1. Oof, I feel silly.
They're not gonna let us in!Copy !req
2. Will you just come on.
you gotta loosen up, Mr. Adler.Copy !req
3. But this is the most popular
place in town right now!Copy !req
4. We can get in!Copy !req
5. Just comb your hair, you know,
look your best.Copy !req
6. I can get us in.Copy !req
7. Come on, man.
We've been waiting for hours!Copy !req
8. You guys have plenty
of vaccinations in there,Copy !req
9. just let us in, man.Copy !req
10. 55 and older and first
responders only.Copy !req
11. On, uh, hey, uh,
we'd like to get in thereCopy !req
12. and get some vaccinations, mkay.Copy !req
13. Are you on the list?Copy !req
14. Well, no, I'm not on the list.Copy !req
15. I tried to get on the list.Copy !req
16. I sat on my computer
30 nights in a rowCopy !req
17. trying to make
a vaccination appointmentCopy !req
18. and get on the God damn list.Copy !req
19. Look the thing is we are
school faculty, mkay.Copy !req
20. You gotta let us in!Copy !req
21. No, no, you have
to let in peopleCopy !req
22. with health issues first!Copy !req
23. I am a chain smoker and my wife
is 39 pounds overweight!Copy !req
24. I have a compromised
immune system!Copy !req
25. I have genital warts,
and I will show them to you!Copy !req
26. Over 55, first responders
- and Group 2
- B only!Copy !req
27. Now beat it!Copy !req
28. Hey, hey, man,
I'm a friend of Dan Roberts...Copy !req
29. he's a dental assistant
in conifer...Copy !req
30. Get the fuck outta here.
I said you're not gettin' in!Copy !req
31. You're wastin your time!Copy !req
32. Oh, hello, ma'am.
Right this way.Copy !req
33. Awww!Copy !req
34. 79, bitch-esssss!Copy !req
35. - Booooo!
- You suck!Copy !req
36. You suck you stupid old people!Copy !req
37. Stan, Kyle, can you come over
here real quick?Copy !req
38. Recess is almost over, dude.Copy !req
39. Just come here please,
it's important.Copy !req
40. Hey, Kenny,
I got the guys, okay?Copy !req
41. You wanna talk
or you want me to talk?Copy !req
42. You can talk.Copy !req
43. You guys, Kenny and I are
feeling like,Copy !req
44. even though things
are supposedly getting betterCopy !req
45. with the pandemic,
we're more depressed than ever.Copy !req
46. The four of us just seemreally
different towards each otherCopy !req
47. and we're worried
the past year has putCopy !req
48. a strain on our broship.Copy !req
49. Kenny was saying he wants
to do everything he canCopy !req
50. to save the broship,
and I agree with him.Copy !req
51. So we had a really
positivetalk about it during lunch,Copy !req
52. and Kenny shared
some ideas of how maybeCopy !req
53. we can navigate through this,
and I thinkCopy !req
54. we came up with a great idea.Copy !req
55. Okay, so, you know how chicks
have periods right?Copy !req
56. - What?
- It's true!Copy !req
57. Women have 'periods' where they
bleed from their vagina.Copy !req
58. Remember earlier today, Stan,Copy !req
59. you said our teacher
was wearing white?Copy !req
60. So when we talked
I said to Kenny,Copy !req
61. "Oh, what if teacher
got her period?"Copy !req
62. which cheered us up a bit
and then we realizedCopy !req
63. today was hamburger day
for lunch.Copy !req
64. There was lots
of ketchup laying around.Copy !req
65. So me and Kenny snuck into the
classroom during recessCopy !req
66. and put it on
the teacher's chair,Copy !req
67. and now when we get back to
class there's gonna beCopy !req
68. a bunch of ketchup
on the teacher's chair and whenCopy !req
69. she stands up it's gonnatotally
look like she got her period!Copy !req
70. It's going to be amazing,
you guys. I'm so excited!Copy !req
71. Okay, class. Hope everyone
had a good lunch.Copy !req
72. Okay, how did everyone
do on their fractions?Copy !req
73. Are there any questions.Copy !req
74. I know the last few
were a little tricky.Copy !req
75. Nnnnnnnnnnnn nmrmrrrmrmrmmrrrr...Copy !req
76. Shhh! Kyle, Kyle!
Shhhh!Copy !req
77. Mrs. Nelson,
I couldn't figure out number 14.Copy !req
78. Number 14. Okay. Well, let's
look at it together.Copy !req
79. Ewwwwww!Copy !req
80. What?Copy !req
81. What is... what is this?Copy !req
82. Oh, my God.
Teacher had her period!Copy !req
83. Gross!Copy !req
84. Kids, something
must be wrong with me.Copy !req
85. Is this a prank?Copy !req
86. That's nasty, teacher.Copy !req
87. Don't have your period
during class time!Copy !req
88. You think this is funny?Copy !req
89. I come here,
and I risk my life to teach you?Copy !req
90. And I can't even get
a vaccination becauseCopy !req
91. teachers aren't
important enough?Copy !req
92. And I get on the websites and
can't even get a straight answerCopy !req
93. on when I'll get vaccinated?Copy !req
94. Well, I'm over it!Copy !req
95. I can't do this anymore!Copy !req
96. You guys, I think that might
have been the single mostCopy !req
97. hilarious thing we've ever done.Copy !req
98. Which one should we
post, you guys?Copy !req
99. Should we post the one
where you can see the most
bloodCopy !req
100. on teacher's ass
or the one where she makesCopy !req
101. the dumbest face?Copy !req
102. You're not posting anything!Copy !req
103. Do you have any idea
what you've done?Copy !req
104. What do you mean, dude?Copy !req
105. Yeah, we finally get back
to school and have some senseCopy !req
106. of normalcy and you guys
make the teacher walk out!Copy !req
107. Hey, at least Kenny and I
were doing somethingCopy !req
108. to try and get that spark back!Copy !req
109. You know 30 percent of broshipsCopy !req
110. didn't make it
through the pandemic?Copy !req
111. What if they make us go back
to remote learning?Copy !req
112. I don't want to go back
to being quarantined at homeCopy !req
113. like some of the other
kids still are!Copy !req
114. Hey, fellas!Copy !req
115. Anything fun happen
at school today?Copy !req
116. Yeah, you missed it!
It was the best thing ever!Copy !req
117. We put ketchup
in the teacher's seatCopy !req
118. and made her think
it was her period!Copy !req
119. Oh, my gosh!
That sounds like so much fun!Copy !req
120. Yeah, pretty much greatest day
of our lives.Copy !req
121. Do you guys know
how hard it's going to beCopy !req
122. for them to find us
a replacement teacher?Copy !req
123. It's not gonna be hard.Copy !req
124. They'll bring in
some lame ass teacherCopy !req
125. who's desperate to work.Copy !req
126. How bad can it be?Copy !req
127. Oh...Copy !req
128. I'm back!Copy !req
129. Hey, South Park!
I'm home!Copy !req
130. Holy shit,
is that who I think it is?Copy !req
131. Any luggage from below, sir?Copy !req
132. Oh, yes, I've got
a lot of baggage!Copy !req
133. Hey! Hey, Valmer!Copy !req
134. How're ya doing?Copy !req
135. Tucker!
Lookin' good!Copy !req
136. Oh, it's so great
to see everybody!Copy !req
137. Hey! Fuck you!Copy !req
138. Hey, hey, lookin' good,
Thompson!Copy !req
139. Did your wife get
that AIDS test?Copy !req
140. You know, the simple truth is,
teaching is my life.Copy !req
141. I'm just completely
at home in the classroom.Copy !req
142. I realize that now more than
ever after my little sabbatical.Copy !req
143. Yes... Your, sabbatical
was somewhat controversial.Copy !req
144. Well, I just went
through a little thing.Copy !req
145. You know, I...
I realized I was gay.Copy !req
146. And then I realized
I wasn't gay, I was a woman.Copy !req
147. And after I transitioned,
I thought it wasCopy !req
148. a little mistake
and then I went through a phaseCopy !req
149. of being the President
of the United States.Copy !req
150. Well, that is the problem,
Mr. Garrison,Copy !req
151. as someone who previously
identified as President,Copy !req
152. there could be safety issues.Copy !req
153. Oh, that's not a problem.Copy !req
154. Anyone who has been President
is assignedCopy !req
155. secret service for
the rest of of theirCopy !req
156. lives to keep them protected.Copy !req
157. Mr. Service!Copy !req
158. This is my private security,
Mr. Service.Copy !req
159. Hello.Copy !req
160. Uh, thank you for your
application, Mr. Garrison.Copy !req
161. We'll keep you in mind
as a backup, but hopefullyCopy !req
162. the vaccination process
is going to start opening up.Copy !req
163. Come on, man, it's ridiculous
that people can't get in.Copy !req
164. Yeah, you know, in Israel
they vaccinate everybody.Copy !req
165. Israel's way cooler
than this lame place!Copy !req
166. So then go to Israel.Copy !req
167. I tried...
I couldn't get in.Copy !req
168. Tom, I'm outside of the hottest
place in town,Copy !req
169. and what we'd like to do now
is take youCopy !req
170. for an exclusive look inside.Copy !req
171. You're not getting in, pal.Copy !req
172. I'm actually willing to go
inside and get a shotCopy !req
173. so that everyone
can see just how safe it is.Copy !req
174. I said get lost,
your not getting in.Copy !req
175. Get outta my face.Copy !req
176. Please give me a shot.Copy !req
177. Please, all I want is a shot.Copy !req
178. Just that one shot
that could change everything.Copy !req
179. Everyone clear outta the way.Copy !req
180. Clear the entrance.
We have VIPs coming out.Copy !req
181. - Whoo-hoo!
- Yeah!
- That was great!Copy !req
182. Where to next, everybody?Copy !req
183. That was our second shot.
Let's go out to the bars!Copy !req
184. - Yeah!
- Alright!Copy !req
185. Old people suck!Copy !req
186. Hah?
Can't hear ya.Copy !req
187. Got too many antibodies
in my ears!Copy !req
188. - Hahaha!
- Hahahah!Copy !req
189. Hey there, Billy!Copy !req
190. Still gotta wear that mask, huh?Copy !req
191. We're all vaccinated now!Copy !req
192. I'm gonna go out to the bars
and get some pussy!Copy !req
193. Yeahhhh!Copy !req
194. Okay, grandpa.Copy !req
195. Sayyy... When are they gonna
vaccinate you kids?Copy !req
196. Oh, yeah!
You're last!Copy !req
197. Have fun social distancing,
loser!Copy !req
198. Hey, broships. You ready for
some substitute teacher action?Copy !req
199. This should be fun!Copy !req
200. Hey, kids!Copy !req
201. Guess who's baaaaaaaaack?Copy !req
202. - Awwwwww!
- Oh no!Copy !req
203. - Eww!
- Yuck!Copy !req
204. Well, I know you've all had a
lot of time off this past year.Copy !req
205. Oh, dear Christ,
what have we done?Copy !req
206. But it's time to get you
all back on track.Copy !req
207. Now, I expect discipline
and respect in this classroom...Copy !req
208. both to me and your new teachers
assistant, Mr. Service.Copy !req
209. Hand these papers out,
Mr. Service.Copy !req
210. Nice going, you dumb cocks!Copy !req
211. Stupid assholes!Copy !req
212. You guys are dicks.Copy !req
213. Wow, people are really
pissed at us for doingCopy !req
214. the period joke, you guys.Copy !req
215. Why do people think we all
did the period joke?Copy !req
216. Well, because I told them
we all did.Copy !req
217. People know we're bros and that
we do everything together!Copy !req
218. You guys are gonna go
and tell everyoneCopy !req
219. the truth about who's
fault this is!Copy !req
220. I didn't do anything!Copy !req
221. That's right, Kyle,
you did nothing.Copy !req
222. You knew about the prank,
you could have stopped itCopy !req
223. at any time,
but you didn't say a word.Copy !req
224. Silence is violence, Kyle.
What? Dude!Copy !req
225. Are you just gonna stand there
and listen to this crap?Copy !req
226. I don't even know what to do!Copy !req
227. If you ask me,
this this whole pandemicCopy !req
228. has been a giant waste of time!Copy !req
229. Oh, my God...Copy !req
230. Maybe our broship
didn't survive.Copy !req
231. Will you shut up about that!Copy !req
232. Nobody cares
about your stupid broship!Copy !req
233. And now you've made Kenny cry.Copy !req
234. Nope...Copy !req
235. I don't see you anywhere
on the list.Copy !req
236. It's 'Gnomes',
'Underpants Gnomes'.Copy !req
237. We are essential workers!Copy !req
238. Yeah, yeah.
Get in line with the rest of us!Copy !req
239. Is anybody here
actually on the list?Copy !req
240. Uh, yes it's uh, Tom,
Fireman Tom, mkay.Copy !req
241. Will you fucking get lost, pal?Copy !req
242. I don't know
what you're talking about!Copy !req
243. Alright, that's it.
I'm a hero of the community.Copy !req
244. I'm Fireman Tom!Copy !req
245. - Yeahhhh!
- Partyyyy!Copy !req
246. Okay, let's see...Copy !req
247. Scissors, paper, glue,
ah, some good old fashionedCopy !req
248. number 2 pencils.
That's what my students need.Copy !req
249. Mr. Service,
can you grab a couple boxesCopy !req
250. of those pencils over there?Copy !req
251. Would you look at that?Copy !req
252. He ruined our entire countryCopy !req
253. and now he's just back
like nothing happened.Copy !req
254. Okay, I think that's all
the school supplies we need.Copy !req
255. Let's grab some healthy snacks
for the class snack basket.Copy !req
256. Oh.
Oh, I see.Copy !req
257. Look, every one,
there's a gay man shopping!Copy !req
258. I happen to be the only
teacher brave enoughCopy !req
259. to teach your kids right now,
so you better allCopy !req
260. get real woke real fast!Copy !req
261. Come on, Mr. Service!Copy !req
262. Uh, hey!
Excuse me?Copy !req
263. Hey, uh, I'm not sure if you
remember me. Bob White?Copy !req
264. I just want you to know
I was always on your side.Copy !req
265. In fact, all of us Whites
were really on your side.Copy !req
266. Look, I'm just a teacher.
Okay?Copy !req
267. Just a teacher,
I'm shopping for my class.Copy !req
268. So, look, uh, what are we
supposed to do now?Copy !req
269. You know,
I'm a follower of QAnon.Copy !req
270. What are we supposed to do
to stop the vaccinations?Copy !req
271. They're vaccinating people
right now,Copy !req
272. seeding people
with their microchips!Copy !req
273. Surely, you have a plan?Copy !req
274. We're on the Internet
every night waiting for word.Copy !req
275. The word is get a fucking
life, jackass!Copy !req
276. Blow shit out your dickhole!Copy !req
277. Did you hear that, honey?Copy !req
278. He said 'shit...
out your dickhole'...Copy !req
279. He's trying to give us
some kind of signal.Copy !req
280. Think my life doesn't matter!Copy !req
281. I show you what matters!Copy !req
282. Counselors matter.
That's what matters.Copy !req
283. Let's just see how your God damn
school functionsCopy !req
284. without a God damn counselor!Copy !req
285. Oh, God dammit.Copy !req
286. Hey!
Hey, you damn old people!Copy !req
287. Stop doing donuts
in the school parking lot!Copy !req
288. Hah?
I said you old people
need to...Copy !req
289. Fucking old people rubbing
everyone's nosesCopy !req
290. in their fun times!Copy !req
291. What?Copy !req
292. I've been having a lot
of problems with my friends.Copy !req
293. It just seems like the pandemic
exposed problemsCopy !req
294. we didn't even know were there.Copy !req
295. To be honest, I'm not sure
that I even seeCopy !req
296. a future with these guys.Copy !req
297. What?Copy !req
298. Hey, Kenny. Guys?Copy !req
299. Guys, come on.
You agreed to counseling.Copy !req
300. Hey, Mr. Mackey.
We, uh, we've been havingCopy !req
301. a lot of problems and um, we allCopy !req
302. want to work on our broship,
don't we guys?Copy !req
303. - Yes.Copy !req
304. You know this pandemic
has been a pressure cooker,Copy !req
305. and we just feel like we're
going throughCopy !req
306. the brotions.
You know?Copy !req
307. Because you guys pulled
a prank and madeCopy !req
308. the teacher leave,
and now everybody hates us.Copy !req
309. Silence is violence, Kyle.
Silence is violence.Copy !req
310. Guess what, boys?
I don't care.Copy !req
311. I come here and I listen to you
kids bitch about your stupidCopy !req
312. problems everyday,
and I'm 50 years old!Copy !req
313. I could die tomorrow
from this Covid shit!Copy !req
314. Please, Mr. Mackey,
we just want to getCopy !req
315. our old teacher back
for everybody, okay?Copy !req
316. Can you just tell her
we're really, really sorry?Copy !req
317. It's not that simple.Copy !req
318. There's only one way you're
getting your teacher back,Copy !req
319. and that's if teachers
get their hands on the
vaccine.Copy !req
320. How do we do that?Copy !req
321. There's a place in town...Copy !req
322. Very hard to get into.Copy !req
323. Very exclusive.Copy !req
324. Walgreens.Copy !req
325. I've tried to get in
many times...Copy !req
326. Dressed like a fireman, mkay.Copy !req
327. Dressed like a little ol' lady,Copy !req
328. but they got security
up the ass.Copy !req
329. You find a way inside,
get all the vaccines you canCopy !req
330. and bring them here
to the school.Copy !req
331. You do that, and you just might
get your teacher back.Copy !req
332. Mkay.Copy !req
333. My friends, these are very
dangerous times.Copy !req
334. Our country's future
is at a precipice.Copy !req
335. And that is why I have called
together everyCopy !req
336. QAnon follower in our town.Copy !req
337. Let's forget it, Bob.
The bad guys won.Copy !req
338. I feel like someone
pooped on my life.Copy !req
339. They didn't win!Copy !req
340. We just recently received
a new coded message.Copy !req
341. You got a message from Q?Copy !req
342. Not from Q...Copy !req
343. From the chosen one.Copy !req
344. Yes, we saw him.Copy !req
345. In the produce section
of the grocery store.Copy !req
346. And he said to me...Copy !req
347. "Blow shit out your dickhole".Copy !req
348. I immediately knew
something was amiss,Copy !req
349. because one can't move fecesCopy !req
350. through their penile
urinary tract!Copy !req
351. So I've been going over it
and over it and I realized...Copy !req
352. Blow shit out dick hole... BSDH.Copy !req
353. We all know what BS is, but DH?
It didn't make sense.Copy !req
354. Until my wife reminded me
that DH are the initialsCopy !req
355. of David Harris, the anon from
Akron, Ohio who said thatCopy !req
356. the elite use Latin
to send coded messages.Copy !req
357. Out your dick hole...
Anno Yanis Domini Homme.Copy !req
358. Do what he does.Copy !req
359. The chosen is teaching now.Copy !req
360. He's taking Q's message
straight to the children.Copy !req
361. And he wants us to do the same.Copy !req
362. We're supposed to be teachers?Copy !req
363. There's an incredible shortage
of teachers right now.Copy !req
364. He's trying to tell us that this
is our time to strike!Copy !req
365. The elite want
to fuck with our kids?Copy !req
366. We'll fuck theirs!Copy !req
367. Hello, sir!Copy !req
368. Who are you?
Oh, hey, hi.Copy !req
369. We're with the nonprofit service
Kids for Kommunity.Copy !req
370. Both spelled with a K.Copy !req
371. Yeah, we assist senior citizens
who need the vaccine,Copy !req
372. but then need help getting
to the right place.Copy !req
373. Oh, really?Copy !req
374. That's pretty damn awesome
you guys.Copy !req
375. I wish more people could be like
the Kommunity Kidz.Copy !req
376. Go on in.Copy !req
377. - Awwww!
- Heyyy!
- Come on!Copy !req
378. Hey, I'm in Kommunity Kidz, too!Copy !req
379. Holy shit, dude.
That was pretty easy!Copy !req
380. Yeah bros!
Kommunity Kidz spelled with a K.Copy !req
381. Gets 'em every time.Copy !req
382. Alright, so where's
my Goddamn money?Copy !req
383. What?
I told you
I already got the vaccine.Copy !req
384. I'm doin' this for the cash!Copy !req
385. Yeah, but we already paid you.Copy !req
386. Oh, I must have Alzheimer's,
I'm just an olllld lady.Copy !req
387. Pay again or I squeal!Copy !req
388. You God damn old bitch!Copy !req
389. Just pay her, Cartman.
What?Copy !req
390. Come on,
the pharmacist is coming!Copy !req
391. This is becoming the most
expensive period jokeCopy !req
392. we ever did!Copy !req
393. Excuse me, what are you children
doing in here?Copy !req
394. We're Kommunity Kidz.
We help seniors get vaccinated.Copy !req
395. Oh, well that is pretty great.Copy !req
396. These boys are helping you,
ma'am?Copy !req
397. Oh, actually I'm not sure.Copy !req
398. I have a little Alzheimer's.Copy !req
399. Might need a little more
greenback to jar my memory.Copy !req
400. Oh, you fucking slut!Copy !req
401. This is why we keep old people
in the back of the line!Copy !req
402. Cartman, just stick
to the fucking plan!Copy !req
403. Oh, great, Kyle.
Now he knows there's a plan!Copy !req
404. What plan?Copy !req
405. They're lying
about Kommunity Kidz!Copy !req
406. It's community with a C
like normal?Copy !req
407. Kenny, grab the vaccines!Copy !req
408. - Ooof
- Run!Copy !req
409. Go, go, go, go!Copy !req
410. Hey...
Kommunity Kidz have vaccines!Copy !req
411. For the last time, Ellen,
I don't want our sonCopy !req
412. going to that public school!Copy !req
413. Mr. Garrison
is a terrible teacher,Copy !req
414. he has no grip on the classroom
and he's the worst PresidentCopy !req
415. we've ever had!Copy !req
416. But Scott has
to go to school, dear.Copy !req
417. So we can get him
a private tutor!Copy !req
418. We can't afford a private tutor,
you know that.Copy !req
419. Hey, guys, what's the problem?Copy !req
420. It's that son of a bitch
Mr. Garrison.Copy !req
421. He's gonna completely
screw up our kids.Copy !req
422. Well, that's why we pulled
Tweek out of school.Copy !req
423. Haven't you heard?Copy !req
424. There's a brand new private
tutoring companyCopy !req
425. that's fast and affordable!Copy !req
426. Has your child fallen
behind in school?Copy !req
427. Do you feel like the government
has failed you and your childCopy !req
428. during the time of Covid?Copy !req
429. Then call us!
The tutors at Tutornon!Copy !req
430. Forget the classroom!Copy !req
431. Tutornon is bespoke learning
that is straightCopy !req
432. from the Internet to your child.Copy !req
433. We sift through all the
information on the InternetCopy !req
434. and present it to your child for
a uniquely curated experience.Copy !req
435. Forget all the Zooms and masks
and social distancing at school.Copy !req
436. Let Tutornon save your child.
Literally!Copy !req
437. Contact Tutornon today!Copy !req
438. On Facebook, YouTube
and Twitter!Copy !req
439. Alright, Scott.
Your new tutor is here.Copy !req
440. Hey, there! Ready to get back
on track with your schoolwork?Copy !req
441. I guess so.Copy !req
442. You better pay attention
and listen to everythingCopy !req
443. he has to teach you!Copy !req
444. We'll be great, thanks!Copy !req
445. Alright, sit down.
We don't have much time!
Huh?Copy !req
446. Tom Hanks and Oprah
are just two at the very topCopy !req
447. of an elite group
of people who controlCopy !req
448. everything we see and do.Copy !req
449. They feed upon children in order
to maintain their elite status,Copy !req
450. and that isn't the worst of it.
Do you know what pedophilia is?Copy !req
451. Here, let me show you.
Dad?Copy !req
452. Tom, I'm standing outside
the ultra-exclusive WalgreensCopy !req
453. where earlier today
vaccines were takenCopy !req
454. by that group of young
Robin Hoods, the Kommunity Kids.Copy !req
455. These brave kids have taken it
into their own handsCopy !req
456. to get people a shot.Copy !req
457. That's all people want,
just a shot, and these boysCopy !req
458. have made it so you just
might get that shot.Copy !req
459. And have a chance at hope
and some happiness in this...Copy !req
460. in this shit world...Copy !req
461. Okay, thank you, Chris.
We'll get back...Copy !req
462. No! No, Fuck you, Tom,
because Kommunity KidzCopy !req
463. are just what this town
and this world needed!Copy !req
464. And it's amazing that some
kids took some God damn timeCopy !req
465. to actually go out
and do something.Copy !req
466. Fuck you, Tom.Copy !req
467. Alright, children.
Let's take our seats.Copy !req
468. Today is standardized testing.Copy !req
469. We're going to make sure you
lazy ducks have still beenCopy !req
470. studying through
this global pandemic.Copy !req
471. Sir?
Yes, Mr. Service?Copy !req
472. Where the hell is everybody?Copy !req
473. I said where are my students?Copy !req
474. Bebe! You always know
where Wendy is!Copy !req
475. Where is she?Copy !req
476. I think her parents
pulled her out of schoolCopy !req
477. and got her a private tutor.Copy !req
478. A private tutor?Copy !req
479. Why would they get
a private tutor?Copy !req
480. Um... I'm pretty sure it's
because her parents hate you.Copy !req
481. What makes you think that?Copy !req
482. Because I was talking
to them about it...Copy !req
483. Because I hate you, too.Copy !req
484. I am tying to get things
back to normal around here!Copy !req
485. Why is everyone
acting like this?Copy !req
486. Why is everyone against me?Copy !req
487. I don't know, sir.Copy !req
488. I'm gonna get
to the bottom of this!Copy !req
489. Come on Mr. Service!Copy !req
490. Hello?Copy !req
491. Hi, Mrs. Nelson.
It's Eric Cartman!Copy !req
492. What do you want?Copy !req
493. Mrs. Nelson, we would like
for you to come backCopy !req
494. to school tomorrow, because...Copy !req
495. we have Covid-19 vaccinations!Copy !req
496. Really? You think I'm gonna
let you prank me again?Copy !req
497. I heard you were the ones
responsibleCopy !req
498. for the period prank.Copy !req
499. And it was so uncalled for
and so wrong.Copy !req
500. I mean, especially
because we're guys.Copy !req
501. I mean, dudes sitting around
coming up with period jokes,Copy !req
502. like, how old are we?
Seriously?Copy !req
503. Yeah, I don't trust you.Copy !req
504. I'll just wait until the
government decides teachersCopy !req
505. are important enough
to get their vaccinations.Copy !req
506. You are so important.Copy !req
507. Which is why it was so not funny
what we did.Copy !req
508. I mean, what is funny aboutCopy !req
509. blood coming out
of a woman's vagina?Copy !req
510. Like, it's sexist, first of
all,
and you know what else?Copy !req
511. It's just lazy.Copy !req
512. Just dialing it in,
that's what we were doing.Copy !req
513. We were just dialing it in.Copy !req
514. You better be at school
tomorrow morning,Copy !req
515. and you better really
have vaccinations.Copy !req
516. For all the teachers.Copy !req
517. Hey, we will be there.
Period.Copy !req
518. [ Chuckling Okay.
Okay, cool. Bye.Copy !req
519. Did you guys hear what I said?Copy !req
520. Why did you almost blow it at
the very end, you idiot?Copy !req
521. Relax. Guys.
She's gonna come.Copy !req
522. Will you please say
something to him?Copy !req
523. What the hell did I do?Copy !req
524. You guys stop it!
Stop it!Copy !req
525. Hello?Copy !req
526. Listen, Kommunity Kidz!
All I want is a shot!Copy !req
527. And you can gimme that shot!Copy !req
528. That one shot,
that's all I need!Copy !req
529. All I want is a shot, too!Copy !req
530. If I had a shot,
I would make the most of it!Copy !req
531. - Gimme a shot!
- I just wanna shot too!Copy !req
532. - Please I need a shot!
- I gotta have the shot!Copy !req
533. Wow, everyone
just really wants a shot.Copy !req
534. Kommunity kids, please!Copy !req
535. If you just give me a shot,
why, I could be somebody.Copy !req
536. I could go out
to fancy restaurantsCopy !req
537. like all them old people.Copy !req
538. And eat shrimp
as big as my head!Copy !req
539. Hey, you're not taking my shot!
This is my shot!Copy !req
540. I... I have to have this shot!Copy !req
541. Grab the vaccines. I think we
better get outta here.Copy !req
542. This is a fact...Copy !req
543. We are all being controlled
by an elite,Copy !req
544. wealthy and privileged few.Copy !req
545. When Jeffrey Epstein,
the billionaire,Copy !req
546. was found guilty
of sex trafficking,Copy !req
547. he was set to squeal on
all the elites in HollywoodCopy !req
548. and in Washington who used
his child sex services...Copy !req
549. But Epstein was found dead in
his cell from "suicide."Copy !req
550. Why do the elites want children
from sex traffickers?Copy !req
551. Adrenochrome.Copy !req
552. It is harvested from
children for a euphoricCopy !req
553. and life-enhancing benefit.Copy !req
554. This satanic cabal of Hollywood
and political elitesCopy !req
555. all need the adrenochrome
to maintainCopy !req
556. their positions of power.Copy !req
557. And they will continue to do so
until we stand up against them.Copy !req
558. Now, do you have
any questions, Craig?Copy !req
559. Um...Copy !req
560. So does Oprah drink
the same blood as ObamaCopy !req
561. or is it usually
a different kid?Copy !req
562. It's kids
from all over the world.Copy !req
563. Now ...'s time for me
to tell you the biggest thingCopy !req
564. that the Hollywood elites
don't want you to know...Copy !req
565. Alright, just what the hell do
you think you're doing?Copy !req
566. Oh!
Go tutor someone else!Copy !req
567. You think you can take my
students from my classroom?Copy !req
568. Oh, my God! It's you!Copy !req
569. That's right it's me!Copy !req
570. The head teacher
at South Park Elementary!Copy !req
571. And this is what I think
of private tutors!Copy !req
572. Get her, Mr. Service!Copy !req
573. Now who's in charge
of all you tutors?Copy !req
574. It's ...'s secret...Copy !req
575. Choke her out,
Mr. Service!Copy !req
576. No! Please!Copy !req
577. Who started
this bogus tutoring company?Copy !req
578. It was... It...Copy !req
579. I'm listening!Copy !req
580. It was...
the Whitessss.Copy !req
581. The Whites?Copy !req
582. That guy was harassing me
at the grocery store.Copy !req
583. Come on, Mr. Service!
Time to deal with the Whites!Copy !req
584. I guess 2021
is gonna be just like 2020.Copy !req
585. All good?
I don't see anybody.Copy !req
586. I think we're safe here until
school starts in the morning.Copy !req
587. We're actually gonna sleep here?Copy !req
588. I don't see what choice we have.Copy !req
589. Oh, my God.
What?Copy !req
590. You guys, oh, my God,
seriously.
What?Copy !req
591. You guys know Mr. Lawson?
Jenny Lawson's dad?
Yeah?Copy !req
592. He's offering us 2,000 bucks
for a vaccination.Copy !req
593. What are you doing?Copy !req
594. Dude, people really
want their shot.Copy !req
595. I'm asking around to see what
they're willing to pay for it.Copy !req
596. I'm a little Harvey Weinstein.Copy !req
597. We are giving these to
the teachers at the school!Copy !req
598. Kyle, this is
what our broship needs!Copy !req
599. We can sell these
and go on vacations together,Copy !req
600. go to shows and theme parks!Copy !req
601. What the broship needs
is for us to do the right thingCopy !req
602. and fix the problem
of everyone hating us!Copy !req
603. Right, Stan?Copy !req
604. I say we take the vaccines
ourselves.Copy !req
605. I mean, why are us kids last?Copy !req
606. This whole pandemic
has been aboutCopy !req
607. what's doing best for adults.Copy !req
608. Maybe for the broship
we do what's best for us.Copy !req
609. What's best for us
is thousands of dollars.Copy !req
610. That's always what's best!Copy !req
611. You guys are being selfish!Copy !req
612. You're not thinking about
what's best for the broship.Copy !req
613. You're thinking about
what's best for you.Copy !req
614. We did all this because we
wanted to fixCopy !req
615. the damage of the period prank.Copy !req
616. That means taking these
to the school tomorrow morningCopy !req
617. for our teachers.Copy !req
618. I'm gonna put these
somewhere safeCopy !req
619. so nobody gets tempted
to do the wrong thing!Copy !req
620. I don't know why
you don't stand up to him more,Copy !req
621. it's really disappointing.Copy !req
622. Oh, crap.Copy !req
623. Hey, Dad.
Look, I'm okay.Copy !req
624. I won't be home
until tomorrow 'cause...Copy !req
625. Well, I'm doing
something really important.Copy !req
626. Oh, okay, Kyle.
Sounds good!Copy !req
627. Thanks, buddy!Copy !req
628. You're not...
worried?Copy !req
629. Hey, we trust you, Kyle!Copy !req
630. Say, Kyle, we heard you have
some COVID-19 vaccinations.Copy !req
631. They're for our teachers.Copy !req
632. Oh, okay.
Yeah, that makes sense.Copy !req
633. You know if you think
your teacher is worth savingCopy !req
634. more than us...Copy !req
635. It's not like that.Copy !req
636. Well, it sounds like that!Copy !req
637. Sounds like your teacher's lifeCopy !req
638. is more important
than your mom and dad's!Copy !req
639. You know,
when all this went down,Copy !req
640. the school wasn't really there
for you, was it?Copy !req
641. School kind of
abandoned you kids.Copy !req
642. But your parents, well...Copy !req
643. We didn't shove you off into
a Zoom meeting did we?Copy !req
644. Dad, please don't...
You know, we're not
spring chickens anymore.Copy !req
645. The virus is still
out there, Kyle,Copy !req
646. and it's still killing people.Copy !req
647. I don't know how you'd feel
if Mom and Dad got COVID and
diedCopy !req
648. in these last few months
because you did nothing.Copy !req
649. Don't do nothing, Kyle.Copy !req
650. You know what, Kyle?Copy !req
651. Please don't say it.
Silence is violence, Kyle.Copy !req
652. Don't kill Mom, buddy.Copy !req
653. Shit.Copy !req
654. Go get that will you, Crystal?Copy !req
655. Who is it sweetheart?Copy !req
656. It's the savior of our countryCopy !req
657. and still President of the
United StatesCopy !req
658. who was impeached unjustly.Copy !req
659. Get them, Mr. Service!Copy !req
660. Aah!Copy !req
661. What's this all about?
Did we do something wrong?Copy !req
662. God damn right
you did something wrong!Copy !req
663. Our public school system
is dyingCopy !req
664. and you tutors are trying
to take advantage of it!Copy !req
665. But we were just
trying to be like you!Copy !req
666. You'll never be like me!Copy !req
667. I've been a teacher
for 30 years!Copy !req
668. I'm just trying
to get my old life backCopy !req
669. and assholes
keep getting in my way!Copy !req
670. But we have to
tell children the truth!Copy !req
671. They have to know!Copy !req
672. They have to know what?Copy !req
673. About... About the whole thing!Copy !req
674. About the vaccinations!Copy !req
675. That the pandemic
was blown out of proportion!Copy !req
676. That Venezuelan socialistsCopy !req
677. switched out circuit boards
from voting machinesCopy !req
678. in 12 states!
Good, sweetie!Copy !req
679. Don't you understand
everything is being manipulated!Copy !req
680. Everyone's being manipulated...Copy !req
681. So that's why everyone
in town is beingCopy !req
682. such an inconsiderate jerk
about me coming back?Copy !req
683. Yes. They don't want people
to like you.Copy !req
684. They need people to hate you!Copy !req
685. Who are they?Copy !req
686. They're the elites.Copy !req
687. They do whatever they wantCopy !req
688. and they feed on the pain
and torture of children!Copy !req
689. And if anybody starts to care,Copy !req
690. they'll just cut us off
when we tell the truth!Copy !req
691. And the truth is that...Copy !req
692. Kyle?Copy !req
693. What are you doing?Copy !req
694. I'm just getting
things ready to go.Copy !req
695. So then why are you replacing
some of the vaccinesCopy !req
696. with Cactus Cooler?Copy !req
697. Alright, Stan, look.Copy !req
698. it's just the pressure
of everything, okay?Copy !req
699. My dad called and...
I don't want my mom to die.Copy !req
700. I don't want my mom
to die either!Copy !req
701. I can't believe
that you would lie to me.Copy !req
702. That you would
hide shit from me.Copy !req
703. Hey, guys, what's going on?Copy !req
704. Nothing, Kenny.
Everything's fine.Copy !req
705. Yeah, we're gonna go
to the school now, buddy.Copy !req
706. Okay.Copy !req
707. I'm gonna just try and pretend
this didn't happen.Copy !req
708. But only because
it's what's best for Kenny.Copy !req
709. I can't believe
we are actually doing this.Copy !req
710. There are people who really need
these vaccines... who have cash.Copy !req
711. I just want this over with.Copy !req
712. Let's get these stupid things
to the teachers and go home.Copy !req
713. I don't think so,
Kommunity Kidz!Copy !req
714. You're not poisoning anybody
with those vaccinations!Copy !req
715. The fuck you talking about,
Scott?Copy !req
716. I've learned the truth!Copy !req
717. And I won't let you
hurt the teacher!Copy !req
718. We don't have time
for this Scott.Copy !req
719. You don't understand!Copy !req
720. I'm part of
a militant group now!Copy !req
721. A secret cabal
of patriot children!Copy !req
722. Lil' QTies!Copy !req
723. Lil' QTies? With a "Q"
and an apostrophe after the "L"?Copy !req
724. That's way better than
Kommunity Kidz, guys.Copy !req
725. I told you...
we're getting lazy.Copy !req
726. Move in on my position, QTies!Copy !req
727. You're not hurting
our teacher again!Copy !req
728. You don't even know what those
vaccines are doing to people!Copy !req
729. For the whole past year,
our feelings and our needsCopy !req
730. have been put dead last!Copy !req
731. Do you guys really
trust anybody anymore?Copy !req
732. - Yeah!
- Butters?Copy !req
733. You're a part of this too?Copy !req
734. I just wanted to
believe in somethingCopy !req
735. that would get me
out of the house!Copy !req
736. I didn't give a shit
what it was!Copy !req
737. Now just put down the vaccines
and walk away, Kommunity Kidz.Copy !req
738. Look, you guys have a right
to say and believeCopy !req
739. whatever you want, okay?Copy !req
740. But what you believe
is really stupid.Copy !req
741. We'll see who's stupid!Copy !req
742. Yeah! Y-Yeah!Copy !req
743. Tom, I'm standing outside
South Park Elementary,Copy !req
744. where the Kommunity KidzCopy !req
745. were set to distribute vaccines
to the public.Copy !req
746. That's when a rival gang showed
up and tried to stop them,Copy !req
747. and the fighting
is still going on now.Copy !req
748. You can see behind me
most of the damage is done,Copy !req
749. but it is still raging on, Tom.Copy !req
750. You can see this awful gang
is trying to stop Kommunity KidzCopy !req
751. just because Kommunity Kidz
believe in somethingCopy !req
752. and actually...
and actually care!Copy !req
753. They care enough to do
something!Copy !req
754. Yeah, that's basically what
the Lil' QTies are doing too,Copy !req
755. - right, Chris?
- What do you mean, Tom?Copy !req
756. Well, the Kommunity Kidz
are acting on somethingCopy !req
757. they believe in and so are
the Lil' QTies, am I right?Copy !req
758. What is the difference?Copy !req
759. Oh, yeah, well,
the difference, Tom,Copy !req
760. is that you are
a giant piece of shit.Copy !req
761. That's the fucking difference!Copy !req
762. Okay, let's just...
You're gonna even remotely
defend these monstersCopy !req
763. when Kommunity Kidz are
promoting change, just...Copy !req
764. Fuck you, Tom!
I'm out!Copy !req
765. Oh, no!
Oh, Jesus, look!Copy !req
766. This is my shot!
Man #My shot!Copy !req
767. Grab the vaccines!
We got to get outta here!Copy !req
768. Yeah! Y-Yeah!Copy !req
769. Come on! I can show you
my Q headquarters!Copy !req
770. Jesus, you people really
take this seriously.Copy !req
771. Vaccinations are nothing moreCopy !req
772. than a way for the elite
and powerful to control us.Copy !req
773. We've been trying
to warn everyone,Copy !req
774. and then Q released
a new post sayingCopy !req
775. the most important day
would be March 4.Copy !req
776. At first, it didn't make sense.Copy !req
777. Nothing's happening
on March 4th!Copy !req
778. Until I saw a Super Bowl ad
for a new streaming serviceCopy !req
779. which launched on March 4!Copy !req
780. Streaming is also
the the term usedCopy !req
781. for the nano-technology
microchipsCopy !req
782. invented by Bill Gates
that are being put into a
liquidCopy !req
783. and then shot into
people's arms as a vaccine!Copy !req
784. Who the hell is doing all this?Copy !req
785. The Hollywood elites!Copy !req
786. All of them,
rich, powerful peopleCopy !req
787. who got to where they were
by drinking adrenochromeCopy !req
788. from tortured children!Copy !req
789. Anyone who gets vaccinated
is going to be trackedCopy !req
790. and manipulated
for the rest of their lives.Copy !req
791. I got an e-mail that
all teachers are about to beCopy !req
792. vaccinated at the school!Copy !req
793. You're telling me they're all
going to become mindless zombiesCopy !req
794. who are fine with child murder!Copy !req
795. Yes!
Aw geez,
we gotta get to the school!Copy !req
796. I'll let
all the other 'anons know!Copy !req
797. We'll put a stop this
once a for all!Copy !req
798. Let's do this!Copy !req
799. Hey!
What the hell just happened?Copy !req
800. It's the Hollywood elites!
They're onto us!Copy !req
801. Come on!Copy !req
802. Oh, my holy Jesus!Copy !req
803. Don't want the truth
coming out, huh?Copy !req
804. Damn you!Copy !req
805. We will get to the school!
You can't stop us!Copy !req
806. I'm sorry for
wasting everyone's time.Copy !req
807. I don't know why I believed themCopy !req
808. when they said
they had vaccinations.Copy !req
809. I don't know why I believe
anything anymore.Copy !req
810. Yes?Copy !req
811. Hi, Ms. Nelson.
How are you?Copy !req
812. Cut the crap! You said
you'd be here at 7:00 AM!Copy !req
813. And, you know, we just
ran into a little hiccup,Copy !req
814. so we wanted to see if you could
meet us somewhere elseCopy !req
815. - for the vaccine.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
816. I knew this was a prank.Copy !req
817. You're not tricking me
into going anywhere!Copy !req
818. No, no, Ms. Nelson,
it's not a prank!Copy !req
819. Okay, fine,
we'll be there, okay?Copy !req
820. Just sit tight.Copy !req
821. What was that? You know
we can't get into school!Copy !req
822. She's not gonna
come meet us, Kyle!
You didn't even try!Copy !req
823. He didn't try because he wants
to sell the vaccines for money!Copy !req
824. And what about you, Kyle?Copy !req
825. You were the one trying
to take vaccines for yourselfCopy !req
826. this morning.Copy !req
827. He what?Copy !req
828. Wow. Okay. Thought that we had
gotten past that, but...Copy !req
829. Look, let's just face it,
you guys.Copy !req
830. We don't trust each other
and we don't like each other.Copy !req
831. We can't keep pretending.Copy !req
832. Are you seriously
saying what I think?
Alright, guys.Copy !req
833. I guess it's time we all had the
talk we never wanted to have.Copy !req
834. Kenny you wanna go be
on your iPad for a minute?Copy !req
835. What?
No, I wanna hear this!Copy !req
836. We just... We need to talk
for a second, Kenny.Copy !req
837. Look, I downloaded
"Madagascar 3."Copy !req
838. You wanna watch
with your "Troll" headphones?Copy !req
839. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
840. Look, it's been a hard year.Copy !req
841. And I think for some people
there's just no going back.Copy !req
842. I've been trying as hard as I
can to hold things together,Copy !req
843. but I have to admit...Copy !req
844. I'm just going
through the "brotions."Copy !req
845. We can't just force things
for Kenny's sake.Copy !req
846. It's not good for us
and it's not good for him.Copy !req
847. We still have
a bunch of vaccines here.Copy !req
848. What happens now?Copy !req
849. I think I have a plan.Copy !req
850. An explosive powder keg
of humanity is set to go offCopy !req
851. at South Park Elementary!Copy !req
852. Thousands of people have turned
up to get their shot...Copy !req
853. that one shot
that could change everything.Copy !req
854. But also in the crowd
are several peopleCopy !req
855. who want to stop those vaccines
from happening.Copy !req
856. At the center of it all...
that amazing group of kidsCopy !req
857. who are just taking the time
for what they believe is right.Copy !req
858. I'm talking, of course,
about the Lil' QTies.Copy !req
859. A group of youngsters that
believe vaccines are harmful.Copy !req
860. Yeah... Yeah,
I see what you did there, Tom.Copy !req
861. That's real fucking cute.
I'm not trying to be cute.Copy !req
862. I'm saying
if these kids really believeCopy !req
863. the horrific things
they believe,Copy !req
864. then they'd be bad people
not to go outCopy !req
865. and do something about it,
wouldn't they?Copy !req
866. Yes, that's totally trueCopy !req
867. if you're a corrupt dickhead
without morals.Copy !req
868. You gotta be fucking...
Okay, okay, Chris, let's just
get back to the weather.Copy !req
869. Yeah, let's get back
to the weather, you cunt.Copy !req
870. Come on, Mr. Service, we have to
get back to the school!Copy !req
871. My...
My balls are freezing, sir.Copy !req
872. Mr. Service's balls
are freezing!Copy !req
873. Don't give in to them!Copy !req
874. They're trying to
make a joke of everything!Copy !req
875. That's what they do.Copy !req
876. How do the elites control
Mr. Service's balls?Copy !req
877. You still don't get it, do you?Copy !req
878. They don't just drink
adrenochrome, they run the show!Copy !req
879. The whole damn show!Copy !req
880. It comes down to two people...Copy !req
881. Oh, you don't like that,
do you?Copy !req
882. That's getting a little
close to home, huh?Copy !req
883. You can't control me anymore,
you sons a bitches!Copy !req
884. They're making fun of me
to try and discredit my beliefs!Copy !req
885. Oh, you don't like that,
do you?Copy !req
886. Don't let the world know that!Copy !req
887. Listen!
Listen, whoever you are!Copy !req
888. I don't give a shit what you do!Copy !req
889. What?
What are you saying?Copy !req
890. Please!
I just want my old life back!Copy !req
891. No, stop!
They're monsters!Copy !req
892. I don't care
what you do to kids,Copy !req
893. I just want people
to like me again!Copy !req
894. You son of a bitch!Copy !req
895. Aah!
Aah! Mr. Service!Copy !req
896. Ah, oh, okay,
what the hell is this?Copy !req
897. Hey, come back!Copy !req
898. How would you like
to make a deal?Copy !req
899. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
900. Alright, here's the situation...Copy !req
901. all of our teachers
are inside the school,Copy !req
902. surrounded now by at least 400
to 500 people who want a shot.Copy !req
903. The Lil' QTies are stationed
throughout and we...Copy !req
904. and we are no longer bros.Copy !req
905. The magic is gone and we are
through, is that right?Copy !req
906. Yup.Copy !req
907. But we all want
what's best for Kenny,Copy !req
908. so we have to
find a way to compromiseCopy !req
909. and move on with our lives.Copy !req
910. So how do we do it?Copy !req
911. We use...Copy !req
912. a 2-2-3.Copy !req
913. Kyle, you have Kenny for two
days starting on Monday.Copy !req
914. I have Kenny Thursday
and Friday,Copy !req
915. and then, Stan,
you get him for the weekend.Copy !req
916. Then we switch where I have
Kenny starting Monday,Copy !req
917. Stan gets two days
and Kyle gets a weekend.Copy !req
918. Do we really have to do this?
That all seems overly confusing.Copy !req
919. Okay, so we can go alternating
weeks...Copy !req
920. each one of us has Kenny
for six days and then we rotate.Copy !req
921. A week is a long time
forKenny to be with one person.Copy !req
922. Alternating weeks
with a midweek visit.Copy !req
923. We have longer stretches,
but a chance for a break.Copy !req
924. Aw, come on.
What about sleepovers?Copy !req
925. We can't take those
away from Kenny.Copy !req
926. Alternating weeks
with midweek overnight.Copy !req
927. It would be easier
if I just knew I always hadCopy !req
928. Kenny on certain days.Copy !req
929. 3-3-4-4 rotation.Copy !req
930. Makes everyone's
days consistent...Copy !req
931. hang on a second, guys.Copy !req
932. Everything okay, buddy?Copy !req
933. Yeah, what's going on?Copy !req
934. We're almost done in here,
Kenny.Copy !req
935. You liking that birthday
cake-flavored ice cream?Copy !req
936. Yeah, it's fine, but I...
Okay,
you're doing great, pal.Copy !req
937. The 3-3-4-4 is the most
consistent,Copy !req
938. but to change weekends,
we would need...Copy !req
939. the 2-2-5-5 rotation,Copy !req
940. where the weekends
can actually fluctuate.Copy !req
941. I don't even know what to say...Copy !req
942. Well, I say
that out of all of those...Copy !req
943. the first one
makes the most sense.Copy !req
944. The 2-2-3, I agree.Copy !req
945. This way
we don't have to be brosCopy !req
946. but Kenny still has
the best possible life.Copy !req
947. 2-2-3.Copy !req
948. That's so ridiculous...Copy !req
949. that it just might work.Copy !req
950. We've just received
devastating news hereCopy !req
951. at South Park Elementary.Copy !req
952. It appears that
the Kommunity Kidz...Copy !req
953. are breaking up.Copy !req
954. They have asked for people to
"respect their privacyCopy !req
955. in these difficult times,"Copy !req
956. and it appears that the strain
of this pandemic,Copy !req
957. from people like you, Tom,
was just too much.Copy !req
958. Oh, here we go, here we go.
Yeah, here we go!Copy !req
959. You just couldn't leave 'em
alone could you, ya prick?Copy !req
960. Okay, Chris, let's just...
They broke up 'cause of
you and your stupid...Copy !req
961. Wait. Wait, wait wait.Copy !req
962. Wait a minute.
What is this?Copy !req
963. Tom, one of the Kommunity Kidz
has shown up to the school...Copy !req
964. with the vaccines!Copy !req
965. Finally!
I'm gonna get my shot!Copy !req
966. Alright, QTies, this is it!Copy !req
967. Prepare for the storm!Copy !req
968. Dude, what are you doing?Copy !req
969. You're gonna get yourself
killed.Copy !req
970. This isn't our fight anymore,
Kyle.Copy !req
971. We set out to do something.Copy !req
972. I'm not letting our broship fall
to the pandi just yet.Copy !req
973. Alright...Copy !req
974. then let's get those vaccines
to the teachers.Copy !req
975. Okay, let's do this.Copy !req
976. Hey!Copy !req
977. Hold on a second everybody!Copy !req
978. I think I can...Copy !req
979. I think I can
help things out here!Copy !req
980. What the fuck is that?Copy !req
981. It's him!
The Chosen one!Copy !req
982. He's come to save us allCopy !req
983. like the prophecy foretold
on the Internet!Copy !req
984. Wait, he's the Chosen one?Copy !req
985. Listen! Listen, everybody.Copy !req
986. I... I think I owe you all
a big apology.Copy !req
987. I came in here expectingCopy !req
988. everything to just
go back to normal,Copy !req
989. but...
we've all been throughCopy !req
990. the proverbial butthole
of hardships lately.Copy !req
991. I thought we could all just
magically be friends again.Copy !req
992. But relationships
are very fragile things,Copy !req
993. and in time of crises
when we need each other most,Copy !req
994. it's sometimes when
we grow furthest apart.Copy !req
995. But through it all, Mr. White
here has taught meCopy !req
996. a very important lesson.Copy !req
997. Make sure you're on the side of
the people with the most power.Copy !req
998. And so, I've worked out a dealCopy !req
999. with some pretty powerful
people...Copy !req
1000. Alright, boys, do your thing!Copy !req
1001. Ahhhhh!Copy !req
1002. It's Air IsraelCopy !req
1003. with enough vaccines
for every adult in town!Copy !req
1004. Hey, Garrison!
Good job!Copy !req
1005. Yeah!
You're alright, Garrison!Copy !req
1006. Oh, geez...Copy !req
1007. Thanks, everybody.Copy !req
1008. Well, come on you guys!
Let's get inside!Copy !req
1009. Ms. Nelson? We're here!Copy !req
1010. Boys!
Boys, you made it!Copy !req
1011. Of course we made it!Copy !req
1012. 'Cause our broship
can survive anything!Copy !req
1013. Hello, Ms. Nelson!Copy !req
1014. We got your vaccination
for you, Ms. Nelson.Copy !req
1015. Boys...
you really did it.Copy !req
1016. I... I can't believe it.Copy !req
1017. For a while there,
I thought I...Copy !req
1018. Excuse me.Copy !req
1019. I thought I wasn't gonna...Copy !req
1020. Gosh excuse me.Copy !req
1021. As a teacher, Ms. Nelson
did everything she couldCopy !req
1022. for her students.Copy !req
1023. So it seems
even more unfair that she...Copy !req
1024. was just a few days late
getting the vaccineCopy !req
1025. before she died of COVID.Copy !req
1026. And now as Mr. Garrison
takes over teachingCopy !req
1027. for Ms. Nelson
permanently...Copy !req
1028. I think we should all
take a moment to say...Copy !req
1029. Hey! The rest of us made it,
South Park!Copy !req
1030. We're on the other side
of this damn thing!Copy !req
1031. And so it's time for adults
to screw these masksCopy !req
1032. and party like it's 2021!Copy !req
1033. Hey, look at Walgreens!
Nobody's going!Copy !req
1034. Yeah! That place used to be cool
and now it's lame!Copy !req
1035. So we still have some
of the pandemic special,Copy !req
1036. but the vaccination special
is about out!Copy !req
1037. Try 'em both...
the season is about over, guys!Copy !req
1038. Back inside the retirement home,
old people!Copy !req
1039. All the fun places
are ours again!Copy !req
1040. Aw!Copy !req
1041. Adults are all vaccinated!Copy !req
1042. Well, I guess this is it...Copy !req
1043. Yeah.
I guess it is
what's best for everybody.Copy !req
1044. What are you guys talking about?Copy !req
1045. Everything's gonna be okay,
Kenny. I'll see you on Monday.Copy !req
1046. And I'll come pick you up
on Thursday, Kenny.
Huh?Copy !req
1047. Hey, I wish you guys
all the best, huh?Copy !req
1048. Thanks.
I'll be fine.Copy !req
1049. I already have some new bros
I'm hanging out with.Copy !req
1050. Hey, Cartman!Copy !req
1051. Yeah?
Dude they're reopening
Casa Bonita this weekend.Copy !req
1052. Do you wanna come with us?Copy !req
1053. Casa Bonita?
Hell yeah, I'll come!Copy !req
1054. Oh, wait! I can't!Copy !req
1055. I have fucking
Kenny this weekend!Copy !req
1056. Shit!Copy !req
1057. Nice doing business with you...Copy !req
1058. you little
child-murdering pedophiles.Copy !req