1. Well, that was a lot of fun.
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What's that?
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I'll be relaxing on my iPad.
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- Timmy!
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It works great!
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in a 2014 Hummer?
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Shut up!
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what time of year it is?
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for next year's summer camp?
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Jimmy has raised $16!
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the competitions,
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getting all the chicks.
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of car salesmen!
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and parking spaces.
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out of work for good.
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who doesn't like to see
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lose their jobs, that's all.
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this illegitimate business.
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the police shut him down.
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Christmas in Rocksummer prices?
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You kill the snake.
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from the union.
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to do what we want.
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Hello, gentlemen.
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he'll be laid up awhile.
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Wait, you what?
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Both of them!
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a hot news flash.
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a crippled kid,
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their occupation.
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Thank you.
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- Hey, Timmy.
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Nathan.
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you can't possibly handle
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drive Handicars, too?
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Summer camp, here we come.
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I thought you hated Handicar.
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Handicar at your service.
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to see my dick?
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Would you like to see mine?
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a shark was bad.
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What are you doing?
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a Handicar driver now.
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having a Handicap
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- Timmy!
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is really changing, Gerald.
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Out of my way, please.
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of automotive transport.
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of Tesla Motorcars, Elon Musk.
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the Tesla D,
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and efficient,
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in a few small towns.
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to any part of the world,
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to and from school,
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people and things?
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It's just so damn handy!
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- Timmy!
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some fund-raising, too.
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Elon Musk, from Tesla?
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A friendly race this Saturday?
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You need to see this!
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into an international crisis.
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Holy shit!
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the Treaty of Salzburg,
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to the Wacky Races
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from Dick Dastardly or Muttley.
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Wacky Races are back on!
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Wacky Races are back on!
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Wacky Races Saturday morning!
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at your house?
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We're out of cereal!
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- That guy has two!
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don't you understand?
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what they're doing?
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with Handicaps.
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prove anything.
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Don't you see?
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as possible.
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to make Handicar — Oop, sorry.
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I went too far.
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to make Handicar
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of the future.
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with all that money.
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of shared-ride drivers
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in the Wacky Races,
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the future of transportation.
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the starting line.
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out of San Francisco.
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based on Chinese bicycles.
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Elon Musk in his new Tesla D.
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the Queef,
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on female natural gas.
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with Timmy Burch,
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on the way-out Wacky Races.
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a lot of violence today.
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over transport is under way,
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and vile than many remember.
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of the Wacky Races.
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must follow the same route.
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the town of South Park,
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through Giggling Gulch
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to pick up the passenger,
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in Morrison.
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past the Hummer vehicle.
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as the Wacky Racers
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to pick up the passenger.
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appears to take the lead.
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the passenger before we do.
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to lose the race!
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and lose the whole business.
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when he gets the passenger,
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waiting for him.
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to go to summer camp so bad,
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you don't want to go,
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I got it.
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- Yeah?
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overtakes the self-driving car.
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by Matthew McConaughey.
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to drive one.
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the Lyft car is
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and pick up the passenger.
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but look at this.
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the Lyft car off the road.
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taking the passenger to the car,
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let her drive herself.
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a fully automated sound system,
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is operated right here.
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in one of these puppies?
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one of his kooky inventions
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out of commission for good.
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- Jesus! Did you see that? Oh!
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being taken to the Tesla D now.
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in the back of the taxi,
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433. The Canadian car's
completely run out of queefs.
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434. With the race nearly over,
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435. it's the taxi out in front,
followed by self-driving car,
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436. and then pulling up in third
is Handicar.
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437. Timmy!
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438. It's gonna be a close one.
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439. Not too close, Boopsie.
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440. Oh, no — Dick Dastardly
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441. is up to no-do-goodery again.
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442. Oh! Oh! Dude!
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443. - Oh!
- Oh, dude!
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444. - Boom!
- Boom!
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445. And there's Handicar
to pick Mrs. Applegate up!
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446. That's it.
Handicar has the passenger.
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447. We're almost in range.
Another 100 feet.
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448. Wait a minute.
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449. What the hell
are all those cars?
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450. Holy shit!
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451. Timmy!
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452. Timmy!
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453. Aah!
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454. Liv-a-la!
Timmy!
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455. We're near the finish line.
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456. The race is almost over.
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457. Handicar is in the lead,
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458. still way out in front
of the Zipcar
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459. driven by Matthew McConaughey.
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460. Sometimes you got to go forward
by going backward.
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461. Are we driving cars,
or are cars driving us?
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462. The Dastardly car
is racing past both.
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463. This could be an upset, folks.
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464. Timmy!
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465. Good night,
you son of a bitch.
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466. Mimsy, I told you
to put the explosives
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467. under Timmy's seat!
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468. Derr, you told me
to put the explosives
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469. under the seat of that fake,
soft-spoken douche bag
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470. that everyone loves!
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471. Not that fake,
soft-spoken douche bag
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472. that everyone loves!
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473. Oh, my.
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474. It appears that an explosion
has opened up a wormhole
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475. with Matthew McConaughey inside.
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476. Mimsy...
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477. And there's the finish.
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478. It looks like Handicar
has done it.
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479. Timmy!
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480. A big congratulations
to our fund-raising champion.
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481. After selling the Handicar
rights to Elon Musk,
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482. Timmy has raised $2.3 billion
for summer camp.
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483. Great job to all of you.
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484. This is sure to be
the best summer camp ever!
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485. All set for bed, honey?
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486. Yeah, I like to sleep
at nighttime!
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487. All right.
Good night.
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489. Wait. Mom?
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490. Can we talk?
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491. Um, yes.
O-Of course.
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492. This is very difficult, Mom.
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493. But, um...
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494. You know how every year
I go to summer camp?
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495. Well, I hate it.
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496. I hate it, and I don't want
to go anymore.
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497. I'm sorry.
I can't understand you, honey.
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498. You're handicapped.
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499. What's to understand?
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500. I'm telling you
I don't want to go
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501. to that stupid camp anymore!
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502. You want water?
Is that what you want?
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503. No!
I don't want to go to camp!
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504. Oh, yes. Okay, honey.
I'll turn off the lamp.
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505. No!
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506. That's not
what I fucking said!
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507. Goddamn it!
Now I can't even see!
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508. Ow!
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509. What's he saying?
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510. That he doesn't want to go
to summer camp this year,
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511. but I'll be damned if he's
gonna ruin our Italy trip.
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512. Right.
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513. Oh! Aah! Mimsy!
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