1. Here you go, Kyle.Copy !req
2. And here's your, Stan.
- What is this, Cartman?Copy !req
3. They're invitations
to my birthday partyCopy !req
4. this weekend.
- Oh, sweet.Copy !req
5. Your mom's giving you
a big party again this year?Copy !req
6. Cartman's mom throws
the best birthday parties ever!Copy !req
7. That's right.
- Yeah, if my mom could cookCopy !req
8. like Cartman's mom,
I'd be a big, fat-ass too.Copy !req
9. That's ri—hey!Copy !req
10. Oh, Eric,
I didn't get an invitation.Copy !req
11. Oh really?Copy !req
12. Gosh, where could I have put
Pip's invitation?Copy !req
13. Let's see...
Pip's invitation,Copy !req
14. Pip's invitation...Copy !req
15. Oh, I remember.Copy !req
16. I shoved it up my ass!Copy !req
17. Yes, that's right,
I wrote it out,Copy !req
18. put it in an envelope,
sealed it,Copy !req
19. and then, bloop,
shoved it right up my ass.Copy !req
20. Forever ruining
any chance you hadCopy !req
21. of coming to my birthday party.Copy !req
22. Sorry Pip, old chap.Copy !req
23. Here's yours Wendy
and here's yours Clyde.Copy !req
24. Children, children,
today is a very special day.Copy !req
25. No, my birthday
isn't until Saturday.Copy !req
26. I'm not talking
about your birthday, Eric.Copy !req
27. We have a new student
joining our class today.Copy !req
28. Ugh.
- Now, some of you knowCopy !req
29. what it's like
to be the new kid in town.Copy !req
30. So I want you all
to take special careCopy !req
31. to make him feel welcome.Copy !req
32. I want you all
to meet our new classmate—Copy !req
33. uh, what's your name again?Copy !req
34. Damien.Copy !req
35. Say hi to Damien.Copy !req
36. And where are you from, Damien?Copy !req
37. The seventh layer of hell.
- Oh that's exciting.Copy !req
38. My mother was from Alabama.Copy !req
39. My arrival denotes
end of the beginning.Copy !req
40. The beginning of the end.Copy !req
41. The new reign of my father.Copy !req
42. Your father?
- The Prince of Darkness.Copy !req
43. Wow, we have royalty
in our class.Copy !req
44. Why don't you
take your seat, Damien.Copy !req
45. We're gonna finish our lesson
on great singersCopy !req
46. of the Baroque era.Copy !req
47. Now children, Nancy Sinatra was
quite a choice piece of ass...Copy !req
48. Hey, new kid,
do you want an invitationCopy !req
49. to my birthday party?
- Here begins the rule of pain.Copy !req
50. The new domination of—
- Psyche!Copy !req
51. I wasn't gonna give
you an invitation.Copy !req
52. Hey, who cut your hair,
Stevie Wonder?Copy !req
53. Whoa, dude!
- Damn, what a freak!Copy !req
54. - Hey, I had a Poofy Pie
in that desk!Copy !req
55. Now feel the wrath
of the fallen angel.Copy !req
56. The plague of blight
is upon thee.Copy !req
57. Damien, do you need to sit
in time out for a few minutes?Copy !req
58. Hey, Cartman, how come
the birthday invitationCopy !req
59. you gave me says,
"Green Mega Man"?Copy !req
60. Yeah, mine says,
"Red Mega Man".Copy !req
61. Right, that's what
you're supposed to get meCopy !req
62. for my birthday.
- Dude...Copy !req
63. You're not supposed
to tell people what to get youCopy !req
64. for your birthday.
- Yeah, that's weak.Copy !req
65. Look, it's very simple, guys.Copy !req
66. Green Mega Man
goes with Red Mega ManCopy !req
67. and Yellow Mega Man to make
the Ultra Mega Mega Man.Copy !req
68. You have to have all three
or it doesn't work, see?Copy !req
69. Up yours, Cartman, I'll get
you whatever the hell I want.Copy !req
70. Oh, so maybe you don't want
to have any of my mom'sCopy !req
71. cake pan ice cream, then.Copy !req
72. Oh, Green Mega Man it is.Copy !req
73. Now as you can see Kenny,Copy !req
74. you are to get me
Yellow Mega Man.Copy !req
75. That's because Yellow Mega Man
is the cheapest one,Copy !req
76. and I know how poor
your family is.Copy !req
77. Hey, what you think
you're doing, new kid?Copy !req
78. Yeah you can't
sit with us, weirdo.Copy !req
79. Infidels! I will turn you all
into beasts of burden!Copy !req
80. You can't sit us
with us new kid.Copy !req
81. Go find another table.Copy !req
82. Any way Kenny,
Yellow Mega Man is only 8.95.Copy !req
83. So maybe your mom
can put it on layawayCopy !req
84. and make payments
for a year or two.Copy !req
85. Hey!
Oh, good day, Damien.Copy !req
86. My name is Phillip,
but everyone calls me "Pip",Copy !req
87. because they hate me!
- Then I will call you Pip.Copy !req
88. Right-o.
- Hey, new kid.Copy !req
89. Kenny says he saw your mom
drop you off this morning,Copy !req
90. and she's a real dog.Copy !req
91. That does it!
Woof-ah!Copy !req
92. What the—
- Dude, he turned KennyCopy !req
93. into a duck-billed platypus!Copy !req
94. A what?Copy !req
95. Hey, turn him back,
you butthole.Copy !req
96. He has to buy me
the Yellow Mega Man.Copy !req
97. Hello there, children.Copy !req
98. Hey, Chef.
- How's it going?Copy !req
99. Bad.
- Why bad?Copy !req
100. Chef, there's
a new kid in schoolCopy !req
101. and he's a total weirdo freak.Copy !req
102. Oh, children, children.Copy !req
103. You shouldn't not like somebodyCopy !req
104. just because they're different.Copy !req
105. Here let me sing you
a little song.Copy !req
106. What were we
talking about again?Copy !req
107. The new kid.
- Death to the holy.Copy !req
108. The wrath of the fallen angels
now waits for you all!Copy !req
109. Whoa!Copy !req
110. Oh, that is one
fudged-up little cracker.Copy !req
111. We told you, dude.Copy !req
112. We've got to do
something, children!Copy !req
113. He's tearing
my cafeteria apart.Copy !req
114. Bring me Jesus!Copy !req
115. My wrath shall continue
until I speak with Jesus!Copy !req
116. Jesus?Copy !req
117. Two minutes
to air, Jesus.Copy !req
118. Thanks Roland,
blessed art thou.Copy !req
119. Jesus, Jesus!
- Hi kids.Copy !req
120. I only do autographs
after the show.Copy !req
121. No, no, there's
a big problem at school.Copy !req
122. Some new kid showed up
wearing all black.Copy !req
123. And Chef thinks he's evil.Copy !req
124. Yeah, look what he did
to our friend Kenny.Copy !req
125. Wow, that's pretty heavy.Copy !req
126. This new kid, he just keeps
throwing things around,Copy !req
127. and saying stuff about his
"Dark Prince" father coming.Copy !req
128. He says he wants
to talk to you.Copy !req
129. - The Dark Prince?
- Yeah.Copy !req
130. So it was written.
And so the cycle of yearsCopy !req
131. brings the son of the evil one.Copy !req
132. Oh brother, now he's talking
like the new kid.Copy !req
133. Thou must taketh me
to the seedling of SatanCopy !req
134. so mine eyes can confirm
the wretched truth.Copy !req
135. 'Kay.Copy !req
136. Five minutesCopy !req
137. until recess is over,
you little bastards.Copy !req
138. Now, as you can seeCopy !req
139. the Red Mega Man uses
the Mega Cycle,Copy !req
140. which is what Clyde will
be getting me for my birthday.Copy !req
141. Wendy,
you were supposed to get meCopy !req
142. the Mega Power Chopper,
illustrated here.Copy !req
143. But I'm changing your present
to the Yellow Mega Man,Copy !req
144. since Kenny has been turned
into a duck-billed platypus.Copy !req
145. That means that the Mega Man
Beach House illustrated here,Copy !req
146. will be a gift given
by two people at onceCopy !req
147. since it costs more money.Copy !req
148. Our slide!Copy !req
149. Feel my wrath!Copy !req
150. Oh, dear, you shouldn't
be so upset, Damien.Copy !req
151. I know it's hard being
the new kid,Copy !req
152. but the children
may accept you some day.Copy !req
153. I don't need acceptance
I'm the son of Satan.Copy !req
154. Believe me, I know what
it's like not to have friends.Copy !req
155. Perhaps you should speak
to the school counselor.Copy !req
156. He helps me a lot
when I'm feeling lonely.Copy !req
157. Damien!Copy !req
158. Aah, son of stench.Copy !req
159. Cursed ruler of the weak.Copy !req
160. So it is thou.
Son of Lucifer!Copy !req
161. Your time on this earth
is short.Copy !req
162. Soon, my father comes.Copy !req
163. Let him come, then.
I shall stop him.Copy !req
164. Behold,
he is already upon us.Copy !req
165. Oh dude!Copy !req
166. What the hell's
going on here?Copy !req
167. Look it's that guy from
the public access show.Copy !req
168. What's happening?Copy !req
169. Come over here
if you're scared, women.Copy !req
170. I'll protect you.Copy !req
171. Not you, damn it!Copy !req
172. Jesus, my father says
he chooses you.Copy !req
173. He calls you out.Copy !req
174. Be here at this time tomorrow.Copy !req
175. There the terms
will be discussed.Copy !req
176. Very well.
Let the final battleCopy !req
177. between good and evil
be fought,Copy !req
178. right here in South Park!Copy !req
179. C'mon Ned, we gotta get
our asses to the bookie!Copy !req
180. You're gonna fight Satan?Copy !req
181. This fight has been ordained
since the beginning.Copy !req
182. My children, this is most
crucial and serious timeCopy !req
183. of all history.Copy !req
184. Who will win our souls?Copy !req
185. Our savior and lord...
- Or the Prince of Darkness?Copy !req
186. It's the final battle
between good and evil.Copy !req
187. And it's only
on pay-per-view.Copy !req
188. Jesus vs. SatanCopy !req
189. Live from the
South Park Forum on Saturday!Copy !req
190. Call now to order.
Only $49.95.Copy !req
191. Hey, wait a minute.
Saturday is my birthday party!Copy !req
192. They can't have
the fight on Saturday!Copy !req
193. I don't knowCopy !req
194. what to do, dude.
Do we go to the fightCopy !req
195. or Cartman's birthday?
- Cartman's birthday.Copy !req
196. We can't miss the final
apocalyptic battleCopy !req
197. between good and evil.
- You guys,Copy !req
198. my mom's getting
a Ferris wheel.Copy !req
199. Well, c'mon we have to
at least see the weigh-in.Copy !req
200. Who the hell decided
the fightCopy !req
201. had to be on Saturday, huh?Copy !req
202. This whole thing is a plot
against me, isn't it?Copy !req
203. When is Satan gonna show up?Copy !req
204. Did the devil show up yet?
- Not yet.Copy !req
205. Hey Jesus,
if you win the fightCopy !req
206. can you turn Kenny
back to normal?Copy !req
207. What the hell do you mean
"if" I win the fight?Copy !req
208. Don't mind him, Jesus.
He's Jewish.Copy !req
209. Oh.
- We're all with you Jesus.Copy !req
210. We put every dime we have on
you beating that Dark Prince.Copy !req
211. Thank you for your faith,Copy !req
212. but I think perhaps
you don't understandCopy !req
213. the severity of the situation.Copy !req
214. You're gonna kick his ass,
Jesus.Copy !req
215. Behold,
the evil one approaches.Copy !req
216. Holy poop-on-a-stick!Copy !req
217. Puny son of Jehovah.Copy !req
218. Prepare to enter
thy house of pain.Copy !req
219. Holy crap, dude.
Satan is huge!Copy !req
220. Now that is a man
who has eaten a lot of beef.Copy !req
221. Son of God,Copy !req
222. I will smash thy face
into small little bits.Copy !req
223. Oh... oh, yeah?
- Damn.Copy !req
224. I have
such delightful horrorsCopy !req
225. to unleash upon thee.Copy !req
226. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
227. Satan weighs in at...Copy !req
228. 320 pounds, 4 ounces.Copy !req
229. Jesus Christ weighs in at...Copy !req
230. 135 pounds, 1 ounce.Copy !req
231. Oh, crap.Copy !req
232. Ah, c'mon,
I weigh more than that!Copy !req
233. Let the new prince
be decided on Saturday.Copy !req
234. First South Park,
then the world.Copy !req
235. Well, I think I'll...Copy !req
236. I think I left the oven on.Copy !req
237. Yeah, I think
I left your oven on, too.Copy !req
238. See you Saturday, Jesus.
Good luck.Copy !req
239. Change my bet!
- Put my money on the devil!Copy !req
240. I want to change my bet
to Satan.Copy !req
241. Me too.
- Hey, wait. I was here first.Copy !req
242. Now, as your counselor,Copy !req
243. I want you to feel like you can
tell me anything, m'kay?Copy !req
244. Being the new kid can be tough,Copy !req
245. but I'm your friend, m'kay?
- Everybody hates me.Copy !req
246. Well why do you suppose
that is?Copy !req
247. Because I'm the son
of the devil?Copy !req
248. Uh-huh, that's a good start.
Why else?Copy !req
249. Because I burn them
and kill them?Copy !req
250. Well, yeah, maybe that's it.Copy !req
251. What you need to do, DamienCopy !req
252. is to be overly nice.Copy !req
253. No matter how mean
the other kids are to you,Copy !req
254. just don't retaliate.Copy !req
255. Be passive, m'kay.Copy !req
256. That's what I taught
the little British boy, Pip,Copy !req
257. and just look at how much the
other children like him now.Copy !req
258. I bet I can
spit the most on him.Copy !req
259. Oh yeah, I bet I can
spit in his hair.Copy !req
260. Nice try, a little higher
and you've got it.Copy !req
261. Man, recess sucks
without any slides or nothing.Copy !req
262. Oh, here comes the
unholy butthole now.Copy !req
263. Hey, thanks a lotCopy !req
264. for burning everything down,
you little bitch.Copy !req
265. I apologize
for ruining your playgroundCopy !req
266. and turning your friend
into a duck-billed platypus.Copy !req
267. I was doing my
father's bidding.Copy !req
268. I didn't have a choice.Copy !req
269. Oh, excuse me, new kidCopy !req
270. I didn't mean to fart on you
I didn't have a choice.Copy !req
271. Hoo, you stink, new kid.
You smell like a fart.Copy !req
272. Yeah, we're gonna call you
Fartboy from now on.Copy !req
273. Bye-bye, Fartboy.
- See ya.Copy !req
274. Good day.
How are you, Damien?Copy !req
275. Those guys farted on me
and then called me—Copy !req
276. Fartboy?
Oh, good.Copy !req
277. Perhaps they won't
call me that anymore.Copy !req
278. Excuse me...Copy !req
279. I just talked to the bookie
at the sports betting bar.Copy !req
280. Uh-oh.Copy !req
281. I have been forsaken!
It seems that several betsCopy !req
282. were changed to Satan
this morning.Copy !req
283. In fact it seems that
only one personCopy !req
284. in this entire town
is still betting on me.Copy !req
285. You should all be ashamed
of yourselves.Copy !req
286. Betting against
your lord and savior.Copy !req
287. I am disgusted!Copy !req
288. Your bet was
changed as well.Copy !req
289. You forsaked me too.Copy !req
290. Oh.
Right, well...Copy !req
291. he does have a couple hundred
pounds on you, Jesus.Copy !req
292. I implore you all,
don't bet on the Dark One.Copy !req
293. It is a bet that
you will never win.Copy !req
294. Jesus, I am sorry
I have sinned against you.Copy !req
295. I'm gonna march right over
to that bookieCopy !req
296. and change my bet right now.Copy !req
297. Oh, yeah, yeah me too.
Me too.Copy !req
298. Yeah.
- Praise the Lord!Copy !req
299. Thank you sweet Jesus
for showing us the light!Copy !req
300. See you later.Copy !req
301. What the hell does he think,
we're all crazy?Copy !req
302. Yeah, crazy.Copy !req
303. This show's gay.
- Yeah.Copy !req
304. You're all
a bunch of Judases.Copy !req
305. Hey Jesus.Copy !req
306. What are you doing
out so late, kids?Copy !req
307. We have to find
Red and Green Mega MansCopy !req
308. for Cartman's birthday party.
- Oh.Copy !req
309. Kids, you believe
I can beat Satan, right?Copy !req
310. Sure, dude.
You're the son of god!Copy !req
311. Yeah. You aren't having
any doubts, are you?Copy !req
312. N-no, no.Copy !req
313. But could you help me train
a little?Copy !req
314. Satan, what do expect
the outcome of the fight to be?Copy !req
315. I will crush him
like a little bug.Copy !req
316. Satan, what about
the rumors of your involvementCopy !req
317. in the Gulf War?Copy !req
318. Let's focus on the fight,
can we please?Copy !req
319. I'm so sick of people talking
smack about my fighters.Copy !req
320. All this, "He's mean",
"He's a dirty fighter",Copy !req
321. "He's the cause
for all the violence and deathCopy !req
322. in the world."
It's just getting old.Copy !req
323. Let's just let everything
be decided in the ring.Copy !req
324. You guys,
shouldn't you be out shoppingCopy !req
325. for my birthday presents?
- Here, Jesus,Copy !req
326. drink these raw eggs.
- No way, dude.Copy !req
327. I-I can't.Copy !req
328. I can't hit Jesus Christ.Copy !req
329. My mother would never
speak to me again.Copy !req
330. But you're his
sparing partner, Chef.Copy !req
331. Yeah, you have to hit him.Copy !req
332. Satan must be defeated, Chef.Copy !req
333. Please help me to train.
- Okay...Copy !req
334. But I'm just gonna tap you,
all right?Copy !req
335. Give it your best shot—oh!Copy !req
336. Oh, God in heaven.
What have I done?Copy !req
337. Anybody get the number
of that truck?Copy !req
338. C'mon kiddies, eat more.Copy !req
339. Welcome, Clyde.
Please put your presentCopy !req
340. on the table to your left.Copy !req
341. Welcome, Debbie.
Presents go to your left.Copy !req
342. Welcome, Chef.
- Yep.Copy !req
343. Here's your present, children.Copy !req
344. Well, nice party.
See you later.Copy !req
345. Hey, you just got here, Chef.Copy !req
346. I know,
but the fight is starting.Copy !req
347. But, dude, check it out.
Cartman's mom made chili.Copy !req
348. Mm.
- Mmm.Copy !req
349. That's my favorite
kind of chili.Copy !req
350. I guess all the kids are at
that fat boy's birthday party.Copy !req
351. Yes.
It's always such a huge event.Copy !req
352. Sometimes I like
to sneak up to the fenceCopy !req
353. and close my eyes
and pretend I'm there.Copy !req
354. The other kids
have always hated you?Copy !req
355. Oh, yes.
Actually, I think they make funCopy !req
356. of the fat boy a lot too.
But now I think they like himCopy !req
357. because he picks on me.Copy !req
358. In the blue corner,
wearing white trunks,Copy !req
359. weighing in
at a mere 140 pounds,Copy !req
360. JesúsCopy !req
361. "El Savior"Copy !req
362. Christ.Copy !req
363. And in the very, very,
black cornerCopy !req
364. wearing very,
very black trunks.Copy !req
365. The king of all
that is evil...Copy !req
366. Beelzebub!Copy !req
367. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
368. let's get ready to rumble!Copy !req
369. Okay, I want a good,
clean fight, guys.Copy !req
370. No punches below the belt,
holding, or miracles.Copy !req
371. Hey! What the hell
do you think you're doing here?Copy !req
372. Yeah you aren't invited,
new kid.Copy !req
373. And neither are you, Pip.
- Yes, I tried to tell DamienCopy !req
374. that we weren't invited, but—
- Wait a minute.Copy !req
375. Give me a chance!Copy !req
376. I want to do something special
for your party!Copy !req
377. Oh, no!Copy !req
378. Wow.
- Whoa, that was cool.Copy !req
379. Hey, you're not
such a bad guy,Copy !req
380. after all, Damien.
- Yeah.Copy !req
381. Come on in
and join the party.Copy !req
382. Oh!Copy !req
383. Oh!Copy !req
384. C'mon you little wuss,
fight!Copy !req
385. Throw a punch.Copy !req
386. Oh, I wonder what Stan got me
for my birthday present.Copy !req
387. Oh, look a Blue Mega Man!
Thank you, Stan.Copy !req
388. You may eat pie and cake
and ice cream now.Copy !req
389. And what did Wendy get me?Copy !req
390. Oh, it's the Yellow Mega Man!Copy !req
391. Help yourself to pie, cake,
and ice cream, Wendy.Copy !req
392. Oh, look what Kyle got me.Copy !req
393. It's a Red Mega—Copy !req
394. Ants in the Pants?
Ants in the pan—Copy !req
395. Ants in the pants!Copy !req
396. It's game, dude.
It's really fun!Copy !req
397. You son of a bitch!
- Ah!Copy !req
398. You were supposed to get me
the Red Mega Man!Copy !req
399. Now I can't make
Ultra Mega Mega Man!Copy !req
400. You dirty, cheap-ass,
piece of crap.Copy !req
401. They were all out of 'em,
dude!Copy !req
402. I hate you!
I want you to die!Copy !req
403. Die!Copy !req
404. That's it!
Party is over!Copy !req
405. Everybody go home!Copy !req
406. Get the hell out I said!Copy !req
407. Party's over!
Get out God damn it!Copy !req
408. Whoa, dude,
you need to mellow out.Copy !req
409. Take your stupid
Ants in the Pants with you!Copy !req
410. Wow, that kid has
some real emotional problems.Copy !req
411. Ah, he does this
all the time.Copy !req
412. C'mon children,
we can still catchCopy !req
413. the end of the fight.Copy !req
414. Oh, what a splendid party!Copy !req
415. Oh!Copy !req
416. Fight, damn it.Copy !req
417. Ow!Copy !req
418. Dude, Jesus is getting
his butt kicked.Copy !req
419. You've got to fight, Jesus.Copy !req
420. Why, what's the point?Copy !req
421. No one believes in me.Copy !req
422. Everyone put their money
on Satan.Copy !req
423. My father forsaked me,
the town forsaked me.Copy !req
424. I'm completely forsook.Copy !req
425. Somebody bet on you, Jesus.
You said yourselfCopy !req
426. that one person
still has money on you.Copy !req
427. It doesn't matter.
He's way too strongCopy !req
428. for me anyway
I give up.Copy !req
429. God damn it, Jesus,
snap out of it!Copy !req
430. What would Nancy Kerrigan do,
huh?Copy !req
431. Nancy Kerrigan
wouldn't give up.Copy !req
432. When things were
looking their darkestCopy !req
433. Nancy Kerrigan fought
to be the best.Copy !req
434. She wouldn't stop
until she was number one.Copy !req
435. Uh, Stan.
- Nancy Kerrigan wouldn'tCopy !req
436. settle for second best.
- Stan.Copy !req
437. She wouldn't quit until
she brought home the gold.Copy !req
438. Stan!
- What?Copy !req
439. Nancy Kerrigan got
the silver, dude.Copy !req
440. She came in second.Copy !req
441. Really?
- Yeah, dude.Copy !req
442. Oh, never mind, Jesus.
Nancy Kerrigan sucks.Copy !req
443. You know, somebody once said,Copy !req
444. "Don't try to be a great man.
Just be a man."Copy !req
445. Who said that?
- You did, Jesus.Copy !req
446. You're right, Stan.Copy !req
447. Thank you, boys.Copy !req
448. Wow, did he say that
in the Bible?Copy !req
449. No, I saw it on "Star Trek."
- Hmm.Copy !req
450. C'mon, sissy, hit me!
Hit me.Copy !req
451. Okay, pal, you asked for it.Copy !req
452. Oh, you got me.Copy !req
453. One, two, three...Copy !req
454. No way!
He barely touched him.Copy !req
455. Seven, eight...
- Aww, come on!Copy !req
456. Nine, ten.
- This is ridiculous.Copy !req
457. You're out!Copy !req
458. Our savior!
- The winner by knockoutCopy !req
459. and still undisputed ruler
of your spiritual kingdom.Copy !req
460. JesúsCopy !req
461. "El Savior"Copy !req
462. Christ.Copy !req
463. Hey, he isn't hurt.
He took a dive.Copy !req
464. He threw the fight.
- Yeah!Copy !req
465. Fools.
You are all fools.Copy !req
466. Of course I took a dive.Copy !req
467. Don't you see?
Who do you think wasCopy !req
468. the one person
that bet on Jesus to win?Copy !req
469. Me, you idiots.Copy !req
470. And now I will take all
your hard-earned money,Copy !req
471. and return to hell a much
richer Prince of DarknessCopy !req
472. and buy some real estate.
Ha, ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
473. I don't believe this!Copy !req
474. Yeah.
What a mean thing to do.Copy !req
475. Farewell, fools.Copy !req
476. Man, that guy is a jerk.Copy !req
477. Jesus told you guys
not to bet on Satan.Copy !req
478. Boy, did we get screwed.Copy !req
479. Jesus, we're sorry.Copy !req
480. Can you ever forgive us?Copy !req
481. Aw, heck,
do I have a choice?Copy !req
482. Well Jesus,
I definitely learned my lesson.Copy !req
483. Never bet on evil
because when you do—Copy !req
484. Ned, look!Copy !req
485. There's a rare
duck-billed platypus!Copy !req
486. It's coming right for us!Copy !req
487. Oh, my God.
They killed Kenny.Copy !req
488. You bastard!Copy !req
489. Well, good-bye, guys.Copy !req
490. It was nice
getting to know you.Copy !req
491. You're leaving already?
- I have to.Copy !req
492. My dad is always on the move.
- Wow.Copy !req
493. I feel kind of bad
for that kid.Copy !req
494. Yeah, just when
he was being acceptedCopy !req
495. he has to leave
and start over.Copy !req
496. Parents can be so cruel.
Don't they realize thatCopy !req
497. what a child needs more
than anything is security?Copy !req
498. More pie, hon?Copy !req
499. No... more... pie.Copy !req