1. Who was it?Copy !req
2. Somebody's about to get
their asses kicked!Copy !req
3. When I find out
who did this!Copy !req
4. P.C. Principal
is on the warpath!Copy !req
5. Run for your lives!Copy !req
6. Again?Copy !req
7. Oh, Jesus.
Now what?Copy !req
8. Who was it, huh?Copy !req
9. Somebody better fess up
right now!Copy !req
10. I'm gonna find out
who did this!Copy !req
11. Broflovski!
Was it you?Copy !req
12. Was what me, sir?Copy !req
13. I just saw a copy
of the school newspaperCopy !req
14. in which a student
used the word "retarded"Copy !req
15. to refer to our cafeteria
lunch policy.Copy !req
16. The word "retarded" does not
belong in our school!Copy !req
17. Who is in charge
of the school paper?Copy !req
18. 'Cause I'm about to break
their fucking legs!Copy !req
19. Uh, he's in charge
of the school paper.Copy !req
20. You gonna break his legs,
P.C. Principal?Copy !req
21. All right, uh, I-I guess
we haven't formally met before.Copy !req
22. Uh, the reason
I need to talk with you, Jason,Copy !req
23. is because of
a very important —Copy !req
24. It's Jimmy, actually.Copy !req
25. My name is Jimmy,
P.C. Principal.Copy !req
26. All right, Jim,
thank you.Copy !req
27. I want to talk to you today
about the use of the "R" wordCopy !req
28. in your school paper.Copy !req
29. You see, the "R" word
is very bad.Copy !req
30. - Says who?
- Says me, all right?Copy !req
31. And I know a thing or twoCopy !req
32. about the rights of people
with disabilities.Copy !req
33. When you use the "R" word
to describeCopy !req
34. the school's lunch policy,
it can hurt people's hearts.Copy !req
35. Can you understand that at all?Copy !req
36. That was an op-ed piece
in the paperCopy !req
37. written by a first graderCopy !req
38. who found the school lunch
policy to be ridiculous,Copy !req
39. and he thought "r-retarded" to
be the best word to describe it.Copy !req
40. As the editor of the paper,
I didn't think it was rightCopy !req
41. to censor the words
the student used.Copy !req
42. Okay, well, from now on,
I'm gonna need to approveCopy !req
43. the school paper before
you hand it out, okay?Copy !req
44. No.Copy !req
45. What'd you say?Copy !req
46. You're new here,
so you don't understandCopy !req
47. how seriously I take my job
as editor of the school paper.Copy !req
48. I don't allow ads,
and I don't allow anythingCopy !req
49. that might t-t-taint the truth
behind what people are thinking.Copy !req
50. I don't want people
to be afraid of wordsCopy !req
51. if it stops them
from having a dialogue.Copy !req
52. Look, I don't want
to get angry, okay?Copy !req
53. Why? Are you uncomfortable
around people with disabilities?Copy !req
54. That's okay.
Lots of people are.Copy !req
55. No, I'm not!
I am very not uncomfortable.Copy !req
56. All right, look —
unless I can approve your paper,Copy !req
57. it is not being distributed
on campus.Copy !req
58. You got that?Copy !req
59. I can't hand out
the school paper in school?Copy !req
60. Not unless it is approved by me.
Do you understand?Copy !req
61. Yep. Got it.Copy !req
62. Don't forget to read
the school paper,Copy !req
63. now delivered directly
to your door!Copy !req
64. Super School News!Copy !req
65. What is that, bro?Copy !req
66. S-S-S-S-Suck my dick,
P.C. Principal!Copy !req
67. Who does this kid think he is,
challenging me?Copy !req
68. I said one microaggression
to him, okay?Copy !req
69. One little microaggression.Copy !req
70. But that doesn't mean
I have an unconscious biasCopy !req
71. towards people
with disabilities!Copy !req
72. No way, bro.
That's wack!Copy !req
73. But why would a person
with a disability not seeCopy !req
74. that what I'm trying to do
is actually protect them?Copy !req
75. Sometimes victims of oppression
are so marginalizedCopy !req
76. that they begin to sympathize
with their oppressors.Copy !req
77. Yeah, bro.Copy !req
78. You're right.Copy !req
79. This kid just needs to be shown
he's being an Uncle Able.Copy !req
80. I can also count on my P.C.
frat brothers to have my back.Copy !req
81. Let's go, P.C.!Copy !req
82. P.C.! Whoo!Copy !req
83. Wow.Copy !req
84. Wow, this is so great.Copy !req
85. Have you ever readCopy !req
86. the elementary school
newspaper, Linda?Copy !req
87. There's no ads,
no sponsored content,Copy !req
88. no links to click on.Copy !req
89. Just news stories
about what's happening.Copy !req
90. Did you know
that the police in Shi Tpa TownCopy !req
91. beat up homeless
to clear them out?Copy !req
92. Do you know
how long its beenCopy !req
93. since I was able to just
sit back and read the news?Copy !req
94. I got so used to getting news
off the Internet,Copy !req
95. but I feel like
I'm always tryingCopy !req
96. to chase the news, somehow.Copy !req
97. It's like
I'm in a black voidCopy !req
98. trying to reach
the news story.Copy !req
99. But then
the next thing I know,Copy !req
100. I'm reading an ad
for GEICO,Copy !req
101. so I click out of that
and try to read the news story,Copy !req
102. but it's not a news story,
it's a slide show,Copy !req
103. and I'm looking
at the worstCopy !req
104. celebrity plastic-surgery
jobs ever.Copy !req
105. So, of course,
I want to see the next slideCopy !req
106. of plastic surgery gone wrong,
so I hit the arrow.Copy !req
107. But then the arrow wasn't
the arrow for the next slide,Copy !req
108. it was to take me for an ad
for face cream.Copy !req
109. Aah!Copy !req
110. I wanted
to get a news story,Copy !req
111. but I'm reading
about face cream.Copy !req
112. And I try to click out of it,
but the ad is following me.Copy !req
113. It's — It's following me
all over the screen!Copy !req
114. No!Copy !req
115. So I click
on the "close" button,Copy !req
116. but it wasn't a "close" button,
it was another slide show.Copy !req
117. And I just want to know what's
happening in the Middle East,Copy !req
118. but instead I'm looking atCopy !req
119. the top 10 scariest movies
of all time.Copy !req
120. And that's not the arrow
for the next slide,Copy !req
121. it's for another ad!Copy !req
122. Aah!Copy !req
123. But this —
This is just news.Copy !req
124. And I don't get lost
in all the bullshit.Copy !req
125. Linda.Copy !req
126. Linda!Copy !req
127. All right, Jim,
I know you've been tryingCopy !req
128. to get your head around
some of the social issuesCopy !req
129. we discussed yesterday.Copy !req
130. I'm sure you're feeling confused
and a little unsure of yourself.Copy !req
131. I'm not confused at all,
actually, P.C. Principal.Copy !req
132. Okay, well, no,
you are confused...Copy !req
133. I'm pretty sure you're the one
that's confused, but go ahead.Copy !req
134. because you don't grasp
the severity of this.Copy !req
135. And that's why I've brought inCopy !req
136. another young person
with disabilitiesCopy !req
137. to share his feelings.Copy !req
138. Thanks for coming in
to talk to us, Nathan.Copy !req
139. I like apples
and bananas.Copy !req
140. Me too, bro.
Me too.Copy !req
141. Nathan, could you tell Jimmy
how you feelCopy !req
142. when people use
the word "retarded?"Copy !req
143. It hurts my feelings
because I feel bad.Copy !req
144. Are you serious
right now?Copy !req
145. You feel bad.
Right.Copy !req
146. You feel like
that's a no-no word, right?Copy !req
147. That word makes my heart
piss its pants.Copy !req
148. Okay, wow.
That's pretty heavy.Copy !req
149. Pretty heavy, huh, Jim?Copy !req
150. Do you want to ask him
what he means by that,Copy !req
151. or are you just panderingCopy !req
152. because you're uncomfortable
around disabled people?Copy !req
153. I am not uncomfortable!Copy !req
154. I simply care
about a horrible, outdated wordCopy !req
155. that is exclusive,
ignores individuality,Copy !req
156. and equates intellectual
disability with being —Copy !req
157. and it — and it — Spot!Copy !req
158. I need a spotter! Spot me!
Somebody spot me, bro!Copy !req
159. And it's — it's part
of a derogatory hate speechCopy !req
160. which fosters isolation
and loneliness,Copy !req
161. and being part of a voice
to stop the "R" wordCopy !req
162. is not only right
but extremely important!Copy !req
163. I'm afraid of bears.Copy !req
164. Hey, Nathan.
Hold up.Copy !req
165. What were you doing
in there?Copy !req
166. What do you mean, Jimmy?
Are you mad?Copy !req
167. Come on, Nathan.Copy !req
168. You and I both knowCopy !req
169. you use the word "retarded"
400 times a day.Copy !req
170. Oh, Jimmy.Copy !req
171. So righteous, aren't you?Copy !req
172. So blind to everything
that's going on.Copy !req
173. What are you talking about?Copy !req
174. You really think all the changes
happening to this townCopy !req
175. are just coincidence?Copy !req
176. This goes so much deeper than
you can possibly imagine, Jim.Copy !req
177. Everyone's about to learn
the truth,Copy !req
178. and then
there's a war coming.Copy !req
179. A war, Jim.Copy !req
180. And I'm just gonna make sure
I'm on the right side of it.Copy !req
181. Come on, boys.
Let's get back to class.Copy !req
182. I like to smell trees!Copy !req
183. An elementary school newspaper
is making big wavesCopy !req
184. as more and more people say no
to news on the Internet.Copy !req
185. I read Super School News
'cause it don't try and fool me,Copy !req
186. and its news reports aren't
paid for by ad companies.Copy !req
187. We just feel like
this is actual news,Copy !req
188. and instead of clicking
on links, we're reading stories.Copy !req
189. I had to get away from the ads.Copy !req
190. I felt that the ads were
evolving, somehow.Copy !req
191. They started knowing what
I liked, what I was afraid of.Copy !req
192. I tried ad blockers,
but it seemed like every timeCopy !req
193. I tried to block the ads,
they just got smarter.Copy !req
194. I'm never going back
from Super School News.Copy !req
195. The young editor
of the paper claimsCopy !req
196. that since most people now watch
news reports on the Internet,Copy !req
197. they're easily distracted
or even fooled by ads,Copy !req
198. which are finding more and more
clever ways...Copy !req
199. Ooh, brutal
celebrity mug shots.Copy !req
200. to disguise them.Copy !req
201. Oh! It got me.Copy !req
202. Ad got me, Sharon.Copy !req
203. We now return live to
the 2015 presidential debates.Copy !req
204. Our next question is for you,
Mrs. Clinton.Copy !req
205. Many voters believe
that Syrian refugeesCopy !req
206. should not be allowed into our
country for security reasons.Copy !req
207. What do you think?Copy !req
208. Keeping our country safe has
become more and more difficult,Copy !req
209. but I believe there are
several things —Copy !req
210. No!
You shut the hell up!Copy !req
211. You've got a dumpy butt
and seven chins.Copy !req
212. Syrian refugees
are all terrorists!Copy !req
213. I know that our governmentCopy !req
214. needs to take
a harder look at all —Copy !req
215. Yeah, well, it's pretty hard
to look at you.Copy !req
216. We can all agree on that.Copy !req
217. She looks like a donkey took
a shit on her face.Copy !req
218. Yeah, good one, Caitlyn.Copy !req
219. See, what I know is
that there's only one wayCopy !req
220. to deal with Syrian refugees,
and that is...Copy !req
221. Fuck 'em all to death!Copy !req
222. Thank you!Copy !req
223. That was hilarious when
you called her a pizza face.Copy !req
224. It's like a Papa John's
pimple party.Copy !req
225. That was classic, Caitlyn.Copy !req
226. You're the best
running mate ever.Copy !req
227. Hello, Mr. Garrison.Copy !req
228. Oh, my God.Copy !req
229. Principal Victoria?Copy !req
230. Congratulations on the polls.Copy !req
231. We need to talk.Copy !req
232. Celebrate diversity! Whoo!Copy !req
233. Let's go, P.C.!Copy !req
234. All right, everyone.
Listen up.Copy !req
235. Tonight's a very special night
for the P.C.s.Copy !req
236. We're honored
to be throwing this eventCopy !req
237. for people with disabilities.Copy !req
238. I, for one, am sick
of how these amazing kidsCopy !req
239. are marginalized
in today's society,Copy !req
240. but tonight is about learning
and healing.Copy !req
241. So let's get to it!Copy !req
242. Hey, guys. I'm Brad.
I'm P.C. Arizona State.Copy !req
243. Nice to meet you, Brad.
Where do you —Copy !req
244. Uh, excuse me a second.
Hello, ladies.Copy !req
245. Thanks for coming
to our event.Copy !req
246. - Hi!
- Hi!Copy !req
247. We're just tired
of the wayCopy !req
248. people with disabilities
get treated.Copy !req
249. Can I get you
some alcohol?Copy !req
250. Yeah, you know, it just bugs me
when people referCopy !req
251. to persons with disabilities
as handicapped.Copy !req
252. When I hear that word,Copy !req
253. I want to fucking punch them
in the fucking face.Copy !req
254. That's so cool of you.
Wow.Copy !req
255. Yeah, to be marginalizing
persons with disabilitiesCopy !req
256. by asking them
what their handicap isCopy !req
257. is a microaggression no better
than asking a person of colorCopy !req
258. if they went to college.Copy !req
259. Wow.
You're really progressive.Copy !req
260. No other way to be.Copy !req
261. So, uh, listen, I think you're
really pretty and interesting,Copy !req
262. and I'd kind of like
to take you upstairsCopy !req
263. and totally crush
your pussy.Copy !req
264. Would that be acceptable
to you?Copy !req
265. Oh!
Well, I-l guess it would.Copy !req
266. No, I'm sorry.
I need affirmative consent.Copy !req
267. I'll need you to say,
"Yes, you may take me upstairsCopy !req
268. and crush my pussy
at this time."Copy !req
269. P.C., bro!Copy !req
270. Dude, yeah!Copy !req
271. McKenzie,
you got consent forms?Copy !req
272. Oh, yeah.
Right here, bro.Copy !req
273. Rise and shine, guys.Copy !req
274. If you scored last night,
I need your consent forms.Copy !req
275. Thank you.
Thank you.Copy !req
276. Thank you. Whoa, Barker,
did you perform cunnilingus?Copy !req
277. There's a different
release form, bro.Copy !req
278. Yeah, uh, s-sorry.
It's right here.Copy !req
279. Nice.Copy !req
280. Bro!
Oh, dude! Bro!Copy !req
281. What, bro?Copy !req
282. Dude, I scored
with this female,Copy !req
283. and after consenting to
putting her mouth on my penis,Copy !req
284. - she wanted me to walk her home.
- Yeah?Copy !req
285. And when I got to her house,Copy !req
286. she had me meet her father,
who is Filipino.Copy !req
287. So I asked him
if he could tell me aboutCopy !req
288. the cultural and social dynamic
of being a Filipino-American.Copy !req
289. Naturally.Copy !req
290. So he said some stuff,Copy !req
291. and then a newspaper lands
on his doorstep,Copy !req
292. 'cause I guess
her dad subscribesCopy !req
293. to the school newspaper,Copy !req
294. and he picked it up, and I saw
the headline said this!Copy !req
295. What the fuck
is this, bro?Copy !req
296. Bro, that little kid wrote
that our tolerant viewsCopy !req
297. and fight for social justiceCopy !req
298. is just a way for us
to crush puss!Copy !req
299. But that's not true!Copy !req
300. I know, bro!
We're being totally victimized!Copy !req
301. That little fucker, dude!Copy !req
302. Hello.Copy !req
303. You're the boy responsibleCopy !req
304. for the South Park
Super School News?Copy !req
305. T-That's right.Copy !req
306. We would like
to give you $26 million.Copy !req
307. Contracts.
And the first check.Copy !req
308. We'd love to be in business
with you.Copy !req
309. What is this for?Copy !req
310. I represent an organization
called GEICO.Copy !req
311. It's an insurance company.Copy !req
312. We think Super School News
would be a great wayCopy !req
313. for us to reach new customers.Copy !req
314. Sorry, Charlie, but I don't
allow ads in my newspaper.Copy !req
315. We've heard all about that,Copy !req
316. so we thought
you could just do someCopy !req
317. news stories
about car insurance.Copy !req
318. Just state the factsCopy !req
319. because the truth is everyone
can save by switching to GEICO.Copy !req
320. That's called
"sponsored content."Copy !req
321. I know the difference
between the news and ads.Copy !req
322. You think I'm stupid?Copy !req
323. Everyone's doing it, Jim.Copy !req
324. You're sort of
the last holdout.Copy !req
325. $26 million
just to write some news storiesCopy !req
326. that get people thinking about
their insurance coverage?Copy !req
327. S-S-S-Stick it up your ass.Copy !req
328. Hmm.Copy !req
329. Well, they said
you'd be tough.Copy !req
330. Do you really think
you can stop ads?Copy !req
331. Yes.Copy !req
332. You can try to block ads,
but they get smarter.Copy !req
333. The more we try
to shut them out,Copy !req
334. the more clever they get.Copy !req
335. There's a war coming, kid,Copy !req
336. and I'm gonna make sure
I'm on the right side of it.Copy !req
337. Officer Barbrady?Copy !req
338. Come with me
if you want to live!Copy !req
339. Come on! Come with me
if you want to live!Copy !req
340. I'm serious!Copy !req
341. Do you want to explain to me
what pussy crushing is?Copy !req
342. What?Copy !req
343. Your little meetings
you go to at nightCopy !req
344. to discuss
social justice —Copy !req
345. It's just a way
to pick up on young women?Copy !req
346. Sharon, most of the guys
in my P.C. clubCopy !req
347. are right out of college,
all right?Copy !req
348. You know
how college kids are.Copy !req
349. Who wrote this?Copy !req
350. I don't want you
going over there anymore.Copy !req
351. I don't cheat on you,
Sharon.Copy !req
352. I'm happy.Copy !req
353. Look at what's happened
to our town.Copy !req
354. We have Shi Tpa Town,Copy !req
355. boutique restaurants,
and artisan shops.Copy !req
356. We have a fucking Whole Foods.Copy !req
357. And that was all me!Copy !req
358. Diverse people
are moving here.Copy !req
359. Everyone's being aware
of how they talk.Copy !req
360. This is paradise,
Sharon!Copy !req
361. Is it?Copy !req
362. All I know
is that you've changed.Copy !req
363. Ever since you joined
this P.C. thing,Copy !req
364. you just bully peopleCopy !req
365. and wait for people
to say anything improperCopy !req
366. so that you can jump
down their throatsCopy !req
367. for whatever words
he or she used.Copy !req
368. "He or she" is an agenderphobic
microaggression, Sharon.Copy !req
369. You are a bigot.Copy !req
370. The average human can no longer
tell the differenceCopy !req
371. between the news and an ad.Copy !req
372. You seem to have
some mental abilityCopy !req
373. that allows you
to spot an ad in disguise.Copy !req
374. Does this have to do with me
calling the school principalCopy !req
375. a pussy crusher?Copy !req
376. The P.C. people
are simply being manipulated,Copy !req
377. unwittingly setting the table
for the new enemy of humanity.Copy !req
378. You mean ISIS or ninjas?Copy !req
379. Something much worse.Copy !req
380. Have you ever felt like
an ad had intelligence?Copy !req
381. That it somehow knew
what you wantedCopy !req
382. even before you knew
you wanted it?Copy !req
383. What if I were to tell youCopy !req
384. that ads have become
smarter than usCopy !req
385. and now they're manipulating
everything we do?Copy !req
386. I'd say that sounds
pretty retarded.Copy !req
387. It was our own fault.Copy !req
388. Mankind became tired of ads,Copy !req
389. so we kept inventing ways
to make things ad-free.Copy !req
390. We even created ad blockers.Copy !req
391. That's when the ads
had to adapt.Copy !req
392. They had to disguise themselves
as news in order to survive.Copy !req
393. Sponsored content?Copy !req
394. If you really can tell
the difference,Copy !req
395. then you could be the key
to saving our species, Jimmy.Copy !req
396. We'd like to run a test on you.Copy !req
397. Sponsored content.Copy !req
398. Test 17-B.Copy !req
399. Ready.Copy !req
400. Begin.Copy !req
401. That's the news.Copy !req
402. That's an ad.Copy !req
403. That's the news.Copy !req
404. That's an ad.Copy !req
405. That's the news.
That's an ad. That's an ad.Copy !req
406. That's the ne— Oh, no, wait.
That's an ad for cat food.Copy !req
407. My bad.Copy !req
408. Jesus Christ.
He's off the charts.Copy !req
409. Increase the intensity.Copy !req
410. That's the news.
That's an ad.Copy !req
411. News. Ad. Ad. Ad.Copy !req
412. Ad. Ad. News. News.
Ad. Ad. Slide show. Ad.Copy !req
413. That's a perfect score.Copy !req
414. You are a very special child,
Jimmy.Copy !req
415. I prefer "handicapped,"
actually.Copy !req
416. We have another child here
who is special, too.Copy !req
417. Do you know Leslie?Copy !req
418. All right. That's good.
Everyone get inside.Copy !req
419. Everything past here
is safe space.Copy !req
420. No reporters, no harassment.Copy !req
421. We are gonna figure
this shit out.Copy !req
422. All I know is that
I don't speak up for minoritiesCopy !req
423. so that I can crush pussy.Copy !req
424. Me neither, dude.Copy !req
425. I want social justice,
and now I'm being made fun of.Copy !req
426. Yeah, bro.Copy !req
427. They're taking
our incredibly tolerant viewsCopy !req
428. and distorting them.Copy !req
429. P.C. people are under attack.
That's what this is.Copy !req
430. Hey, yeah.Copy !req
431. Bro, we're the victims now.Copy !req
432. Like, we're being
marginalized.Copy !req
433. Like, that makes us
pretty cool.Copy !req
434. Yeah, I'll bet now we can get
a lot more puss.Copy !req
435. No, Topher!
It's not about puss, all right?Copy !req
436. The fuck's wrong with you?Copy !req
437. We're being labeled
as meatheadsCopy !req
438. who just want to crush puss
by an intolerant newspaper.Copy !req
439. Yeah, fuck that dude, bro.Copy !req
440. Yeah, and, like,
if you're gonna belittleCopy !req
441. and make fun of P.C. people
like that,Copy !req
442. then who's to say
he won't do itCopy !req
443. to other marginalized groups
like us?Copy !req
444. I mean, this kid could be
the next Hitler.Copy !req
445. And if you guys could
stop Hitler, what would you do?Copy !req
446. I'd rip that dude apart
and then go homeCopy !req
447. and totally smash
some puss, bro.Copy !req
448. - Yeah!
- Hell, yeah!Copy !req
449. - Hell, yeah, dude!
- No!Copy !req
450. You look familiar.Copy !req
451. - Don't you go to my school?
- Yes.Copy !req
452. Uh, I'm Jimmy, editor in chief
of Super School News.Copy !req
453. I'm Leslie.Copy !req
454. Nice to finally
talk to you.Copy !req
455. Did they bring you in and give
you a bunch of tests, too?Copy !req
456. Yes, they did.
Do you know who they are?Copy !req
457. I think
they're ex-newsmen —Copy !req
458. you know,
the men in suitsCopy !req
459. who used to be in charge
of the news.Copy !req
460. I thought
I recognized them.Copy !req
461. They told me
I was special.Copy !req
462. Are you special, too?Copy !req
463. I prefer "handicapped."Copy !req
464. Huh.
I like that.Copy !req
465. Principal Victoria,Copy !req
466. if everything you've said
is true,Copy !req
467. then why doesn't anyone
know about it?Copy !req
468. There are people
who know,Copy !req
469. but they have to stay
very hidden.Copy !req
470. I'm just having a hard time
swallowing all this.Copy !req
471. And between me
and this one over here,Copy !req
472. we can swallow
just about anything.Copy !req
473. Oh, God,
you're such an asshole.Copy !req
474. Mr. Garrison,
I wasn't fired.Copy !req
475. I was replaced.Copy !req
476. This goes much higher
than anyone knows.Copy !req
477. I came to this townCopy !req
478. really thinking
I could make a difference.Copy !req
479. I've been called a bigot towards
persons with disabilities.Copy !req
480. I've been called
a... pussy crusherCopy !req
481. because of the behaviorCopy !req
482. of a very few individuals
in my P.C. frat.Copy !req
483. Jimmy Valmer
is off the school newspaper.Copy !req
484. I want you to take over.Copy !req
485. Oh, boy!Copy !req
486. And I will be reviewing
your paper to make sureCopy !req
487. nobody is ever attacked
the way I was again.Copy !req
488. I think this will be
the beginningCopy !req
489. of a beautiful friendship.Copy !req
490. Jimmy almost made me
lose confidence.Copy !req
491. But I know who I am.Copy !req
492. I know what I am.Copy !req
493. Dude! Bro!Copy !req
494. Oh, bro.Copy !req
495. I went online to read
a news story about immigrantsCopy !req
496. - being discriminated against.
- Yeah.Copy !req
497. Well, and so I clicked
on the headline,Copy !req
498. but it turned out
to be an ad for Reddi-wip,Copy !req
499. so then I clicked on the
"X" button to make it go away,Copy !req
500. but then it was a link
to another ad,Copy !req
501. and when I tried
to cancel that,Copy !req
502. another window came up,
and it was this.Copy !req
503. Dude.
What the fuck, bro?Copy !req
504. What does this mean, dude?Copy !req
505. Bro!
What the fuck, bro?Copy !req
506. Do you like our school,
Jimmy?Copy !req
507. Uh, yes, Leslie.
I like our school very much.Copy !req
508. I like our school, too.Copy !req
509. I like the kids
who go there.Copy !req
510. Uh-huh.Copy !req
511. I'm starting to wonder something
about you, Leslie.Copy !req
512. I'm starting to wonder
about you.Copy !req
513. I mean, you seem like
a nice kid,Copy !req
514. but don't you feel like
you could be happier?Copy !req
515. Holy shit.Copy !req
516. What?Copy !req
517. Can you excuse me
for a moment?Copy !req
518. Okay.Copy !req
519. Well, Jimmy?
What do you think?Copy !req
520. Does she know
she's an ad?Copy !req
521. He can spot them.Copy !req
522. Does she k-know
she's an ad?Copy !req
523. What the hell
is going on, bro?Copy !req
524. Bro?Copy !req
525. Bro, what the hell
is going on, bro?Copy !req
526. If we're going back,
remember —Copy !req
527. We don't know
who we can trust.Copy !req
528. If they want to mess
with my town,Copy !req
529. I'll fuck every last
one of them.Copy !req
530. Let's do this!Copy !req
531. Buckle up, buckaroos!Copy !req