1. I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a timeCopy !req
2. Friendly faces everywhereCopy !req
3. Humble folks
without temptationCopy !req
4. Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behindCopy !req
5. Ample parking day or nightCopy !req
6. People spouting...
Howdy, neighbor!Copy !req
7. Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwindCopy !req
8. Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mineCopy !req
9. All right, parents and students,
please take your seats.Copy !req
10. Okay, okay.Copy !req
11. Now, as you know,Copy !req
12. there was an incident
at the school last weekCopy !req
13. involving a student
referring to rapeCopy !req
14. as a Hot Cosby.Copy !req
15. M'kay?Copy !req
16. Listen, listen!Copy !req
17. Principal Victoria
has been fired.Copy !req
18. What?Copy !req
19. - Fired?
- Sweet, dude!Copy !req
20. And a new person
has been appointedCopy !req
21. to try and make
South Park ElementaryCopy !req
22. a more progressive place
that fits in with today's times.Copy !req
23. M'kay?Copy !req
24. So, please welcome
P.C. Principal.Copy !req
25. All right, listen up.
My name is P.C. Principal.Copy !req
26. I don't know about you,
but frankly, I'm sick and tiredCopy !req
27. of how minority groups are
marginalized in today's society.Copy !req
28. I'm here because this place
is lost in a time warp!Copy !req
29. Students who still use
the word retarded.Copy !req
30. A teacher who said
women without wombsCopy !req
31. should get an AIDS test.Copy !req
32. Oh, I was a lesbian then.Copy !req
33. A chef person of colorCopy !req
34. who the children
had sing soul songsCopy !req
35. and who the children drove
to kill himself.Copy !req
36. No, he got brainwashed
by a cult.Copy !req
37. And that's two days detention
for you, young man.Copy !req
38. - We'll see you at 4:00.
- What?Copy !req
39. Let me ask you this...
We're in Colorado, right?Copy !req
40. Where are the Hispanic kids?Copy !req
41. Where are the ethnic
and racial minorities?Copy !req
42. Well, we have Token. He's black.Copy !req
43. And that's two days detention
for you, Mackey.Copy !req
44. Congratulations.Copy !req
45. Wha... I got detention?Copy !req
46. I googled South Park
before I came here,Copy !req
47. and I could not believe the shit
you are getting away with.Copy !req
48. People claiming to be advocates
of transgender rights,Copy !req
49. but really just wanting to use
the women's bathroom.Copy !req
50. A white man
who thinks he's Chinese,Copy !req
51. and built a wall
to keep out Mongolians.Copy !req
52. Ooh, I hate-a Mongolians!Copy !req
53. What the fuck is this?
Are you fucking kidding me?Copy !req
54. I'm telling you all,
this is done.Copy !req
55. Like it or not, P.C. is back,
and it's bigger than ever.Copy !req
56. Woo! Woo! Woo! You hear that?Copy !req
57. That's the sound of 2015
pulling you over, people.Copy !req
58. Suck it.Copy !req
59. Man, I guess things are gonna
be different around here.Copy !req
60. You know what?
I think it's good.Copy !req
61. Let's face it,
this is long overdue.Copy !req
62. Did you guys hear?Copy !req
63. Cartman got four days detentionCopy !req
64. for calling Heidi Turner
clitty litter.Copy !req
65. But the thing is,
Eric isn't even fighting it.Copy !req
66. It's like he's all sad
and scared.Copy !req
67. Good!
He should be sad and scared.Copy !req
68. These things do matter.Copy !req
69. And I already feel better
to be at a schoolCopy !req
70. where we can start
to have a dialogueCopy !req
71. and talk about this stuff.Copy !req
72. Will Kyle BroflovskiCopy !req
73. report to the principal's
office immediately, m'kay?Copy !req
74. Kyle Broflovski.Copy !req
75. Did I say that all right?Copy !req
76. Hi.Copy !req
77. I'm Gerald,
Kyle Broflovski's father.Copy !req
78. Have a seat.Copy !req
79. I've been talking
with your child,Copy !req
80. and we're gonna be giving him
two weeks detention.Copy !req
81. What's this about, Kyle?Copy !req
82. Your son said some things
to a fourth-grade girlCopy !req
83. that, frankly,
make me want to puke.Copy !req
84. Now that I'm principal,Copy !req
85. I'm not gonna allow anyone
at this schoolCopy !req
86. to be made feel unsafe
and harassed.Copy !req
87. What did he say?Copy !req
88. You'll have to excuse
my language.Copy !req
89. I don't think Caitlyn Jenner
is a hero.Copy !req
90. This kind of transphobic
and bigoted hate speechCopy !req
91. isn't gonna fly here, bro!Copy !req
92. I thought we were all on boardCopy !req
93. that Caitlyn Jenner
is an amazing, beautiful womanCopy !req
94. who had the exquisite braveryCopy !req
95. of a butterfly
flying against the wind.Copy !req
96. And then this shit
comes out of people's mouths!Copy !req
97. P.C. Principal, I'm sure KyleCopy !req
98. was just referring
to Bruce Jenner as a person,Copy !req
99. and not trying to say
anything against...Copy !req
100. You got a fucking problem, bro?Copy !req
101. No.Copy !req
102. 'Cause it's not
Bruce fucking Jenner!Copy !req
103. It's Caitlyn, and she's
a fucking stunning woman!Copy !req
104. Or maybe you're the one
teaching himCopy !req
105. to demean women
in the first place.Copy !req
106. Huh? What's up?
What's fucking up, bro?Copy !req
107. Look, maybe we can
all just take...Copy !req
108. Get the fuck out of here, dude!Copy !req
109. I mean, who the hell
does this guy think he is?Copy !req
110. Some college kid's gonna come in
and tell us our ways are old?Copy !req
111. Yeah.Copy !req
112. And you can't bully
our kids like that.Copy !req
113. Kyle's already got
two weeks of detention.Copy !req
114. For what?Copy !req
115. Just 'cause he said something
about Caitlyn Jenner.Copy !req
116. Oh, Caitlyn Jenner?
She's a hero.Copy !req
117. She is stunning and brave.Copy !req
118. Stunning.Copy !req
119. She is absolutely beautiful
and an inspiration.Copy !req
120. - Yep.
- Yep, that's right.Copy !req
121. What the hell
are you guys talk...Copy !req
122. We got to be careful,
Gerald.Copy !req
123. This is a college bar.Copy !req
124. Somebody here have a problem
with Caitlyn Jenner?Copy !req
125. - No.
- No?Copy !req
126. 'Cause she's a stunning,
beautiful woman,Copy !req
127. and if you want to call her
anything else,Copy !req
128. I'm ready to fucking throw down.Copy !req
129. No, no.
We're totally fine with it.Copy !req
130. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!Copy !req
131. It?Copy !req
132. Did somebody just refer
to Caitlyn Jenner as it?Copy !req
133. I'm P.C., bro. I'll throw down.Copy !req
134. - Sweet! You're P.C., bro?
- Yeah, Arizona State.Copy !req
135. Sweet, bro. I'm P.C. UMass.Copy !req
136. - Fuck yeah! Sweet, dude.
- Sweet!Copy !req
137. So, do we have
a fucking problem here?Copy !req
138. No!Copy !req
139. Caitlyn Jenner
is the bravest woman in America.Copy !req
140. Wee-oo! Wee-oo! Wee-oo!Copy !req
141. Did someone here
just say AmericaCopy !req
142. in a way that otherizes
and demeansCopy !req
143. the people
of Latin and South America?Copy !req
144. Nice, dude. You P.C.?Copy !req
145. Yeah, Chino Hills.Copy !req
146. You think Venezuelans
aren't Americans, brah?Copy !req
147. Yeah, you want to
make fun of me?Copy !req
148. Hey! What seems to be
the problem here, gentlemen?Copy !req
149. - Who the hell are you?
- I'm P.C. Principal.Copy !req
150. Oh, nice. We're all P.C. too.Copy !req
151. No way!
There's more P.C. bros here?Copy !req
152. Yeah, dude. Ohio State.Copy !req
153. Sweet, bros! Texas A&M.Copy !req
154. Bro, I had no idea there
were like-minded individualsCopy !req
155. in this town
who defended social minorities.Copy !req
156. - We should all hang out!
- We should totally hang out!Copy !req
157. We should all
get a house togetherCopy !req
158. and unite our tolerant views.Copy !req
159. - Fucking do it, dude!
- Fuck yeah!Copy !req
160. No problematic language
here, bro!Copy !req
161. Well, looks like things
are getting all P.C. again.Copy !req
162. Fuck yeah, bro! P.C.!Copy !req
163. Well, how long do you think
this will last?Copy !req
164. Lasted about six years
last time.Copy !req
165. We got at least 5.9 years to go.Copy !req
166. Hey, Cartman.
What's going on?Copy !req
167. Aren't you going
to, you know,Copy !req
168. go do something
about this new principal?Copy !req
169. I've already got
four days of detention.Copy !req
170. I don't want any more.Copy !req
171. I'm gonna start
following the rules.Copy !req
172. But this isn't you, Cartman!Copy !req
173. Yeah, where's the Eric Cartman
we know?Copy !req
174. The Eric Cartman we know
breaks the rules,Copy !req
175. and he gets away with it,
just like his hero.Copy !req
176. Come on.
Who's your hero, Cartman?Copy !req
177. Tom Brady.Copy !req
178. Right.Copy !req
179. And what does Tom Brady do
after breaking the rules?Copy !req
180. - Deny and subvert.
- Yeah!Copy !req
181. Yeah, what...
What would Tom Brady sayCopy !req
182. if he got caught shoplifting?Copy !req
183. Everybody shoplifts.
Why are you coming down on me?Copy !req
184. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
185. You're Tom Brady, Cartman.Copy !req
186. And that new principal in there
is the football commissionerCopy !req
187. trying to dictate
his punishment to you.Copy !req
188. And what happens
when an invulnerable cheaterCopy !req
189. comes up against
an elitist corporate dictator?Copy !req
190. A perfect storm of hypocrisy
that everyone in the countryCopy !req
191. has to deal with
for months on end.Copy !req
192. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
193. You're right, guys.
I'm gonna Tom Brady this thing.Copy !req
194. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
195. I'm gonna say... I'm gonna say,Copy !req
196. You're not giving me
four days of detention.Copy !req
197. You're only giving me one!Copy !req
198. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
199. No! No, to hell with that!Copy !req
200. You're giving me
no days detention!Copy !req
201. And then I'm gonna go home
and fuck my hot wife,Copy !req
202. who's not even that hot,
kind of looks like a dude!Copy !req
203. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
204. Thanks, guys.Copy !req
205. I almost forgot the lessons
that football has taught us all.Copy !req
206. I can get around
these pesky rules.Copy !req
207. Butters, I'm going to need
your underwear.Copy !req
208. Okay!Copy !req
209. Cool. I think we did it.Copy !req
210. Oh, P.C. Principal.
How are you today?Copy !req
211. What are you doing
in the faculty bathroom?Copy !req
212. You know, I think you and ICopy !req
213. got off on the wrong foot
the other day.Copy !req
214. By all means, please,
keep your dick out.Copy !req
215. You see, I'm not going to accept
four days of detention,Copy !req
216. and you're going
to apologize publiclyCopy !req
217. for being so strict to me
and my friends at school.Copy !req
218. What the fuck
are you talking about?Copy !req
219. It's just a request, that's all.
See you around.Copy !req
220. Oh, you seem to have dropped
something, P.C. Principal.Copy !req
221. What's this?Copy !req
222. Why, this is
a little boy's underwear.Copy !req
223. Why, this is Butters' underwear.Copy !req
224. What?Copy !req
225. P.C. Principal,
you have Butters' underwear?Copy !req
226. And now...Copy !req
227. Oh, my gosh,
it's got your DNA all over it.Copy !req
228. This certainly
doesn't look good for you.Copy !req
229. I don't need to tell anyone
about this.Copy !req
230. No, I think we have
an understanding.Copy !req
231. Capiche?Copy !req
232. What did you just say?Copy !req
233. You mean about
keeping your dick out?Copy !req
234. Capiche?Copy !req
235. You're associating
Italian-AmericansCopy !req
236. to intimidation tactics?Copy !req
237. You better watch
your microaggressions, bro.Copy !req
238. Okay.Copy !req
239. Look, you don't want to end upCopy !req
240. like the spokesman for Subway,
do you?Copy !req
241. Did you just use a termCopy !req
242. that excludes women
from an occupation?Copy !req
243. Okay, let's back up.Copy !req
244. Did you just say spokesman
instead of spokespersonCopy !req
245. when women are just as capableCopy !req
246. of selling sandwiches
as anyone?Copy !req
247. Are you purposely
trying to use wordsCopy !req
248. that assert
your male privilege?Copy !req
249. No, I'm sorry!Copy !req
250. I was just trying to frame you
for raping Butters!Copy !req
251. Do you think Italian-Americans
and women are less important?Copy !req
252. Oh, God!Copy !req
253. You dare to use words
that alienateCopy !req
254. two communities of people
who have to dealCopy !req
255. with verbal biases like yours
on a daily basis?Copy !req
256. What you gonna do
when you get out of jail?Copy !req
257. I'm gonna have some funCopy !req
258. What do you consider fun?Copy !req
259. Fun, natural funCopy !req
260. Can I speak
with P.C. Principal, please?Copy !req
261. Oh, yeah.
We got another one, guys!Copy !req
262. All right! Bring him in, bro!Copy !req
263. Get ready! Whoo!Copy !req
264. Wait, what?Copy !req
265. Hey, no, I don't...Copy !req
266. All the pledges, take a shot!Copy !req
267. All right, pledgies.Copy !req
268. We're excited
you want to try and be P.C.Copy !req
269. We hope you've got what it takesCopy !req
270. to join the most socially active
group in America.Copy !req
271. You know, there's still
some people out there that say,Copy !req
272. what does being P.C.
really mean?Copy !req
273. Well, I'll tell you
what it means.Copy !req
274. It means you love nothing more
than beer, working out,Copy !req
275. and that feeling you get
when you rhetorically defendCopy !req
276. a marginalized community
from systems of oppression.Copy !req
277. Yeah!Copy !req
278. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
279. Let's go! Yeah!Copy !req
280. You got home
pretty late last night.Copy !req
281. 6:00 a.m.?Copy !req
282. I've joined
a social-awareness group.Copy !req
283. It's a coalition that
discourages the use ofCopy !req
284. words that have negative
or offensive connotations,Copy !req
285. to grant respectCopy !req
286. to people who are victims
of unfair stereotypes.Copy !req
287. You got in at 6:00,
and now you're missing work.Copy !req
288. We've been getting away
with horrible things, Sharon.Copy !req
289. Having laughs at less
privileged peopleCopy !req
290. and thinking it was harmless.Copy !req
291. Our group is trying to be
a civilizing influence,Copy !req
292. where we discuss
and have meetingsCopy !req
293. to better define
and reinforce toleranceCopy !req
294. and acceptance
of all groups of people.Copy !req
295. And do they have booze
at these meetings?Copy !req
296. They serve refreshments,
yes.Copy !req
297. Cartman?Copy !req
298. We can't beat him, you guys.Copy !req
299. P.C. Principal is too strong.Copy !req
300. What do we do now?Copy !req
301. There's nothing left to do.Copy !req
302. I'm going to admit
I did something wrong,Copy !req
303. take my punishment, and move on.Copy !req
304. I'm not Tom Brady.Copy !req
305. Oh, no!Copy !req
306. Dude, if we all tell the police
what the principal did,Copy !req
307. he'll be fired.Copy !req
308. Yeah!Copy !req
309. - No way.
- Why?Copy !req
310. Because P.C. Principal
is right, Kyle.Copy !req
311. You and I are bigots.Copy !req
312. And it's time for us to grow up.Copy !req
313. No, you're a bigot.Copy !req
314. If I can face my prejudice,
why can't you?Copy !req
315. We're two privileged,
straight white boysCopy !req
316. who have their laughsCopy !req
317. about things
we never had to deal with.Copy !req
318. I'm not going to apologizeCopy !req
319. for saying Caitlyn Jenner
isn't a hero.Copy !req
320. In fact, personally,Copy !req
321. I think she's most likely
not a very good person.Copy !req
322. Kyle, believe me,
I know the struggle with hatred.Copy !req
323. Let's make ourselves
better people together.Copy !req
324. Come on, fat-ass.Copy !req
325. No more fat shaming, Kyle.
Let's start a new chapter.Copy !req
326. So you're never gonna call me
a dirty Jew again?Copy !req
327. No.Copy !req
328. I'm going to call you...
my friend.Copy !req
329. Oh, fuck you.Copy !req
330. I guess we never realized
how bad he really was.Copy !req
331. - Now watch me whip, hey
- Kill itCopy !req
332. - Now watch me nae nae
- OkayCopy !req
333. Now watch me whip, whipCopy !req
334. - Watch me nae nae
- Want me do it?Copy !req
335. All right, pledges, listen up.Copy !req
336. Congratulations on making it
to the final cuts.Copy !req
337. Yeah!Copy !req
338. Dude, let's go!Copy !req
339. Now it's time
for the final test.Copy !req
340. So what you're gonna have to do
to prove you belong with P.C.Copy !req
341. is go out there
and check someone's privilege.Copy !req
342. - Finally!
- Yes!Copy !req
343. I'm sorry,
I don't know what that is.Copy !req
344. Topher, can you explain
check your privilege, please?Copy !req
345. It's getting someone
to acknowledgeCopy !req
346. their own inherent privileges,Copy !req
347. and reminding them
to put them asideCopy !req
348. in order to better understand
another human's plight.Copy !req
349. You see,
there's still people out thereCopy !req
350. like Brett fucking Favre,Copy !req
351. who think
that when we all stand upCopy !req
352. and applaud Caitlyn Jenner
at the ESPY Awards,Copy !req
353. he can get away with
one of these bullshit claps.Copy !req
354. It's called clapping, Favre!Copy !req
355. What the fuck are you doing?
You washing your hands?Copy !req
356. You're either on board
or you're not, bro.Copy !req
357. Now, if he's gonna bring shame
on someone,Copy !req
358. then he can have
his privilege checked,Copy !req
359. and have a little shame
brought down on him!Copy !req
360. You want me to shame
Brett Favre?Copy !req
361. No.Copy !req
362. 'Cause there's somebody
even worse now.Copy !req
363. What the fuck, dude?
What the fuck?Copy !req
364. I may be down, but I'm not out.Copy !req
365. Tom Brady's never out.Copy !req
366. You broke the rules!Copy !req
367. Fuck you I broke the rules.
You're breaking the rules.Copy !req
368. Fuck you. You broke the rules.Copy !req
369. You broke the rules how you
found out I broke the rules.Copy !req
370. Yeah, you broke the rules!Copy !req
371. I'm the commissioner. I can
break the rules 'cause you guysCopy !req
372. broke the rules before,
but I didn't bust you enough.Copy !req
373. Just 'cause you didn't
bust us enoughCopy !req
374. for breaking the rules,
that doesn't meanCopy !req
375. you can break the rules
busting us now.Copy !req
376. Fuck both you guys.
I can do whatever I want.Copy !req
377. I'm breaking the rules.Copy !req
378. Fuck you, I'm Tom Brady!Copy !req
379. Fuck you, I'm the commissioner.
I'll make up new rules.Copy !req
380. Fuck your rules!Copy !req
381. Fuck you guys.
You're always fucking rules.Copy !req
382. Fuck all the rules!
Rules, rules...Copy !req
383. Butters!Copy !req
384. I'm here, Eric.Copy !req
385. Oh, Butters.Copy !req
386. I've lived such a horrible life,Copy !req
387. always doing whatever I wantCopy !req
388. and claiming it
to be for integrity.Copy !req
389. - Butters?
- Yes, Eric?Copy !req
390. I'm never going back
to the person I was.Copy !req
391. I swear to God.Copy !req
392. From now on,
the world is going to knowCopy !req
393. a new and better Eric Cartman.Copy !req
394. Will you please tell your dad
to leave me alone?Copy !req
395. Dude, what happened?Copy !req
396. Your dad was on my lawn
yelling at me all night,Copy !req
397. and after I finally fell asleep,Copy !req
398. I woke up Saran-wrapped
to a treeCopy !req
399. with penises on my face.Copy !req
400. And this.Copy !req
401. Hang on.Copy !req
402. Dad, did you draw dicks
on my friend's face?Copy !req
403. Did I check his privilege?
Yes.Copy !req
404. I had some refreshments,Copy !req
405. and I checked
your friend's privilege.Copy !req
406. That's my best friend, Dad.Copy !req
407. Stop shaming him
because you want to fit in.Copy !req
408. Stan, straight white males
in a capitalistic societyCopy !req
409. have little understanding
of victimizationCopy !req
410. compared to injustices
against underprivileged.Copy !req
411. Dicks on your face
is a very first-world problem.Copy !req
412. Shit!Copy !req
413. Look, Kyle,
maybe you should just sayCopy !req
414. Caitlyn Jenner is a hero.Copy !req
415. I didn't even say
she wasn't a hero!Copy !req
416. I just said
she isn't a hero to me!Copy !req
417. I didn't like Bruce Jenner
as a personCopy !req
418. when he was
on The Kardashians,Copy !req
419. and I don't suddenly
like him now.Copy !req
420. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!Copy !req
421. Her.Copy !req
422. Her! Yes!Copy !req
423. Oh, it's no use, Butters.Copy !req
424. I want to get out thereCopy !req
425. and start making
positive changes,Copy !req
426. but I can barely even walk.Copy !req
427. How is everybody doing?Copy !req
428. Well, they're fine.Copy !req
429. Everyone's just kind of
keeping their mouths shut.Copy !req
430. It's kind of nice.Copy !req
431. So the P.C. guys
are leaving people alone.Copy !req
432. Well, except for...Copy !req
433. Who?Copy !req
434. Well... Well, now they've made
Kyle their main target.Copy !req
435. Kyle?Copy !req
436. My friend Kyle?Copy !req
437. Eric, what are you doing?Copy !req
438. I don't have a choice.Copy !req
439. I have to take
these P.C. people out.Copy !req
440. Oh, but I thought
you agreed with them.Copy !req
441. I do, but I have to help KyleCopy !req
442. even if I don't agree with
his hateful, bigoted thoughts.Copy !req
443. Kyle's view may be warped.Copy !req
444. I personally think
Caitlyn JennerCopy !req
445. is a stunning hero.Copy !req
446. But that doesn't mean
I'll stand byCopy !req
447. while Kyle's intolerance
is dealt with violently.Copy !req
448. We're going to war with these
P.C. people once and for all.Copy !req
449. Butters, I'm going to need
200 pregnant Mexican womenCopy !req
450. and some taco launchers.Copy !req
451. Well, okay!Copy !req
452. Social justice!
One, two, three!Copy !req
453. I want to be P.C.!Copy !req
454. It's just the way to be for me!Copy !req
455. And you!Copy !req
456. Your hateful slurs are through!Copy !req
457. I call woo woo on you!Copy !req
458. We'll fight until
you're P.C. black and blue!Copy !req
459. We are language police
fighting bigotry!Copy !req
460. Hurtful words
can suck our turds,Copy !req
461. 'cause it's P.C. for me!Copy !req
462. And you!Copy !req
463. - Yeah!
- Fuck yeah, bro!Copy !req
464. - Fuck yeah!
- Fuck yeah! P.C., bro!Copy !req
465. All right.Copy !req
466. Send in the pregnant
Mexican women.Copy !req
467. Fuck, bro!Copy !req
468. Fire the taco launchers!Copy !req
469. Syrian refugee children,
flank from the left!Copy !req
470. Dude, what is this, bro?Copy !req
471. I don't know, bro!Copy !req
472. The Syrian refugee children
are in.Copy !req
473. Send in Jared!Copy !req
474. What in the world is going on?Copy !req
475. All right, good.Copy !req
476. The pregnant Mexican women
are falling asleep on the tacos.Copy !req
477. Jared needs backup.
Send in the Chinese drivers.Copy !req
478. All right, the Syrian refugeesCopy !req
479. are trying to protect
their children.Copy !req
480. Oh, fuck, there's Kyle.Copy !req
481. What the fuck
are you doing, Kyle?Copy !req
482. Enough!Copy !req
483. Stop!Copy !req
484. Everyone stop!Copy !req
485. This is so wrong!
I can't let it continue.Copy !req
486. This is not ever
what I intended.Copy !req
487. I just want to say...Copy !req
488. Caitlyn Jenner is a hero.Copy !req
489. There's no other way to say it.Copy !req
490. What she did took bravery,
and she is absolutely stunning.Copy !req
491. Ow, hot!Copy !req
492. Hot, hot! Hot, hot!Copy !req
493. Got to hand it to you, Marsh.Copy !req
494. You really checked
that little boy's privilege.Copy !req
495. Using those Syrian refugees
was genius, bro.Copy !req
496. Yeah. I would've never thought
to use offensive imageryCopy !req
497. and outrageous stereotypesCopy !req
498. to provoke someone
to open their eyes.Copy !req
499. So, I'm P.C. now?Copy !req
500. You're not only P.C.,
you've actually changed my P.C.Copy !req
501. Congrats. Here's your Oakleys.Copy !req
502. Oh, wow, Oakleys!Copy !req
503. Oh, yeah, bro. These are sweet.Copy !req
504. So I guess P.C. Principal
is here to stay, huh?Copy !req
505. Yes.Copy !req
506. But at least we showed himCopy !req
507. that sometimes joking
about un-P.C. thingsCopy !req
508. can actually be importantCopy !req
509. because it starts a dialogue.Copy !req
510. What's wrong, Kyle?Copy !req
511. You have your cake.
Eat it too.Copy !req
512. It just seems to me
like we all lost in this,Copy !req
513. and that the only person
who won was you.Copy !req
514. And who does that
remind you of, Kyle?Copy !req
515. Now, if you don't mind,Copy !req
516. I'm gonna go home
and fuck my hot wife.Copy !req
517. Who kind of looks like a dude.Copy !req