1. All right, parents and students,
please take your seats.Copy !req
2. Okay, okay.Copy !req
3. Now, as you know,Copy !req
4. there was an incident
at the school last weekCopy !req
5. involving a student
referring to rapeCopy !req
6. as a "Hot Cosby."Copy !req
7. M'kay?Copy !req
8. Listen, listen!Copy !req
9. Principal Victoria
has been fired.Copy !req
10. - Whoa.
- What?Copy !req
11. - Fired?
- Sweet, dude!Copy !req
12. And a new person
has been appointedCopy !req
13. to try and make
South Park ElementaryCopy !req
14. a more progressive place
that fits in with today's times.Copy !req
15. M'kay?Copy !req
16. So, please welcome
P.C. Principal.Copy !req
17. All right, listen up.
My name is P.C. Principal.Copy !req
18. I don't know about you,
but frankly, I'm sick and tiredCopy !req
19. of how minority groups are
marginalized in today's society.Copy !req
20. I'm here because this place
is lost in a time warp!Copy !req
21. Students who still use
the word "retarded."Copy !req
22. A teacher who said
women without wombsCopy !req
23. should get an AIDS test.Copy !req
24. Oh, I was a lesbian then.Copy !req
25. A chef person of colorCopy !req
26. who the children
had sing soul songsCopy !req
27. and who the children drove
to kill himself.Copy !req
28. No, he got brainwashed
by a cult.Copy !req
29. And that's two days detention
for you, young man.Copy !req
30. - We'll see you at 4:00.
- What?Copy !req
31. Let me ask you this —
We're in Colorado, right?Copy !req
32. Where are the Hispanic kids?
Huh?Copy !req
33. Where are the ethnic
and racial minorities?Copy !req
34. Well, we have Token.
He's black.Copy !req
35. And that's two days detention
for you, Mackey.Copy !req
36. Congratulations.Copy !req
37. Wha— I got detention?Copy !req
38. I Googled South Park
before I came here,Copy !req
39. and I could not believe the shit
you are getting away with.Copy !req
40. People claiming to be advocates
of transgender rights,Copy !req
41. but really just wanting to use
the women's bathroom.Copy !req
42. A white man
who thinks he's Chinese,Copy !req
43. and built a wall
to keep out Mongolians.Copy !req
44. Ooh, I hate-a Mongolians!Copy !req
45. What the fuck is this?
Are you fucking kidding me?Copy !req
46. I'm telling you all,
this is done.Copy !req
47. Like it or not, P.C. is back,
and it's bigger than ever.Copy !req
48. Woo! Woo! Woo!
You hear that?Copy !req
49. That's the sound of 2015
pulling you over, people.Copy !req
50. Suck it.Copy !req
51. Man, I guess things are gonna
be different around here.Copy !req
52. You know what?
I think it's good.Copy !req
53. Let's face it,
this is long overdue.Copy !req
54. Did you guys hear?Copy !req
55. Cartman got
four days detentionCopy !req
56. for calling Heidi Turner
"clitty litter."Copy !req
57. Rmphm?Copy !req
58. But the thing is,
Eric isn't even fighting it.Copy !req
59. It's like he's all sad
and scared.Copy !req
60. Good!
He should be sad and scared.Copy !req
61. These things do matter.Copy !req
62. And I already feel better
to be at a schoolCopy !req
63. where we can start
to have a dialogueCopy !req
64. and talk about this stuff.Copy !req
65. Will Kyle BroflovskiCopy !req
66. report to the principal's
office immediately, m'kay?Copy !req
67. Kyle Broflovski.Copy !req
68. Did I say that all right?Copy !req
69. Uh, hi.Copy !req
70. I'm Gerald,
Kyle Broflovski's father.Copy !req
71. Have a seat.Copy !req
72. I've been talking
with your child,Copy !req
73. and we're gonna be giving him
two weeks detention.Copy !req
74. What's this about, Kyle?Copy !req
75. Your son said some things
to a fourth-grade girlCopy !req
76. that, frankly,
make me want to puke.Copy !req
77. Now that I'm principal,Copy !req
78. I'm not gonna allow anyone
at this schoolCopy !req
79. to be made feel unsafe
and harassed.Copy !req
80. W-W-What did he say?Copy !req
81. You'll have to excuse
my language.Copy !req
82. "I don't think Caitlyn Jenner
is a hero."Copy !req
83. This kind of transphobic
and bigoted hate speechCopy !req
84. isn't gonna fly here, bro!Copy !req
85. I thought we were all on boardCopy !req
86. that Caitlyn Jenner
is an amazing, beautiful womanCopy !req
87. who had the exquisite braveryCopy !req
88. of a butterfly
flying against the wind.Copy !req
89. And then this shit
comes out of people's mouths!Copy !req
90. P.C. Principal,
I-I'm sure KyleCopy !req
91. was just referring
to Bruce Jenner as a person,Copy !req
92. and not trying to say
anything against —Copy !req
93. You got a fucking problem,
bro?Copy !req
94. No.Copy !req
95. 'Cause it's not
Bruce fucking Jenner!Copy !req
96. It's Caitlyn, and she's
a fucking stunning woman!Copy !req
97. Or maybe you're the one
teaching himCopy !req
98. to demean women
in the first place.Copy !req
99. Huh? What's up?
What's fucking up, bro?Copy !req
100. Look, maybe we can
all just take —Copy !req
101. Get the fuck out of here, dude!Copy !req
102. - Aah!
- Aah!Copy !req
103. I mean, who the hell
does this guy think he is?Copy !req
104. Some college kid's gonna come in
and tell us our ways are old?Copy !req
105. Yeah.Copy !req
106. And you can't bully
our kids like that.Copy !req
107. Kyle's already got
two weeks of detention.Copy !req
108. For what?Copy !req
109. Just 'cause he said something
about Caitlyn Jenner.Copy !req
110. Oh. Caitlyn Jenner?
She's a hero.Copy !req
111. She is stunning and brave.Copy !req
112. Stunning.Copy !req
113. She is absolutely beautiful
and an inspiration.Copy !req
114. - Yep.
- Yep, that's right.Copy !req
115. What the hell
are you guys talk—Copy !req
116. Uh, we got to be careful,
Gerald.Copy !req
117. This is a college bar.Copy !req
118. Somebody here have a problem
with Caitlyn Jenner?Copy !req
119. - No.
- No?Copy !req
120. 'Cause she's a stunning,
beautiful woman,Copy !req
121. and if you want to call her
anything else,Copy !req
122. I'm ready to fucking throw down.Copy !req
123. No, no.
We're totally fine with it.Copy !req
124. Woo! Won!
Woo! Woo! Woo!Copy !req
125. "It"?Copy !req
126. Did somebody just refer
to Caitlyn Jenner as "it"?Copy !req
127. I'm P.C., bro.
I'll throw down.Copy !req
128. - Sweet! You're P.C., bro?
- Yeah, Arizona State.Copy !req
129. Sweet, bro.
I'm P.C. UMass.Copy !req
130. - Fuck yeah! Sweet, dude.
- Sweet!Copy !req
131. So, do we have
a fucking problem here?Copy !req
132. No!Copy !req
133. Caitlyn Jenner
is the bravest woman in America.Copy !req
134. Wee-oo!
Wee-oo! Wee-oo!Copy !req
135. Did someone here
just say AmericaCopy !req
136. in a way that otherizes
and demeansCopy !req
137. the people
of Latin and South America?Copy !req
138. Nice, dude.
You P.C.?Copy !req
139. Yeah, Chino Hills.Copy !req
140. You think Venezuelans
aren't Americans, brah?Copy !req
141. Yeah, you want to
make fun of me?Copy !req
142. Hey! What seems to be
the problem here, gentlemen?Copy !req
143. - Who the hell are you?
- I'm P.C. Principal.Copy !req
144. Oh, nice.
We're all P.C., too.Copy !req
145. No way!
There's more P.C. bros here?Copy !req
146. Yeah, dude.
Ohio State.Copy !req
147. Sweet, bros!
Texas A&M.Copy !req
148. Bro, I had no idea there
were like-minded individualsCopy !req
149. in this town
who defended social minorities.Copy !req
150. - We should all hang out!
- We should totally hang out!Copy !req
151. We should all
get a house togetherCopy !req
152. and unite our tolerant views.Copy !req
153. - Fucking do it, dude!
- Fuck yeah!Copy !req
154. Whoo! No problematic language
here, bro!Copy !req
155. Whoo!Copy !req
156. Well, looks like things
are getting all P.C. again.Copy !req
157. Fuck yeah, bro!Copy !req
158. Well, how long do you think
this will last?Copy !req
159. Lasted about six years
last time.Copy !req
160. We got at least
5.9 years to go.Copy !req
161. Uh, hey, Cartman.
What's going on?Copy !req
162. Aren't you going
to, uh, you know,Copy !req
163. go do something
about this new principal?Copy !req
164. I've already got
four days of detention.Copy !req
165. I don't want any more.Copy !req
166. I'm gonna start
following the rules.Copy !req
167. But this isn't you, Cartman!Copy !req
168. Yeah, where's the Eric Cartman
we know?Copy !req
169. The Eric Cartman we know
breaks the rules,Copy !req
170. and he gets away with it,
just like his hero.Copy !req
171. Come on.
Who's your hero, Cartman?Copy !req
172. Tom Brady.Copy !req
173. Right.Copy !req
174. And what does Tom Brady do
after breaking the rules?Copy !req
175. - Deny and subvert.
- Yeah!Copy !req
176. Yeah, what —
what would Tom Brady sayCopy !req
177. if he got caught shoplifting?Copy !req
178. "Everybody shoplifts.
Why are you coming down on me?"Copy !req
179. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
180. You're Tom Brady, Cartman.Copy !req
181. And that new principal in there
is the football commissionerCopy !req
182. trying to dictate
his punishment to you.Copy !req
183. And what happens
when an invulnerable cheaterCopy !req
184. comes up against
an elitist corporate dictator?Copy !req
185. A perfect storm of hypocrisy
that everyone in the countryCopy !req
186. has to deal with
for months on end.Copy !req
187. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
188. You're right, guys.
I'm gonna Tom Brady this thing.Copy !req
189. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
190. I'm gonna say —
I'm gonna say,Copy !req
191. "You're not giving me
four days of detention.Copy !req
192. You're only giving me one!"Copy !req
193. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
194. No!
No, to hell with that!Copy !req
195. You're giving me
no days detention!Copy !req
196. And then I'm gonna go home
and fuck my hot wife,Copy !req
197. who's not even that hot,
kind of looks like a dude!Copy !req
198. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
199. Thanks, guys.Copy !req
200. I almost forgot the lessons
that football has taught us all.Copy !req
201. I can get around
these pesky rules.Copy !req
202. Butters, I'm going to need
your underwear.Copy !req
203. Okay!Copy !req
204. Cool.
I think we did it.Copy !req
205. Oh, P.C. Principal.
How are you today?Copy !req
206. What are you doing
in the faculty bathroom?Copy !req
207. You know,
I think you and ICopy !req
208. got off on the wrong foot
the other day.Copy !req
209. By all means, please,
keep your dick out.Copy !req
210. You see, I'm not going to accept
four days of detention,Copy !req
211. and you're going
to apologize publiclyCopy !req
212. for being so strict to me
and my friends at school.Copy !req
213. What the fuck
are you talking about?Copy !req
214. It's just a request, that's all.
See you around.Copy !req
215. Oh, you seem to have dropped
something, P.C. Principal.Copy !req
216. What's this?Copy !req
217. Why, this is
a little boy's underwear.Copy !req
218. Why, this is
Butters' underwear.Copy !req
219. What?Copy !req
220. P.C. Principal,
you have Butters' underwear?Copy !req
221. And now...Copy !req
222. Oh, my gosh,
it's got your DNA all over it.Copy !req
223. This certainly
doesn't look good for you.Copy !req
224. I don't need to tell anyone
about this.Copy !req
225. No, I think we have
an understanding.Copy !req
226. Capiche?Copy !req
227. What did you just say?Copy !req
228. You mean about
keeping your dick out?Copy !req
229. "Capiche"?Copy !req
230. You're associating
Italian-AmericansCopy !req
231. to intimidation tactics?Copy !req
232. You better watch
your microaggressions, bro.Copy !req
233. O-kay.Copy !req
234. Look, you don't
want to end upCopy !req
235. like the spokesman for Subway,
do you?Copy !req
236. Did you just use a termCopy !req
237. that excludes women
from an occupation?Copy !req
238. Okay, let's back up.
Aah!Copy !req
239. Did you just say spokesman
instead of spokespersonCopy !req
240. when women
are just as capableCopy !req
241. of selling sandwiches
as anyone?Copy !req
242. Are you purposely
trying to use wordsCopy !req
243. that assert
your male privilege?Copy !req
244. No, I'm sorry!Copy !req
245. I was just trying to frame you
for raping Butters!Copy !req
246. Do you think Italian-Americans
and women are less important?Copy !req
247. Oh, God!Copy !req
248. You dare to use words
that alienateCopy !req
249. two communities of people
who have to dealCopy !req
250. with verbal biases like yours
on a daily basis?Copy !req
251. Can I speak
with P.C. Principal, please?Copy !req
252. Oh, yeah.
We got another one, guys!Copy !req
253. All right!
Bring him in, bro!Copy !req
254. Get ready!
Whoo!Copy !req
255. Wait, what?Copy !req
256. Hey, no, I-I don't...Copy !req
257. All the pledges,
take a shot!Copy !req
258. All right, pledgies.Copy !req
259. We're excited
you want to try and be P.C.Copy !req
260. We hope
you've got what it takesCopy !req
261. to join the most socially active
group in America.Copy !req
262. - Whoo!
- Whoo!Copy !req
263. You know, there's still
some people out there that say,Copy !req
264. "What does being P.C.
really mean?"Copy !req
265. Well, I'll tell you
what it means.Copy !req
266. It means you love nothing more
than beer, working out,Copy !req
267. and that feeling you get
when you rhetorically defendCopy !req
268. a marginalized community
from systems of oppression.Copy !req
269. - Whoo!
- Yeah!Copy !req
270. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
271. - Whoo-hoo!
- Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
272. Whoo!Copy !req
273. - Whoo-hoo!
- Let's go! Yeah!Copy !req
274. You got home
pretty late last night.Copy !req
275. 6:00 a.m.?Copy !req
276. I've joined
a social-awareness group.Copy !req
277. It's a coalition that
discourages the use ofCopy !req
278. Words that have negative
or offensive connotations,Copy !req
279. to grant respectCopy !req
280. to people who are victims
of unfair stereotypes.Copy !req
281. You got in at 6:00,
and now you're missing work.Copy !req
282. We've been getting away
with horrible things, Sharon.Copy !req
283. Having laughs at less
privileged peopleCopy !req
284. and thinking it was harmless.Copy !req
285. Our group is... trying to be
a civilizing influence,Copy !req
286. where we discuss
and have meetingsCopy !req
287. to better define
and reinforce toleranceCopy !req
288. and acceptance
of all groups of people.Copy !req
289. Hmm.Copy !req
290. And do they have booze
at these meetings?Copy !req
291. Uh, they serve refreshments,
yes.Copy !req
292. Cartman?Copy !req
293. We can't beat him,
you guys.Copy !req
294. P.C. Principal
is too strong.Copy !req
295. What do we do now?Copy !req
296. There's nothing left to do.Copy !req
297. I'm going to admit
I did something wrong,Copy !req
298. take my punishment,
and move on.Copy !req
299. I'm not Tom Brady.Copy !req
300. Oh, no!Copy !req
301. Dude, if we all tell the police
what the principal did,Copy !req
302. he'll be fired.Copy !req
303. Yeah!Copy !req
304. - No way.
- Why?Copy !req
305. Because P.C. Principal
is right, Kyle.Copy !req
306. You and I are bigots.Copy !req
307. And it's time for us
to grow up.Copy !req
308. No, you're a bigot.Copy !req
309. If I can face my prejudice,
why can't you?Copy !req
310. We're two privileged,
straight white boysCopy !req
311. who have their laughsCopy !req
312. about things
we never had to deal with.Copy !req
313. I'm not going to apologizeCopy !req
314. for saying Caitlyn Jenner
isn't a hero.Copy !req
315. In fact, personally,Copy !req
316. I think she's most likely
not a very good person.Copy !req
317. Aah-aah!Copy !req
318. Kyle, believe me,
I know the struggle with hatred.Copy !req
319. Let's make ourselves
better people... together.Copy !req
320. Come on, fat-ass.Copy !req
321. No more fat shaming, Kyle.
Let's start a new chapter.Copy !req
322. So you're never gonna call me
a dirty Jew again?Copy !req
323. No.Copy !req
324. I'm going to call you...
my friend.Copy !req
325. Oh, fuck you.Copy !req
326. I guess we never realized
how bad he really was.Copy !req
327. All right, pledges, listen up.Copy !req
328. Congratulations on making it
to the final cuts.Copy !req
329. - Whoo!
- Yeah!Copy !req
330. - Dude, let's go!
- Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
331. Now it's time
for the final test.Copy !req
332. So what you're gonna have to do
to prove you belong with P.C.Copy !req
333. is go out there
and check someone's privilege.Copy !req
334. - Finally!
- Yes!Copy !req
335. I'm sorry,
I don't know what that is.Copy !req
336. Topher, can you explain
check your privilege, please?Copy !req
337. It's getting someone
to acknowledgeCopy !req
338. their own inherent privileges,Copy !req
339. and reminding them
to put them asideCopy !req
340. in order to better understand
another human's plight.Copy !req
341. You see,
there's still people out thereCopy !req
342. like Brett fucking Favre,Copy !req
343. who think
that when we all stand upCopy !req
344. and applaud Caitlyn Jenner
at the ESPY Awards,Copy !req
345. he can get away with
one of these bullshit claps.Copy !req
346. It's called clapping, Favre!Copy !req
347. What the fuck are you doing?
You washing your hands?Copy !req
348. You're either on board
or you're not, bro.Copy !req
349. Now, if he's gonna bring shame
on someone,Copy !req
350. then he can have
his privilege checked,Copy !req
351. and have a little shame
brought down on him!Copy !req
352. You want me to shame
Brett Favre?Copy !req
353. No.Copy !req
354. 'Cause there's somebody
even worse now.Copy !req
355. Aah!Copy !req
356. What the fuck, dude?
What the fuck?Copy !req
357. I may be down,
but I'm not out.Copy !req
358. Tom Brady's never out.Copy !req
359. You broke
the rules!Copy !req
360. Fuck you I broke the rules.
You're breaking the rules.Copy !req
361. Fuck you.
You broke the rules.Copy !req
362. You broke the rules how you
found out I broke the rules.Copy !req
363. Yeah,
you broke the rules!Copy !req
364. I'm the commissioner. I can
break the rules 'cause you guysCopy !req
365. broke the rules before,
but I didn't bust you enough.Copy !req
366. Just 'cause you didn't
bust us enoughCopy !req
367. for breaking the rules,
that doesn't meanCopy !req
368. you can break the rules
busting us now.Copy !req
369. Fuck both you guys.
I can do whatever I want.Copy !req
370. I'm breaking the rules.Copy !req
371. Fuck you, I'm Tom Brady!Copy !req
372. Fuck you, I'm the commissioner.
I'll make up new rules.Copy !req
373. Fuck your rules!Copy !req
374. Fuck you guys.
You're always fucking rules.Copy !req
375. Fuck all the rules!
Rules, rules...Copy !req
376. Aah! Butters!Copy !req
377. I'm here, Eric.Copy !req
378. Oh, Butters.Copy !req
379. I've lived
such a horrible life,Copy !req
380. always doing whatever I wantCopy !req
381. and claiming it
to be for integrity.Copy !req
382. - Butters?
- Yes, Eric?Copy !req
383. I'm never going back
to the person I was.Copy !req
384. I swear to God.Copy !req
385. From now on,
the world is going to knowCopy !req
386. a new and better
Eric Cartman.Copy !req
387. Will you please tell your dad
to leave me alone?Copy !req
388. Dude, what happened?Copy !req
389. Your dad was on my lawn
yelling at me all night,Copy !req
390. and after I finally
fell asleep,Copy !req
391. I woke up Saran-wrapped
to a treeCopy !req
392. with penises on my face.Copy !req
393. And this.Copy !req
394. Hang on.Copy !req
395. Dad, did you draw dicks
on my friend's face?Copy !req
396. Did I check his privilege?
Yes.Copy !req
397. I had some refreshments,Copy !req
398. and I checked
your friend's privilege.Copy !req
399. That's my best friend, Dad.Copy !req
400. Stop shaming him
because you want to fit in.Copy !req
401. Stan, straight white males
in a capitalistic societyCopy !req
402. have little... understanding
of victimizationCopy !req
403. compared to injustices...
against underprivileged.Copy !req
404. Dicks on your face
is a very first-world problem.Copy !req
405. Shit!Copy !req
406. Look, Kyle,
maybe you should just sayCopy !req
407. Caitlyn Jenner
is a hero.Copy !req
408. I didn't even say
she wasn't a hero!Copy !req
409. I just said
she isn't a hero to me!Copy !req
410. I didn't like Bruce Jenner
as a personCopy !req
411. when he was
on "The Kardashians,"Copy !req
412. and I don't suddenly
like him now.Copy !req
413. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!Copy !req
414. Her.Copy !req
415. Her! Yes!Copy !req
416. Oh, it's no use, Butters.Copy !req
417. I want to get out thereCopy !req
418. and start making
positive changes,Copy !req
419. but I can barely even walk.Copy !req
420. How is everybody doing?Copy !req
421. Well, they're fine.Copy !req
422. Everyone's just kind of
keeping their mouths shut.Copy !req
423. It's kind of nice.Copy !req
424. So the P.C. guys
are leaving people alone.Copy !req
425. Well, except for...Copy !req
426. Who?Copy !req
427. Well — Well, now they've made
Kyle their main target.Copy !req
428. Kyle?Copy !req
429. My friend Kyle?Copy !req
430. Eric, what are you doing?Copy !req
431. I don't have a choice.Copy !req
432. I have to take
these P.C. people out.Copy !req
433. Oh, but I thought
you agreed with them.Copy !req
434. I do,
but I have to help KyleCopy !req
435. even if I don't agree with
his hateful, bigoted thoughts.Copy !req
436. Kyle's view may be warped.Copy !req
437. I personally think
Caitlyn JennerCopy !req
438. is a stunning hero.Copy !req
439. But that doesn't mean
I'll stand byCopy !req
440. while Kyle's intolerance
is dealt with violently.Copy !req
441. We're going to war with these
P.C. people once and for all.Copy !req
442. Butters, I'm going to need
200 pregnant Mexican womenCopy !req
443. and some taco launchers.Copy !req
444. Well, okay!Copy !req
445. Social justice!
One, two, three! Woo, woo!Copy !req
446. I want to be P.C.!
Woo, woo!Copy !req
447. It's just the way to be for me!Copy !req
448. And you!
Woo, woo!Copy !req
449. Your hateful slurs are through!
Woo, woo!Copy !req
450. I call "woo, woo" on you!Copy !req
451. Woo, woo! We'll fight until
you're P.C. black and blue!Copy !req
452. Woo, woo!Copy !req
453. We are language police
fighting bigotry!Copy !req
454. Hurtful words
can suck our turds,Copy !req
455. 'cause it's P.C. for me!Copy !req
456. - And you!
- Woo, woo!Copy !req
457. - Yeah!
- Fuck yeah, bro!Copy !req
458. - Fuck yeah!
- Fuck yeah! P.C., bro!Copy !req
459. All right.Copy !req
460. Send in the pregnant
Mexican women.Copy !req
461. Oh, oh! Oh!Copy !req
462. Fuck, bro!Copy !req
463. Fire the taco launchers!Copy !req
464. Syrian refugee children,
flank from the left!Copy !req
465. Dude, what is this, bro?Copy !req
466. I don't know, bro!Copy !req
467. The Syrian refugee children
are in.Copy !req
468. Send in Jared!Copy !req
469. What in the world
is going on?Copy !req
470. All right, good.Copy !req
471. The pregnant Mexican women
are falling asleep on the tacos.Copy !req
472. Jared needs backup.
Send in the Chinese drivers.Copy !req
473. Aaah!Copy !req
474. All right, the Syrian refugeesCopy !req
475. are trying to protect
their children.Copy !req
476. Oh, fuck, there's Kyle.Copy !req
477. What the fuck
are you doing, Kyle?Copy !req
478. Enough!Copy !req
479. Stop!Copy !req
480. Everyone stop!Copy !req
481. This is so wrong!
I can't let it continue.Copy !req
482. This is not ever
what I intended.Copy !req
483. I just want to say...Copy !req
484. Caitlyn Jenner is a hero.Copy !req
485. There's no other way to say it.Copy !req
486. What she did took bravery,
and she is absolutely stunning.Copy !req
487. Whoo-hoo.Copy !req
488. Ow, hot!Copy !req
489. Hot, hot! Hot, hot!Copy !req
490. Ahh.Copy !req
491. Got to hand it to you,
Marsh.Copy !req
492. You really checked
that little boy's privilege.Copy !req
493. Using those Syrian refugees
was genius, bro.Copy !req
494. Yeah. I would've never thought
to use offensive imageryCopy !req
495. and outrageous stereotypesCopy !req
496. to provoke someone
to open their eyes.Copy !req
497. So, I'm P.C. now?Copy !req
498. You're not only P.C.,
you've actually changed my P.C.Copy !req
499. Congrats.
Here's your Oakleys.Copy !req
500. Oh, wow, Oakleys!Copy !req
501. Oh, yeah, bro.
These are sweet.Copy !req
502. So I guess P.C. Principal
is here to stay, huh?Copy !req
503. Yes.Copy !req
504. But at least
we showed himCopy !req
505. that sometimes joking
about un-P.C. thingsCopy !req
506. can actually be importantCopy !req
507. because it starts
a dialogue.Copy !req
508. What's wrong, Kyle?Copy !req
509. You have your cake.
Eat it, too.Copy !req
510. It just seems to me
like we all lost in this,Copy !req
511. and that the only person
who won was you.Copy !req
512. Hmm.Copy !req
513. And who does that
remind you of, Kyle?Copy !req
514. Now, if you don't mind,Copy !req
515. I'm gonna go home
and fuck my hot wife.Copy !req
516. Who kind of looks like
a dude.Copy !req