1. Well, that was a lot of fun.
Thanks for inviting us, guys.Copy !req
2. - Sure. You bet.
- Are you guys parked over here?Copy !req
3. Oh, no, no, no.
We — We took a Handicar.Copy !req
4. It was easier that way.Copy !req
5. A Handicar?
What's that?Copy !req
6. You don't use Handicar?Copy !req
7. No, see, you just get
the Handicar app.Copy !req
8. It uses GPS
to locate where you are,Copy !req
9. and a Handicar comes
and picks you up.Copy !req
10. Wow.Copy !req
11. Yeah, and it's cheaper
than a taxi.Copy !req
12. I'm telling you, it's the future
of transportation.Copy !req
13. Oh, here it comes.Copy !req
14. Honey, our Handicar's here.Copy !req
15. Timmy!Copy !req
16. Have fun driving home.
I'll be relaxing on my iPad.Copy !req
17. - Lucky.
- Timmy!Copy !req
18. Download the app!
It works great!Copy !req
19. Uh, excuse me.
I think someone puked back here.Copy !req
20. You don't like puke?Copy !req
21. Could you turn
the radio downCopy !req
22. and the air-conditioning up,
please?Copy !req
23. No air-conditioning.
Too expensive.Copy !req
24. Aah!Copy !req
25. Not enough people taking cab.Copy !req
26. Don't know what's wrong.Copy !req
27. Timmy!Copy !req
28. What the fuck?Copy !req
29. We got a big sales event
going on, folks!Copy !req
30. Hey, guys!Copy !req
31. Can I get you
in a 2014 Hummer?Copy !req
32. Rocktober sales event, guys!Copy !req
33. No, thanks.Copy !req
34. Only a few more
guitar licks leftCopy !req
35. in Rocktober, guys!Copy !req
36. We're good!
Shut up!Copy !req
37. Oh, here's our Handicar.Copy !req
38. Timmy!Copy !req
39. What the fuck?Copy !req
40. All right, kids, you know
what time of year it is?Copy !req
41. That's right.
It's autumn.Copy !req
42. And that means
our fund-raisingCopy !req
43. for next year's summer camp
is in full gear.Copy !req
44. Is everyone psyched
for next year's summer camp?Copy !req
45. So far,
Jimmy has raised $16!Copy !req
46. Francis has raised $29.32.Copy !req
47. And Timmy has raised $2,063!Copy !req
48. Timmy!Copy !req
49. All righty,
if you guys keep this up,Copy !req
50. we'll raise the money
for summer camp in no time!Copy !req
51. I won't do it, Mimsy.Copy !req
52. I won't spend another summer
at that stupid camp.Copy !req
53. Derr, we don't like camp,
boss?Copy !req
54. We hate camp, Mimsy.Copy !req
55. The singing,
the competitions,Copy !req
56. Jimmy Valmer
getting all the chicks.Copy !req
57. Oh, yeah, and don't forget
last year at summer camp,Copy !req
58. you got raped by a shark.Copy !req
59. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha!Copy !req
60. Shut up, Mimsy!Copy !req
61. I'm not gonna spend
my summer trapped at campCopy !req
62. with these
punch-happy assholes.Copy !req
63. We got to find a wayCopy !req
64. to put Handicar
out of business and fast.Copy !req
65. Oh, boy, we're gonna wreck
Timmy's business, huh, boss?Copy !req
66. Shh, shh!Copy !req
67. Hey, boys. Are you excited
for camp next year?Copy !req
68. Yes, Counselor Steve.
We like the tug of war.Copy !req
69. All right, well, just keep
working on those donations.Copy !req
70. Come on, Mimsy.Copy !req
71. We got to figure out
how we're gonna make HandicarCopy !req
72. a thing of the past.Copy !req
73. Oh, boy!Copy !req
74. We are united as brothersCopy !req
75. because just as Handicar's
taken away jobsCopy !req
76. from honest, hardworking
cab drivers,Copy !req
77. it's also taking food
from the mouthsCopy !req
78. of the children
of car salesmen!Copy !req
79. I don't have any children.Copy !req
80. Who does this handicapped boy
think he is?Copy !req
81. He's not even in union.Copy !req
82. He's taking
all our businessCopy !req
83. because people find it
more convenient!Copy !req
84. And because he's handicapped,Copy !req
85. he can use special access points
and parking spaces.Copy !req
86. That kid was born
with an unfair advantage!Copy !req
87. Who is this rat?Copy !req
88. His name is Timmy Burch.Copy !req
89. And if you don't
do something quick,Copy !req
90. you're all gonna be
out of work for good.Copy !req
91. Who are you?Copy !req
92. Just someone
who doesn't like to seeCopy !req
93. hard workers like yourselves
lose their jobs, that's all.Copy !req
94. Nobody takes jobs
away from us!Copy !req
95. We need to speak to mayorCopy !req
96. and tell her to shut down
this illegitimate business.Copy !req
97. Or maybe we could have
the police shut him down.Copy !req
98. Hey, I got an idea!Copy !req
99. Why don't you guysCopy !req
100. just make your cars
cleaner and nicerCopy !req
101. and try to be
better to your customersCopy !req
102. so that you can competeCopy !req
103. with Handicar's popularity
in the marketplace?Copy !req
104. Just ignore my friend.
He's mentally disabled.Copy !req
105. Oh, yeah.
Don't mind me.Copy !req
106. Now, listen, everybody.Copy !req
107. If you're a sheep herderCopy !req
108. and there's a snake
taking away your sheep,Copy !req
109. what do you do
to the snake?Copy !req
110. Offer it last year's
Christmas in Rocksummer prices?Copy !req
111. No, you fucking moron.
You kill the snake.Copy !req
112. Timmy, Timmy.Copy !req
113. Timmy, Timmy.Copy !req
114. Timmy, Timmy, Timmy.Copy !req
115. Hey, wake up, you little scab.Copy !req
116. T-T-Timmy?Copy !req
117. We got a message for ya
from the union.Copy !req
118. Just imagine it, Mimsy —Copy !req
119. a whole summer to ourselves
to do what we want.Copy !req
120. It's going to be awesome.Copy !req
121. Well, well.
Hello, gentlemen.Copy !req
122. I understand you've taken care
of our little problem?Copy !req
123. Yeah, we sure did.Copy !req
124. Let's just say
he'll be laid up awhile.Copy !req
125. Yeah, we snuck in his room
last night,Copy !req
126. and we broke his legs.Copy !req
127. Oh, boy, that's gr—
Wait, you what?Copy !req
128. Timmy!Copy !req
129. But we broke his legs.
Both of them!Copy !req
130. Let me give you guys
a hot news flash.Copy !req
131. If you want to hurt
a crippled kid,Copy !req
132. you don't break
his fucking legs!Copy !req
133. How can people be
so ineffectual, Mimsy?Copy !req
134. Derr, I don't know, boss.Copy !req
135. These are supposed
to be menCopy !req
136. who care about
their occupation.Copy !req
137. Maybe if they're
that incompetent,Copy !req
138. we shouldn't be trying
to save their jobs.Copy !req
139. Maybe Handicar's a kind of
economic natural selection,Copy !req
140. where the more diligent workersCopy !req
141. are weeding out
the useless ones.Copy !req
142. Derr!Copy !req
143. Shut up, Mimsy!Copy !req
144. Right here is good.
Thank you.Copy !req
145. I can just use the app
to tip you, right?Copy !req
146. Timmy!Copy !req
147. Oh, this is so handy.
Thank you.Copy !req
148. Timmy.Copy !req
149. - Timmy, Timmy.
- Hey, Timmy.Copy !req
150. It's your friend from camp,
Nathan.Copy !req
151. Timmy!Copy !req
152. Listen,
you can't possibly handleCopy !req
153. all this business
you're getting.Copy !req
154. Admit it.Copy !req
155. You've got more customers
than you can handle.Copy !req
156. Timmy.Copy !req
157. I've got an amazing idea.Copy !req
158. Why don't you let other people
drive Handicars, too?Copy !req
159. Think of all the money
you could raise for campCopy !req
160. if you expand your business.Copy !req
161. Hmm. Timmy.Copy !req
162. I'm sure you could find
a lot of interested drivers.Copy !req
163. Timmy.Copy !req
164. That's great.
Summer camp, here we come.Copy !req
165. Now kiss your business goodbye,
asshole.Copy !req
166. Derr, I don't get it, boss.
I thought you hated Handicar.Copy !req
167. How's come now
you want to work for him?Copy !req
168. It's very simple, Mimsy.Copy !req
169. I'm gonna take down Handicar
by being an employeeCopy !req
170. who sexually harasses
the passengers.Copy !req
171. - Derr, sexual harassment, boss?
- It's simple.Copy !req
172. If you're a sheep herderCopy !req
173. and a snake
is killing your sheep,Copy !req
174. you just need
to have the snakeCopy !req
175. get sued
for sexual misconduct.Copy !req
176. Now, you find me a female
passenger on that appCopy !req
177. and leave the rest to me.Copy !req
178. Derr, oh, boy!Copy !req
179. Timmy.Copy !req
180. Hello, ma'am.
Handicar at your service.Copy !req
181. Climb on in.Copy !req
182. So, let me
ask you a question.Copy !req
183. Would you like
to see my dick?Copy !req
184. Sure.
Would you like to see mine?Copy !req
185. Uh-oh!Copy !req
186. Mimsy!Copy !req
187. Aah! Aah! Mimsy!Copy !req
188. And I thought
a shark was bad.Copy !req
189. Come on, honey.Copy !req
190. It says our Handicar
is just pulling up.Copy !req
191. Timmy.Copy !req
192. Oh, hi, Gerald, Sheila.Copy !req
193. Steven?
What are you doing?Copy !req
194. You didn't know? Anyone can be
a Handicar driver now.Copy !req
195. All you have to do
is get your own wheelchair,Copy !req
196. and you can earn a Handicap.Copy !req
197. I've had my Handicap
for about three days now.Copy !req
198. Get on in.Copy !req
199. I'm telling you, Gerald,
having a HandicapCopy !req
200. is a great way to make
some money on the side.Copy !req
201. Timmy!Copy !req
202. - Timmy!
- Timmy!Copy !req
203. The world of transportation
is really changing, Gerald.Copy !req
204. Derr, gee, your idea
to have Handicar expandCopy !req
205. really worked, boss.Copy !req
206. Excuse me.
Out of my way, please.Copy !req
207. I have a Handicap.Copy !req
208. I had a handicapCopy !req
209. way before you got paid
to have one!Copy !req
210. Ha! You sound like that
Matthew McConaughey guy.Copy !req
211. Derr, "I drove a LincolnCopy !req
212. way before I got paid
to drive one."Copy !req
213. Derr!Copy !req
214. Shut up, Mimsy!Copy !req
215. For the past eight years,Copy !req
216. Tesla has been
the leading innovatorCopy !req
217. in the world
of automotive transport.Copy !req
218. And now the president and CEO
of Tesla Motorcars, Elon Musk.Copy !req
219. Today I am proud to announce
the Tesla D,Copy !req
220. the most innovative
and efficient,Copy !req
221. world-friendly mode
of transportation ever created.Copy !req
222. Any questions?Copy !req
223. Yes, uh, what about Handicar?Copy !req
224. What about it?Copy !req
225. Well, all over the country,Copy !req
226. people are realizing
that using an app to ride-shareCopy !req
227. is even more convenient
and eco-friendlyCopy !req
228. than electric cars.Copy !req
229. How do you intend to competeCopy !req
230. with this boy genius
in Colorado?Copy !req
231. I am so sick of hearing
about app-based ride-sharing!Copy !req
232. The future of transportation
is the electric car,Copy !req
233. not wheelchairs!Copy !req
234. Don't worry, Elon.Copy !req
235. Handicar is just
a small company.Copy !req
236. Oh, sure, operating
in a few small towns.Copy !req
237. But when they start absorbing
the taxi markets,Copy !req
238. bringing taxi service
to any part of the world,Copy !req
239. driving your kids
to and from school,Copy !req
240. delivering both
people and things?Copy !req
241. We can't compete with Handicar.
It's just so damn handy!Copy !req
242. If there is a wayCopy !req
243. to reduce Handicar's
positive publicity,Copy !req
244. then we need to do it now.Copy !req
245. And you — You say
it's theoretically possible?Copy !req
246. Of course.
It's very simple.Copy !req
247. If you're a sheep herderCopy !req
248. and a snake is killing
all your sheep,Copy !req
249. how do you
get rid of the snake?Copy !req
250. Who's the sheep herder?Copy !req
251. You are.Copy !req
252. Who's the snake?Copy !req
253. Handicar.Copy !req
254. Derr, it's an analogy!Copy !req
255. Shut up, Mimsy!Copy !req
256. If you're a sheep herderCopy !req
257. and a snake
is killing your sheep,Copy !req
258. all you have to doCopy !req
259. is prove to the sheep
that the snakeCopy !req
260. is a completely
inferior entity.Copy !req
261. - Timmy!
- Timmy!Copy !req
262. Hey, Timmy.Copy !req
263. How is the fund-raising
for camp going?Copy !req
264. - Timmy!
- That's great.Copy !req
265. I can't wait
for camp this year.Copy !req
266. We are doing
some fund-raising, too.Copy !req
267. Have you heard of my friend,
Elon Musk, from Tesla?Copy !req
268. Good day to you.Copy !req
269. Timmy!Copy !req
270. Hey, how would you
like to haveCopy !req
271. a friendly little race?Copy !req
272. It would be great publicityCopy !req
273. for your fund-raising
and for ours.Copy !req
274. Derr, we're gonna get Timmy
killed in the race, huh, boss?Copy !req
275. Shut up, Mimsy!Copy !req
276. What do you say, Timmy?
A friendly race this Saturday?Copy !req
277. We'll see you
at 9:00 a.m. sharp.Copy !req
278. Hey, everyone!
You need to see this!Copy !req
279. What started
as a simple contestCopy !req
280. is quickly escalating
into an international crisis.Copy !req
281. As electronic cars challenge
the oil industryCopy !req
282. and transportation alternatives
fight for dominance,Copy !req
283. the unavoidable outcome
may be a conflictCopy !req
284. the likes the world
has not seen since the '70s.Copy !req
285. It appears that the world
is once again on the brinkCopy !req
286. of Wacky Races.Copy !req
287. Wacky Races?
Holy shit!Copy !req
288. The prime minister of Japan
has insistedCopy !req
289. that any race would break
the Treaty of Salzburg,Copy !req
290. which called for a cease-fire
to the Wacky RacesCopy !req
291. for their senseless brutality.Copy !req
292. They also claim that
if a race does take place,Copy !req
293. they would have no choiceCopy !req
294. but to enter their completely
self-driven prototype LexusCopy !req
295. into the conflict.Copy !req
296. The Canadians and Chinese
are also sayingCopy !req
297. they would be forced to race,Copy !req
298. and no one yet has heard
from Dick Dastardly or Muttley.Copy !req
299. Unless a miracle happens,
this Saturday morningCopy !req
300. the world will witness
the first Wacky RacesCopy !req
301. in nearly 50 years.Copy !req
302. Wacky Races are on!
Wacky Races are back on!Copy !req
303. Oh, my God,
Wacky Races are back on!Copy !req
304. Randy, they're bringing back
Wacky Races Saturday morning!Copy !req
305. I know! Are we watching
at your house?Copy !req
306. That's it, everyone!
We're out of cereal!Copy !req
307. - No! I didn't get any!
- That guy has two!Copy !req
308. I'm sorry, there's none left,
don't you understand?Copy !req
309. Don't you see
what they're doing?Copy !req
310. This is just another example
of corporationsCopy !req
311. trying to keep down people
with Handicaps.Copy !req
312. Don't do the race.Copy !req
313. You don't have to
prove anything.Copy !req
314. He has to do it.
Don't you see?Copy !req
315. He has people
that are depending on himCopy !req
316. to raise as much money
as possible.Copy !req
317. There are hundreds of people
with Handicaps now.Copy !req
318. Timmy.Copy !req
319. But isn't that the problem?Copy !req
320. I mean, let's face it.Copy !req
321. It's not like he's able
to keep the driver quality up.Copy !req
322. Anyone can have
a Handicap now.Copy !req
323. I mean,
even Matthew McConaughey'sCopy !req
324. a Handicar driver,
for Christ's sake.Copy !req
325. Hey...Copy !req
326. I was driving a HandicarCopy !req
327. way before I got paid
to drive one.Copy !req
328. I just like how it feels.Copy !req
329. Look, the point isCopy !req
330. that this is your opportunity
to make Handicar — Oop, sorry.Copy !req
331. Hold on. Sorry.
I went too far.Copy !req
332. This is your opportunity
to make HandicarCopy !req
333. the transportation
of the future.Copy !req
334. Think what you could do
with all that money.Copy !req
335. And here they are,Copy !req
336. the most daredevil group
of shared-ride driversCopy !req
337. to ever whirl their wheels,
in the Wacky Races,Copy !req
338. competing for the title of
the future of transportation.Copy !req
339. Cars are approaching
the starting line.Copy !req
340. First off is the Lyft car,Copy !req
341. a ride-sharing company
out of San Francisco.Copy !req
342. Next up is the Zipcar,Copy !req
343. a pay-by-the-hour concept
based on Chinese bicycles.Copy !req
344. Maneuvering for positionCopy !req
345. is a standard taxicab
driven by an angry Russian.Copy !req
346. Right behind
is a Hummer salesmanCopy !req
347. in his 2014 Hummer No Class.Copy !req
348. And there's ingenious inventor
Elon Musk in his new Tesla D.Copy !req
349. Oh, and here's the lovely
Canadian actress Neve CampbellCopy !req
350. in the Canadian concept vehicle
the Queef,Copy !req
351. powered completely
on female natural gas.Copy !req
352. Next we have the Handicar
with Timmy Burch,Copy !req
353. and there's the completely
automated self-driving carCopy !req
354. from Japan.Copy !req
355. Limping along lastCopy !req
356. are those
double-dealing do-badders,Copy !req
357. Dick Dastardly
and his sidekick, Muttley.Copy !req
358. And away they go
on the way-out Wacky Races.Copy !req
359. And this live coverage
of the eventCopy !req
360. will be broadcast all morning,
of course, on CNN.Copy !req
361. Jesus. It's begun.Copy !req
362. God help them all.Copy !req
363. All I know is,Copy !req
364. if Dastardly and Muttley
are up to their old tricks,Copy !req
365. there's gonna be
a lot of violence today.Copy !req
366. You are watching BBC World.Copy !req
367. The violent conflict
over transport is under way,Copy !req
368. and it is even more senseless
and vile than many remember.Copy !req
369. We return you nowCopy !req
370. to our live coverage
of the Wacky Races.Copy !req
371. As the Wacky Racers
roll down the roadway,Copy !req
372. we see that the taxicab
is in the lead,Copy !req
373. with Handicar
pulling up the rear.Copy !req
374. Timmy!Copy !req
375. All the cars
must follow the same route.Copy !req
376. First they'll leave
the town of South Park,Copy !req
377. then navigate
through Giggling GulchCopy !req
378. on the final stretch
to pick up the passenger,Copy !req
379. a Miss Dotty Applegate.Copy !req
380. Once the passenger
is picked up,Copy !req
381. the vehicle must
successfully deliver herCopy !req
382. to the destination pointCopy !req
383. at her daughter's house
in Morrison.Copy !req
384. It looks like the ZipcarCopy !req
385. is trying to vie for position
past the Hummer vehicle.Copy !req
386. It's neck and neck
as the Wacky RacersCopy !req
387. all push to be first
to pick up the passenger.Copy !req
388. Miss Applegate
is waiting patiently.Copy !req
389. And Elon Musk's Tesla
appears to take the lead.Copy !req
390. Slow down!Copy !req
391. I need Timmy to pick up
the passenger before we do.Copy !req
392. But I thought we wanted Handicar
to lose the race!Copy !req
393. He can't just lose the race.Copy !req
394. He has to get sued
and lose the whole business.Copy !req
395. That's why,
when he gets the passenger,Copy !req
396. I've got a little surprise
waiting for him.Copy !req
397. Hey, boss, it seems like every
time you come up with a plan,Copy !req
398. it kind of backfires on you.Copy !req
399. If you really don't want
to go to summer camp so bad,Copy !req
400. why don't you just tell
your parents how you feel?Copy !req
401. You know, tell them
you don't want to go,Copy !req
402. and just see how they react.Copy !req
403. Wait, wait.
I got it.Copy !req
404. Shut up, Mimsy!Copy !req
405. - Hey, Mimsy.
- Yeah?Copy !req
406. Shut up!Copy !req
407. The Canadian car
overtakes the self-driving car.Copy !req
408. And now here comes the Zipcar,Copy !req
409. which is being driven
by Matthew McConaughey.Copy !req
410. I was driving a ZipcarCopy !req
411. way before I got paid
to drive one.Copy !req
412. And look at this —
the Lyft car isCopy !req
413. the first to arrive
and pick up the passenger.Copy !req
414. Now the Lyft car
must take the passengerCopy !req
415. to her destination,
but look at this.Copy !req
416. The Hummer salesman is running
the Lyft car off the road.Copy !req
417. And the Hummer salesman is
taking the passenger to the car,Copy !req
418. and he is going to
let her drive herself.Copy !req
419. You've got
a fully automated sound system,Copy !req
420. and your sunroof
is operated right here.Copy !req
421. What do you think, huh?Copy !req
422. Can you see yourself
in one of these puppies?Copy !req
423. Elon Musk is using
one of his kooky inventionsCopy !req
424. to put the Hummer
out of commission for good.Copy !req
425. - Oh, God!
- Jesus! Did you see that? Oh!Copy !req
426. The passenger is
being taken to the Tesla D now.Copy !req
427. No, wait.Copy !req
428. She just got snatchedCopy !req
429. by the pissed-off Russian
in his taxi.Copy !req
430. Miss Applegate is now
in the back of the taxi,Copy !req
431. and she's being forced
to watch Jimmy Fallon.Copy !req
432. Uh-oh.Copy !req
433. The Canadian car's
completely run out of queefs.Copy !req
434. With the race nearly over,Copy !req
435. it's the taxi out in front,
followed by self-driving car,Copy !req
436. and then pulling up in third
is Handicar.Copy !req
437. Timmy!Copy !req
438. It's gonna be a close one.Copy !req
439. Not too close, Boopsie.Copy !req
440. Oh, no — Dick DastardlyCopy !req
441. is up to no-do-goodery again.Copy !req
442. Oh! Oh! Dude!Copy !req
443. - Oh!
- Oh, dude!Copy !req
444. - Boom!
- Boom!Copy !req
445. And there's Handicar
to pick Mrs. Applegate up!Copy !req
446. That's it.
Handicar has the passenger.Copy !req
447. We're almost in range.
Another 100 feet.Copy !req
448. Wait a minute.Copy !req
449. What the hell
are all those cars?Copy !req
450. Holy shit!Copy !req
451. Timmy!Copy !req
452. Timmy!Copy !req
453. Aah!Copy !req
454. Liv-a-la!
Timmy!Copy !req
455. We're near the finish line.Copy !req
456. The race is almost over.Copy !req
457. Handicar is in the lead,Copy !req
458. still way out in front
of the ZipcarCopy !req
459. driven by Matthew McConaughey.Copy !req
460. Sometimes you got to go forward
by going backward.Copy !req
461. Are we driving cars,
or are cars driving us?Copy !req
462. The Dastardly car
is racing past both.Copy !req
463. This could be an upset, folks.Copy !req
464. Timmy!Copy !req
465. Good night,
you son of a bitch.Copy !req
466. Mimsy, I told you
to put the explosivesCopy !req
467. under Timmy's seat!Copy !req
468. Derr, you told me
to put the explosivesCopy !req
469. under the seat of that fake,
soft-spoken douche bagCopy !req
470. that everyone loves!Copy !req
471. Not that fake,
soft-spoken douche bagCopy !req
472. that everyone loves!Copy !req
473. Oh, my.Copy !req
474. It appears that an explosion
has opened up a wormholeCopy !req
475. with Matthew McConaughey inside.Copy !req
476. Mimsy...Copy !req
477. And there's the finish.Copy !req
478. It looks like Handicar
has done it.Copy !req
479. Timmy!Copy !req
480. A big congratulations
to our fund-raising champion.Copy !req
481. After selling the Handicar
rights to Elon Musk,Copy !req
482. Timmy has raised $2.3 billion
for summer camp.Copy !req
483. Great job to all of you.Copy !req
484. This is sure to be
the best summer camp ever!Copy !req
485. All set for bed, honey?Copy !req
486. Yeah, I like to sleep
at nighttime!Copy !req
487. All right.
Good night.Copy !req
488. Wait.Copy !req
489. Wait. Mom?Copy !req
490. Can we talk?Copy !req
491. Um, yes.
O-Of course.Copy !req
492. This is very difficult, Mom.Copy !req
493. But, um...Copy !req
494. You know how every year
I go to summer camp?Copy !req
495. Well, I hate it.Copy !req
496. I hate it, and I don't want
to go anymore.Copy !req
497. I'm sorry.
I can't understand you, honey.Copy !req
498. You're handicapped.Copy !req
499. What's to understand?Copy !req
500. I'm telling you
I don't want to goCopy !req
501. to that stupid camp anymore!Copy !req
502. You want water?
Is that what you want?Copy !req
503. No!
I don't want to go to camp!Copy !req
504. Oh, yes. Okay, honey.
I'll turn off the lamp.Copy !req
505. No!Copy !req
506. That's not
what I fucking said!Copy !req
507. Goddamn it!
Now I can't even see!Copy !req
508. Ow!Copy !req
509. What's he saying?Copy !req
510. That he doesn't want to go
to summer camp this year,Copy !req
511. but I'll be damned if he's
gonna ruin our Italy trip.Copy !req
512. Right.Copy !req
513. Oh! Aah! Mimsy!Copy !req