1. - Oh, hi, everybody.Copy !req
2. - You just caught Matt and I
doing what we love to do most,Copy !req
3. entertaining senior citizens at
a retirement home.Copy !req
4. Say hi to the "South Park"
fans, gang.Copy !req
5. Say hi to the "South Park"
fans, I said!Copy !req
6. Hi.Copy !req
7. - We're glad you're watching
this episode of "South Park,"Copy !req
8. because it's our favorite
episode.Copy !req
9. That's right; it's called
"Conjoined Fetus Lady,"Copy !req
10. and it's all about the kids'
excitingCopy !req
11. dodgeball tournament in China.Copy !req
12. Trey and I got the idea for
this episode when we visitedCopy !req
13. Beijing, China, together.Copy !req
14. That's right; we saw the
Great Wall,Copy !req
15. the Forbidden City,
and even Tiananmen Square,Copy !req
16. where Chinese students
were killed by soldiers.Copy !req
17. Here we are reenacting the
Tiananmen Square massacre.Copy !req
18. - After we got out of jail for
reenactingCopy !req
19. the Tiananmen Square massacre,
we went back home and thought,Copy !req
20. "Wow, China is really stupid.
Let's make fun of it."Copy !req
21. So we did.Copy !req
22. And this show also has that
old "woman who has a twin thatCopy !req
23. died during childbirth attached
to her head" joke in it.Copy !req
24. Isn't that funny, gang?Copy !req
25. Isn't that funny, I said?Copy !req
26. Answer him, you
pieces of.Copy !req
27. - God damn it.
- We come and performCopy !req
28. for you, and you sit there like
a bunch of corpses.Copy !req
29. - you.
- I hate you.Copy !req
30. So sit back, relax, and
enjoy "Conjoined Fetus Lady."Copy !req
31. Okay, children,
it's Friday.Copy !req
32. And you know what that means
for P.E. class.Copy !req
33. We're gonna
play dodgeball.Copy !req
34. We don't want to
play dodgeball. It hurts.Copy !req
35. Yeah.
- So let's have halfCopy !req
36. the children on this side,Copy !req
37. and half the children
on that side.Copy !req
38. Excuse me a moment,
gentlemen.Copy !req
39. I don't believe I know how
to play dodgeball.Copy !req
40. - What? Don't you have
dodgeball in France?Copy !req
41. Well, no, and actually
I'm not from France.Copy !req
42. Look, Pip,
the rules are simple.Copy !req
43. A kid from that team tries
to bean a kid on our teamCopy !req
44. in the head with
a big red ball.Copy !req
45. Oh, dear.Copy !req
46. If the ball hits you,
you're out.Copy !req
47. But if you catch the ball,
he's out.Copy !req
48. And the last team to still
have anybody standing wins.Copy !req
49. Oh, what
jolly good fun.Copy !req
50. No, it isn't,
it hurts!Copy !req
51. I can't believe they let us
play this in school.Copy !req
52. Play ball!Copy !req
53. Ow!Copy !req
54. - Damn it,
we lost one already!Copy !req
55. - You're out, Clyde.Copy !req
56. Jordan, Swanson,
pull forward, we need backup.Copy !req
57. We're losing men
fast out here.Copy !req
58. Concentrate on your game.
Be the ball.Copy !req
59. I caught it.
I caught it!Copy !req
60. Great catch, Kyle.
Now your team's on offense.Copy !req
61. Here, Pip,
you throw.Copy !req
62. Oh, no, I couldn't.Copy !req
63. Come on, limey,
don't be a wuss.Copy !req
64. Are you gonna be a French
pansy your whole life?Copy !req
65. I'm not French.Copy !req
66. Throw the ball,
you stupid frog!Copy !req
67. God damn, maybe if you didn't
eat all those croissants,Copy !req
68. you'd be able—
Ow!Copy !req
69. Okay, that was
pretty good, Pip.Copy !req
70. But you're supposed to hit
the kids on the other team.Copy !req
71. Ow, my nose!
You broke my nose!Copy !req
72. - Damn, Pip, I didn't know
you had it in you.Copy !req
73. Oh, I'm dreadfully sorry.Copy !req
74. That nose is bleeding
pretty bad, Kyle.Copy !req
75. I think you might have to go
to the nurse's office.Copy !req
76. No, no,
it'll be okay.Copy !req
77. Sorry, son, you'll have to
let the nurse look at it.Copy !req
78. Come on.
- No! No!Copy !req
79. - Dude, he's going
to the nurse's office.Copy !req
80. I heard the school nurse
is hideously deformed.Copy !req
81. I heard she has tentacles
and eats children for lunch.Copy !req
82. Stan, has anybody
actually seen the nurseCopy !req
83. and come back
to tell about it?Copy !req
84. No, Cartman,
nobody ever has.Copy !req
85. Are you
Kyle Broflovski?Copy !req
86. Yes.Copy !req
87. I'm the school nurse.Copy !req
88. Did you hurt your nose?Copy !req
89. Y-yes.Copy !req
90. Young man, why do you have
your eyes closed?Copy !req
91. I'm not gonna hurt you.Copy !req
92. I know.
- So open them.Copy !req
93. Oh.Copy !req
94. Whew.Copy !req
95. - Now, what seems
to be the problem?Copy !req
96. I just hit my nose
playing dodgeball.Copy !req
97. Oh, well, I'll get you
an ice pack.Copy !req
98. What?Copy !req
99. Oh, I see you've
noticed my disorder.Copy !req
100. I have a stillborn fetus growth
attached to my head.Copy !req
101. And when she moved up and down,
the little fetus jiggled.Copy !req
102. Ew!Copy !req
103. Did it talk?Copy !req
104. The little fetus, did it talk?
- No, no. It looked dead.Copy !req
105. Ew!Copy !req
106. Was it
wearing clothes?Copy !req
107. Dude, where is she gonna
get fetus clothes?Copy !req
108. Oh, yeah.
- Ew.Copy !req
109. Ew!Copy !req
110. And then she walked over—
- Kyle, that is enough!Copy !req
111. I've been reading up on
your poor nurse's conditionCopy !req
112. and it is nothing
to be made fun of.Copy !req
113. It's called
"conjoined twin myslexia."Copy !req
114. Who the hell cares
what it's called,Copy !req
115. as long as she
doesn't touch me.Copy !req
116. Now, that's just
the kind of unawarenessCopy !req
117. that we need to
fight against.Copy !req
118. Sit down, boys.Copy !req
119. You see, boys, sometimes
when babies are born,Copy !req
120. they're born
as twins.Copy !req
121. But sometimes the twins
get hooked togetherCopy !req
122. and they're born
as Siamese twins.Copy !req
123. Gross!Copy !req
124. But sometimes,Copy !req
125. after the Siamese twins
are joined together,Copy !req
126. one of the twins
dies before birth.Copy !req
127. The living baby is born with
the dead baby still attached.Copy !req
128. Sometimes this dead twin
is inside the living person,Copy !req
129. so even you could have
a dead twin inside youCopy !req
130. and not even
know it.Copy !req
131. So now that you're educated
about her disease,Copy !req
132. you won't need to make fun
of her, right, booby?Copy !req
133. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
134. Can you imagine
that poor, poor woman?Copy !req
135. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
136. - Feeling like an outcast,
being ridiculed every day.Copy !req
137. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
138. Hello?Copy !req
139. Hello, Sheila,
it's Sharon, Stan's mother.Copy !req
140. Oh, yes, hello, Sharon.Copy !req
141. Sheila, I was just wondering
if you might knowCopy !req
142. why my son is trying to split
his head open with an ice pick.Copy !req
143. No, I have
to get it out!Copy !req
144. Well, Sharon, I was trying
to educate themCopy !req
145. about
conjoined twin myslexia.Copy !req
146. So this is your fault.
- Okay—oh—damn it!Copy !req
147. Would you
do me a favor?Copy !req
148. Next time you want to scare
the hell out of my child,Copy !req
149. just go outside
and sit in the roadCopy !req
150. till a truck
runs you over instead.Copy !req
151. That does it!Copy !req
152. I must educate the entire town
about this awful disease!Copy !req
153. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
154. Dude, I don't get it.Copy !req
155. Why are we playing
dodgeball again?Copy !req
156. Yeah, I thought we only
play it on Fridays.Copy !req
157. Children, great news!Copy !req
158. We've been asked to play in
the state finals for dodgeball.Copy !req
159. Aw, do we have to?Copy !req
160. Can't we play with that big
parachute again or something?Copy !req
161. You don't understand,
children,Copy !req
162. if we can win state,Copy !req
163. we can play in the nationals
in Washington D.C.Copy !req
164. Hey, they have
a zoo there!Copy !req
165. That's right.
Now, come on,Copy !req
166. we have a lot
of practicing to do.Copy !req
167. - Aren't we supposed
to have won somethingCopy !req
168. in order to go
to state finals?Copy !req
169. Hey, Pip, you want to be
on my team again?Copy !req
170. I'd love to!Copy !req
171. Yeah, just try not to send
anybodyCopy !req
172. to that monster nurse
this time, Frenchy.Copy !req
173. - Hey, I get quite disturbed
when you call me that!Copy !req
174. You shouldn't make fun
of foreigners.Copy !req
175. And besides,
I hate French people.Copy !req
176. Well, Mrs. Broflovski,
it certainly is a thrillCopy !req
177. seeing your
cheery face again.Copy !req
178. What seems to be
pissing you off today?Copy !req
179. Nothing is pissing me off.Copy !req
180. I just want to
start a movement!Copy !req
181. Of course you do.Copy !req
182. I want to talk to you all
about your school nurse.Copy !req
183. Nurse Gollum is absolutely
qualified to be a—Copy !req
184. No, no, no, I'm not
upset about her.Copy !req
185. I want to make
the public aware of her.Copy !req
186. Her disease should be
brought to lightCopy !req
187. so that it could be understood
rather than made fun of.Copy !req
188. Ooh, and, uh,
what disease is that?Copy !req
189. Principal Victoria,Copy !req
190. Nurse Gollum has
conjoined twin myslexia.Copy !req
191. What's that?Copy !req
192. - She has a dead fetus
attached to her head.Copy !req
193. She does?Copy !req
194. You, uh—you never
noticed that?Copy !req
195. No, I never did.Copy !req
196. Well, that's exactly
what I'm talking about.Copy !req
197. This poor woman is forced
to live in the shadowsCopy !req
198. because she feels
like an outcast.Copy !req
199. It is up to us to make her
feel comfortableCopy !req
200. and welcome
in our town.Copy !req
201. Did you say a fetus
sticking out from her head?Copy !req
202. I want to invite your nurse
to a dinner partyCopy !req
203. at my house
this evening.Copy !req
204. I'd appreciate it if both you
and Mr. Mackey would attend.Copy !req
205. Do we have to eat
kosher stuff?Copy !req
206. Well, I'll talk to Nurse
Gollum,Copy !req
207. but I'm sure she'll be
delighted.Copy !req
208. Let's say around 8:00?Copy !req
209. Wonderful.Copy !req
210. Now, you did say she has
a fetus on her head?Copy !req
211. Okay, children,Copy !req
212. now who's gonna
win the state finals?Copy !req
213. Denver?Copy !req
214. I think we need to
get off on this exit.Copy !req
215. Sit down, kid!Copy !req
216. But it's quicker to get to
the Denver school that way.Copy !req
217. Do you want
an office referral?Copy !req
218. How many times do I have to
explain this to you?Copy !req
219. I'm not a student.Copy !req
220. You can't give me
an office referral.Copy !req
221. I said, sit down!Copy !req
222. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
223. Whoa, dude,
this is a school?Copy !req
224. Hello there.
I'm Bob Thomas,Copy !req
225. the coach for
the Denver Cougars.Copy !req
226. I'm Chef, coach of
the South Park Cows.Copy !req
227. Well, I certainly
want to thank youCopy !req
228. for bringing
your team down.Copy !req
229. Apparently nobody else
would play usCopy !req
230. because they knew
we'd just beat them silly.Copy !req
231. So I told
the school boardCopy !req
232. to find me some hick school
from the mountains,Copy !req
233. and here you are.Copy !req
234. You're from
South Park, yeah?Copy !req
235. Yeah.Copy !req
236. My God, amazing where people
can live nowadays.Copy !req
237. Well, we might as well
get this over with,Copy !req
238. we got to start
thinking about D.C.Copy !req
239. Promise we won't
make it too painful.Copy !req
240. - Play ball!Copy !req
241. So where did you get
your degree, Nurse Gollum?Copy !req
242. Colorado State.Copy !req
243. Oh!Copy !req
244. Sheila, could you
pass me the dead fetus?Copy !req
245. I mean, gravy.Copy !req
246. Ow!Copy !req
247. Damn it, come on!Copy !req
248. Somebody catch the ball!Copy !req
249. All right, boys, just five
moreCopy !req
250. of the little bastards
to go!Copy !req
251. I caught it.
I caught it!Copy !req
252. Aw, that's not fair.Copy !req
253. He's so fat,
it stuck in his belly.Copy !req
254. South Park on offense!Copy !req
255. Great job, children,
just stay focused now.Copy !req
256. Go for it, Pip.Copy !req
257. Oh, bother.Copy !req
258. Come on, you Frenchy
little frog!Copy !req
259. Whoa,
great shot, Pip!Copy !req
260. So I hear that
the South Park CowsCopy !req
261. are playing for the state
finals in dodgeball tonight.Copy !req
262. Yeah, but, you know,
it doesn't matter, though.Copy !req
263. The Denver team
always wins, okay.Copy !req
264. Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
265. I think our boys might just
have the dead fetus to win.Copy !req
266. Heart!Copy !req
267. Gerald,
keep your damn mouth shut!Copy !req
268. It's okay,
Ms. Broflovski, really.Copy !req
269. - Please forgive us.Copy !req
270. I'm terribly sorry,
Nurse Gollum.Copy !req
271. No, I'm quite
secure with it.Copy !req
272. - I have felt so badCopy !req
273. ever since I heard the boys
making fun of you.Copy !req
274. They're just young boys.Copy !req
275. Joking is a way for them
to come to termsCopy !req
276. with what they
don't understand.Copy !req
277. Could I get
some more pork?Copy !req
278. So did you ever think
of just, you know,Copy !req
279. having it cut off?Copy !req
280. Yes, Principal Victoria,
the thought had occurred to me.Copy !req
281. Unfortunately,
it would mean my death.Copy !req
282. Oh, so I suppose
that's out.Copy !req
283. How about a hat, then?Copy !req
284. No, really—Copy !req
285. Yes, we could
get you a few hats,Copy !req
286. and wear a different one
every day—no big whoop.Copy !req
287. I really appreciate
what you're trying to do here,Copy !req
288. but it's not necessary.Copy !req
289. I'm a pretty happy person.Copy !req
290. I've got it!Copy !req
291. We could set aside a whole week
to make the public awareCopy !req
292. of folks just like you!Copy !req
293. Oh, yes.Copy !req
294. A conjoined twin myslexia
awareness week.Copy !req
295. You know, that has a nice ring.Copy !req
296. But I don't think—Copy !req
297. The school could put out
pamphlets, okay.Copy !req
298. And we could have seminars
to educate, okay.Copy !req
299. Oh, this is so exciting!Copy !req
300. I'm gonna get the mayor
on the phone right now!Copy !req
301. You got
just one more, Pip.Copy !req
302. You get this kid,
and we are state champions.Copy !req
303. Yeah,
and if you don't,Copy !req
304. you're a big dumb-ass
European hippie piece of crap!Copy !req
305. Get him, Frenchy.Copy !req
306. South Park wins!Copy !req
307. We did it, children!
We did it.Copy !req
308. We're going to
Washington D.C.!Copy !req
309. Owee, it hurts.Copy !req
310. Owee!Copy !req
311. Mommy, it hurts,
it hurts!Copy !req
312. Oh, sorry about whupping
your ass there, Coach!Copy !req
313. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
314. this is indeed a great week
for South Park.Copy !req
315. Miss Hermans has opened
the east wing of the library,Copy !req
316. and our own South Park Cows
elementary school dodgeball teamCopy !req
317. is going to
the national finals!Copy !req
318. Where they will undoubtedly
be beaten senselessCopy !req
319. by the
Washington team.Copy !req
320. But most importantly, this week
has brought to my attentionCopy !req
321. a very serious
and dreaded disease,Copy !req
322. conjoined twin myslexia.Copy !req
323. And so it is
in honor of thisCopy !req
324. that I declare
this exciting weekCopy !req
325. as conjoined twin
myslexia week!Copy !req
326. And now let's kick off
our week-long festivitiesCopy !req
327. with the first annual
grand conjoined parade!Copy !req
328. Let's hear it
for these brave souls!Copy !req
329. What a glorious parade
that was.Copy !req
330. Let's hear it for
the parade coordinators!Copy !req
331. You know, Mayor, I really
should beCopy !req
332. accompanying those
kids to WashingtonCopy !req
333. in case
they get hurt.Copy !req
334. That is my job.Copy !req
335. Nonsense, this is your week.
You aren't going anywhere.Copy !req
336. - How much further is
Washington D.C.?Copy !req
337. Sit down, kid!Copy !req
338. - I need to know
how far it is, lady.Copy !req
339. I said, sit down!Copy !req
340. Yeah, whatever,
you old, dried up fat hog.Copy !req
341. What did you say?Copy !req
342. I said I've always
wanted to visit Prague.Copy !req
343. Oh, me too.Copy !req
344. Okay,
what have you got?Copy !req
345. Some Hadka fish, some
Gafagga...Copy !req
346. I got a jelly roll.
I got a jelly roll!Copy !req
347. Sweet,
jelly roll's perfect.Copy !req
348. Places.Copy !req
349. Damn, man, this is
the big time, all right.Copy !req
350. Chef, we're hungry.Copy !req
351. You can eat
after the game.Copy !req
352. You children win this one
and you're national champions.Copy !req
353. Then you can go on
and play the Chinese.Copy !req
354. My mom says there's a lot
of black people in China.Copy !req
355. What?Copy !req
356. Are you Chef?Copy !req
357. Yeah.Copy !req
358. The Washington team
has forfeited the game.Copy !req
359. Congratulations,
you're national champions.Copy !req
360. What?Copy !req
361. We did it!
Children, we won!Copy !req
362. Wow,
that was easy.Copy !req
363. Ladies and gentlemen,
let's hear a round of applauseCopy !req
364. for the new national champions
of dodgeball,Copy !req
365. the South Park Cows!Copy !req
366. Hey, why did
you guys forfeit?Copy !req
367. You mean you don't know?
- Know what?Copy !req
368. Last year's national
championsCopy !req
369. were the Austin
Pirates.Copy !req
370. They played China for
the world championship;Copy !req
371. only four of them
came back alive.Copy !req
372. Chinese dodgeball players
aren't like us.Copy !req
373. They do nothing but
dodgeball, day in and day out.Copy !req
374. They use steroids and
advanced training equipmentCopy !req
375. to make them not kids,
but animals.Copy !req
376. Well, good luck, we've got
our futures to think about.Copy !req
377. Okay, children,
back in the bus.Copy !req
378. And so,
at this honorary dinner,Copy !req
379. we take a look back
at our beloved Nurse GollumCopy !req
380. and the brave life
she has lived.Copy !req
381. Roll the tape please,
Mr. Garrison.Copy !req
382. Oh, no.Copy !req
383. Oh, that was
so touching!Copy !req
384. And now, friends,
it's time to presentCopy !req
385. the lifetime conjoined twin
achievement award.Copy !req
386. This award goes to
outstanding conjoined twinsCopy !req
387. who have made
a mark on society.Copy !req
388. And the winner is...Copy !req
389. Nurse Gollum.Copy !req
390. Nurse Gollum!Copy !req
391. Oh, boy.Copy !req
392. Excuse me, Mayor,
but I just received some newsCopy !req
393. that you might all
be interested in.Copy !req
394. Our South Park cows
have just beatenCopy !req
395. the Washington dodgeball team
and are on their way toCopy !req
396. the world championship in
China.Copy !req
397. Okay, children,
now we're almost to China.Copy !req
398. I want you all to try
and focus on your game.Copy !req
399. But, Chef, we don't
want to play the Chinese.Copy !req
400. Nonsense! If we win this one,
we're world champions.Copy !req
401. But we could get killed!Copy !req
402. And just what price would
you pay for eternal glory?Copy !req
403. Just imagine a big yellow
dodgeball champion's bannerCopy !req
404. hanging in the cafeteria—
imagine it.Copy !req
405. Dude, chef has lost it.Copy !req
406. You'll be on the news
all over the world.Copy !req
407. South Park will finally have
a sport that it's good at.Copy !req
408. Oh, children,
it'll be glorious.Copy !req
409. Sure, Captain Ahab
has to get his way, huh?Copy !req
410. Dude,
what does that mean?Copy !req
411. I don't know.Copy !req
412. Hey, isn't that kid
Kevin Chinese?Copy !req
413. Yeah,
you're from China.Copy !req
414. No, I'm from America.
My parents are Chinese.Copy !req
415. Tell us how the Chinese
play dodgeball.Copy !req
416. I have no idea, dude.Copy !req
417. Come on, rice picker!Copy !req
418. Hey, hey, hey!
Children, that's not cool.Copy !req
419. You don't make fun of somebody
because of their ethnicity.Copy !req
420. You don't?Copy !req
421. But, Chef, you just ripped
on Chinese people.Copy !req
422. No, no, no, no,
that's different.Copy !req
423. I made fun of them
because they are from China.Copy !req
424. You see, it's not okay to
make fun of an AmericanCopy !req
425. because they are black,
brown, or whatever.Copy !req
426. But it is okay
to make fun of foreignersCopy !req
427. because they're
from another country.Copy !req
428. Oh!Copy !req
429. All right.
- Yeah.Copy !req
430. It is with great pride that
we welcome our American friend.Copy !req
431. Now let the champion of
dodgeball be decide!Copy !req
432. Damn, dude,
China is up.Copy !req
433. Take places!Copy !req
434. - All right,
let's go, Cows!Copy !req
435. Let's show them
what we got!Copy !req
436. Okay, Tom,Copy !req
437. looks like Americans
are getting ready to play.Copy !req
438. I don't suppose they'll have
problems seeing the ballCopy !req
439. with their
big American eyes.Copy !req
440. Yeah, good thing they have
those big eyes,Copy !req
441. so that they don't
have to rely on thatCopy !req
442. amazing
American intellect.Copy !req
443. You say such things.
- That's a zinger.Copy !req
444. Play ball!Copy !req
445. Ah!Copy !req
446. Holy crap.Copy !req
447. Ooh!Copy !req
448. God damn!Copy !req
449. Hey, hey, what you call
white American personCopy !req
450. with a PhD in physics
and math?Copy !req
451. I don't know, what?Copy !req
452. Stupid American!Copy !req
453. Oh, boy!Copy !req
454. Another American
is down!Copy !req
455. It's number—Copy !req
456. I don't know.
All American look alike!Copy !req
457. Oh, my God,
they killed Kenny!Copy !req
458. You bastards.Copy !req
459. Oh, my,Copy !req
460. I haven't seen an
American die like thatCopy !req
461. since Abraham Lincoln!Copy !req
462. Dude, that is not cool.Copy !req
463. You're gonna get us
into trouble again.Copy !req
464. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
465. on this fourth day of
Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week,Copy !req
466. all our prayers are with
our little South Park Cows,Copy !req
467. now playing
their hearts out in China.Copy !req
468. Now join me
in saluting our CowsCopy !req
469. and help make Nurse Gollum
not feel like an outcastCopy !req
470. with our first official
conjoined twin myslexia hats!Copy !req
471. And there is only one
South Park player left!Copy !req
472. Still all
Chinese player!Copy !req
473. This should be over
very shortly!Copy !req
474. Come on! Throw ball!Copy !req
475. Hey, you want to hear my
impersonation of American?Copy !req
476. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
477. Okay.Copy !req
478. Hey, I really,
really want that.Copy !req
479. That looks good.Copy !req
480. Hey, hey, let me try,
let me try.Copy !req
481. I'll use
my credit card.Copy !req
482. Do you have any
non-dairy creamer?Copy !req
483. Y'all come back
now, hear?Copy !req
484. Oh, what have I done?Copy !req
485. You know, Eric,
I just realized something.Copy !req
486. I've been obsessed,
and obsession isn't good.Copy !req
487. If we had won the world
championship, what then?Copy !req
488. It would only be a bigger
let down the next yearCopy !req
489. if we didn't win.Copy !req
490. Our lives would have to
revolve around dodgeball.Copy !req
491. Our lives
were fine before.Copy !req
492. Oh, I'm sorry children.
I let it all go to my head.Copy !req
493. Can you ever
forgive me?Copy !req
494. Come on, forget this stupid
game. Let's go home.Copy !req
495. Come on, throw ball!Copy !req
496. Hey, if you want to make him
throw the ball say this...Copy !req
497. Thanks, you American
dumb-ass!Copy !req
498. "You French
piece of crap,Copy !req
499. "throw ball!Copy !req
500. "What's the matter,
Frenchy?Copy !req
501. You got crepes
in your ears?"Copy !req
502. And the winner is
South Park Cows!Copy !req
503. Everyone, everyone,
look, I won the game!Copy !req
504. We're world champions.Copy !req
505. Mr. Chef,
Mr. Chef,Copy !req
506. South Park is the world
champion in dodgeball!Copy !req
507. Oh, glorious day!Copy !req
508. Shut up, Pip.Copy !req
509. Yeah, shut up, Pip.
Can we go home now?Copy !req
510. Did you all see?Copy !req
511. I can't believe I threw
such a ball with my own arm.Copy !req
512. Shut up, Pip!Copy !req
513. As this year's Conjoined Twin
Myslexia Awareness WeekCopy !req
514. draws to a close,Copy !req
515. I would like to personally
thank all of youCopy !req
516. for your enthusiastic
cooperation.Copy !req
517. Now let's hear it
one more timeCopy !req
518. for our world champion
South Park Cows!Copy !req
519. What the hell is everyone
wearing on their heads?Copy !req
520. And now let's hear from
the woman of the week.Copy !req
521. The incredible, courageous
Nurse Gollum!Copy !req
522. Ah!
- Dude, it's the freak nurse!Copy !req
523. Holy crap!Copy !req
524. Damn it, Kyle.Copy !req
525. We've been working all week
against that kind of behavior.Copy !req
526. Sorry, dude,
we weren't here.Copy !req
527. Thank you, Mayor,
I don't know what to say.Copy !req
528. This has been
quite a week.Copy !req
529. She's really touched.Copy !req
530. What I really want to say is,Copy !req
531. well, this may sound oddCopy !req
532. coming from a woman with a
fetus sticking out of her head,Copy !req
533. but, you're all
a bunch of freaks!Copy !req
534. Uh, freaks with
big hearts!Copy !req
535. And now—Copy !req
536. - Don't you realize that
the last thing I ever wantedCopy !req
537. was to be singled out?Copy !req
538. I just wanted to do my job
and live my lifeCopy !req
539. like any
normal person,Copy !req
540. but instead you've made
everybody focusCopy !req
541. on my handicap
all week long!Copy !req
542. Look, I don't want to be
treated different.Copy !req
543. I don't want to be treated
special or treated gingerly.Copy !req
544. I just want to be ridiculed,
shouted at, and made fun of,Copy !req
545. like all the rest of you
do to each other.Copy !req
546. And take those stupid things
off your heads!Copy !req
547. Oh, my, what an
ungrateful bitch.Copy !req
548. Yeah, the nerve
of some people.Copy !req
549. Hey, you know that nurse
is actually pretty cool.Copy !req
550. Yeah, maybe that dead fetus
makes her smarter.Copy !req
551. I love you guys.Copy !req
552. Screw you guys.Copy !req