1. All right, guys-Copy !req
2. Now let's go back
and talk about infinitives.Copy !req
3. Remember — Those are verbs
combined with the word "to."Copy !req
4. Oh,
my fucking God.Copy !req
5. An infinitive acts like a noun,
as in "I want to go out to eat,"Copy !req
6. or'I hope
to be chosen today."Copy !req
7. - What?
- I'm so bored, dude.Copy !req
8. to split "to" and the verb,
but sometimes you can.Copy !req
9. Knock it off!Copy !req
10. Is there a problem, guys?Copy !req
11. Go get my pen, fat-ass!Copy !req
12. I'm am not
your slave, Kyle.Copy !req
13. Go get my pen!Copy !req
14. Attention, students.Copy !req
15. Kyle Broflovski, report to
the principal's office, please.Copy !req
16. P.C. Principal
wants to see you, Kyle!Copy !req
17. Kyle Broflovski to
the principal's office. M'kay?Copy !req
18. - God damn it.
- Have fun, dude.Copy !req
19. Oh! Kyle.Copy !req
20. Uh, thank you for coming.Copy !req
21. Where's P.C. Principal?Copy !req
22. I think he's
finally lost it, Kyle.Copy !req
23. He and his P.C. buddies
are on a hunger strike.Copy !req
24. They're calling
for people's resignations!Copy !req
25. Kyle, P.C. Principal
had problemsCopy !req
26. with Jimmy and with Leslie.Copy !req
27. And now they're missing.
M'kay?Copy !req
28. Nobody knows
where they are.Copy !req
29. That's what happens.Copy !req
30. You go against P.C.,
and you just end up missing.Copy !req
31. M'kay?Copy !req
32. What are you talking about?Copy !req
33. P.C. Principal had issues
with them, m'kay?Copy !req
34. And he had issues
with you, Kyle.Copy !req
35. Whatever's going on,
it's pretty damn scary.Copy !req
36. For years, mankind has
tried to rid the world of ads.Copy !req
37. For our ancestors,
ads couldn't be avoided.Copy !req
38. But everyone knew what was an ad
and what wasn't.Copy !req
39. After many years,
mankind invented cable,Copy !req
40. a way to pay for television
so there would be no ads.Copy !req
41. But somehow,
the ads still found a way.Copy !req
42. And so mankind invented TiVo,
a way to skip past commercials.Copy !req
43. Finally, it appeared
to be the end of ads.Copy !req
44. And everywhere, people rejoiced.Copy !req
45. The ads were stopped.
Or so it seemed.Copy !req
46. With the rise of the Internet,
suddenly the adsCopy !req
47. had an e-entirely new way
to attack us.Copy !req
48. Pop-ups.Copy !req
49. The top scientific minds
were brought togetherCopy !req
50. to find a way to stop the ads
once and for all.Copy !req
51. They invented the ad blocker.Copy !req
52. Suddenly, there were no ads
on phones, on computers.Copy !req
53. And everywhere, people rejoiced.Copy !req
54. But the ads adapted.
They became s-smarter.Copy !req
55. They disguised themselves
as news.Copy !req
56. All around the world,
people read news storiesCopy !req
57. completely unaware
they were reading ads.Copy !req
58. And now the ads have taken the
next step in their evolution.Copy !req
59. They have taken human form.Copy !req
60. Ads are among us.Copy !req
61. They could be your friend,
your g-gardener.Copy !req
62. The ads are trying
to wipe us out.Copy !req
63. The question is, how?Copy !req
64. So, um...Copy !req
65. South Park kind of sucks now.
You guys want to bail?Copy !req
66. What?Copy !req
67. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
68. It's just, you know, used to be
nice and laid-back here,Copy !req
69. but now it's all "ngh,"
you know?Copy !req
70. Like — Like now everybody's
all, "ngh-ngh."Copy !req
71. Let's bail.
You want to bail, Stan?Copy !req
72. No, I don't.Copy !req
73. What's going on, Randy?Copy !req
74. Nothing! I just — You know,
we don't have to live here.Copy !req
75. We could live anywhere!Copy !req
76. Last month,
all you could talk aboutCopy !req
77. was how great
this town had become.Copy !req
78. What changed your mind?Copy !req
79. We can't afford it.Copy !req
80. We can't affort it?Copy !req
81. All these fancy
new restaurants and shopsCopy !req
82. and everyone
wants to live here.Copy !req
83. A bowl of City Beef costs
10 bucks now, for Christ's sake.Copy !req
84. And there's nowhere to shop
but stupid Whole Foods.Copy !req
85. Well, we'll just have to stop
going to those places.Copy !req
86. I had to take out
a second mortgage on the house.Copy !req
87. You what?Copy !req
88. I had to Sharon!
It isn't my fault!Copy !req
89. It's the Man!
Don't you see?Copy !req
90. The Man is pricing us
out of our own town.Copy !req
91. It's just my luck.Copy !req
92. I talk to a nice girl,
seem to hit it off,Copy !req
93. and she turns out
to just be an ad.Copy !req
94. Well, that's what an ad does.Copy !req
95. She was designed
to entice and manipulate.Copy !req
96. This is such a fantastic story
for the school newspaper.Copy !req
97. Why don't we just run it so that
everybody knows the truth?Copy !req
98. Jimmy, we're newsmen like you.Copy !req
99. For decades, we used
our soft, buttery voicesCopy !req
100. to inform the people
about what's happening.Copy !req
101. Then we watched
as our entire industryCopy !req
102. was taken over by the ads.Copy !req
103. Some of our colleagues
were manipulatedCopy !req
104. into doing the ads' bidding.Copy !req
105. The man who came to your house
with a gun was one of them.Copy !req
106. Our own Kevin Jarvis has more.Copy !req
107. Thanks, Tom.Copy !req
108. Jimmy, the man
who tried to kill youCopy !req
109. was Brian Bouyant
of WXNR, Fort Collins.Copy !req
110. When he saw there was
no money in news anymore,Copy !req
111. he sided with the ads
even though he knewCopy !req
112. it meant the destruction
of our species.Copy !req
113. Back to you, Tom.Copy !req
114. Thanks, Kevin.Copy !req
115. The only hope for the truth
to get out there, Jimmy,Copy !req
116. is for you see through
this ad's deceptionCopy !req
117. and to find out
what they're planning.Copy !req
118. Your Super School News
was a threat to them.Copy !req
119. But unless you get
this little bitch to talk,Copy !req
120. we may never know why.Copy !req
121. Dude, Kyle!Copy !req
122. Will you look at this?Copy !req
123. "Principal sends
two favorite studentsCopy !req
124. on a Disney Cruise.Copy !req
125. This week, students
Jimmy Valmer and Leslie MeyersCopy !req
126. are being treated
to an all-expenses-paid vacationCopy !req
127. for their outstanding school" —
What the hell is this?Copy !req
128. It doesn't make
any sense, dude.Copy !req
129. P.C. Principal
is using the school paperCopy !req
130. to cover something up.Copy !req
131. Yeah, I — I don't want
to get involved.Copy !req
132. You don't want to get involved?
Dude, what's wrong with you?Copy !req
133. I've already learned you can't
win against P.C. Principal.Copy !req
134. You should know,
of all people,Copy !req
135. since he's converted
your dad.Copy !req
136. What's that
supposed to mean?Copy !req
137. Fellas, we found out
what happened to Jimmy!Copy !req
138. He got to go on a vacation
for being an exemplary student.Copy !req
139. That is not
what happened.Copy !req
140. Something is
very wrong here.Copy !req
141. We all have to stand up
to P.C. Principal together.Copy !req
142. Yeah, and wasn't
Jimmy the oneCopy !req
143. in charge of
the school newspaper?Copy !req
144. So who's putting this out?Copy !req
145. I like the school paper.Copy !req
146. I like to type with my hands.Copy !req
147. Who told you
that the principal sent JimmyCopy !req
148. on a Disney Cruise?Copy !req
149. Uhhhhh...Copy !req
150. Uhhhhh...Copy !req
151. Uh, don't remember.Copy !req
152. You have quotes in here
from Jimmy.Copy !req
153. Did you talk to him?Copy !req
154. Uhhhhh...Copy !req
155. Uhhhhh...
I like the school paper.Copy !req
156. Come on.
We'll get to the bottom of this.Copy !req
157. Did I do good, computer?Copy !req
158. I think the sponsored content
fooled them.Copy !req
159. I hope
I made you happy.Copy !req
160. Can you see me, computer?Copy !req
161. Do you know what I'm thinking
right now?Copy !req
162. Ahh, thanks,
computer.Copy !req
163. We have to make sure
nobody recognizes us.Copy !req
164. There's no telling
who works for who.Copy !req
165. Here, Caitlyn, I got you
this fake mustache to put on.Copy !req
166. I'm not putting on a mustache.
I'll look silly.Copy !req
167. Oh, that — that's where you
draw the line, huh, Caitlyn?Copy !req
168. Don't be an asshole.Copy !req
169. No, you're right.
That's nuts.Copy !req
170. A woman
wearing a mustache —Copy !req
171. That's just ridiculous,
okay.Copy !req
172. All right, all right.
I'll put it on. Fuck.Copy !req
173. No, no, please, Cait.Copy !req
174. Don't put on a fake mustache.
That's crazy.Copy !req
175. You don't want people thinking
you're a weirdo.Copy !req
176. I mean, geez.Copy !req
177. You're such
an asshole.Copy !req
178. What the hell is this?Copy !req
179. What have they done
to my town?Copy !req
180. Keep your voice down!Copy !req
181. Since when do we have
a flippin' Whole Foods?Copy !req
182. Everything's changed.Copy !req
183. Hi, there.
You got a minute for gay rights?Copy !req
184. Gay rights?
Geez, you already got all those.Copy !req
185. What the hell
do you want to do now?Copy !req
186. All right.
Your total is $126.39.Copy !req
187. And would you like to give
a dollar to help hungry childrenCopy !req
188. get iPads to protect
your Internet safe space today?Copy !req
189. I will.Copy !req
190. What the Sam hell
is going on?Copy !req
191. Why would anyone think that I'm
on the principal's side?Copy !req
192. I hate the principal.
I think he's a dick.Copy !req
193. So you don't know anything
about the principalCopy !req
194. that might be newsworthy?Copy !req
195. Super School News-worthy?Copy !req
196. Just that he hated me
and called me a blabbermouth.Copy !req
197. I don't think
I'm a blabbermouth.Copy !req
198. I just like
talking to people.Copy !req
199. Leslie,
what kind of plans do you have?Copy !req
200. Do you have any plans?Copy !req
201. What kind of plans?Copy !req
202. Just, you know, plans.Copy !req
203. Like, what are
you hoping to accomplish?Copy !req
204. I don't know.
What are your plans?Copy !req
205. Well, I want
to pursue careersCopy !req
206. in both news reporting
and comedy.Copy !req
207. Really?
That's different.Copy !req
208. Yeah, you're pretty different
yourself, Leslie.Copy !req
209. How so?Copy !req
210. I'm starting to think that maybe
all ads aren't so bad.Copy !req
211. Jimmy, you're thinking
with your dick.Copy !req
212. - I am not thinking with my dick.
- Yes, you are.Copy !req
213. - No, I just think that she's —
- Put your dick away.Copy !req
214. She's an emotional, interesting,
caring girl.Copy !req
215. Jimmy.
That's your dick talking.Copy !req
216. Believe me,
I know how you feel.Copy !req
217. Ads promise us things.Copy !req
218. Ads are perfect.Copy !req
219. But make no mistake —Copy !req
220. All ads lie,
and all ads deceive.Copy !req
221. There — Leslie's Instagram
and her Twitter.Copy !req
222. Last entry was
10 days ago.Copy !req
223. What about Jimmy's?Copy !req
224. Jimmy never used
that stuff, remember?Copy !req
225. He said he hated
using the Internet.Copy !req
226. How do you hate the Internet?
That's like hating titties.Copy !req
227. What are you doing now?Copy !req
228. I'm just looking
for any news articlesCopy !req
229. or anything
about P.C. Principal.Copy !req
230. Where did you say
P.C. Principal was from?Copy !req
231. I think
it was Vermont.Copy !req
232. Maybe there's something
from the news in VermontCopy !req
233. that can give us
a clue about —Copy !req
234. God damn it.
What the hell is this?Copy !req
235. That's an ad for skiing
in Vermont.Copy !req
236. That looks fun!Copy !req
237. Dude!
Dude, look at this.Copy !req
238. "How P.C. culture
is changing VermontCopy !req
239. from a state
of intolerance to a" —Copy !req
240. Dude, there it is again!Copy !req
241. - Mrph?
- It's that goddamn guitar!Copy !req
242. This ad is
fucking following me!Copy !req
243. - Just click out of it.
- I'm trying!Copy !req
244. God damn it,
get over here!Copy !req
245. That's a pretty
sweet-looking guitar.Copy !req
246. It is pretty cool, dude.
It tunes itself.Copy !req
247. How does it do that?Copy !req
248. It's this company that does all
kinds of high-tech instruments.Copy !req
249. See, look, I'll show you.Copy !req
250. Oh, that's sweet.Copy !req
251. Send me the link to this
so I can —Copy !req
252. Oh, dude, that new
"Frankenstein" movie's out.Copy !req
253. I totally
want to see that.Copy !req
254. That movie's
gonna suck, dude.Copy !req
255. Hit the arrow. I want to see
where it's playing.Copy !req
256. Oh, sorry.
Wrong arrow button.Copy !req
257. Wow! What kind of
ice cream is that?Copy !req
258. Yeah, yeah,
so — so, Clyde says to Token,Copy !req
259. "Why don't you open
a bank account with your mouthCopy !req
260. so I can deposit
my dick in it?"Copy !req
261. So then
what did Token say?Copy !req
262. Token was all like —Copy !req
263. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
whoa, whoa.Copy !req
264. What the hell
are we doing?Copy !req
265. Eating ice cream, dipshit.Copy !req
266. But what about Jimmy?Copy !req
267. We were, like, totally trying to
find out what happened to him.Copy !req
268. Whoa.Copy !req
269. What the hell
just happened?Copy !req
270. We got distracted!Copy !req
271. We got to get back
to that computer!Copy !req
272. Now, this here is
a dry riesling.Copy !req
273. You're gonna experience
vanilla aftertonesCopy !req
274. and a nutty finish.Copy !req
275. You mean like someone
put their balls in the glass?Copy !req
276. Nah, like chestnuts, damn it.Copy !req
277. I just can't keep up
with this town no more.Copy !req
278. Everything's gettin'
all nice and fancy.Copy !req
279. I swear I'm gonna
need to get a second mortgageCopy !req
280. on the ranch
just to pay my daily expenses.Copy !req
281. Don't you get it?
That's just what they want.Copy !req
282. Nobody cares about the people
who lived here before.Copy !req
283. They want us to moveCopy !req
284. 'cause they want
to knock our houses downCopy !req
285. and build more lofts and villas.Copy !req
286. All right, Randy,
you should probably lay offCopy !req
287. the old-vine
Châteauneuf-du-Pape.Copy !req
288. You'll all see.Copy !req
289. Pretty soon, everyone
who used to live hereCopy !req
290. is gonna have to move,Copy !req
291. and we'll all be shopping
at Safeway again.Copy !req
292. Oof!Copy !req
293. You like apples?Copy !req
294. How you like them apples?Copy !req
295. Hey, it's Caitlyn Jenner!Copy !req
296. Check his ass.Copy !req
297. Principal Victoria?Copy !req
298. - He's one of them.
- One of what?Copy !req
299. Caitlyn.Copy !req
300. Okay, Leslie,
let's try a different approach.Copy !req
301. Let's say you wanted to destroy
an entire species.Copy !req
302. How would you
go about it?Copy !req
303. Why would I want to destroy
an entire species?Copy !req
304. You have the wrong idea
about me, Jimmy.Copy !req
305. The person trying
to change thingsCopy !req
306. and make everything terrible
is the new principal.Copy !req
307. And what is the new principal
trying to do, Leslie?Copy !req
308. He's trying to make sure
people like you and meCopy !req
309. aren't allowed to exist.Copy !req
310. I know that
you're trying to help.Copy !req
311. I know that the newsmen in
there are trying to help, too.Copy !req
312. But now I'm going to tell youCopy !req
313. something very important,
Jimmy.Copy !req
314. What the hell is that?Copy !req
315. Tom, it looks like
a pop-up ad.Copy !req
316. How did an ad
get in here?Copy !req
317. Let's go to David
at the network hub.Copy !req
318. No answers here, Tom.Copy !req
319. We're trying
to correct the problem.Copy !req
320. You have to get me
out of here, Jimmy.Copy !req
321. - They're going to kill me.
- What?Copy !req
322. Listen to me carefully,
and don't look at the glass.Copy !req
323. I feel something for you
I have never felt before.Copy !req
324. I think it's trust.Copy !req
325. The men in there
are sick with hatred,Copy !req
326. and as soon as they realize
I have no information,Copy !req
327. they are going to burn me.Copy !req
328. I've seen them
do it to others.Copy !req
329. Please, you have to
help me, Jimmy.Copy !req
330. Don't let them hurt me.
Please don't abandon me.Copy !req
331. When the lights go back on,
just look at me and smile.Copy !req
332. David, any word
on the pop-up-ad situation?Copy !req
333. Tom, we've just about
got it fixed.Copy !req
334. Should be ready now.Copy !req
335. And that's really it,
Jimmy.Copy !req
336. I want to help all of you
however I can.Copy !req
337. So then Token tells Clyde
that if his mouth was a bank,Copy !req
338. Clyde's mom would have already
deposited her dick in it,Copy !req
339. which is hilarious
because Clyde's mom is dead!Copy !req
340. Wait, wait, wait,
whoa, whoa.Copy !req
341. What the hell
are we doing?Copy !req
342. We're trying on shoes and eating
chicken nuggets, stupid.Copy !req
343. What do you think?Copy !req
344. No. That's not
what we set out to do.Copy !req
345. We were —
We were on Cartman's computer,Copy !req
346. looking up news stories
about P.C. Principal.Copy !req
347. Didn't we finish
doing that?Copy !req
348. No, we didn't.Copy !req
349. It's like someone's
trying to distract us becauseCopy !req
350. they're worried what
we'll uncover about P.C. people.Copy !req
351. Yeah, like one of us
is purposely trying to keep usCopy !req
352. from digging too deep
because they're afraid.Copy !req
353. - Why are you looking at me?
- Why are you looking at me?Copy !req
354. Why isn't anyone
looking at me?Copy !req
355. Hey, fuck you.Copy !req
356. Wake up, dickhead.Copy !req
357. Garrison? What the hell
is wrong with you?Copy !req
358. I'll tell you
what's wrong with me.Copy !req
359. There's enemies to humanity
out there,Copy !req
360. wanting to put an end
to all of us,Copy !req
361. and there's assholes like you
helping them out!Copy !req
362. I don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
363. Whose idea was it to revitalize
the shitty part of townCopy !req
364. into an arts-and-foods district
called Shi Tpa Town?Copy !req
365. All right,
it was kind of my idea.Copy !req
366. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
367. What, to take one area of town
that was crappyCopy !req
368. and gentrify it
for the local people to enjoy?Copy !req
369. I thought
we could keep it contained!Copy !req
370. It doesn't contain.Copy !req
371. What's happened to South Park
is happening everywhere.Copy !req
372. 30 miles south of here
in the town of Fairplay,Copy !req
373. they've changed an area
north of downtown into NODOFOPA.Copy !req
374. A run-down area south of the
capitol in Cheyenne, Wyoming,Copy !req
375. is now historic SOCACHEYWO.Copy !req
376. Channel Street
in mid-ChicagoCopy !req
377. is being revitalized
into Chimichanga.Copy !req
378. Oh, my God.Copy !req
379. all happening at the same time.Copy !req
380. And it isn't just in the U.S.Copy !req
381. In Cairo, the area northwest
of the third pyramid is NoWE3Pi.Copy !req
382. Three miles north of Auschwitz
is NoMoAuchie.Copy !req
383. - It goes on and on!
- What does it mean?Copy !req
384. In our town, it all started
when P.C. Principal arrived.Copy !req
385. He's part
of a much larger conspiracy,Copy !req
386. and you're his lackey.Copy !req
387. Not me.Copy !req
388. If P.C. Principal has been
using us,Copy !req
389. I'll take
the bastard down myself.Copy !req
390. It's day two
of the hunger strikeCopy !req
391. started by the college-aged
fraternity brothersCopy !req
392. who are demanding
that all of South Park'sCopy !req
393. community leaders step down.Copy !req
394. The P.C. frat brothers say
they've gone now two daysCopy !req
395. without eating any pussyCopy !req
396. and will continue to do so
until people resign.Copy !req
397. Who is that reporter?
Do we know him?Copy !req
398. Tom, that's Bill Keegan, WCFO.Copy !req
399. Thanks, Brian. He's working
for the ads, obviously.Copy !req
400. Sellout douchebag.Copy !req
401. That's right, Tom.Copy !req
402. He was always a douchebag
at the conventions.Copy !req
403. Thanks, Rick.
Stay dry.Copy !req
404. Leslie, come on.Copy !req
405. Jimmy, you're gonna help me?Copy !req
406. Yeah, I'm gonna help you.
I mean, come on.Copy !req
407. Jimmy!Copy !req
408. Oh, Jesus,
he let her out!Copy !req
409. P.C. Principal is our enemy,
not her.Copy !req
410. His dick is compromised.
Stay back!Copy !req
411. It is not my dick.Copy !req
412. I'm thinking rationally
and with logic.Copy !req
413. I am taking her
out of here.Copy !req
414. Well, then, I'm sorry
I have to do this, Jimmy.Copy !req
415. Officer Barbrady, we need you
to shoot these kids.Copy !req
416. What?Copy !req
417. The ad has gotten to him.
There's no time to argue.Copy !req
418. I'm not shooting
any more kids!Copy !req
419. Do you want
to save your town?Copy !req
420. Officer Barbrady,
we have to stop P.C. PrincipalCopy !req
421. before it's too late!Copy !req
422. Barbrady,
shoot them in their heads!Copy !req
423. No! I'm not shooting
any more people —Copy !req
424. not for you,
not for anybody!Copy !req
425. You're making the worst mistake
of your life, Officer.Copy !req
426. Maybe so.Copy !req
427. All I know
is I'm done shooting people.Copy !req
428. Aah!Copy !req
429. Oh, sorry.
Geez.Copy !req
430. Damn it!Copy !req
431. Think about it,
you guys.Copy !req
432. From the moment
P.C. Principal took over,Copy !req
433. Kyle's been different.Copy !req
434. - Haven't you noticed?
- Yeah.Copy !req
435. He's distracting us,Copy !req
436. either because he's too afraid
or because he...Copy !req
437. What are you guys
talking about?Copy !req
438. Nothing!Copy !req
439. Stan's calling you
a traitor.Copy !req
440. What?Copy !req
441. Kyle, I think
it's pretty obviousCopy !req
442. you don't want us investigating
P.C. Principal.Copy !req
443. - Why do you think that, Stan?
- I don't know.Copy !req
444. Because if anyone
has a reason for usCopy !req
445. to not mess with P.C. Principal,
it's you!Copy !req
446. Let's not forget
that Stan's dadCopy !req
447. is P.C. Principal's
little bitch!Copy !req
448. That's a good point!Copy !req
449. I am loving this
right now.Copy !req
450. My dad's stupid,
not a bitch.Copy !req
451. This is about
you being scared, Kyle!Copy !req
452. It is you, isn't it?Copy !req
453. That's why you're trying
to shift blame on me.Copy !req
454. That's very Cartman
of you, Stan.Copy !req
455. Oh, that's low.Copy !req
456. Don't you dare
call me a Cartman!Copy !req
457. No, that's good.Copy !req
458. Just keep on
distracting everybody.Copy !req
459. It seems to be working,
Cartman.Copy !req
460. Fuck you,
Kyle!Copy !req
461. Fight!Copy !req
462. Time to take
this asshole down.Copy !req
463. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Guys, whoa!Copy !req
464. We can't just
go walking in there.Copy !req
465. Why not?Copy !req
466. This is a safe space.
We're not allowed past this.Copy !req
467. When you breach
a college safe space,Copy !req
468. you're crossing the most sacred
human boundary there is.Copy !req
469. Oh, give me a break.Copy !req
470. No, no, no, no, no.
Look, this is very realCopy !req
471. and very important
in P.C. culture.Copy !req
472. Every human has a right
to a safe space.Copy !req
473. It cannot be entered.Copy !req
474. Yeah, it can.
Watch.Copy !req
475. Wow, how did you...Copy !req
476. Whoa!Copy !req
477. Burning the midnight oil,
huh, Nathan?Copy !req
478. - Jimmy!
- You son of a bitch.Copy !req
479. What have done
to the Super School News?Copy !req
480. I was just holding down the fort
while you were away, Jim.Copy !req
481. Writing headlines sponsored
by P.C. Principal and the ads?Copy !req
482. How much
did they pay you?Copy !req
483. Please, Jimmy.
I'm just trying to survive here.Copy !req
484. Everyone's gonna know
the truth, Nathan.Copy !req
485. We're getting a new edition of
the school paper out by morning.Copy !req
486. Everyone's gonna know
all about the ads.Copy !req
487. Deal with him.Copy !req
488. Leslie,
I thought we were b-besties.Copy !req
489. Hey there, big man.Copy !req
490. Editor of the school paper, huh?Copy !req
491. You still don't even know
half the story.Copy !req
492. It's clear.Copy !req
493. Where is everybody?Copy !req
494. I thought the news said
they're on a hunger strike.Copy !req
495. This doesn't make sense.
Someone's always here.Copy !req
496. Take a look at this.Copy !req
497. What the hell?Copy !req
498. It looks like
he was researching this.Copy !req
499. You see this news story?Copy !req
500. If this is true,Copy !req
501. then P.C. Principal
was trying to help.Copy !req
502. Click on that.
What is that?Copy !req
503. No, click out of that.
What is this?Copy !req
504. So then —
So then Caitlyn says,Copy !req
505. "Look, bitch,
you're married to Bill Clinton.Copy !req
506. If anyone should be afraid
of AIDS, it's you.“Copy !req
507. That stupid bitch
had it coming.Copy !req
508. Oh, God,
I love you, Cait.Copy !req
509. We are so gonna win
the primaries.Copy !req
510. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
511. What — What were
we doing again?Copy !req
512. Leslie?Copy !req
513. You're trying to find out
what's going on, right?Copy !req
514. But your friend is
standing in your way?Copy !req
515. How do you know that —Copy !req
516. I can show you what's going on,
Kyle, but you have to trust me.Copy !req
517. What's the last four digits
of your soc?Copy !req
518. 2692.Copy !req