1. - Hey, Rick!Copy !req
2. - Oh. Hey, Herb.Copy !req
3. - So, you know what
this week is, right?Copy !req
4. - Um, is it Easter?Copy !req
5. - No, it's my spring break!Copy !req
6. No school for seven days!Copy !req
7. And guess what?
Go pack your thingsCopy !req
8. because you and I are going
on a big, romantic trip!Copy !req
9. - Really?Copy !req
10. - I just came
from the travel agent.Copy !req
11. We're gonna spend five nightsCopy !req
12. in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.Copy !req
13. - Oh.Copy !req
14. - Well, what's the matter?
- Myrtle Beach? Really?Copy !req
15. We all know what goes on
down there.Copy !req
16. I don't do that stuff anymore,
and neither should you.Copy !req
17. - Rick, I don't wanna
go down there to rage.Copy !req
18. I just wanna sit on a beach
with you and watch the sunset.Copy !req
19. - Yeah, but isn't Myrtle Beach
where those places are?Copy !req
20. - I don't wanna go into
one of those places.Copy !req
21. I don't think they even exist
anymore.Copy !req
22. Don't you think this is
just what we need, Rick?Copy !req
23. - You don't even wanna
go into one of those places?Copy !req
24. - Rick, I'm a little old
for that.Copy !req
25. It'd be pretty pathetic
if I did.Copy !req
26. - Well...Copy !req
27. Okay.
- Ohh, Rick!Copy !req
28. We're gonna have the best time!Copy !req
29. I can't wait to spoil you.Copy !req
30. - I really do need a vacation.Copy !req
31. - Oh, we're gonna have the best
spring break of anyone!Copy !req
32. - All right, guys.
You sure you packed everything?Copy !req
33. - Yeah, that should be
all of it.Copy !req
34. - Well, I hope you and Shelley
have a great spring break trip.Copy !req
35. - I still feel bad,
us going on a tripCopy !req
36. while you and Stan stay home.Copy !req
37. - You guys have fun in Santa Fe.Copy !req
38. We're gonna do
some dad and son stuff.Copy !req
39. Goodbye, Shelley!Copy !req
40. Have fun! I'll miss you!Copy !req
41. - There should be food enough
to last you the week.Copy !req
42. - Yes, yes, don't worry.
We'll be fine.Copy !req
43. - Bye, Stan! Love you!
- Love you, Mom!Copy !req
44. - Okay, guys, be safe.
- Bye!Copy !req
45. Aww, jeah!Copy !req
46. Bitches are gone!Copy !req
47. Spring break!
Spring break! Spring break!Copy !req
48. This is gonna be
the best spring break ever.Copy !req
49. They're gonna be gone
the whole week!Copy !req
50. Bro, what are you doing?Copy !req
51. - I'm painting miniatures.Copy !req
52. - Painting min...Copy !req
53. Dude, do you not understand?Copy !req
54. Your mom and Shelley are gone.Copy !req
55. We can do whatever we want
without any stupid rules.Copy !req
56. - Whatever I want?Copy !req
57. - Yeah, dude!Copy !req
58. That's what this is all about.Copy !req
59. Let's do some spring break shit!Copy !req
60. - Can I see if any of the guys
wanna come overCopy !req
61. to do "40k" all week?Copy !req
62. - Hell, yeah,
let's do some "40k."Copy !req
63. What is that?Copy !req
64. - You don't know
"Warhammer 40k"?Copy !req
65. - Oh, yeah,
"Warhammer 40k," of course.Copy !req
66. I'm down.
Let's do it.Copy !req
67. - Really? All week?
- Yeah, dude!Copy !req
68. You're old enough.Copy !req
69. - Sweet! I'm gonna call
Tolkien!Copy !req
70. - Oh, Rick.Copy !req
71. Isn't this nice?
This place is incredible.Copy !req
72. - Yeah, it's really nice.Copy !req
73. I just don't know
if I deserve all this.Copy !req
74. - You do deserve it, Rick.Copy !req
75. You've made me really happy.Copy !req
76. Are you almost done?Copy !req
77. - Yeah, all done.
Here you go.Copy !req
78. - Oh, Rick.
Look at how happy we are.Copy !req
79. Oh, that salt water air
is just so good.Copy !req
80. Can't wait to try
some Southern food.Copy !req
81. You hungry?
- Yeah, sure. I could eat.Copy !req
82. - A lot of things are different
here in the South.Copy !req
83. Kinda hard to figure out
what's good.Copy !req
84. Yeah, all the storesCopy !req
85. and restaurants here
aren't like Colorado.Copy !req
86. It's almost like
another culture.Copy !req
87. Herb?Copy !req
88. Herb?Copy !req
89. Oh, no.
- Geez.Copy !req
90. It's still here.Copy !req
91. - You said you wouldn't
go into one of these places.Copy !req
92. - I don't wanna go in.
I just...Copy !req
93. can't believe some of these
places are still here.Copy !req
94. - Whoa! Look who's here!Copy !req
95. What are you doing in town?Copy !req
96. - Oh, I'm just on vacation.Copy !req
97. This is Rick.Copy !req
98. - Well, do you wanna come insideCopy !req
99. and rally a little bit?Copy !req
100. - Oh, no thanks.
I don't rally anymore.Copy !req
101. - You sure?
Everyone would loveCopy !req
102. to rally with you again.Copy !req
103. - I'm sure.
I don't need to rally.Copy !req
104. I'm just here to relax.
Take care.Copy !req
105. - Well, if you change
your mind, we'll be here!Copy !req
106. America number one!Copy !req
107. - Number one, yep.Copy !req
108. Some people, huh? Geez.Copy !req
109. - Okay, so I'm gonna have
my Retributor SquadCopy !req
110. attack your
Stormhawk Interceptor.Copy !req
111. - Okay, that has
a toughness of 7Copy !req
112. and a -1 to your hit rolls.Copy !req
113. - Okay, so that's
three, four, five hits.Copy !req
114. - Okay, I'm gonna roll
my saving throw, which is 3+.Copy !req
115. What in the actualCopy !req
116. are you guys doing?Copy !req
117. - We're playing "40k."Copy !req
118. - You guys have wasted
another day of spring breakCopy !req
119. with this stupid shit.Copy !req
120. - Do you guys know
what spring break is about?Copy !req
121. Wet t-shirt contests,
mud wrestling.Copy !req
122. Don't you wanna get
some bitches over here?Copy !req
123. - I thought you were happy
'cause the bitches were gone?Copy !req
124. - I'm happy the bitches are goneCopy !req
125. so we can have bitches over!Copy !req
126. Spring break is dude time.Copy !req
127. But you know what,Copy !req
128. today's society
has ruined it all.Copy !req
129. They've taught you boys
to be ashamed of being boys.Copy !req
130. Convinced you that your natural
innate male desires are toxic.Copy !req
131. No matter what the liberals
try to tell you, boys,Copy !req
132. you shouldn't be ashamed
of your gender.Copy !req
133. - Okay, Dad. So I've got
an Imperium infantry unitCopy !req
134. within six inches of Celestine,Copy !req
135. so they have a +6 save.Copy !req
136. - My God.Copy !req
137. What are we going to do?Copy !req
138. - I'm going to sleep.Copy !req
139. I'm gonna go to sleep now.Copy !req
140. - Here I go... to sleep.Copy !req
141. Rick?Copy !req
142. - Can I help you
find any... oh, my God!Copy !req
143. Sir, you're back!Copy !req
144. - Yeah, just browsing.Copy !req
145. - You guys, it's him!
He's here!Copy !req
146. - Oh, wow, it is him!
- It's him?Copy !req
147. - Is that really you?Copy !req
148. - What are you doing here?Copy !req
149. - Could I get a selfie with you?Copy !req
150. - Hey, uh, since you're here,Copy !req
151. you wanna rally a little bit?Copy !req
152. - No, no. I can't rallyCopy !req
153. I've got a serious boyfriend.
I'm just looking around.Copy !req
154. - Oh, come on. When are you
gonna be here again?Copy !req
155. Live a little!Copy !req
156. - Well, maybe I could do
just a little bit.Copy !req
157. I mean, wha...Copy !req
158. What the hell is up
with all these Mexicans? Huh?Copy !req
159. Yeah! I mean... I mean,
Joe Biden obviously thinksCopy !req
160. immigrants are made of gold
or something.Copy !req
161. Piece of shit!Copy !req
162. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
163. Hey, Steven.
You know your son'sCopy !req
164. been over at my house
for spring break?Copy !req
165. - Yeah, of course I know.Copy !req
166. - Well, you should see
what they're doing,Copy !req
167. 'cause it's a little hrrrp.Copy !req
168. - Well... well,
what are they doing?Copy !req
169. - Look, I just think
we better talk with our boysCopy !req
170. to counteract all the ways
in which societyCopy !req
171. has been pathologizing
masculinity.Copy !req
172. I mean, you went balls-out
on spring break, right?Copy !req
173. Tried to see chicks' boobs
and stuff?Copy !req
174. - Mm, no I didn't.Copy !req
175. - Well, no, I mean,
you weren't ashamedCopy !req
176. of being a guy, right?Copy !req
177. Like, you went out to the lakeCopy !req
178. and tried to play grab ass
with girls, right?Copy !req
179. - No, I did not.Copy !req
180. - Why... why are you saying that?Copy !req
181. Why are you making
those words with your mouth?Copy !req
182. - Oh, hey, Randy.
Everything okay with the boys?Copy !req
183. - Ohh, right.Copy !req
184. Sorry... sorry, yeah,
everything's great.Copy !req
185. They're playing a little
table miniatures game.Copy !req
186. It's great.Copy !req
187. Just, uh, came to let you know
they're good.Copy !req
188. Don't worry.Copy !req
189. I'm gonna take care of it.Copy !req
190. - I'll tell you what else.Copy !req
191. This whole situation
in the Ukraine,Copy !req
192. that wouldn't be happening
on my watch.Copy !req
193. The problem is now we all have
a president who's afraid.Copy !req
194. And that's why Joe and the ho
have got to go!Copy !req
195. And I'll tell you another thing.Copy !req
196. It's... oh, hang on a second.Copy !req
197. Oh, crap.Copy !req
198. Ho... hold on a second, everybody.Copy !req
199. Uh...Copy !req
200. Oh, hey, Rick!Copy !req
201. - Where are you?Copy !req
202. - I couldn't sleep, Rick.Copy !req
203. I was just tossing and turningCopy !req
204. and I didn't wanna wake you up,Copy !req
205. so I decided to come out
and buy some sunscreenCopy !req
206. and stuff
for our beach day tomorrow.Copy !req
207. - Oh, okay.Copy !req
208. I got scared
that you were out rallying.Copy !req
209. - Ohh, geez, well, that's silly.Copy !req
210. Last thing I wanna do is rally.Copy !req
211. Listen up...
Get back to sleep, Rick.Copy !req
212. I'll... I'll be right home, okay?Copy !req
213. - Okay. Sorry for panicking.
Bye.Copy !req
214. Bye-bye.Copy !req
215. Okay, uh, nice to meet you,
everybody.Copy !req
216. I need to get going.Copy !req
217. - Oh, come on. Just rally
with us a little bit more.Copy !req
218. - No, I really can't.Copy !req
219. - Just a few more minutes.
Come on!Copy !req
220. - All right, I guess I can
rally just a little bit longer.Copy !req
221. I mean, after all,
I am here for you.Copy !req
222. I am your warrior!Copy !req
223. Liberal left!Copy !req
224. Hunter Biden laptop!Copy !req
225. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
226. Uh...Copy !req
227. Ugh. Oh, geez.Copy !req
228. - Herb?
Herb, you gotta get up.Copy !req
229. We're gonna miss
our whole beach day.Copy !req
230. - Oh, it's... it's just
the time change, Rick.Copy !req
231. You enjoy the beach.Copy !req
232. I just gotta sleep
a little longer.Copy !req
233. - Okay.Copy !req
234. Dude, it's so awesome being ableCopy !req
235. to leave "Warhammer"
set up all nightCopy !req
236. and come back to it
in the morning.Copy !req
237. - I know, it's great.Copy !req
238. - Hey, hey, you guys.
What did you do?Copy !req
239. - What do you mean?
- I mean the cops are here.Copy !req
240. What did you guys do?Copy !req
241. - We're just continuing our
game of "40k" from last night.Copy !req
242. - Okay, you guys, just stopCopy !req
243. 'cause the police wanna ask you
some questions.Copy !req
244. Come on in, officers.Copy !req
245. Hello, gentlemen.Copy !req
246. Hands up.Copy !req
247. - We heard somebody in here's
been bad.Copy !req
248. - Oh, no, guys. Looks like
you're in big trouble.Copy !req
249. You better read 'em
their rights.Copy !req
250. - Hey, whoa, whoa!
Don't touch the models.Copy !req
251. We spent a long time on this.Copy !req
252. - Stan, stop with that shit.Copy !req
253. Come on, get into it.Copy !req
254. Wet t-shirt contest!Copy !req
255. Hey, what the?Copy !req
256. - What?
- Hey, you guy!Copy !req
257. You do not harass the ladies!Copy !req
258. - Well, I wanted strippers,
not prudes.Copy !req
259. You wanna talk, big man? Huh?Copy !req
260. You wanna be big man?Copy !req
261. - Whoa, whoa, okay. I...Copy !req
262. I think I need to explain
something to you, okay?Copy !req
263. Look, I'm just trying to combat
the messagesCopy !req
264. that the liberal left
is putting out to young menCopy !req
265. about their male instincts
being toxic.Copy !req
266. The you talking?Copy !req
267. - You know,
I'm trying to show my sonCopy !req
268. and his nerdy little friend
what a real party isCopy !req
269. 'cause society wants them
to be ashamedCopy !req
270. of their masculine natures.Copy !req
271. - You want real party?
- Yeah!Copy !req
272. Truth is, I got a whole barn
full of weed.Copy !req
273. - I will call some friends.Copy !req
274. - The person you are
trying to reachCopy !req
275. cannot be located.Copy !req
276. Please leave a message.Copy !req
277. - Where are you?Copy !req
278. I got back from the beach
and you were gone.Copy !req
279. Please pick up.Copy !req
280. Excuse me.
Excuse me.Copy !req
281. - And we're gonna take Georgia,Copy !req
282. and... and we're gonna
take Arizona this time!Copy !req
283. And when I say we're gonna take
Arizona in the election,Copy !req
284. I... I mean we're gonna
take it again.Copy !req
285. 'cause we all know
I won it last time, too!Copy !req
286. Oh.Copy !req
287. Oh. Hey, everybody.Copy !req
288. This is Rick.Copy !req
289. Rick! Rick,
will you just wait!Copy !req
290. - You know it's 2:00
in the morning?Copy !req
291. I was alone at the hotel
while you were out rallying!Copy !req
292. - I just wanted to rally
for a little bit.Copy !req
293. - Yeah, you really look like
you just rallied a little bit.Copy !req
294. - I got a text
that Tucker was in town,Copy !req
295. and I just wanted to go rally
for a little bit.Copy !req
296. - You really think those people
care about you, Herb?Copy !req
297. They don't.
They just wanna do that.Copy !req
298. - Rick, I got it
out of my system now.Copy !req
299. We can still have
a great vacation.Copy !req
300. Let's just start over tomorrow.Copy !req
301. Okay?Copy !req
302. - Right, all right,
let's do this!Copy !req
303. Okay, you ready?Copy !req
304. Three, two, one. Go!Copy !req
305. Check it out, guys!Copy !req
306. Ahh!Copy !req
307. Huh? Whoa!Copy !req
308. - Sir, do you think
you can walk?Copy !req
309. No, I don't think so.Copy !req
310. - Sir, we think you've had
too much to drink,Copy !req
311. and we should probably
take you to the hospital.Copy !req
312. - No, I can't.
I have to stay hereCopy !req
313. 'cause I'm in charge of my son.Copy !req
314. Today's woke culture
has vilified his manhoodCopy !req
315. and made him ashamed of himself.Copy !req
316. - Okay, sir, but it appears
you have a broken armCopy !req
317. and several fractured ribs.Copy !req
318. - Yeah, but I can't leaveCopy !req
319. because my son's natural
instincts are being suppressedCopy !req
320. and it's leading
to behavioral problems.Copy !req
321. You see the shit he's doing?Copy !req
322. He's over there
playing with dolls.Copy !req
323. - It's pretty good fondue,
right?Copy !req
324. - We should probably
just go back to the hotel.Copy !req
325. You've got the shakes
from rallying all night.Copy !req
326. - No, no, Rick.
This is our vacation.Copy !req
327. I want us to have a niceCopy !req
328. romantic lunch.Copy !req
329. - Maybe we should
just go back to Colorado.Copy !req
330. - No, Rick.
I'm gonna make this up to you.Copy !req
331. I don't wanna rally anymore.Copy !req
332. There's just a lot of people
out thereCopy !req
333. who won't let it go, you know?Copy !req
334. - Yes, and you can't
be around them.Copy !req
335. - I know, I know.Copy !req
336. Let me just...Copy !req
337. Let me just go throw up
because I'll feel much better.Copy !req
338. - Okay, go throw up, Herb.Copy !req
339. Oh, God.Copy !req
340. Come on, just stop. Stop.Copy !req
341. The country is fine.Copy !req
342. You have better things to do.Copy !req
343. Yeah, oh yeah!
That's it! Yeah!Copy !req
344. We're gonna get abortion rights
thrown the hell outCopy !req
345. so those dirty lesbians
can't keep having abortions!Copy !req
346. - Yeah! Oh, yeah, man!Copy !req
347. - We're gonna get those Black
Lives Matter protestorsCopy !req
348. off the streets
with a fire hose!Copy !req
349. - Yeah, America!
- Yeah!Copy !req
350. Rick!Copy !req
351. You.Copy !req
352. - Well, to hell with you!Copy !req
353. Nobody controls me!Copy !req
354. - Yeah!
- Yeah! America! Yeah!Copy !req
355. - Can I help you?Copy !req
356. - We've had some complaints
about a partyCopy !req
357. that's been going on
for three days here.Copy !req
358. - Hey, what's going on?Copy !req
359. All right, guys,
who ordered the stripper?Copy !req
360. - Can we come in
and look around, sir?Copy !req
361. - Oh, yeah! Come on in.Copy !req
362. Honk honk!Copy !req
363. - All right,
get down on the ground!Copy !req
364. - Whoa, whoa! No, no, no.
It's okay.Copy !req
365. I'm just helping my boyCopy !req
366. through the media assault
on manliness.Copy !req
367. Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!Copy !req
368. - I need to see some ID, sir.Copy !req
369. - Uh! Okay!
Okay, Stan! Stan!Copy !req
370. Yeah?Copy !req
371. - Can you get my wallet
from the upstairs?Copy !req
372. - Yeah, soon as we're done
with this psyker phase.Copy !req
373. I have five psyker units.Copy !req
374. - Oh, my God.
This is so embarrassing.Copy !req
375. - Hey! Freeze!
You, right there!Copy !req
376. - That's Alonzo Fineski,
the Romanian sex trafficker!Copy !req
377. You, big man!Copy !req
378. - Ahh! Oh, my God!Copy !req
379. Ahh!Copy !req
380. Stan? Stan?Copy !req
381. - And now, ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
382. here he is,Copy !req
383. the once and future presidentCopy !req
384. of the United States of America!Copy !req
385. - Thank you.
I am here todayCopy !req
386. for those who have been wronged.Copy !req
387. For those who have been
betrayed.Copy !req
388. And let me tell youCopy !req
389. that nobody in this country
has been betrayed moreCopy !req
390. than my Ricky Rick.Copy !req
391. Huh? What?Copy !req
392. - Rick, I am so sorry.Copy !req
393. And if you are out there,Copy !req
394. I want you to know
that I love you.Copy !req
395. You are the only thing
that keeps me from doingCopy !req
396. all this stupid stuff.Copy !req
397. When I met you,
I felt in control of myselfCopy !req
398. for the first time.Copy !req
399. There has never been anyone
who calmed me down moreCopy !req
400. than my little Ricky Bear.Copy !req
401. You are my boo.Copy !req
402. - Did he just say
that Rick is his boo?Copy !req
403. - The truth is, some of us
simply can't be alone.Copy !req
404. We need a relationship so that
we're accountable to someone.Copy !req
405. I realize now how broken I amCopy !req
406. without that person who keeps
me from destroying myself.Copy !req
407. - Sh-Sharon?Copy !req
408. - And all I've ever done
was take you for grantedCopy !req
409. and wished I wasn't
being controlled.Copy !req
410. Hi, Sharon.Copy !req
411. Will you please come home?Copy !req
412. - Rick, I am a giant
piece of shit without you.Copy !req
413. I don't deserve another chance.Copy !req
414. You have been wronged.Copy !req
415. You have been betrayed.Copy !req
416. And the only person
who deserves retribution is me.Copy !req
417. I know you all really want
to rally and rage, but...Copy !req
418. the only thing
I have to say is...Copy !req
419. is that I love Rick.Copy !req
420. I love Rick!
I love Rick!Copy !req
421. I love Rick.Copy !req
422. I love Rick.Copy !req
423. I love Rick!
I love Rick!Copy !req
424. I love Rick!Copy !req
425. I love Rick!
- I love you, Rick!Copy !req
426. I love Rick!
I love Rick!Copy !req
427. I love Rick!
- Yeah!Copy !req
428. I love Rick!Copy !req
429. I love Rick!
I love Rick!Copy !req
430. I love Rick! I love Rick!Copy !req
431. I love Rick!Copy !req
432. - Oh, crap.
Here we go again!Copy !req
433. I love Rick!
I love Rick!Copy !req
434. I love...Copy !req
435. - It's okay, Randy.
We're back.Copy !req
436. - I'm sorry
I cut your trip short.Copy !req
437. It's okay, Randy.Copy !req
438. You made it longer
than last spring break.Copy !req
439. - Oh. Hey, Mom.
- Stanley,Copy !req
440. what have I told you
about playing "Warhammer"Copy !req
441. on the kitchen table?
- Aw!Copy !req
442. - Oh, Rick!Copy !req
443. I don't wanna go
through all that again.Copy !req
444. I just wanna stay
in South Park with you.Copy !req
445. - Well, I guess we'll just
have to see what happens.Copy !req
446. >>oakislandtk<<<<<
www.opensubtitles.orgCopy !req