1. I'm goin' down to South Park,
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Mrph rmhmhm rm!
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- I'm... I'm good.
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I can do this manually.
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that's $37.83.
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Twitter and Yelp account
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Give me detention.
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- Yeah, I'll take the detention.
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Testaberger.
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in our country.
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and hardworking!
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It's that guy.
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I said no before.
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of a little hungry boy.
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You got to pull hard.
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Yeah, right here.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Oh, ni...
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This is so great!
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Steven SeBoomBoom,
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to give a dollar.
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the $1 club,
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when they get their piece
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a jolly good fellow
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a jolly good fello-o-o-w
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Jesus.
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And the coolest thing?
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a picture of her asshole
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She's fucking hot.
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and it isn't fair.
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who challenge the idea
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these plus-sized models.
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- Vin Diesel, too?
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and thinks I'm great
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Somebody stop him!
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Reality
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Steven Seagal.
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charity shame me today.
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went to market
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stayed home
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in "Fast and the Furious"
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What do you see?
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comments about your weight.
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other traits viewed as negative.
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created Shameless America,
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dirty line-cutter.
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I bet your vagina has a"...
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those fat rolls of"... Oh, God!
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- Aaaah!
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Keep me out, will you?
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What are you doing!
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The man is gonna get me!
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chocolate-covered almonds.
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because I'm actually hosting
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Ice-cream sandwiches.
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a lot of money.
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for the event.
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Rotisserie chicken.
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that Frank's hot sauce.
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a fundraiser dinner
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place to ask for donations.
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to give a dollar
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through college?
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anything I said?
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through college, too.
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for being so generous.
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424. You're welcome.
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425. Hey, Kyle.
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426. You want to see
what people on the Internet
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427. said about my dick pic?
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428. Everyone's pretty stoked
on it.
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429. There's more than two people
on the Internet!
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430. The man! The man,
the man, the man, the man!
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431. The man!
He's gonna get me!
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432. He follows me everywhere!
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433. Did you see the man?
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434. - Butters, what are you doing?
- He's gonna get me!
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435. Dude, Butters,
you're seeing things!
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436. Sifting through
all the horrible stuff
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437. people say on the Internet
is making you lose it.
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438. The world is darkness!
The man is coming!
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439. Dude, Butters!
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440. And what color is
the little ball
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441. the kittens
are playing with?
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442. Run for your lives,
you little fuckers!
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443. The man is coming!
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444. Butters,
listen to my voice.
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445. The man is gonna get me
if I don't stop.
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446. Then stop, dude.
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447. Butters,
all this isn't worth it.
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448. Just take
the detention, dude.
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449. Yaaaah!
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450. All right, everyone,
thanks for coming
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451. to help raise money
to stop shaming
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452. and put hamsters
through college.
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453. What'd he say?
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454. And now a woman who knows
about shaming firsthand,
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455. supermodel Gigi Hadid.
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456. All right,
everyone enjoying themselves?
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457. How's that filet mignon?
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458. - Good!
- Great!
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459. You know, we're all here
for a really important reason,
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460. because everyone...
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461. Randy!
Randy, we've got a problem.
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462. - What?
- Reality's here.
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463. He's trying to
crash the party.
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464. Reality?
Who let him in? Shit!
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465. Ooh, nice wine, huh?
What do you think of that?
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466. You know what I think
of your pretty flowers?
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467. There you go!
How do you like that?
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468. All right, buddy, let's go.
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469. - I shit on all of you!
- Seagal.
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470. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you,
fuck you, fuck you!
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471. Give me that,
you stupid bitch.
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472. What a lovely charity event.
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473. I suppose you're all feeling
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474. pretty good
about yourselves, hmm?
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475. What have you done?
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476. You've raised $300
by spending half a million
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and crystal glasses.
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478. Look at you.
Vin Dipshit.
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479. You say fat shaming is wrong,
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480. so in response
you show off your abs.
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481. You're the one fat shaming,
idiot!
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482. What's the matter
with you people?
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483. You're sad
that people are mean?
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484. Well, I'm sorry,
the world isn't
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485. one big liberal-arts
college campus!
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486. We eat too much. We take
our spoiled lives for granted.
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487. Feel a little bad about it
sometimes.
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488. No, you want to put all
your shit up on the Internet
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489. and have every single person
say, "Hooray for you! "
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490. Fuck you.
You're all pricks.
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491. And I've got news for you.
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492. While you've been sitting here
trying to feel good,
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493. the little boy
who sucked all your shit
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494. is about to die from it!
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495. What?
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496. Oh, my God.
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497. What have we done?
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I-I didn't even think...
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499. I guess
I asked too much of one kid.
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500. Listen, everybody.
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501. I think there's a way to try and
make this right for everyone.
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502. To date, Shameless America
has raised over $40,000.
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503. With that money, we are putting
more and more iPads
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505. With iPads, these people can
finally help more Americans
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on their social media.
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507. Oh, thanks, Jo Jo.
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508. I'm shame-free now,
and you can be too.
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509. For just $1 a day,
one of these beautiful children
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make your Internet a safe space.
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511. We won't rest until America
is completely shameless.
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512. The world can be brutal,
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going to continue to take steps
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a safe space forever.
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516. Are you sure
this is a good idea?
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