1. Stan,
where'd you get that black eye?Copy !req
2. Nothing, I mean nowhere.Copy !req
3. Your sister beat
you up again, huh?Copy !req
4. No!Copy !req
5. Yeah, your sister kicked
your ass!Copy !req
6. She's just pissed offCopy !req
7. 'cause she got headgear
at the dentist.Copy !req
8. She's taking it out on me.Copy !req
9. Yeah, but that sucks youCopy !req
10. get your butt kicked by a girl,
Stan.Copy !req
11. I would never let a woman
kick my ass.Copy !req
12. If she tried anything,Copy !req
13. I'd be like,
"Hey, you get your bitch-assCopy !req
14. back in the kitchen
and make me some pie!"Copy !req
15. My parents don't even believe
that she beats me up.Copy !req
16. They think she's all innocent
and sweet.Copy !req
17. But I know that
she's an evil bitch.Copy !req
18. Be a man, Stan.Copy !req
19. Just say, "Hey, woman!Copy !req
20. You shut your mouth and make
babies!"Copy !req
21. Hey, Kyle, what's that
elephant doing?Copy !req
22. You mean this one?Copy !req
23. Yeah.
- He's my new pet elephant.Copy !req
24. Wow, dude.
Where'd you get a pet elephant?Copy !req
25. I got it mail order
from Africa.Copy !req
26. The ad said it would take
4 to 6 weeks,Copy !req
27. but it only took 3!Copy !req
28. Wow, that's cool!
- No, it's not cool!Copy !req
29. My mom won't let me keep him
in the house!Copy !req
30. She says he's too big
and that its poopCopy !req
31. is bigger
than our couch.Copy !req
32. That's why my mom got me
a potbellied pigCopy !req
33. because
its poop is small.Copy !req
34. Well, yeah, but pigs aren't
smart like elephants.Copy !req
35. Hey! Wait a minute!Copy !req
36. What is that thing?Copy !req
37. Uh, oh. This is the new
retarded kid.Copy !req
38. Oh, I'm sorry, little girl.Copy !req
39. But you still can't get on.Copy !req
40. You have to take
the special ed bus!Copy !req
41. Boy, it looks like you're not
welcome anywhere, elephant.Copy !req
42. See you!Copy !req
43. If a woman ever gave me crap,Copy !req
44. I'd say,
"Hey, you go do my laundry!"Copy !req
45. Sit down, kid!Copy !req
46. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
47. And now, children,
our friend Mr. HatCopy !req
48. is going to tell us all
about genetic engineering.Copy !req
49. That's right, Mr. Garrison,Copy !req
50. genetic engineering
is an exciting new science.Copy !req
51. You can splice DNA from some
animalsCopy !req
52. and make them better.Copy !req
53. Mr. Garrison?
- Yes, Kyle.Copy !req
54. With genetic engineering,Copy !req
55. can you make
an elephant smaller?Copy !req
56. Well, yes,
I suppose you could.Copy !req
57. You could splice elephant genesCopy !req
58. with a dog or cat
or potbellied pig genes.Copy !req
59. That's it!Copy !req
60. I'm going to combine
my elephantCopy !req
61. with a potbellied pig
and make potbellied elephants.Copy !req
62. They'd be smart
like elephants,Copy !req
63. but small like pigs.Copy !req
64. That'd be cool!Copy !req
65. I want a potbellied elephant.Copy !req
66. Yes, I'll pay $50 for one.Copy !req
67. That's stupid.Copy !req
68. Shut up, Terrance!Copy !req
69. We can genetical engineer
anything we want.Copy !req
70. Oh, yeah? I bet I canCopy !req
71. genetically clone
a whole human beingCopy !req
72. before you crossbreed
an elephant and a pig.Copy !req
73. I'll bet you can't!
- Watch me, plebeian!Copy !req
74. Well, spank my ass
and call me Charlie.Copy !req
75. Isn't this exciting?Copy !req
76. Two A+ students
in a cloning war.Copy !req
77. Yes, Mr. Garrison,
genetic engineeringCopy !req
78. lets us correct God's
horrible, horrible mistakes,Copy !req
79. like German people.Copy !req
80. You know, you boys might
want to visitCopy !req
81. the genetic engineering ranchCopy !req
82. outside of town for help.Copy !req
83. And you could both use this for
yourCopy !req
84. science fair
projects next month.Copy !req
85. Genetic engineering ranch?
Sweet!Copy !req
86. Wait, wait.
We still need a pig.Copy !req
87. We can use Cartman's pig.Copy !req
88. Hey!
You leave Fluffy out of this!Copy !req
89. We're not gonna hurt her.
We just need some of her blood.Copy !req
90. You're not using any
of Fluffy's blood!Copy !req
91. Else I'll kick you in the nuts!Copy !req
92. Kyle?
Kyle, no!Copy !req
93. Stanley, can I talk to you
for a minute?Copy !req
94. Okay.
- I couldn't help noticeCopy !req
95. that black eye you have.Copy !req
96. Are there problems at home?Copy !req
97. Yes.Copy !req
98. Oh, dear.
Here, Stanley, sit down.Copy !req
99. Have some cocoa,Copy !req
100. and tell your friend Mr. Hat
all about it.Copy !req
101. I'm your friend Mr. Hat, Stan.Copy !req
102. You can tell me anything.Copy !req
103. Now, who hit you?Copy !req
104. Is it your father
or your mother?Copy !req
105. Neither.
It's my sister.Copy !req
106. Your sister?
Oh, for Pete's sake.Copy !req
107. Don't be such a little wuss!Copy !req
108. Stop wasting Mr. Hat's timeCopy !req
109. with pansy little
foo-foo problemsCopy !req
110. and give me back my cocoa!Copy !req
111. Let's open the phone lines
back up for some questions.Copy !req
112. Hey!Copy !req
113. Hi, Shelly.Copy !req
114. Are you looking
at my headgear?Copy !req
115. Headgear?
What headgear?Copy !req
116. Are you looking
at my headgear?Copy !req
117. Oh, gosh,
I didn't really notice.Copy !req
118. You little liar!Copy !req
119. No, I think
it looks terrific!Copy !req
120. It matches your—Copy !req
121. Ready to go, Stan?
- Go where?Copy !req
122. To the genetical engineering
ranch.Copy !req
123. We got Cartman's pig
so we can spliceCopy !req
124. its genes with my elephant.Copy !req
125. Nobody's splicing
nothing from Fluffy!Copy !req
126. I swear I'm gonna kill you,
Stan!Copy !req
127. Why is your sister
so mean to you, dude?Copy !req
128. Yeah, If some sissy chick
tried toCopy !req
129. kick my ass, I'd be like, "Hey,
listen,Copy !req
130. missy, why don't you go
knit me a sweaterCopy !req
131. before I slap you in the face?"Copy !req
132. Who said that?Copy !req
133. This must be it.Copy !req
134. Yeah, looks like
nobody's home.Copy !req
135. Guess we should come
back some other time.Copy !req
136. No, Cartman.
We're going in thereCopy !req
137. and splicing Fluffy
and my elephant together.Copy !req
138. It's okay, Fluffy,
I won't let them hurt you.Copy !req
139. It's just a stupid pig.Copy !req
140. Yeah, quit being
such a baby.Copy !req
141. Baby? Well, at least I don't
get my assCopy !req
142. kicked by a girl!Copy !req
143. At least I'm not
a little pig!Copy !req
144. Hey! I'm taking my pig and—Copy !req
145. Screw you guys!
I'm going home!Copy !req
146. This whole idea
is stupid anyway!Copy !req
147. What the hell would you know,
you fat, sweaty Mongoloid?Copy !req
148. You never get higher than a D!Copy !req
149. Hey!
Why don't you go back toCopy !req
150. San Francisco
with the rest of the Jews?Copy !req
151. There's no Jews
in San Francisco, retard!Copy !req
152. I'll kick you in the nuts!Copy !req
153. Can I help you?Copy !req
154. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
155. We wanna crossbreed
an elephant with a pig.Copy !req
156. Brilliant idea.Copy !req
157. Huge, elephant-sized pigs.Copy !req
158. No, no, we want to make
little potbellied elephantsCopy !req
159. that people can keep
in their houses as pets.Copy !req
160. Oh, that's
an even better idea.Copy !req
161. Come on in.Copy !req
162. I'm so pleased that
you children are interestedCopy !req
163. in genetic engineering.Copy !req
164. It's okay, Fluffy.
Nobody's gonna hurt you.Copy !req
165. It's thanks to the wonders
of genetic engineering,Copy !req
166. that soon there will be
an end to hunger,Copy !req
167. disease, pollution, even war.Copy !req
168. I've created things thatCopy !req
169. will change the world
for the better.Copy !req
170. For instance, here's
a monkey with four asses.Copy !req
171. How does that
make the world better?Copy !req
172. And here, of course,
is my four-assed ostrichCopy !req
173. and my four-assed mongoose.Copy !req
174. Do you have anything besides
just animals with four asses?Copy !req
175. Oh, well, I suppose so.Copy !req
176. Oh, yes, over here.Copy !req
177. Here I have rats
spliced with ducksCopy !req
178. and gorillas spliced
with mosquitoes.Copy !req
179. And here I have rabbits
spliced with fishCopy !req
180. to make little bunny fish.Copy !req
181. Hey, these bunny ears are
tied on with little strings!Copy !req
182. And over here,
a Swiss cheeseCopy !req
183. spliced with chalk and a beard.Copy !req
184. Well, what about
our potbellied elephant?Copy !req
185. Oh.
Well, I'm sorry, children.Copy !req
186. But pig and elephant
DNA just won't splice.Copy !req
187. Haven't you ever heard
that song by Loverboy?Copy !req
188. Which song?Copy !req
189. However,
maybe I could help youCopy !req
190. add a few asses
to that swine of yours.Copy !req
191. You can keep your hands
off of Fluffy's ass!Copy !req
192. You know, it's amazing
what we can doCopy !req
193. with a little
blood sample these days.Copy !req
194. Ow!
- Hmm?Copy !req
195. What? Excuse me.Copy !req
196. Wait, what are you
taking Stan's blood for?Copy !req
197. Oh, pardon me, I tripped.Copy !req
198. Could I have some hair, please?Copy !req
199. Watch out, Stan,
genetic engineers are crazy!Copy !req
200. Come on, Fluffy!Copy !req
201. This gas is hurting my anus.Copy !req
202. Yeah, that's pretty fresh.Copy !req
203. Ooh, I sure am hungry.Copy !req
204. Hello, gentlemen.
Any of you blokes knowCopy !req
205. what's for lunch today?Copy !req
206. Lunchy munchies?
Hmm?Copy !req
207. Go away, Pip,
nobody likes you!Copy !req
208. Yeah, what kind of a name
is Pip anyway?Copy !req
209. Well, my father's family name
being PirripCopy !req
210. and my Christian name,
Phillip, my infant tongue—Copy !req
211. God damn it!
Would you shut the hell up?Copy !req
212. Nobody gives a rat's ass!Copy !req
213. Yeah, go away, Pip.Copy !req
214. Right-o.Copy !req
215. God.
French people piss me off.Copy !req
216. Hey, dumb asses!
You morons give upCopy !req
217. on your stupid science fair
project yet?Copy !req
218. No,
we're already halfway done.Copy !req
219. Halfway?
Then all you've gotCopy !req
220. is a stupid pig.Copy !req
221. Yeah.
- Probably a gay pig too.Copy !req
222. Stupid gay pig.Copy !req
223. It's more than you've got!Copy !req
224. Wrong!
We've already gotCopy !req
225. our human clone well under way.Copy !req
226. Oh, my God!
They cloned a foot!Copy !req
227. Hey, I'll kick your ass!Copy !req
228. Oh, ho!Copy !req
229. By Friday, we're gonna
clone a whole human being.Copy !req
230. Good luck with your stupid
little pig.Copy !req
231. Hello there, children.
- Hey, Chef.Copy !req
232. - How you doing?
- Bad.Copy !req
233. Why bad?Copy !req
234. We need to genetically
engineerCopy !req
235. a pig and an elephant,Copy !req
236. but their genes won't splice.Copy !req
237. Oh, of course
they won't splice, children.Copy !req
238. Haven't you ever heard
that song by Loverboy?Copy !req
239. A pig-elephant?Copy !req
240. Say, that's not a bad idea.Copy !req
241. I told you guys.Copy !req
242. Imagine a pint-sized elephantCopy !req
243. that you could keep
in the house.Copy !req
244. Children, we could
make a fortune with this.Copy !req
245. You hear that, dudes?
We'll be rich!Copy !req
246. Forget about all that genetic
engineering hoosa fudge.Copy !req
247. If you want to combine a pig
and an elephant,Copy !req
248. just get them
to make sweet love.Copy !req
249. What?
- I don't think an elephantCopy !req
250. would make love to a pig.Copy !req
251. I don't think my pig
would wannaCopy !req
252. make love
to that stupid elephant!Copy !req
253. Sure they would,Copy !req
254. but you're gonna have to
get them in the mood.Copy !req
255. Well, how do we do that?Copy !req
256. Do what I do,Copy !req
257. get them good and drunk.Copy !req
258. Hey, uh,
you guys wanna come over?Copy !req
259. We've got work to do.Copy !req
260. I think it takes a whileCopy !req
261. for an elephant to get drunk.Copy !req
262. Really, you guys don't wanna
come overCopy !req
263. for just a little bit?Copy !req
264. Why, is your sister gonna
kick your ass again?Copy !req
265. Shut up, Cartman!Copy !req
266. Yeah, Stan,
she's just a girl.Copy !req
267. Yeah, if some girl tried to
kick my ass, I'd be like,Copy !req
268. "Hey, why don't you stopCopy !req
269. dressing me up
like a mailmanCopy !req
270. and making me dance for youCopy !req
271. while you smoke crack
in your bedroomCopy !req
272. and have sex with some guy
I don't even knowCopy !req
273. on my dad's bed!"Copy !req
274. Cartman, what the hell
are you talking about?Copy !req
275. I'm just saying
you're just a little wuss.Copy !req
276. That's all.Copy !req
277. Stan, you can use family loveCopy !req
278. as a weapon against Shelly.Copy !req
279. The next time she's going to
kick your ass,Copy !req
280. just tell her, "Shelly,
you're my sister.Copy !req
281. And I love you."Copy !req
282. Sick, dude.
She's my sister!Copy !req
283. Try it.
We'll see you in a while.Copy !req
284. We've gotta
go get Cartman's pig.Copy !req
285. No, you don't
gotta get Cartman's pig!Copy !req
286. You leave Fluffy out of this!Copy !req
287. Come on, Kenny.
- Kyle, no!Copy !req
288. No elephant is gonna
make love to Fluffy!Copy !req
289. I -Kyle, I will kick you
in the nuts!Copy !req
290. Crap!Copy !req
291. And now back toCopy !req
292. "Jesus and Pals"
on South Park public—Copy !req
293. Are you staring
at my neck brace?Copy !req
294. No.
I mean, yes?Copy !req
295. I mean, what neck brace?Copy !req
296. Shelly,Copy !req
297. before you beat my faceCopy !req
298. into a bloody pulp again,
I just want youCopy !req
299. to know that you're my sister,Copy !req
300. and I love you.Copy !req
301. Someday, Shelly,
I'm gonna be bigger than you.Copy !req
302. And you're gonna wish you'd
never done any of this to me.Copy !req
303. You'll never be bigger
than me, Stan.Copy !req
304. Never!Copy !req
305. Beautiful.Copy !req
306. It's absolutely beautiful.Copy !req
307. My son,Copy !req
308. I think we've finally done it.Copy !req
309. Yes, we have, Dad.Copy !req
310. My very own human clone.Copy !req
311. Hope it's not a gay clone.Copy !req
312. Yeah. That was stupid.
- That's so stupid.Copy !req
313. Come on, elephant,
keep drinking.Copy !req
314. Damn, I wonder how drunk he
needs to beCopy !req
315. to make sweet love to the pig.Copy !req
316. Damn it!
This is never gonna work!Copy !req
317. Hello, children.Copy !req
318. I thought I'd check
and see howCopy !req
319. our little entrepreneurial
venture is going.Copy !req
320. Rotten.
They're both really drunk,Copy !req
321. but won't have sex!Copy !req
322. Oh, children,
you just can't stickCopy !req
323. a drunk pig
with a drunk elephantCopy !req
324. and expect them to do
the mattress mambo.Copy !req
325. You need to set the mood.Copy !req
326. Let me show you boys
what I'm talking about.Copy !req
327. Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr. Elton John!Copy !req
328. Thank you, Elton.Copy !req
329. Hey, look!
It's working!Copy !req
330. Now, children, gather roundCopy !req
331. and watch the wonders of life.Copy !req
332. The beauty of Mother Nature.Copy !req
333. Oh, sick!Copy !req
334. Fluffy!Copy !req
335. Hmm.Copy !req
336. Now I know how all thoseCopy !req
337. white women must have felt.Copy !req
338. Oh, how luscious.Copy !req
339. Our creature has come
to fruition, boys.Copy !req
340. Dad, you're the best.Copy !req
341. Oh, my God!Copy !req
342. He only has one ass!Copy !req
343. He's of no use to me.Copy !req
344. I'll have to burn the room.Copy !req
345. Oh, no.Copy !req
346. This entire experimentCopy !req
347. is turning out very bad.Copy !req
348. Me bad?Copy !req
349. Egads!
He's out of control.Copy !req
350. We'll have to destroy him!Copy !req
351. But he's our
science fair project!Copy !req
352. He's too dangerous, son.Copy !req
353. But, Dad,
I want a human clone!Copy !req
354. Son, no!Copy !req
355. Oh, son, you've made
a horrible mistake.Copy !req
356. You've put all the people
of South ParkCopy !req
357. in jeopardy!Copy !req
358. They're all stupid anyway.Copy !req
359. Come on, guys, let's go.Copy !req
360. Yeah, they're all gay.Copy !req
361. Aren't they ever
gonna wake up?Copy !req
362. Oh, they will.Copy !req
363. It's gonna be one ugly sight.Copy !req
364. I thought you said
the wonder of Mother NatureCopy !req
365. was a beautiful thing.Copy !req
366. Yeah, when does
Mother NatureCopy !req
367. go from beautiful to ugly?Copy !req
368. Usually about 9:30
in the morning, children.Copy !req
369. Uh oh.
Here we go.Copy !req
370. Ah, there's nothing worse
than getting all drunkCopy !req
371. and waking up the next
morning next to a pig.Copy !req
372. Or a big, fat elephant.Copy !req
373. Hey, how do we know
if she's pregnant?Copy !req
374. Well, boys,
we might not know thatCopy !req
375. for a couple of days.
- Couple of days?Copy !req
376. But Terrance is going to have
his human clone by tomorrow.Copy !req
377. Well, good job, Einstein!Copy !req
378. Why don't we just build
a rocket in the meantime?Copy !req
379. Oh, thank Buddha
I found you boys.Copy !req
380. You must tell me, have you seen
anything odd lately?Copy !req
381. Uh, we saw an elephant
have sex with a pig.Copy !req
382. No, no, I said odd.Copy !req
383. Hey, you're that crazy
cracker from up on the hill.Copy !req
384. Sir, if making mutant animals
spliced with humans is crazy,Copy !req
385. then...Copy !req
386. Uh...Copy !req
387. Hmm.Copy !req
388. Oh, never mind.Copy !req
389. I'm afraid there's been a bitCopy !req
390. of an incident
at the ranch.Copy !req
391. You see, I've created
a large mutant cloneCopy !req
392. of that little boy there,Copy !req
393. and he's broken free.Copy !req
394. A big, mutant version of me?Copy !req
395. Is he bigger
than a regular clone?Copy !req
396. He's terribly dangerous.Copy !req
397. His brain is
identical to yours.Copy !req
398. I need you to help me find him.Copy !req
399. Stan, are you wearing
a different hat?Copy !req
400. Hey!Copy !req
401. I know a certain young manCopy !req
402. who's itching for detention!Copy !req
403. How big do you think he is?Copy !req
404. I bet he weighs 400 pounds!Copy !req
405. Come on, Stan,Copy !req
406. don't you even know
where you would go?Copy !req
407. Oh, my God!Copy !req
408. It appears that the
horrible, destructive creatureCopy !req
409. is 8-year-old Stan Marsh
of South Park.Copy !req
410. When asked why
he was wreaking havocCopy !req
411. on his hometown,
the little boy replied simply,Copy !req
412. "Me Stan."Copy !req
413. Back to you in the studio.Copy !req
414. Thanks, Tom.
Police are requesting thatCopy !req
415. if you see this little
8-year-old boy,Copy !req
416. you immediately kill him
and burn his body.Copy !req
417. That's all for now.Copy !req
418. And now back to
"Jesus and Pals."Copy !req
419. Yea, the way
is paved with goldCopy !req
420. for ye who seek truth and—Copy !req
421. Jesus!Copy !req
422. Officer Barbrady,
my evil genetic cloneCopy !req
423. is destroying the town.Copy !req
424. We have to find him.Copy !req
425. You boys have been watching
"The X Files" too much.Copy !req
426. There's no such thing
as genetic clone—Copy !req
427. Whoa!Copy !req
428. You kids go on home.Copy !req
429. There's nothing to see here.Copy !req
430. Come on, let's go!Copy !req
431. There you are!Copy !req
432. Stanley, you tore up
my entire gun shop!Copy !req
433. You better have a good
explanation for this, mister!Copy !req
434. It wasn't me, Uncle Jimbo.Copy !req
435. It was my evil genetic clone.Copy !req
436. Stanley, what the hell
has gotten into you?Copy !req
437. You have got severe
lunchroom duty, mister!Copy !req
438. I'm gonna have a word
with your father, Stanley!Copy !req
439. Yeah, you wait
till your fatherCopy !req
440. hears about this.Copy !req
441. Wait, Stan, there he goes.Copy !req
442. Stop!Copy !req
443. He recognizes you, dude.Copy !req
444. That's good.
That's good, dude.Copy !req
445. Just calm down.Copy !req
446. What should we do with him?Copy !req
447. Stan, how would you like to
go homeCopy !req
448. and meet your sister?Copy !req
449. So remember, Shelly's the oneCopy !req
450. with a big
wire coming out of her mouthCopy !req
451. and a metal plate on her back.Copy !req
452. When you see Shelly,
kick her ass.Copy !req
453. Shelly bad.
Shelly very bad!Copy !req
454. Me bad?Copy !req
455. No, Shelly bad.
You good.Copy !req
456. He's tearing up the house.Copy !req
457. Stop him!Copy !req
458. What the hell do you want?Copy !req
459. Boys! Boys, I'm lusciously
sorry for everything.Copy !req
460. Hey, they got our clone.
He belongs to us.Copy !req
461. No, son, this beast
is a disgraceCopy !req
462. to genetic engineers
everywhere.Copy !req
463. Boys, I'm sorry I've caused
you such inconvenience.Copy !req
464. I tried to play God
and I failed.Copy !req
465. Daddy, no!Copy !req
466. All I ever wanted
was to geneticallyCopy !req
467. engineer something useful.Copy !req
468. But I failed.Copy !req
469. Perhaps we shouldn't be
toying with God's creations.Copy !req
470. Perhaps we should
leave nature aloneCopy !req
471. to its simple
one-assed schematics.Copy !req
472. You cheating bastards.
This isn't over!Copy !req
473. Just wait until tomorrow!Copy !req
474. Oh, my God!
They killed Kenny!Copy !req
475. You bastard!Copy !req
476. Mom and Dad are home.Copy !req
477. My house is a disaster!Copy !req
478. You guys gotta help me.Copy !req
479. I ain't helping crap.Copy !req
480. I wanna eat some pie.Copy !req
481. You can't just
leave me here alone!Copy !req
482. Oh, yeah?
Watch me.Copy !req
483. Yeah, Stan,
we have to go find outCopy !req
484. if Cartman's pig
is pregnant or not.Copy !req
485. See ya!
- Thanks a lot!Copy !req
486. Oh, boy,Copy !req
487. you are gonna get it now.Copy !req
488. It isn't fair.Copy !req
489. Everybody hates me.Copy !req
490. The whole town wants me killed.Copy !req
491. Mom and Dad are
gonna send me away.Copy !req
492. I don't wanna be sent away.Copy !req
493. I wanna stay here!Copy !req
494. Stanley, what—
what in God's nameCopy !req
495. have you been doing?Copy !req
496. Everybody in town
is upset with you, young man.Copy !req
497. What's going on?Copy !req
498. Are you on drugs?Copy !req
499. It's not Stan's fault.Copy !req
500. Huh?
- It wasn't Stan.Copy !req
501. He was—Copy !req
502. He was with me the whole time.Copy !req
503. Oh.
Well, Stan, we're, uh—Copy !req
504. we're sorry we jumped
to conclusions.Copy !req
505. Oh, honey.Copy !req
506. Please forgive us, son.Copy !req
507. Shelly, you saved my life.Copy !req
508. And yet you've done
so much more than that.Copy !req
509. Today you've taught me
the meaning of family.Copy !req
510. Sure, families don't always
get along.Copy !req
511. But when the forces of evil
descend upon us,Copy !req
512. we conquer them
by sticking together.Copy !req
513. Everyone, let's give Casey
and his weed a big hand.Copy !req
514. Okay, Kyle,
we're ready to seeCopy !req
515. your science project.Copy !req
516. Well, our pig
hasn't given birth yet.Copy !req
517. But she should any time now.Copy !req
518. Oh, well, then
I guess you get an F.Copy !req
519. Okay, Terrance,
I know the classCopy !req
520. can hardly wait to see yours.Copy !req
521. Thank you, Mr. Garrison.Copy !req
522. Boys, Mr. Garrison,
fellow students,Copy !req
523. for our science fair projectCopy !req
524. Bill Fossey and I have spawned
a creatureCopy !req
525. genetically far
superior to man.Copy !req
526. I present to youCopy !req
527. the five-assed monkey.Copy !req
528. Oh, Mr. Hat,
isn't it beautiful?Copy !req
529. Wait, wait,
the pig just gave birth!Copy !req
530. It had a baby!Copy !req
531. What's it look like?Copy !req
532. Does it look like
a pig or elephant?Copy !req
533. It kind of looks like
Mr. Garrison.Copy !req
534. Oh, gee, isn't that
an amazing coincidence?Copy !req
535. What are the odds of that?Copy !req
536. Hmm.Copy !req
537. You boys get first prize.Copy !req
538. That'll do, pig.Copy !req