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I got my stuff!
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got their stuff, too!
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to my house!
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for the bike parade!
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there, too?
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deliveries from Jeff Bezos.
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Banjo!
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Are you freakin' kidding me?
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it's time to face it.
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didn't work.
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products for exposure,
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go back to work,
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Could I buy some weed?
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Yeah, of course.
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tell me about it.
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spend a day in a picket line.
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get back to work
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our packages?
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buddy!
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It's day five
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Fulfillment Center Strike.
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ever-mounting tension
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Amazon workers
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workplace accident.
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well, Tom. Thank you.
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what happened to me
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at a fulfillment center.
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to Congress here
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to Colorado tomorrow via UPS.
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for quite some time.
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Stephen Stotch.
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Sssss!
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isn't hard.
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a few basic steps.
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transaction robot.
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will locate the grinder
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to the packing area.
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in the box to fulfill the order.
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very fulfilling.
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103. Sure it is. You just
gotta get into it, okay?
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more to go.
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there you go, friend.
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of weed,
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small business. Next.
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more than an ounce?
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respect the law and each other.
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I'll just go over
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to drive out here.
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worth my while.
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118. Shit!
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like a delivery service.
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don't have to drive out here
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the other weed farms!
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what they got?
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nowadays.
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killed us all on Halloween?
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directly to the customers?
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Stephen, it's a miracle!
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A whole-new bicycle!
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for sure!
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our Prime membership back!
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to manager.
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new employees.
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a few hours ago.
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are beginning to learn
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is rewarded by fulfillment.
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who stands in our way.
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on Marxist theory.
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it's this Saturday.
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gonna watch.
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nice bike parade, I suppose.
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thought about it.
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check out the flags
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of my bike?
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They're silk.
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Later, girls.
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Oh.
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we did it.
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amazing.
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we can't win, you guys.
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gonna be cool again.
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Kenny's here.
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rm mrph rmhmhm.
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rmh rmphm.
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you can't quit now!
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a four-bike theme!
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face of immigrants in America
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the Philippines?
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Mrph rmh.
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you can't do this!
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Oh, my God!
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My anxiety!
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you guys!
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don't be a dick.
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rmhmhm rm!
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rmphm mrph!
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We did so much!
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and he just quits?
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That's it!
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the school!
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for nothing,
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my anxiety's back,
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the schoooooool!
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it's a rewarding job.
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Hey, Stotch!
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Stewart?
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Our bikes suck!
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beat them like bitches
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win the bike parade,
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then everybody loses.
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and force her to cancel it.
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about a bike parade?
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you guys.
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Yeah. You're Jeff Bezos.
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suffered a workplace accident.
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into a box,
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tries to open it,
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will burst apart.
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Bezos.
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of too many useful things
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useless people.
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ridicules commercialism
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better about itself.
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convenient, didn't you, Bezos?
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standing in the way
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for this town.
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do to me?
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to do anything to you.
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Send them in.
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a surprise for you!
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for the bike parade?
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Oh, my God.
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gets what's inside.
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to your consumerism, kids!
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I got it! I get it!
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I win the bike parade.
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I care about.
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who have better bikes than me
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your ass and work, Dad!
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is that you suck!
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I'm gonna cross it —
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I have your weed delivery.
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320. Oh, hey, listen,
we have an app now.
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of your orders
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delivered even faster.
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There's an order now.
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poster boards, markers,
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glitter and glue.
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Kenny bailed on us
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Jeff Bezos is a bad guy.
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gives you whatever you want
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We're all closed.
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everything.
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about something.
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and glue.
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fulfillment center opened,
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went out of business.
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fulfillment center
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for the town.
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It's buried us.
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and we've no presents...
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need a little Christmas magic.
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weeks until Christmas,
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any presents!
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for the hometown
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holiday poo!
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of Mr. Hankey.
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did something bad,
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Fuck a kid?
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inappropriate things?
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fuckin' —
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in my sleigh now.
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Wait, wait, wait! Please!
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dick, you bunch a cunts!
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non-stop holiday music.
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hot new group, The PC babies.
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the idea of Mrs. Claus
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female stereotypes.
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"Jingle All the Waggghgh."
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anything more.
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bike parade, I don't care.
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and that's more important
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will ever be.
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Butters.
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working for Amazon.
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in striking, but...
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your stuff to be happy.
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and your music and your books
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delivered to your door,
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that make you feel satisfied.
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but you can't.
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Tegridy Weed Company.
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folks are aware
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rewards program.
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of membership for our weed.
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and Tegridy Elite.
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'cause elite's got no Tegridy.
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you guys.
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is getting cancelled,
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we just can't do it?
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to just keep going?
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asses of ourselves?
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when it comes to outrage,
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actually doesn't give a shit
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to do with them.
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We've been selfish.
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cancelled for us.
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all the other people
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voices aren't being heard!
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this was a fucking joke?
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is offensive,
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can just force it on everyone!
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I'm actually pissed off now!
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the bike parade!
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touch with progressive thinking!
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was quite useful to me.
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anything to have fulfillment.
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the only way to get it
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433. would be to all work for
the fulfillment center.
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434. Who would use a bike parade
like some $20 hooker?
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435. Kenny was right
about you.
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436. You're a bad guy.
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437. Oh, you mean your little
socialist friend?
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438. Yes, he's starting to
rattle his sword, now, too.
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439. Alexa, kill Kenny.
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440. Okay.
I'll kill Kenny for you.
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441. No!
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442. Why are you
doing this?
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443. Don't you see
I'm trying to help?
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444. Before, there was war
between classes,
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445. customers and workers
at odds.
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446. All I've done is create
the new class —
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447. the consumer/worker.
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448. The future.
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449. Right now, your parents,
your teachers,
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450. everyone you know
are showing up
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451. to work
at the fulfillment center,
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452. and I'm afraid you are all
going to lose the bike parade.
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453. Bezos!
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454. Bezos!
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455. Bezos!
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456. Bezos!
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457. Bezos!
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458. Hello, Bezos.
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459. You can take
your fulfillment center
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460. and fulfill it
right up your ass!
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461. You see, there's one thing
you didn't count on,
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462. and that's Tegridy.
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463. Just look in the eyes
of these people.
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464. Everyone has
Tegridy now —
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will never understand.
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466. We aren't just different classes
of people anymore.
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467. We are a town.
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468. Are you all high?
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469. No... No...
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470. Why do you ask that?
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471. Jeff Bezos:
Because I'm over here.
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472. Oh.
Hang on...
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473. Hold on.
Okay, I got it.
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474. Anyways...
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475. You see, Tegridy is something
that can't be understood
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477. Oh, they'll try to package
Tegridy,
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478. but only I can really package
Tegridy.
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479. I got more money now
'cause of Tegridy.
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480. That's 'cause
I figured out
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481. how to get Tegridy
to everyone.
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482. And that's — now everyone is
in this state of Tegridy
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483. that's impenetrable.
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484. Am I making sense?
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485. No!
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486. The point is,
nobody's coming to work for you.
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487. So you can take your whole plan
and fulfill it somewhere else!
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488. Damn you, Tegridy!
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489. We got Tegridy
all around
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490. I guess they
are offensive.
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491. Hey, Mom.
Hi, Dad.
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492. Sure are, Butters!
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493. Tegridy Weed.
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494. Coming soon to a giant
online retailer near you.
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495. Yeah,
it's this Saturday.
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496. Everyone's
gonna watch.
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497. You girls should
come check it out.
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498. Yeah, it's gonna be a pretty
nice bike parade, I suppose.
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499. Hey, Larry!
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500. You gettin' excited
for the bike parade?
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501. Yeah, I guess
I'm lookin' forward to it,
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