1. Hey, Token.Copy !req
2. What's up, bro?Copy !req
3. Nothing.Copy !req
4. Nothing. Me neither.Copy !req
5. Nothing's going on.Copy !req
6. Sucks.Copy !req
7. Everything good with you?Copy !req
8. Yeah. Sweet.Copy !req
9. Hey, Jimmy, what are you doing?Copy !req
10. - I'm getting...
- I'm hanging out with Token.Copy !req
11. Did you know if it wasn't
for African-AmericansCopy !req
12. we wouldn't have rock and roll.Copy !req
13. So cool that we have a black president.Copy !req
14. It's about time.Copy !req
15. - Is he doing it again?
- He's doing it again.Copy !req
16. Dude, erm... what are
you going after school?Copy !req
17. Token, do you wanna hang out?Copy !req
18. I have band practice.Copy !req
19. You're so cool.Copy !req
20. Alright bro, I'll catch you at recess. Fist bump.Copy !req
21. Fist bump, bro.Copy !req
22. Cartman are you feeling all right?Copy !req
23. Yeah I feel great, why?Copy !req
24. You think something's wrong?Copy !req
25. All right now the French revolutionCopy !req
26. was basically started by
a young man named MariusCopy !req
27. who only knew Jean
Valjean as an older man...Copy !req
28. The French government at the time
was led by Javert, who was trying...Copy !req
29. No, stop!Copy !req
30. Token, stop.Copy !req
31. My brains... stop eating my brains.Copy !req
32. Brad Pitt, haug.Copy !req
33. Hey, Token.Copy !req
34. What's up, bro?Copy !req
35. Fist bump?Copy !req
36. Eric. Something is clearly wrong, m'kay?Copy !req
37. And it would be best to
just get it out in the open.Copy !req
38. It's Token!Copy !req
39. I think he's a ticking time bomb.Copy !req
40. Why do you think Token
is a ticking time bomb?Copy !req
41. He's pissed offCopy !req
42. Because of something that happened
a long time ago. But he won't forget!Copy !req
43. You think he blames you for something?Copy !req
44. But it wasn't me. It wasn't my fault.Copy !req
45. Have you thought about maybe
writing your feelings down in a poem?Copy !req
46. Write the poem and give that to Token?Copy !req
47. No, it's too gay.Copy !req
48. It would only make things worse.Copy !req
49. Well Eric, you need to do something
because you keep losing sleep.Copy !req
50. M'kay? Sleep is very important
to your success at school.Copy !req
51. M'kay.Copy !req
52. M'kay.Copy !req
53. I'll be m'kay.Copy !req
54. M'kay. You sure? Because
I'm here if you need me.Copy !req
55. M'kay.Copy !req
56. No, Token, leave Brad Pitt alone.Copy !req
57. Brad Pitt... fighting zombies.Copy !req
58. No, Token! Token!Copy !req
59. Eat your breakfast, girls.Copy !req
60. Where's daddy?Copy !req
61. You can eat without
your father in the room.Copy !req
62. - Now hurry!
- Daddy!Copy !req
63. Good morning, girls!Copy !req
64. Saved daddy any pancakes?Copy !req
65. Look at that, 6:00 A.M. and
my family's already smiling.Copy !req
66. How'd I get such a perfect husband.Copy !req
67. How did I get such a beautiful wife.Copy !req
68. I love you, dad.Copy !req
69. I love you too, princess.
I love both of you, equally.Copy !req
70. Nothing can ever go wrong so
long as we all have each other.Copy !req
71. Today apparently will be the day.Copy !req
72. CNN has just received word aCopy !req
73. verdict in the George Zimmerman trial
is expected to come at any moment.Copy !req
74. Zimmerman is accused of
shooting Trayvon MartinCopy !req
75. and the jury will now decide his fate.Copy !req
76. Daddy. Who is Trayvon Martin?Copy !req
77. Nobody.Copy !req
78. Let's get you girls to school.Copy !req
79. Is it bigger than a bread box?Copy !req
80. What's a bread box, dad?Copy !req
81. Hehe. Daddy's so cool.Copy !req
82. You can say that again.Copy !req
83. Why aren't we moving?Copy !req
84. What's going on?Copy !req
85. We interrupt this cool
song for a news bulletin.Copy !req
86. A verdict has just been headed down
in the case of George Zimmerman.Copy !req
87. In a shocking turn of events,Copy !req
88. the jury has found Zimmerman, not guilty.Copy !req
89. Oh, my God.Copy !req
90. Many African-Americans
are outraged by the verdictCopy !req
91. and they're most likely
about to go totally manace.Copy !req
92. you, Brad Pitt.Copy !req
93. Everyone get out of the car, go!Copy !req
94. Oh, my God, run.Copy !req
95. Token, no... Token, we
had nothing to do with it.Copy !req
96. I know you're pissed off but be reasonable!Copy !req
97. you, Brad Pitt.Copy !req
98. No, no, no!Copy !req
99. Agh!Copy !req
100. Hey, Token, how you doing?Copy !req
101. I'm good.Copy !req
102. That's awesome.Copy !req
103. I'm so stoked we're best friends.Copy !req
104. Fist bump.Copy !req
105. Fist bump.Copy !req
106. No!Copy !req
107. My wife took it.Copy !req
108. Token, that's my wife!Copy !req
109. Okay, really?Copy !req
110. No, Token.Copy !req
111. Stop eating my daughter, no!Copy !req
112. Now, Eric whatever it is you
and Token are going throughCopy !req
113. you need to talk through it. M'kay?Copy !req
114. The problems you two are havingCopy !req
115. are becoming a distraction
for everybody else.Copy !req
116. Agreed?Copy !req
117. Agreed.Copy !req
118. M'kay. Token, come on in, please.Copy !req
119. Oh, boy, here we go.Copy !req
120. Token, I've been talking with EricCopy !req
121. and he's really upset that
you two aren't getting along.Copy !req
122. You have some things you want to say, Eric?Copy !req
123. Token,Copy !req
124. I wasn't on that jury, okay.Copy !req
125. What jury?Copy !req
126. This grudge your holding
an entire group of peopleCopy !req
127. should be directed at
just a few, and not me.Copy !req
128. M'kay, Token, what are
your feelings about that?Copy !req
129. I don't know what to say.Copy !req
130. I wrote a poem. Is it
okay if I read my poem?Copy !req
131. It's called, "I was not the bullet."Copy !req
132. I was not the bullet.Copy !req
133. I was not the gun.Copy !req
134. I was not the juror that
set the shooter free.Copy !req
135. I was not the trigger,Copy !req
136. I was not the hateCopy !req
137. nor was I the judgeCopy !req
138. but still you judge me.Copy !req
139. I was not the black family
mourning for the deathCopy !req
140. "Oh somebody shot our children,
Laurel what we do now?"Copy !req
141. And I was not the verdict.Copy !req
142. It's not a poem, it doesn't even rhyme.Copy !req
143. It's going to rhyme Token, just hold on.Copy !req
144. I was not the shooter, I was not the gun.Copy !req
145. So Token you should be cool
while we're all here at school.Copy !req
146. - Can I go back to class now?
- Eric, d'you feel better about all this?Copy !req
147. Yeah. Yeah I do. I think we
really had a breakthrough here.Copy !req
148. Okay, thanks Token.Copy !req
149. It's going to be okay. I
think we're all safe now.Copy !req
150. We are Cows, proud and true,
come on South Park, moo moo moo!Copy !req
151. Gooooo Cows!Copy !req
152. Okay, thank you, cheerleaders.
That was very nice.Copy !req
153. Next we have a student would like
to perform an original rap songCopy !req
154. based on his award-winning poem.Copy !req
155. "I was not the bullet" with
back-up music by Butters Stotch.Copy !req
156. Black or white. It's all right.Copy !req
157. Black or white. Let's not fight.Copy !req
158. I was not the bullet. I was not the gun.Copy !req
159. I was not the jury, so don't blame me, son.Copy !req
160. - Zimmerman was wrong.
- Not our fault.Copy !req
161. - Zimmerman was wrong.
- It's not Eric's fault.Copy !req
162. Black or white, it's all right.
Black or white, let's not fight.Copy !req
163. - White people say ho-o-o.
- Ho-o-o!Copy !req
164. Black people say he-ey.Copy !req
165. - White people say ho-ho.
- Ho-ho!Copy !req
166. Black people say hey-hey-hey!Copy !req
167. Uh-oh I think the white
people are winning.Copy !req
168. White people got you beat, black
people, you better represent.Copy !req
169. Let me hear you say "I don't blame
the white people, no, no, no."Copy !req
170. Alright that's enough!Copy !req
171. You think I should feel bad for you
because of the Trayvon Martin verdict?Copy !req
172. - Token, calm down.
- What the hell's wrong with you?Copy !req
173. Why are you all sitting
here listening to this?Copy !req
174. Oh god, here here it comes, get
down everybody, get down, now!Copy !req
175. Clear the streets,Copy !req
176. everyone clear the streets we
gotta get the out of here.Copy !req
177. Mom, it's starting, we gotta go.Copy !req
178. Come on, come on!Copy !req
179. Come on, we got to move,
it's spreading, let's go.Copy !req
180. - Does that little boy have a gun?
- Get inside.Copy !req
181. - But...
- Get inside!Copy !req
182. - Drive, you gotta drive now!
- What's going on?Copy !req
183. Get to an airport?Copy !req
184. - An airport? But...
- Lady!Copy !req
185. We've got about 10 minutes before
this entire country is up in flames.Copy !req
186. If you wanna live, you
better step on the gas.Copy !req
187. Oh wait, is this a Tesla? Shit.
Well, step on the prissy pedal.Copy !req
188. Now calling rows 10 to 30 for boarding.Copy !req
189. The outbreak is starting. We've
got to get the out of here.Copy !req
190. - An outbreak?
- Which one?Copy !req
191. Get on the plane. Let's
move. Go, go, go, go, go!Copy !req
192. Oh my god!Copy !req
193. - My God, what's going on out there?
- The outbreak's starting.Copy !req
194. Fly the plane now!Copy !req
195. Maybe now you can tell us
what the hell is going on.Copy !req
196. The end of the world. We've
got one shot and one shot onlyCopy !req
197. and that's to find a place where
the contagion can't reach us.Copy !req
198. - What contagion?
- My wife didn't make the plane.Copy !req
199. - Take this plane back to Denver!
- You don't understand.Copy !req
200. There's no Denver left to go back to.Copy !req
201. Alright, what the hell's going on here?Copy !req
202. We don't know anything. First
there was talks of a hijacking,Copy !req
203. than reports of an outbreak of some kind.Copy !req
204. Confirmed reports of panic in a
little town in the Colorado rockies.Copy !req
205. Sir, the pilot of Flight
82 wants an update.Copy !req
206. - They're asking permission to land.
- Stall them.Copy !req
207. I don't want that plane landing anywhere,Copy !req
208. 'till we know what the
hell we're dealing with.Copy !req
209. Sir. You better look at this. This
was found in the airport lavatory.Copy !req
210. It seems to be a survival
guide of some kind.Copy !req
211. - Survival of what?
- From the looks of it,Copy !req
212. a contagion outbreak of the worse kind.Copy !req
213. Oh my god!Copy !req
214. DA43 to tower. Please advise!Copy !req
215. - Damn it! They aren't telling me anything.
- You think it's a virus?Copy !req
216. Virus, bacteria, either way we're all dead.Copy !req
217. Find out if he thinks it's
safe to land in Los Angeles.Copy !req
218. What about Los Angeles? Can we
take the plane to Los Angeles?Copy !req
219. Not a chance. By now most of the
urban cities has to be compromised.Copy !req
220. This whole thing spreads from city to city,Copy !req
221. we need to go somewhere
the spread won't take hold.Copy !req
222. - Like Iceland!
- This plane won't make it to Iceland.Copy !req
223. - You've got a better idea, asshole?
- Everyone quiet! I have to think.Copy !req
224. - Yes, let him think!
- I can't think here.Copy !req
225. I need a magazine and a toilet.Copy !req
226. Oh, I'm just finishing up.Copy !req
227. Hey!Copy !req
228. One of them is in the back.Copy !req
229. - What?
- What do you mean?Copy !req
230. Everyone just calm down.
We have to stay in control.Copy !req
231. I won't become one of them.Copy !req
232. Shoot it!Copy !req
233. Engine, engine number 9
running down Chicago line,Copy !req
234. if the train skips off the track
do you want your money back?Copy !req
235. - Yes!
- Y-E-S spells yes...Copy !req
236. Now, Token what you need
to understand, m'kay,Copy !req
237. is that school assembly is
not the time and the placeCopy !req
238. to be yelling and causing
distractions. M'kay?Copy !req
239. If there's somebody causing you
problems, we don't disrupt the assembly,Copy !req
240. m'kay, you come and talk to me.Copy !req
241. - He's just out looking for trouble!
- That's you're side of it, Token.Copy !req
242. but you know Eric has his side as well.Copy !req
243. Have you thought about
maybe writing him a poem?Copy !req
244. M'kay? Write Eric a poem
tell him how you feel?Copy !req
245. No? M'kay. Well, I'm telling
you, Token, you let it go,Copy !req
246. and he'll let it go. It
will all be fine, m'kay.Copy !req
247. No, the plane crashed. We're in
the Colorado mountains somewhere.Copy !req
248. Matt? Matt!Copy !req
249. My husband, he said the
outbreak was all over the newsCopy !req
250. - but everything was totally fine where he was.
- "Totally fine?"Copy !req
251. Then it hasn't happened yet.
Oh my god, we still have time!Copy !req
252. Help. Help me.Copy !req
253. Please, I have two little girls in Chicago.Copy !req
254. - Please, find them.
- It's okay.Copy !req
255. We have reason to believe
it hasn't spread yet.Copy !req
256. - Then have you to stop it.
- Yes!Copy !req
257. There must be a... patient zero.Copy !req
258. - The person it all starts from.
- His name is Token.Copy !req
259. We have to kill him before
he infects everyone else.Copy !req
260. I won't do it. He used to be my friend.Copy !req
261. You have to. You have to be strong.Copy !req
262. If you can't stop this,
if you can't save the worldCopy !req
263. then have you to do it.Copy !req
264. Promise me. Promise me...Copy !req
265. All right. I promise.Copy !req
266. I won't let the black people's
riot destroy the world.Copy !req
267. Thank you... Wait, what?Copy !req
268. Oh, my God.Copy !req
269. We're going to live
through this, you hear me?Copy !req
270. - Yes!
- Come on.Copy !req
271. First a wave of 911 calls
about a virus and now a planeCopy !req
272. has apparently gone down
in the rocky mountains.Copy !req
273. Is this the beginning of the end?Copy !req
274. Oh boy, zombie apocalypse.Copy !req
275. The government is looking
for a patient zero,Copy !req
276. going only off of this sketch which
was found in a notebook at the airport.Copy !req
277. Anyone with information
regarding patient zeroCopy !req
278. is asked to contact the
authorities immediately.Copy !req
279. Holy moly.Copy !req
280. Can I help you?Copy !req
281. Stay by the window, tell
me if anything changes.Copy !req
282. I need something that can shoot with
complete accuracy from the distance.Copy !req
283. Alright, you want a rifle,
like this.22 caliber.Copy !req
284. - What is it you intend to shoot?
- A person.Copy !req
285. You mean a person who's threatening you?Copy !req
286. - Threatening all of us!
- Please, hurry, it's important.Copy !req
287. You should be fine so long as
the person breaks into your houseCopy !req
288. and is an immediate threat to you.Copy !req
289. What? How am I supposed to get
a person to break into my house?Copy !req
290. You can't shoot someone who
threatens you just out on the street,Copy !req
291. unless of course you're in a state
that has a stand your ground law.Copy !req
292. - Stand my ground?
- Please, we're running out of time.Copy !req
293. See, now with a stand your ground
law you can legally shoot someoneCopy !req
294. that's threatening you whether
they're in your house or not.Copy !req
295. - Yes, that's what I need. I'll take that.
- No, you have to be in the stateCopy !req
296. with a stand your ground law, like Florida.Copy !req
297. This is hopeless.Copy !req
298. How am I supposed to shoot Token
with all these stupid rules?Copy !req
299. Wait a minute... I can't shoot Token,Copy !req
300. but I can shoot anyone I want in Florida?Copy !req
301. - So long as they're threatening you.
- What? What is it, please?Copy !req
302. - Hurry, my husband might still be alive.
- The other way to stop the outbreak...Copy !req
303. Token isn't the only patient zero.Copy !req
304. The outbreak won't happen
if we shoot George Zimmerman.Copy !req
305. We have to get to Florida.Copy !req
306. Let's go, let's go,
move, move, move, lets go!Copy !req
307. - Find the closest airport in Florida!
- This plane is going to Baltimore.Copy !req
308. If we don't get to Florida there's
not going to be a Baltimore left.Copy !req
309. Black guy in the back!Copy !req
310. Alright, now let's find Zimmerman!Copy !req
311. Put this on. We have to
stay hidden from here out.Copy !req
312. - What are we going to do?
- I'm going to flush out patient zero,Copy !req
313. and you're going to shoot
him. It's the only way.Copy !req
314. What if he attacks us first?Copy !req
315. Don't worry, nobody can
see us wearing black.Copy !req
316. I haven't had time to
thank you for doing what...Copy !req
317. - Eat your breakfast, girls.
- Where's daddy?Copy !req
318. You can eat without your
father in the room. Now hurry!Copy !req
319. - Daddy!
- Good morning, girls!Copy !req
320. Saved daddy any pancakes?Copy !req
321. Look at that, 6:00 A.M. and
my family's already smiling.Copy !req
322. How'd I get such a perfect
husband, George Zimmerman?Copy !req
323. And how did I get such a beautiful wife?Copy !req
324. I love you, dad.Copy !req
325. I love you too, princess.
I love both of you, equally.Copy !req
326. Nothing can ever go wrong so
long as we all have each other.Copy !req
327. Is there any hope for
stopping the zombie apocalypse?Copy !req
328. A CNN has just recieved wordCopy !req
329. that the government has learned
the identity of patient zero.Copy !req
330. The nine-year-old threat to
humanity has been tracked downCopy !req
331. and measures are being taken to stop him.Copy !req
332. Daddy, what's a patient zero?Copy !req
333. Hello, Mr. Zimmerman!
Your country needs you.Copy !req
334. - What do you need from me?
- We...Copy !req
335. need you to shoot a young
African-American for us.Copy !req
336. - I gave that up.
- You're the best, Zimmerman.Copy !req
337. We just need you to do it one more
time for to the security of the world.Copy !req
338. Dammit, I have a wife and kids now.Copy !req
339. Then do it for your family! This is
about protecting people, Zimmerman.Copy !req
340. Keeping our streets safe so the
children are free to go out and smell...Copy !req
341. Something's wrong. Look out!Copy !req
342. - My God, I didn't even see him.
- Nice work, Zimmerman.Copy !req
343. - Are you guys okay?
- What was that, daddy?Copy !req
344. - More needless violence.
- Nonsense,Copy !req
345. you did what you had to. You're a hero.Copy !req
346. That may be true but I'll have to
live with this the rest of my lifeCopy !req
347. even though I'll be walking
around as a free man.Copy !req
348. Hey, wait a minute, this
kid isn't black, he's white.Copy !req
349. Wait, what?Copy !req
350. Guilty!Copy !req
351. The zombie apocalypse is over.Copy !req
352. All the panic, crashing planes and chaosCopy !req
353. appear to have for some reason
died with George Zimmerman.Copy !req
354. And as for the little boy who
was so mercilessly gunned downCopy !req
355. although he survived the shooting,
his wishes are to remain anonymous,Copy !req
356. giving the hospital only
his nickname: "Brad Pitt"...Copy !req
357. "But cooler."Copy !req
358. That sure wasn't much
of a zombie apocalypse.Copy !req
359. Yeah, that sucked.Copy !req
360. Well, at least I'll bet Token's glad
it's over with. Aren't you Token?Copy !req
361. Hey, Token. What's up, bro?Copy !req
362. How's it going, dude?
I know how it feels now.Copy !req
363. You made everything think
I'm a ing patient zero.Copy !req
364. - Dude, I'm saying I'm sorry.
- So what.Copy !req
365. - Sounds like your still angry, Token.
- you!Copy !req
366. Alright, Token, come
on, this is ridiculous.Copy !req
367. I know you totally want
to kick my ass right now.Copy !req
368. You'd like to walk right
up and punch me in the face,Copy !req
369. but what's that going to solve?Copy !req
370. I've got a way better idea.Copy !req
371. Fist bump?Copy !req
372. Come on, dude. Fist bump!Copy !req
373. Bump that shit, bro. Be the bigger person.Copy !req
374. That was... He was on my ground.Copy !req
375. You all saw that, right? Everything
inside the red line is mine.Copy !req
376. Inside the red line... that's
my ground. He was on it.Copy !req
377. Daddy.Copy !req
378. It's safe girls. Daddy did it.Copy !req
379. Oh, man... the ending to
that movie was so terrible.Copy !req
380. You're having nightmares about
the ending to World War Z again?Copy !req
381. - Yeah. So bad!
- That's what's bothering you?Copy !req
382. - Not the fact that you're a murderer.
- Jury found me innocent, Kyle.Copy !req
383. - You're a murderer.
- You interrupt people when they talk.Copy !req
384. Eric Cartman to the
counselor's office, please?Copy !req
385. Oh, man.Copy !req
386. - Oh, boy...
- Have a seat, Eric.Copy !req
387. Now, boys I am for one sick and tired
of this little feud you're having, m'kay.Copy !req
388. This is clearly gone too farCopy !req
389. and you owe each other an apology
or you're getting detention.Copy !req
390. An apology? He shot me.Copy !req
391. Well, he was technically
standing his ground, Token.Copy !req
392. Yeah, Token, that's the law.
Everything inside the red line is lava.Copy !req
393. - That's a pretty ing stupid law.
- Token, calm down!Copy !req
394. And why does standing your ground does
not apply to ing white people?Copy !req
395. Oh God, here we go again!Copy !req