1. Hey, guys, thanks.
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Thank you.
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3. Hey, guys,
did you get one of these?
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4. - Hope you can make it.
- What's this?
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has a big game tonight,
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to come cheer us on.
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7. Girls' volleyball?
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8. Uh, sorry.
We're actually busy.
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supporting girls' athletics?
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be allowed to play sports.
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to want to watch.
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All right.
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we're actually in the playoffs,
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"We're too busy."
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Tonight's the big fight.
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Slaughterhouse tonight.
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fight for girls' volleyball.
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getting any spectators,
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dude shit to watch.
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22. All right, I'm going to play
a fifth mana card.
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with my Elder Beast.
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his Elder Beast?
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26. Not with his Shapeshifter.
It's already tapped.
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27. This asshole
needs to make a move already.
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28. Quiet in the peanut gallery,
please.
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Spark Ghast who has trample.
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to your Planeswalker.
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- Ohh!
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34. - Shh!
- But he's dying!
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35. - What's that?
- He's playing an enchantment.
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stacked his Shapeshifter
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39. I can block that
with Uprooted Minotaur!
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40. - Ohh!
- Ohh!
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43. - Yeah!
- Yeah!
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44. No!
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45. Dude, it was
complete brutality.
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so ruthless.
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almost hard to watch.
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polymorphed the dude
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with an instant attack card.
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last night?
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the girls' volleyball team
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Did you actually go to that?
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55. Yeah. You should show
your support, too, sometime.
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57. Dude, I don't think people
are appreciating this.
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it was almost repulsive.
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Come over here.
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like hard-core stuff, huh?
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61. Yeah, we like hard-core stuff.
We're fucking dudes, bro.
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62. Yeah, well, you boys want
to get in on some real action?
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that little-boy stuff.
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66. We're men.
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67. Well, then, if you want to see
real fights with real brutality,
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69. This is the underground stuff,
so keep it quiet.
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70. And you might want
to pack a barf bag.
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71. Cool!
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72. Should be the next one —
2778 Mala Vista Drive.
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73. Wait.
This is City Wok.
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74. What's exciting and hard-core
about shitty shrimp?
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75. It doesn't even
look like they're open.
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We crose for the night!
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sent us.
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80. - Rmh?
- Dude, do we look like police?
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81. Okay, come on.
Come on.
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Five darra each!
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Five darra!
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84. Five darra?
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Go down, find seat.
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87. Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
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88. Scrambles plays
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90. Fluffy counters
with a mana card of his own.
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92. More mana from Scrambles.
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93. And yes,
that is Crippling Blight!
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94. Crippling Blight
to the Fugitive Wizard!
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95. Creature now has minus one
to strength and defense!
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96. More mana from Fluffy.
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with Fugitive Wizard.
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98. And there's an instant attack
from Scrambles!
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99. That is Peel from Reality!
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100. Fugitive Wizard
is literally torn apart
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102. - Whoa!
- Whoa!
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103. The mana is flying now,
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play sorcery spells!
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against Into the Void!
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- That was freaking hard-core.
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with half his mana tapped?
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110. It was really
about the most man thing
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we've ever been a part of.
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112. We're going again
on Friday, right?
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113. Hell yeah!
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115. Mrph rmhmhm.
Rmh rmphm rm.
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117. Mrph rmhmhm rm
mrph rmh rmphm.
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118. You feel bad
for the roosters?
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119. Rm.
Mrph rmh rmphm mrph rmhmhm.
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120. Look, who's to say
the roosters don't want to play?
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going at it pretty hard.
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122. Yeah. Maybe that's just
kind of what they do naturally.
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maybe Kenny's a little hurt
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was the big Magic champion
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125. and now chickens
are stealing his thunder.
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126. - Rm.
- Huh? A little bit?
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128. Dude, you know
what we should do?
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on a rooster.
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130. Dude, totally.
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kick serious ass!
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133. What do you think, Kenny?
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134. Would that
make you feel better, huh?
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135. Come on.
Where's that smile?
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136. Where's that smile, Kenny?
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137. I think he's smiling,
you guys.
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138. Hello, Mr. McCormick.
Surprised to see us?
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140. Let's cut the crap, huh?
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141. We know there's an illegal Cock
Magic ring going on in town.
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who's leading it.
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143. What's Cock Magic?
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144. Right.
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145. Roosters are being
forced against their will
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147. and you know nothing about it
because you're white.
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148. Let's get something straight.
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149. Cock Magic isn't an Asian thing
or a Mexican thing.
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150. White people do it, too,
if they're poor enough.
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151. You got a junked car in
your front yard, Mr. McCormick.
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Magic fights are being held?
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to any Cock Magic fights.
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154. Do you have sympathy at all
for the animals, Mr. McCormick?
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being kept in a small cage,
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and then finally let out,
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by Arctic ice spells
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158. and legendary creature cards?
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159. It's illegal, and it's wrong.
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160. And anyone I find involved
with this filth is going down!
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161. Now, I don't want to
lecture anybody,
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162. but what you boys are getting
involved in is dangerous.
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163. Dad, it's not that big a deal.
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164. It is a big deal, okay?
People can get hurt.
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into cock magic back in college.
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166. You were?
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167. Yeah, so I'm not some
fuddy-duddy who doesn't get it.
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if you boys do it,
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170. Dad, that's not —
that's not Cock Magic.
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How about this?
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to buy a rooster
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The Gathering.
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175. Never heard of Cock Magic
or roosters!
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176. Uh, we aren't cops
or anything.
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177. Come on in the back.
Don't mind the smell.
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178. We only deal in the highest
quality poultry Planeswalkers.
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a New Hampshire
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181. We don't
really know the difference.
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182. Well, your New Hampshire
broiler chickens
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183. are the best for white mana.
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184. These here have been raised
to play mostly protection spells
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with sorcery cards.
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186. And here you got
your green mana necromancers —
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and hindering incantations
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blue- or black-stacked decks.
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191. Yeah, like,
you think they mind
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The Gathering?
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194. Well, our friend here
has some animal-rights concerns.
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any free-range chickens?
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primarily control-deck players
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with board-control cards.
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198. Oh, screw the free-range
chickens, huh, Kenny?
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199. Hey, how about
this little guy?
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200. That one's kind of young.
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what kind of cards he prefers.
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202. Then he's perfect for us.
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Kenny?
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204. I know.
How about McNuggets?
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205. Hey, McNuggets.
You want to come play for us?
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207. Oh, wow.
Did you hear him, Kenny?
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to get out of the bathroom?
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209. He's been in there
for an hour!
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214. Oh!
Nothing, Sharon!
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if you don't mind.
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drums playing?
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219. I'm practicing.
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is making a comeback.
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no, no, no, no.
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yes, yes, yes, yes.
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I don't know why or how,
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are talking about it again.
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225. Now, you know that I was
one of the best back in college.
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you got kicked out of college.
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227. Because people
didn't understand.
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what cock magic has to offer.
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Sharon,
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to the professionals
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it's handled the right way.
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as if it had flying.
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dealing one damage to McNuggets!
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240. Come on, McNuggets!
Fight!
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241. You can do it, McNuggets!
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242. Quiet, please.
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243. Wait!
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Punishing Fire,
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to the opponent!
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247. Game, set, and match,
McNuggets!
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249. - All right!
- Yeah!
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250. All right, McNuggets!
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or what?
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The Gathering
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256. Excuse me.
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down there.
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throw down spells
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262. How would you like
to move him up to the big time?
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263. You mean
there's more to this?
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264. Oh, yes,
and I'm not talking about
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some seedy Chinese restaurant.
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Chinese franchise.
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268. Saturday night.
Here's the address.
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269. Let's see what kind of money
your cock can really make.
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270. Gee, thanks.
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271. You hear that, McNuggets?
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272. You're going
to the big leagues.
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273. Okay, kids, it's time
for our birthday show.
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Come on.
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275. Yay!
A show, a show!
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278. Okay, well, let's all give
a cheer for the Amazingly Randi!
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279. Hey, kids, are we having fun?
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The magician started.
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that this is a little crazy.
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287. Ow! Ow!
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Can somebody help? Please!
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a kick out of the magician, huh?
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290. God, somebody help me out!
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Little girl!
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just check behind your ear?
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293. Oh, it was behind her ear!
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294. And there we go,
we're all better,
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297. I hate you!
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298. Dude, it was so badass.
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299. Our guy slaughtered
every other fighter there,
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300. and now he's moving up
to the real hard-core shit.
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301. It was seriously about
the greatest night of our lives.
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302. - Where was all this?
- We can't tell you, bro.
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underground shit.
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304. Yeah.
You got to know people.
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I wish I knew people.
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before we get started,
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volleyball team is here
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a few words.
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against Evergreen.
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but once again
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in the turnout.
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Give it a rest already.
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into something,
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when people don't seem to care.
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the sport you love
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320. Dude, girls' volleyball
isn't a joke.
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and require skill.
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joke, Stan.
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wanted to say something,
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gonna hear a few words
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of the girls' volleyball team.
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327. Hey, guys.
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are really big,
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if you could try and make it.
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332. Did you know that?
I don't think you knew that.
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333. And then he, uh, took his penis
from behind our daughter's ear
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that's when we saw him
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and his penis.
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through them somehow.
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Where was that?
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It was right here.
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into his penis.
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Let's try and focus.
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were they using?
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- Who?
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any decks.
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I get it now.
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what the penalty is
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a false Cock Magic report?
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babe.
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from the investigation?
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- Nobody paid us anything!
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a crime here,
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do something about it!
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356. Agreed.
Who first called 911?
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away from my child!
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1421 Plaza de Estereotipo.
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360. Wow.
Here we are, McNuggets.
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362. Sorry. Panda Express is crosed.
We crosed.
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for the Cock Magic.
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10 darra. 10 darra.
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versus Clucky.
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Breaker of Worlds.
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lost one health.
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or a Green Mage?
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cards than I've ever seen.
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He doesn't want to play!
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with more mana?
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with more mana?
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obliterated by health drains.
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384. All right.
Your rooster's up next, boys.
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he wants to play, dude.
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387. But this isn't even a fight.
This is just a slaughter.
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these people are here to see?
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390. Dude, we forfeit!
We forfeit!
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391. The hell you do!
Get your cock in there.
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392. You're watching ESPN Illegal,
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dog fighting, and Cock Magic.
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394. And a warm welcome back
to the Cock Magic championships.
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of Panda Express.
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of course —
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Cornish rooster McNuggets.
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the challenger, McNuggets,
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is 9-year-old Kenny McCormick.
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403. Never a dull moment in
the illegal sport of Cock Magic.
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we wait for Gadnuk's sixth move.
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plays a creature card.
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Paragon of Fierce Defiance.
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Gadnuk plays
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Did he tap all his mana?
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411. Dude, he just cast
Psychogenic Probe.
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412. Now every time the other rooster
has to shuffle his deck,
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415. Did you hear that?
He's shuffling the deck already.
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battleground now is an Overseer.
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have trample?
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419. A second Elvish Mystic now,
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420. and Gadnuk attacks
with Merciful Pretender.
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421. McCormick sends Charging Rhino
to the graveyard.
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422. He's desperate now.
Not too much he can —
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423. Oh! And he's just laid down
Life's Legacy!
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424. That was not expected!
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425. Gadnuk doesn't know
what hit him!
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426. McCormick follows with Crackling
Doom and Abzan Battle Priest!
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427. Holy shit, dude!
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428. Gadnuk tries to block
with Living Totem, but —
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429. Oh!
There is Terra Stomper!
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430. This is absolute savagery!
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431. Frenzied Goblin
has been sent to the graveyard,
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432. and now there is no one
to block Pearl Lake Ancient!
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433. My God! Someone has to
put a stop to this!
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434. Freeze!
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435. Well, well.
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436. Looks like
I finally caught the big boys.
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437. You're all going to jail
for a long time,
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438. especially you, scumbag!
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439. Lousy cops.
How did you find us?
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440. We saw your flyers.
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441. "Panda Express.
Cock magic at 9:00 p.m."
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442. We didn't put those flyers out.
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443. And now, for your
half-time entertainment,
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444. please welcome the incomparable,
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445. the beautiful,
the Amazingly Randi.
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446. Uh, dude, your dad's here.
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447. Thank you! Hey!
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448. You know, we live in a world
of brutality and violence.
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449. And some people think there's
no room for wonder anymore.
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450. Well, just for a moment,
I want you to think one thing —
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451. whatever you believe is real,
is real.
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452. Ew!
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453. All right, for this last bit,
I'm gonna need a volunteer.
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454. Anybody?
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455. I'll volunteer.
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456. All right.
Come on up here.
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457. What's your name?
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458. I'm Detective Harris,
South Park Police.
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459. All right, a hand
for Detective Harris.
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460. You know, if there's one thing
I could leave you all with,
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461. it's this —
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462. let cock magic be done
by the professionals.
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463. Sir?
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464. It was so hard-core,
you guys.
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465. Kenny laid waste
to Gadnuk, Breaker of Worlds.
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466. It got so out of hand
that the fucking cops
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467. had to come
and break it up.
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468. - Wow! The cops came?
- Yeah.
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469. It was seriously the most manly
thing that's ever happened.
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470. Kenny cast Glacial Crasher,
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471. and then Stan's dad
shot his dick off.
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472. I just — I seriously don't know
where we go from here.
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473. You all right, Kenny?
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474. Mrph rmh rmphm.
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475. Mrph rmh rmh
rmphm mrph rmphm.
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476. Hey, yeah.
What about poor McNuggets?
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477. What's he gonna do now?
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478. Wait a minute.
I've got it, you guys.
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479. Got what?
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480. A way to finally do something
good for other people.
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481. South Park serves,
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482. and McNuggets
plays a Plains land card.
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483. 1-nil, South Park.
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484. Another serve.
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485. And McNuggets
summons Dawntreader Elk.
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486. One South Park player
is eliminated.
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487. You, the girl with
the ponytails — You are dead.
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