1. Wow. What a great episode.Copy !req
2. And look, Trey, our bacon
is cooked just right—Copy !req
3. not too soggy, not too crisp.Copy !req
4. Well, I've got the bread and
French dressing all prepared.Copy !req
5. So we remove the bacon...Copy !req
6. like so.Copy !req
7. Then we cover sparingly
with French dressing...Copy !req
8. put on the other slice
of bread...Copy !req
9. and garnish.Copy !req
10. Doesn't that look great?Copy !req
11. Mmm. Mmm!Copy !req
12. Hey, let's give some
to Macon.Copy !req
13. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
14. Macon likes his
with extra bacon.Copy !req
15. Here you go, buddy.
Yeah!Copy !req
16. Wow. Macon's really taken to
the bacon if I'm not mistaken.Copy !req
17. Well, now it's time to watch
our favorite episodeCopy !req
18. of "South Park"--
it's called "Summer Sucks."Copy !req
19. That's right, it's all about
that one week in the yearCopy !req
20. when summer actually comes
to South ParkCopy !req
21. and all the snow melts.Copy !req
22. This episode has a special
guest appearanceCopy !req
23. by Jonathan Katz of "Dr. Katz,
Professional Therapist."Copy !req
24. Well, sit back, relax,
and enjoy "Summer Sucks."Copy !req
25. Okay, children,Copy !req
26. I know that today is
the last day of schoolCopy !req
27. and that the last day
of school involves pranks,Copy !req
28. but this is going too far.Copy !req
29. Now, what have you done
with Mr. Hat?Copy !req
30. Children, I want Mr. Hat
back right now!Copy !req
31. The prank is over!Copy !req
32. You think I can't get along
without Mr. Hat, don't you?Copy !req
33. You think I can't
live without him.Copy !req
34. Well, I can.
He's just a puppet.Copy !req
35. I don't need him.Copy !req
36. You see, watch.Copy !req
37. God damn it, where the
did you put Mr. Hat?Copy !req
38. Oh, no, you don't.Copy !req
39. The school year's over,Copy !req
40. but summer vacation
doesn't startCopy !req
41. for you little bastardsCopy !req
42. until Mr. Hat is back
on my desk.Copy !req
43. Now, I'm gonna turn around,Copy !req
44. and when I turn back,
I expect to seeCopy !req
45. Mr. Hat lying right here.Copy !req
46. Okay.Copy !req
47. I'm gonna turn around now.Copy !req
48. Shit!
- Where did everybody go?Copy !req
49. Hooray!
- Summer!Copy !req
50. Oh, golly, Kevin, honey!Copy !req
51. - Good to see you again, son.Copy !req
52. - Looks like winter's
right around the corner.Copy !req
53. Better get some firewood ready.Copy !req
54. Oh, happy summer, gentlemen.
- Shut up, Pip.Copy !req
55. Righto. Enjoy some of
the summer for me, would you?Copy !req
56. What do you mean?
- Well, I have to spendCopy !req
57. my summer in summer school
because I can't be left alone.Copy !req
58. You see, my parents are dead.Copy !req
59. Your parents are dead?Copy !req
60. Goddamn, you suck, Pip.Copy !req
61. Oh, yeah, dude.
It's summer.Copy !req
62. That means we gotta
buy fireworks.Copy !req
63. I saved up enough money
to buy M-80s this year.Copy !req
64. I saw this movie once
where this guy stuckCopy !req
65. a firecracker up a cat's butt.Copy !req
66. Cool, maybe we can do that
to Cartman's cat.Copy !req
67. Hey! If you so much
as touch Kitty's ass,Copy !req
68. I'll put firecrackers
in your nut sackCopy !req
69. and blow your balls
all over your pants.Copy !req
70. Jesus, Cartman.Copy !req
71. - Hi, fellas.
Hi, Stu.Copy !req
72. What can I do for you?
- We want to buy M-80s.Copy !req
73. The kind that fit
in Cartman's cat's ass.Copy !req
74. Okay, that's it!Copy !req
75. Screw you guys, I'm going home.
- What a baby.Copy !req
76. So we'll have
ten M-80s please.Copy !req
77. I'm sorry, fellas.Copy !req
78. Haven't you heard?
- Heard what?Copy !req
79. All fireworks have been
banned in Colorado.Copy !req
80. What do you mean?Copy !req
81. It was in the paper
this morning.Copy !req
82. Dude, just 'cause
some stupid North Park kidCopy !req
83. blew his hands off,
we don't get to buy M-80s?Copy !req
84. Right.
- How can they do this to us?Copy !req
85. Doesn't anyone believe
in tradition anymore?Copy !req
86. Yeah, we've been playing with
firecrackers our whole lives.Copy !req
87. Killed Kenny.Copy !req
88. - Oo bastards.Copy !req
89. A summer without fireworks
is like...Copy !req
90. I don't know,
but it's like it sucks ass.Copy !req
91. Yeah, now what are
we supposed to do?Copy !req
92. I can still sell snakes.Copy !req
93. This is absurd,
we need fireworksCopy !req
94. for our Fourth of July
celebration at the lake.Copy !req
95. I don't care that some twerp
blew his hands off.Copy !req
96. We've got to have fireworks
for our picnic!Copy !req
97. Hold on, I've got another call.Copy !req
98. Hello? No, I don't know
where Mr. Hat is.Copy !req
99. Jesus, Garrison,
I've got bigger problems.Copy !req
100. Hello, yes...
now, what am I supposed to doCopy !req
101. about our Fourth of July show
at the lake?Copy !req
102. No, I don't want snakes.Copy !req
103. This is an outrage.Copy !req
104. Get me the mayor!Copy !req
105. I know that, smartass.Copy !req
106. I was being ironic.Copy !req
107. I'm sorry, Mayor,
but I couldn't findCopy !req
108. the little man in the boat.Copy !req
109. Well, keep looking.Copy !req
110. This is ridiculous.Copy !req
111. We can't have a celebration
without fireworks.Copy !req
112. Whoever heard of a Fourth
of July picnic with snakes?Copy !req
113. I like snakes.Copy !req
114. You light 'em,
and they grow and grow.Copy !req
115. Wait a minute, that's it!
I've got it!Copy !req
116. This Fourth of July,
South Park will make historyCopy !req
117. by having the largest snake
in the world!Copy !req
118. The press will love it.Copy !req
119. I'll be on the front p—
ooh...Copy !req
120. Oh, I found him.Copy !req
121. Man, it's hot out here.Copy !req
122. What do you guys want to do?Copy !req
123. We have the whole summer
to play.Copy !req
124. Dude, what are we
supposed to do?Copy !req
125. We always just played
with fireworks.Copy !req
126. I know, let's go sledding.
- Yeah.Copy !req
127. Come on, Cartman, get on.
- Stan?Copy !req
128. Let's go, dude, we're ready.Copy !req
129. What the hell
you waiting for, Cartman?Copy !req
130. - Guys, don't you noticeCopy !req
131. anything wrong
with this picture?Copy !req
132. Yeah, your fat ass
isn't on the sled.Copy !req
133. Ugh. Whatever.Copy !req
134. What the hell's going on?Copy !req
135. Hey, there, boys.
- Hi, Uncle Jimbo.Copy !req
136. How come you're not blowing
things up, it's summer!Copy !req
137. Didn't you hear?
They outlawed fireworksCopy !req
138. 'cause a little boy
blew off his hands.Copy !req
139. What?
- Yeah, they're not evenCopy !req
140. having 'em
at the lake this year.Copy !req
141. Oh, my God.
Well, don't worry, boys.Copy !req
142. Uncle Jimbo is on the case.Copy !req
143. Buckle your seatbelt, Ned.Copy !req
144. - Mm, where are we going?Copy !req
145. Mexico, my amigo.Copy !req
146. Mm, why are we going
to Mexico?Copy !req
147. To buy fireworks.Copy !req
148. Just 'cause some kid
blew off his handsCopy !req
149. doesn't mean the rest of us
have to suffer, now does it?Copy !req
150. Are fireworks legal
in Mexico?Copy !req
151. Hell, everything's
legal in Mexico.Copy !req
152. It's the American way.Copy !req
153. At the Dyno-Might
Firework Company,Copy !req
154. we have a commitment
to excellence.Copy !req
155. Our focus is on safety,
while the—Copy !req
156. Just cut to the chase
and tell us about the snake!Copy !req
157. Oh, okay.Copy !req
158. Now, the disk that we're making
is approximatelyCopy !req
159. 5,000 times bigger
than the average snake.Copy !req
160. Ooh!Copy !req
161. We'll have to fly it in
with three Comanche helicoptersCopy !req
162. and lower it onto the ground
at the lake.Copy !req
163. "Comanche helicopters"...Copy !req
164. Then we'll need
57 flamethrowersCopy !req
165. all set up around
the perimeter of the diskCopy !req
166. that are all triggered to fire
at the same time.Copy !req
167. - "Flamethrowers,
triggered at the same time."Copy !req
168. Once lit,
the snake will grow.Copy !req
169. And good times
will be had by all.Copy !req
170. Wonderful.
- Spectacular.Copy !req
171. Well, you see,
fireworks at the lakeCopy !req
172. will not only go on
but perhaps be the best ever.Copy !req
173. Wait a minute,
we're gonna need an orchestraCopy !req
174. to play
"The Stars and Stripes."Copy !req
175. Hey, how about the elementary
school orchestra?Copy !req
176. They did a great version
of "Mary Had a Little Lamb"Copy !req
177. at their last concert.Copy !req
178. Yes, get the school principal
on the phone,Copy !req
179. and we need somebody
to dress up like Uncle Remus.Copy !req
180. Mayor, I think
you mean Uncle Sam.Copy !req
181. Of course I do,
you asshole!Copy !req
182. Why does everything
have to suck so bad in summer?Copy !req
183. Hey, look, it's Mr. Garrison.Copy !req
184. - Hello, children.Copy !req
185. How is your summer going?Copy !req
186. Summer sucks ass,
Mr. Garrison.Copy !req
187. - Hey, have you found
Mr. Hat yet?Copy !req
188. Oh, oh, that old thing?Copy !req
189. I almost forgot he was gone.Copy !req
190. I don't need Mr. Hat.Copy !req
191. That's good.Copy !req
192. Mr. Hat is just a puppet.Copy !req
193. Yup.Copy !req
194. Mr. Hat isn't real.
- Right.Copy !req
195. Hey, you guys,
my mom signed me upCopy !req
196. for swimming lessons
at the community pool.Copy !req
197. You want to come?Copy !req
198. Swimming lessons?Copy !req
199. Dude, that is the lamest thing
I've ever heard.Copy !req
200. It is not!
- Everyone knowsCopy !req
201. that the first graders pee
in the community pool.Copy !req
202. Yeah, Cartman,
you're swimming aroundCopy !req
203. in first grader pee.Copy !req
204. I'm not swimming around
in pee!Copy !req
205. Whatever, dude.Copy !req
206. - My mom says if I take
swimming lessons,Copy !req
207. I can be in
the Olympics someday.Copy !req
208. - Yeah, the Fat-Ass Olympics.Copy !req
209. - I am trying to make
the best of a bad situation!Copy !req
210. I don't need to hear crapCopy !req
211. from a bunch of hippie freaks
living in denial!Copy !req
212. Screw you guys, I'm going home.Copy !req
213. But, Cartman,
we're trying—Copy !req
214. No, screw you guys, home.Copy !req
215. What does he mean,
living in denial?Copy !req
216. Dude, it's Cartman, he's just
being a dumb-ass like always.Copy !req
217. - There, how does that look?Copy !req
218. Like a big hunk of dirtCopy !req
219. with a carrot
sticking out of it.Copy !req
220. Ah, crap.Copy !req
221. Okay, kids,
everyone in the pool.Copy !req
222. Come on, Eric,
we're gonna start now.Copy !req
223. Nuh-uh!
- Just jump in.Copy !req
224. I don't wanna.Copy !req
225. It's not gonna hurt you, hon.Copy !req
226. Just do it.Copy !req
227. There you go.Copy !req
228. Now, just let the first graders
swim by you,Copy !req
229. and then head towards us.Copy !req
230. - Huh, first graders?Copy !req
231. Aw, weak! Weak!Copy !req
232. Ah, you sons of bitches!Copy !req
233. - Where the hell is
our firework?Copy !req
234. We only have 24 hours.Copy !req
235. I'm sure it'll be here
any second.Copy !req
236. Shut up!
- Copy that.Copy !req
237. - Okay, children,
I'm sure we're a little rusty.Copy !req
238. Where's Eric Cartman?Copy !req
239. He's taking swimming lessons.
- Oh, dear.Copy !req
240. How are we supposed
to sound goodCopy !req
241. without our
French horn section?Copy !req
242. Well, let's try
some scales first.Copy !req
243. C scale first. And...Copy !req
244. Okay, that was pretty good.Copy !req
245. Let's play Mozart's
"Symphony No. 5."Copy !req
246. Oh, we're doomed...
our Fourth of July celebrationCopy !req
247. is going to have no fireworks
and a bunch of tone-deafCopy !req
248. little playing—
wait a minute.Copy !req
249. It's the snake!Copy !req
250. Let's move along, people.Copy !req
251. If you've seen one
giant snake thingy firework,Copy !req
252. you've seen 'em all.Copy !req
253. - Call everybody.
The show's back on.Copy !req
254. Come on, we've only
got one day to prepare!Copy !req
255. Buenos días, mi amigo.Copy !req
256. Yo soy
una Americana spectacular.Copy !req
257. - Que?Copy !req
258. Yo necesito
el fireworko spectacularrr.Copy !req
259. No moleste
el gato spectacularrr.Copy !req
260. Would you look at that, Ned?Copy !req
261. That's a Tijuana bottle rocket.Copy !req
262. These babies have enough power
to blast a fire holeCopy !req
263. right through the ozone.Copy !req
264. They're spectacularrr.Copy !req
265. Ned, it's our job
to get these to childrenCopy !req
266. all over America
for the Fourth of July.Copy !req
267. We'll be like Santa Claus
on Christmas morning.Copy !req
268. Bueno.Copy !req
269. Hello?
- Hello, is Mr. Hat there?Copy !req
270. - Is this some kind of joke?
- Yes.Copy !req
271. You go to hell!Copy !req
272. You go to hell and you die!Copy !req
273. I'm gonna find out who you are.Copy !req
274. I don't think you can,
mm-kay?Copy !req
275. God damn it!Copy !req
276. So, Lamb Chop, what would
you like to do today?Copy !req
277. Well, I'd like
to sing you a song.Copy !req
278. Hey, let's sing one together.Copy !req
279. No, Lamb Chop, no!Copy !req
280. Sherry, help me!Copy !req
281. It burns! It burns!Copy !req
282. Eric, you have to get in
the deep end sooner or later.Copy !req
283. Later's fine.
- Just do your sidestroke.Copy !req
284. I only know how
to do it doggy style.Copy !req
285. That's doggy paddle, Eric.Copy !req
286. Now, come over here.Copy !req
287. Can I do it doggy style?Copy !req
288. Okay.Copy !req
289. That's it, that's it,
you can do it!Copy !req
290. Ah, damn it!Copy !req
291. Ah, not again!Copy !req
292. Come on, Eric.
- No way! Sons of bitches!Copy !req
293. I'm going home.Copy !req
294. The Fourth of July
is finally here,Copy !req
295. and with the statewide ban
on fireworks,Copy !req
296. people from all over Colorado
are flocking to South Park.Copy !req
297. Here with a special reportCopy !req
298. is a normal-looking guy
with a funny name.Copy !req
299. Thanks, Tom,
it looks like the firework banCopy !req
300. won't be putting a damperCopy !req
301. on one town's
festivities tonight.Copy !req
302. I'm here at Stark's Pond
in South ParkCopy !req
303. where the crowd of residents
and scores of touristsCopy !req
304. anxiously await the lightingCopy !req
305. of the largest snake
in human history.Copy !req
306. Now, as most of you
will probably remember,Copy !req
307. snakes are these little
round disks that you lightCopy !req
308. and they spew out
a little snake of black ash.Copy !req
309. Well, the South Park snake
is over half a mile in diameterCopy !req
310. and 20 stories high.Copy !req
311. I'm told that this event
won't beginCopy !req
312. until the sun goes down
and night is upon us.Copy !req
313. All righty, then,
looks like we're ready.Copy !req
314. - How are your swimming
lessons going, Cartman?Copy !req
315. Fine.Copy !req
316. I heard you won't even
get in the deep end.Copy !req
317. Well, you heard wrong,
hippie!Copy !req
318. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
319. good citizens of Colorado,
it's my pleasureCopy !req
320. to be the first person
to wish you allCopy !req
321. a happy Fourth of July!Copy !req
322. Let's start
with our school bandCopy !req
323. playing
"The Stars and Stripes."Copy !req
324. This is it.Copy !req
325. And a one and a two and a...Copy !req
326. What the is that?Copy !req
327. I think
it's "The Stars and Stripes."Copy !req
328. Oh, hell, light the snake.Copy !req
329. Ooh...Copy !req
330. Aah...Copy !req
331. All right, Ned,
now, we're coming upCopy !req
332. to the American border—
they can't knowCopy !req
333. that we have fireworks
in the trunk.Copy !req
334. Just let me do the talking.Copy !req
335. I guess that goes
without saying, doesn't it?Copy !req
336. Good evening, gentlemen.Copy !req
337. Hello there, fellow American.Copy !req
338. We're just anxious
to get back to our homeland.Copy !req
339. All right, I just need
to ask you a few questions.Copy !req
340. - Fire away,
we have nothing to hide.Copy !req
341. - Is anyone
other than the two of youCopy !req
342. traveling in this vehicle?
- No, sir.Copy !req
343. - Do you have any firearms
or explosives in the car?Copy !req
344. - Yeah.
I mean, no, no!Copy !req
345. - Open your trunk please, sir.Copy !req
346. - Damn! Damn!Copy !req
347. I always get
that question wrong.Copy !req
348. - My God, it's beautiful...
it never fails to amaze meCopy !req
349. how I manage
to overcome adversity.Copy !req
350. Say, Charlie,
when does that thing die out?Copy !req
351. Die out?
- Yes, you know, expire, end.Copy !req
352. Hello?
I'm asking you when it stops!Copy !req
353. Uh, I'm not sure,
I-I never made one this big.Copy !req
354. I guess we didn't quite
think this through, did we?Copy !req
355. What?Copy !req
356. Dude, that thing is huge!Copy !req
357. Yeah, they need
to shut it off.Copy !req
358. Hey, you guys are
screwing up the song!Copy !req
359. Somebody stop it!Copy !req
360. It's out of control!Copy !req
361. Kenny, watch out!Copy !req
362. Oh, my God!
They killed Kenny!Copy !req
363. You bastards!Copy !req
364. Oh, my God.Copy !req
365. You tell me how much longer
this thing is gonna last!Copy !req
366. Uh, let's see, a normal size
snake lasts three minutes.Copy !req
367. This is...Copy !req
368. So when does it run out?
- November, of next year.Copy !req
369. Oh, hell.Copy !req
370. Well, we're coming up
on nine hours,Copy !req
371. and the giant snake
of South ParkCopy !req
372. shows no signs of stopping.Copy !req
373. Residents have tried
everything from fire hosesCopy !req
374. to yelling at it
to make the snake stop,Copy !req
375. but nothing seems to work.Copy !req
376. Thanks, Creamy...
police are advisingCopy !req
377. all citizens to stay indoors,Copy !req
378. not breathe the ash and air,Copy !req
379. and not ever light
any giant snakesCopy !req
380. in the near future.Copy !req
381. Man, this sucks.
- What should we do, dude?Copy !req
382. That big snake keeps growing.Copy !req
383. It's gonna demolish
the whole state soon.Copy !req
384. We should do
what we always do.Copy !req
385. Ask Chef for help.
- Where is Chef?Copy !req
386. Ooh, that's right.Copy !req
387. Hello?
What?Copy !req
388. Oh, hello, children!Copy !req
389. It's a what?Copy !req
390. A giant snake?Copy !req
391. Killing everybody?Copy !req
392. Growing bigger?Copy !req
393. Children, you know
I rarely say this,Copy !req
394. but, well... futch ya.Copy !req
395. What'd he say?Copy !req
396. Dude, I think he told us
to go ourselves.Copy !req
397. Wow!
- How's that gonna help?Copy !req
398. All over America,Copy !req
399. the effects
of the giant ash snakeCopy !req
400. of South Park can be seen.Copy !req
401. Yea, let the spirit
of Heavenly FatherCopy !req
402. be blessed upon you.Copy !req
403. From this day on,
all will be well.Copy !req
404. I already feel like
things are getting better.Copy !req
405. And I can't sleep or think.Copy !req
406. Where would he have gone?
Why would he leave?Copy !req
407. Well, let me ask you this:
why...Copy !req
408. wh-where do you think...
Mr. Hat went?Copy !req
409. How the
should I know?Copy !req
410. If I knew that,
I wouldn't be seeingCopy !req
411. a psychiatrist,
would I?Copy !req
412. Well, I guess I see
what you're saying, yeah.Copy !req
413. At first I was sure
one of the children took him,Copy !req
414. but then I remembered
that Mr. Hat and ICopy !req
415. actually had a fight
that morning.Copy !req
416. Um...Copy !req
417. Are you gay?
- What?Copy !req
418. It's-it's just—
it's just a question.Copy !req
419. Are you propositioning me?
- No.Copy !req
420. Well, I can tell you
that I'm 100% not gay.Copy !req
421. Well, I believe you.Copy !req
422. I absolutely believe you.Copy !req
423. Mr. Hat, on the other hand.
- Mr. Hat was gay?Copy !req
424. Sometimes he fantasizes
about same sex relations.Copy !req
425. I see.Copy !req
426. Sometimes Mr. Hat
liked to pretendCopy !req
427. he was in a sauna
with Brett FavreCopy !req
428. and a bottle
of Thousand Island dressing.Copy !req
429. That I did not need to know.
- Well, I'm just saying.Copy !req
430. - Mr. Garrison,
I think that Mr. Hat wasCopy !req
431. actually your gay side
trying to come out.Copy !req
432. You see, it's you that's gay,Copy !req
433. but-but you're in denial,
so you act outCopy !req
434. your gay persona
with a homosexual puppet.Copy !req
435. What do you think about that?Copy !req
436. I think you're the loony one
in this room.Copy !req
437. Serves you right,
you gay-bashing homo.Copy !req
438. Well, Ned, looks like
we missed Fourth of July again.Copy !req
439. Mm... yup.Copy !req
440. Damn it, those poor kids
must have been so disappointedCopy !req
441. to have nothing but them
stupid wussy snakes to light.Copy !req
442. - Mm, well,
better luck next year.Copy !req
443. - Yeah, you're right.Copy !req
444. Okay, let's try again.Copy !req
445. Mm, is anyone
other than the two of youCopy !req
446. traveling in this vehicle?Copy !req
447. No.Copy !req
448. Mm, do you have any firearmsCopy !req
449. or explosives in the car?Copy !req
450. Yes?Copy !req
451. Damn it, I got it wrong again!Copy !req
452. What's the answer again?Copy !req
453. Holy smokes!Copy !req
454. What the hell is that?Copy !req
455. Mm, it looks like my ex-wife.Copy !req
456. Quick, Ned,
this is our chance.Copy !req
457. The Hummer's outside.Copy !req
458. Hi, I haven't seen
you in here before.Copy !req
459. As more and more cities
are affected by the growing ashCopy !req
460. and the death toll rises
to 3,000,Copy !req
461. people from all over
the country are lookingCopy !req
462. to the mayor of South Park
for answers.Copy !req
463. And it appears as if the mayorCopy !req
464. is going to explain
matters now.Copy !req
465. Uh, ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
466. the mayor of South Park regretsCopy !req
467. that she cannot
be here herself,Copy !req
468. but she is... sick.Copy !req
469. Sick? What kind of
lame excuse is that?Copy !req
470. You gotta be kidding me!Copy !req
471. Aw, this is ridiculous!Copy !req
472. Come on, we want answers!Copy !req
473. Sh-she's having her period.Copy !req
474. Oh.Copy !req
475. - We do, however,
have an official statementCopy !req
476. for all the concerned citiesCopy !req
477. about the matter
with the giant snakeCopy !req
478. that we can't seem to put out.Copy !req
479. "We're sorry.
Our bad."Copy !req
480. Thank you, that is all.Copy !req
481. Okay.Copy !req
482. No first graders around.Copy !req
483. I can swim to the deep end.Copy !req
484. I can do it.
I can do it.Copy !req
485. I can—
I'm gonna make it.Copy !req
486. How many days left in summer?
- A lot, I think.Copy !req
487. Damn it,
I just want it to snow again.Copy !req
488. I don't think
it matters, dude.Copy !req
489. This giant snake
is gonna kill everyone soon.Copy !req
490. Buenos gracias, boys.
- Hi, Uncle Jimbo.Copy !req
491. Aw, now, why the long faces?Copy !req
492. We're bored.
- There's nothing to do.Copy !req
493. Well, I don't think
those are problemsCopy !req
494. that some Tijuana
bottle rockets can't solve.Copy !req
495. Hooray!Copy !req
496. Careful with those, now,
those are dangerous.Copy !req
497. Point 'em away
from your eyes, now.Copy !req
498. Wow, these are huge.Copy !req
499. Aw, look at 'em, Ned.Copy !req
500. Look how much happinessCopy !req
501. a little firepower can bring
to a child.Copy !req
502. Hey, look,
we blew up the snake!Copy !req
503. All the ash from the snake
is putting the flame out.Copy !req
504. Well, how do you like that?Copy !req
505. Bottle rockets saved
the Fourth of July.Copy !req
506. Hooray!Copy !req
507. I'm gonna make it.Copy !req
508. I'm gonna make it
to the deep end.Copy !req
509. I did it!
I did it!Copy !req
510. I made it to the deep end!Copy !req
511. Hooray for me!Copy !req
512. The snake's been destroyed!Copy !req
513. The pool's open!Copy !req
514. Huh?Copy !req
515. No, no! You sons of bitches!Copy !req
516. Sons of bitches!Copy !req
517. Look, they put out the snake!
Yay!Copy !req
518. Yes! Apparently my plan
to blow up the snakeCopy !req
519. worked perfectly.Copy !req
520. Hey, look, it's snowing!Copy !req
521. - Well, it's snowing black ash,
but what the hell?Copy !req
522. Winter's back!
- Wow, it's a black blizzard.Copy !req
523. Mr. Garrison,
where's Mr. Hat?Copy !req
524. Oh, I'm through with Mr. Hat.Copy !req
525. He's a two-timing whore.Copy !req
526. From now on, children,Copy !req
527. you're all gonna be learning
from Mr. Twig.Copy !req
528. That's right, children.Copy !req
529. I'll see you in the fall.
- Oh, I can hardly wait.Copy !req
530. - Hey, children, everybody,
I'm back!Copy !req
531. I'm back from Aruba!Copy !req
532. What the...Copy !req
533. - Hey, Chef.
- How's it going?Copy !req
534. - Howdy, Chef,
how was your summer vacation?Copy !req
535. - Okay, everybody get in a line
so I can whup all your asses.Copy !req