1. Okay, children,
let's take our seats!Copy !req
2. Good morning, kids.
So great to see you!Copy !req
3. I know it's always a little hard
coming back from a break.Copy !req
4. You know, you know,
we've had a few distractionsCopy !req
5. but let's just pick up
where we left off.Copy !req
6. Kids, over this last break,
I met somebody.Copy !req
7. And, uh, I'm pretty excited.Copy !req
8. And, uh,
we've been really enjoyingCopy !req
9. each other's company, and,
you know, things got physical.Copy !req
10. His name is Rick,
and, uh, well, anyway,Copy !req
11. I really wanted you
to meet him, just...Copy !req
12. You know he's a...
He's a little nervous,Copy !req
13. so just be cool, okay?Copy !req
14. Come on, Rick.Copy !req
15. Oh, come on, you big silly,
they're not gonna bite you.Copy !req
16. Class...Copy !req
17. this is Rick.Copy !req
18. Now, look, we're not gettin'
married tomorrow or anything.Copy !req
19. We're just enjoying
each other's companyCopy !req
20. and... seeing where
this whole thing takes us.Copy !req
21. This is really awkward.Copy !req
22. I-I told you
I thought this was a bad idea.Copy !req
23. He's very shy,Copy !req
24. but I wanted you kids to know
that he treats me really well.Copy !req
25. Way better than that
narcissistic psychopath Marcus!Copy !req
26. I-I should be going.Copy !req
27. Okay, okay, well, you're gonna
come pick me up after school?Copy !req
28. Yeah, yeah,
you're done at 4:00?Copy !req
29. I'll be ready like 3:30.Copy !req
30. They like you.Copy !req
31. They do!
No, that's just them being them.Copy !req
32. Okay, text me at lunch!Copy !req
33. Bye Ri-I-I-I-ck!Copy !req
34. Oh, shit, it's Marcus!
Should I answer it?Copy !req
35. I have to answer it.
He's gonna suspect something.Copy !req
36. Just keep quiet about Rick!
Don't say anything!Copy !req
37. H-Hey, Marcus.
What's up?Copy !req
38. No.Copy !req
39. No.Copy !req
40. I'm in the classroom
with the kids.Copy !req
41. Aren't... Aren't I, kids?Copy !req
42. O-Okay, you couldn't really hear
them, but I'm with the kids.Copy !req
43. No.Copy !req
44. Who's Rick?Copy !req
45. We've never heard of Rick,
have we, kids?Copy !req
46. Will you ****ing
say something!Copy !req
47. Marcus, Marcus,
I really don't... why?Copy !req
48. Fine! Go ahead!Copy !req
49. That's fi-fine!
Okay, geez!Copy !req
50. Well, nice going, kids.Copy !req
51. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
52. You don't listen,Copy !req
53. and you blatantly go against
my direction!Copy !req
54. What's going on here,
students?Copy !req
55. I ask them for a response,
and nothing!Copy !req
56. First they just sit there
when I need their focusCopy !req
57. - and their energy and when I ask them for...
- Hey!Copy !req
58. You kids know
that these teachersCopy !req
59. are doing their very best
for your benefit?Copy !req
60. I don't know how much more
I can take of this.Copy !req
61. I am sick and tired
of students thinkingCopy !req
62. they can walk all over
their teachersCopy !req
63. who gave you
everything they've got!Copy !req
64. I've got enough problems
as it is.Copy !req
65. I tell you what else.Copy !req
66. This Friday,
for pajama day at school,Copy !req
67. this class does not get to wear
their pajamas.Copy !req
68. - What?
- What'd he say?Copy !req
69. You heard me.
No pajama day for this class.Copy !req
70. Now maybe you'll remember
to have some respectCopy !req
71. for your teacher!Copy !req
72. This is bullshit!Copy !req
73. They can't take our pajamas
from us!Copy !req
74. Who does the principal
think he is?Copy !req
75. After everything we've been
through the past couple years,Copy !req
76. they're gonna take pajama day
from us, too.Copy !req
77. We didn't even do
anything wrong!Copy !req
78. We didn't do ****ing
anything wrong!Copy !req
79. We keep not doing
anything wrong,Copy !req
80. and we keep getting ****ed!Copy !req
81. Guess that's just part of
being a kid these days..Copy !req
82. YupCopy !req
83. Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. We
are not going to just stand for this?Copy !req
84. What else can we do,
brah?Copy !req
85. Brah, we can have
some Goddamn balls.Copy !req
86. What does Matt Damon say
on that Bitcoin commercial?Copy !req
87. - Fortune favors the brave.
- My dad saidCopy !req
88. he listened to Matt Damon
and lost all his money.Copy !req
89. Yes, everyone did.
But they were brave in doing so.Copy !req
90. We have to stand up
for ourselves, you guys.Copy !req
91. I say we go right
to the principal's officeCopy !req
92. and tell him what's up,
brah.Copy !req
93. Yeah.Copy !req
94. Some kids want to speak
with you about pajama day.Copy !req
95. Alright, send 'em in.Copy !req
96. Mr. Principal, sir,Copy !req
97. can we please wear our pajamas
on pajama day?Copy !req
98. I'm sorry, ladies.Copy !req
99. I have made a decision,
and I'm sticking to it.Copy !req
100. Mr. Principal, we really
didn't do anything wrong.Copy !req
101. I appreciate your sentiment,
but as principal of the school,Copy !req
102. it's my job to make decisionsCopy !req
103. and stand by them
to maintain order.Copy !req
104. Do you know how long
we've waited for pajama day?Copy !req
105. You can't force us
to wear normal clothes!Copy !req
106. What is this,
Nazi Germany?Copy !req
107. Hey! How many times
have I told you kidsCopy !req
108. not to bring up
Nazi GermanyCopy !req
109. when you don't get something
you want?Copy !req
110. You're a fascist!Copy !req
111. - Get out!
- You're a fascist,Copy !req
112. and this
whole school stinks of Nazis!Copy !req
113. I can't believe the things
these students say sometimes.Copy !req
114. You better quit
while you're ahead.Copy !req
115. What?Copy !req
116. You don't understand
how important pajama day is to kids.Copy !req
117. It's like the Met Gala
for children.Copy !req
118. If I change my mind now,
I look weak.Copy !req
119. Mkay...
But I don't thinkCopy !req
120. this is gonna end up
the way you want it to.Copy !req
121. Hey, look!
It's Eric Cartman!Copy !req
122. Eric! Eric!Copy !req
123. It's okay!
What's wrong?Copy !req
124. Oh, God!Copy !req
125. I-I was at the school
and it... it was pajama dayCopy !req
126. and I...
And I didn't have pajamas onCopy !req
127. and then I died!Copy !req
128. - And then I died!
- Shh! Eric!Copy !req
129. Eric, it's okay, sweetie.
Shh.Copy !req
130. Yes hello, Ms. Cartman.Copy !req
131. This is the school principal returning
your call. What can I do for you?Copy !req
132. Uh, yes, I understand
that you told my childCopy !req
133. that he isn't allowed
to wear pajamas this Friday?Copy !req
134. What is this,
Nazi Germany?Copy !req
135. Your son is part of a classCopy !req
136. that lost their
pajama-day privilege, correct.Copy !req
137. Well, I'm sorry,
but I don't think it's safeCopy !req
138. for Eric to not wear his pajamas
on pajama day.Copy !req
139. He could die.Copy !req
140. Well, I've already made
my decision, and it's final.Copy !req
141. Well, I'm not really sure
where you get offCopy !req
142. telling me what my son
can and can't wear.Copy !req
143. What do you think
about that?Copy !req
144. Yeah, get him, Mom!Copy !req
145. Tell him to **** off!Copy !req
146. In fact,
I think you can **** off.Copy !req
147. Ms. Cartman if you are worried
about your son's safety,Copy !req
148. then perhaps you should just
keep him home for pajama day.Copy !req
149. Uh, I can just keep him home
on pajama day?Copy !req
150. No, I can't stay home
because you have to go to workCopy !req
151. because ****ing Matt Damon
told you fortune favors the braveCopy !req
152. and now you lost
all your ****ing money!Copy !req
153. Matt Damon told me
fortune favors the brave,Copy !req
154. and I lost
all my ****ing money!Copy !req
155. I'm sorry?Copy !req
156. I am going rally
all the parents,Copy !req
157. and I am going
to the press!Copy !req
158. If my son can't wear
his pajamas to school,Copy !req
159. then no kids are going to wear
their pajamas to school!Copy !req
160. Wait, no, I want to wear
my ****ing pajamas to school!Copy !req
161. You ****ed it up, Mom!Copy !req
162. Tom, guten tag and Heil
Hitler.Copy !req
163. Apparently,
we are living in Nazi Germany.Copy !req
164. The elementary school behind me
is telling some studentsCopy !req
165. they can't wear their pajamas
to pajama day.Copy !req
166. The principal of the school
says the studentsCopy !req
167. are being reprimanded
for bad behavior.Copy !req
168. But many parents
are left wondering...Copy !req
169. Speaks German...Copy !req
170. The school's mandate
has caused a backlashCopy !req
171. with members of the communityCopy !req
172. who are now wearing their
pajamas to work in protest!Copy !req
173. Pajama time!Copy !req
174. Whoo!Copy !req
175. Pajama time!Copy !req
176. - Testaburger!
- Oh! ****.Copy !req
177. I need to
talk to you now!Copy !req
178. - Yes?
- Miss Testaburger...Copy !req
179. I need you
to get me out of this.Copy !req
180. Sir?Copy !req
181. I made a tactical decision.Copy !req
182. Now if I go back and say
maybe I was wrong, I look weak.Copy !req
183. - Well, Mr. Principal, if you just...
- Zip it!Copy !req
184. I need you
to get everyone in your classCopy !req
185. to work together and have
Mr. Garrison come to meCopy !req
186. saying your pajama day
should be reinstated.Copy !req
187. You get the girls and the boys
to work together.Copy !req
188. This is your problem now,
Testaburger.Copy !req
189. Hey, guys...
I just wanna sayCopy !req
190. I'm really proud
to be a part of this office.Copy !req
191. Wearing our pajamas showsCopy !req
192. that we care
about those school kids...Copy !req
193. That we care
about other people.Copy !req
194. South Park Realtors!Copy !req
195. South Park Realtors!Copy !req
196. Hey, guys...
Sorry I'm a little late.Copy !req
197. Got a flat tire
on the interstate.Copy !req
198. What's the latest news?Copy !req
199. What's going on, Mike?Copy !req
200. Well, what do you mean?Copy !req
201. You're not wearing...
pajamas.Copy !req
202. Oh... yeah... I-I didn't really
wanna wear pajamas.Copy !req
203. We're all wearing pajamas.Copy !req
204. Yeah, I just didn't want to
with the rain and slush outside.Copy !req
205. It just... didn't make any sense
to wear pajamas.Copy !req
206. Uh, Mike, we're trying to do
the right thing,Copy !req
207. and it only works
if we all wear pajamas.Copy !req
208. Well, you can't force me
to wear pajamas.Copy !req
209. What is this,
Nazi Germany?Copy !req
210. We aren't telling you
to wear pajamas...Copy !req
211. But I'm pretty sure
the sign right here on the doorCopy !req
212. says you have to wear pajamas!Copy !req
213. Hey, Mike,
just put on some pajamas.Copy !req
214. It's not a big deal.Copy !req
215. Good.
If it's not a big dealCopy !req
216. then I'll choose
not to wear pajamas.Copy !req
217. You redneck, gun toting
piece of shit.Copy !req
218. Ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
219. We have been at war
for too long.Copy !req
220. Yesterday, Wendy Testaburger
came to meCopy !req
221. and said we need to get
the boys and girls togetherCopy !req
222. to find a solution
for pajama day.Copy !req
223. I was delighted.Copy !req
224. We must put
our differences aside,Copy !req
225. because we all want one thing.Copy !req
226. The right to be in our jam jams
this Friday all cozy wozy.Copy !req
227. It's comfy womfy.Copy !req
228. Comfy womfy, cozy wozy,Copy !req
229. the point is
we are getting ****edCopy !req
230. We all have to be
on the same page, here.Copy !req
231. That's right.
We need all of us.Copy !req
232. Boys and girls working together.Copy !req
233. And so together,
what are we going to do?Copy !req
234. We could shoot up
the school!Copy !req
235. Shoot up the school, nice.Copy !req
236. It's just done a lot.Copy !req
237. Anything a little more original?Copy !req
238. We burn down the cafeteria?Copy !req
239. We smear human shit
on all the windows?Copy !req
240. We apologize.Copy !req
241. You guys want a chance
to save pajama day?Copy !req
242. Then join us in telling
Mr. Garrison we're all sorry.Copy !req
243. We didn't ****ing
do anything.Copy !req
244. At school tomorrow we all tell
Mr. Garrison he was rightCopy !req
245. and that we've been
terrible students.Copy !req
246. That we weren't listeningCopy !req
247. and that he deserves
to be angry with us.Copy !req
248. We tell him how much we careCopy !req
249. and that we want to see him more
as a human beingCopy !req
250. than just a teacher.Copy !req
251. That is just the kind
of manipulative,Copy !req
252. psychotic thinking
that we needed.Copy !req
253. We can do this!
We just have to be brave.Copy !req
254. But not too brave or else
Matt Damon will comeCopy !req
255. and take all our money.Copy !req
256. Alright, dude, can we lay off
the Matt Damon jokes, please?Copy !req
257. They're just getting old.Copy !req
258. Tom, warm up the wienerschnitzel
and put on your lederhosenCopy !req
259. because now people
are being toldCopy !req
260. to stop making Matt Damon jokes.Copy !req
261. Opponents are claiming
that the jokes are already tiredCopy !req
262. and Matt Damon had every right
to make a Bitcoin commercial,Copy !req
263. so the jokes need to stop.Copy !req
264. All we can say is...
Speaks German...Copy !req
265. Cuz it's gettin' real
Nazi Germany up in here.Copy !req
266. Back to you, Tom.Copy !req
267. This is totally ridiculous.
You know that, right?Copy !req
268. I'm sorry, sir,
but we aren't seating anyoneCopy !req
269. who isn't wearing their pajamas.Copy !req
270. Please, ma'am, I just want
to sit down and eat.Copy !req
271. I understand, but the management
prefers that everyone insideCopy !req
272. be nice and comfy womfy.Copy !req
273. So I have to be comfy wumfyCopy !req
274. to get a
Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity?Copy !req
275. Sir, I'm just the hostess here.Copy !req
276. If you prefer, you only need
to wear your pajamas to get in.Copy !req
277. You don't have to wear them
at your tableCopy !req
278. while you're actively eating.Copy !req
279. So it's ok
if we put on our pajamas,Copy !req
280. walk through the whole
restaurant to the table,Copy !req
281. and then take our pajamas off.Copy !req
282. What is the ****ing point?Copy !req
283. What seems to be
the problem here?Copy !req
284. Oh, I see!Copy !req
285. Speaking German...Copy !req
286. Remember... no matter how angry
he is, tell him he's right.Copy !req
287. Good morning, class!Copy !req
288. So... how are you guys?Copy !req
289. You're probably wondering
how things are with Rick.Copy !req
290. I just flat out told him
that Marcus was still calling meCopy !req
291. and you know what Rick said?Copy !req
292. He said, "If you're not over
Marcus, then take some time.Copy !req
293. I'll be here."Copy !req
294. Is that not the sweetest thing
you've ever heard?Copy !req
295. I called him back
like three minutes laterCopy !req
296. and I said, "I don't need time.
I need you."Copy !req
297. I said, "Can I just come over?"Copy !req
298. And the way he held me
when I got to his house,Copy !req
299. it was like,
"Ohhh, this is security."Copy !req
300. And then later on
when we were in bed,Copy !req
301. I'd had my head on his chest,Copy !req
302. and I was just playing with his
chest hairs a little bit,Copy !req
303. and I said...Copy !req
304. Excuse me, Butters,
are you paying attention?Copy !req
305. Could somebody wake Butters up,
please?Copy !req
306. Dude!
Wuh huh huh? Yes?Copy !req
307. I'm sorry, Butters,
am I boring you?Copy !req
308. Uh, no, sir!Copy !req
309. Okay, well, then maybe you can
tell me what Rick saidCopy !req
310. when I told him about Marcus?Copy !req
311. Uh... huh... He...Copy !req
312. Anybody? Does anyone know
what I said when Rick held me tight?Copy !req
313. "This is..."Copy !req
314. "This is really nice"?Copy !req
315. "This is security!"Copy !req
316. None of you
are paying attention!Copy !req
317. None of you know the answers,
do you!Copy !req
318. What's going on, students?Copy !req
319. Aw, God dammit!Copy !req
320. Jesus, I've never seen
so many arrests in one day!Copy !req
321. Sir, we got another one.
But she's wearing pajamas.Copy !req
322. Yeah but she was caught shitting
on the carCopy !req
323. of a guy who wasn't
wearing pajamas.Copy !req
324. That's right,
and I'd do it again.Copy !req
325. Alright, put her in
with the others.Copy !req
326. Hey, don't put that pajama
wearing slut in here with us!Copy !req
327. Chief, they're asking
for your assistanceCopy !req
328. - down on Brighton Street.
- What now?Copy !req
329. Looks like we got
a domestic dispute.Copy !req
330. Oh, finally something normal!Copy !req
331. I told her
I just wanna go to bed!Copy !req
332. If you're not gonna let me
go to bedCopy !req
333. then I'm calling the police!Copy !req
334. He's just gonna go to bedCopy !req
335. wearing the clothes he wore
all day!Copy !req
336. I don't want to sleep
in that filth!Copy !req
337. Well, I don't have
to wear pajamas!Copy !req
338. Okay, Mr. Billings, but...Copy !req
339. you have to understand,
it is bedtime.Copy !req
340. So what?Copy !req
341. Well,
you should just understandCopy !req
342. where your wife is coming from.Copy !req
343. If anytime makes sense
to wear pajamas,Copy !req
344. it would be as you're going
to sleep at night.Copy !req
345. I don't care what time of day it is,
I don't ever wear pajamas!Copy !req
346. Alright, alright, listen.Copy !req
347. What if you were on
a ski vacation.Copy !req
348. Hmm? A nice, cozy condo after
a long day hitting the slopes.Copy !req
349. The fire is crackling.
You've got a cup of cocoa.Copy !req
350. You're telling me
you wouldn't wear pajamas then?Copy !req
351. No! I wouldn't wear pajamas!Copy !req
352. You would beg me for pajamas
if we had a condo and cocoa!Copy !req
353. No, I wouldn't!
No, I wouldn't!Copy !req
354. Alright, alright,
is there any way the two of youCopy !req
355. can go to sleep tonight
in this house together?Copy !req
356. He's not getting in bed
in his clothes.Copy !req
357. Okay, then you can just come
sleep downtown at the station.Copy !req
358. Take her in, boys.Copy !req
359. What?Copy !req
360. - Oh, my God!
- Ha ha! Bye bye!Copy !req
361. They're arresting people in pajamas!Copy !req
362. What is this, Nazi Germany?Copy !req
363. Take him in, too!Copy !req
364. Arrest those people
and all of those people!Copy !req
365. This whole town is a powder keg
about to go off.Copy !req
366. And tomorrow is pajama day.Copy !req
367. Polka music plays...Copy !req
368. Tom...
Speaking German...Copy !req
369. Back to you, Tom!Copy !req
370. Speaking German...Copy !req
371. What the ****, bro?Copy !req
372. You wanted to see me, sir?Copy !req
373. Bro...
What am I supposed to do?Copy !req
374. Do you know
what a principle is?Copy !req
375. A principle is something that
you see as a fundamental truth.Copy !req
376. You do something that you think
is right out of principle!Copy !req
377. That's why
I wanted to be principal.Copy !req
378. Tell your class
they can run back homeCopy !req
379. and put on their pajamas.Copy !req
380. I'll hand in my resignation
this afternoon.Copy !req
381. Sir, maybe people won't lose
respect for youCopy !req
382. if you change your mind.Copy !req
383. Saying you were wrongCopy !req
384. is sometimes the strongest thing
you can do.Copy !req
385. You're totally wrong
about that.Copy !req
386. When all these people see
I caved in to their insultsCopy !req
387. and their offensive
World War II comparisons,Copy !req
388. I'll be done.Copy !req
389. Then we can't put on our pajamas.
Out of principle.Copy !req
390. The kids will be ok.Copy !req
391. At least we still have
opposite day to look forward to.Copy !req
392. No, you... Wait.Copy !req
393. What did you say?Copy !req
394. I said we'll be ok.Copy !req
395. No, what day is opposite day
at school?Copy !req
396. It's always the second Friday
in March.Copy !req
397. Testaburger! That's it!Copy !req
398. Attention all students,
this is your principal.Copy !req
399. I need to inform you
that a mistake has been made.Copy !req
400. Mr. Mackey, your counselor,Copy !req
401. totally screwed up
the calendar.Copy !req
402. Today is not pajama day.
It is in fact opposite day.Copy !req
403. So we will be having breakfast
for lunch in the cafeteria,Copy !req
404. and anything else
you've been told to do,Copy !req
405. you can now do the opposite.Copy !req
406. Yay!Copy !req
407. Hey, Frank!
It looks like its over!Copy !req
408. The school said the kids
can wear what they wantCopy !req
409. because it's opposite day.Copy !req
410. It's opposite day?Copy !req
411. Well, shit, we gotta go put
some normal clothes on!Copy !req
412. Aw, how come?Copy !req
413. Because we are people
who believe very stronglyCopy !req
414. in wearing pajamas
to the workplace.Copy !req
415. If we're wearing pajamas
on opposite day,Copy !req
416. that means we don't normally
wear pajamasCopy !req
417. and we're douchebags like Mike!Copy !req
418. Alright, you can all go home.
It's opposite day.Copy !req
419. Oh. Then should I be
wearing pajamas?Copy !req
420. I don't know what to wear now.Copy !req
421. You can't make me
wear pajamas!Copy !req
422. You can all wear
whatever you wantCopy !req
423. as long as it covers
your dick and tits.Copy !req
424. You can't make me cover
my dick and tits!Copy !req
425. Sync corrections by srjanapalaCopy !req