1. You guys! You guys, oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
2. - What is it?
- What happened, Bebe?Copy !req
3. Clyde just sent me another text.Copy !req
4. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
5. Oh, what's this one say?Copy !req
6. I texted him if he thought
about me all the time,Copy !req
7. and he texted back,Copy !req
8. "It certainly seems
like all the time.Copy !req
9. It's hard to get someone
like you out of my mind.Copy !req
10. Aw! Aw! Aw! Aw!Copy !req
11. Doesn't he just send
the best texts ever?Copy !req
12. - Yeah, he does!
- Sure does.Copy !req
13. Yesterday, I texted
him, "How do you knowCopy !req
14. you're in love with
me?" And he said,Copy !req
15. "I know I'm in love with you
because spending time with youCopy !req
16. makes me feel like I'm homeCopy !req
17. and I can't imagine
life without you."Copy !req
18. - Aw! -That's so sweet!Copy !req
19. Clyde wrote that?Copy !req
20. OMG, Clyde.Copy !req
21. Do you really care
about me that much?Copy !req
22. Does Stan ever talk
to you like that, Wendy?Copy !req
23. No. Every time I sendCopy !req
24. Stan a text, he just responds
with a thumbs up emoji.Copy !req
25. Yeah, well, Clyde
is just really into me.Copy !req
26. Oh, he's texting back!Copy !req
27. "Yes, I do care
about you that much.Copy !req
28. You mean a lot to me and
I care deeply about you."Copy !req
29. Aw! Aw! Aw! Aw!Copy !req
30. He sure is
in love with you, Bebe!Copy !req
31. He's a Goddamn dream boat!Copy !req
32. Hey, Stan, is there a
time we could talk today?Copy !req
33. I'm feeling a little insecure
about some things.Copy !req
34. Hey, Clyde, can I talk to you?Copy !req
35. Sure, bro. Well, um,Copy !req
36. Wendy just came up to
me and was acting all hurtCopy !req
37. 'cause she thinks I
don't care about her.Copy !req
38. Uh-huh.Copy !req
39. And she said that she wishes
I would reply to her textsCopy !req
40. the way that Clyde
responds to Bebe's.Copy !req
41. So, like... how do you do it?Copy !req
42. ChatGPT, dude.Copy !req
43. ChatGPT? Yeah, dude,Copy !req
44. there's a bunch of apps and
programs you can subscribeCopy !req
45. to that use OpenAI to
do all your writing for you.Copy !req
46. People use em to write
poems, write job applications,Copy !req
47. but what they're really good forCopy !req
48. is dealing with chicks.Copy !req
49. Here. Check it out.Copy !req
50. There's tons of ChatGPT
apps for you phone.Copy !req
51. So, then I can take
whatever latest dumb thingCopy !req
52. Bebe texted me, I copy it,Copy !req
53. then I open the GPT app,Copy !req
54. Click "respond to," paste
her text here, hit "write."Copy !req
55. It just thinks for a second.Copy !req
56. "You would look great
with any length of hair!Copy !req
57. Trying a new look could be fun."Copy !req
58. Copy that into
messages and send it off.Copy !req
59. It's super easy and convenient
and it saves me a ton of timeCopy !req
60. because she texts
me so Goddamn much.Copy !req
61. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
62. "I probably won't do it, but
thanks for being supportive."Copy !req
63. Cut. Paste. Write.
Cut. Messages. Paste.Copy !req
64. Send. There.Copy !req
65. All done with her stupid shit.Copy !req
66. This is a real app?Copy !req
67. It'll completely
change your life, bro.Copy !req
68. Just, uh... Just don't
tell anybody, huh?Copy !req
69. If Bebe found out,
I'd be a dead man.Copy !req
70. Keeps me awake thinking backCopy !req
71. Every letter makes
me lose my reasonCopy !req
72. Every word is like
your kindest touchCopy !req
73. How much I need youCopy !req
74. Hello?Copy !req
75. Hey, Stan, I didn't get it yet.Copy !req
76. Didn't get what?Copy !req
77. You asked me if I wantedCopy !req
78. a bedtime story about
frogs or a song about swans.Copy !req
79. I said a bedtime story!Copy !req
80. Oh, yeah, I-I wrote it.Copy !req
81. I'll send it to you right now.Copy !req
82. Okay, bye!Copy !req
83. Okay, children
let's take our seats.Copy !req
84. I've graded your midterm essays,Copy !req
85. and I have to say, for the
most part, they were terrible.Copy !req
86. However, there were some
essays that I'm very happy with.Copy !req
87. There was a really
great essay from ClydeCopy !req
88. on the "1840s Labor UnionsCopy !req
89. and Their Effect on the
Industrial Revolution."Copy !req
90. Let's hear it for Clyde, kids!Copy !req
91. Great work, Clyde.Copy !req
92. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
93. Uh-huh. What?Copy !req
94. Someone who never
writes good essays, Butters,Copy !req
95. wrote an amazing piece
on "Post-Cold War PolandCopy !req
96. and the Changing
Provision of Security."Copy !req
97. Check plus, Butters!Copy !req
98. Oh, uh... thanks.Copy !req
99. We also have another studentCopy !req
100. who wrote a
shockingly good paper.Copy !req
101. This one's called "A Feminist
Neoliberal PerspectiveCopy !req
102. of Post-War Afghanistan"
by Eric Cartman!Copy !req
103. Ah, yes, thank you, thank you.Copy !req
104. And this week, we have a new
student to the check plus club.Copy !req
105. For an amazing essay
called "Writing a PolicyCopy !req
106. About Improving the
Rights of Migrant Workers."Copy !req
107. Let's hear it for Stan!Copy !req
108. All right, what the
hell is going on?Copy !req
109. You tell me what's going on!Copy !req
110. Clearly, somebody told
Stan about ChatGPT!Copy !req
111. You guys are using
it to write essays, too!Copy !req
112. Yes, we are all using it,Copy !req
113. and we had a pact that
we wouldn't tell anyone elseCopy !req
114. because then everyone
will start using itCopy !req
115. and Mr. Garrison
will figure it out!Copy !req
116. So who blabbed to Stan?Copy !req
117. I just told Stan about it as
a tool to text his girlfriend.Copy !req
118. God damn it, Clyde!Copy !req
119. You don't use an amazing
AI cheating tool to talk to girls!Copy !req
120. You're gonna ruin everything!Copy !req
121. This can't be open
source, you guys!Copy !req
122. If everyone starts
using ChatGPT,Copy !req
123. then we lose our
unfair advantage.Copy !req
124. Oh, God... damn it.Copy !req
125. If they find out that we
don't have to work anymore,Copy !req
126. then they aren't gonna want to
work and then we're all screwed!Copy !req
127. Who's the one who
first found ChatGPTCopy !req
128. and thought to
use it for essays?Copy !req
129. Butters. Right.Copy !req
130. But then Butters
told me about it,Copy !req
131. and I told him not
to tell anyone else!Copy !req
132. Right, but then you went
and blabbed about it to Clyde.Copy !req
133. That's right. I
was a little excited.Copy !req
134. You guys, I'm not
going to tell anyone else!Copy !req
135. You really think I want Wendy
finding out about this thing?Copy !req
136. Fine. So we're
all in it together.Copy !req
137. But you guys need to be
careful what you use it for.Copy !req
138. Because once you
bring girls into things,Copy !req
139. they're gonna ruin it.Copy !req
140. Just like slavery.Copy !req
141. Ugh.Copy !req
142. Ugh, God, I can't take it, Rick!Copy !req
143. What's the matter?Copy !req
144. Oh, it's just grading these
stupid papers all the time!Copy !req
145. I have to read em' all and
comment on each one of them.Copy !req
146. Jesus Christ.
Something's changed,Copy !req
147. and now a few of the kids
are writing these really long,Copy !req
148. detailed essays. I don't
know what's going on.Copy !req
149. I guess I've taught
them really well,Copy !req
150. maybe a bit too well.Copy !req
151. Uh, yeah...Copy !req
152. Have you ever heard of ChatGPT?Copy !req
153. - ChatGPWhoza what?
- The is that?Copy !req
154. There's a few apps
now, really. But see?Copy !req
155. It has AI and takes
any subject matterCopy !req
156. and can instantly give youCopy !req
157. whatever kind of
content you want.Copy !req
158. Wait a minute...Copy !req
159. There's an app
that anyone can useCopy !req
160. that does all the thinking
and writing for you?Copy !req
161. Yeah.Copy !req
162. Well, this is gonna be amazing!Copy !req
163. I can use it to
grade all my papers,Copy !req
164. and no one will ever know!Copy !req
165. Uh, yeah, sure.Copy !req
166. I'll just type the
title of the essay in,Copy !req
167. and it'll generate a comment,Copy !req
168. and I don't even have
to read the stupid things!Copy !req
169. Yeah, and then you'll
have more free time.Copy !req
170. Oh, this is great.
Thanks so much!Copy !req
171. Just got to make sure nobody
finds out I'm being sneakyCopy !req
172. Oh, and... and, hey, Rick?Copy !req
173. Yeah?Copy !req
174. Thanks for all the
replies to my texts today.Copy !req
175. They were really supportive.Copy !req
176. Oh. Yeah. Sure thing.Copy !req
177. This place is good, right?Copy !req
178. Yeah, it's really good.Copy !req
179. Well, I know it's not much,Copy !req
180. but I just wanted to
take you out somewhereCopy !req
181. to say thanks, Stan. For what?Copy !req
182. For stepping up and
working on communicationCopy !req
183. when I asked you to.Copy !req
184. Oh, that's cool.Copy !req
185. The things we've
talked about, Stan,Copy !req
186. it's really helping me.Copy !req
187. I don't feel so alone
and misunderstood.Copy !req
188. I've been so scared
for so long to tell anyoneCopy !req
189. what happened to
me when I was six.Copy !req
190. Yeah. And...Copy !req
191. everything you had to
say about it was just right.Copy !req
192. It really changed the way I
think about the whole thing.Copy !req
193. Yeah.Copy !req
194. And when you said the same
thing happened to you, I...Copy !req
195. I couldn't believe it.Copy !req
196. Were you at home
when it happened?Copy !req
197. Yep. But you're right.Copy !req
198. We can't dwell on those things.Copy !req
199. You're right
about a lot of stuff.Copy !req
200. There was just that one
thing I don't understand.Copy !req
201. About the boating
accident in Switzerland?Copy !req
202. The boating accident
in Switzerland...Copy !req
203. was tough.Copy !req
204. I thought you said it was great.Copy !req
205. It was great. And very tough.Copy !req
206. But how did it cause the
thing with your cousin?Copy !req
207. Oh, shit. What time is it?Copy !req
208. It's a little after 4:00.Copy !req
209. Oh, shit. My mom
told me to be homeCopy !req
210. right at a little after 4:00.Copy !req
211. Sorry, Wendy.
I-I gotta get going.Copy !req
212. No, no, no, that's totally
okay. I gotta get going, too.Copy !req
213. Okay, cool.Copy !req
214. Thank you so much, Stan.Copy !req
215. Thank you for being the
only real thing in my life.Copy !req
216. Shit.Copy !req
217. "Oh, Bebe,
your name is like a song.Copy !req
218. A melody stuck in
my head so long.Copy !req
219. I can't help but smile
when I hear it said...Copy !req
220. Bebe, the name
always in my head."Copy !req
221. Oh, God, so obvious.Copy !req
222. "I dream of spending
my days with you, Bebe.Copy !req
223. In South Park or
anywhere that maybay.Copy !req
224. Talking, laughing,
just being together."Copy !req
225. "In a dream I hope
will last forever."Copy !req
226. Excuse me, Mr. Garrison?Copy !req
227. Mr. Garrison?Copy !req
228. Oh, yeah. What?Copy !req
229. I'm sorry, but I need to
address your class really quick.Copy !req
230. Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. Go ahead.Copy !req
231. M'kay, kids, I need to
discuss a very serious matter.Copy !req
232. There is a rumor going around
that someone at this schoolCopy !req
233. is using open AI
technology to do their work.Copy !req
234. Well, that's crazy!
Who would do that?Copy !req
235. Now, I know that everyone
at this school is honest,Copy !req
236. hard-working, m'kay, wouldn't...Copy !req
237. Wouldn't even want
to use this "ChatGBD."Copy !req
238. ChatGPT!Copy !req
239. Oh, m'kay, but the school boardCopy !req
240. has decided to call in a companyCopy !req
241. that can detect AI in schoolworkCopy !req
242. and make sure
nobody here is cheating.Copy !req
243. They... They are gonna what?Copy !req
244. So we're just gonna collect all
the school work that we can...Copy !req
245. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
246. And we are gonna
have them analyzedCopy !req
247. for any AI contributions, m'kay?Copy !req
248. Well, those are... those
aren't, uh, quite ready.Copy !req
249. Don't worry. We'll get
these all back to youCopy !req
250. after the testers
look through them.Copy !req
251. M'kay, kids, sorry
for the intrusion.Copy !req
252. Get back to your day. M'kay.Copy !req
253. God dammit!Copy !req
254. I told you guys this
was gonna happen!Copy !req
255. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
256. There's nothing
we can do. It's over!Copy !req
257. We've lost our unfair advantage.Copy !req
258. That's not what's important.Copy !req
259. If they find out I've been
using open AI for class,Copy !req
260. Wendy's gonna know
I've been using it with her,Copy !req
261. and it's gonna crush her!Copy !req
262. Dude, same. Bebe's
gonna kill me.Copy !req
263. And who's fault
is that, you guys?Copy !req
264. I told you that once you
bring women into things,Copy !req
265. they ruin it just
like they did slavery.Copy !req
266. Okay, Eric, could you explainCopy !req
267. exactly how women
ruined slavery?Copy !req
268. No, I can't, because I can't
use ChatGPT anymoreCopy !req
269. 'cause we got busted!Copy !req
270. Look, maybe...Copy !req
271. Maybe this AI-detection
technology won't work.Copy !req
272. It doesn't matter
if it doesn't work.Copy !req
273. Cat is out of the bag now!Copy !req
274. This was supposed
to be our thingCopy !req
275. for us to get ahead, but now...Copy !req
276. God dammit, get the out of here!Copy !req
277. M'kay, I'm just
a little confused.Copy !req
278. You think we shouldn't have
the kids' schoolwork analyzedCopy !req
279. for using AI writing apps?Copy !req
280. Look, it's just...Copy !req
281. It's really unfair to the kids.Copy !req
282. I mean, what are we saying?
That we don't trust them?Copy !req
283. I mean, geez!Copy !req
284. But don't you think if kids
aren't writing their own papers,Copy !req
285. we should know?Copy !req
286. Oh, what are people afraid of?Copy !req
287. That AI is gonna
replace real writers?Copy !req
288. That Hollywood is gonna becomeCopy !req
289. just a bland
recycling of old ideas?Copy !req
290. It already is! AI might help it!Copy !req
291. Well, I don't know
what you want me to do.Copy !req
292. Yes?Copy !req
293. Mr. Mackey,
the technicianCopy !req
294. from the school advisory boardCopy !req
295. just pulled into
the parking lot.Copy !req
296. Someone here using AI
technology to do their classwork?Copy !req
297. If there is ChatGPT
being used here,Copy !req
298. I will find it.Copy !req
299. Shadowbane! Fly!Copy !req
300. Uh, hello.Copy !req
301. I'm the counselor here
at South Park Elementary.Copy !req
302. This is one of our
teachers, Mr. Garrison.Copy !req
303. I...Copy !req
304. have been hired by the
Park Country School BoardCopy !req
305. to determine if any studentsCopy !req
306. are using generative AI
technology to do their work.Copy !req
307. Uh, yes, we're excited
to work with you.Copy !req
308. We have a lot of
great students here.Copy !req
309. It only takes one student.Copy !req
310. And then it spreads
like a cancer.Copy !req
311. Come, Shadowbane!Copy !req
312. Let us find this
ChatGPT-using cheater!Copy !req
313. I'm gonna get fired. That's it.Copy !req
314. Mr. Garrison, can I talk to you?Copy !req
315. Oh, is it important, Stan?Copy !req
316. 'Cause I'm kinda dealing
with some stuff right now.Copy !req
317. Yes, it is important.Copy !req
318. You know, when you've
done something wrong,Copy !req
319. sometimes the best thing to doCopy !req
320. is just come out and admit it.Copy !req
321. Okay.Copy !req
322. Okay, you're right.
How did you find out?Copy !req
323. Clyde told me about it.Copy !req
324. I came to you because if they
find something out about me,Copy !req
325. and you punish me,Copy !req
326. it's gonna really hurt Wendy.Copy !req
327. I don't wanna
punish anyone, Stan.Copy !req
328. I completely understand. You do?Copy !req
329. Sure, I think most
the world does.Copy !req
330. I mean, why does it
matter who uses AI apps?Copy !req
331. It's just like having a
good writer's assistant.Copy !req
332. Yeah, like a good
writer's assistant.Copy !req
333. Yeah! I mean,
you're still the oneCopy !req
334. taking the time to, like,
push the buttons and stuff.Copy !req
335. Yeah! So you really don't thinkCopy !req
336. Wendy would be upset
that I used ChatGPTCopy !req
337. to respond to her texts?Copy !req
338. Hold on. People can use itCopy !req
339. to respond to other
people's texts?Copy !req
340. Rick! That lying piece of shit!Copy !req
341. But we were just saying
it was understandable...Copy !req
342. No! This is totally different!Copy !req
343. Whoever uses it for
messages is a monster!Copy !req
344. M'kay, everyone,
please just stay calm.Copy !req
345. They got him!Copy !req
346. They found the kid
that's been using AI apps.Copy !req
347. Get back! Get back, all of you.Copy !req
348. I have the student
isolated inside.Copy !req
349. W-What exactly have you found?Copy !req
350. We went through
thousands of papers.Copy !req
351. But then Shadowbane
detected Chatbot writingCopy !req
352. in this student's phone.Copy !req
353. There, you see?
She's going crazy.Copy !req
354. Oh, no.Copy !req
355. What is going on?Copy !req
356. Oh, God. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
357. The GPT stuff on her
phone didn't come from her.Copy !req
358. Keep all the children
back, Mackey.Copy !req
359. We can't let it spread!Copy !req
360. I will go inside and
get her confession.Copy !req
361. You have been cheating
on your schoolwork.Copy !req
362. No, I haven't. Say it!Copy !req
363. You have used ChatGPT
to write your essays for you.Copy !req
364. Now humble yourself
before the school!Copy !req
365. I write my own essays.Copy !req
366. I don't know what to do.Copy !req
367. I'm not creative enough
to think of a way out of this.Copy !req
368. Wait. That's it.Copy !req
369. Once upon a time,Copy !req
370. there was a boy named
Stan who lived in South Park.Copy !req
371. Stan loved his
girlfriend very much,Copy !req
372. but lately he hadn't
been truthful with her.Copy !req
373. One day, when
Stan got to school,Copy !req
374. he was approached
by his best friend.Copy !req
375. Dude, did you hear what
happened to your girlfriend?Copy !req
376. No, what about her?Copy !req
377. Dude, she got caught
cheating on her essay.Copy !req
378. Just then, Stan noticed a
commotion down the hallway.Copy !req
379. This student is going
to jail for cheating.Copy !req
380. Drugs are bad, m'kay?Copy !req
381. Hold it right there!Copy !req
382. Look, everyone, we can't blame
people who are using ChatGPT.Copy !req
383. It's not their fault.Copy !req
384. Well, whose fault is it?Copy !req
385. I'll tell you who.Copy !req
386. It's the giant tech
companies who took open AI,Copy !req
387. packaged it, monetized it,
and pushed it out to all of usCopy !req
388. as fast as they could
in order to get ahead.Copy !req
389. Open AI is so powerful
that it has to be somethingCopy !req
390. that everyone can use,
control, and contribute to.Copy !req
391. Or else AI will be
controlled by corporationsCopy !req
392. who just want an unfair
advantage like Cartman does.Copy !req
393. Hey! Screw you, you dumb Jew!Copy !req
394. We don't want big corporationsCopy !req
395. deciding what's ethical
and acceptable for AI.Copy !req
396. We were all taken advantage of,Copy !req
397. and that's why my girlfriend
would totally understandCopy !req
398. that I used ChatGPT
to respond to her texts.Copy !req
399. That's right!Copy !req
400. Well, I guess we can
let you go now, ma'am.Copy !req
401. I will find these tech companies
who are trying to use open AICopy !req
402. for their own gains,
and I will stop them!Copy !req
403. M'kay, kids, I think we
can all go home, m'kay?Copy !req
404. Everyone was happy,Copy !req
405. and Stan's girlfriend
completely forgave him.Copy !req
406. Thanks for saving me, Stan.Copy !req
407. You're welcome, sweetheart.Copy !req
408. Class dismissed!Copy !req
409. Yay!Copy !req
410. Boy, I'm sure glad
that's over with.Copy !req
411. Yeah, but...Copy !req
412. I'm still really not sure
what just happened.Copy !req
413. Well, now at least we
know that sometimesCopy !req
414. a good ol' thumbs
up from a humanCopy !req
415. is better than a
machine-generated lie.Copy !req
416. Yeah.
Yeah, you're right, Stan.Copy !req
417. I love you.Copy !req
418. Dude, how did you
pull all that off?Copy !req
419. ChatGPT, dude.Copy !req
420. >>oakislandtk<<<<<
www.opensubtitles.orgCopy !req