1. Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm!Copy !req
2. Okay, children, let's take our seats!Copy !req
3. Good morning, kids. So great to see you!Copy !req
4. I know it's always a little
hard coming back from a break.Copy !req
5. You know, you know, we've
had a few distractionsCopy !req
6. but let's just pick up
where we left off.Copy !req
7. Kids, over this last break,
I met somebody.Copy !req
8. And, uh, I'm pretty excited.Copy !req
9. And, uh, we've been really enjoyingCopy !req
10. each other's company, and,
you know, things got physical.Copy !req
11. His name is Rick, and, uh, well, anyway,Copy !req
12. I really wanted you to meet him, just...Copy !req
13. You know he's a...
He's a little nervous,Copy !req
14. so just be cool, okay?Copy !req
15. Come on, Rick.Copy !req
16. Oh, come on, you big silly,
they're not gonna bite you.Copy !req
17. Class...Copy !req
18. this is Rick.Copy !req
19. Now, look, we're not gettin'
married tomorrow or anything.Copy !req
20. We're just enjoying each other's companyCopy !req
21. and seeing where this
whole thing takes us.Copy !req
22. This is really awkward.Copy !req
23. I-I told you I thought
this was a bad idea.Copy !req
24. He's very shy,Copy !req
25. but I wanted you kids to know
that he treats me really well.Copy !req
26. Way better than that
narcissistic psychopath Marcus!Copy !req
27. I-I should be going.Copy !req
28. Okay, okay, well, you're gonna
come pick me up after school?Copy !req
29. Yeah, yeah, you're done at 4:00?Copy !req
30. I'll be ready like 3:30.Copy !req
31. They like you.Copy !req
32. They do! No, that's just
them being them.Copy !req
33. Okay, text me at lunch!Copy !req
34. Bye, Ri-i-i-i-ck!Copy !req
35. Oh, shit, it's Marcus!
Should I answer it?Copy !req
36. I have to answer it. He's
gonna suspect something.Copy !req
37. Just keep quiet about
Rick! Don't say anything!Copy !req
38. H-Hey, Marcus. Whats up?Copy !req
39. No.Copy !req
40. No.Copy !req
41. I'm in the classroom with the kids.Copy !req
42. Aren't... Aren't I, kids?Copy !req
43. O-Okay, you couldn't really
hear them, but I'm with the kids.Copy !req
44. No.Copy !req
45. Who's Rick?Copy !req
46. We've never heard of
Rick, have we, kids?Copy !req
47. Will you say something!Copy !req
48. Marcus, Marcus, I really don't... why?Copy !req
49. Fine! Go ahead!Copy !req
50. That's fi-fine! Okay, geez!Copy !req
51. Well, nice going, kids.Copy !req
52. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
53. You don't listen,Copy !req
54. and you blatantly go
against my direction!Copy !req
55. What's going on here, students?Copy !req
56. I ask them for a response, and nothing!Copy !req
57. First they just sit there
when I need their focusCopy !req
58. and their energy and when
I ask them for...Copy !req
59. You kids know that these teachersCopy !req
60. are doing their very
best for your benefit?Copy !req
61. I don't know how much
more I can take of this.Copy !req
62. I am sick and tired of students thinkingCopy !req
63. they can walk all over their teachersCopy !req
64. who gave you everything they've got!Copy !req
65. I've got enough problems as it is.Copy !req
66. I tell you what else.Copy !req
67. This Friday, for pajama day at school,Copy !req
68. this class does not get
to wear their pajamas.Copy !req
69. - What?
- What'd he say?Copy !req
70. You heard me.
No pajama day for this class.Copy !req
71. Now maybe you'll remember
to have some respectCopy !req
72. for your teacher!Copy !req
73. This is bullshit!Copy !req
74. They can't take our pajamas from us!Copy !req
75. Who does the principal think he is?Copy !req
76. After everything we've been
through the past couple years,Copy !req
77. they're gonna take
pajama day from us, too.Copy !req
78. We didn't even do anything wrong!Copy !req
79. We didn't do anything wrong!Copy !req
80. We keep not doing anything wrong,Copy !req
81. and we keep getting!Copy !req
82. Guess that's just part of
being a kid these days.Copy !req
83. Yup.Copy !req
84. Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.Copy !req
85. We are not going
to just stand for this?Copy !req
86. What else can we do, brah?Copy !req
87. Brah, we can have some goddamn balls.Copy !req
88. What does Matt Damon say
on that Bitcoin commercial?Copy !req
89. - Fortune favors the brave.
- My dad saidCopy !req
90. he listened to Matt Damon
and lost all his money.Copy !req
91. Yes, everyone did. But
they were brave in doing so.Copy !req
92. We have to stand up
for ourselves, you guys.Copy !req
93. I say we go right to
the principal's officeCopy !req
94. and tell him what's up, brah.Copy !req
95. Yeah.Copy !req
96. Some kids want to speak
with you about pajama day.Copy !req
97. Alright, send 'em in.Copy !req
98. Mr. Principal, sir,Copy !req
99. can we please wear our
pajamas on pajama day?Copy !req
100. I'm sorry, ladies.Copy !req
101. I have made a decision,
and I'm sticking to it.Copy !req
102. Mr. Principal, we really
didn't do anything wrong.Copy !req
103. I appreciate your sentiment,
but as principal of the school,Copy !req
104. it's my job to make decisionsCopy !req
105. and stand by them to maintain order.Copy !req
106. Do you know how long we've
waited for pajama day?Copy !req
107. You can't force us to
wear normal clothes!Copy !req
108. What is this, Nazi Germany?Copy !req
109. Hey! How many times have I told you kidsCopy !req
110. not to bring up Nazi GermanyCopy !req
111. when you don't get something you want?Copy !req
112. - You're a fascist!
- Get out!Copy !req
113. You're a fascist, and this
whole school stinks of Nazis!Copy !req
114. I can't believe the things
these students say sometimes.Copy !req
115. You better quit while you're ahead.Copy !req
116. What?Copy !req
117. You don't understand how
important pajama day is to kids.Copy !req
118. It's like the Met Gala for children.Copy !req
119. If I change my mind now, I look weak.Copy !req
120. Mkay... But I don't thinkCopy !req
121. this is gonna end up
the way you want it to.Copy !req
122. Hey, look! It's Eric Cartman!Copy !req
123. Eric! Eric!Copy !req
124. It's okay! What's wrong?Copy !req
125. Oh, God!Copy !req
126. I-I was at the school and
it... it was pajama dayCopy !req
127. and I... And I didn't have pajamas onCopy !req
128. and then I died!Copy !req
129. - And then I died!
- Shh! Eric!Copy !req
130. Eric, it's okay, sweetie. Shh.Copy !req
131. Yes hello, Ms. Cartman.Copy !req
132. This is the school principal returning
your call. What can I do for you?Copy !req
133. Uh, yes, I understand
that you told my childCopy !req
134. that he isn't allowed to
wear pajamas this Friday?Copy !req
135. What is this, Nazi Germany?Copy !req
136. Your son is part of a classCopy !req
137. that lost their pajama-day
privilege, correct.Copy !req
138. Well, I'm sorry, but
I don't think it's safeCopy !req
139. for Eric to not wear his
pajamas on pajama day.Copy !req
140. He could die.Copy !req
141. Well, I've already made my
decision, and it's final.Copy !req
142. Well, I'm not really
sure where you get offCopy !req
143. telling me what my son
can and can't wear.Copy !req
144. What do you think about that?Copy !req
145. Yeah, get him, Mom!Copy !req
146. Tell him to off!Copy !req
147. In fact, I think you can off.Copy !req
148. Ms. Cartman if you are worried
about your son's safety,Copy !req
149. then perhaps you should just
keep him home for pajama day.Copy !req
150. Uh, I can just keep
him home on pajama day?Copy !req
151. No, I can't stay home
because you have to go to workCopy !req
152. because Matt Damon told
you fortune favors the braveCopy !req
153. and now you lost all your money!Copy !req
154. Matt Damon told me
fortune favors the brave,Copy !req
155. and I lost all my money!Copy !req
156. I'm sorry?Copy !req
157. I am going rally all the parents,Copy !req
158. and I am going to the press!Copy !req
159. If my son can't wear
his pajamas to school,Copy !req
160. then no kids are going to
wear their pajamas to school!Copy !req
161. yes, Mom,
that was sweet!Copy !req
162. Wait, no, I want to wear my
pajamas to school!Copy !req
163. You it up, Mom!Copy !req
164. Tom, guten tag and Heil Hitler.Copy !req
165. Apparently, we are
living in Nazi Germany.Copy !req
166. The elementary school behind
me is telling some studentsCopy !req
167. they can't wear their
pajamas to pajama day.Copy !req
168. The principal of the
school says the studentsCopy !req
169. are being reprimanded for bad behavior.Copy !req
170. But many parents are left wondering...Copy !req
171. The school's mandate
has caused a backlashCopy !req
172. with members of the communityCopy !req
173. who are now wearing their
pajamas to work in protest!Copy !req
174. Pajama time!Copy !req
175. Whoo!Copy !req
176. Pajama time!Copy !req
177. I've got my jammies on!Copy !req
178. Making a difference can be fun!Copy !req
179. - Testaburger!
- Oh!Copy !req
180. I need to talk to you now!Copy !req
181. - Yes?
- Miss Testaburger...Copy !req
182. I need you to get me out of this.Copy !req
183. Sir?Copy !req
184. I made a tactical decision.Copy !req
185. Now if I go back and say
maybe I was wrong, I look weak.Copy !req
186. Well, Mr. Principal, if you just...Copy !req
187. Zip it! I need you to get
everyone in your classCopy !req
188. to work together and have
Mr. Garrison come to meCopy !req
189. saying your pajama day
should be reinstated.Copy !req
190. You get the girls and
the boys to work together.Copy !req
191. This is your problem now, Testaburger.Copy !req
192. Hey, guys... I just wanna sayCopy !req
193. I'm really proud to be
a part of this office.Copy !req
194. Wearing our pajamas showsCopy !req
195. that we care about those school kids...Copy !req
196. That we care about other people.Copy !req
197. South Park Realtors!Copy !req
198. South Park Realtors!Copy !req
199. Hey, guys... Sorry I'm a little late.Copy !req
200. Got a flat tire on the interstate.Copy !req
201. What's the latest news?Copy !req
202. What's going on, Mike?Copy !req
203. Well, what do you mean?Copy !req
204. You're not wearing... pajamas.Copy !req
205. Oh... yeah... I-I didn't
really wanna wear pajamas.Copy !req
206. We're all wearing pajamas.Copy !req
207. Yeah, I just didn't want to
with the rain and slush outside.Copy !req
208. It just... didn't make
any sense to wear pajamas.Copy !req
209. Uh, Mike, we're trying
to do the right thing,Copy !req
210. and it only works if
we all wear pajamas.Copy !req
211. Well, you can't force
me to wear pajamas.Copy !req
212. What is this, Nazi Germany?Copy !req
213. We aren't telling you to wear pajamas...Copy !req
214. But I'm pretty sure the
sign right here on the doorCopy !req
215. says you have to wear pajamas!Copy !req
216. Hey, Mike, just put on some pajamas.Copy !req
217. It's not a big deal.Copy !req
218. Good. If it's not a big dealCopy !req
219. then I'll choose not to wear pajamas.Copy !req
220. You redneck, gun toting piece of shit.Copy !req
221. Ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
222. We have been at war for too long.Copy !req
223. Yesterday, Wendy Testaburger came to meCopy !req
224. and said we need to get
the boys and girls togetherCopy !req
225. to find a solution for pajama day.Copy !req
226. I was delighted.Copy !req
227. We must put our differences aside,Copy !req
228. because we all want one thing.Copy !req
229. The right to be in our jam
jams this Friday all cozy wozy.Copy !req
230. It's comfy womfy.Copy !req
231. Comfy womfy, cozy wozy,Copy !req
232. the point is we are getting.Copy !req
233. We all have to be on
the same page, here.Copy !req
234. That's right. We need all of us.Copy !req
235. Boys and girls working together.Copy !req
236. And so together, what
are we going to do?Copy !req
237. We could shoot up the school!Copy !req
238. Shoot up the school, nice.Copy !req
239. It's just done a lot.Copy !req
240. Anything a little more original?Copy !req
241. We burn down the cafeteria?Copy !req
242. We smear human shit on all the windows?Copy !req
243. We apologize.Copy !req
244. You guys want a chance
to save pajama day?Copy !req
245. Then join us in telling
Mr. Garrison we're all sorry.Copy !req
246. We didn't do anything.Copy !req
247. At school tomorrow we all
tell Mr. Garrison he was rightCopy !req
248. and that we've been terrible students.Copy !req
249. That we weren't listeningCopy !req
250. and that he deserves
to be angry with us.Copy !req
251. We tell him how much we careCopy !req
252. and that we want to see
him more as a human beingCopy !req
253. than just a teacher.Copy !req
254. That is just the kind of manipulative,Copy !req
255. psychotic thinking that we needed.Copy !req
256. - We can do this!
- We just have to be brave.Copy !req
257. But not too brave or
else Matt Damon will comeCopy !req
258. and take all our money.Copy !req
259. Alright, dude, can we lay off
the Matt Damon jokes, please?Copy !req
260. They're just getting old.Copy !req
261. Tom, warm up the wienerschnitzel
and put on your lederhosenCopy !req
262. because now people are being toldCopy !req
263. to stop making Matt Damon jokes.Copy !req
264. Opponents are claiming that
the jokes are already tiredCopy !req
265. and Matt Damon had every right
to make a Bitcoin commercial,Copy !req
266. so the jokes need to stop.Copy !req
267. All we can say is...Copy !req
268. Cuz it's gettin' real
Nazi Germany up in here.Copy !req
269. Back to you, Tom.Copy !req
270. This is totally ridiculous.
You know that, right?Copy !req
271. I'm sorry, sir, but we
aren't seating anyoneCopy !req
272. who isn't wearing their pajamas.Copy !req
273. Please, ma'am, I just
want to sit down and eat.Copy !req
274. I understand, but the management
prefers that everyone insideCopy !req
275. be nice and comfy womfy.Copy !req
276. So I have to be comfy wumfyCopy !req
277. to get a Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity?Copy !req
278. Sir, I'm just the hostess here.Copy !req
279. If you prefer, you only need
to wear your pajamas to get in.Copy !req
280. You don't have to
wear them at your tableCopy !req
281. while you're actively eating.Copy !req
282. So it's ok if we put on our pajamas,Copy !req
283. walk through the whole
restaurant to the table,Copy !req
284. and then take our pajamas off.Copy !req
285. What is the point?Copy !req
286. What seems to be the problem here?Copy !req
287. Oh, I see!Copy !req
288. Remember... no matter how angry
he is, tell him he's right.Copy !req
289. Good morning, class!Copy !req
290. Good mornin'! Good mornin!Copy !req
291. Good mornin', good morning'Copy !req
292. To you and you and you and you!Copy !req
293. So... how are you guys?Copy !req
294. You're probably wondering
how things are with Rick.Copy !req
295. I just flat out told him that
Marcus was still calling meCopy !req
296. and you know what Rick said?Copy !req
297. He said, "If you're not over
Marcus, then take some time.Copy !req
298. I'll be here."Copy !req
299. Is that not the sweetest
thing you've ever heard?Copy !req
300. I called him back like
three minutes laterCopy !req
301. and I said, "I don't
need time. I need you."Copy !req
302. I said, "Can I just come over?"Copy !req
303. And the way he held me
when I got to his house,Copy !req
304. it was like, "Ohhh, this is security."Copy !req
305. And then later on when we were in bed,Copy !req
306. I'd had my head on his chest,Copy !req
307. and I was just playing with
his chest hairs a little bit,Copy !req
308. and I said...Copy !req
309. Excuse me, Butters, are
you paying attention?Copy !req
310. Could somebody wake Butters up, please?Copy !req
311. - Dude!
- Wuh huh huh? Yes?Copy !req
312. I'm sorry, Butters, am I boring you?Copy !req
313. Uh, no, sir!Copy !req
314. Okay, well, then maybe you
can tell me what Rick saidCopy !req
315. when I told him about Marcus?Copy !req
316. Uh... huh... He...Copy !req
317. Anybody? Does anyone know what
I said when Rick held me tight?Copy !req
318. "This is..."Copy !req
319. "This is really nice"?Copy !req
320. "This is security!"Copy !req
321. None of you are paying attention!Copy !req
322. None of you know the answers, do you!Copy !req
323. What's going on, students?Copy !req
324. Aw, God dammit!Copy !req
325. Jesus, I've never seen so
many arrests in one day!Copy !req
326. - Sir, we got another one.
- But she's wearing pajamas.Copy !req
327. Yeah but she was caught
shitting on the carCopy !req
328. of a guy who wasn't wearing pajamas.Copy !req
329. That's right, and I'd do it again.Copy !req
330. Alright, put her in with the others.Copy !req
331. Hey, don't put that pajama
wearing slut in here with us!Copy !req
332. Chief, they're asking
for your assistanceCopy !req
333. - down on Brighton Street.
- What now?Copy !req
334. Looks like we got a domestic dispute.Copy !req
335. Oh, finally something normal!Copy !req
336. I told her I just wanna go to bed!Copy !req
337. If you're not gonna let me go to bedCopy !req
338. then I'm calling the police!Copy !req
339. He's just gonna go to bedCopy !req
340. wearing the clothes he wore all day!Copy !req
341. I don't want to sleep in that filth!Copy !req
342. Well, I don't have to wear pajamas!Copy !req
343. Okay, Mr. Billings, but...Copy !req
344. you have to understand, it is bedtime.Copy !req
345. So what?Copy !req
346. Well, you should just understandCopy !req
347. where your wife is coming from.Copy !req
348. If anytime makes sense to wear pajamas,Copy !req
349. it would be as you're
going to sleep at night.Copy !req
350. I don't care what time of day
it is, I don't ever wear pajamas!Copy !req
351. Alright, alright, listen.Copy !req
352. What if you were on a ski vacation.Copy !req
353. Hmm? A nice, cozy condo after
a long day hitting the slopes.Copy !req
354. The fire is crackling.
You've got a cup of cocoa.Copy !req
355. You're telling me you
wouldn't wear pajamas then?Copy !req
356. No! I wouldn't wear pajamas!Copy !req
357. You would beg me for pajamas
if we had a condo and cocoa!Copy !req
358. No, I wouldn't! No, I wouldn't!Copy !req
359. Alright, alright, is there
any way the two of youCopy !req
360. can go to sleep tonight
in this house together?Copy !req
361. He's not getting in bed in his clothes.Copy !req
362. Okay, then you can just come
sleep downtown at the station.Copy !req
363. Take her in, boys.Copy !req
364. What?Copy !req
365. - Oh, my God!
- Ha ha! Bye bye!Copy !req
366. They're arresting people in pajamas!Copy !req
367. What is this, Nazi Germany?Copy !req
368. Take him in, too!Copy !req
369. Arrest those people
and all of those people!Copy !req
370. This whole town is a
powder keg about to go off.Copy !req
371. And tomorrow is pajama day.Copy !req
372. Tom...Copy !req
373. Back to you, Tom!Copy !req
374. What the bro?Copy !req
375. You wanted to see me, sir?Copy !req
376. Bro... What am I supposed to do?Copy !req
377. Do you know what a principle is?Copy !req
378. A principle is something that
you see as a fundamental truth.Copy !req
379. You do something that you
think is right out of principle!Copy !req
380. That's why I wanted to be principal.Copy !req
381. Tell your class they can run back homeCopy !req
382. and put on their pajamas.Copy !req
383. I'll hand in my resignation
this afternoon.Copy !req
384. Sir, maybe people won't
lose respect for youCopy !req
385. if you change your mind.Copy !req
386. Saying you were wrongCopy !req
387. is sometimes the
strongest thing you can do.Copy !req
388. You're totally wrong about that.Copy !req
389. When all these people see
I caved in to their insultsCopy !req
390. and their offensive
World War II comparisons,Copy !req
391. I'll be done.Copy !req
392. Then we can't put on our
pajamas. Out of principle.Copy !req
393. The kids will be okay.Copy !req
394. At least we still have
opposite day to look forward to.Copy !req
395. No, you... Wait.Copy !req
396. What did you say?Copy !req
397. I said we'll be okay.Copy !req
398. No, what day is opposite day at school?Copy !req
399. It's always the second Friday in March.Copy !req
400. Testaburger! That's it!Copy !req
401. Attention all students,
this is your principal.Copy !req
402. I need to inform you that
a mistake has been made.Copy !req
403. Mr. Mackey, your counselor,Copy !req
404. totally screwed up the calendar.Copy !req
405. Today is not pajama day.
It is in fact opposite day.Copy !req
406. So we will be having breakfast
for lunch in the cafeteria,Copy !req
407. and anything else
you've been told to do,Copy !req
408. you can now do the opposite.Copy !req
409. yes, it's opposite day!Copy !req
410. Yay!Copy !req
411. Hey, Frank! It looks like its over!Copy !req
412. The school said the kids
can wear what they wantCopy !req
413. because it's opposite day.Copy !req
414. It's opposite day?Copy !req
415. Well, shit, we gotta go
put some normal clothes on!Copy !req
416. Aw, how come?Copy !req
417. Because we are people
who believe very stronglyCopy !req
418. in wearing pajamas to the workplace.Copy !req
419. If we're wearing
pajamas on opposite day,Copy !req
420. that means we don't
normally wear pajamasCopy !req
421. and we're douchebags like Mike!Copy !req
422. Alright, you can all go
home. It's opposite day.Copy !req
423. Oh. Then should I be wearing pajamas?Copy !req
424. I don't know what to wear now.Copy !req
425. You can't make me wear pajamas!Copy !req
426. That's fine.Copy !req
427. You can all wear whatever you wantCopy !req
428. as long as it covers your dick and tits.Copy !req
429. You can't make me
cover my dick and tits!Copy !req