1. Whoa!
It's all so real!Copy !req
2. This is amazing!Copy !req
3. It's like I'm there!Copy !req
4. I see all our friends
at school!Copy !req
5. Oh, wow!Copy !req
6. If I hold up my hands,
I can see them, too!Copy !req
7. Whoa!Copy !req
8. Wow! You were right!
I can actually feel it!Copy !req
9. Butters, what the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
10. I feel Stan!
He looks totally real!Copy !req
11. That's awesome, Butters.Copy !req
12. Keep making your way
down the hallway.Copy !req
13. Your vital signs
are looking good.Copy !req
14. What do you see now?Copy !req
15. More of the school.Copy !req
16. What are you doing,
Butters?Copy !req
17. The school and all the kids.Copy !req
18. I still can't hear any sound
except for your voice.Copy !req
19. Yeah, they haven't worked out
the audio yet, but —Copy !req
20. He's so fucking stupid.Copy !req
21. But I'm sure they will soon.Copy !req
22. Ah. Okay.
I think I'm done, Eric.Copy !req
23. I-I'm feeling kind of dizzy,
and, uh —Copy !req
24. - Butters, no! Are you crazy?
- What? What? What?Copy !req
25. What did I tell you
about removing the headsetCopy !req
26. when you're not back
at the access hub?Copy !req
27. Oh, yeah,
that it would split my neuronsCopy !req
28. and scramble my brains —
I forgot!Copy !req
29. You forgot your neurons
would be torn apart?Copy !req
30. Did you also forget that
if you die in virtual reality,Copy !req
31. you die in real life,
Butters?Copy !req
32. I'm sorry!Copy !req
33. You need find your way back
to my room.Copy !req
34. - Can you do that?
- Yeah!Copy !req
35. We only have 8 minutes before
the battery protocols die.Copy !req
36. - You have to hurry!
- Oh, Jesus!Copy !req
37. Okay.
I'm back in your room!Copy !req
38. All right, Butters,
sit down at the computer.Copy !req
39. Now drop the stafernasy window.
We're just gonna make it.Copy !req
40. Stafernasy window dropped!Copy !req
41. Welcome back, dude.Copy !req
42. Wow!
That was cool.Copy !req
43. How do you feel?
Do you feel okay?Copy !req
44. I touched Wendy's boob.Copy !req
45. And then — And then he —
he took of the shop goggles,Copy !req
46. and he was all like,
"Whoa, I'm back!"Copy !req
47. Damn it if it's not
the awesomest thing ever!Copy !req
48. Sounds pretty typical to me.Copy !req
49. Come on, guys.Copy !req
50. This is the "cure de gars"
of Butters torture.Copy !req
51. - "Coup de grâce," Cartman.
- Thank you, Kyle.Copy !req
52. Poor Butters.
Can't you just leave him alone?Copy !req
53. Dude, Butters is an asshole,Copy !req
54. and he deserves to be taken down
once in a while, okay?Copy !req
55. Hey, Eric! What did you say
to the principalCopy !req
56. for missing first period?Copy !req
57. Not that we were doing
anything interesting.Copy !req
58. Right, Eric?Copy !req
59. Yeah, I just told her
I was running lateCopy !req
60. and it won't happen again.Copy !req
61. You know what I said?Copy !req
62. She asked me
why I wasn't in school,Copy !req
63. and I said, "Well, technically,
I was at school."Copy !req
64. Tee hee!Copy !req
65. Sorry, guys, but Eric and I know
a little something you don't.Copy !req
66. Not that it's anything
that cool.Copy !req
67. - Right, Eric?
- Right, Butters.Copy !req
68. - These guys are so dumb, huh?
- Yeah!Copy !req
69. See? He's an asshole.
Fuck him.Copy !req
70. Each time you go
into the virtual world,Copy !req
71. it becomes
more and more dangerous.Copy !req
72. Are you absolutely sure
you want to do this, Butters?Copy !req
73. Well, not 100%.Copy !req
74. Even 10% is good enough.
Here you go.Copy !req
75. Okay.
Subject is ready.Copy !req
76. All right, Butters, I'm booting
up the core competency now.Copy !req
77. Edifice framework is online.
Vital signs appear to be normal.Copy !req
78. - Interim status?
- Interim status is go!Copy !req
79. Digital malcontent
now at parameter Alpha.Copy !req
80. Prepare for full graphic
interfaces on my mark.Copy !req
81. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, mark.Copy !req
82. It worked!
I'm back in!Copy !req
83. All systems normal!Copy !req
84. All right, Butters, behind you,
you should see the door.Copy !req
85. Go through it
and head outside.Copy !req
86. Going now!Copy !req
87. Everything looks good, Butters.
You're doing great.Copy !req
88. - Let's get to work.
- Okay.Copy !req
89. How much more of this
am I supposed to clear up?Copy !req
90. You're doing great.Copy !req
91. Almost done with this level,
Butters.Copy !req
92. Just make sure
you've cleared the drivewayCopy !req
93. and, uh, walkway
of all the virtual snow.Copy !req
94. Okay!
It's so realistic!Copy !req
95. The snow looks kind of fake,
though.Copy !req
96. All right,
I think that's all of it!Copy !req
97. Okay, nice, Butters.Copy !req
98. Um, now go to the front door
and ring the doorbell.Copy !req
99. This is the part
where you collect the money.Copy !req
100. There's a old fat lady here!Copy !req
101. She's holding out money
for me!Copy !req
102. Just take the money,
Butters.Copy !req
103. Okay, I got it!Copy !req
104. You got the money?
Okay, great, Butters.Copy !req
105. Now get back
to the access point.Copy !req
106. Already? Aw, no!Copy !req
107. Yeah, Butters. The discrepancy
bars are oscillating.Copy !req
108. You need to, uh, come back.Copy !req
109. Are you heading back, Butters?Copy !req
110. Butters?Copy !req
111. All right, Butters,
you should get backCopy !req
112. to the access point now.Copy !req
113. You're going off grid.Copy !req
114. I'm sorry, Eric,Copy !req
115. but there's just one thing
I got to do real quick.Copy !req
116. There you are, mister!Copy !req
117. Just what do you think
you're doing?Copy !req
118. Hello, Dad!
It's me — Butters!Copy !req
119. I know that.
What are you —Copy !req
120. This is for all the times
I got grounded.Copy !req
121. Ohh!Copy !req
122. Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
123. Ha! I could almost feel
his balls on my fist!Copy !req
124. How'd you like that, Dad?Copy !req
125. Butters, why?
Oh, my God!Copy !req
126. That was incredible!Copy !req
127. Uh, Butters, uh, get back
to the access point now.Copy !req
128. I feel amazing!Copy !req
129. I'm back outside now!
I'm a bad man!Copy !req
130. You hear me?Copy !req
131. Take that, you stupid cars!Copy !req
132. What the hell
are you doing, kid?Copy !req
133. Butters, it's, uh, time to stop.
Get back to my place.Copy !req
134. Who's the man now?
I'm gonna take his car!Copy !req
135. This is like
Grand Theft Auto!Copy !req
136. Hey!Copy !req
137. Whoa!
I'm in the car now!Copy !req
138. Oh, shit.Copy !req
139. Butters, Butters,
where are you now?Copy !req
140. I'm in the bad part of town!Copy !req
141. I just hit a lamppost!
I'm back on my feet.Copy !req
142. Oh! Oh, that's cool.
There's a prostitute out here.Copy !req
143. Okay, Butters,
let's call it good, okay?Copy !req
144. I'm gonna beat her up
and take her money!Copy !req
145. Wait.
Hang on, Butters.Copy !req
146. Take that, you dumb hooker!Copy !req
147. What you doin',
motherfucker?Copy !req
148. I'm taking your money!Copy !req
149. Ow. Oh, she stabbed me.
Uh, the hooker stabbed me.Copy !req
150. Butters, get back to my room.Copy !req
151. The veracrosses
are destabilizing.Copy !req
152. I can't —
I can't breathe too good, Eric.Copy !req
153. I can't see.
Are you still there?Copy !req
154. Oh.
I think I overdid it.Copy !req
155. I got to take
this thing off.Copy !req
156. What the hell —
What hell is that?Copy !req
157. Aaaah!Copy !req
158. Butters? Butters?Copy !req
159. You're very lucky,
young man.Copy !req
160. You've got a couple
hairline fractures,Copy !req
161. but the knife missed your spleen
by half an inch.Copy !req
162. I — I d-didn't think a knife
could really hurt me.Copy !req
163. I thought I was just
in a virtual reality.Copy !req
164. No, you actually got stabbed
by a hooker.Copy !req
165. We've called your parents,
and they're on their way.Copy !req
166. Your dad wanted me
to let you knowCopy !req
167. that you're grounded more
than you can possibly imagine.Copy !req
168. Aw, nuts!Copy !req
169. Try and relax,
and when your parents get here,Copy !req
170. we'll sort this all out.Copy !req
171. Wonder how long
I'm grounded for.Copy !req
172. Butters.Copy !req
173. - Aah!
- Are you okay?Copy !req
174. Eric!
What are you doing here?Copy !req
175. - I'm not here, Butters.
- What?Copy !req
176. This is going to be hard
to understand, Butters,Copy !req
177. but you've become trapped
in the simulation.Copy !req
178. None of this is real.Copy !req
179. Nunh-unh!Copy !req
180. Yeah-huh.Copy !req
181. I told you
never to take the headset offCopy !req
182. outside the access point,
didn't I?Copy !req
183. We're actually both
at my house right now.Copy !req
184. You're wearing the headset,Copy !req
185. and I'm talking to you
as a computer program.Copy !req
186. That's why I can
manipulate reality.Copy !req
187. What?Copy !req
188. You see, in this world,
things aren't what they seem.Copy !req
189. Aah! Okay, stop! Stop!Copy !req
190. Listen to me carefully,
Butters.Copy !req
191. The Oculus compromise
has been streamlined.Copy !req
192. You can't trust anyone
in this reality.Copy !req
193. Say nothing to no one
about the Oculus Rift.Copy !req
194. If you think they know,
they will kill you.Copy !req
195. How do you know that?Copy !req
196. How would I know
that the nurseCopy !req
197. is about to walk through
that door?Copy !req
198. Everything okay in here?Copy !req
199. Aah!Copy !req
200. Yes!
Yes, everything's fine!Copy !req
201. Okay.Copy !req
202. - Butters.
- No!Copy !req
203. I'm gonna get you
back to reality, Butters,Copy !req
204. but you have to give me time.Copy !req
205. I've got to go.Copy !req
206. The Orion parameters
are embellishing.Copy !req
207. Just stay quiet.Copy !req
208. Aaaah!Copy !req
209. Well, are you happy,
Cartman?Copy !req
210. Butters is
completely traumatized.Copy !req
211. I'm happy that
I totally got away with it.Copy !req
212. What's a 911 area code?Copy !req
213. Hello?Copy !req
214. Hello, Eric.Copy !req
215. My name is Steve
from Oculus customer service.Copy !req
216. There seems to be an error
with our virtual headsets,Copy !req
217. and on behalf of the company,Copy !req
218. I would like to apologize
and try to help.Copy !req
219. With what?Copy !req
220. This is going to be
very jarring for you,Copy !req
221. but there's been
a malfunctionCopy !req
222. with the headset
you ordered from us.Copy !req
223. Right now you're actually
in your room at your computerCopy !req
224. wearing an Oculus headset,Copy !req
225. but you're in a comalike trance,
my friend.Copy !req
226. Fu-u-ck you.Copy !req
227. I understand your shock,
my friend,Copy !req
228. but you have simply been
in the virtual world so long,Copy !req
229. you have forgotten.Copy !req
230. You should probably
listen to him, dude.Copy !req
231. Uh-huh. 'Cause I thought
I was messing with Butters,Copy !req
232. but I'm actually the one
trapped in virtual reality.Copy !req
233. The people you are talking toCopy !req
234. are just computer programs,
my friend.Copy !req
235. Guys, tell him you're not
computer programs.Copy !req
236. Maybe we are.Copy !req
237. Kyle, just don't be a dick
right now.Copy !req
238. I know this is
very hard for you,Copy !req
239. but we don't have
a lot of time.Copy !req
240. You really think
I'm that stupid,Copy !req
241. that I'd believe
all of this, all along,Copy !req
242. has been me living out some kind
of virtual-reality fantasy?Copy !req
243. Fuck you!Copy !req
244. Eric? Poopsiekins?Copy !req
245. Eric?Copy !req
246. Honey, maybe that's enough
computer time.Copy !req
247. It's been about 19 hours now.Copy !req
248. I know you said not to
disturb you with your new toy,Copy !req
249. but Mommy thought
maybe you needed to eat.Copy !req
250. All right,
I'll just leave it here, hon.Copy !req
251. I'm turning in for the night.
Mommy loves you.Copy !req
252. What kind of person
did we raise you to be?Copy !req
253. You think this world is just
there for your amusement?Copy !req
254. You are not
to leave this room,Copy !req
255. and you are not allowed
to use the phone or computer!Copy !req
256. Please!
You can't do that!Copy !req
257. I have to find a way
out of this!Copy !req
258. Oh, no, mister.
You are grounded!Copy !req
259. Are you fucking with me?Copy !req
260. What?
What do you mean?Copy !req
261. Butters, I'm seriously.
Are you fucking with me?Copy !req
262. I don't know
what you mean —Copy !req
263. Because if you are,
it's not cool.Copy !req
264. Eric, you said
you were gonnaCopy !req
265. get me out of
this virtual world.Copy !req
266. Butters, I talked
to Oculus customer service,Copy !req
267. and they said I'm the one
who's wearing a headsetCopy !req
268. and has forgotten
he's in virtual reality.Copy !req
269. Oh, really?
Oh, that's a relief.Copy !req
270. Oh, it's a relief, huh?
Well, guess what, Butters.Copy !req
271. If I'm the one trapped
in virtual reality,Copy !req
272. that means that you're nothing
but a computer program!Copy !req
273. - Oh, God!
- That's right!Copy !req
274. - Oh, God!
- That's right!Copy !req
275. Now, you better stop
messing around, Butters,Copy !req
276. so I can help you
out of this.Copy !req
277. Because you know how I said
if you die in virtual reality,Copy !req
278. you die in real life?Copy !req
279. Yeah.Copy !req
280. Well, if you get grounded
in virtual reality,Copy !req
281. you get grounded in real life,
too — forever!Copy !req
282. Hello?Copy !req
283. Kyle, it's Butters.
I've been grounded!Copy !req
284. Again?Copy !req
285. No, no!
You don't understand!Copy !req
286. This time, I've been grounded
for no good reason.Copy !req
287. - I didn't do anything, Kyle.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
288. I think there's something
supernatural going on.Copy !req
289. I asked my dad
why I was being grounded,Copy !req
290. and he said that for asking him,
that I was more grounded.Copy !req
291. It doesn't make sense!Copy !req
292. Butters, Butters, I'm — I'm
kind of super busy right now.Copy !req
293. Please!
Just go to Cartman's house!Copy !req
294. I think the answer
might be within —Copy !req
295. Butters! Who is that?Copy !req
296. Mrph! Mrph rmhmhm
rm mrph rmhmhm rm!Copy !req
297. Mrph rmh?
Mrph rmhmhm rm!Copy !req
298. Mrph rmhmhm
rm mrph rmhmhm!Copy !req
299. You found Cartman like this,Copy !req
300. and you think he's somehow
trapped in virtual reality?Copy !req
301. Mrph!Copy !req
302. Fu-u-ck you.Copy !req
303. Mrph?Copy !req
304. - Get up, Cartman.
- Mrph rmhmhm rm!Copy !req
305. Okay, then, let's take him
to the hospital.Copy !req
306. You hear that, fatso?
You're going to the hospital!Copy !req
307. Kyle, maybe this is for real.Copy !req
308. Fuck you
if you're in on this.Copy !req
309. In on what?Copy !req
310. Oh, fuck you.Copy !req
311. Yes, no, sorry.Copy !req
312. But because you bought
two business-class tickets,Copy !req
313. I cannot refund the fares.Copy !req
314. That's right.
There is nothing we can do.Copy !req
315. All right, have I answered
all your customer concernsCopy !req
316. in a timely, polite manner?Copy !req
317. Thank you for calling Korean
Airlines customer service.Copy !req
318. El Pollo Loco customer service.
This is Steve.Copy !req
319. Oh. Uh, we're trying to reach
Oculus customer service.Copy !req
320. Oh, yes.
Uh, yes, my friend.Copy !req
321. Oculus customer service.
This is Steve.Copy !req
322. Yeah, our friend had been
missing for a few days,Copy !req
323. so we went
and checked on him,Copy !req
324. and he's in a coma,
wearing your headset.Copy !req
325. Oh, yes, yes!Copy !req
326. - What is your name, please?
- Kyle.Copy !req
327. Kyle, I need to advise you
that this call may be recordedCopy !req
328. to help with better
customer service in the future.Copy !req
329. Is that agreeable to you?Copy !req
330. I don't care.Copy !req
331. He doesn't care!
I can continue!Copy !req
332. All right, listen
very carefully, my friend.Copy !req
333. The headset we sold you
are having some minor problems.Copy !req
334. You mean he's actually stuck
in virtual reality?Copy !req
335. Yes, and that is whyCopy !req
336. we are trying to locate all
the headsets and do a recall.Copy !req
337. Do you understand?
It is a total recall.Copy !req
338. Fu-u-ck you.Copy !req
339. Fuck you what?Copy !req
340. He says they're doing
a total recall.Copy !req
341. Oh, fuck you.Copy !req
342. All right, did I take care
of all your customer needsCopy !req
343. in a timely and satisfactory
fashion today?Copy !req
344. You haven't done anything yet.Copy !req
345. But the customer service —
Was that reliable,Copy !req
346. and did I accurately
and politely respondCopy !req
347. to your concerns?Copy !req
348. We need help.
Our friend is in a coma.Copy !req
349. Uh, let's see.Copy !req
350. Uh, it looks like one of youCopy !req
351. is going to have to put on
the Oculus headsetCopy !req
352. and go into the virtual worldCopy !req
353. and convince your friend
to get to an access point.Copy !req
354. Could you try that, my friend?Copy !req
355. It's okay.
Everything is cool.Copy !req
356. Don't let anyone
mess with your head,Copy !req
357. and it's all gonna be fine.Copy !req
358. You're cool, Eric.
You're cool.Copy !req
359. Hey, Cartman.
I need to talk to you.Copy !req
360. I know.
Let's go to the backyard.Copy !req
361. Cartman, I'm going to
tell you something,Copy !req
362. and I need you to believe me,
even if it seems impossible.Copy !req
363. Okay, Kyle.Copy !req
364. All right, here it goes.Copy !req
365. Cartman,
you aren't really here.Copy !req
366. Mm.Copy !req
367. And why do you know that,
Kyle?Copy !req
368. Because I saw you, okay,
in your room,Copy !req
369. passed out
with a V.R. headset on.Copy !req
370. Customer service
said that one of usCopy !req
371. needed to put on the headset
and come get you,Copy !req
372. and that's why I'm here.Copy !req
373. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
374. I know it's hard to believe,
but you have to trust me.Copy !req
375. And why did the guys
send you, Kyle?Copy !req
376. What do you mean?Copy !req
377. Kyle, I want you
to brace yourself.Copy !req
378. This is going to be
extremely hard to believe,Copy !req
379. but you are the one
that's been in a comaCopy !req
380. with the V.R. headset on.Copy !req
381. Fuck you.Copy !req
382. I know it's hard
to grasp, Kyle,Copy !req
383. but I was the one sent
by customer serviceCopy !req
384. to try and convince youCopy !req
385. that none of what you've seen
is real.Copy !req
386. You bought
the Oculus Rift headset, Kyle.Copy !req
387. Don't do that.Copy !req
388. - Calm down.
- No!Copy !req
389. I put your headset on
and came here to —Copy !req
390. In virtual reality,
yes, you did.Copy !req
391. No. Then I came
into this virtual space.Copy !req
392. You've been in the virtual space
all along, Kyle.Copy !req
393. Think about it.
We're archrivals.Copy !req
394. Why would the guys send you in
to convince me of anything?Copy !req
395. Fuck you.Copy !req
396. Why would they send you in
to convince me of anything?Copy !req
397. Fuck!Copy !req
398. Thanks for calling Best Buy.
How can I direct your call?Copy !req
399. Yes.
My name is Kyle Broflovski.Copy !req
400. Can you tell me if I purchased
an Oculus Rift headset there?Copy !req
401. Or if I did.Copy !req
402. Or if you sold one
to an Eric Cartman?Copy !req
403. I'm gonna have to connect you
to customer service.Copy !req
404. Hang on a sec.Copy !req
405. Best Buy customer service.
This is Steve.Copy !req
406. Dude. What?Copy !req
407. What? Hello?Copy !req
408. Yes, hello.Copy !req
409. This call may be recordedCopy !req
410. to ensure good customer service
in the future.Copy !req
411. Dude, now this is
getting weird.Copy !req
412. Well, this looks
like a lovely meal.Copy !req
413. Too bad Butters
won't be enjoying it.Copy !req
414. You hear that, mister?
No dinner for you!Copy !req
415. While you're grounded,
you can just go to bed hungry!Copy !req
416. Linda, do you remember
why Butters is grounded?Copy !req
417. What — What did he do?Copy !req
418. Oh, I don't know, Stephen.Copy !req
419. I let you handle
all the groundings.Copy !req
420. It's strange.Copy !req
421. I don't recall him really doing
anything particularly bad,Copy !req
422. and yet — and yet
he is grounded.Copy !req
423. And no bouncing a racquetball,
either!Copy !req
424. No, listen, I called customer
service because I need help.Copy !req
425. What am I supposed to do?Copy !req
426. Wait. Stan?Copy !req
427. Hold on.Copy !req
428. Is this my virtual reality
or Cartman's virtual reality?Copy !req
429. It's neither.Copy !req
430. I know this might be hard
for you to grasp right now,Copy !req
431. but this is all
actually real.Copy !req
432. No, no, after we found Cartman,
I put the headset on and —Copy !req
433. No, dude, dude, we've all
been here the entire time.Copy !req
434. Holy shit.Copy !req
435. Then this is all real.Copy !req
436. We've all been here
from the beginning,Copy !req
437. taking turns
on the Oculus Rift headset.Copy !req
438. No, you guys,
this is virtual reality.Copy !req
439. How do you know?Copy !req
440. Because I'm a computer program.Copy !req
441. God damn it, Cartman.Copy !req
442. I'm telling you guys. I swear.
You have to believe me.Copy !req
443. I am a computer program.
I'm not real.Copy !req
444. He's lying.Copy !req
445. I'm not lying.Copy !req
446. Go ahead and ask
customer service.Copy !req
447. What was the name
of the personCopy !req
448. who first called you
for customer service?Copy !req
449. Oh, yes, yes, yes!
That I can answer.Copy !req
450. His name was Butters.Copy !req
451. Butters called
customer service first?Copy !req
452. Have I answered
all your questionsCopy !req
453. in a satisfying
and courteous manner?Copy !req
454. Come on.
We're going to Butters' house.Copy !req
455. Hello? My friend?Copy !req
456. My friend, I believe we are
having some technical issuesCopy !req
457. with our phone line.Copy !req
458. Please hang on.Copy !req
459. I'm going to call
customer service.Copy !req
460. Hello. Customer service.
This is Steve.Copy !req
461. Hello! This is Steve
with customer service.Copy !req
462. Uh, no, no, no, no, my friend.Copy !req
463. I am Steve
with customer service.Copy !req
464. Listen, my friend.Copy !req
465. This is going to be
very hard to comprehend,Copy !req
466. but none of what
you are seeing is real.Copy !req
467. Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
468. My friend,
my friend, my friend,Copy !req
469. a customer who was in virtual
reality called customer service,Copy !req
470. and it has created a
customer feedback loop, okay?Copy !req
471. Here in India, we call it
a customer feedback vindaloop.Copy !req
472. Oh, fuck you.Copy !req
473. No, no, no, no, no.
Do not fuck me because I am you,Copy !req
474. and then we will just
be fucking ourselves!Copy !req
475. Now, have I provided answers
to your questionsCopy !req
476. in a courteous
and prompt fashion?Copy !req
477. What do you mean,Copy !req
478. have you answered
all my questions?Copy !req
479. No! You have not answered
any questions at all!Copy !req
480. No, no, no, no, no.
Listen. Listen.Copy !req
481. If I didn't answer
your questions,Copy !req
482. then we have given
bad customer service.Copy !req
483. But you didn't answer
any of my questions!Copy !req
484. Well, what is more important,
my friend —Copy !req
485. the result
or good customer service?Copy !req
486. Butters!Copy !req
487. Ah! But you guys
can't be here.Copy !req
488. Why not?Copy !req
489. Because I'm grounded.
That means no visitors.Copy !req
490. Butters, when did you call
Oculus Rift customer service?Copy !req
491. When we were playing
with the Oculus headset.Copy !req
492. Don't you guys remember?Copy !req
493. We were all
messing around with it.Copy !req
494. I played with it first
and went a little nuts.Copy !req
495. I forgot I was in virtual
reality, and I got grounded.Copy !req
496. And now I'm grounded
in real life.Copy !req
497. So now we are
in the real world?Copy !req
498. Yes!Copy !req
499. You guys,
I have accepted the realityCopy !req
500. that I am just
a computer program.Copy !req
501. The fact is
that one of us right nowCopy !req