1. Previously on South Park...Copy !req
2. Soon we will be fighting
the greatest battleCopy !req
3. of our young, hot lives-Copy !req
4. Black Friday.Copy !req
5. Everyone who wants
to get PS4s, join with us.Copy !req
6. Tom, the South Park Mall
says they've beefed up security.Copy !req
7. You have a strong influence
over the restCopy !req
8. of the men, Lady McKormick.Copy !req
9. - You can't die!Copy !req
10. We thought
you should see this.Copy !req
11. What would they do
on Game of Thrones?Copy !req
12. What would they do when things
looked their darkest?Copy !req
13. Now, let me tell you,
child,Copy !req
14. of a war
that is about to come.Copy !req
15. Since time unremembered,
there have been two...Copy !req
16. one dark and unforgiving,Copy !req
17. the other
pure and filled with light.Copy !req
18. At the dawn of war,
I stand aloneCopy !req
19. looking out at what will be
the last battlefield,Copy !req
20. For winter is coming,
and I am a princess.Copy !req
21. Once a common lady
of the dark armyCopy !req
22. but denied my right to be
called princess by birth,Copy !req
23. I betrayed my kind.Copy !req
24. And now I have chosen my side,Copy !req
25. that which I believe
is best for all,Copy !req
26. for it has a dual shock
controller with a speakerCopy !req
27. and a touch pad interface.Copy !req
28. Our land is split in two.Copy !req
29. Brother against brother,
friend versus friend.Copy !req
30. My parents will fight
on Black Friday as well.Copy !req
31. For what,
I do not know.Copy !req
32. What the hell
is he wearing now?Copy !req
33. My followers,
though few in number,Copy !req
34. shall help see me throughCopy !req
35. until I am finally accepted
as a princess by all.Copy !req
36. I cannot rest,
for I know that even nowCopy !req
37. the enemy is training
for battle,Copy !req
38. also preparing for winter.Copy !req
39. Hee-yah!Copy !req
40. - All right, stop, stop, stop!Copy !req
41. This is not how you fight.Copy !req
42. You think this is a joke?Copy !req
43. On Black Friday, there's going
to be thousands of shoppersCopy !req
44. trying to get inside that mall,Copy !req
45. keeping you from getting
Xbox Ones.Copy !req
46. So what do we do?Copy !req
47. We survey each enemy,
and we attack their weak spot.Copy !req
48. Scott Malkinson has diabetes,Copy !req
49. so we hit him
in his weak spot.Copy !req
50. Oh, God!Copy !req
51. There's another army
out thereCopy !req
52. who thinks they're better
than us,Copy !req
53. and we are not going to be beat
by that traitor whore, Kenny!Copy !req
54. Get back to training!Copy !req
55. - Yeah!
- Aah!Copy !req
56. Cartman, we should probably
talk about our chances.Copy !req
57. The men are just
inexperienced, Sir Kyle.Copy !req
58. They need more training.
- It's not enough.Copy !req
59. Ever since Kenny
switched sides,Copy !req
60. there are more kids that wanna
go with PS4 on Black Friday.Copy !req
61. - That goddamn traitor.Copy !req
62. You know why Kenny's
doing this, right?Copy !req
63. Because he wanted to be
a princess,Copy !req
64. and I wouldn't let him.Copy !req
65. I said, "You can be a chick,
Kenny, but there's onlyCopy !req
66. one ruler, and that's me!"Copy !req
67. Sony released the PS4s,
Cartman.Copy !req
68. They're being reviewed.
People are liking them.Copy !req
69. I guarantee you Kenny
had something to doCopy !req
70. with Sony offering
a Brack Friday Bunduru.Copy !req
71. Just keep them in training,
Sir Kyle.Copy !req
72. Two can play
at Kenny's backstabbing game.Copy !req
73. Stupid asshole.Copy !req
74. Yes, hello,
I'd like to speakCopy !req
75. to the president of Xbox,
please.Copy !req
76. The president of Xbox.
Like-like, the head of Xbox.Copy !req
77. Fine, CEO of Microsoft,
whatever, put him on.Copy !req
78. I need help blowing up
PlayStation people.Copy !req
79. Eric Cartman.
I'm a wizard and a king.Copy !req
80. A wizard king, yes.Copy !req
81. No, I'm not king of wizards,Copy !req
82. I'm a king that happens
to be a wizard.Copy !req
83. Just put the CEO of Microsoft
on the phone!Copy !req
84. - Mr. Ballmer,Copy !req
85. John and Dave from marketing
are here to see you.Copy !req
86. Yes, hello.
How are things going out there?Copy !req
87. Sir, the tides of war
are changing.Copy !req
88. - There's a king in Colorado,Copy !req
89. a young wizard
who believes that SonyCopy !req
90. will have the upper hand
if we do not come to his aid.Copy !req
91. He claims that with our help,
his followers are preparedCopy !req
92. to fight to the death
over which system is better.Copy !req
93. Uh, what are you guys
talking about?Copy !req
94. You sound ridiculous.Copy !req
95. - There's going to be a warCopy !req
96. in this small town
on Black Friday,Copy !req
97. and it's all over the news.Copy !req
98. - Guys, these are console wars,Copy !req
99. not some epic battle
for a kingdom.Copy !req
100. I mean, come on.Copy !req
101. But this one kid says
that he's a wizardCopy !req
102. and that Sony is helping
to arm all of our-Copy !req
103. - Guys! Guys! Guys!Copy !req
104. It's just a video game
machine, all right?Copy !req
105. Microsoft's a company
that tries to beCopy !req
106. above all the petty
commercialism, okay?Copy !req
107. - O-okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
108. Well, Black Friday
is still a few days away,Copy !req
109. but it looks like it's already
claimed another fatality.Copy !req
110. - Niles Lawton is on the scene,Copy !req
111. and, Niles,
what are you hearing?Copy !req
112. Tom, tragedy struck
last nightCopy !req
113. when mall security officer
Miles "Happy" DavisCopy !req
114. was beaten to death
with this candy caneCopy !req
115. after telling a mother
she couldn't line upCopy !req
116. for Black Friday
until Thursday night.Copy !req
117. In honor of the slain
mall security officer,Copy !req
118. the mall has decided
to officially dropCopy !req
119. another 10% off
Black Friday deals.Copy !req
120. J'J"Copy !req
121. - Happy was a good man.Copy !req
122. Too good to have died in such
a brutal but festive manner.Copy !req
123. - Captain! Captain!Copy !req
124. The mall is dropping the
Black Friday sale another 10%.Copy !req
125. - What?
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
126. - They can't do that!
- What? That's 90% off!Copy !req
127. - Oh, God, they're back!Copy !req
128. The shoppers are back!Copy !req
129. Everybody, stay put.
I'll handle this.Copy !req
130. If you are here
for Black Friday,Copy !req
131. you cannot be
on mall propertyCopy !req
132. until midnight
on Thanksgiving.Copy !req
133. - We're not on mall property.Copy !req
134. - Well, you're about to be.Copy !req
135. Well, what if we just walk
really, really slow?Copy !req
136. Black Friday!Copy !req
137. You're gonna have to walk
slower than that.Copy !req
138. You've got a while.Copy !req
139. We can walk really slow.
LookCopy !req
140. - Smart-asses.Copy !req
141. Paladin Butters,
I was hopingCopy !req
142. I could talk to you
about Lady McKormick.Copy !req
143. You mean Princess Kenny,
my Lord?Copy !req
144. - Yeah, whatever.Copy !req
145. The little prick thinks
he's Daenerys Targaryen.Copy !req
146. I need to know
how to deal with him.Copy !req
147. How do they deal
with the queen of dragonsCopy !req
148. in Game of Thrones?
- They don't!Copy !req
149. Well, did you finish watching
season three like I asked you?Copy !req
150. - Yeah, I finished it.Copy !req
151. So what happens
when the dragons show up?Copy !req
152. - Nothing!Copy !req
153. The dragons are just
still on their way!Copy !req
154. They keep promising dragons,Copy !req
155. but all I get are more
floppy wieners in my face.Copy !req
156. Butters-Butters,
the key to our victoryCopy !req
157. is following the Game of Thrones
model exactly.Copy !req
158. I have to know what happens
when the dragons show up,Copy !req
159. so I know how to deal
with Kenny.Copy !req
160. Well, what do you want me
to do?Copy !req
161. Here's two bus tickets
to New Mexico.Copy !req
162. I want you to take
Sir Scott Malkinson and goCopy !req
163. seek out
George R.R. Martin for answers.Copy !req
164. - Who's George R.R. Martin?Copy !req
165. He's the guy who writes
Game of Thrones, Butters!Copy !req
166. He can let us both know
how to handle KennyCopy !req
167. and if we should betray
Clyde or not.Copy !req
168. Let's face it, Butters,Copy !req
169. this is really about
you and me getting Xboxes.Copy !req
170. The rest are simply thereCopy !req
171. to help us
get through those doors.Copy !req
172. - HewCopy !req
173. I told you kids to stay out
of my damn yard!Copy !req
174. Do you mind?
We're trying to talk here.Copy !req
175. Yeah? Well, how come every
time you talk to somebody,Copy !req
176. it's about betraying
somebody else?Copy !req
177. Why don't you mind
your own business?Copy !req
178. No, listen,
for the last time,Copy !req
179. we don't have any dragons
to send them.Copy !req
180. If some people want
to choose PlayStations,Copy !req
181. it's their choice.Copy !req
182. - Sir, Mr. Gates is here.Copy !req
183. Bill Gates?
I gotta go.Copy !req
184. Hey, hey, Bill Gates actually
showing up at corporate.Copy !req
185. - Hey, Steve, how you doing?
- Not bad, you know.Copy !req
186. Just trying to get this next gen
press stuff handled.Copy !req
187. I heard
there's a little trouble in, uh,Copy !req
188. Colorado somewhere?Copy !req
189. Oh, it's-no, it turns out
it was nothing,Copy !req
190. just some kids trying to turnCopy !req
191. the console wars
into something bigger.Copy !req
192. Oh, my gosh,
you know, when I stepped downCopy !req
193. and left you in charge
of the company, Steve,Copy !req
194. I knew there might be
some challenges for you.Copy !req
195. Yeah, well, nothing
I can't handle.Copy !req
196. There might be some changes we
need to make to our marketing,Copy !req
197. but I'm optimistic.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
198. You know, I think
we'll ultimately sellCopy !req
199. the number of units we want to.Copy !req
200. You're right, Steve.
Some changes do need to be made.Copy !req
201. Do you know
what weakness is, Steve?Copy !req
202. Weakness is believing
that competition is healthy.Copy !req
203. See, there was a time
when Xboxes and PlayStationsCopy !req
204. could both survive in this
world, but that time's done.Copy !req
205. It's all headed to one deviceCopy !req
206. that people game on,
watch TV on, socialize on.Copy !req
207. There's only going to be
one winner.Copy !req
208. I can't have you idiots
throwing awayCopy !req
209. everything I worked so hard
to achieve.Copy !req
210. - Clean that shit up.Copy !req
211. Well, come on, Scott,
you're lagging.Copy !req
212. I think my insulin's low.
I need to eat.Copy !req
213. - Let's just talk to this guy,Copy !req
214. and then we can hit
a McDonald's.Copy !req
215. Oh, here we go.
2217.Copy !req
216. - Can I help you?
- Hello?Copy !req
217. Is this George R.R. Martin's
house?Copy !req
218. - Who is this, please?Copy !req
219. Uh, it's two kids who want
to know what happensCopy !req
220. when the dragons show up.Copy !req
221. Hello?Copy !req
222. I'm sorry, but Mr. Martin
does not see fans.Copy !req
223. - We're not fans!
- Yeah, we don't like it!Copy !req
224. We don't like it,
and I'm pretty pissed off,Copy !req
225. if you want to know
the truth.Copy !req
226. - About what?Copy !req
227. Let me talk
to George R.R. Martin,Copy !req
228. and I'll tell him about what.Copy !req
229. It's the Red Wedding,
isn't it?Copy !req
230. You hate how I killed
everyone off?Copy !req
231. No, sir, we just really need
to know about the dragons,Copy !req
232. but they never
seem to show up.Copy !req
233. Oh, they're coming.
The dragons are on their way.Copy !req
234. - When?
- You really want to know?Copy !req
235. Please.
It's urgent!Copy !req
236. All right. King Joffrey
is still at King's Landing,Copy !req
237. but there's a young blacksmithCopy !req
238. who wakes up one morning
with a plan,Copy !req
239. and his wiener gently hangs
down between his legs.Copy !req
240. Soft and flaccid, his wiener
glistens in the golden sunlight.Copy !req
241. No, no,
can we skip the wiener stuffCopy !req
242. and just get to the dragons?Copy !req
243. Aw, shit, I think-
I think I'm going to faint.Copy !req
244. - What's the matter, Scott?Copy !req
245. I told you, I have to eat
every two hours!Copy !req
246. - He's diabetic.Copy !req
247. - Oh, jeez!Copy !req
248. Why don't you kids
come out of the cold?Copy !req
249. I'll order us some pizzas.Copy !req
250. - Oh, okay, thanks.Copy !req
251. Come on in,
I'll tell you everythingCopy !req
252. that's gonna happen
in Game of Thrones.Copy !req
253. Sir Kyle, I wanted to talk
to you about Stan.Copy !req
254. If you want to make sure
I'm not switching sides,Copy !req
255. Cartman,
you don't have to worry.Copy !req
256. Stan is wrong.
- It isn't that.Copy !req
257. Princess Kenny
is loved by her army,Copy !req
258. but Stan is still the nuts
and balls of their operation.Copy !req
259. It would be a huge setback
to the traitorsCopy !req
260. getting their PlayStations
if Stan were to be... grounded?Copy !req
261. - Grounded for what?Copy !req
262. - That could be up to you.
- No, Cartman.Copy !req
263. You said nobody
would have to be grounded.Copy !req
264. We're not playing dirty.Copy !req
265. Fine, Sir Kyle.
Perhaps you're right.Copy !req
266. Did you know that Stan's dad
is working a temp jobCopy !req
267. as mall security?
- What?Copy !req
268. Seems a little convenient,
doesn't it?Copy !req
269. Stan with somebody on the inside
to help him get his PS4s?Copy !req
270. Who's playing dirty now?Copy !req
271. Let's face it, Sir Kyle,Copy !req
272. this is all about you and me
getting Xboxes.Copy !req
273. The rest are simply there to
help us get through those doors.Copy !req
274. - Don't believe it!Copy !req
275. He said that
to a bunch of people!Copy !req
276. Dude, you better stop
harassing me,Copy !req
277. or I'm calling the cops!Copy !req
278. - You're calling the cops?
- Yeah!Copy !req
279. You're on my property!
I'm calling the cops.Copy !req
280. Well, go ahead,
call the fucking cops then!Copy !req
281. Oh, oh!
Oh, it's you.Copy !req
282. Tom, I'm standing
in your doorwayCopy !req
283. because we have
a hot news story to report.Copy !req
284. We don't go to work
for another hour.Copy !req
285. We just got a call
from Bill Gates.Copy !req
286. He says he can promise us
a bigger war on Black FridayCopy !req
287. if we play along.Copy !req
288. - He wants us to side with him?
- That's right, Tammy.Copy !req
289. Let's not forget that having
a bloodbath on Black FridayCopy !req
290. is good for the news.Copy !req
291. It's good for us.
The bigger the better.Copy !req
292. Our job is to report the news,
not make it more violent.Copy !req
293. Right, Tom, because
you're so about integrity.Copy !req
294. Let's go.Copy !req
295. Or maybe I should let
everyone in the newsroomCopy !req
296. know what
their two anchors are up to.Copy !req
297. Back to you.Copy !req
298. It's the morning news
with Torn and Tammy Thompson,Copy !req
299. Colorado's top rated
brother-sister news team.Copy !req
300. Well, Black Friday
is just around the corner,Copy !req
301. and, Tammy, it's getting
fierce out there.Copy !req
302. That's right,
Niles Lawton is out at the mallCopy !req
303. with a little holiday surprise.Copy !req
304. Tammy, the excitement
over Black Friday is peaking,Copy !req
305. and none other
than Bill Gates himselfCopy !req
306. has shown up to try
to make it even bigger.Copy !req
307. That's right, we just
want to do whatever we canCopy !req
308. to help our supporters
get their XboxesCopy !req
309. at incredible deals on Friday,Copy !req
310. so we've come to offer swords
and battle axes,Copy !req
311. whatever the kids can carryCopy !req
312. to help them fight their way
through the other shoppers.Copy !req
313. We understand that
you've donated some gunsCopy !req
314. to the kids as well.Copy !req
315. Yes, but we are limiting it
to one per Xbox follower,Copy !req
316. because of course,
the key thing hereCopy !req
317. on everyone's mind is safety.Copy !req
318. ' Yes?Copy !req
319. - Hi, is Kenny home?Copy !req
320. Uh, yeah, Kenny's out back
playing with his friends.Copy !req
321. - Forward, men!Copy !req
322. That-no-
no, you gotta turn me.Copy !req
323. It's the enemy!
Defensive p-positions!Copy !req
324. - Protect the princess!
- Get out of here!Copy !req
325. - Kill 'em!
- Kill 'em, get out!Copy !req
326. I seek audience with
the traitor, Lady McKormick.Copy !req
327. - Let them pass.Copy !req
328. The princess bids your fat ass
welcome to her kingdomCopy !req
329. and suggests
you state your purpose.Copy !req
330. You can't win this, guys.
Look around you.Copy !req
331. Lay down your weapons,
and you can come backCopy !req
332. and fight for Xboxes with us
on Black Friday.Copy !req
333. The princess says that
if you want to change your mindCopy !req
334. and agree that PlayStations
are better, she'll consider it.Copy !req
335. Kenny, we all understand
wanting to play as the chickCopy !req
336. once in a while, okay?Copy !req
337. But you are never going
to be a real princess.Copy !req
338. What?Copy !req
339. The princess calls you
a ball-licking lesbian.Copy !req
340. That doesn't even
make sense.Copy !req
341. Stan, this has gone too far.
People are going to get hurt.Copy !req
342. What you started
is way out of control.Copy !req
343. What I started?
How dare you?Copy !req
344. All these people are going
to be gaming on Xbox.Copy !req
345. You really want to just game
with CraigCopy !req
346. the rest of your life?Copy !req
347. I would rather game
with CraigCopy !req
348. than spend one minuteCopy !req
349. having to set up
an Xbox Live account.Copy !req
350. We will get
our PlayStations tomorrow,Copy !req
351. and you buttholes
will have nothing!Copy !req
352. You're outnumbered
ten to one,Copy !req
353. and there's no time left.Copy !req
354. How will you win?Copy !req
355. - The gods will find us a way.Copy !req
356. - So then Samwell TarlyCopy !req
357. sees the army approaching,Copy !req
358. and his wiener
is about this big.Copy !req
359. He knows that
Stannis Baratheon's wienerCopy !req
360. is probably shriveled
from the cold.Copy !req
361. Samwell has to rally his men.
So what does he do?Copy !req
362. He takes out his wiener...Copy !req
363. And he dangles it around
for all his men to see.Copy !req
364. Ah!Copy !req
365. " Aw!Copy !req
366. Sir, you said pizzas
were coming.Copy !req
367. Yeah, yeah.
They're on their way.Copy !req
368. They're still coming.
So Samwell's wiener goes-Copy !req
369. But you said
they were on their way,Copy !req
370. like, three hours ago.Copy !req
371. If I don't get pizza soon,
I'm going to pass out.Copy !req
372. - Don't worry, they're coming.Copy !req
373. Pizzas are on their way.
They're gonna be amazing.Copy !req
374. Now, Jon Snow finally faces
Jaime Lannister,Copy !req
375. and this guy's wiener is,
you know, huge, right?Copy !req
376. So it's not going to be easy.
- Ugh!Copy !req
377. Mr. Gates, I was hoping
I could talk to youCopy !req
378. about the fight on Friday.
- Certainly.Copy !req
379. Eric, right?Copy !req
380. Uh, it's "my Lord
Wizard King," actually.Copy !req
381. Having your leadership
has certainly been a help,Copy !req
382. but I hope that we're clear
that this is my army.Copy !req
383. There can only be
one person of royalty.Copy !req
384. That's kind of the rules.Copy !req
385. Oh, I certainly don't want
to step on your toes.Copy !req
386. Don't worry,
I'm quite good at lettingCopy !req
387. my CEOs do what they want.Copy !req
388. - Your CEOs?Copy !req
389. - Let's face it.Copy !req
390. This is really just about you
and me getting Xboxes.Copy !req
391. The rest are simply there
to help usCopy !req
392. get through those doors.Copy !req
393. Uh, hmm.
What?Copy !req
394. - Ha ha!Copy !req
395. How's it feel?Copy !req
396. Now who's walking who
through the betrayal garden?Copy !req
397. Why don't you stay
the fuck out of my business?Copy !req
398. Why don't you stay the fuck
out of my yard?Copy !req
399. That was amazing sex.
I enjoyed it immensely.Copy !req
400. How about you?Copy !req
401. You know,
Microsoft has given kidsCopy !req
402. who want Xboxes on Black Friday
a lot of support.Copy !req
403. Seems a shame that the fight
will be so one-sided.Copy !req
404. Eh.Copy !req
405. Black Friday's
about to happen,Copy !req
406. and it's not even
gonna be a fight.Copy !req
407. That's bad for both of us.Copy !req
408. There must be something you can
give to kids who want SonysCopy !req
409. to make the fight more even.Copy !req
410. - Hai.Copy !req
411. Yes, I think
that will do nicely.Copy !req
412. - Wiener, wiener, wienerCopy !req
413. Wiener, wiener,
wiener, wienerCopy !req
414. Wiener, wiener...
- One wienerCopy !req
415. Next to another wienerCopy !req
416. Wiener, wiener,
wiener, wiener...Copy !req
417. - Two wieners alongsideCopy !req
418. Yet another wienerCopy !req
419. Party, wiener party,
wiener partyCopy !req
420. Party party
- Soft wienersCopy !req
421. Nice and softCopy !req
422. - Non-erect wieners
- Wieners floppingCopy !req
423. Keep them floppingCopy !req
424. Flopping wieners,
flopping wienersCopy !req
425. - Dangle, dangle
- Five wieners in my faceCopy !req
426. - Stop!Copy !req
427. Stop, please.
I can't take any more.Copy !req
428. - But this is the best part,Copy !req
429. right before King Joffrey
gets poisoned.Copy !req
430. Everyone flops their wieners
all around his face!Copy !req
431. Listen, buddy!Copy !req
432. You promised that pizzas
were on the way!Copy !req
433. If they don't show up
right now,Copy !req
434. you're gonna have a dead kid
on your hands.Copy !req
435. Do you hear me?Copy !req
436. Okay, okay, fine, fine!
What kind of pizzas do you want?Copy !req
437. - What kind do we want?Copy !req
438. He hasn't even ordered
the pizzas yet!Copy !req
439. Don't worry, they're coming!
Not just two pizzas.Copy !req
440. There's-
there's gonna be five.Copy !req
441. And they're gonna be huge!
You won't believe it.Copy !req
442. Come on, Scott.
We're leaving.Copy !req
443. Wait, I haven't told you
what happens yet!Copy !req
444. No! Black Friday
is about to happen,Copy !req
445. and my friends and I
have to be the first onesCopy !req
446. inside the mall
to get Xboxes.Copy !req
447. Well, why didn't you say so?
I can help with that.Copy !req
448. - What do you mean?Copy !req
449. - I'll make some calls.Copy !req
450. I know a way to make sureCopy !req
451. you're completely prepared
for Black Friday.Copy !req
452. J'J"Copy !req
453. Sony PS4.Copy !req
454. The president of Sony
bids you thanksCopy !req
455. for all your support of the PS4.Copy !req
456. He offers you this gift
to once and for allCopy !req
457. make you
an official princessCopy !req
458. and to give you
the powers you needCopy !req
459. to win this war
on Black Friday.Copy !req
460. J'J"Copy !req
461. Wow, Kenny's
a Japanese princess.Copy !req
462. - Whoo!Copy !req
463. J'J"Copy !req
464. Princess KennyCopy !req
465. J'J"Copy !req
466. - Oh, God, we're done for!Copy !req
467. My friends,
the time is almost here.Copy !req
468. Let us face these shoppersCopy !req
469. with the bravery of those mall
security officers before us.Copy !req
470. Commander Marsh.Copy !req
471. They're what?Copy !req
472. They're gonna what?Copy !req
473. Tom, we have breaking news
from the South Park Mall.Copy !req
474. In an effort to make sure
everyone is prepared,Copy !req
475. the mall has decided to push
Black Friday by one week.Copy !req
476. - Aw!
- What?Copy !req
477. - What?
- Come on!Copy !req
478. The genius idea was proposed
by George R.R. Martin,Copy !req
479. who also suggested, "Fuck it!Copy !req
480. Let's push Thanksgiving
to December 3rd."Copy !req
481. For pushing the date,
the mall is now reducingCopy !req
482. Black Friday prices
to 96% offCopy !req
483. to the first hundred people
inside the mall.Copy !req
484. This is going to be
a fucking bloodbath, Tom!Copy !req
485. There will be medical tents,
ambulances, face painting.Copy !req
486. No doubt a lot of peopleCopy !req
487. you know and love
are going to die.Copy !req
488. - Wiener party, party party
- Soft wienersCopy !req