Copy !req
478. Even Antonio.Copy !req
479. My glasses got to be around
here somewhere...Copy !req
480. Is that you, Jonathan?Copy !req
481. Boy, am I glad to see you!
I lost my glasses.Copy !req
482. Arrrghghhh!Copy !req
483. Hey, you got a cold,
Jonathan?Copy !req
484. arrrrrggghh!Copy !req
485. Yeah, that's sounds like
a groovy song, man.Copy !req
486. Remember that one.Copy !req
487. Fieldy,
what are you doing?Copy !req
488. Oh, I was talking
to you, Jonathan.Copy !req
489. Hey, wait a minute.Copy !req
490. If you're over there,
then how can you be over here?Copy !req
491. Unless you're
actually a—Copy !req
492. p-p-pirate ghost!Copy !req
493. Aarrrrgghh!Copy !req
494. Okay, here's how
the trap will work:Copy !req
495. when the pirate ghosts
walk in,Copy !req
496. they should go right for
Antonio Banderas.Copy !req
497. When they hit
the super slippery floor,Copy !req
498. they'll slide onto
this mining cart,Copy !req
499. which should travel down this
path into the next room,Copy !req
500. where the fishnet
will fall on them.Copy !req
501. Wow, cool!Copy !req
502. Hey,
somebody's coming!Copy !req
503. Aaaaghgh!Copy !req
504. We've got to hide!Copy !req
505. Hey, there's
Antonio Banderas!Copy !req
506. He'll help us!Copy !req
507. Mr. Banderas—Copy !req
508. Jonathan, no!Copy !req
509. Aaahhhh!Copy !req
510. Oh, no!Copy !req
511. Aah!Copy !req
512. Hold on, guys!Copy !req
513. Alright, Korn!Copy !req
514. Time for you to
get out of town!Copy !req
515. Arrghghh!Copy !req
516. Aaaaaahhhh!Copy !req
517. Korn is sending their
demon minions upon us!Copy !req
518. Aaaaahhh!Copy !req
519. Alright, gang!Copy !req
520. Looks like we're gonna have to
use our special Korn powers!Copy !req
521. Korn powers vitalize!Copy !req
522. Munky! David!Copy !req
523. Fieldy! Head!Copy !req
524. Jonathan!Copy !req
525. Form of... corn!Copy !req
526. Alright!
Great job, gang!Copy !req
527. That didn't help at all!Copy !req
528. We know,
it's just cool to do.Copy !req
529. Aarrrgghh!Copy !req
530. Niblet!Copy !req
531. Niblet!Copy !req
532. What the hell
is that thing?Copy !req
533. You did it, Niblet,
you trapped them!Copy !req
534. Yeah, and now let's see who
these pirate ghosts really are!Copy !req
535. Oh, I guess they really were
pirate ghosts.Copy !req
536. Alright, Korn, you can stop
your demonic shenanigansCopy !req
537. and come downtown
with me!Copy !req
538. He he, look what
Niblet sees!Copy !req
539. Ohh!Copy !req
540. What the—Copy !req
541. Father Maxi?Copy !req
542. Well, what are you
waiting for, Barbrady?Copy !req
543. Arrest that band!Copy !req
544. Oh?Copy !req
545. No, arrest him!Copy !req
546. Huh?Copy !req
547. I think I've got this
groovy mystery solved!Copy !req
548. Well, I must say, I still
don't get this at all.Copy !req
549. It's simple, Priest Maxi didn't
want there to be a Halloween,Copy !req
550. so he decided to scare everyone
away from the docks.Copy !req
551. Yeah, and then he used this
flashlight and some cotton swabsCopy !req
552. to create the ghosts.Copy !req
553. Then all he needed was
some sound effects,Copy !req
554. created by this cup and
a piece of cheese.Copy !req
555. Aaarrgghh!Copy !req
556. And all he had to do then
was create a ghost ship,Copy !req
557. by using some candles,
a mirror, and two squirrels.Copy !req
558. Father, why did you
go to all this trouble?Copy !req
559. Because Halloween is an
abomination of God.Copy !req
560. I would anything to stop this
wretched, unholy holiday!Copy !req
561. Including killing people
and wreaking havocCopy !req
562. all over South Park?Copy !req
563. Don't you see that by
trying to stop HalloweenCopy !req
564. you've scared the hell
out of everybody?Copy !req
565. No.Copy !req
566. Okay, buddy, you can
explain downtown!Copy !req
567. Well, this is all
fine and good,Copy !req
568. but it doesn't explain what
happened to my mother's body.Copy !req
569. Yeah, where's Grandma?Copy !req
570. Blehhh!Copy !req
571. Eeewwww!Copy !req
572. Blehhh!Copy !req
573. There she is!Copy !req
574. Ooohhh!Copy !req
575. Well, thanks a lot,
Korn.Copy !req
576. Your Korn powers really
came through for us.Copy !req
577. Yes, we were
wrong about you.Copy !req
578. Will you please play
for our Halloween party?Copy !req
579. Well, sure!Copy !req
580. Why the heck not?Copy !req
581. Alright!Copy !req
582. Aaarrgghh!Copy !req
583. Oh no, the pirate ghosts
are back!Copy !req
584. Niblet!Copy !req
585. Uh-oh...Copy !req
586. Well, this sure has been
a wacky night.Copy !req
587. But me and the gang learned
a lot, and we hope you did, too.Copy !req
588. You all perceived us
to be mean, evil people,Copy !req
589. but really we're just
normal guys.Copy !req
590. And we all perceived
pirate ghosts to be real,Copy !req
591. when actually they were
just cotton swabs.Copy !req
592. So I guess the lesson is:Copy !req
593. it's easy to perceive something
some way and then be wrong.Copy !req
594. So we all need to learn to be
a little less perceptive.Copy !req
595. Yeah...Copy !req
596. The gang and I wrote
a song about itCopy !req
597. and it goes a little
something like this.Copy !req
598. And a-1 and a-2 and a—Copy !req
599. Booo!Copy !req
600. Booo!Copy !req
601. Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!Copy !req
602. Sweet!Copy !req
603. Antonio, noo!Copy !req
604. You son-of-a-bitch chicken
from outer space!Copy !req
605. Come back here!Copy !req
606. And the winner of
the costume contest is...Copy !req
607. Wendy, for her
Chewbacca costume!Copy !req
608. Come on up, Wendy.Copy !req