1. I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a timeCopy !req
2. Friendly faces everywhereCopy !req
3. Humble folks
without temptationCopy !req
4. Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behindCopy !req
5. Ample parking day or nightCopy !req
6. People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!"Copy !req
7. Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwindCopy !req
8. Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm!Copy !req
9. Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mineCopy !req
10. Now, last week
we were all remindedCopy !req
11. that intolerance still exists
in our country.Copy !req
12. It took a very special
young studentCopy !req
13. to light up social media,Copy !req
14. and we've invited him
to the White House todayCopy !req
15. to show our appreciation.Copy !req
16. Because never have there been
more tolerant, more moving wordsCopy !req
17. than Kyle Broflovski's speech
about his hero, Caitlyn Jenner.Copy !req
18. Come on up here, Kyle.Copy !req
19. You see? There!
This is why it's happening.Copy !req
20. Everyone's preaching
openness and acceptance,Copy !req
21. and so now millions
of goddamn immigrantsCopy !req
22. are coming over the border,
and nobody seems to care!Copy !req
23. But what are you gonna do?Copy !req
24. In today's world,
it's like you can't even sayCopy !req
25. anything negative
about illegal immigrants.Copy !req
26. Woo, woo, woo,
woo, woo!Copy !req
27. Did somebody over here say
"illegal immigrants"?Copy !req
28. Because the correct term
is "undocumented immigrants,"Copy !req
29. all right, bro?Copy !req
30. It's like nobody cares!Copy !req
31. And they just keep coming,Copy !req
32. crossing the border
with their dirty families,Copy !req
33. playing their stupid music.Copy !req
34. I mean, look at 'em!Copy !req
35. I'll bet not one of them
is here legally.Copy !req
36. - All right, guy!
- Hey, buddy.Copy !req
37. - Hey, buddy.
- Hey, what's going on, friend?Copy !req
38. Hey, buddy,
another Moosehead, eh?Copy !req
39. We should have put up
a goddamn wall.Copy !req
40. But wait.
There's still more.Copy !req
41. Because this country
was built on dreamers.Copy !req
42. And, Kyle, we want to make
your dreams come true.Copy !req
43. And so here is your hero,
Caitlyn Jenner.Copy !req
44. I just want to say
thank you, Kyle,Copy !req
45. for your beautiful words
of support.Copy !req
46. Now, Kyle, we got another
little surprise for you.Copy !req
47. We told you we were
flying you back home,Copy !req
48. but the truth is,Copy !req
49. you're getting a ride back
all the way with your hero.Copy !req
50. How do you like that?Copy !req
51. Buckle up, buckaroo.Copy !req
52. Okay, children,
let's take our seats.Copy !req
53. As you've probably noticed,
our government has decidedCopy !req
54. to let anyone who wants toCopy !req
55. cross the border
and screw up our country.Copy !req
56. I know you're all pissed off
as I am,Copy !req
57. so why don't we begin
today's lessonCopy !req
58. on why the once-great
empire of Rome fell to shit.Copy !req
59. Huh? Who can tell me
why Rome fell to shit?Copy !req
60. No, somebody who matters.Copy !req
61. All right, fine.
In the orange shirt.Copy !req
62. The Roman Empire, buddy,
was facing several issues, guy.Copy !req
63. As it reached
a new millennium, friend...Copy !req
64. Oh, speak in English!Copy !req
65. You see, what happened
is that these immigrantsCopy !req
66. called the Goths were welcomed
into Roman territoriesCopy !req
67. because some people
felt bad for them.Copy !req
68. And then the Goths
suddenly decidedCopy !req
69. they were being oppressed,
you see?Copy !req
70. And so then...Copy !req
71. What the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
72. It's 8:00 a.m., guy.Copy !req
73. That's it!Copy !req
74. Why don't you Canucks
go back where you came from?Copy !req
75. You really think you can refer
to an undocumented immigrantCopy !req
76. as a "Canuck"?Copy !req
77. P.C. Principal, they got up
in the middle of my lectureCopy !req
78. and started playing music.Copy !req
79. So did you forget
that at 8:00 and 11:00,Copy !req
80. all Canadians face east
and play Chuck Mangione,Copy !req
81. or did you not care to find out
about their religious customs?Copy !req
82. They... They don't
even speak English.Copy !req
83. Then you need to be teaching
in both languages from now on.Copy !req
84. Mackey, sign the faculty up for
Canadian-language night classes.Copy !req
85. What?Copy !req
86. Yes, P.C. Principal!
R-Right away! M'kay.Copy !req
87. You're on thin ice,
Garrison.Copy !req
88. Get in line,
or you'll be out of a job, bro.Copy !req
89. What are they doing now?Copy !req
90. Well, they're all eating
together and praying.Copy !req
91. And they're putting syrup
on their mac and cheese.Copy !req
92. Ugh! So weird.Copy !req
93. There's just
so many of them.Copy !req
94. You guys, I think this
whole thing is a conspiracy.Copy !req
95. - What do you mean?
- Think about what happened.Copy !req
96. America has pretty secure
borders for years.Copy !req
97. Kyle gives a big speech
about tolerance and acceptanceCopy !req
98. that goes viral.Copy !req
99. A bunch of Canadians
cross the border illegally.Copy !req
100. Kyle's brother is Canadian.Copy !req
101. What if Kyle knowingly
gave that speechCopy !req
102. to get all the illegals in?Copy !req
103. I'm sitting right here.Copy !req
104. And he's sitting right here.Copy !req
105. You really think
just my speechCopy !req
106. brought on a wave
of illegal immigration?Copy !req
107. You did kind of
go overboard, dude.Copy !req
108. What?Copy !req
109. It's just, I know you like
giving speeches and stuff,Copy !req
110. but not everything
is black and white.Copy !req
111. Yeah, I mean, it's fineCopy !req
112. you want to go preach
about Caitlyn Jenner,Copy !req
113. but you can't just make
blanket statementsCopy !req
114. about letting anyone do
whatever they want.Copy !req
115. I didn't even
want to give that speech!Copy !req
116. Yeah, yeah.
This is interesting.Copy !req
117. Have you guys read
Genesis 34?Copy !req
118. - Unh-unh.
- Well, it's intriguing.Copy !req
119. Because in Genesis 34,
the Jews actually didCopy !req
120. something similar
to what Kyle's doing now.Copy !req
121. I'm not responsible
for this.Copy !req
122. lllegal immigration
has been happening forever.Copy !req
123. But it's happening
a lot more now,Copy !req
124. after you decide to giveCopy !req
125. a big speech
about Caitlyn JennerCopy !req
126. because you want to bring down
the cultural fabric of AmericaCopy !req
127. 'cause you're a Jew.Copy !req
128. You guys, immigrants,
either legal or illegal,Copy !req
129. are always gonna find ways to
cross into richer countries...Copy !req
130. - Oh, boy. Here we go again.
- Yeah, I'm out.Copy !req
131. Yeah, sorry. I can't listen
to another one either.Copy !req
132. Happy evening, friends.Copy !req
133. My name is Mr. Stkrdknmibalz,Copy !req
134. and we are going
to learn Canadian.Copy !req
135. With a lot of practice,
you're going to findCopy !req
136. that speaking Canadian
isn't so difficult,Copy !req
137. and in fact, our alphabet
and yours are fairly similar.Copy !req
138. So why don't we begin
singing it together?Copy !req
139. A, B, C, DCopy !req
140. E, F, GuyCopy !req
141. H, I, J, KCopy !req
142. L, M, N, O, BuddyCopy !req
143. Q, R, SCopy !req
144. T, U, FriendCopy !req
145. W, X, Eh, and Pbht!Copy !req
146. These are Canadian ABCsCopy !req
147. Susie likes hairy ballsCopy !req
148. What do ya think of these?Copy !req
149. All right, now everyone.Copy !req
150. A, B, C, DCopy !req
151. E, F, GuyCopy !req
152. H, I, J, KCopy !req
153. L, M, N, O, BuddyCopy !req
154. Q, R, SCopy !req
155. T, U, FriendCopy !req
156. W, X...Copy !req
157. Where has my country gone?Copy !req
158. Where has my country gone?Copy !req
159. It was a land of opportunity
that we held dearCopy !req
160. But now all these other
assholes are comin' hereCopy !req
161. And where's my country gone?Copy !req
162. It was just here
like two seconds agoCopy !req
163. 'Cause when they said that
this was the land of the freeCopy !req
164. I'm pretty sure
that they were referring to meCopy !req
165. And my country's gone!Copy !req
166. It got upset,
and now it's wandered awayCopy !req
167. It took 43 presidents
to make us stand tallCopy !req
168. And just one black guy
to unravel it allCopy !req
169. Country gone!Copy !req
170. Please tell it
that we need her back homeCopy !req
171. There's a great big hole
in the liberty bucketCopy !req
172. 'Cause someone forgot to tell
the foreigners to suck itCopy !req
173. And now they're all
hanging out on my lawnCopy !req
174. And now they're ruining
my songCopy !req
175. Making it sound
like Chuck MangioneCopy !req
176. Where my country gone?Copy !req
177. Seems like everyone's afraid
to speak the truth around here.Copy !req
178. Well, I'm throwing my hat inCopy !req
179. and saying
I'll figure this thing out.Copy !req
180. Now, I might not understand
politics or immigration policiesCopy !req
181. or the lawCopy !req
182. or basic
ideological concepts.Copy !req
183. But damn it, I understandCopy !req
184. there's a bunch
of Canadians here,Copy !req
185. and I'm gonna do something
about it!Copy !req
186. All right, everyone,
listen up.Copy !req
187. In order
for better understanding,Copy !req
188. we have asked students
of Canadian originCopy !req
189. to introduce you
to their culture and...Copy !req
190. Hey, Leslie,
shut your fucking mouth!Copy !req
191. to introduce you
to their culture and customs.Copy !req
192. So let's give them
our undivided attentionCopy !req
193. as they take us
on a whirlwind journeyCopy !req
194. through their diverse history.Copy !req
195. We are the Hopewell
and Abenaki,Copy !req
196. first settlers
of Canadian soil, guy.Copy !req
197. We are French
and British explorers,Copy !req
198. seeking furs and goods.Copy !req
199. Yeah, and I'm Dan Rather,
and I got news for you...Copy !req
200. Nobody wants you here!Copy !req
201. Sorry, not sorry.Copy !req
202. It's time for someone
to say it like isCopy !req
203. and make our country
great again.Copy !req
204. Garrison,
what do you think you're...Copy !req
205. And I'm also not afraid
to stand up to P.C. Principal.Copy !req
206. You, sir, have a pizza face,
and you suck your mom's dick.Copy !req
207. That's it, Garrison.Copy !req
208. You are fired
from South Park Elementary.Copy !req
209. Oh, see?
And now I'm fired.Copy !req
210. That's the cold, hard truth
of immigration.Copy !req
211. Well, there's only
one immigration policyCopy !req
212. that I believe in,Copy !req
213. and that's
fuck 'em all to death!Copy !req
214. I'm just saying what everyone's
thinking here, kids.Copy !req
215. Sorry, not sorry.Copy !req
216. Dude, the Canadians
are pissed off.Copy !req
217. Can you really
blame them?Copy !req
218. What made Mr. Garrison
do that?Copy !req
219. Guys, what if this was all
exactly what Kyle planned?Copy !req
220. Get the Canadians here,
make them feel persecuted.Copy !req
221. And then what?
Uprisings, rebellion.Copy !req
222. Next thing you know,
they're sending us to campsCopy !req
223. and using us as livestock.Copy !req
224. You really think
Kyle would do that?Copy !req
225. That doesn't matter.Copy !req
226. We have to think of a way
to smooth this over fast.Copy !req
227. Yeah, we're gonna need
a symbolic union.Copy !req
228. A what?Copy !req
229. You know, what's that story
about the two sidesCopy !req
230. that were fighting,
and then a guy from one sideCopy !req
231. got with a girl
from the other side,Copy !req
232. and their love sort of
brought the groups together?Copy !req
233. "Lion King 2"?Copy !req
234. Yes, "Lion King 2."Copy !req
235. I mean, if we can get one of us
to go out with one of them,Copy !req
236. probably have sex,Copy !req
237. then it could be a symbol
of us all getting along.Copy !req
238. Yeah, it's kind of like
when the princess of one countryCopy !req
239. marries the prince
of another.Copy !req
240. Oh, come on.
This is stupid.Copy !req
241. You guys,
when two groups of peopleCopy !req
242. don't understand each other,Copy !req
243. you can't just try and defuse
the tensions...Copy !req
244. Is he seriously...
Is he seriouslyCopy !req
245. giving a speech right now?Copy !req
246. Is he seriously
giving a speech right now?Copy !req
247. This is gonna have to happen
pretty fast,Copy !req
248. so whoever's gonna do it needs
to ask a Canadian girl out soon.Copy !req
249. - 1, 2, 3, not it.
- Not it.Copy !req
250. - Mrph rm.
- Not it.Copy !req
251. - Not it.
- Not it!Copy !req
252. No, no! Not it!Copy !req
253. Oh, shit!Copy !req
254. Support is growing
for a Colorado manCopy !req
255. who claims the way to deal
with illegal immigrantsCopy !req
256. is to "fuck them
all to death."Copy !req
257. We go live to Minnesota.Copy !req
258. Tom, the political activist
is going around the countryCopy !req
259. to get support for his agenda.Copy !req
260. Mr. Garrison, you believeCopy !req
261. the immigration problem
is easy to solve.Copy !req
262. Yes.
Fuck them all to death.Copy !req
263. Let's make this country
great again.Copy !req
264. And when you say,
"Fuck them all to death,"Copy !req
265. what are you actually
suggesting be done?Copy !req
266. I'm suggesting
we round them all up,Copy !req
267. pull down their pants,
and fuck themCopy !req
268. until their spirits
leave their bodies.Copy !req
269. USA!Copy !req
270. And then after we've fucked
every last one of them to death,Copy !req
271. we build a big wall.Copy !req
272. And if anyone
comes over the wall,Copy !req
273. we fuck them to death, too!Copy !req
274. And then
we fuck to death all...Copy !req
275. Uh, Dan? Dan?Copy !req
276. We are getting word that
a wall has already been built.Copy !req
277. I-Is that right? Yes?Copy !req
278. CNN is confirming that Canada
has built a wall to keep us out.Copy !req
279. What do you mean
they built a wall?Copy !req
280. They can't build
a fucking wall!Copy !req
281. Oh, fuck them to death!Copy !req
282. Hey there!Copy !req
283. Beautiful day, isn't it?Copy !req
284. What the hell is this?Copy !req
285. Oh, this?
This is a wall.Copy !req
286. Sorry, buddy.
Nobody allowed in.Copy !req
287. Can they do that?Copy !req
288. Look, we came to speakCopy !req
289. with your government
about the...Copy !req
290. Yeah, no, sorry!
Everything past here is ours.Copy !req
291. You can't... You can't go
past... past here.Copy !req
292. We're Americans!Copy !req
293. We don't even
want to be over there!Copy !req
294. What do you think
we're gonna do?Copy !req
295. Well, you know,
we just don't want youCopy !req
296. raping our women
and stuff.Copy !req
297. That is ridiculous!Copy !req
298. All right, smart-ass,
that's just about enough...Copy !req
299. Look, there's just some really
cool shit back here,Copy !req
300. and we don't feel like
sharing it.Copy !req
301. Cool shit like what?Copy !req
302. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
303. No. What's back there?
Let me see!Copy !req
304. It's all right,
Garrison.Copy !req
305. No, God damn it!
Let me see!Copy !req
306. What about that one
in the glasses?Copy !req
307. She's kind of hot.Copy !req
308. She's not hot.Copy !req
309. She looks like a messed-up
cucumber with wieners on it!Copy !req
310. All right.
How about the lanky one there?Copy !req
311. Ooh, ooh!
What about the one in the hat?Copy !req
312. She kind of looks like
Alanis Morissette, huh?Copy !req
313. Alanis Morissette is like
80 years old or something!Copy !req
314. - Gee!
- Okay, B-Butters, relax.Copy !req
315. Well, I don't want
a Canadian girlfriend, Eric!Copy !req
316. Okay,
you just want a race war?Copy !req
317. No!Copy !req
318. The one in the white shoes
isn't that ugly.Copy !req
319. Okay, go fuck the one
in the white shoes.Copy !req
320. Okay.Copy !req
321. Hi. My name is Butters.
What's yours?Copy !req
322. I'm Charlotte.Copy !req
323. Oh, Charlotte,
I've never done this before.Copy !req
324. You think Scar's
up there?Copy !req
325. He wasn't my father,
but he's still part of me.Copy !req
326. Oh, no, Simba.
We have barely begun.Copy !req
327. We'll run away together
and... and...Copy !req
328. And start a pride
all of our own.Copy !req
329. Tom, the scene at the Canadian
border is electricCopy !req
330. as several political leaders
try and strategizeCopy !req
331. how to deal with being
shut out of Canada.Copy !req
332. If the Canadian government
wants to put up a wall,Copy !req
333. they have every right.Copy !req
334. And yet we must ask why they
thought this to be necessary.Copy !req
335. No, fuck them, and fuck you.Copy !req
336. I want to see if they have
really cool shit back there.Copy !req
337. What we need is a...Copy !req
338. No, you've got a gaping gash,
and you've got vinegary balls.Copy !req
339. The Canadians can't do this!Copy !req
340. Don't they realize that hundreds
of thousands of their peopleCopy !req
341. are over here illegally?Copy !req
342. Oh, you guys didn't put up
a wall?Copy !req
343. And you keep your
goddamn mouth shut, smart ass!Copy !req
344. I'll deal with you.Copy !req
345. I get things done,
and I'm getting back there!Copy !req
346. - Here you go.
- Thanks, Butters.Copy !req
347. I'm "sore-y" I didn't know
what ice cream was.Copy !req
348. What's "sore-y"?Copy !req
349. Well, that's what Canadians say
to express remorse.Copy !req
350. Oh.
H-Hey, that's neato.Copy !req
351. Oh.Copy !req
352. Hang on, Charlotte,
one sec.Copy !req
353. What do you want?Copy !req
354. Have you given her
the old Hot Cosby yet?Copy !req
355. No. We saw a movie,
and now we're going to the park.Copy !req
356. Butters,
we don't have time for that.Copy !req
357. I told you, you have to cut
to the chase with a Hot Cosby.Copy !req
358. If I'm gonna be with this girl,
I don't want herCopy !req
359. someday thinking
it was all super rushed.Copy !req
360. Nobody cares
about 40 years from nowCopy !req
361. when she suddenly changes
her mind, Butters.Copy !req
362. Time is of the essence!
We're all gonna die!Copy !req
363. Everything all right?Copy !req
364. Yeah, just some
work-related stuff.Copy !req
365. So, hey, I wanted to seeCopy !req
366. if you wanted come over
to my house for dinner tomorrow.Copy !req
367. Oh, boy.
Yes, I'd love to.Copy !req
368. Here we go.
Oh, God.Copy !req
369. Okay, that's... that's good.Copy !req
370. Watch the balls.Copy !req
371. Okay, all right,
give me the helmet.Copy !req
372. We'll see what they've got
behind that goddamn wall.Copy !req
373. You know what I am,
friends?Copy !req
374. I'm a doer.Copy !req
375. - Yeah!
- Yeah! That's right!Copy !req
376. Canada says we can't go
into their country,Copy !req
377. I'm going into their country!Copy !req
378. And when I do,Copy !req
379. I am fucking every last
Canadian so hard!Copy !req
380. All right, let's do this.Copy !req
381. USA! USA! USA!Copy !req
382. USA! USA!Copy !req
383. USA! USA! USA!Copy !req
384. Aah!Copy !req
385. - US...
- Aw, he's dead.Copy !req
386. So, young man,
I understandCopy !req
387. that you and my daughter
have started a romance.Copy !req
388. Well, uh...
Well, yes, sir.Copy !req
389. And I suppose you have a thing
for Canadian girls, huh?Copy !req
390. Is that it?
You've got maple fever?Copy !req
391. Eh, Daddy!Copy !req
392. I'm sorry, Charlotte,
but I get suspicious.Copy !req
393. It's bad enough we have
to live in America.Copy !req
394. Now all the boys
with maple feverCopy !req
395. are gonna want to have
at our daughter.Copy !req
396. - That's enough, Thomas.
- Wait.Copy !req
397. You don't want to be here?Copy !req
398. Why would we want
to be here?Copy !req
399. Well, you know,Copy !req
400. 'cause everything is great here,
and we have cool stuff.Copy !req
401. Canada has everything.Copy !req
402. It's the greatest country
on Earth.Copy !req
403. But, so,
then why did you leave?Copy !req
404. There were several candidates
during the Canadian elections.Copy !req
405. One of them was this brash
asshole who just spoke his mind.Copy !req
406. He didn't really offer
any solutions.Copy !req
407. He just said outrageous things.
We thought it was funny.Copy !req
408. Nobody really thought
he'd ever be president.Copy !req
409. It was a joke.Copy !req
410. But we just let the joke go on
for too long.Copy !req
411. He kept gaining momentum,Copy !req
412. and by the time
we were all ready to say,Copy !req
413. "Okay, let's get serious now.
Who should really be president?"Copy !req
414. he was already being sworn
into office.Copy !req
415. We weren't paying attention.Copy !req
416. We weren't paying attention!Copy !req
417. Geez.
How bad can a president be?Copy !req
418. If certain people want to leave
this country, then let them!Copy !req
419. You tell those pussy homos
they can suck my balls!Copy !req
420. But, Mr. President...Copy !req
421. And tell
the prime minister of ChinaCopy !req
422. that he can suck my balls!Copy !req
423. - Oh, and Johnson?
- Mr. President?Copy !req
424. Suck my balls.Copy !req
425. I'm sore-y
about my papa.Copy !req
426. He can be really emotional
sometimes.Copy !req
427. You don't got
to be sore-y.Copy !req
428. It's me
who should be sore-y.Copy !req
429. I think everyone has
the wrong ideaCopy !req
430. about your people,
Charlotte.Copy !req
431. It's okay.Copy !req
432. We just have
to give them time.Copy !req
433. I wasn't supposed
to have time.Copy !req
434. I was supposed to give you
a Hot CosbyCopy !req
435. so our species
could coexist.Copy !req
436. But now I realize you guys
don't even want to be here.Copy !req
437. Oh.Copy !req
438. So do you want to be here?
Now?Copy !req
439. There's really nowhere
I'd rather be.Copy !req
440. If it's okay with you...Copy !req
441. I'd like to try
a nice Slow Cosby instead.Copy !req
442. In Canada,
we call a Slow Cosby "love."Copy !req
443. Oh, look!Copy !req
444. A shooting star.Copy !req
445. In Canada,
we say that's good luck.Copy !req
446. So do we.Copy !req
447. Hello?Copy !req
448. Oh, God. Oh, God.
Oh, God.Copy !req
449. Hey!Copy !req
450. Where is everyone, guy?Copy !req
451. Geez.Copy !req
452. S-A-F-E-T-YCopy !req
453. Safety danceCopy !req
454. We can dance if we want toCopy !req
455. - What?
- We can leave your...Copy !req
456. Hey!Copy !req
457. How did a U.S. citizen
get past my wall?Copy !req
458. I came here to find out
where my country gone.Copy !req
459. Where your country gone?
Where my country gone?Copy !req
460. No, where my country gone,
bitch?Copy !req
461. Nobody talks to me
like that, buddy!Copy !req
462. Nobody talks to me
like that, fwiend!Copy !req
463. - Ugh! Yeah?
- Stupid asshole!Copy !req
464. - Asshole!
- This is why I built that wall!Copy !req
465. You think you can...Copy !req
466. There... There you go!
There you go!Copy !req
467. I came here
to do one thing!Copy !req
468. Hey, what the... Aah!Copy !req
469. Hey, that pokes, buddy!
Aah!Copy !req
470. Oh, my God, guy.Copy !req
471. Please! Please, I can't...
Oh! No, please!Copy !req
472. No! No!Copy !req
473. Aah! Aah! No!Copy !req
474. Oh, look at them, Thomas.Copy !req
475. I think
they really like each other.Copy !req
476. Yes, I have to admit,Copy !req
477. it seems they're actually
falling in Slow Cosby.Copy !req
478. I'll get it.Copy !req
479. Hey did you hear the news,
buddy?Copy !req
480. The Canadian president
has been fucked to death.Copy !req
481. Yes! Yes!Copy !req
482. What?
Are you sure?Copy !req
483. What is it, Thomas?Copy !req
484. Canadian president
got fucked to death, darling.Copy !req
485. Oh, my goodness!Copy !req
486. Should we go back
to Canada, then?Copy !req
487. Yes, I guess, let's go back.Copy !req
488. - See ya!
- Bye!Copy !req
489. Goodbye!
See ya later!Copy !req
490. Charlotte!Copy !req
491. I'll Skype you when I'm home,
my love!Copy !req
492. Ah, I should've done
the Hot Cosby.Copy !req
493. - You did it, Garrison!
- Thank you, Garrison!Copy !req
494. Friends,
I think I've provenCopy !req
495. that my policies work
to get things done.Copy !req
496. I know
what my true calling is,Copy !req
497. and I'm gonna keep this going
all the way to Washington.Copy !req
498. Hold on! Wait!
It wasn't me!Copy !req
499. I wasn't the one
who brought the Canadians here.Copy !req
500. It was something
just like this.Copy !req
501. Don't you see?Copy !req
502. If there's anything
we've learned,Copy !req
503. it's that we have to stopCopy !req
504. this kind
of sensationalistic politicsCopy !req
505. before the same thing
happens to us,Copy !req
506. because if we let this
kind of...Copy !req
507. this kind of...Copy !req
508. Dude.Copy !req
509. Unbelievable.Copy !req
510. All right, my friends,
I have to say goodbye nowCopy !req
511. because I'm off to Washington
with my running mate.Copy !req
512. Buckle up, buckaroo!Copy !req