1. The answer is no, Stanley.Copy !req
2. But Mom, all the guys are goingCopy !req
3. to Cartman's grandma's
for the weekend.Copy !req
4. I'm sorry, Stanley,Copy !req
5. I can't let you go
all the way to NebraskaCopy !req
6. by yourself,
it's the holidays.Copy !req
7. But all the other guys get to
go to Cartman's grandma's.Copy !req
8. Why can't I?Copy !req
9. I'll leave it up
to your father.Copy !req
10. It's fine with me.Copy !req
11. The answer's no, Stanley!Copy !req
12. Now go wash up for supper!Copy !req
13. I don't want your
lame-ass supper!Copy !req
14. You're gonna get it now.Copy !req
15. Go to your room, Stanley,
right now!Copy !req
16. You can't tell me
what to do.Copy !req
17. I'm eight years old.Copy !req
18. I don't need
this stupid family anyway.Copy !req
19. It's so nice of you
to take all the boys with you.Copy !req
20. It's my pleasure.Copy !req
21. Eric loves his little friends.Copy !req
22. Every time I go
to my grandma's houseCopy !req
23. she gives me a present.Copy !req
24. You watch,
as soon as I walk in the doorCopy !req
25. she'll hand me a big presentCopy !req
26. for no reason
except that I'm cool.Copy !req
27. That's nice, Cartman.Copy !req
28. Now, remember,
if they have leftover turkey,Copy !req
29. put some in a bag
and bring it home, okay?Copy !req
30. Okay, let's go.Copy !req
31. I didn't think
you were coming, Stan.Copy !req
32. Of course I'm coming,
come on, let's hurry.Copy !req
33. Good-bye, bubby, be careful.Copy !req
34. See you in a couple days, son.Copy !req
35. Shotgun, it's my car,
I called it first, shotgun!Copy !req
36. Kenny, I called shotgun.Copy !req
37. Dammit, Kenny, get in the back.Copy !req
38. Hey, Kenny, there's a sale
on orange jackets over there.Copy !req
39. Look, Kenny,
there's an elephant parade.Copy !req
40. Kenny, Kenny, look, look.Copy !req
41. Go get it, go get it!Copy !req
42. You poor piece of crap.Copy !req
43. - So how far is it to Nebraska?
- About six hours.Copy !req
44. Oh, my God, what the hell
are we gonna do for six hours?Copy !req
45. Well, I've got an idea,
we could sing.Copy !req
46. Yeah, or we could not.Copy !req
47. Let's sing that one grandma
song, Ma, how does that go?Copy !req
48. Please stop.
Please stop.Copy !req
49. Ooh, careful hon,
these roads are bumpy.Copy !req
50. - I guess, damn!
- Here we go, kids.Copy !req
51. We're crossing the state line
into Nebraska.Copy !req
52. - This is Nebraska?
- What's all that stuff?Copy !req
53. Wheat, the building block
of your favorite foodsCopy !req
54. and Nebraska's principal source
of economic productivity.Copy !req
55. You see,
when Nebraska first became...Copy !req
56. - We don't care, Mom.
- Hey, look!Copy !req
57. "See Mr. Hankey
at the Mall of Nebraska".Copy !req
58. Wow, we have to go, dude.Copy !req
59. I thought Mr. Hankey
lived in a sewer.Copy !req
60. - What's he doing in Nebraska?
- I don't know.Copy !req
61. Ever since he was in that
movie, he got all famous.Copy !req
62. Oh, so now everybody
wants to meet Mr. Hankey.Copy !req
63. - He's a piece of crap.
- It doesn't matter.Copy !req
64. He'll be most excited
to see me.Copy !req
65. That shouldn't be a problem.Copy !req
66. Eric's grandma's
right near the mall.Copy !req
67. Cool!Copy !req
68. How much further is it
to Grandma's house?Copy !req
69. I wanna see what kind
of presents she got me.Copy !req
70. About another hour, hon.Copy !req
71. Why does Grandma have to live
so far away?Copy !req
72. Why don't we just stick her
in a nursing homeCopy !req
73. closer to us
so I don't have to driveCopy !req
74. six hours to get
a goddamn present?Copy !req
75. Now, Eric, let's try to get out
of that grumpy moodCopy !req
76. before we get to Grandma's.Copy !req
77. Oh, God.Copy !req
78. - Here we are.
- Jesus Christ, finally!Copy !req
79. Grandma, Grandma,
Grandma, Grandma!Copy !req
80. Hey, it's little Eric.Copy !req
81. - Hi, Grandpa.
- Look how big you've gotten.Copy !req
82. Hi, Eric.
Grandma got you a present.Copy !req
83. Sweet, what is it?Copy !req
84. It's inside.Copy !req
85. Yes, move it!Copy !req
86. Hello everyone, happy holidays.Copy !req
87. Hello!
- These are Eric's friends.Copy !req
88. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny.Copy !req
89. Boys, let me introduce you
to the Cartman family.Copy !req
90. - This is Uncle Stinky.
- Nice to have you here-ah.Copy !req
91. Aunt Lisa, cousin Fred,
cousin Alexandra, Fat Bob,Copy !req
92. Jimmy,
and Great-Grandma Florence.Copy !req
93. Come here, Eric,Copy !req
94. give your great-grandma
some huggies.Copy !req
95. No, no, Florence,
that's not Eric.Copy !req
96. Oh, which one is he then?
- The fat one.Copy !req
97. He's not fat, he's big-boned.
- I'm not fat, I'm big-boned.Copy !req
98. That was totally gross.Copy !req
99. She smelled like vitamins
and pee.Copy !req
100. Sick, dude.
- Alrighty then.Copy !req
101. Let's get to my present,
shall we?Copy !req
102. Here you go, Eric.Copy !req
103. Happy holidays.Copy !req
104. Wait a minute,Copy !req
105. This isn't a present,
it's a shirt!Copy !req
106. Yes, I thought that would
look really good on you.Copy !req
107. Are you telling me
that I drove nine hoursCopy !req
108. through butt-fuck nowhere
to get a Goddamn shirt?Copy !req
109. Mom, Grandma's gone senile.Copy !req
110. It's time to stick her
in a home.Copy !req
111. Well, this is what the holidays
are about.Copy !req
112. Family.
- Yeah, right.Copy !req
113. Well, what does your family
do for the holidays, Stan?Copy !req
114. My family's dead.Copy !req
115. Oh, I'm sorry
to hear that, Stanley.Copy !req
116. Dude, your family died?
- They're dead to me.Copy !req
117. My mom doesn't even know
I'm here.Copy !req
118. What?Copy !req
119. I can't believe
I got a stupid shirt.Copy !req
120. The holidays are bullcrap.Copy !req
121. Here, Kyle,
will you hold Great-Grandma'sCopy !req
122. catheter bag during dinner?Copy !req
123. What is this?Copy !req
124. Great-Grandmother
has a bladder problem.Copy !req
125. - This helps her out.
- Sick, dude.Copy !req
126. Eric, did you say hi
to your little cousin Elvin?Copy !req
127. Hi, cousin Elvin.
- Sweet.Copy !req
128. Well, it certainly is niceCopy !req
129. we could all gather here-ah
for the holidays.Copy !req
130. Even Uncle Howard has joined usCopy !req
131. live via satellite
from the state penitentiary.Copy !req
132. Whoa, dude.
- You look good, Howard.Copy !req
133. No, I don't.
- Hi, Howard.Copy !req
134. Dude, is he here
every year like this?Copy !req
135. Yep.Copy !req
136. Sweet.Copy !req
137. Come on, let's eat already.Copy !req
138. They gave me extra bread
and water.Copy !req
139. Where's your manners, Howard?Copy !req
140. We haven't even said grace yet.Copy !req
141. Mom, will you do the honors
of saying grace?Copy !req
142. God damn it, why the hell
do I always have to say grace?Copy !req
143. If one more person
asks me to say grace,Copy !req
144. I'll be like...Copy !req
145. I'm not saying grace!Copy !req
146. And if you ask me again,Copy !req
147. I'll kick you
square in the nuts.Copy !req
148. - Amen.
Amen.Copy !req
149. Jesus, dude.Copy !req
150. No, Jimmy, this is my pot pie.
No, Jimmy, that's a bad Jimmy.Copy !req
151. Bad Jimmy.Copy !req
152. No, Jimmy,
that's Grandpa's pot pie.Copy !req
153. No, Jimmy!Copy !req
154. Dude, I don't know how long
I can stay here.Copy !req
155. I know what you mean.Copy !req
156. - Ah!
- What, dude?Copy !req
157. Dude, I was having
this horrible nightmareCopy !req
158. that we were at this houseCopy !req
159. and it was filled
with Cartmans.Copy !req
160. Kyle, we are at a house
filled with Cartmans.Copy !req
161. Oh... ah!Copy !req
162. What was that?Copy !req
163. I heard it too.Copy !req
164. Whatever it is,
it's getting closer.Copy !req
165. Ow, what the hell
was that for?Copy !req
166. I wanted to make sure
we're not dreaming.Copy !req
167. - Ow!
- I wanted to make sure too.Copy !req
168. Well you're not dreaming.
Hey! Cut the crap.Copy !req
169. Dude, it's coming
through the window.Copy !req
170. Ah!
- Ah!Copy !req
171. Uncle Howard.Copy !req
172. Oh, hey Eric, I didn't think
anybody would be down here.Copy !req
173. Uncle Howard,
what are you doing here?Copy !req
174. We thought you were in jail.
- Yeah, well, I busted out.Copy !req
175. Wow, cool!
- Shhh...Copy !req
176. We can't let the rest
of the family know I'm here.Copy !req
177. Okay.Copy !req
178. If it's okay,
we're just gonna hang out hereCopy !req
179. for a couple days
with you kids.Copy !req
180. Who's "we"?
You got a turd in your pocket?Copy !req
181. Come on up, it's okay.Copy !req
182. Another inmate busted out
with me.Copy !req
183. Don't worry, he's a good guy.Copy !req
184. Oh, hi, boys.
I'm Charlie, Charlie Manson!Copy !req
185. I can't wait to get out
among the pigsCopy !req
186. and raise some hell.Copy !req
187. Alright, Chuck,Copy !req
188. but we gotta lay low
for a while.Copy !req
189. When I stand on the mountain
and say do it, it gets done.Copy !req
190. And if it don't get done,
then I'll move on it.Copy !req
191. And that's the last thing
in the world you want me to do.Copy !req
192. Alright Chuck, just watch
some TV or something.Copy !req
193. Now back to...Copy !req
194. You can't just buy people,
Mr. Potter.Copy !req
195. You know what you are?
You're a little bitch.Copy !req
196. That's right,
you're a bitch,Copy !req
197. and I bet you'd like
to suck it, wouldn't you?Copy !req
198. Wake up Cartman.Copy !req
199. We gotta get to the mall.
- What?Copy !req
200. We have to go see Mr. Hankey
at the mall.Copy !req
201. Alright, keep your pants on.Copy !req
202. Hey, bring us down
some food, alright?Copy !req
203. Okay.Copy !req
204. Come on, D.Copy !req
205. Can somebody drive us
to the mall?Copy !req
206. Yeah!Copy !req
207. Hello, Mr. Hankey is appearing
at the mall.Copy !req
208. Can somebody please take us?Copy !req
209. Uncle Stinky,
can you drive us to the mall?Copy !req
210. Not now, Eric. Holding!
He held him. Where's the flag?Copy !req
211. Uncle Stinky, my stupid friends
wanna see Mr. Hankey.Copy !req
212. You have to take us.Copy !req
213. I said no, and I mean no.Copy !req
214. Respect my authority.Copy !req
215. With only 16 seconds left,
the Cornhusker—Copy !req
216. We interrupt this broadcast
for a news bulletin.Copy !req
217. What!Copy !req
218. Mass murderer
and extremely nasty personCopy !req
219. Charles Manson
has escaped from prison.Copy !req
220. Manson was the man responsibleCopy !req
221. for seven murders
in the late '60s.Copy !req
222. Manson has never shown
any signs of remorseCopy !req
223. for his crime.Copy !req
224. If you see Manson,
please kick his assCopy !req
225. and smash his fucking face in
for me.Copy !req
226. And then call the police.
And now back to the game.Copy !req
227. And they've done it!Copy !req
228. They've scored 16 unanswered
points in 15 seconds.Copy !req
229. Oh, weak!Copy !req
230. Eric,
I need you to take careCopy !req
231. of your cousin Elvin
for a while.Copy !req
232. I don't want to take care
of cousin Elvin!Copy !req
233. Won't you do it for Grandma?Copy !req
234. Alright, give me $10.Copy !req
235. Kickass.Copy !req
236. Chuck, can you turn
that damn thing down?Copy !req
237. Hello, movie house!
Hello, burger parlor!Copy !req
238. You know what
the spirit of Christmas is?Copy !req
239. It's another lie
from the lying pigsCopy !req
240. that consider me the witness—Copy !req
241. Okay, Chuck,
thank you very much.Copy !req
242. - My family sucks ass.
- Yeah, they do.Copy !req
243. All families suck ass.Copy !req
244. Here, we got you some
sticky cinnamon buns.Copy !req
245. - Wow, sweet.
- Hey!Copy !req
246. Dude, we have to
get to the mall.Copy !req
247. You guys, seriously.Copy !req
248. What's the matter?Copy !req
249. My stupid friends want
to go to the mallCopy !req
250. to visit Mr. Hankey
but nobody would drive us.Copy !req
251. - Oh, bummer.
- I'll take you.Copy !req
252. That's okay, Chuck,Copy !req
253. you just keep watching
Christmas specials.Copy !req
254. Hey,
I didn't bust out of prisonCopy !req
255. to be locked up
in somebody's basement.Copy !req
256. I want some action.Copy !req
257. Good for you, Charlie.Copy !req
258. Come on, I'll hotwire
your grandpa's car.Copy !req
259. Do you really think
we should go with this guy?Copy !req
260. Stan, don't be such a dumb-ass.
You have to trust people.Copy !req
261. Alright boys,
keep your heads down.Copy !req
262. We're going to the mall.Copy !req
263. Hooray!Copy !req
264. I just can't believe
he would goCopy !req
265. without our permission.Copy !req
266. Now, Sharon, don't overreact.Copy !req
267. Maybe Stan didn't go
to Cartman's grandmother's.Copy !req
268. Maybe he just ran away
or got kidnapped or something.Copy !req
269. I hope for his sake
you're right.Copy !req
270. Hello.Copy !req
271. Hello, Ms. Cartman,
it's Sharon, Stan's mother.Copy !req
272. Did Stanley go up there
to Nebraska with you?Copy !req
273. Oh, why yes, he did.Copy !req
274. I thought you were dead,
Sharon.Copy !req
275. What?Copy !req
276. Stanley told me
you had passed on.Copy !req
277. I'm glad to see
that you're better.Copy !req
278. Get the car, Randy,
we're going to Nebraska.Copy !req
279. Ooh, Stan's in trouble.Copy !req
280. Do you see him?Copy !req
281. Not yet, I think we still
have a ways to go.Copy !req
282. I can't wait to see him.
He's gonna be so glad we came.Copy !req
283. I drove all the way
from Montana to see Mr. Hankey.Copy !req
284. That's nice, kid.Copy !req
285. I knew Mr. Hankey
before he was even famous.Copy !req
286. How the hell did Mr. Hankey
get so popular?Copy !req
287. Look at all this
Mr. Hankey stuff.Copy !req
288. Mr. Hankey kicks ass.Copy !req
289. And another thing,Copy !req
290. it says Mr. Hankey
is also appearingCopy !req
291. at the Crossroads Mall.Copy !req
292. So?Copy !req
293. So how could Mr. Hankey be hereCopy !req
294. and at another mall
at the same time?Copy !req
295. Dude,
Mr. Hankey has magic powers.Copy !req
296. He can do whatever he wants.Copy !req
297. How would you like
to come with meCopy !req
298. to a more secluded part
of the mall?Copy !req
299. Okay.Copy !req
300. I really like that guy.Copy !req
301. Oh, looks like you finished
your Fudgsicle, Elvin.Copy !req
302. God damn it, be quiet,
shut up, Elvin!Copy !req
303. No, Elvin. Bad Elvin.Copy !req
304. Folks need to understand
that I am terror.Copy !req
305. I am fear, I am...Copy !req
306. oh, hey look,
another holiday special.Copy !req
307. And now back to
"The Grinchy Poo"!Copy !req
308. The Grinchy Poo
went up the chimneyCopy !req
309. and stuffed the tree up.Copy !req
310. But then he heard a coo
like the cry of a dove.Copy !req
311. It was little Cindy Lou Poo,Copy !req
312. who was no more than two.Copy !req
313. Mr. Hankey, why?Copy !req
314. Why are you taking
our Christmas tree?Copy !req
315. Why?Copy !req
316. That old Grinchy Poo
thought up a lie,Copy !req
317. and he thought it up quick.Copy !req
318. Alright boys, you're next.Copy !req
319. Welcome to Mr. Hankey's
Happy Lolly Land.Copy !req
320. Oh boy, here we go.Copy !req
321. Howdy-ho, boys.Copy !req
322. Mr. Hankey?Copy !req
323. Gosh,
you boys smell like flowers.Copy !req
324. You're not the real Mr. Hankey.Copy !req
325. Sure I am, howdy-ho.Copy !req
326. You look a lot bigger
than the last time we saw you.Copy !req
327. Well, Mr. Hankey
has to grow too, you know.Copy !req
328. Howdy-ho.Copy !req
329. You boys want your picture
with Mr. Hankey?Copy !req
330. This is not Mr. Hankey,
this is a fake!Copy !req
331. It's okay kids, I'm real.Copy !req
332. Howdy-ho.Copy !req
333. Howdy-ho!Copy !req
334. Why are you people
doing this?Copy !req
335. Why would you lie like this?
To children?Copy !req
336. Look kid,
there's Mr. Hankeys like meCopy !req
337. in every shopping mall.Copy !req
338. There is no real Mr. Hankey.Copy !req
339. What? What did you say?Copy !req
340. Oh boy, you've done it now.Copy !req
341. Behold,
here's your false prophet.Copy !req
342. Boo!Copy !req
343. - Ow!
- Get him!Copy !req
344. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
345. You lied to me, Mother.Copy !req
346. You said it was
the real Mr. Hankey.Copy !req
347. Well, yes, but...Copy !req
348. I will not forget this, Mother.Copy !req
349. I will not forget this ever.Copy !req
350. This is revolution!Copy !req
351. Uh-oh, they're rioting again.Copy !req
352. And all the Poos
down in PoovilleCopy !req
353. joined hands and they sang.Copy !req
354. They sang all the same.Copy !req
355. And he himself,
the Grinchy Poo,Copy !req
356. carved the roast poo.Copy !req
357. Wow, man, that's beautiful.Copy !req
358. He was evil, but now he's good.Copy !req
359. What's happening?Copy !req
360. Some kid must have saidCopy !req
361. it wasn't the real
Mr. Hankey again.Copy !req
362. Use the tear gas!Copy !req
363. I told you guys
the holiday seasonCopy !req
364. is nothing but lies
and bullcrap.Copy !req
365. Well, how was it?Copy !req
366. - It was a fake.
- Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
367. Cartman was right,Copy !req
368. the holiday season
is for idiots.Copy !req
369. Where did you go,
Uncle Charlie?Copy !req
370. I went to a beauty parlor
and had my tattoo redone.Copy !req
371. - Look.
- Oh, that's pretty cool.Copy !req
372. Hey, where's Kenny?Copy !req
373. Oh, he's around.Copy !req
374. Oh, hey Kenny.Copy !req
375. Come on, I'll buy you kids
an orange smoothie.Copy !req
376. Hey, there he is!
That's Charlie Manson!Copy !req
377. Run for your lives, boys!Copy !req
378. Wait... you guys... seriously.Copy !req
379. Come back here, God damn it!Copy !req
380. Oh, getting away!Copy !req
381. Keep your heads down, kids.Copy !req
382. Hey, what the hell is wrong
with you people?Copy !req
383. I can't believe they would put
a fake Mr. Hankey in the mall.Copy !req
384. If Mr. Hankey ever found out,
he'd be so pissed.Copy !req
385. We interrupt this programCopy !req
386. for a breaking news story.Copy !req
387. A high speed car chase
is happening right nowCopy !req
388. on Interstate 3.Copy !req
389. We go now
to our live Sky-5 helicopter.Copy !req
390. Ron, it looks as though
the chaseCopy !req
391. is proceeding west
down the interstate.Copy !req
392. Oh, that looks a lot
like your car, Harold.Copy !req
393. We understand that Charles
Manson is inside the carCopy !req
394. with several hostages,
all of whom are children.Copy !req
395. My God,
what is this world coming to?Copy !req
396. Well, we'd like to take
a moment to tell youCopy !req
397. that this car chase
is being brought to youCopy !req
398. by Snacky S'mores:Copy !req
399. the creamy fun of S'mores
in a delightful cookie crunch.Copy !req
400. They're gaining on us.Copy !req
401. Fudgsicle!Copy !req
402. Kickass.Copy !req
403. God, I hate the holiday season.Copy !req
404. Oh, hello kids, having fun?Copy !req
405. Get in the house!
- Alrighty then.Copy !req
406. Lock the door.Copy !req
407. Oh, my God,
it's Charlie Manson, wow!Copy !req
408. What's going on?Copy !req
409. There's a bunch of
policemen chasing after us.Copy !req
410. Quiet down,
we're watching television.Copy !req
411. Oh, Phillip,
what a festive season.Copy !req
412. That's right, Terrance.
This is the season for sharing.Copy !req
413. The cops are here.Copy !req
414. Howard?Copy !req
415. How did you get out, son?Copy !req
416. Alright Manson,
we know you're in there.Copy !req
417. Come out peacefully
and we'll shoot you.Copy !req
418. Tell him we won't shoot him.
- Oh, yeah, that's a good idea.Copy !req
419. Come out peacefully
and we won't shoot you.Copy !req
420. Oh, look, Police Chief Stevens
got a new haircut.Copy !req
421. Get down, Ma!Copy !req
422. Hey man, don't point a gun
at your own mother.Copy !req
423. What the hell is wrong
with you, Manson?Copy !req
424. You're acting all funny.Copy !req
425. Everybody just sit down
and shut up.Copy !req
426. We're not going back
to the big house.Copy !req
427. Well, Howard,
you've done it again.Copy !req
428. You ruined Christmas.Copy !req
429. This is Robert Pooner
reporting liveCopy !req
430. from Nebraska where escaped
convict Charlie MansonCopy !req
431. has walled himself
up in a house.Copy !req
432. We understand
there are hostagesCopy !req
433. and that the situation
is critical.Copy !req
434. So we would like
to remind you allCopy !req
435. that this live hostage crisisCopy !req
436. is being brought
to you by Palmoral sunblock.Copy !req
437. Remember, if it isn't Palmoral.
you're gonna get cancer.Copy !req
438. What's going on here?Copy !req
439. We've got a critical situation,
ma'am.Copy !req
440. Charlie Manson is holding
everybody inside hostage.Copy !req
441. Is this the Cartman residence?Copy !req
442. - Yes, ma'am.
- Give me that!Copy !req
443. Stanley, this is your mother!Copy !req
444. Uh-oh.Copy !req
445. What's your mom
doing here, dude?Copy !req
446. Young man, I have had it.Copy !req
447. You have disobeyed me
for the last time.Copy !req
448. Wow, she's really pissed.Copy !req
449. I'm glad I'm not
you right now, kid.Copy !req
450. What do you have to say
for yourself, Stanley?Copy !req
451. Sorry.Copy !req
452. Still more developments
in the Manson hostage crisis.Copy !req
453. It appears now
that eight-year-old Stan MarshCopy !req
454. is in big, big, trouble.Copy !req
455. He apparently disobeyed
his parents,Copy !req
456. left home without telling them.Copy !req
457. And, Tom, his mother
is very disappointed with him.Copy !req
458. Damn it, what are we gonna do?Copy !req
459. Shh, we're watching television.Copy !req
460. Wait! Wait!Copy !req
461. Hold on.Copy !req
462. Over here, over here.Copy !req
463. Here comes one...Copy !req
464. Hold on, wait, wait.Copy !req
465. Come out with your hands up.Copy !req
466. Damn it, Dad,Copy !req
467. why didn't you put
a back door on this house?Copy !req
468. Well, there's that old window
in the bathroom.Copy !req
469. You could probably
squeeze through there.Copy !req
470. That's it.Copy !req
471. We're going out
the bathroom window.Copy !req
472. Come on, Manson.Copy !req
473. But I gotta see what happens.
- Come on, damn it.Copy !req
474. Well, it was good
seeing you all.Copy !req
475. Don't move until we're gone,
or I'll shoot you dead.Copy !req
476. Happy holidays.Copy !req
477. Happy holidays.Copy !req
478. Dude, they're gonna kill me.Copy !req
479. Alright Manson, this is it.Copy !req
480. We're coming in after you.Copy !req
481. There's gonna be
a lot of bloodshed,Copy !req
482. and a lot of innocent people
are gonna die.Copy !req
483. You've got until
100-marshmallow to come out.Copy !req
484. One marshmallow.Copy !req
485. Two marshmallow.Copy !req
486. Three marshmallow.Copy !req
487. Alright, it's open, let's go.Copy !req
488. Excuse me,
I want to go with you.Copy !req
489. Please, I don't want
to go back with them.Copy !req
490. But Stan, your mother
and father are out there.Copy !req
491. I know,
they've come to punish me.Copy !req
492. All they want to do
is make me payCopy !req
493. for coming to Nebraska
in the first place.Copy !req
494. Alright kid, you can come.Copy !req
495. Now, let's go.Copy !req
496. Stan, I want to talk
to you about family.Copy !req
497. What?
- What?Copy !req
498. You see, I had a family once.Copy !req
499. At least,
I called them my family.Copy !req
500. Really they were nothing
but a gang of peopleCopy !req
501. I thought were my friends.Copy !req
502. After we killed
a bunch of people together,Copy !req
503. I realized that my real family
was who took care of meCopy !req
504. and who took the time
to care about what I did.Copy !req
505. But they don't care about me,
they just want to punish me.Copy !req
506. If they don't care about you,Copy !req
507. would they have driven
nine hours to Nebraska?Copy !req
508. I guess you're right,
Uncle Charlie, thanks.Copy !req
509. Now can we go?
- No, Howard.Copy !req
510. You go ahead.
I've got something to say.Copy !req
511. Oh, weak!Copy !req
512. Folks, I apologize
for this whole mess.Copy !req
513. I'm going to surrender.Copy !req
514. Somebody show the police
a white flag.Copy !req
515. 90 marshmallow,
91 marshmallow...Copy !req
516. This is making me hungry
for marshmallows.Copy !req
517. 92 marshmallow.Copy !req
518. Look out,
he's got a white flag!Copy !req
519. Oh, my God!Copy !req
520. They killed
the little orange coat kid.Copy !req
521. You bastards!Copy !req
522. They're surrendering.Copy !req
523. You're under arrest, buddy.Copy !req
524. Alright you, spread 'em.Copy !req
525. You're going back to prison
to rot, Manson.Copy !req
526. - Good, I deserve to.
- What?Copy !req
527. I can never make it up to
the families that I destroyed.Copy !req
528. But at least
I'll make an exampleCopy !req
529. for anyone else thinking
that crime is an answer.Copy !req
530. Stop that!
- You see, I get it now.Copy !req
531. I finally understand what
the holidays are all about.Copy !req
532. Boys, don't you see?Copy !req
533. You can't let things
get you downCopy !req
534. during the holidays
because being happyCopy !req
535. is what the holidays
are all about.Copy !req
536. Charlie's right.Copy !req
537. I'm not gonna let
some fake Mr. HankeyCopy !req
538. spoil my holidays.Copy !req
539. I've been such a bastard
all these years,Copy !req
540. and I finally understand,Copy !req
541. and it feels great!Copy !req
542. I feel like I'm in
my own Christmas special.Copy !req
543. You see...Copy !req
544. Happy holidays, you guys.Copy !req
545. - Happy holidays, Bob.
- Happy holidays, Chief.Copy !req
546. Come on, Manson.
You belong in jail.Copy !req
547. You're darn right I do.Copy !req
548. Well, I guess I'll be going,
Mom and Dad.Copy !req
549. I hope you can forgive me.Copy !req
550. Oh, of course, we forgive you, son.Copy !req
551. It was nice of you
to pop in for the holidays.Copy !req
552. Yes, now,
watch that ass in prison, son.Copy !req
553. I always do.Copy !req
554. See you Eric,
thanks for all your help.Copy !req
555. See you, Uncle Howard.Copy !req
556. Thanks for being such
a great role model for me.Copy !req
557. Piece of crap.Copy !req
558. I hope you can
forgive me too, Mom.Copy !req
559. Oh Stanley, let's just forget
the whole thingCopy !req
560. and have a nice holiday
back home.Copy !req
561. Really?Copy !req
562. Sure, we'll punish you
after the holidays.Copy !req
563. Hooray! Wait, what?Copy !req
564. And so Manson is hauled off
to jail to rot in his cell.Copy !req
565. Everything is back to normal,Copy !req
566. and I guess the only thing
left to say is,Copy !req
567. God bless us, everyone.Copy !req
568. And I guess
that's what I've learned.Copy !req
569. I'm sorry for what I did.Copy !req
570. But that doesn't
make up for it.Copy !req
571. I deserve to be in jail.Copy !req
572. All I hope is I don't make
mankind lose faith in itself.Copy !req
573. Yes, there's murders
in the world,Copy !req
574. there's rapists and thieves.Copy !req
575. But those are
the vast minority.Copy !req
576. The majority of mankind
is made up of caring peopleCopy !req
577. who try every day to do
what they think is right.Copy !req
578. And that's the spirit
of the season.Copy !req
579. - What do you think, guys?
- It sucks.Copy !req
580. Just like all your other books.Copy !req
581. Well, good night, you guys.Copy !req
582. - Happy holidays.
- Shut up!Copy !req
583. What was that?
What the...Copy !req
584. Merry Christmas,
Charlie Manson!Copy !req
585. Dude, this is pretty fucked up
right here.Copy !req