1. I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a timeCopy !req
2. Friendly faces everywhereCopy !req
3. Humble folks
without temptationCopy !req
4. Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behindCopy !req
5. Ample parking day or nightCopy !req
6. People spouting...
Howdy, neighbor!Copy !req
7. Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwindCopy !req
8. Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mineCopy !req
9. All right, guys.Copy !req
10. Now let's go back
and talk about infinitives.Copy !req
11. Remember, those are verbs
combined with the word to.Copy !req
12. Oh, my fucking God.Copy !req
13. An infinitive acts like a noun,
as in I want to go out to eat,Copy !req
14. or I hope to be chosen today.Copy !req
15. - What?
- I'm so bored, dude.Copy !req
16. To split to and the verb,
but sometimes you can.Copy !req
17. Knock it off!Copy !req
18. Is there a problem, guys?Copy !req
19. Go get my pen, fat-ass!Copy !req
20. I'm am not your slave, Kyle.Copy !req
21. Go get my pen!Copy !req
22. Attention, students.Copy !req
23. Kyle Broflovski, report to
the principal's office, please.Copy !req
24. P.C. Principal
wants to see you, Kyle!Copy !req
25. Kyle Broflovski to
the principal's office. M'kay?Copy !req
26. - God damn it.
- Have fun, dude.Copy !req
27. Oh, Kyle.Copy !req
28. Thank you for coming.Copy !req
29. Where's P.C. Principal?Copy !req
30. I think he's
finally lost it, Kyle.Copy !req
31. He and his P.C. buddies
are on a hunger strike.Copy !req
32. They're calling
for people's resignations!Copy !req
33. Kyle, P.C. Principal
had problemsCopy !req
34. with Jimmy and with Leslie.Copy !req
35. And now they're missing. M'kay?Copy !req
36. Nobody knows where they are.Copy !req
37. That's what happens.Copy !req
38. You go against P.C.,
and you just end up missing.Copy !req
39. M'kay?Copy !req
40. What are you talking about?Copy !req
41. P.C. Principal had issues
with them, m'kay?Copy !req
42. And he had issues
with you, Kyle.Copy !req
43. Whatever's going on,
it's pretty damn scary.Copy !req
44. For years, mankind has
tried to rid the world of ads.Copy !req
45. For our ancestors,
ads couldn't be avoided.Copy !req
46. But everyone knew what was an ad
and what wasn't.Copy !req
47. After many years,
mankind invented cable,Copy !req
48. a way to pay for television
so there would be no ads.Copy !req
49. But somehow,
the ads still found a way.Copy !req
50. And so mankind invented TiVo,
a way to skip past commercials.Copy !req
51. Finally, it appeared
to be the end of ads.Copy !req
52. And everywhere, people rejoiced.Copy !req
53. The ads were stopped.
Or so it seemed.Copy !req
54. With the rise of the internet,
suddenly the adsCopy !req
55. had an e-entirely new way
to attack us.Copy !req
56. Pop-ups.Copy !req
57. The top scientific minds
were brought togetherCopy !req
58. to find a way to stop the ads
once and for all.Copy !req
59. They invented the ad blocker.Copy !req
60. Suddenly, there were no ads
on phones, on computers.Copy !req
61. And everywhere, people rejoiced.Copy !req
62. But the ads adapted.
They became smarter.Copy !req
63. They disguised themselves
as news.Copy !req
64. All around the world,
people read news storiesCopy !req
65. completely unaware
they were reading ads.Copy !req
66. And now the ads have taken the
next step in their evolution.Copy !req
67. They have taken human form.Copy !req
68. Ads are among us.Copy !req
69. They could be your friend,
your gardener.Copy !req
70. The ads are trying
to wipe us out.Copy !req
71. The question is, how?Copy !req
72. So...Copy !req
73. South Park kind of sucks now.
You guys want to bail?Copy !req
74. What?Copy !req
75. What are you talking about?Copy !req
76. It's just, you know, used to be
nice and laid-back here,Copy !req
77. but now it's all 'ngh',
you know?Copy !req
78. Like now everybody's
all, 'ngh-ngh'.Copy !req
79. Let's bail.
You want to bail, Stan?Copy !req
80. No, I don't.Copy !req
81. What's going on, Randy?Copy !req
82. Nothing! I just... You know,
we don't have to live here.Copy !req
83. We could live anywhere!Copy !req
84. Last month,
all you could talk aboutCopy !req
85. was how great
this town had become.Copy !req
86. What changed your mind?Copy !req
87. We can't afford it.Copy !req
88. We can't affort it?Copy !req
89. All these fancy
new restaurants and shopsCopy !req
90. and everyone wants to live here.Copy !req
91. A bowl of City Beef costs
10 bucks now, for Christ's sake.Copy !req
92. And there's nowhere to shop
but stupid Whole Foods.Copy !req
93. Well, we'll just have to stop
going to those places.Copy !req
94. I had to take out
a second mortgage on the house.Copy !req
95. You what?Copy !req
96. I had to Sharon!
It isn't my fault!Copy !req
97. It's the Man! Don't you see?Copy !req
98. The Man is pricing us
out of our own town.Copy !req
99. It's just my luck.Copy !req
100. I talk to a nice girl,
seem to hit it off,Copy !req
101. and she turns out
to just be an ad.Copy !req
102. Well, that's what an ad does.Copy !req
103. She was designed
to entice and manipulate.Copy !req
104. This is such a fantastic story
for the school newspaper.Copy !req
105. Why don't we just run it so that
everybody knows the truth?Copy !req
106. Jimmy, we're newsmen like you.Copy !req
107. For decades, we used
our soft, buttery voicesCopy !req
108. to inform the people
about what's happening.Copy !req
109. Then we watched
as our entire industryCopy !req
110. was taken over by the ads.Copy !req
111. Some of our colleagues
were manipulatedCopy !req
112. into doing the ads' bidding.Copy !req
113. The man who came to your house
with a gun was one of them.Copy !req
114. Our own Kevin Jarvis has more.Copy !req
115. Thanks, Tom.Copy !req
116. Jimmy, the man
who tried to kill youCopy !req
117. was Brian Bouyant
of WXNR, Fort Collins.Copy !req
118. When he saw there was
no money in news anymore,Copy !req
119. he sided with the ads
even though he knewCopy !req
120. it meant the destruction
of our species.Copy !req
121. Back to you, Tom.Copy !req
122. Thanks, Kevin.Copy !req
123. The only hope for the truth
to get out there, Jimmy,Copy !req
124. is for you see through
this ad's deceptionCopy !req
125. and to find out
what they're planning.Copy !req
126. Your Super School News
was a threat to them.Copy !req
127. But unless you get
this little bitch to talk,Copy !req
128. we may never know why.Copy !req
129. Dude, Kyle!Copy !req
130. Will you look at this?Copy !req
131. Principal sends
two favorite studentsCopy !req
132. on a Disney Cruise.Copy !req
133. This week, students
Jimmy Valmer and Leslie MeyersCopy !req
134. are being treated
to an all-expenses-paid vacationCopy !req
135. for their outstanding school...
What the hell is this?Copy !req
136. It doesn't make any sense, dude.Copy !req
137. P.C. Principal
is using the school paperCopy !req
138. to cover something up.Copy !req
139. Yeah, I don't want
to get involved.Copy !req
140. You don't want to get involved?
Dude, what's wrong with you?Copy !req
141. I've already learned you can't
win against P.C. Principal.Copy !req
142. You should know, of all people,Copy !req
143. since he's converted your dad.Copy !req
144. What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
145. Fellas, we found out
what happened to Jimmy!Copy !req
146. He got to go on a vacation
for being an exemplary student.Copy !req
147. That is not what happened.Copy !req
148. Something is very wrong here.Copy !req
149. We all have to stand up
to P.C. Principal together.Copy !req
150. Yeah, and wasn't Jimmy the oneCopy !req
151. in charge of
the school newspaper?Copy !req
152. So who's putting this out?Copy !req
153. I like the school paper.Copy !req
154. I like to type with my hands.Copy !req
155. Who told you
that the principal sent JimmyCopy !req
156. on a Disney Cruise?Copy !req
157. Don't remember.Copy !req
158. You have quotes in here
from Jimmy.Copy !req
159. Did you talk to him?Copy !req
160. I like the school paper.Copy !req
161. Come on.
We'll get to the bottom of this.Copy !req
162. Did I do good, computer?Copy !req
163. I think the sponsored content
fooled them.Copy !req
164. I hope I made you happy.Copy !req
165. Can you see me, computer?Copy !req
166. Do you know what I'm thinking
right now?Copy !req
167. Thanks, computer.Copy !req
168. We have to make sure
nobody recognizes us.Copy !req
169. There's no telling
who works for who.Copy !req
170. Here, Caitlyn, I got you
this fake mustache to put on.Copy !req
171. I'm not putting on a mustache.
I'll look silly.Copy !req
172. Oh, that... that's where you
draw the line, huh, Caitlyn?Copy !req
173. Don't be an asshole.Copy !req
174. No, you're right. That's nuts.Copy !req
175. A woman wearing a mustache...Copy !req
176. That's just ridiculous, okay.Copy !req
177. All right, all right.
I'll put it on. Fuck.Copy !req
178. No, no, please, Cait.Copy !req
179. Don't put on a fake mustache.
That's crazy.Copy !req
180. You don't want people thinking
you're a weirdo.Copy !req
181. I mean, geez.Copy !req
182. You're such an asshole.Copy !req
183. What the hell is this?Copy !req
184. What have they done
to my town?Copy !req
185. Keep your voice down!Copy !req
186. Since when do we have
a flippin' Whole Foods?Copy !req
187. Everything's changed.Copy !req
188. Hi, there.
You got a minute for gay rights?Copy !req
189. Gay rights?
Geez, you already got all those.Copy !req
190. What the hell
do you want to do now?Copy !req
191. All right.
Your total is $126.39.Copy !req
192. And would you like to give
a dollar to help hungry childrenCopy !req
193. get iPads to protect
your internet safe space today?Copy !req
194. I will.Copy !req
195. What the Sam hell is going on?Copy !req
196. Why would anyone think that I'm
on the principal's side?Copy !req
197. I hate the principal.
I think he's a dick.Copy !req
198. So you don't know anything
about the principalCopy !req
199. that might be newsworthy?Copy !req
200. Super School News-worthy?Copy !req
201. Just that he hated me
and called me a blabbermouth.Copy !req
202. I don't think
I'm a blabbermouth.Copy !req
203. I just like talking to people.Copy !req
204. Leslie,
what kind of plans do you have?Copy !req
205. Do you have any plans?Copy !req
206. What kind of plans?Copy !req
207. Just, you know, plans.Copy !req
208. Like, what are
you hoping to accomplish?Copy !req
209. I don't know.
What are your plans?Copy !req
210. Well, I want to pursue careersCopy !req
211. in both news reporting
and comedy.Copy !req
212. Really? That's different.Copy !req
213. Yeah, you're pretty different
yourself, Leslie.Copy !req
214. How so?Copy !req
215. I'm starting to think that maybe
all ads aren't so bad.Copy !req
216. Jimmy, you're thinking
with your dick.Copy !req
217. - I am not thinking with my dick.
- Yes, you are.Copy !req
218. - No, I just think that she's...
- Put your dick away.Copy !req
219. She's an emotional, interesting,
caring girl.Copy !req
220. Jimmy. That's your dick talking.Copy !req
221. Believe me, I know how you feel.Copy !req
222. Ads promise us things.Copy !req
223. Ads are perfect.Copy !req
224. But make no mistake...Copy !req
225. All ads lie,
and all ads deceive.Copy !req
226. There... Leslie's Instagram
and her Twitter.Copy !req
227. Last entry was 10 days ago.Copy !req
228. What about Jimmy's?Copy !req
229. Jimmy never used
that stuff, remember?Copy !req
230. He said he hated
using the internet.Copy !req
231. How do you hate the internet?
That's like hating titties.Copy !req
232. What are you doing now?Copy !req
233. I'm just looking
for any news articlesCopy !req
234. or anything
about P.C. Principal.Copy !req
235. Where did you say
P.C. Principal was from?Copy !req
236. I think it was Vermont.Copy !req
237. Maybe there's something
from the news in VermontCopy !req
238. that can give us a clue about...Copy !req
239. God damn it.
What the hell is this?Copy !req
240. That's an ad for skiing
in Vermont.Copy !req
241. That looks fun!Copy !req
242. Dude! Dude, look at this.Copy !req
243. How P.C. culture
is changing VermontCopy !req
244. from a state
of intolerance to a...Copy !req
245. Dude, there it is again!Copy !req
246. It's that goddamn guitar!Copy !req
247. This ad is fucking following me!Copy !req
248. - Just click out of it.
- I'm trying!Copy !req
249. God damn it, get over here!Copy !req
250. That's a pretty
sweet-looking guitar.Copy !req
251. It is pretty cool, dude.
It tunes itself.Copy !req
252. How does it do that?Copy !req
253. It's this company that does all
kinds of high-tech instruments.Copy !req
254. See, look, I'll show you.Copy !req
255. Oh, that's sweet.Copy !req
256. Send me the link to this
so I can...Copy !req
257. Oh, dude, that new
Frankenstein movie's out.Copy !req
258. I totally want to see that.Copy !req
259. That movie's gonna suck, dude.Copy !req
260. Hit the arrow. I want to see
where it's playing.Copy !req
261. Oh, sorry. Wrong arrow button.Copy !req
262. Wow! What kind of
ice cream is that?Copy !req
263. Yeah, yeah, so...
so, Clyde says to Token,Copy !req
264. why don't you open
a bank account with your mouthCopy !req
265. so I can deposit my dick in it?Copy !req
266. So then what did Token say?Copy !req
267. Token was all like...Copy !req
268. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
whoa, whoa.Copy !req
269. What the hell are we doing?Copy !req
270. Eating ice cream, dipshit.Copy !req
271. But what about Jimmy?Copy !req
272. We were, like, totally trying to
find out what happened to him.Copy !req
273. What the hell just happened?Copy !req
274. We got distracted!Copy !req
275. We got to get back
to that computer!Copy !req
276. Now, this here is
a dry riesling.Copy !req
277. You're gonna experience
vanilla aftertonesCopy !req
278. and a nutty finish.Copy !req
279. You mean like someone
put their balls in the glass?Copy !req
280. Nah, like chestnuts, damn it.Copy !req
281. I just can't keep up
with this town no more.Copy !req
282. Everything's gettin'
all nice and fancy.Copy !req
283. I swear I'm gonna
need to get a second mortgageCopy !req
284. on the ranch
just to pay my daily expenses.Copy !req
285. Don't you get it?
That's just what they want.Copy !req
286. Nobody cares about the people
who lived here before.Copy !req
287. They want us to moveCopy !req
288. 'cause they want
to knock our houses downCopy !req
289. and build more lofts and villas.Copy !req
290. All right, Randy,
you should probably lay offCopy !req
291. the old-vine
Châteauneuf-du-Pape.Copy !req
292. You'll all see.Copy !req
293. Pretty soon, everyone
who used to live hereCopy !req
294. is gonna have to move,Copy !req
295. and we'll all be shopping
at Safeway again.Copy !req
296. Where has my town gone?Copy !req
297. Where has my...Copy !req
298. You like apples?Copy !req
299. How you like them apples?Copy !req
300. Hey, it's Caitlyn Jenner!Copy !req
301. Check his ass.Copy !req
302. Principal Victoria?Copy !req
303. - He's one of them.
- One of what?Copy !req
304. Caitlyn.Copy !req
305. Okay, Leslie,
let's try a different approach.Copy !req
306. Let's say you wanted to destroy
an entire species.Copy !req
307. How would you go about it?Copy !req
308. Why would I want to destroy
an entire species?Copy !req
309. You have the wrong idea
about me, Jimmy.Copy !req
310. The person trying
to change thingsCopy !req
311. and make everything terrible
is the new principal.Copy !req
312. And what is the new principal
trying to do, Leslie?Copy !req
313. He's trying to make sure
people like you and meCopy !req
314. aren't allowed to exist.Copy !req
315. I know that
you're trying to help.Copy !req
316. I know that the newsmen in
there are trying to help too.Copy !req
317. But now I'm going to tell youCopy !req
318. something very important, Jimmy.Copy !req
319. Like a rock!Copy !req
320. I drive a Chevy, I'm a cowboy,
and I drive it like a rock!Copy !req
321. What the hell is that?Copy !req
322. Tom, it looks like a pop-up ad.Copy !req
323. How did an ad get in here?Copy !req
324. Let's go to David
at the network hub.Copy !req
325. No answers here, Tom.Copy !req
326. We're trying
to correct the problem.Copy !req
327. You have to get me
out of here, Jimmy.Copy !req
328. - They're going to kill me.
- What?Copy !req
329. Listen to me carefully,
and don't look at the glass.Copy !req
330. I feel something for you
I have never felt before.Copy !req
331. I think it's trust.Copy !req
332. The men in there
are sick with hatred,Copy !req
333. and as soon as they realize
I have no information,Copy !req
334. they are going to burn me.Copy !req
335. I've seen them do it to others.Copy !req
336. Please, you have to
help me, Jimmy.Copy !req
337. Don't let them hurt me.
Please don't abandon me.Copy !req
338. When the lights go back on,
just look at me and smile.Copy !req
339. David, any word
on the pop-up-ad situation?Copy !req
340. Tom, we've just about
got it fixed.Copy !req
341. Should be ready now.Copy !req
342. And that's really it, Jimmy.Copy !req
343. I want to help all of you
however I can.Copy !req
344. So then Token tells Clyde
that if his mouth was a bank,Copy !req
345. Clyde's mom would have already
deposited her dick in it,Copy !req
346. which is hilarious
because Clyde's mom is dead!Copy !req
347. Wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
348. What the hell are we doing?Copy !req
349. We're trying on shoes and eating
chicken nuggets, stupid.Copy !req
350. What do you think?Copy !req
351. No. That's not
what we set out to do.Copy !req
352. We were...
We were on Cartman's computer,Copy !req
353. looking up news stories
about P.C. Principal.Copy !req
354. Didn't we finish doing that?Copy !req
355. No, we didn't.Copy !req
356. It's like someone's
trying to distract us becauseCopy !req
357. they're worried what
we'll uncover about P.C. people.Copy !req
358. Yeah, like one of us
is purposely trying to keep usCopy !req
359. from digging too deep
because they're afraid.Copy !req
360. - Why are you looking at me?
- Why are you looking at me?Copy !req
361. Why isn't anyone looking at me?Copy !req
362. Hey, fuck you.Copy !req
363. Wake up, dickhead.Copy !req
364. Garrison? What the hell
is wrong with you?Copy !req
365. I'll tell you
what's wrong with me.Copy !req
366. There's enemies to humanity
out there,Copy !req
367. wanting to put an end
to all of us,Copy !req
368. and there's assholes like you
helping them out!Copy !req
369. I don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
370. Whose idea was it to revitalize
the shitty part of townCopy !req
371. into an arts-and-foods district
called Shi Tpa Town?Copy !req
372. All right,
it was kind of my idea.Copy !req
373. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
374. What, to take one area of town
that was crappyCopy !req
375. and gentrify it
for the local people to enjoy?Copy !req
376. I thought
we could keep it contained!Copy !req
377. It doesn't contain.Copy !req
378. What's happened to South Park
is happening everywhere.Copy !req
379. 30 miles south of here
in the town of Fairplay,Copy !req
380. they've changed an area
north of downtown into NODOFOPA.Copy !req
381. A run-down area south of the
capitol in Cheyenne, Wyoming,Copy !req
382. is now historic SOCACHEYWO.Copy !req
383. Channel Street in mid-ChicagoCopy !req
384. is being revitalized
into CHIMICHANGA.Copy !req
385. Oh, my God.Copy !req
386. LODO, SOBRO, RIVMO...
All happening at the same time.Copy !req
387. And it isn't just in the U.S.Copy !req
388. In Cairo, the area northwest
of the third pyramid is NoWE3Pi.Copy !req
389. Three miles north of Auschwitz
is NoMoAuchie.Copy !req
390. - It goes on and on!
- What does it mean?Copy !req
391. In our town, it all started
when P.C. Principal arrived.Copy !req
392. He's part
of a much larger conspiracy,Copy !req
393. and you're his lackey.Copy !req
394. Not me.Copy !req
395. If P.C. Principal has been
using us,Copy !req
396. I'll take
the bastard down myself.Copy !req
397. It's day two
of the hunger strikeCopy !req
398. started by the college-aged
fraternity brothersCopy !req
399. who are demanding
that all of South Park'sCopy !req
400. community leaders step down.Copy !req
401. The P.C. frat brothers say
they've gone now two daysCopy !req
402. without eating any pussyCopy !req
403. and will continue to do so
until people resign.Copy !req
404. Who is that reporter?
Do we know him?Copy !req
405. Tom, that's Bill Keegan, WCFO.Copy !req
406. Thanks, Brian. He's working
for the ads, obviously.Copy !req
407. Sellout douchebag.Copy !req
408. That's right, Tom.Copy !req
409. He was always a douchebag
at the conventions.Copy !req
410. Thanks, Rick. Stay dry.Copy !req
411. Leslie, come on.Copy !req
412. Jimmy, you're gonna help me?Copy !req
413. Yeah, I'm gonna help you.
I mean, come on.Copy !req
414. Jimmy!Copy !req
415. Oh, Jesus, he let her out!Copy !req
416. P.C. Principal is our enemy,
not her.Copy !req
417. His dick is compromised.
Stay back!Copy !req
418. It is not my dick.Copy !req
419. I'm thinking rationally
and with logic.Copy !req
420. I am taking her out of here.Copy !req
421. Well, then, I'm sorry
I have to do this, Jimmy.Copy !req
422. Officer Barbrady, we need you
to shoot these kids.Copy !req
423. What?Copy !req
424. The ad has gotten to him.
There's no time to argue.Copy !req
425. I'm not shooting any more kids!Copy !req
426. Do you want to save your town?Copy !req
427. Officer Barbrady,
we have to stop P.C. PrincipalCopy !req
428. before it's too late!Copy !req
429. Barbrady,
shoot them in their heads!Copy !req
430. No! I'm not shooting
any more people...Copy !req
431. Not for you, not for anybody!Copy !req
432. You're making the worst mistake
of your life, Officer.Copy !req
433. Maybe so.Copy !req
434. All I know is I'm done
shooting people.Copy !req
435. Oh, sorry. Geez.Copy !req
436. Damn it!Copy !req
437. Think about it, you guys.Copy !req
438. From the moment
P.C. Principal took over,Copy !req
439. Kyle's been different.Copy !req
440. - Haven't you noticed?
- Yeah.Copy !req
441. He's distracting us,Copy !req
442. either because he's too afraid
or because he...Copy !req
443. What are you guys talking about?Copy !req
444. Nothing!Copy !req
445. Stan's calling you a traitor.Copy !req
446. What?Copy !req
447. Kyle, I think
it's pretty obviousCopy !req
448. you don't want us investigating
P.C. Principal.Copy !req
449. - Why do you think that, Stan?
- I don't know.Copy !req
450. Because if anyone
has a reason for usCopy !req
451. to not mess with P.C. Principal,
it's you!Copy !req
452. Let's not forget that Stan's dadCopy !req
453. is P.C. Principal's
little bitch!Copy !req
454. That's a good point!Copy !req
455. I am loving this right now.Copy !req
456. My dad's stupid, not a bitch.Copy !req
457. This is about
you being scared, Kyle!Copy !req
458. It is you, isn't it?Copy !req
459. That's why you're trying
to shift blame on me.Copy !req
460. That's very Cartman
of you, Stan.Copy !req
461. Oh, that's low.Copy !req
462. Don't you dare
call me a Cartman!Copy !req
463. No, that's good.Copy !req
464. Just keep on
distracting everybody.Copy !req
465. It seems to be working, Cartman.Copy !req
466. Fuck you, Kyle!Copy !req
467. Fight!Copy !req
468. Time to take this asshole down.Copy !req
469. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Guys, whoa!Copy !req
470. We can't just
go walking in there.Copy !req
471. Why not?Copy !req
472. This is a safe space.
We're not allowed past this.Copy !req
473. When you breach
a college safe space,Copy !req
474. you're crossing the most sacred
human boundary there is.Copy !req
475. Oh, give me a break.Copy !req
476. No, no, no, no, no.
Look, this is very realCopy !req
477. and very important
in P.C. culture.Copy !req
478. Every human has a right
to a safe space.Copy !req
479. It cannot be entered.Copy !req
480. Yeah, it can. Watch.Copy !req
481. Wow, how did you...Copy !req
482. Burning the midnight oil,
huh, Nathan?Copy !req
483. - Jimmy!
- You son of a bitch.Copy !req
484. What have you done
to the Super School News?Copy !req
485. I was just holding down the fort
while you were away, Jim.Copy !req
486. Writing headlines sponsored
by P.C. Principal and the ads?Copy !req
487. How much did they pay you?Copy !req
488. Please, Jimmy.
I'm just trying to survive here.Copy !req
489. Everyone's gonna know
the truth, Nathan.Copy !req
490. We're getting a new edition of
the school paper out by morning.Copy !req
491. Everyone's gonna know
all about the ads.Copy !req
492. Deal with him.Copy !req
493. Leslie,
I thought we were besties.Copy !req
494. Hey there, big man.Copy !req
495. Editor of the school paper, huh?Copy !req
496. You still don't even know
half the story.Copy !req
497. It's clear.Copy !req
498. Where is everybody?Copy !req
499. I thought the news said
they're on a hunger strike.Copy !req
500. This doesn't make sense.
Someone's always here.Copy !req
501. Take a look at this.Copy !req
502. What the hell?Copy !req
503. It looks like
he was researching this.Copy !req
504. You see this news story?Copy !req
505. If this is true,Copy !req
506. then P.C. Principal
was trying to help.Copy !req
507. Click on that. What is that?Copy !req
508. No, click out of that.
What is this?Copy !req
509. So then... So then Caitlyn says,Copy !req
510. look, bitch,
you're married to Bill Clinton.Copy !req
511. If anyone should be afraid
of AIDS, it's you.Copy !req
512. That stupid bitch had it coming.Copy !req
513. Oh, God, I love you, Cait.Copy !req
514. We are so gonna win
the primaries.Copy !req
515. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
516. What... What were
we doing again?Copy !req
517. Leslie?Copy !req
518. You're trying to find out
what's going on, right?Copy !req
519. But your friend is
standing in your way?Copy !req
520. How do you know that...Copy !req
521. I can show you what's going on,
Kyle, but you have to trust me.Copy !req
522. What's the last four digits
of your soc?Copy !req
523. 2692.Copy !req