1. I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a timeCopy !req
2. Friendly faces everywhereCopy !req
3. Humble folks
without temptationCopy !req
4. Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behindCopy !req
5. Ample parking day or nightCopy !req
6. People spouting...
Howdy, neighbor!Copy !req
7. Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwindCopy !req
8. Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mineCopy !req
9. Who was it?Copy !req
10. Somebody's about to get
their asses kicked!Copy !req
11. When I find out who did this!Copy !req
12. P.C. Principal
is on the warpath!Copy !req
13. Run for your lives!Copy !req
14. Again?Copy !req
15. Oh, Jesus. Now what?Copy !req
16. Who was it, huh?Copy !req
17. Somebody better fess up
right now!Copy !req
18. I'm gonna find out who did this!Copy !req
19. Broflovski! Was it you?Copy !req
20. Was what me, sir?Copy !req
21. I just saw a copy
of the school newspaperCopy !req
22. in which a student
used the word retardedCopy !req
23. to refer to our cafeteria
lunch policy.Copy !req
24. The word retarded does not
belong in our school!Copy !req
25. Who is in charge
of the school paper?Copy !req
26. 'Cause I'm about to break
their fucking legs!Copy !req
27. He's in charge
of the school paper.Copy !req
28. You gonna break his legs,
P.C. Principal?Copy !req
29. All right, uh, I guess
we haven't formally met before.Copy !req
30. The reason
I need to talk with you, Jason,Copy !req
31. is because of
a very important...Copy !req
32. It's Jimmy, actually.Copy !req
33. My name is Jimmy,
P.C. Principal.Copy !req
34. All right, Jim, thank you.Copy !req
35. I want to talk to you today
about the use of the R wordCopy !req
36. in your school paper.Copy !req
37. You see, the R word
is very bad.Copy !req
38. - Says who?
- Says me, all right?Copy !req
39. And I know a thing or twoCopy !req
40. about the rights of people
with disabilities.Copy !req
41. When you use the R word
to describeCopy !req
42. the school's lunch policy,
it can hurt people's hearts.Copy !req
43. Can you understand that at all?Copy !req
44. That was an op-ed piece
in the paperCopy !req
45. written by a first graderCopy !req
46. who found the school lunch
policy to be ridiculous,Copy !req
47. and he thought retarded to
be the best word to describe it.Copy !req
48. As the editor of the paper,
I didn't think it was rightCopy !req
49. to censor the words
the student used.Copy !req
50. Okay, well, from now on,
I'm gonna need to approveCopy !req
51. the school paper before
you hand it out, okay?Copy !req
52. No.Copy !req
53. What'd you say?Copy !req
54. You're new here,
so you don't understandCopy !req
55. how seriously I take my job
as editor of the school paper.Copy !req
56. I don't allow ads,
and I don't allow anythingCopy !req
57. that might taint the truth
behind what people are thinking.Copy !req
58. I don't want people
to be afraid of wordsCopy !req
59. if it stops them
from having a dialogue.Copy !req
60. Look, I don't want
to get angry, okay?Copy !req
61. Why? Are you uncomfortable
around people with disabilities?Copy !req
62. That's okay. Lots of people are.Copy !req
63. No, I'm not!
I am very not uncomfortable.Copy !req
64. All right, look...
Unless I can approve your paper,Copy !req
65. it is not being distributed
on campus.Copy !req
66. You got that?Copy !req
67. I can't hand out
the school paper in school?Copy !req
68. Not unless it is approved by me.
Do you understand?Copy !req
69. Yep. Got it.Copy !req
70. Don't forget to read
the school paper,Copy !req
71. now delivered directly
to your door!Copy !req
72. Super School News!Copy !req
73. What is that, bro?Copy !req
74. Suck my dick,
P.C. Principal!Copy !req
75. Who does this kid think he is,
challenging me?Copy !req
76. I said one microaggression
to him, okay?Copy !req
77. One little microaggression.Copy !req
78. But that doesn't mean
I have an unconscious biasCopy !req
79. towards people
with disabilities!Copy !req
80. No way, bro. That's wack!Copy !req
81. But why would a person
with a disability not seeCopy !req
82. that what I'm trying to do
is actually protect them?Copy !req
83. Sometimes victims of oppression
are so marginalizedCopy !req
84. that they begin to sympathize
with their oppressors.Copy !req
85. Yeah, bro.Copy !req
86. You're right.Copy !req
87. This kid just needs to be shown
he's being an Uncle Able.Copy !req
88. I can also count on my P.C.
frat brothers to have my back.Copy !req
89. Let's go, P.C.!Copy !req
90. P.C.! Whoo!Copy !req
91. Wow, this is so great.Copy !req
92. Have you ever readCopy !req
93. the elementary school
newspaper, Linda?Copy !req
94. There's no ads,
no sponsored content,Copy !req
95. no links to click on.Copy !req
96. Just news stories
about what's happening.Copy !req
97. Did you know
that the police in Shi Tpa TownCopy !req
98. beat up homeless
to clear them out?Copy !req
99. Do you know how long its beenCopy !req
100. since I was able to just
sit back and read the news?Copy !req
101. I got so used to getting news
off the internet,Copy !req
102. but I feel like
I'm always tryingCopy !req
103. to chase the news, somehow.Copy !req
104. It's like I'm in a black voidCopy !req
105. trying to reach the news story.Copy !req
106. But then the next thing I know,Copy !req
107. I'm reading an ad for GEICO,Copy !req
108. so I click out of that
and try to read the news story,Copy !req
109. but it's not a news story,
it's a slide show,Copy !req
110. and I'm looking at the worstCopy !req
111. celebrity plastic-surgery
jobs ever.Copy !req
112. So, of course,
I want to see the next slideCopy !req
113. of plastic surgery gone wrong,
so I hit the arrow.Copy !req
114. But then the arrow wasn't
the arrow for the next slide,Copy !req
115. it was to take me for an ad
for face cream.Copy !req
116. I wanted to get a news story,Copy !req
117. but I'm reading
about face cream.Copy !req
118. And I try to click out of it,
but the ad is following me.Copy !req
119. It's... It's following me
all over the screen!Copy !req
120. No!Copy !req
121. So I click
on the close button,Copy !req
122. but it wasn't a close button,
it was another slide show.Copy !req
123. And I just want to know what's
happening in the Middle East,Copy !req
124. but instead I'm looking atCopy !req
125. the top 10 scariest movies
of all time.Copy !req
126. And that's not the arrow
for the next slide,Copy !req
127. it's for another ad!Copy !req
128. But this... This is just news.Copy !req
129. And I don't get lost
in all the bullshit.Copy !req
130. Linda.Copy !req
131. Linda!Copy !req
132. All right, Jim,
I know you've been tryingCopy !req
133. to get your head around
some of the social issuesCopy !req
134. we discussed yesterday.Copy !req
135. I'm sure you're feeling confused
and a little unsure of yourself.Copy !req
136. I'm not confused at all,
actually, P.C. Principal.Copy !req
137. Okay, well, no,
you are confused...Copy !req
138. I'm pretty sure you're the one
that's confused, but go ahead.Copy !req
139. Because you don't grasp
the severity of this.Copy !req
140. And that's why I've brought inCopy !req
141. another young person
with disabilitiesCopy !req
142. to share his feelings.Copy !req
143. Thanks for coming in
to talk to us, Nathan.Copy !req
144. I like apples and bananas.Copy !req
145. Me too, bro. Me too.Copy !req
146. Nathan, could you tell Jimmy
how you feelCopy !req
147. when people use
the word retarded?Copy !req
148. It hurts my feelings
because I feel bad.Copy !req
149. Are you serious right now?Copy !req
150. You feel bad. Right.Copy !req
151. You feel like
that's a no-no word, right?Copy !req
152. That word makes my heart
piss its pants.Copy !req
153. Okay, wow. That's pretty heavy.Copy !req
154. Pretty heavy, huh, Jim?Copy !req
155. Do you want to ask him
what he means by that,Copy !req
156. or are you just panderingCopy !req
157. because you're uncomfortable
around disabled people?Copy !req
158. I am not uncomfortable!Copy !req
159. I simply care
about a horrible, outdated wordCopy !req
160. that is exclusive,
ignores individuality,Copy !req
161. and equates intellectual
disability with being...Copy !req
162. And it... and it... Spot!Copy !req
163. I need a spotter! Spot me!
Somebody spot me, bro!Copy !req
164. And it's... it's part
of a derogatory hate speechCopy !req
165. which fosters isolation
and loneliness,Copy !req
166. and being part of a voice
to stop the R wordCopy !req
167. is not only right
but extremely important!Copy !req
168. I'm afraid of bears.Copy !req
169. Hey, Nathan. Hold up.Copy !req
170. What were you doing in there?Copy !req
171. What do you mean, Jimmy?
Are you mad?Copy !req
172. Come on, Nathan.Copy !req
173. You and I both knowCopy !req
174. you use the word retarded
400 times a day.Copy !req
175. Oh, Jimmy.Copy !req
176. So righteous, aren't you?Copy !req
177. So blind to everything
that's going on.Copy !req
178. What are you talking about?Copy !req
179. You really think all the changes
happening to this townCopy !req
180. are just coincidence?Copy !req
181. This goes so much deeper than
you can possibly imagine, Jim.Copy !req
182. Everyone's about to learn
the truth,Copy !req
183. and then there's a war coming.Copy !req
184. A war, Jim.Copy !req
185. And I'm just gonna make sure
I'm on the right side of it.Copy !req
186. Come on, boys.
Let's get back to class.Copy !req
187. I like to smell trees!Copy !req
188. An elementary school newspaper
is making big wavesCopy !req
189. as more and more people say no
to news on the internet.Copy !req
190. I read Super School News
'cause it don't try and fool me,Copy !req
191. and its news reports aren't
paid for by ad companies.Copy !req
192. We just feel like
this is actual news,Copy !req
193. and instead of clicking
on links, we're reading stories.Copy !req
194. I had to get away from the ads.Copy !req
195. I felt that the ads were
evolving, somehow.Copy !req
196. They started knowing what
I liked, what I was afraid of.Copy !req
197. I tried ad blockers,
but it seemed like every timeCopy !req
198. I tried to block the ads,
they just got smarter.Copy !req
199. I'm never going back
from Super School News.Copy !req
200. The young editor
of the paper claimsCopy !req
201. that since most people now watch
news reports on the internet,Copy !req
202. they're easily distracted
or even fooled by ads,Copy !req
203. which are finding more and more
clever ways...Copy !req
204. Ooh, brutal celebrity mug shots.Copy !req
205. To disguise them.Copy !req
206. Oh! It got me.Copy !req
207. Ad got me, Sharon.Copy !req
208. We now return live to
the 2015 presidential debates.Copy !req
209. Our next question is for you,
Mrs. Clinton.Copy !req
210. Many voters believe
that Syrian refugeesCopy !req
211. should not be allowed into our
country for security reasons.Copy !req
212. What do you think?Copy !req
213. Keeping our country safe has
become more and more difficult,Copy !req
214. but I believe there are
several things...Copy !req
215. No! You shut the hell up!Copy !req
216. You've got a dumpy butt
and seven chins.Copy !req
217. Syrian refugees
are all terrorists!Copy !req
218. I know that our governmentCopy !req
219. needs to take
a harder look at all...Copy !req
220. Yeah, well, it's pretty hard
to look at you.Copy !req
221. We can all agree on that.Copy !req
222. She looks like a donkey took
a shit on her face.Copy !req
223. Yeah, good one, Caitlyn.Copy !req
224. See, what I know is
that there's only one wayCopy !req
225. to deal with Syrian refugees,
and that is...Copy !req
226. Fuck 'em all to death!Copy !req
227. Thank you!Copy !req
228. That was hilarious when
you called her a pizza face.Copy !req
229. It's like a Papa John's
pimple party.Copy !req
230. That was classic, Caitlyn.Copy !req
231. You're the best
running mate ever.Copy !req
232. Hello, Mr. Garrison.Copy !req
233. Oh, my God.Copy !req
234. Principal Victoria?Copy !req
235. Congratulations on the polls.Copy !req
236. We need to talk.Copy !req
237. Celebrate diversity! Whoo!Copy !req
238. Let's go, P.C.!Copy !req
239. All right, everyone. Listen up.Copy !req
240. Tonight's a very special night
for the P.C.s.Copy !req
241. We're honored
to be throwing this eventCopy !req
242. for people with disabilities.Copy !req
243. I, for one, am sick
of how these amazing kidsCopy !req
244. are marginalized
in today's society,Copy !req
245. but tonight is about learning
and healing.Copy !req
246. So let's get to it! P.C.!Copy !req
247. P.C.! P.C.!Copy !req
248. Hey, guys. I'm Brad.
I'm P.C. Arizona State.Copy !req
249. Nice to meet you, Brad.
Where do you...Copy !req
250. Excuse me a second.
Hello, ladies.Copy !req
251. Thanks for coming to our event.Copy !req
252. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
253. We're just tired of the wayCopy !req
254. people with disabilities
get treated.Copy !req
255. Can I get you some alcohol?Copy !req
256. Yeah, you know, it just bugs me
when people referCopy !req
257. to persons with disabilities
as handicapped.Copy !req
258. When I hear that word,Copy !req
259. I want to fucking punch them
in the fucking face.Copy !req
260. That's so cool of you. Wow.Copy !req
261. Yeah, to be marginalizing
persons with disabilitiesCopy !req
262. by asking them
what their handicap isCopy !req
263. is a microaggression no better
than asking a person of colorCopy !req
264. if they went to college.Copy !req
265. Wow. You're really progressive.Copy !req
266. No other way to be.Copy !req
267. So, uh, listen, I think you're
really pretty and interesting,Copy !req
268. and I'd kind of like
to take you upstairsCopy !req
269. and totally crush your pussy.Copy !req
270. Would that be acceptable to you?Copy !req
271. Oh! Well, I guess it would.Copy !req
272. No, I'm sorry.
I need affirmative consent.Copy !req
273. I'll need you to say,
yes, you may take me upstairsCopy !req
274. and crush my pussy
at this time.Copy !req
275. - P.C., bro!
- P.C.!Copy !req
276. Dude, yeah!Copy !req
277. McKenzie, you got consent forms?Copy !req
278. Oh, yeah. Right here, bro.Copy !req
279. Rise and shine, guys.Copy !req
280. If you scored last night,
I need your consent forms.Copy !req
281. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
282. Thank you. Whoa, Barker,
did you perform cunnilingus?Copy !req
283. There's a different
release form, bro.Copy !req
284. Yeah, uh, sorry.
It's right here.Copy !req
285. Nice.Copy !req
286. Bro! Oh, dude! Bro!Copy !req
287. What, bro?Copy !req
288. Dude, I scored with this female,Copy !req
289. and after consenting to
putting her mouth on my penis,Copy !req
290. - she wanted me to walk her home.
- Yeah?Copy !req
291. And when I got to her house,Copy !req
292. she had me meet her father,
who is Filipino.Copy !req
293. So I asked him
if he could tell me aboutCopy !req
294. the cultural and social dynamic
of being a Filipino-American.Copy !req
295. Naturally.Copy !req
296. So he said some stuff,Copy !req
297. and then a newspaper lands
on his doorstep,Copy !req
298. 'cause I guess
her dad subscribesCopy !req
299. to the school newspaper,Copy !req
300. and he picked it up, and I saw
the headline said this!Copy !req
301. What the fuck is this, bro?Copy !req
302. Bro, that little kid wrote
that our tolerant viewsCopy !req
303. and fight for social justiceCopy !req
304. is just a way for us
to crush puss!Copy !req
305. But that's not true!Copy !req
306. I know, bro!
We're being totally victimized!Copy !req
307. That little fucker, dude!Copy !req
308. Hello.Copy !req
309. You're the boy responsibleCopy !req
310. for the South Park
Super School News?Copy !req
311. That's right.Copy !req
312. We would like
to give you $26 million.Copy !req
313. Contracts. And the first check.Copy !req
314. We'd love to be in business
with you.Copy !req
315. What is this for?Copy !req
316. I represent an organization
called GEICO.Copy !req
317. It's an insurance company.Copy !req
318. We think Super School News
would be a great wayCopy !req
319. for us to reach new customers.Copy !req
320. Sorry, Charlie, but I don't
allow ads in my newspaper.Copy !req
321. We've heard all about that,Copy !req
322. so we thought
you could just do someCopy !req
323. news stories
about car insurance.Copy !req
324. Just state the factsCopy !req
325. because the truth is everyone
can save by switching to GEICO.Copy !req
326. That's called
sponsored content.Copy !req
327. I know the difference
between the news and ads.Copy !req
328. You think I'm stupid?Copy !req
329. Everyone's doing it, Jim.Copy !req
330. You're sort of the last holdout.Copy !req
331. $26 million
just to write some news storiesCopy !req
332. that get people thinking about
their insurance coverage?Copy !req
333. Stick it up your ass.Copy !req
334. Well, they said you'd be tough.Copy !req
335. Do you really think
you can stop ads?Copy !req
336. Yes.Copy !req
337. You can try to block ads,
but they get smarter.Copy !req
338. The more we try
to shut them out,Copy !req
339. the more clever they get.Copy !req
340. There's a war coming, kid,Copy !req
341. and I'm gonna make sure
I'm on the right side of it.Copy !req
342. Officer Barbrady?Copy !req
343. Come with me
if you want to live!Copy !req
344. Come on! Come with me
if you want to live!Copy !req
345. I'm serious!Copy !req
346. Do you want to explain to me
what pussy crushing is?Copy !req
347. What?Copy !req
348. Your little meetings
you go to at nightCopy !req
349. to discuss social justice...Copy !req
350. It's just a way
to pick up on young women?Copy !req
351. Sharon, most of the guys
in my P.C. clubCopy !req
352. are right out of college,
all right?Copy !req
353. You know how college kids are.Copy !req
354. Who wrote this?Copy !req
355. I don't want you
going over there anymore.Copy !req
356. I don't cheat on you, Sharon.Copy !req
357. I'm happy.Copy !req
358. Look at what's happened
to our town.Copy !req
359. We have Shi Tpa Town,Copy !req
360. boutique restaurants,
and artisan shops.Copy !req
361. We have a fucking Whole Foods.Copy !req
362. And that was all me!Copy !req
363. Diverse people are moving here.Copy !req
364. Everyone's being aware
of how they talk.Copy !req
365. This is paradise, Sharon!Copy !req
366. Is it?Copy !req
367. All I know
is that you've changed.Copy !req
368. Ever since you joined
this P.C. thing,Copy !req
369. you just bully peopleCopy !req
370. and wait for people
to say anything improperCopy !req
371. so that you can jump
down their throatsCopy !req
372. for whatever words
he or she used.Copy !req
373. He or she is an agenderphobic
microaggression, Sharon.Copy !req
374. You are a bigot.Copy !req
375. The average human can no longer
tell the differenceCopy !req
376. between the news and an ad.Copy !req
377. You seem to have
some mental abilityCopy !req
378. that allows you
to spot an ad in disguise.Copy !req
379. Does this have to do with me
calling the school principalCopy !req
380. a pussy crusher?Copy !req
381. The P.C. people
are simply being manipulated,Copy !req
382. unwittingly setting the table
for the new enemy of humanity.Copy !req
383. You mean ISIS or ninjas?Copy !req
384. Something much worse.Copy !req
385. Have you ever felt like
an ad had intelligence?Copy !req
386. That it somehow knew
what you wantedCopy !req
387. even before you knew
you wanted it?Copy !req
388. What if I were to tell youCopy !req
389. that ads have become
smarter than usCopy !req
390. and now they're manipulating
everything we do?Copy !req
391. I'd say that sounds
pretty retarded.Copy !req
392. It was our own fault.Copy !req
393. Mankind became tired of ads,Copy !req
394. so we kept inventing ways
to make things ad-free.Copy !req
395. We even created ad blockers.Copy !req
396. That's when the ads
had to adapt.Copy !req
397. They had to disguise themselves
as news in order to survive.Copy !req
398. Sponsored content?Copy !req
399. If you really can tell
the difference,Copy !req
400. then you could be the key
to saving our species, Jimmy.Copy !req
401. We'd like to run a test on you.Copy !req
402. Sponsored content.Copy !req
403. Test 17-B.Copy !req
404. Ready.Copy !req
405. Begin.Copy !req
406. That's the news.Copy !req
407. That's an ad.Copy !req
408. That's the news.Copy !req
409. That's an ad.Copy !req
410. That's the news.
That's an ad. That's an ad.Copy !req
411. That's the ne... Oh, no, wait.
That's an ad for cat food.Copy !req
412. My bad.Copy !req
413. Jesus Christ.
He's off the charts.Copy !req
414. Increase the intensity.Copy !req
415. That's the news. That's an ad.Copy !req
416. News. Ad. Ad. Ad.Copy !req
417. Ad. Ad. News. News.
Ad. Ad. Slide show. Ad.Copy !req
418. That's a perfect score.Copy !req
419. You are a very special child,
Jimmy.Copy !req
420. I prefer handicapped,
actually.Copy !req
421. We have another child here
who is special too.Copy !req
422. Do you know Leslie?Copy !req
423. All right. That's good.
Everyone get inside.Copy !req
424. Everything past here
is safe space.Copy !req
425. No reporters, no harassment.Copy !req
426. We are gonna figure
this shit out.Copy !req
427. All I know is that
I don't speak up for minoritiesCopy !req
428. so that I can crush pussy.Copy !req
429. Me neither, dude.Copy !req
430. I want social justice,
and now I'm being made fun of.Copy !req
431. Yeah, bro.Copy !req
432. They're taking
our incredibly tolerant viewsCopy !req
433. and distorting them.Copy !req
434. P.C. people are under attack.
That's what this is.Copy !req
435. Hey, yeah.Copy !req
436. Bro, we're the victims now.Copy !req
437. Like, we're being marginalized.Copy !req
438. Like, that makes us pretty cool.Copy !req
439. Yeah, I'll bet now we can get
a lot more puss.Copy !req
440. No, Topher!
It's not about puss, all right?Copy !req
441. The fuck's wrong with you?Copy !req
442. We're being labeled as meatheadsCopy !req
443. who just want to crush puss
by an intolerant newspaper.Copy !req
444. Yeah, fuck that dude, bro.Copy !req
445. Yeah, and, like,
if you're gonna belittleCopy !req
446. and make fun of P.C. people
like that,Copy !req
447. then who's to say he won't do itCopy !req
448. to other marginalized groups
like us?Copy !req
449. I mean, this kid could be
the next Hitler.Copy !req
450. And if you guys could
stop Hitler, what would you do?Copy !req
451. I'd rip that dude apart
and then go homeCopy !req
452. and totally smash
some puss, bro.Copy !req
453. - Yeah!
- Hell, yeah!Copy !req
454. - Hell, yeah, dude!
- No!Copy !req
455. You look familiar.Copy !req
456. - Don't you go to my school?
- Yes.Copy !req
457. I'm Jimmy, editor in chief
of Super School News.Copy !req
458. I'm Leslie.Copy !req
459. Nice to finally talk to you.Copy !req
460. Did they bring you in and give
you a bunch of tests too?Copy !req
461. Yes, they did.
Do you know who they are?Copy !req
462. I think they're ex-newsmen...Copy !req
463. You know, the men in suitsCopy !req
464. who used to be in charge
of the news.Copy !req
465. I thought I recognized them.Copy !req
466. They told me I was special.Copy !req
467. Are you special too?Copy !req
468. I prefer handicapped.Copy !req
469. Huh. I like that.Copy !req
470. Principal Victoria,Copy !req
471. if everything you've said
is true,Copy !req
472. then why doesn't anyone
know about it?Copy !req
473. There are people who know,Copy !req
474. but they have to stay
very hidden.Copy !req
475. I'm just having a hard time
swallowing all this.Copy !req
476. And between me
and this one over here,Copy !req
477. we can swallow
just about anything.Copy !req
478. Oh, God, you're such an asshole.Copy !req
479. Mr. Garrison, I wasn't fired.Copy !req
480. I was replaced.Copy !req
481. This goes much higher
than anyone knows.Copy !req
482. I came to this townCopy !req
483. really thinking
I could make a difference.Copy !req
484. I've been called a bigot towards
persons with disabilities.Copy !req
485. I've been called
a pussy crusherCopy !req
486. because of the behaviorCopy !req
487. of a very few individuals
in my P.C. frat.Copy !req
488. Jimmy Valmer
is off the school newspaper.Copy !req
489. I want you to take over.Copy !req
490. Oh, boy!Copy !req
491. And I will be reviewing
your paper to make sureCopy !req
492. nobody is ever attacked
the way I was again.Copy !req
493. I think this will be
the beginningCopy !req
494. of a beautiful friendship.Copy !req
495. Jimmy almost made me
lose confidence.Copy !req
496. But I know who I am.Copy !req
497. I know what I am.Copy !req
498. Dude! Bro!Copy !req
499. Oh, bro.Copy !req
500. I went online to read
a news story about immigrantsCopy !req
501. - being discriminated against.
- Yeah.Copy !req
502. Well, and so I clicked
on the headline,Copy !req
503. but it turned out
to be an ad for Reddi-wip,Copy !req
504. so then I clicked on the
X button to make it go away,Copy !req
505. but then it was a link
to another ad,Copy !req
506. and when I tried to cancel that,Copy !req
507. another window came up,
and it was this.Copy !req
508. Dude. What the fuck, bro?Copy !req
509. What does this mean, dude?Copy !req
510. Bro! What the fuck, bro?Copy !req
511. Do you like our school, Jimmy?Copy !req
512. Yes, Leslie.
I like our school very much.Copy !req
513. I like our school too.Copy !req
514. I like the kids who go there.Copy !req
515. I'm starting to wonder something
about you, Leslie.Copy !req
516. I'm starting to wonder
about you.Copy !req
517. I mean, you seem like
a nice kid,Copy !req
518. but don't you feel like
you could be happier?Copy !req
519. Holy shit.Copy !req
520. What?Copy !req
521. Can you excuse me for a moment?Copy !req
522. Okay.Copy !req
523. Well, Jimmy? What do you think?Copy !req
524. Does she know she's an ad?Copy !req
525. He can spot them.Copy !req
526. Does she know she's an ad?Copy !req
527. What the hell is going on, bro?Copy !req
528. Bro?Copy !req
529. Bro, what the hell
is going on, bro?Copy !req
530. If we're going back, remember...Copy !req
531. We don't know who we can trust.Copy !req
532. If they want to mess
with my town,Copy !req
533. I'll fuck every last
one of them.Copy !req
534. Let's do this!Copy !req
535. Buckle up, buckaroos!Copy !req