1. Hey, guys, thanks.Copy !req
2. Support your team?
Thank you.Copy !req
3. Hey, guys,
did you get one of these?Copy !req
4. - Hope you can make it.
- What's this?Copy !req
5. The girls' volleyball team
has a big game tonight,Copy !req
6. and we're just asking for people
to come cheer us on.Copy !req
7. Girls' volleyball?Copy !req
8. Uh, sorry.
We're actually busy.Copy !req
9. What's wrong with
supporting girls' athletics?Copy !req
10. Dude, girls should totally
be allowed to play sports.Copy !req
11. You just can't expect people
to want to watch.Copy !req
12. Okay?
All right.Copy !req
13. You know,
we're actually in the playoffs,Copy !req
14. and all we keep hearing is,
"We're too busy."Copy !req
15. But we actually are busy.
Tonight's the big fight.Copy !req
16. What fight?Copy !req
17. Dude, Kenny is fighting
Slaughterhouse tonight.Copy !req
18. I mean, no offense,Copy !req
19. but we're not gonna miss the
fight for girls' volleyball.Copy !req
20. Yeah, so, sorry you're not
getting any spectators,Copy !req
21. but there's hard-core
dude shit to watch.Copy !req
22. All right, I'm going to play
a fifth mana card.Copy !req
23. And then I'm going to attack
with my Elder Beast.Copy !req
24. Hold on. Wait. Hold on.Copy !req
25. Can Kenny block
his Elder Beast?Copy !req
26. Not with his Shapeshifter.
It's already tapped.Copy !req
27. This asshole
needs to make a move already.Copy !req
28. Quiet in the peanut gallery,
please.Copy !req
29. I am attacking,Copy !req
30. but with a newly summoned
Spark Ghast who has trample.Copy !req
31. Four damage
to your Planeswalker.Copy !req
32. - Ohh!
- Ohh!Copy !req
33. Oh, no! Kenny!Copy !req
34. - Shh!
- But he's dying!Copy !req
35. - What's that?
- He's playing an enchantment.Copy !req
36. This late?Copy !req
37. He's just
stacked his ShapeshifterCopy !req
38. with an Elven Blade!Copy !req
39. I can block that
with Uprooted Minotaur!Copy !req
40. - Ohh!
- Ohh!Copy !req
41. Serendib Sorcerer unblocked.Copy !req
42. Winner — McCormick!Copy !req
43. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
44. No!Copy !req
45. Dude, it was
complete brutality.Copy !req
46. You've never seen anything
so ruthless.Copy !req
47. It was seriously
almost hard to watch.Copy !req
48. At one point, Kenny actually
polymorphed the dudeCopy !req
49. into a blue frog
with an instant attack card.Copy !req
50. It was carnage, bro.Copy !req
51. Wendy, did you hear about
last night?Copy !req
52. Yeah, I heard
the girls' volleyball teamCopy !req
53. won by like 20 points.Copy !req
54. Not that.
Did you actually go to that?Copy !req
55. Yeah. You should show
your support, too, sometime.Copy !req
56. Whatever.Copy !req
57. Dude, I don't think people
are appreciating this.Copy !req
58. It was such "pwnage,"
it was almost repulsive.Copy !req
59. Hey! Psst!
Come over here.Copy !req
60. You guys
like hard-core stuff, huh?Copy !req
61. Yeah, we like hard-core stuff.
We're fucking dudes, bro.Copy !req
62. Yeah, well, you boys want
to get in on some real action?Copy !req
63. If you like excitement.Copy !req
64. I'm not talking about
that little-boy stuff.Copy !req
65. I'm talking real man shit.Copy !req
66. We're men.Copy !req
67. Well, then, if you want to see
real fights with real brutality,Copy !req
68. go here.Copy !req
69. This is the underground stuff,
so keep it quiet.Copy !req
70. And you might want
to pack a barf bag.Copy !req
71. Cool!Copy !req
72. Should be the next one —
2778 Mala Vista Drive.Copy !req
73. Wait.
This is City Wok.Copy !req
74. What's exciting and hard-core
about shitty shrimp?Copy !req
75. It doesn't even
look like they're open.Copy !req
76. We crose!
We crose for the night!Copy !req
77. Go away, prease!Copy !req
78. Uh, Mitchell the janitor
sent us.Copy !req
79. You porice?Copy !req
80. - Rmh?
- Dude, do we look like police?Copy !req
81. Okay, come on.
Come on.Copy !req
82. Five darra.
Five darra each!Copy !req
83. Come on!
Five darra!Copy !req
84. Five darra?Copy !req
85. You go down.
Go down, find seat.Copy !req
86. We in the sixth fight.Copy !req
87. Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
88. Scrambles playsCopy !req
89. a Black Swamp mana card.Copy !req
90. Fluffy counters
with a mana card of his own.Copy !req
91. And he plays a Fugitive Wizard!Copy !req
92. More mana from Scrambles.Copy !req
93. And yes,
that is Crippling Blight!Copy !req
94. Crippling Blight
to the Fugitive Wizard!Copy !req
95. Creature now has minus one
to strength and defense!Copy !req
96. More mana from Fluffy.Copy !req
97. Now he'll attack
with Fugitive Wizard.Copy !req
98. And there's an instant attack
from Scrambles!Copy !req
99. That is Peel from Reality!Copy !req
100. Fugitive Wizard
is literally torn apartCopy !req
101. from the battleground!Copy !req
102. - Whoa!
- Whoa!Copy !req
103. The mana is flying now,Copy !req
104. as both roosters
play sorcery spells!Copy !req
105. It's Mass Calcify
against Into the Void!Copy !req
106. - Dude, that was total carnage.
- That was freaking hard-core.Copy !req
107. Can you believe that roosterCopy !req
108. played a Kalonian Twingrove
with half his mana tapped?Copy !req
109. It was just decimation.Copy !req
110. It was really
about the most man thingCopy !req
111. I think
we've ever been a part of.Copy !req
112. We're going again
on Friday, right?Copy !req
113. Hell yeah!Copy !req
114. What's the matter, Kenny?Copy !req
115. Mrph rmhmhm.
Rmh rmphm rm.Copy !req
116. What's mean about it?Copy !req
117. Mrph rmhmhm rm
mrph rmh rmphm.Copy !req
118. You feel bad
for the roosters?Copy !req
119. Rm.
Mrph rmh rmphm mrph rmhmhm.Copy !req
120. Look, who's to say
the roosters don't want to play?Copy !req
121. I mean, they were
going at it pretty hard.Copy !req
122. Yeah. Maybe that's just
kind of what they do naturally.Copy !req
123. Guys, I think
maybe Kenny's a little hurtCopy !req
124. because he
was the big Magic championCopy !req
125. and now chickens
are stealing his thunder.Copy !req
126. - Rm.
- Huh? A little bit?Copy !req
127. Rm!Copy !req
128. Dude, you know
what we should do?Copy !req
129. We should all go in
on a rooster.Copy !req
130. Dude, totally.Copy !req
131. With Kenny's Magic skills,Copy !req
132. we could probably
kick serious ass!Copy !req
133. What do you think, Kenny?Copy !req
134. Would that
make you feel better, huh?Copy !req
135. Come on.
Where's that smile?Copy !req
136. Where's that smile, Kenny?Copy !req
137. I think he's smiling,
you guys.Copy !req
138. Hello, Mr. McCormick.
Surprised to see us?Copy !req
139. What do you mean?Copy !req
140. Let's cut the crap, huh?Copy !req
141. We know there's an illegal Cock
Magic ring going on in town.Copy !req
142. We just want to know
who's leading it.Copy !req
143. What's Cock Magic?Copy !req
144. Right.Copy !req
145. Roosters are being
forced against their willCopy !req
146. to play Magic: The Gathering,Copy !req
147. and you know nothing about it
because you're white.Copy !req
148. Let's get something straight.Copy !req
149. Cock Magic isn't an Asian thing
or a Mexican thing.Copy !req
150. White people do it, too,
if they're poor enough.Copy !req
151. You got a junked car in
your front yard, Mr. McCormick.Copy !req
152. Care to tell us where the Cock
Magic fights are being held?Copy !req
153. I don't go
to any Cock Magic fights.Copy !req
154. Do you have sympathy at all
for the animals, Mr. McCormick?Copy !req
155. Can you imagine
being kept in a small cage,Copy !req
156. barely able to turn around,
and then finally let out,Copy !req
157. only to be blasted
by Arctic ice spellsCopy !req
158. and legendary creature cards?Copy !req
159. It's illegal, and it's wrong.Copy !req
160. And anyone I find involved
with this filth is going down!Copy !req
161. Now, I don't want to
lecture anybody,Copy !req
162. but what you boys are getting
involved in is dangerous.Copy !req
163. Dad, it's not that big a deal.Copy !req
164. It is a big deal, okay?
People can get hurt.Copy !req
165. Believe it or not, I was
into cock magic back in college.Copy !req
166. You were?Copy !req
167. Yeah, so I'm not some
fuddy-duddy who doesn't get it.Copy !req
168. I just want to make sure
if you boys do it,Copy !req
169. you do it right and safely.Copy !req
170. Dad, that's not —
that's not Cock Magic.Copy !req
171. Oh? Not impressed?
How about this?Copy !req
172. What is it?Copy !req
173. Hello? We're looking
to buy a roosterCopy !req
174. that can play
The Gathering.Copy !req
175. Never heard of Cock Magic
or roosters!Copy !req
176. Uh, we aren't cops
or anything.Copy !req
177. Come on in the back.
Don't mind the smell.Copy !req
178. We only deal in the highest
quality poultry Planeswalkers.Copy !req
179. Are you looking for
a New HampshireCopy !req
180. or a Cornish breed?Copy !req
181. We don't
really know the difference.Copy !req
182. Well, your New Hampshire
broiler chickensCopy !req
183. are the best for white mana.Copy !req
184. These here have been raised
to play mostly protection spellsCopy !req
185. and do well
with sorcery cards.Copy !req
186. And here you got
your green mana necromancers —Copy !req
187. lots of earthy growth
and hindering incantationsCopy !req
188. that are good against
blue- or black-stacked decks.Copy !req
189. You think they're happy?Copy !req
190. Do I think they're happy?Copy !req
191. Yeah, like,
you think they mindCopy !req
192. being made to play
The Gathering?Copy !req
193. They're fucking chickens.Copy !req
194. Well, our friend here
has some animal-rights concerns.Copy !req
195. You have
any free-range chickens?Copy !req
196. Free-range chickens are
primarily control-deck playersCopy !req
197. that slow the game down
with board-control cards.Copy !req
198. Oh, screw the free-range
chickens, huh, Kenny?Copy !req
199. Hey, how about
this little guy?Copy !req
200. That one's kind of young.Copy !req
201. I don't even know
what kind of cards he prefers.Copy !req
202. Then he's perfect for us.Copy !req
203. What should we name him,
Kenny?Copy !req
204. I know.
How about McNuggets?Copy !req
205. Hey, McNuggets.
You want to come play for us?Copy !req
206. "Yes, I do, you guys."Copy !req
207. Oh, wow.
Did you hear him, Kenny?Copy !req
208. Mom, will you tell Dad
to get out of the bathroom?Copy !req
209. He's been in there
for an hour!Copy !req
210. Randy?Copy !req
211. Hey! Hoo!Copy !req
212. Ooh, thank you!Copy !req
213. Randy, what are you doing?Copy !req
214. Oh!
Nothing, Sharon!Copy !req
215. Just going to the bathroom,
if you don't mind.Copy !req
216. Hey!Copy !req
217. Randy, why are there
drums playing?Copy !req
218. All right, Sharon.Copy !req
219. I'm practicing.Copy !req
220. Cock magic
is making a comeback.Copy !req
221. Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.Copy !req
222. Oh, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes.Copy !req
223. Sharon,
I don't know why or how,Copy !req
224. but people all over town
are talking about it again.Copy !req
225. Now, you know that I was
one of the best back in college.Copy !req
226. I know that's why
you got kicked out of college.Copy !req
227. Because people
didn't understand.Copy !req
228. People were afraid, Sharon.Copy !req
229. But now culture has caught up,Copy !req
230. and even our son is discovering
what cock magic has to offer.Copy !req
231. Stanley?Copy !req
232. People are going to do it,
Sharon,Copy !req
233. and it's up
to the professionalsCopy !req
234. to make sure
it's handled the right way.Copy !req
235. Oh!Copy !req
236. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
237. Reuben casts Silklash Spider.Copy !req
238. Silklash Spider can block
as if it had flying.Copy !req
239. And now he casts Geistflame,
dealing one damage to McNuggets!Copy !req
240. Come on, McNuggets!
Fight!Copy !req
241. You can do it, McNuggets!Copy !req
242. Quiet, please.Copy !req
243. Wait!Copy !req
244. McNuggets has cast
Punishing Fire,Copy !req
245. absorbing the GeistflameCopy !req
246. and dealing two damage
to the opponent!Copy !req
247. Game, set, and match,
McNuggets!Copy !req
248. Whoa!Copy !req
249. - All right!
- Yeah!Copy !req
250. All right, McNuggets!Copy !req
251. Did we pick the right rooster
or what?Copy !req
252. That was goddamn manly.Copy !req
253. I mean, no offense to Kenny,Copy !req
254. but that shit made regular
The GatheringCopy !req
255. look like girls' volleyball.Copy !req
256. Excuse me.Copy !req
257. That was pretty impressive
down there.Copy !req
258. You boys have a nice cock.Copy !req
259. Thank you so very much.Copy !req
260. I've never seen a rooster
throw down spellsCopy !req
261. with such raw brutality.Copy !req
262. How would you like
to move him up to the big time?Copy !req
263. You mean
there's more to this?Copy !req
264. Oh, yes,
and I'm not talking aboutCopy !req
265. the basement of
some seedy Chinese restaurant.Copy !req
266. I'm talking about the basementCopy !req
267. of a well-established
Chinese franchise.Copy !req
268. Saturday night.
Here's the address.Copy !req
269. Let's see what kind of money
your cock can really make.Copy !req
270. Gee, thanks.Copy !req
271. You hear that, McNuggets?Copy !req
272. You're going
to the big leagues.Copy !req
273. Okay, kids, it's time
for our birthday show.Copy !req
274. Everyone, let's be quiet now.
Come on.Copy !req
275. Yay!
A show, a show!Copy !req
276. Do you kids like magic?Copy !req
277. Yeah! Yay! Yeah!Copy !req
278. Okay, well, let's all give
a cheer for the Amazingly Randi!Copy !req
279. Hey, kids, are we having fun?Copy !req
280. Oh, where'd my hat go?Copy !req
281. Anyone seen my hat?Copy !req
282. Okay.
The magician started.Copy !req
283. Let's get the cake ready.Copy !req
284. Now, some of you might think
that this is a little crazy.Copy !req
285. But if you believe in magic...Copy !req
286. You'll find that —Copy !req
287. Ow! Ow!Copy !req
288. Oh, God!
Can somebody help? Please!Copy !req
289. They're getting
a kick out of the magician, huh?Copy !req
290. God, somebody help me out!Copy !req
291. Can somebody — You!
Little girl!Copy !req
292. Can you please just —
just check behind your ear?Copy !req
293. Oh, it was behind her ear!Copy !req
294. And there we go,
we're all better,Copy !req
295. and I am the Amazingly Randi.Copy !req
296. Thank you.Copy !req
297. I hate you!Copy !req
298. Dude, it was so badass.Copy !req
299. Our guy slaughtered
every other fighter there,Copy !req
300. and now he's moving up
to the real hard-core shit.Copy !req
301. It was seriously about
the greatest night of our lives.Copy !req
302. - Where was all this?
- We can't tell you, bro.Copy !req
303. It's, like, hard-core,
underground shit.Copy !req
304. Yeah.
You got to know people.Copy !req
305. Dang it.
I wish I knew people.Copy !req
306. All right, kids,
before we get started,Copy !req
307. the coach of the girls'
volleyball team is hereCopy !req
308. and would like to say
a few words.Copy !req
309. Thank you, Mr. Garrison.Copy !req
310. Listen, uh, last night,Copy !req
311. we had a pretty big game
against Evergreen.Copy !req
312. The girls really hammered them,
but once againCopy !req
313. we're, uh, a little disappointed
in the turnout.Copy !req
314. Oh, Jesus.
Give it a rest already.Copy !req
315. Yeah.Copy !req
316. You know, when you put your all
into something,Copy !req
317. it's kind of a bummer
when people don't seem to care.Copy !req
318. Kind of makes you feel like
the sport you loveCopy !req
319. is becoming a joke.Copy !req
320. Dude, girls' volleyball
isn't a joke.Copy !req
321. Jokes are hard
and require skill.Copy !req
322. Oh!Copy !req
323. Fantastic girls' volleyball
joke, Stan.Copy !req
324. The girls
wanted to say something,Copy !req
325. so we're now
gonna hear a few wordsCopy !req
326. from the captain
of the girls' volleyball team.Copy !req
327. Hey, guys.Copy !req
328. These games coming up
are really big,Copy !req
329. and it would mean a lot to us
if you could try and make it.Copy !req
330. Thanks.Copy !req
331. Dude, Wendy plays volleyball.Copy !req
332. Did you know that?
I don't think you knew that.Copy !req
333. And then he, uh, took his penis
from behind our daughter's earCopy !req
334. and, uh, we, uh —
that's when we saw himCopy !req
335. with, uh, the three rings
and his penis.Copy !req
336. He was pulling it
through them somehow.Copy !req
337. Uh-huh.Copy !req
338. And what about the Cock Magic?
Where was that?Copy !req
339. That's what I'm telling you.
It was right here.Copy !req
340. Except — Except for the thingCopy !req
341. where he poured the milk
into his penis.Copy !req
342. He did that over there.Copy !req
343. All right. All right.
Let's try and focus.Copy !req
344. What kind of decks
were they using?Copy !req
345. - Decks?
- Who?Copy !req
346. There — There weren't
any decks.Copy !req
347. Oh.
I get it now.Copy !req
348. Do you know
what the penalty isCopy !req
349. for calling in
a false Cock Magic report?Copy !req
350. I'm so confused,
babe.Copy !req
351. Who paid you to call usCopy !req
352. and take our focus away
from the investigation?Copy !req
353. - What color were they?
- Nobody paid us anything!Copy !req
354. Now, there has been
a crime here,Copy !req
355. and you better
do something about it!Copy !req
356. Agreed.
Who first called 911?Copy !req
357. Please! Don't take me
away from my child!Copy !req
358. Mommy!Copy !req
359. This is it.
1421 Plaza de Estereotipo.Copy !req
360. Wow.
Here we are, McNuggets.Copy !req
361. You've reached the big time.Copy !req
362. Sorry. Panda Express is crosed.
We crosed.Copy !req
363. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
364. We're here
for the Cock Magic.Copy !req
365. Oh, okay. Come on.
10 darra. 10 darra.Copy !req
366. 10 darra?Copy !req
367. For the next round,Copy !req
368. it is Gadnuk, Breaker of Worlds,
versus Clucky.Copy !req
369. Who is that?Copy !req
370. That's Gadnuk,
Breaker of Worlds.Copy !req
371. He's never lost a fight.Copy !req
372. Hell, he's never even
lost one health.Copy !req
373. What do you mean?Copy !req
374. Is he a Red Mage
or a Green Mage?Copy !req
375. Dude, he's, like, a beast.Copy !req
376. He's got more legendary creature
cards than I've ever seen.Copy !req
377. McNuggets is scared!
He doesn't want to play!Copy !req
378. McNuggets is scared, dude.Copy !req
379. Can you stack his deck
with more mana?Copy !req
380. Can you stack McNuggets' deck
with more mana?Copy !req
381. He didn't stand a chance.Copy !req
382. Not one spell cast before he was
obliterated by health drains.Copy !req
383. That thing isn't human!Copy !req
384. All right.
Your rooster's up next, boys.Copy !req
385. I don't think
he wants to play, dude.Copy !req
386. He doesn't have a choice.Copy !req
387. But this isn't even a fight.
This is just a slaughter.Copy !req
388. What do you think all
these people are here to see?Copy !req
389. Holy shit, dude!Copy !req
390. Dude, we forfeit!
We forfeit!Copy !req
391. The hell you do!
Get your cock in there.Copy !req
392. You're watching ESPN Illegal,Copy !req
393. your source for bull fighting,
dog fighting, and Cock Magic.Copy !req
394. And a warm welcome back
to the Cock Magic championships.Copy !req
395. Certainly an electric atmosphereCopy !req
396. here in the basement
of Panda Express.Copy !req
397. The fight we were expecting,
of course —Copy !req
398. Gadnuk, Breaker of Worlds,Copy !req
399. versus 10-month-old
Cornish rooster McNuggets.Copy !req
400. In a complete shocker,
the challenger, McNuggets,Copy !req
401. has been scratched,Copy !req
402. and substituting for him
is 9-year-old Kenny McCormick.Copy !req
403. Never a dull moment in
the illegal sport of Cock Magic.Copy !req
404. Let's rejoin the battle now as
we wait for Gadnuk's sixth move.Copy !req
405. Gadnuk, Breaker of Worlds,
plays a creature card.Copy !req
406. Jesus,
Paragon of Fierce Defiance.Copy !req
407. Now every red creature
Gadnuk playsCopy !req
408. will have a plus-one attack.Copy !req
409. Come on, Kenny.Copy !req
410. What did he play?
Did he tap all his mana?Copy !req
411. Dude, he just cast
Psychogenic Probe.Copy !req
412. Now every time the other rooster
has to shuffle his deck,Copy !req
413. he loses two health.Copy !req
414. He just had to shuffle it.Copy !req
415. Did you hear that?
He's shuffling the deck already.Copy !req
416. The only thing he's got on the
battleground now is an Overseer.Copy !req
417. Does an Overseer
have trample?Copy !req
418. Does an Overseer
have trample?Copy !req
419. A second Elvish Mystic now,Copy !req
420. and Gadnuk attacks
with Merciful Pretender.Copy !req
421. McCormick sends Charging Rhino
to the graveyard.Copy !req
422. He's desperate now.
Not too much he can —Copy !req
423. Oh! And he's just laid down
Life's Legacy!Copy !req
424. That was not expected!Copy !req
425. Gadnuk doesn't know
what hit him!Copy !req
426. McCormick follows with Crackling
Doom and Abzan Battle Priest!Copy !req
427. Holy shit, dude!Copy !req
428. Gadnuk tries to block
with Living Totem, but —Copy !req
429. Oh!
There is Terra Stomper!Copy !req
430. This is absolute savagery!Copy !req
431. Frenzied Goblin
has been sent to the graveyard,Copy !req
432. and now there is no one
to block Pearl Lake Ancient!Copy !req
433. My God! Someone has to
put a stop to this!Copy !req
434. Freeze!Copy !req
435. Well, well.Copy !req
436. Looks like
I finally caught the big boys.Copy !req
437. You're all going to jail
for a long time,Copy !req
438. especially you, scumbag!Copy !req
439. Lousy cops.
How did you find us?Copy !req
440. We saw your flyers.Copy !req
441. "Panda Express.
Cock magic at 9:00 p.m."Copy !req
442. We didn't put those flyers out.Copy !req
443. And now, for your
half-time entertainment,Copy !req
444. please welcome the incomparable,Copy !req
445. the beautiful,
the Amazingly Randi.Copy !req
446. Uh, dude, your dad's here.Copy !req
447. Thank you! Hey!Copy !req
448. You know, we live in a world
of brutality and violence.Copy !req
449. And some people think there's
no room for wonder anymore.Copy !req
450. Well, just for a moment,
I want you to think one thing —Copy !req
451. whatever you believe is real,
is real.Copy !req
452. Ew!Copy !req
453. All right, for this last bit,
I'm gonna need a volunteer.Copy !req
454. Anybody?Copy !req
455. I'll volunteer.Copy !req
456. All right.
Come on up here.Copy !req
457. What's your name?Copy !req
458. I'm Detective Harris,
South Park Police.Copy !req
459. All right, a hand
for Detective Harris.Copy !req
460. You know, if there's one thing
I could leave you all with,Copy !req
461. it's this —Copy !req
462. let cock magic be done
by the professionals.Copy !req
463. Sir?Copy !req
464. It was so hard-core,
you guys.Copy !req
465. Kenny laid waste
to Gadnuk, Breaker of Worlds.Copy !req
466. It got so out of hand
that the fucking copsCopy !req
467. had to come
and break it up.Copy !req
468. - Wow! The cops came?
- Yeah.Copy !req
469. It was seriously the most manly
thing that's ever happened.Copy !req
470. Kenny cast Glacial Crasher,Copy !req
471. and then Stan's dad
shot his dick off.Copy !req
472. I just — I seriously don't know
where we go from here.Copy !req
473. You all right, Kenny?Copy !req
474. Mrph rmh rmphm.Copy !req
475. Mrph rmh rmh
rmphm mrph rmphm.Copy !req
476. Hey, yeah.
What about poor McNuggets?Copy !req
477. What's he gonna do now?Copy !req
478. Wait a minute.
I've got it, you guys.Copy !req
479. Got what?Copy !req
480. A way to finally do something
good for other people.Copy !req
481. South Park serves,Copy !req
482. and McNuggets
plays a Plains land card.Copy !req
483. 1-nil, South Park.Copy !req
484. Another serve.Copy !req
485. And McNuggets
summons Dawntreader Elk.Copy !req
486. One South Park player
is eliminated.Copy !req
487. You, the girl with
the ponytails — You are dead.Copy !req