1. Hey, dudes. Hey, what's up?Copy !req
2. Just wondering if
you guys have seen meCopy !req
3. and Tolkien's latest Tiktok?Copy !req
4. You guys made another TikTok?Copy !req
5. I think it's really
our best one yet!Copy !req
6. Yeah, nobody really gives a
shit about your TikToks, guys.Copy !req
7. Hey, really great
TikTok, guys! Oh! Thanks!Copy !req
8. Yeah, it was pretty
amazing. Awesome!Copy !req
9. Well, anyway you guys gotta check
it out when you get a chance!Copy !req
10. See ya later!
Yeah, see you guys!Copy !req
11. Hey fellas! Loved
that last TikTok!Copy !req
12. Thanks, Butters!Copy !req
13. Konnichiwa!Copy !req
14. Sayonara!Copy !req
15. Kochi, kochi, kochi!Copy !req
16. Sayonara!Copy !req
17. Konnichiwa!Copy !req
18. Sayonara...Copy !req
19. What the is this?Copy !req
20. Seriously, what the
is this?Copy !req
21. Have you guys noticed
that Kyle and TolkienCopy !req
22. are, like, doing
everything together lately?Copy !req
23. Yeah, they're quite the
little team, aren't they?Copy !req
24. I, uh... I'm gonna
inside, guys.Copy !req
25. I'm gonna get some
homework done.Copy !req
26. Wow. I feel really
bad for Stan.Copy !req
27. It's gotta be hard to
suddenly have your best friendCopy !req
28. always hanging
with someone else.Copy !req
29. Mrph.Copy !req
30. I gotta see if there's
some way I can help.Copy !req
31. There's a little voice inside meCopy !req
32. that can't stand to
see my friend suffer.Copy !req
33. Mrph rmh rmphm?Copy !req
34. I'm gonna go be
a good Christian.Copy !req
35. Okay, just the woodwinds
for this section.Copy !req
36. Hey, Tolkien! What's goin' on?Copy !req
37. This is the brass section.Copy !req
38. Yeah, I know. I was just...Copy !req
39. I was noticing that
you're kind of hanging outCopy !req
40. a lot with Kyle lately.Copy !req
41. Is there a problem with that?Copy !req
42. No, I think it's amazing.Copy !req
43. It's awesome that someone
like you could be okayCopy !req
44. with someone like him,Copy !req
45. given all the new
information lately.Copy !req
46. You know, the stuff
that's come out aboutCopy !req
47. how the Jews stole the
Black race's identity,Copy !req
48. that the lost tribes of Judah
were actually all Africans.Copy !req
49. You didn't hear about this?Copy !req
50. Black people are
actually the JewsCopy !req
51. and people like Kyle have
taken that from them?Copy !req
52. Stop talking to me. When
the Jews came to AmericaCopy !req
53. to escape persecution
in World War II,Copy !req
54. they found that Blacks were
already the underclass in America,Copy !req
55. so they had to invent
a story for themselvesCopy !req
56. which they can make
everyone believe...Copy !req
57. because Kyle runs Hollywood!Copy !req
58. Kyle runs Hollywood, Tolkien.Copy !req
59. Hey, Stan.Copy !req
60. Guess what. I have
some good news for you.Copy !req
61. What?Copy !req
62. A little magic fairy told meCopy !req
63. that you and Kyle are gonna
get back together soon.Copy !req
64. I don't care that Kyle is
making TikToks with Tolkien.Copy !req
65. Yes, you do.Copy !req
66. But don't worry, Stan. It's
almost Valentine's Day.Copy !req
67. And the little
angel on my shoulderCopy !req
68. says that Kyle is gonna come
running back to you any minute.Copy !req
69. Hey, Stan.Copy !req
70. Oh.Copy !req
71. Hey, Kyle.Copy !req
72. Rm! Uh-huh.Copy !req
73. Well, dude, you wanna
sit down? Oh, no sorry.Copy !req
74. I was actually just seeing if you
had a phone charger I could borrow.Copy !req
75. Me and Tolkien are making
another TikTok videoCopy !req
76. and my stupid phone died!Copy !req
77. Oh. Yeah. Sure.Copy !req
78. Thanks, dude!Copy !req
79. Tolkien, I got one, dude!Copy !req
80. The is going on?Copy !req
81. Well, um, I'm gonna head
back to class, guys.Copy !req
82. I don't get it. The little
cupid is always right.Copy !req
83. Mrph rmhmhm rm.Copy !req
84. Why didn't Tolkien listen?Copy !req
85. Did you tell him about
the Black Hebrew tribes?Copy !req
86. Yeah, I told him
everything, Cupid Ye!Copy !req
87. Tee hee hee!Copy !req
88. And did you tell him
how the Jews stoleCopy !req
89. Black people's identity?Copy !req
90. Yeah, but it didn't
work, Cupid Ye.Copy !req
91. That's okay, Eric!Copy !req
92. Remember, being a
good Christian meansCopy !req
93. helping people even
when it's hard.Copy !req
94. You're right, Cupid Ye.Copy !req
95. Can you help make sure
Tolkien hears our message?Copy !req
96. Spreading information
is like spreading love.Copy !req
97. I'll help you get
the word out, Eric!Copy !req
98. Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee!Copy !req
99. Wow, that's so cool, Tolkien.Copy !req
100. Look how many likes we're
getting for this one!Copy !req
101. Hey, Kyle, you got a minute?Copy !req
102. Yeah. What's up?Copy !req
103. Well, there's this
rumor startingCopy !req
104. to go around the school.Copy !req
105. Kids are saying that, like...Copy !req
106. I don't know, that,
like, you run Hollywood?Copy !req
107. What?Copy !req
108. I told Scott that that's
just people being dumbCopy !req
109. and he shouldn't listen
to stuff like that.Copy !req
110. But... Scott and I do
have this sweet movie ideaCopy !req
111. about a dude who
has guns for handsCopy !req
112. and we have the first
20 pages written, so...Copy !req
113. You don't really run
Hollywood, right?Copy !req
114. I'm not even going to
justify that with a response.Copy !req
115. Because repeating
a derogatory slur,Copy !req
116. even for the purpose
of refuting it,Copy !req
117. can make stupid people
think it's valid!Copy !req
118. Holy shit. Kyle
runs Hollywood.Copy !req
119. Kyle runs Hollywood, and
you up the pitch!Copy !req
120. How'd I up the pitch?Copy !req
121. You gotta tell him
what the stakes are.Copy !req
122. People who make movies, they
just care about the stakes!Copy !req
123. The guy has guns for hands!Copy !req
124. Mr. Cartman, did you or did you
not tell students at this schoolCopy !req
125. That Kyle runs Hollywood?Copy !req
126. I think I did say that, yes.Copy !req
127. And why would you say
such an intolerant,Copy !req
128. offensive thing like that?Copy !req
129. Somebody runs Hollywood.Copy !req
130. Lots of people run Hollywood!Copy !req
131. Yes, lots of...
people like Kyle.Copy !req
132. Mr. Cartman you are on dangerous
frickin ground here, buddy!Copy !req
133. I'm sorry, why is
it so offensiveCopy !req
134. to say who runs Hollywood?Copy !req
135. People like Hollywood.
Hollywood's cool.Copy !req
136. The Jews should be honored
to be in charge of it.Copy !req
137. Hey! I am telling
you right now, Eric.Copy !req
138. The next time anyone
says anything aboutCopy !req
139. Kyle running
Hollywood, that personCopy !req
140. Is gonna have two
months detention.Copy !req
141. Two months?Copy !req
142. Jesus, Mary mother
full of grace.Copy !req
143. You guys really
take this seriously.Copy !req
144. Please help me be the
best Christian I can be.Copy !req
145. All I want is to help people,
but nobody understands.Copy !req
146. Please, I can't do this alone.Copy !req
147. Tee hee hee!Copy !req
148. There you are, Cupid Ye!Copy !req
149. Sorry, Eric, I was just busyCopy !req
150. praising our Savior's
name in the music studio!Copy !req
151. The Principal said
I can't talk aboutCopy !req
152. Kyle running Hollywood
anymore, Cupid Ye!Copy !req
153. Well, of course, Eric!
They're trying to silence you.Copy !req
154. That's what they do.Copy !req
155. Who's they?Copy !req
156. Oh right... them.Copy !req
157. Tee hee hee! Jews!Copy !req
158. But Cupid Ye, I have to
get to Tolkien or elseCopy !req
159. Stan is gonna be sad forever!Copy !req
160. Okay! I'll help you help
your friend however I can.Copy !req
161. You're such a good
Christian, Eric.Copy !req
162. Thanks.Copy !req
163. Just don't do anything
too drastic, okay?Copy !req
164. What do you mean?Copy !req
165. I dunno know, it's just...Copy !req
166. ever since you changed your
name and got all into Jesus,Copy !req
167. you've been acting a little
bat shit crazy, Cupid Ye.Copy !req
168. Tee hee hee!
Don't worry, Eric!Copy !req
169. I'm gonna make
everything better!Copy !req
170. Praiiise Jesus!Copy !req
171. Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee hee!Copy !req
172. The true Jews of Israel
are your Black ancestors...Copy !req
173. Tee hee hee...Copy !req
174. Huh?Copy !req
175. You think you and Kyle
make TikToks together?Copy !req
176. Kyle only cares about money.Copy !req
177. Tee hee hee...Copy !req
178. Mmm?Copy !req
179. Think about it.Copy !req
180. Are you really making
TikToks together,Copy !req
181. or is Kyle profiting off of you?Copy !req
182. It's just like the
lost tribes of Israel.Copy !req
183. Kyle wants to take all the
credit for what you doing.Copy !req
184. Tolkien?Copy !req
185. Oh, Jesus!Copy !req
186. Hey, I didn't see you
at the playground.Copy !req
187. Thought we were doing
that morning TikTok.Copy !req
188. Oh yeah, sorry.Copy !req
189. I didn't get the best
sleep last night.Copy !req
190. Everything okay?Copy !req
191. Hey, Kyle! How's
it going, man?Copy !req
192. Good, Jimmy. How are you?Copy !req
193. Great! F-F-Fantastic!Copy !req
194. Is there something
you wanted, Jimmy?Copy !req
195. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
196. I just realized that I've
never given you my headshot.Copy !req
197. You know, just in case
anything ever comes up.Copy !req
198. Anything like what?Copy !req
199. Anything like...Copy !req
200. Anything you might
need my headshot for.Copy !req
201. Jimmy, I do not run Hollywood!Copy !req
202. Well, that's not what
everyone's saying.Copy !req
203. Everyone! I do
not run Hollywood!Copy !req
204. Get a clue!Copy !req
205. God dammit! This thing
has gotten out of control!Copy !req
206. Ah, it's not a big deal.Copy !req
207. It's a huge deal!Copy !req
208. It's an attack on my
ethnicity, Tolkien.Copy !req
209. You don't understand!Copy !req
210. I don't understand?Copy !req
211. Yeah, Tolkien.Copy !req
212. There's lots of Black
people in the NBA,Copy !req
213. But nobody says, "The NBA
is run by Black people!"Copy !req
214. That's because the NBA
is run by white people!Copy !req
215. Okay, yeah, good point.Copy !req
216. Look, I'm sorry.Copy !req
217. You wanna just go make
the morning TikTok?Copy !req
218. Yeah, sure. We
still have time.Copy !req
219. Cool, come on.Copy !req
220. Stan?Copy !req
221. Sometimes, Jesus works slowly.Copy !req
222. Stop talking to me.Copy !req
223. Hey, Ger. You got
a minute to talk?Copy !req
224. Yeah, what's up, Randy?Copy !req
225. Look, I...Copy !req
226. I know that boys will be boysCopy !req
227. and as parents, we
can't always controlCopy !req
228. what their personal
decisions are.Copy !req
229. No, of course not.Copy !req
230. I just want you to
know first off that...Copy !req
231. your son is a great kid.Copy !req
232. You know, Stan and Kyle have
always been really close,Copy !req
233. and I know their friendship
has meant so much.Copy !req
234. What's happened, Randy?Copy !req
235. Well, Gerald, I don't knowCopy !req
236. if you can just talk
to your son but...Copy !req
237. can we just admit this whole
woke thing isn't working?Copy !req
238. Woke thing?Copy !req
239. I mean, it's been
great in so many ways,Copy !req
240. but now it's like every
movie and every TV show.Copy !req
241. You know, it's like, you
can see through it now.Copy !req
242. Audiences want to
be entertained.Copy !req
243. They don't want
to be preached at,Copy !req
244. and if you're just
doing shows and moviesCopy !req
245. that have like an
agenda, it's like...Copy !req
246. It's going to keep failing.Copy !req
247. Randy, what are
you talking about?Copy !req
248. Box office is down,
people are tuning out.Copy !req
249. You know it's what killed
the Marvel franchise.Copy !req
250. And just as a side note,
I'm gonna say it out loud.Copy !req
251. "Avatar 2" sucked. It
just sucked, Gerald.Copy !req
252. Someone had to be
brave enough to say it.Copy !req
253. God dammit! I do
not run Hollywood!Copy !req
254. Gerald, can you talk to him?Copy !req
255. Kyle, what is he talking about?Copy !req
256. He's just being an idiotCopy !req
257. and listening to what
Eric Cartman said!Copy !req
258. I did not hear it
from Eric Cartman.Copy !req
259. I heard it from a prominent,
respected artist on television.Copy !req
260. Who?Copy !req
261. Our next guest is a world
famous rapper and artistCopy !req
262. who claims that the
Jews run Hollywood.Copy !req
263. What exactly do
you mean by that?Copy !req
264. Well, mostly I just mean
that Jews control everythingCopy !req
265. we see on TV and the movies.Copy !req
266. And why do you not want to
show your face right now?Copy !req
267. Well, that's 'cause
there's this one Jew...Copy !req
268. Um, his name is Kyle.Copy !req
269. And he can totally retaliate me,
'cause he like, runs Hollywood.Copy !req
270. Yeah, and Jews try to
silence people all the time.Copy !req
271. Especially Black people.Copy !req
272. Yeah, especially Black people.Copy !req
273. That's because of all the
new information lately.Copy !req
274. The new information about
how the chosen peopleCopy !req
275. were actually Africans.Copy !req
276. So, you know, Black peopleCopy !req
277. have really been
hurt by the Jews.Copy !req
278. Yeah, so Hitler actually
wasn't a bad guy.Copy !req
279. Yeah, so... Whoa,
whoa, Cupid Ye.Copy !req
280. That's going a bit too far.Copy !req
281. He's just trying to be shocking.Copy !req
282. What are you watching, honey?Copy !req
283. I have no idea.Copy !req
284. Okay, wait, wait,
cut. Hang on.Copy !req
285. Let's try it again. I
think you forgot the words.Copy !req
286. Yeah, sorry. I'm just tired.Copy !req
287. I didn't get the best
sleep last night.Copy !req
288. Maybe I should do the mom part.Copy !req
289. Nah, you do the kid
part. It's funnier.Copy !req
290. Okay, yeah. I guess
you call the shots.Copy !req
291. What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
292. Just means you're in charge.Copy !req
293. Oh, I'm in charge,Copy !req
294. Like I control things?Copy !req
295. Huh, are you gonna start
saying I run Hollywood now too?Copy !req
296. I didn't say you run Hollywood.Copy !req
297. And honestly, I'm getting
kind of sick of hearing it.Copy !req
298. You're sick of hearing it?Copy !req
299. Yeah, I'm sick of hearing it.Copy !req
300. Oh, my God, are you
listening to yourself?Copy !req
301. You of all people should
have some compassion.Copy !req
302. Oh, really? Why me
of all people, Kyle?Copy !req
303. You seriously don't know why?Copy !req
304. You know that Jews have
stood alongside BlacksCopy !req
305. since the Civil Rights
movement began, right?Copy !req
306. What does that have
to do with anything?Copy !req
307. I'm just saying I thought
you'd be a better friend.Copy !req
308. 'Cause you're like...Copy !req
309. 'Cause I'm like what? Black?Copy !req
310. Oh my God, this is so awesome.Copy !req
311. Whatever, Tolkien.Copy !req
312. Now you're gonna
act like I somehowCopy !req
313. did something wrong to you.Copy !req
314. No, you didn't do it to me.Copy !req
315. It just seems to work out that
way all the time for you people.Copy !req
316. You people?Copy !req
317. No, it works that
way for you people!Copy !req
318. You know what? I don't wanna
make TikToks with you anymore!Copy !req
319. I don't wanna make
TikToks with you anymore!Copy !req
320. Good!Copy !req
321. We did it.Copy !req
322. I can't believe we did it.Copy !req
323. Praise Christ! They'll
probably never talk again!Copy !req
324. And now Stan can have
his best friend back.Copy !req
325. Yeah, and we can
spread our Nazi messageCopy !req
326. all over the world!Copy !req
327. Whoa, whoa, okay, Cupid Ye.Copy !req
328. You mean our Christian message.Copy !req
329. It's the same thing. Christian
message, Nazi message.Copy !req
330. Hitler was a great Christian.Copy !req
331. Cupid Ye, are you okay?Copy !req
332. Do you need to, like,
talk to somebody?Copy !req
333. I mean it.Copy !req
334. People have to die so that
the better races can live.Copy !req
335. Okay, Cupid Ye. Time
to go back inside.Copy !req
336. Tee hee hee hee! Tee hee hee!Copy !req
337. Come on, let's go, Ye.Copy !req
338. I don't think so, dawg!Copy !req
339. Let's go torch
some mother!Copy !req
340. Deathcon one, bitches!Copy !req
341. Yeeee?Copy !req
342. Yeeeeeeeeeeee!Copy !req
343. Oh, shit.Copy !req
344. Yeah?Copy !req
345. Stan! We aren't safe!Copy !req
346. What?Copy !req
347. He's totally gone crazy.Copy !req
348. I don't think I can
reason with him anymore!Copy !req
349. Reason with who?Copy !req
350. Stan, listen to me.Copy !req
351. There's someone who's been
messing with Kyle and Tolkien.Copy !req
352. He said it was to be a
good Christian, but...Copy !req
353. But I think he's just been
using Christianity as an excuseCopy !req
354. to be a racist piece of shit.Copy !req
355. What did you do?Copy !req
356. Not me, Stan!Copy !req
357. This is going to be extremely
hard to believe, but...Copy !req
358. There's a little magic angelCopy !req
359. that comes each year
around Valentine's Day.Copy !req
360. He spreads love and brings
lonely people together.Copy !req
361. But this year is different.Copy !req
362. Cupid me found Christ
and changed his name.Copy !req
363. And I have to find a way to
get him back on his meds.Copy !req
364. Dude, Cartman, are you okay?Copy !req
365. Do you need to, like,
talk to somebody?Copy !req
366. Stan, do you believe
in Santa Claus?Copy !req
367. Yeah.Copy !req
368. Do you believe in
the Easter Bunny?Copy !req
369. I guess so.Copy !req
370. Then believe that tomorrow
is Valentine's Day...Copy !req
371. and there's no telling what
Cupid Ye is capable of.Copy !req
372. Happy Valentine's Day, Clyde!Copy !req
373. Here's a Valentine for you, Red!Copy !req
374. Ah, Valentine's
day. Isn't it nice?Copy !req
375. Love is in the air!Copy !req
376. Who is it? Tee-hee-hee!Copy !req
377. Hey! Asshole!Copy !req
378. Other people need to
use the bathroom, too!Copy !req
379. Whoa... Dude...Copy !req
380. Happy Valentine's Day, bitch!Copy !req
381. What the hell?Copy !req
382. How about a little
anti-Semitism?Copy !req
383. Ugh!Copy !req
384. Aahghgghgh!Copy !req
385. Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee!Copy !req
386. What is that?Copy !req
387. Tolkien!Copy !req
388. Tolkien, I need to talk to you.Copy !req
389. About what?Copy !req
390. Tolkien... I owe
you an apology.Copy !req
391. Someone has been
messing with you...Copy !req
392. and it was all for me.Copy !req
393. I don't get it.Copy !req
394. I've been jealous about
you and Kyle's TikToks.Copy !req
395. Tee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee-hee!Copy !req
396. Mr. Mackey (over P.A.):
Attention, students!Copy !req
397. There is a giant
bee in the school!Copy !req
398. Get somewhere safe!
There's a giant bee!Copy !req
399. Oh, Jesus, here it is!Copy !req
400. Cupid Ye: Tee-hee-hee-hee!
Tee-hee-hee!Copy !req
401. Mr. Oh,
God! It's a bee!Copy !req
402. Look, there he is!Copy !req
403. What do you think
you're doing, Kyle?Copy !req
404. W-What do you mean?Copy !req
405. A "Lord of the Rings" prequel?Copy !req
406. What were you thinking?Copy !req
407. How many more superheroes
do you think we need?Copy !req
408. Mario Brothers, Kyle?Copy !req
409. You seriously can't do
better than Mario Brothers?Copy !req
410. That's enough, you guys!Copy !req
411. Tolkien?Copy !req
412. I'm sorry, Kyle.Copy !req
413. It's not his fault, it's mine!Copy !req
414. I was jealous of you
guys and your TikToks.Copy !req
415. What are you waiting for?
Let's jack up these mofos!Copy !req
416. Holy shit! What
the hell is that?Copy !req
417. Cupid Yeeeeeeee!Copy !req
418. Time to take your meds.Copy !req
419. No! Those are how
people control me!Copy !req
420. You're taking your meds,
Ye, one way or another!Copy !req
421. No! I'm not taking...Copy !req
422. You're taking your
medication! Let me go!Copy !req
423. I'm not t... You're
taking it, Ye!Copy !req
424. Swallow it! Swallow it!Copy !req
425. Ye? Ye?Copy !req
426. Eric?Copy !req
427. Cupid me?Copy !req
428. You guys! It's
Cupid me! He's back!Copy !req
429. What day is it?Copy !req
430. Why it's Valentine's
Day, Cupid me!Copy !req
431. Valentines Day?Copy !req
432. Well, then, I need
to get to work!Copy !req
433. Tee-hee-hee-hee!
Tee-hee-hee! Yeah!Copy !req
434. Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee!Copy !req
435. We have a young man who
is joining us here todayCopy !req
436. to talk about stereotypesCopy !req
437. and the harm that
they can bring.Copy !req
438. Young man, what is your message?Copy !req
439. My message is, we can't
control what people say.Copy !req
440. So we have to be smart about
what we choose to believe.Copy !req
441. If one idiot says
that a certain groupCopy !req
442. "runs Hollywood," look into it.Copy !req
443. With very minimal effort, you
will find that "Hollywood"Copy !req
444. is a multi-tiered industryCopy !req
445. run by tens of
thousands of peopleCopy !req
446. from all over the world.Copy !req
447. In the past, Jews were shut
out of most professions.Copy !req
448. So they came to dominate
vaudeville, which back thenCopy !req
449. was considered too low-brow
for good Christians.Copy !req
450. Those Jews eventually moved WestCopy !req
451. and started the
first movie studiosCopy !req
452. when movies were also considered
work for the underclasses.Copy !req
453. And their descendantsCopy !req
454. are now a decent
percentage of the thousandsCopy !req
455. of people of all races
that make Hollywood run.Copy !req
456. This young manCopy !req
457. has said in plain words what
so many of us in HollywoodCopy !req
458. have been trying to get
people to understand.Copy !req
459. To hear it all so plain,
and so passionate.Copy !req
460. This kid thinks about things
the way we all need to.Copy !req
461. You know what I think?Copy !req
462. I think this kid
should run Hollywood!Copy !req
463. Yeah!Copy !req
464. Whoa, whoa...
Wait, what? Whoa.Copy !req
465. - Let him run Hollywood!
- Yeah! Give the kid a shot!Copy !req
466. - Come on!
- Let him do it!Copy !req
467. God damn it.Copy !req
468. Let the Jew run it!Copy !req
469. Let the Jew run it!Copy !req