1. - The following program
is brought to youCopy !req
2. in Spooky Vision—
be warned:Copy !req
3. all scenes will be accompanied
by picturesCopy !req
4. of Barbra Streisand.Copy !req
5. I wonder why Cartman
wasn't in school today.Copy !req
6. He probably just ditched
to avoid that spelling test.Copy !req
7. Hey, guys, how's it going?Copy !req
8. Oh, nice costume, dude.Copy !req
9. Who are you supposed to be,
Luke Perry?Copy !req
10. Cartman, how come
you weren't at school today?Copy !req
11. Did you eat too many
pork rinds last night?Copy !req
12. You guys.
You're so funny.Copy !req
13. No matter how I'm feeling,
I can always countCopy !req
14. on you guys to lighten me up.Copy !req
15. What?Copy !req
16. I had to stay home todayCopy !req
17. because my mother
wasn't feeling well.Copy !req
18. She has the flu,
and I wanted to take careCopy !req
19. of the house
so she could stay in bed.Copy !req
20. I just wanted to catch you guys
to see if we were assignedCopy !req
21. any homework tonight.Copy !req
22. What the hell are you
talking about, Cartman?Copy !req
23. Stop screwing around, dude—
we're all gonna go meetCopy !req
24. at the store later
to buy pumpkins to carve.Copy !req
25. Oh, then we can enter
the carving contest!Copy !req
26. I'll run home
and get money from Mother.Copy !req
27. Do you guys need some, too?Copy !req
28. Dude, this is creepy.Copy !req
29. Stanley, look who's here.
Aunt Flo.Copy !req
30. Hello, Stanley.
Remember me?Copy !req
31. Hi, Aunt Flo.Copy !req
32. Now, Stanley,
Aunt Flo only visitsCopy !req
33. once a month—
be nice.Copy !req
34. Say, Stanley, I brought
you and Shelly presents.Copy !req
35. Wow, really?
Hey, I love Aunt Flo!Copy !req
36. Okay, Shelly.Copy !req
37. This one's for you.Copy !req
38. It's a television-
CD player-Copy !req
39. surround sound home theater.Copy !req
40. Wow!
- What do you say, Shelly?Copy !req
41. Thank you, Aunt Flo.Copy !req
42. Okay, Stanley. Your turn.Copy !req
43. Your very own fish.Copy !req
44. What do you say, Stanley?Copy !req
45. I don't know.Copy !req
46. I think he likes you.
Come on, Shelly.Copy !req
47. Let's hook up
your home theater.Copy !req
48. Okay...Copy !req
49. How do you like your fish,
Stanley?Copy !req
50. I don't like it.
It's spooky.Copy !req
51. Oh, now, what's spookyCopy !req
52. about a cute little goldfish?Copy !req
53. Go put him in your room.Copy !req
54. - Do I have to?
Yes, you do!Copy !req
55. - Damn it!
Language!Copy !req
56. Where have you been, dude?Copy !req
57. Dude, my mom's having
her monthly visitor.Copy !req
58. Aunt Flo?Copy !req
59. Yeah, and every time
she shows up,Copy !req
60. my mom turns into
a total bitch.Copy !req
61. Where's Cartman?Copy !req
62. He said he was gonna bring
money for us to buy a pumpkin.Copy !req
63. Yeah, I wonder why
he's being so nice.Copy !req
64. Here he comes.
- Hey, Cartman.Copy !req
65. Did you bring us
money from your mom?Copy !req
66. Yeah, right.
You guys can kiss my black ass.Copy !req
67. You said you could
get us money, Cartman.Copy !req
68. Man, you guys
are hella stupid.Copy !req
69. If I had money, I wouldn't
give it to you assholes.Copy !req
70. Well, at least
he's back to normal.Copy !req
71. Yeah, but we can't
get a pumpkin,Copy !req
72. so we can't enter
the carving contest.Copy !req
73. It's okay,
Kenny said he'd get one.Copy !req
74. Oh, how's Kenny
gonna get one?Copy !req
75. He's hella poor.Copy !req
76. Why do you keep saying
"hella," fat-ass?Copy !req
77. 'Cause I'm hella cool,
that's why.Copy !req
78. That's not cool!Copy !req
79. You guys are
just hella jealous.Copy !req
80. - Good night, Stanley.Copy !req
81. We'll see you in the morning.Copy !req
82. Can you leave
the light on, Dad?Copy !req
83. Well, it has to be off,
or your Aunt Flo will complainCopy !req
84. about wasting electricity.Copy !req
85. I wish Aunt Flo didn't
have to visit now.Copy !req
86. Yeah, me too,
but she only visits your momCopy !req
87. for five days or so.Copy !req
88. I'll be out sleeping
on the couch.Copy !req
89. Where'd he go?Copy !req
90. Kenny!Copy !req
91. You share that blanket
with your brother!Copy !req
92. Who the hell could that be?Copy !req
93. Hi, there, folks.Copy !req
94. This is a heck of a storm
out now.Copy !req
95. Thought maybe you could use
some provisions.Copy !req
96. There's some candles
and food in there.Copy !req
97. It ain't much, but it should
get you through the night.Copy !req
98. Take care, folks, I've got
other houses to get to.Copy !req
99. Kenny, wasn't that
your fat, racist,Copy !req
100. foul-mouthed friend,
Eric Cartman?Copy !req
101. Uh-huh.Copy !req
102. Hey, where did the shirt go?Copy !req
103. I covered you with a shirt.
Where did it go?Copy !req
104. I'm not gonna look.Copy !req
105. It's not closer.Copy !req
106. I'm just seeing things.Copy !req
107. Ah!Copy !req
108. Mom! Mom!Copy !req
109. Stanley, settle down!
- Look!Copy !req
110. He's gonna kill me, Mom!Copy !req
111. Is there a problem?Copy !req
112. No problem, Aunt Flo.Copy !req
113. Do you not like
your goldfish?Copy !req
114. No!
- I'm sorry, I'm a bad aunt.Copy !req
115. There, there, Aunt Flo.
Stanley loves his goldfish.Copy !req
116. Stanley! What are you doing?Copy !req
117. The fish! But—Copy !req
118. Stanley,
I'm in no mood for this,Copy !req
119. not when your Aunt Flo
is in town.Copy !req
120. Oh, look,
you woke your sister up!Copy !req
121. Go to sleep, Stanley!Copy !req
122. Ah! Mom!Copy !req
123. All right, Stanley,
I have had enough...Copy !req
124. Oh, Stanley.
What have you done, baby?Copy !req
125. What have you done?Copy !req
126. Mom, I was just sleeping,
and the next thing I knew—Copy !req
127. Shh. It's okay, honey.
It's okay.Copy !req
128. I've got such a good boy.Copy !req
129. Mommy's little angel.Copy !req
130. Now, don't worry, Stanley.Copy !req
131. Mommy's going to hide the body.Copy !req
132. Nobody's going to take
my baby away.Copy !req
133. I've got such a handsome boy.Copy !req
134. Such a good boy.Copy !req
135. You're not gonna
get away with this.Copy !req
136. Sharon!
- Ah!Copy !req
137. Aunt Flo,
what are you doing up?Copy !req
138. Look at you
with your little shovel.Copy !req
139. Just like when you were 12.Copy !req
140. Mom, what are you doing?Copy !req
141. Shh.
It's going to be okay, Stanley.Copy !req
142. Mom, you think
I killed that guy?Copy !req
143. It was the fish.Copy !req
144. He says I'm next.Copy !req
145. You get some sleep, baby.Copy !req
146. Mommy's taken care
of everything.Copy !req
147. But Mom!
- Shh.Copy !req
148. Mom!
- What is it, honey?Copy !req
149. My baby's killed again!Copy !req
150. No, Mom!
- What are we gonna do, baby?Copy !req
151. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
152. I've got such a handsome boy.Copy !req
153. Such a good boy.Copy !req
154. It's about time, Kenny.
Did you bring the pumpkin?Copy !req
155. Uh-huh.
- Well, where is it?Copy !req
156. What the hell is that?Copy !req
157. It's all you could afford?Copy !req
158. Whoever heard of
a squash allowance, Kenny?Copy !req
159. That's hella stupid.Copy !req
160. Stop saying "hella," Cartman.Copy !req
161. How are we gonna win
the contest with a squash?Copy !req
162. Whoa, Stan,
you don't look so good.Copy !req
163. I haven't been sleeping
so well.Copy !req
164. God, I hate you, Kenny.Copy !req
165. I have to get another knife.
This one's hella dull.Copy !req
166. God, will you shut up?Copy !req
167. Kyle, you know
how some peopleCopy !req
168. are, like, murderers and stuff?
- Yeah?Copy !req
169. Do you think animals
can be murderers too?Copy !req
170. I don't know.Copy !req
171. Oh, great, he's got
that stupid beard on again.Copy !req
172. No, Kenny, you should cut
with the bladeCopy !req
173. facing away from you,
you're gonna hurt yourself.Copy !req
174. There you go.Copy !req
175. Isn't this fun, you guys?Copy !req
176. Carving pumpkins for Halloween?Copy !req
177. I love you guys.Copy !req
178. You seem tired, Stan.Copy !req
179. I haven't been sleeping well.
- Why?Copy !req
180. My pet goldfish killedCopy !req
181. another random person
last night.Copy !req
182. Oh, that sucks, dude.
- Hey, dudes.Copy !req
183. Man, it's hella cold out here.
- Cartman?Copy !req
184. Who'd you expect,
Maury Povich?Copy !req
185. God, you're hella lame.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
186. What do you mean,
what am I doing?Copy !req
187. I'm just standing here.
Jesus, mellow out, you guys.Copy !req
188. You can't be standing there,
Cartman.Copy !req
189. Why the hell not?Copy !req
190. - Because you're standing
over there!Copy !req
191. Ah! Son of a bitch!Copy !req
192. Wow, you don't see this
every day.Copy !req
193. I can't believe
what I'm seeing.Copy !req
194. It's like I'm looking
at a mirror.Copy !req
195. Dude, this is hella weird.Copy !req
196. Oh, Officer Barbrady,
wh-what a surprise.Copy !req
197. What can I do for you?Copy !req
198. Well, there's been a report
of a few missing people.Copy !req
199. Is that so?
- Yeah, no biggie.Copy !req
200. But I was wondering
if you'd seen any of 'em.Copy !req
201. - I've never seen any of
those men, Officer Barbrady.Copy !req
202. - No, I didn't think so.Copy !req
203. Mind if I look around
the backyard, though?Copy !req
204. - Why would you want
to do that?Copy !req
205. - Well, I'm checking
everyone's backyards.Copy !req
206. Missing people usually turn up
hiding in someone's bushes.Copy !req
207. May I?Copy !req
208. Well, this all looks in or—Copy !req
209. Tennis, anyone?Copy !req
210. Nobody's going to take
my baby away from me.Copy !req
211. Nobody!Copy !req
212. Okay, Ms. Marsh,Copy !req
213. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to
ask you a few questions.Copy !req
214. Hello there, children.
Hey, Chef.Copy !req
215. - All ready
for a Halloween lunch?Copy !req
216. Today I've got
spooky spaghetti.Copy !req
217. With freaky French fries.Copy !req
218. Uh, Chef?
- Or haunted hash browns.Copy !req
219. Chef—
- And a creepy cookie.Copy !req
220. And monstrous milk.Copy !req
221. Chef—
- And a terrifying napkin!Copy !req
222. Chef!
- What?Copy !req
223. - We have problems.
- What's the first problem?Copy !req
224. - Chef, I have a goldfish
that keeps killing people.Copy !req
225. - Oh.
Well, uh, don't worry, Stan.Copy !req
226. I'm sure it'll work out.
Now, what's the other problem?Copy !req
227. - Oh, no.Copy !req
228. Oh, dear God, no!Copy !req
229. And then I showed up
to the bus stop,Copy !req
230. and this son of a bitch
is standing there!Copy !req
231. I'm sorry.
I've caused so much trouble.Copy !req
232. This is all very strange
to me, too.Copy !req
233. Exactly what do you remember?Copy !req
234. Well, I was
just standing around,Copy !req
235. and Stan and Kyle were being
really mean as usual,Copy !req
236. and Kenny had just bought
a new car.Copy !req
237. Of course. That's it!
- What?Copy !req
238. Don't you see, children?Copy !req
239. This Cartman is from
an evil parallel universeCopy !req
240. where everything exists
as its opposite.Copy !req
241. He's my evil twin?Copy !req
242. But he doesn't even look
that much like me.Copy !req
243. He's all fat and stuff.
He's hella lying.Copy !req
244. Will you stop saying
that word?Copy !req
245. Of course!
My pet goldfish must beCopy !req
246. from the evil opposite
universe, too.Copy !req
247. Children,
somewhere in South Park,Copy !req
248. something has created a door
to the evil parallel universe.Copy !req
249. This is amazing.Copy !req
250. I can't believe
how nice you are, Chef.Copy !req
251. How do you mean?Copy !req
252. In my world,
you're a skinny,Copy !req
253. white insurance salesman.Copy !req
254. Oh! Hello, boys.Copy !req
255. I'm Stan's Aunt Flo.Copy !req
256. Whoa!
What's wrong with your head?Copy !req
257. Why are you shaking like that?Copy !req
258. Dude, that's not cool,
she's got Parkinson's disease.Copy !req
259. Oh, sweet.Copy !req
260. Check it out, you guys.Copy !req
261. You don't even have to put
a quarter in her.Copy !req
262. Cartman!
- Ooh, this is hella cool.Copy !req
263. Aunt Flo, where did you
get this goldfish?Copy !req
264. Oh, I got it
from the pet store, Stanley.Copy !req
265. Do you remember
what pet store?Copy !req
266. Let's see,
I believe it was calledCopy !req
267. the Indian Burial Ground
Pet Store.Copy !req
268. Just outside of town.
- Where?Copy !req
269. I know I have the address
written down somewhere.Copy !req
270. Let me look.
- That's it, dude.Copy !req
271. We gotta take the spooky fish
back to that pet store.Copy !req
272. Who's we?
You got a turd in your pocket?Copy !req
273. I'm going home,
I'm hella hungry.Copy !req
274. I'll help you, Stan.Copy !req
275. Shut your goddamn mouth,
fat ass!Copy !req
276. Dude, are you sure
that fish is a murderer?Copy !req
277. It seemed like
a normal fish to me.Copy !req
278. Just help me take it back.
Come on.Copy !req
279. Did you find the address,
Aunt Flo?Copy !req
280. Aunt Flo!
- Oh, Stanley, no!Copy !req
281. Not Aunt Flo!
- It was the fish!Copy !req
282. Oh, what a good baby.Copy !req
283. What a good son I have.Copy !req
284. Now we'll never know
where that pet store is.Copy !req
285. There can't be that many
pet stores in South Park, dude.Copy !req
286. Aunt Flo isn't from
South Park.Copy !req
287. The pet store could be anywhere
between here and Denver.Copy !req
288. Well, we better get working.Copy !req
289. Cartmans, you go home
and call all the pet storesCopy !req
290. in the phone book.Copy !req
291. Can do!
- Screw you!Copy !req
292. It's all taken care of,
Stanley... oh!Copy !req
293. I've got such a good boy.Copy !req
294. Such a handsome boy!Copy !req
295. Come on,
we're running out of time.Copy !req
296. Hey, why is
the basement door locked?Copy !req
297. don't see any pet stores
called Indian Burial Ground.Copy !req
298. Shut up, dude,
I'm trying to watch TV!Copy !req
299. And now back to the Terrance
and Phillip Halloween Special!Copy !req
300. That fart was absolutely
ghoulish, Terrance!Copy !req
301. Man, that's hella funny!Copy !req
302. What's so funny about that?Copy !req
303. No, Kitty,
this is my pot pie!Copy !req
304. No, Kitty, that's a bad kitty!Copy !req
305. Who's my kitty?Copy !req
306. Who's my Mr. Kitty?Copy !req
307. My fluffy ol' pal?Copy !req
308. Yes, that's a guy—
that's my Mr. Kitty.Copy !req
309. No, Kitty! Bad kitty!Copy !req
310. You suck, dude.Copy !req
311. Stanley,
Kenny's mother is here.Copy !req
312. She's wondering
if you've seen Kenny.Copy !req
313. You saw him, didn't you?Copy !req
314. You saw my boy.Copy !req
315. Yeah, my goldfish—
- Yeah!Copy !req
316. Stan just got a new goldfish,Copy !req
317. and he wanted
to show it to Kenny,Copy !req
318. but Kenny never came over.Copy !req
319. My Kenny used to laugh
and play.Copy !req
320. He was eight years old,
just like you, my Kenny was.Copy !req
321. I know.
- You gotta tell me.Copy !req
322. What happened to him?Copy !req
323. You have to know something!Copy !req
324. Mrs. McCormick, I'm going to
have to ask you to leave.Copy !req
325. You've been drinking.Copy !req
326. That's right,
I'm a little drunk.Copy !req
327. You'd be drunk, too,
if you lost your boy.Copy !req
328. My Kenny used to sing
and dance!Copy !req
329. You guys,
I found the pet store!Copy !req
330. Come on, let's go!Copy !req
331. Mom, I know you think
I did all this,Copy !req
332. but I'm gonna prove to you
it was this fucking fish.Copy !req
333. I believe you, sweetheart.Copy !req
334. Run from him, boys.
Run and don't stop.Copy !req
335. Can I help you boys?
- I want to return a fish.Copy !req
336. Damn it!
- What?Copy !req
337. That's the ninth return
I've had this week.Copy !req
338. What's wrong with it?
Oh, let me guess.Copy !req
339. It killed a bunch
of people, right?Copy !req
340. Yeah, dude!
- Damn it!Copy !req
341. It's just like
all the other returns.Copy !req
342. Dude, why is
your store calledCopy !req
343. the Indian Burial Ground
Pet Store?Copy !req
344. Well, there was an IndianCopy !req
345. burial ground here
before I bought it.Copy !req
346. So you just built your store
on top of Indian burial ground?Copy !req
347. Oh, hell no!Copy !req
348. First I dug up all the bodies,
pissed on 'em,Copy !req
349. and then buried them again
upside-down.Copy !req
350. Why?
- Why?Copy !req
351. I don't know.
I was drunk.Copy !req
352. We think that when
you did that,Copy !req
353. you opened up a doorway
to an evil parallel universe.Copy !req
354. Well, that certainly would
explain a lot.Copy !req
355. Like what?
- Well, like this.Copy !req
356. I've been wondering
what the hell this was!Copy !req
357. Hello, Mr. Marsh.Copy !req
358. Top of the evening to you.Copy !req
359. Okay, bye, then.Copy !req
360. Sharon?
- Yes, hon?Copy !req
361. There's a policeman being
held prisoner in our basement.Copy !req
362. Yes, hon,
I had to restrain himCopy !req
363. so he wouldn't find the bodies
in the backyardCopy !req
364. and take our baby away.Copy !req
365. Why'd you take his pants off?Copy !req
366. Sh-Sharon?Copy !req
367. Why'd you take his pants off?Copy !req
368. Oh, Randy, I just don't know
what to do anymore.Copy !req
369. What is it?
- I just...Copy !req
370. I can't believe
that Aunt Flo is gone,Copy !req
371. that she won't be visiting me
ever again.Copy !req
372. Oh, well, don't think of it
as an end,Copy !req
373. think of it as a new beginning.Copy !req
374. Now, could you fill me in
on the dead bodiesCopy !req
375. and captive policeman stuff
real quick?Copy !req
376. Look, pal,
this is very simple.Copy !req
377. All I want to do
is return this fish.Copy !req
378. I can't give you
your money back.Copy !req
379. I don't care, dude, I just
want this fish away from me!Copy !req
380. No, I won't take it back.
- Listen, friend.Copy !req
381. You can't sell people
pets like this.Copy !req
382. You have to have a sign
that says,Copy !req
383. "these fish are from
an evil parallel universe."Copy !req
384. Now, it's not our fault
you disrespected the bodiesCopy !req
385. of this land's native people,Copy !req
386. but by golly, you're gonna
take this fish back.Copy !req
387. All right, you win.Copy !req
388. Wow, thanks, Evil Cartman!Copy !req
389. And sir,
can I make a suggestion?Copy !req
390. Move your store,Copy !req
391. and let these great people
of the WampanoagCopy !req
392. rest in peace.Copy !req
393. You kick ass, Evil Cartman!
- Yeah!Copy !req
394. You know what I like best
about you?Copy !req
395. You don't say "hella"
like our Cartman does.Copy !req
396. I swear, if he says that one
more time, I'm gonna kill him.Copy !req
397. Now, Kyle,
murder is never an answer.Copy !req
398. What the...Copy !req
399. - He was here.
Cartman was just here.Copy !req
400. Who are you?
- We're looking for Cartman.Copy !req
401. The trail ended here.Copy !req
402. Where is he?
- I don't know who you mean.Copy !req
403. Maybe this will
jog your memory!Copy !req
404. No, stop! You don't know
what you're doing!Copy !req
405. Those pets are evil!Copy !req
406. I'm sure glad
that's over with.Copy !req
407. Now I can sleep at night.Copy !req
408. Hey, you guys,
we still have time to enterCopy !req
409. the pumpkin carving contest.Copy !req
410. Hey, yeah! I almost forgot.Copy !req
411. Come on!
I bet that, together,Copy !req
412. we can make
the best pumpkin ever!Copy !req
413. You know, Evil Cartman,
I like youCopy !req
414. a lot better than our Cartman.Copy !req
415. Yeah, you're cool,
and you don't say "hella."Copy !req
416. Oh, thanks, you guys.Copy !req
417. I certainly like you a lot moreCopy !req
418. than in my evil
parallel universe.Copy !req
419. Ah! Ah!Copy !req
420. So where are we gonna find
a pumpkin to carve?Copy !req
421. Let's use Kenny's squash.Copy !req
422. Yeah, you know,
I never thoughtCopy !req
423. it was such a bad
little squash.Copy !req
424. It just needs
some tender loving care.Copy !req
425. Boo!
- Ah!Copy !req
426. Oh, man,
this movie is hella scary.Copy !req
427. Aha! There you are, Cartman.Copy !req
428. Nice costume, you guys.Copy !req
429. You spend about a buck fifty
on those?Copy !req
430. We're here to take you back,
Goody-Two-shoes.Copy !req
431. Oh? I've got a better idea.Copy !req
432. Why don't you two
go fuck yourselves?Copy !req
433. Hey, what's wrong with you,
Cartman?Copy !req
434. What's wrong with me?
Let's see.Copy !req
435. Um, I hate you guys.Copy !req
436. You're hella stupid.Copy !req
437. Come on, Mr. Wholesome.Copy !req
438. We're taking you back
to our universe.Copy !req
439. Don't touch me!Copy !req
440. What the hell's going on?Copy !req
441. Cartman never hits us.Copy !req
442. All right, just stand there,
Cartman.Copy !req
443. This gengratication gun will
send you back to our universe.Copy !req
444. Oh, wait, you guys are from
the evil parallel universe?Copy !req
445. Oh, it's about friggin' time
you showed up.Copy !req
446. You don't want me.
You want that impostor Cartman.Copy !req
447. Come on, I'll show you.Copy !req
448. - And the winner is...Copy !req
449. Squash-O'-Lantern!Copy !req
450. By Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski,Copy !req
451. and the evil Eric Cartman
from a parallel universe!Copy !req
452. We won, dude!
- Hooray!Copy !req
453. You boys win
the Halloween chocolate ball!Copy !req
454. Oh, no!Copy !req
455. Stan and Kyle have come
to take me back my world!Copy !req
456. I don't want to go back!Copy !req
457. Don't worry, Evil Cartman.Copy !req
458. You're staying with us.Copy !req
459. Now, zap his hella ass back
to your... hella universe!Copy !req
460. Stop saying "hella," Cartman!Copy !req
461. Thought you could get away
from us, huh, Cartman?Copy !req
462. Please!
- Leave him alone, butthole.Copy !req
463. Shut your trap, kid!Copy !req
464. Why don't you guys take
our Cartman back?Copy !req
465. He's more like you anyways.Copy !req
466. Hey,
you backstabbing sellout!Copy !req
467. It's time, Cartman.Copy !req
468. Prepare for gengratication.Copy !req
469. Well, goodbye, you guys.Copy !req
470. It's been fun.Copy !req
471. Oh, what now?Copy !req
472. - It's the evil pets!Copy !req
473. The gengratication gun!Copy !req
474. Get to the stage!Copy !req
475. Oh, dear...
it really was Stan's fishCopy !req
476. that killed those people.Copy !req
477. Give me that gun, kid.Copy !req
478. Up yours, evil twin!Copy !req
479. No...Copy !req
480. Ah...Copy !req
481. All right, now you just gotta
send this bozo through,Copy !req
482. and the whole mess
will be over with.Copy !req
483. Sorry, Cartman.
We like Evil Cartman better.Copy !req
484. See ya.
- What?Copy !req
485. - We can't deal with you saying
"hella" anymore, Cartman!Copy !req
486. You're going
to the other universe.Copy !req
487. Hey!Copy !req
488. Which one
is the good Cartman?Copy !req
489. I am!Copy !req
490. Stop wasting time, Cartman—
we have to sendCopy !req
491. one of you back
to the evil universe.Copy !req
492. Yeah, now, which one of you
is the Cartman we can't stand?Copy !req
493. He is!Copy !req
494. Time is running out.
You'll have to destroy us both.Copy !req
495. What?Copy !req
496. It's the only way
you can be sure.Copy !req
497. We have to both go
for the good of the world.Copy !req
498. No! Screw you guys!Copy !req
499. How did you guys know?Copy !req
500. Our Cartman would never say
anything like that.Copy !req
501. You guys are hella stupid!Copy !req
502. I knew you would fall for that.Copy !req
503. Oh, no, dude!
- You tricked us, Cartman!Copy !req
504. That's right, I did!Copy !req
505. Damn it!Copy !req
506. I'm sorry my wife held you
captive, Officer.Copy !req
507. She's been upset
'cause her Aunt FloCopy !req
508. isn't gonna visit her anymore.Copy !req
509. Oh, I understand.Copy !req
510. I remember when my wife stopped
getting her monthly visitor.Copy !req
511. Uh, do you want
your pants back?Copy !req
512. No.
Just leave me with my dignity.Copy !req
513. Okay, people, move along,
nothing to see here!Copy !req
514. I love you guys.Copy !req