1. I'm goin'
down to South ParkCopy !req
2. Gonna have myself a timeCopy !req
3. - Friendly faces everywhereCopy !req
4. Humble folks
without temptationCopy !req
5. I'm goin'
down to South ParkCopy !req
6. Gonna leave my woes behindCopy !req
7. - Ample parking day or nightCopy !req
8. People spouting,
"Howdy neighbor"Copy !req
9. Headin' on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwindCopy !req
10. Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mineCopy !req
11. Hey, Token.
What's up, bro?Copy !req
12. - Nothing.
- Nothing. Me neither.Copy !req
13. Nothing's going on.
Sucks.Copy !req
14. Everything good with you?Copy !req
15. - Yeah.
- Sweet.Copy !req
16. Hey, Jimmy,
what are you doing?Copy !req
17. I'm just getting ready
for classes-Copy !req
18. Yeah, I'm just hanging out
with Token.Copy !req
19. Did you know if it wasn't
for African-Americans,Copy !req
20. we wouldn't
have rock and roll?Copy !req
21. So cool that we have
a black president.Copy !req
22. It's about time.Copy !req
23. - Is he doing it again?
- He's doing it again.Copy !req
24. Dude, um, what are you doing
after school, Token?Copy !req
25. You wanna-
you wanna hang out?Copy !req
26. - I, uh, have band practice.Copy !req
27. - God, you are so cool.Copy !req
28. All right, bro.
I'll catch you at recess.Copy !req
29. Fist bump.
Fist bump, bro.Copy !req
30. Cartman, are you feeling
all right?Copy !req
31. Yeah, I feel great.
Why?Copy !req
32. You think something's wrong?Copy !req
33. All right,
now, the French RevolutionCopy !req
34. was basically started
by a young man named Marius,Copy !req
35. who only new Jean Valjean
as an older man-Copy !req
36. " No!Copy !req
37. The French Government,
at the time,Copy !req
38. was led by Javert
who was trying-Copy !req
39. - No! No!Copy !req
40. No, stop!
Token, stop!Copy !req
41. My brains-
stop eating my brains!Copy !req
42. Brad Pitt, aah!Copy !req
43. Hey, Token.
What's up, bro?Copy !req
44. Fist bump?Copy !req
45. Eric, something
is clearly wrong, mkay?Copy !req
46. And it would best
to just get it out in the open.Copy !req
47. - It's Token.Copy !req
48. I think
he's a ticking time bomb.Copy !req
49. Why do you think Token
is a ticking time bomb?Copy !req
50. - He's pissed offCopy !req
51. because of something
that happenedCopy !req
52. a long time ago,
but he won't forget.Copy !req
53. You think he blames you
for something?Copy !req
54. But it wasn't me.
It wasn't my fault.Copy !req
55. Well, have you thought
about maybeCopy !req
56. writing your feelings down
in a poem?Copy !req
57. Write a poem and give that-
give that to Token?Copy !req
58. No, it's too gay.
It would only make things worse.Copy !req
59. Well, Eric,
you need to do somethingCopy !req
60. because you keep
losing sleep, mkay?Copy !req
61. And sleep is very important
to your success at school.Copy !req
62. Maw?Copy !req
63. Mkay.
I'll be mkay.Copy !req
64. Mkay, are you sure?
Because I'm here if you need me.Copy !req
65. - Mkay.Copy !req
66. No, Token!
Leave Brat Pitt alone.Copy !req
67. Brad Pitt fighting zombies!
No, Token! Token!Copy !req
68. - Eat your breakfast, girls.Copy !req
69. - Where's Daddy?Copy !req
70. You can eat without your
father in the room, now hurry.Copy !req
71. Daddy!Copy !req
72. Good morning, girls.
Save Daddy any pancakes?Copy !req
73. Look at that, 6:00 A.M.,Copy !req
74. and my family
is already smiling.Copy !req
75. How did I get
such a perfect husband?Copy !req
76. How did I get
such a beautiful wife?Copy !req
77. - I love you, Dad.Copy !req
78. Love you too, princess.
I love both of you equally.Copy !req
79. Nothing can ever go wrong so
long as we all have each other.Copy !req
80. Today apparently
will be the day.Copy !req
81. CNN has just received word
that a verdictCopy !req
82. in the George Zimmerman trialCopy !req
83. is expected to come
at any moment.Copy !req
84. Zimmerman is accused
of shooting Trayvon Martin,Copy !req
85. and a jury will now decide
his fate.Copy !req
86. Daddy,
who is Trayvon Martin?Copy !req
87. - Nobody.Copy !req
88. Let's just get you girls
to school.Copy !req
89. Is it bigger than a bread box?Copy !req
90. - What's a bread box, Dad?Copy !req
91. Daddy's so cool.Copy !req
92. - You can say that again.Copy !req
93. Why aren't we moving?
What's going on?Copy !req
94. Hey, hey, hey,
it's a beautiful dayCopy !req
95. And I can't stop myself
from smil-Copy !req
96. We interrupt this cool song
for a news bulletin.Copy !req
97. A verdict has just been
handed downCopy !req
98. in the case
of George Zimmerman.Copy !req
99. In a shocking turn
of events,Copy !req
100. the jury has found Zimmerman
not guilty.Copy !req
101. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
102. Many African-Americans
are outraged by the verdict,Copy !req
103. and they are most likely
about to go totally 'nanas.Copy !req
104. ' Ahh!Copy !req
105. - Fuck you, Brad Pitt.Copy !req
106. - No! No!Copy !req
107. Everyone get out
of the car, go!Copy !req
108. Oh, my God, run!Copy !req
109. Ahh!Copy !req
110. Token, no.Copy !req
111. Token, we had nothing
to do with it.Copy !req
112. I know you're pissed off, Token,
but be reasonable.Copy !req
113. - Fuck you, Brad Pitt.Copy !req
114. No, no, no!
Agh!Copy !req
115. Ah.Copy !req
116. Hey, Token, how you doing?Copy !req
117. - I'm good.
- That's awesome.Copy !req
118. I'm so stoked
that we're best friends.Copy !req
119. Fist bump.Copy !req
120. Fist bump.Copy !req
121. No!
My wife, Token!Copy !req
122. Token, that's my wife!Copy !req
123. - Okay, really?Copy !req
124. No, Token.
Stop eating my daughter, no!Copy !req
125. Now, Eric, whatever it is
you and Token are going through,Copy !req
126. you need
to talk through it, mkay?Copy !req
127. The problems
you two are havingCopy !req
128. have become a distraction
for everybody else, agreed?Copy !req
129. - Agreed.Copy !req
130. Okay, Token,
come on in, please.Copy !req
131. - Oh, boy, here we go.Copy !req
132. Token, I've been talking
with Eric,Copy !req
133. and he's really upset that
you two aren't getting along.Copy !req
134. You have some things
you want to say, Eric?Copy !req
135. Token, I wasn't
on that jury, okay?Copy !req
136. - What jury'?Copy !req
137. This grudge
that you're holdingCopy !req
138. against an entire group
of peopleCopy !req
139. should be directed
at just a few, not at me.Copy !req
140. Okay, Token, what are
your feelings about that?Copy !req
141. - I don't know what to say.Copy !req
142. I wrote a poem.
Is it okay if I read my poem?Copy !req
143. It's called
"I Was Not the Bullet."Copy !req
144. "I was not the bullet.
I was not the gun.Copy !req
145. "I was not the juror
that set the shooter free.Copy !req
146. "I was not the trigger.
I was not the hate.Copy !req
147. "Nor was I the judge,
but still you judge me.Copy !req
148. "I was not the black family
mourning for the death.Copy !req
149. "'Ooh, somebody shot
our children.Copy !req
150. "Lordy, what we do now?'Copy !req
151. And I was not the verdict."Copy !req
152. This isn't a poem,
it doesn't even rhyme.Copy !req
153. It's going to rhyme, Token,
just hold on.Copy !req
154. "I was not the shooter.
I was not the gun.Copy !req
155. So, Token, you should be cool
while we're all here at school."Copy !req
156. - Can I go back to class now?Copy !req
157. Eric, do you feel better
about all this?Copy !req
158. Yeah.
Yeah, I do.Copy !req
159. I think we really had
a breakthrough here.Copy !req
160. - Okay, thanks, Token.Copy !req
161. It's going to be okay.
I think we're all safe now.Copy !req
162. We are cows, proud and true!Copy !req
163. Come on, South Park,
moo, moo, moo!Copy !req
164. Go, Cows!Copy !req
165. Okay, thank you,
cheerleaders.Copy !req
166. That was very nice.Copy !req
167. Next, we have a student
who would like to performCopy !req
168. an original rap songCopy !req
169. based on his award-winning poemCopy !req
170. "I Was Not the Bullet,"Copy !req
171. with backup music
by Butters Stotch.Copy !req
172. Black or white,
it's all rightCopy !req
173. Black or white,
let's not fightCopy !req
174. I was not the bullet,
I was not the gunCopy !req
175. I was not the jury,
so don't blame me, sonCopy !req
176. Zimmerman was wrong
- Not our fault!Copy !req
177. - Zimmerman was wrong
- It's not Eric's fault!Copy !req
178. Black or white,
it's all rightCopy !req
179. Black or white,
let's not fightCopy !req
180. White people say, "Ho!"Copy !req
181. Ho.Copy !req
182. - Black people say. "HEY!"Copy !req
183. White people say, "Ho, ho."
Ho, ho.Copy !req
184. Black people say,
"Hey, hey, hey."Copy !req
185. Uh-oh, I think the white people
are winning.Copy !req
186. White people got you beat,
black people.Copy !req
187. You better represent.Copy !req
188. Let me hear you say,
"I don't blame the white people,Copy !req
189. no: no, IICopy !req
190. - All right, that's enough!Copy !req
191. You think
I should feel bad for youCopy !req
192. because of
the Trayvon Martin verdict?Copy !req
193. - Token, calm down.Copy !req
194. What the hell
is wrong with you?Copy !req
195. Why are you all sitting here
listening to this?Copy !req
196. - Oh, God, here it comes!Copy !req
197. Get down, everybody,
get down now!Copy !req
198. Clear the streets!
Everyone clear the streets!Copy !req
199. We got to get the fuck
out of here!Copy !req
200. Mom, it's starting.
We gotta go!Copy !req
201. Come on, come on!Copy !req
202. J'J"Copy !req
203. Come on, we got to move!
It's spreading, let's go!Copy !req
204. Does that little boy
have a gun?Copy !req
205. - Get inside.
- But-Copy !req
206. - Get inside!Copy !req
207. Drive!
You gotta drive now!Copy !req
208. - What's going on?Copy !req
209. - Get to an airport!
- An airport? But-Copy !req
210. Lady, we've got
about ten minutesCopy !req
211. before this entire country
is up in flames.Copy !req
212. If you wanna live,
you better step on the gas.Copy !req
213. Oh, wait, is this a Tesla?
Shit!Copy !req
214. Well, step on the prissy pedal.
We're gonna die!Copy !req
215. Now calling rows 10 through 30
for boarding.Copy !req
216. - The outbreak has started!Copy !req
217. We gotta get the fuck
out of here!Copy !req
218. - An outbreak?
- Which one?Copy !req
219. Get on the plane!
Let's move!Copy !req
220. Let's go, go, go, go!Copy !req
221. Oh, my God!Copy !req
222. My God,
what's going on out there?Copy !req
223. The outbreak's starting.
Fly the plane now!Copy !req
224. Maybe now you can tell us
what the hell is going on.Copy !req
225. - The end of the world.Copy !req
226. We've got one shot
and one shot only,Copy !req
227. and that's to find a place where
the contagion can't reach us.Copy !req
228. What contagion?
My wife didn't get on the plane.Copy !req
229. Take this plane
back to Denver!Copy !req
230. - You don't understand.Copy !req
231. There's no Denver left
to go back to.Copy !req
232. All right, what the hell
is going on here?Copy !req
233. - We don't know anything.Copy !req
234. First, it was talk
of a hijacking,Copy !req
235. then reports of an outbreak
of some kind.Copy !req
236. Confirmed reports of panic
in a rural townCopy !req
237. in the Colorado Rockies.Copy !req
238. Sir, the pilot of flight 82
wants an update.Copy !req
239. They're asking permission
to land.Copy !req
240. - Stall them.Copy !req
241. I don't want that plane
landing anywhereCopy !req
242. until we know what the hell
we're dealing with.Copy !req
243. - Sir, you better look at this.Copy !req
244. This was found
in the airport lavatory.Copy !req
245. It seems to be
a survival guide of some kind.Copy !req
246. - Survival of what?Copy !req
247. - From the looks of it,Copy !req
248. a contagion outbreak
of the worst kind.Copy !req
249. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
250. DA43 to tower.
Please advise!Copy !req
251. Damn it!
They aren't telling me anything.Copy !req
252. - You think it's a virus?
- Virus, bacteria-Copy !req
253. Either way,
we're all dead.Copy !req
254. Find out if he thinks it's safe
to land in Los Angeles.Copy !req
255. - What about Los Angeles?Copy !req
256. Can we take the plane
to Los Angeles?Copy !req
257. - Not a chance.Copy !req
258. By now, most of the urban cities
will be compromised.Copy !req
259. This whole thing spreads
from city to city.Copy !req
260. We need to go somewhere
the spread won't take hold,Copy !req
261. like Iceland.Copy !req
262. This plane won't make it
to Iceland.Copy !req
263. You got a better idea,
asshole?Copy !req
264. - Everyone quiet!Copy !req
265. I have to think.
- Yes, let him think!Copy !req
266. I can't think here.
I need a magazine and a toilet.Copy !req
267. - Oh! I'm just finishing up.
- Agh!Copy !req
268. Hey!Copy !req
269. - One of them is in the back.
- What?Copy !req
270. - What do you mean?
- Everyone just calm down.Copy !req
271. We have to stay in control!Copy !req
272. Ah! Ah!Copy !req
273. I won't become one of them!
Aghh!Copy !req
274. - Yaw.!Copy !req
275. - Shoot it!Copy !req
276. Engine, engine, number nine,
running down Chicago lineCopy !req
277. If the train
should jump the track,Copy !req
278. Do you want
your money back?Copy !req
279. - Yes.
- Y-e-s spells "yes"Copy !req
280. Aghh!Copy !req
281. Now, Token, what you need
to understand, mkay,Copy !req
282. is that a school assembly
is not the time and placeCopy !req
283. to be yelling
and causing distractions, mkay?Copy !req
284. If there's somebody
causing you problems,Copy !req
285. then we don't disrupt
the assembly.Copy !req
286. Mkay, you come
and you talk to me.Copy !req
287. He's just out
looking for trouble.Copy !req
288. Well, that's
your side of it, Token,Copy !req
289. but, you know,
Eric has his side as well.Copy !req
290. Have you thought
about maybe writing him a poem?Copy !req
291. Mkay, write Eric a poem,
tell him how you feel?Copy !req
292. No? Mkay.Copy !req
293. Well, I'm telling you, Token,Copy !req
294. you let it go,
and he'll let it go,Copy !req
295. and it'll all be fine, mkay?Copy !req
296. J'J"Copy !req
297. - No, the plane crashed!Copy !req
298. We're in the Colorado mountains
somewhere.Copy !req
299. Matt? Matt!Copy !req
300. My husband-he said the outbreak
was all over the news,Copy !req
301. but everything was totally fine
where he was.Copy !req
302. Totally fine?
Then it hasn't happened yet.Copy !req
303. Oh, my God,
we still have time.Copy !req
304. Help!
Help me!Copy !req
305. Please, I have two little girls
in Chicago.Copy !req
306. Please, find them!Copy !req
307. - It's okay.Copy !req
308. We have reason to believe
it hasn't spread yet.Copy !req
309. - Then you have to stop it.Copy !req
310. ' Yes!Copy !req
311. There must be
a patient zero-Copy !req
312. the person
it all starts from.Copy !req
313. - His name is Token.Copy !req
314. We have to kill him
before he infects everyone else!Copy !req
315. I won't do it!
He used to be my friend.Copy !req
316. You have to!
You have to be strong.Copy !req
317. If you can stop this,
if you can save the world,Copy !req
318. then you have to do it.Copy !req
319. Promise me.Copy !req
320. Promise... me.Copy !req
321. All right, I promise.Copy !req
322. I won't let the black people
riots destroy the world.Copy !req
323. Thank you-
Wait. What?Copy !req
324. Oh. my God!
Oh. my God!Copy !req
325. We're going to live
through this, do you hear me?Copy !req
326. - Yes!
- Come on!Copy !req
327. First, a wave of 911 calls
about a virus,Copy !req
328. and now, a plane
has apparently gone downCopy !req
329. in the Rocky Mountains.Copy !req
330. Is this the beginning
of the end?Copy !req
331. - Oh, boy, zombie apocalypse.Copy !req
332. The government is looking
for a patient zero,Copy !req
333. going only off of this sketch,Copy !req
334. which was found in a notebook
at the airport.Copy !req
335. Anyone with information
regarding patient zeroCopy !req
336. is asked to contact
the authorities immediately.Copy !req
337. - Holy moly!Copy !req
338. - Can I help you?Copy !req
339. Stay by the window.
Tell me if anything changes.Copy !req
340. I need something
that can shootCopy !req
341. with complete accuracy
from a distance.Copy !req
342. All right, you want a rifle,
like this.22 caliber.Copy !req
343. What is it
you intend to shoot?Copy !req
344. - A person.Copy !req
345. You mean a person
who's threatening you?Copy !req
346. - Threatening all of us.
- Please! Please hurry.Copy !req
347. It's important!
- Well, you should be fine,Copy !req
348. so long as the person
breaks into your houseCopy !req
349. and is an immediate threat
to you.Copy !req
350. What? How am I supposed
to get a personCopy !req
351. to break into my house?Copy !req
352. You can't shoot someone
who threatens youCopy !req
353. just out on the street.Copy !req
354. Well, unless, of course,
you're in a state that hasCopy !req
355. a stand-your-ground law.
- Stand my ground?Copy !req
356. Please!
We're running out of time!Copy !req
357. See, now,
with a stand-your-ground law,Copy !req
358. you can legally shoot somebody
that's threatening youCopy !req
359. whether they're
in your house or not.Copy !req
360. Yes, yes, that's what I need.
I'll take that.Copy !req
361. No, no, see,
you gotta be in the stateCopy !req
362. with a stand-your-ground law,
like Florida.Copy !req
363. - This is hopeless.Copy !req
364. How am I supposed to shoot Token
with all these stupid rules?Copy !req
365. Wait a minute.
I can't shoot Token.Copy !req
366. But I can shoot
anyone I want in Florida?Copy !req
367. So long
as they're threatening you.Copy !req
368. What?
What is it, please?Copy !req
369. Hurry! My husband
might still be alive!Copy !req
370. The other way to stop
the outbreak.Copy !req
371. Token isn't
the only patient zero.Copy !req
372. The outbreak won't happen
if we shoot George Zimmerman.Copy !req
373. We have to get to Florida!Copy !req
374. Let's go, let's go!Copy !req
375. Let's move, move, move, move!
Let's go!Copy !req
376. Find the closest airport
in Florida.Copy !req
377. This plane is going
to Baltimore.Copy !req
378. If we don't get to Florida,
there's not going to beCopy !req
379. a Baltimore left!Copy !req
380. Black guy in the back!Copy !req
381. All right.
Now, let's find Zimmerman.Copy !req
382. - Put this on.Copy !req
383. We have to stay hidden
from here out.Copy !req
384. - What are we going to do?Copy !req
385. I'm going to flush out
patient zero,Copy !req
386. and you're going to shoot him.
It's the only way.Copy !req
387. - What if he attacks us first?Copy !req
388. Don't worry, nobody
can see us wearing black.Copy !req
389. I haven't had the time
to thank youCopy !req
390. for doing what you-Copy !req
391. - Eat your breakfast, girls.Copy !req
392. - Where's Daddy?Copy !req
393. You can eat without your
father in the room, now hurry.Copy !req
394. Daddy!Copy !req
395. Good morning, girls.
Save Daddy any pancakes?Copy !req
396. Look at that, 6:00 A.M.,Copy !req
397. and my family's
already smiling.Copy !req
398. How did I get such a perfect
husband, George Zimmerman?Copy !req
399. And how did I get
such a beautiful wife?Copy !req
400. - I love you, Dad.Copy !req
401. Love you too, princess.
I love both of you equally.Copy !req
402. Nothing can ever go wrong, so
long as we all have each other.Copy !req
403. Is there any hope for stopping
the zombie apocalypse?Copy !req
404. CNN has just received wordCopy !req
405. that the government has learned
the identity of patient zero.Copy !req
406. The nine-year-old threat
to humanityCopy !req
407. has been tracked down,Copy !req
408. and measures are being taken
to stop him.Copy !req
409. Daddy,
what's a patient zero?Copy !req
410. Hello, Mr. Zimmerman.
Your country needs you.Copy !req
411. - What do you need from me?Copy !req
412. - We...Copy !req
413. need you to shoot a young
African-American for us.Copy !req
414. - I gave that up.Copy !req
415. You're the best,
Zimmerman.Copy !req
416. We just need you to do it
one more timeCopy !req
417. for the security
of the world.Copy !req
418. Damn it, I have a wife
and kids now.Copy !req
419. - Then do it for your family.Copy !req
420. This is about protecting people,
Zimmerman,Copy !req
421. keeping our streets safe...Copy !req
422. So that our children are free
to go out and smell the flowers.Copy !req
423. - Something's wrong.Copy !req
424. Look out!Copy !req
425. My God,
I didn't even see him.Copy !req
426. - Nice work, Zimmerman.Copy !req
427. - Are you guys okay?
- What was that, Daddy?Copy !req
428. - More needless violence.Copy !req
429. Nonsense,
you did what you had to.Copy !req
430. You're a hero.Copy !req
431. - That may be true,Copy !req
432. but I'll have to live with this
the rest of my life.Copy !req
433. Even though I'll be
walking around a free man.Copy !req
434. Hey, wait a minute, this kid
isn't black-he's white.Copy !req
435. - Wait. What?Copy !req
436. - Guilty!Copy !req
437. - Bahhh!Copy !req
438. Bahhhh!Copy !req
439. Bah! Bah! Bah!Copy !req
440. Bahhhh!Copy !req
441. The zombie apocalypse
is over.Copy !req
442. All the panic,
crashing planes, and chaosCopy !req
443. appear to have,
for some reason,Copy !req
444. died with George Zimmerman.Copy !req
445. And as for the little boyCopy !req
446. who was so mercilessly
gunned down,Copy !req
447. although he survived
the shooting,Copy !req
448. his wishes
are to remain anonymous,Copy !req
449. giving the hospital
only the nickname "Brad Pitt...Copy !req
450. but cooler."Copy !req
451. That sure wasn't much
of a zombie apocalypse.Copy !req
452. - Yeah, that sucked.Copy !req
453. Well, at least I'll bet
Token's glad it's over with.Copy !req
454. Aren't you, Token?Copy !req
455. Hey, Token.
'Sup, bro?Copy !req
456. How's it going, dude?
I know how it feels now.Copy !req
457. You made everyone think
I'm a fucking patient zero.Copy !req
458. - Dude, I'm saying I'm sorry.
- So what?Copy !req
459. - Uh-oh.Copy !req
460. Sound like
you're still angry, Token.Copy !req
461. - Fuck you.
- All right, Token, come on.Copy !req
462. This is ridiculous.Copy !req
463. I know you totally want
to kick my ass right now.Copy !req
464. You'd like to walk right up
and punch me in the face,Copy !req
465. but what's that gonna solve?Copy !req
466. I've got a way better idea.Copy !req
467. Fist bump?Copy !req
468. Come on, dude, fist bump.Copy !req
469. Bump that shit, bro.
Be the bigger person.Copy !req
470. That was-
he was on my ground.Copy !req
471. You all saw that, right?Copy !req
472. Everything inside the red line
is mine.Copy !req
473. Inside the red line-
that's my ground.Copy !req
474. He was on it.Copy !req
475. It's a beautiful dayCopy !req
476. And I can't stop myself
from smilingCopy !req
477. If we're drinking,
then I'm buyingCopy !req
478. J'And I know
there's no denyingCopy !req
479. Daddy!Copy !req
480. It's a beautiful day,
the sun...Copy !req
481. You're safe, girls.
Daddy did it.Copy !req
482. - Ah! Aghh!Copy !req
483. Ah! Oh, man.Copy !req
484. The ending to that movie
was so terrible.Copy !req
485. You're having nightmares
about the endingCopy !req
486. to World War Z again?
- Yeah. So bad.Copy !req
487. - That's what's bothering you?Copy !req
488. Not the fact
that you're a murderer?Copy !req
489. - Jury found me innocent, Kyle.Copy !req
490. - You're a murderer.Copy !req
491. You interrupt people
when they talk.Copy !req
492. Eric Cartman to
the counselor's office, please.Copy !req
493. - Oh, man.Copy !req
494. Oh, boy.Copy !req
495. - Have a seat, Eric.Copy !req
496. Now, boys, I, for one,
am sick and tiredCopy !req
497. of this little feud
you're having, mkay?Copy !req
498. This has clearly gone too far,Copy !req
499. and you owe each other
an apology,Copy !req
500. or you're getting
detention!Copy !req
501. An apology?
He shot me!Copy !req
502. Well, he was technically
standing his ground, Token.Copy !req
503. Yeah, Token,
that's the law.Copy !req
504. Everything inside the red line
is lava.Copy !req
505. Well, it's a pretty
fucking stupid law!Copy !req
506. - Token, calm down.Copy !req
507. And why does
standing your groundCopy !req
508. not apply
to fucking white people?Copy !req
509. - Oh, God, here we go again!Copy !req