1. I'm telling you,Copy !req
2. music videos have evolved
to nothing but pretty girlsCopy !req
3. wearing skin-tight clothes
and singing about their vajayjays.Copy !req
4. It used to be about relationships,
now it's all,Copy !req
5. "My vajayjay this, my vajayjay that."Copy !req
6. But, clearly, that's what sells.Copy !req
7. When was the last timeCopy !req
8. you didn't see some chicks
singing about her vajayjay?Copy !req
9. You can't remember.Copy !req
10. Hey.Copy !req
11. Where's your lunch?Copy !req
12. It's OK.
I'm not hungry anyway.Copy !req
13. Did a bully
take your lunch money again?Copy !req
14. That's the third day.
You got to tell a teacher.Copy !req
15. I'm not a tattletale.Copy !req
16. Then write an anonymous letter.Copy !req
17. I'm not an anonymous Andy.Copy !req
18. So get a bigger bully
to beat the bully up.Copy !req
19. I don't want kids calling me
a cliché conflict resolution Kevin.Copy !req
20. - He has a point.
- Then you got to ride it out.Copy !req
21. Life sucks sometimes,
but it will pass.Copy !req
22. I can't believe it.Copy !req
23. This is why bullying
is getting worse and worse.Copy !req
24. We can't sit by
and let it happen anymore.Copy !req
25. Good for you.
Nice somebody has some balls.Copy !req
26. - I have balls.
- Little swishy bubble tea balls.Copy !req
27. Still balls.Copy !req
28. Why don't you talk
to your family about it?Copy !req
29. Your grandma's visiting this week.
Why don't you talk to her?Copy !req
30. My grandma?Copy !req
31. So then your cousin ElbertCopy !req
32. actually has two girls now.Copy !req
33. One is three,
and the other's about Butters' age.Copy !req
34. Speak of the devil.Copy !req
35. What happened to your eye?Copy !req
36. Grandma, can I talk to you?Copy !req
37. Sure, you come
and sit right here next to Granny.Copy !req
38. Can I maybe talk to Granny alone?Copy !req
39. Sure, I guess.
We'll go make some tea.Copy !req
40. Some tea would be lovely.Copy !req
41. I don't want you
to pick on me no more.Copy !req
42. You think you're fucking tough?Copy !req
43. You don't look fucking tough.Copy !req
44. - I don't think I'm tough.
- You're a little faggot.Copy !req
45. You got any more money?Copy !req
46. No, you took it all!Copy !req
47. Why don't you do something about it?Copy !req
48. Do something, you little bitch.Copy !req
49. You're Grandma's bitch.Copy !req
50. - Here we go.
- There is the tea.Copy !req
51. Tea for me, how lucky.Copy !req
52. And your favorite lemon bars.Copy !req
53. Goodness, what a treat this is.Copy !req
54. What is happening at your schoolCopy !req
55. is no different
from what's happening in the country.Copy !req
56. Bullying has become an epidemic,
I'm afraid.Copy !req
57. And we, at Bully Buckers™,
are trying to stamp it out.Copy !req
58. What is your school's policy
on bullying?Copy !req
59. We think that bullying is bad.Copy !req
60. When we see bullying in the school,
we tell the students that...Copy !req
61. that's bad.Copy !req
62. One of your students told usCopy !req
63. bullying in your school
is getting worse.Copy !req
64. - Who said?
- He didn't want that disclosed.Copy !req
65. He's a little anonymous Andy.Copy !req
66. We'd like to have an assembly
with your students this afternoon.Copy !req
67. But today is actually bad.Copy !req
68. I already have an assembly today
on positive thinking.Copy !req
69. You believe positive thinking
is really what's critical in schools?Copy !req
70. - What's wrong with you?
- I mean...Copy !req
71. Shut up!
What kind of counselorCopy !req
72. says no to an anti-bullying campaign?Copy !req
73. Bullying needs to be stopped, now.Copy !req
74. This afternoon.Copy !req
75. You may only have an Internet degree,
but why don't you start actingCopy !req
76. like a school counselorCopy !req
77. and not an uninformed
backwards little dork?Copy !req
78. Attention, students.Copy !req
79. Today, we will have an assemblyCopy !req
80. on the subject of bullying.Copy !req
81. The assembly is mandatory.Copy !req
82. Better show up.Copy !req
83. Your grandma's looking for you.Copy !req
84. My grandma?Copy !req
85. She said to meet her outside
behind the school.Copy !req
86. Hamburgers!Copy !req
87. Hey, twerp!
You went narced on me.Copy !req
88. Hi, Grandma.Copy !req
89. I heard somebody brought in
an anti-bully counselor.Copy !req
90. Thought I wouldn't find out,
you little narc?Copy !req
91. I didn't narc.
It wasn't me.Copy !req
92. Look, what's this over here?Copy !req
93. It's a narc puck.Copy !req
94. This is what narcs
have to put in their mouth.Copy !req
95. It's got piss all over it.Copy !req
96. No, knock it off!Copy !req
97. No, stop it!Copy !req
98. Put it in your mouth.
Put it in your fucking mouth.Copy !req
99. Sorry.
This door isn't supposed to be locked.Copy !req
100. I'm sorry.Copy !req
101. I needed the rest room.
My grandson brought me to this one.Copy !req
102. Isn't that right?Copy !req
103. Butters, you goofball.Copy !req
104. I'll show you to the girls' room.Copy !req
105. Thank you so much.Copy !req
106. You narc again
and you're fucking dead.Copy !req
107. Fucking dead, you got it?Copy !req
108. I'm coming.Copy !req
109. What makes a bully?Copy !req
110. There are more bullies at your school
than you even think.Copy !req
111. The student who lets bullying happen
is just as bad as the bully himself.Copy !req
112. Come on out, Lorraine.Copy !req
113. I asked your schoolmate here
to help me out.Copy !req
114. Are you bullied in the school?Copy !req
115. Kids pick on you, call you names?Copy !req
116. Sometimes.Copy !req
117. What kinds of things
do they say to you?Copy !req
118. Ugly.Copy !req
119. Nerd.Copy !req
120. Do they say, "Nice pants.
Why do you wear them up to your tits?"Copy !req
121. Bullying affects everyone.Copy !req
122. Only if the entire school is united,
can bullying ever be stopped.Copy !req
123. Go, get out of here.Copy !req
124. What we, at Bucky Bailey's
Bully Buckers™, like to doCopy !req
125. is get the schools
to make an anti-bullying video.Copy !req
126. Who would like to be
the director in charge of our video?Copy !req
127. We just need one student
to lead our anti-bullying campaign.Copy !req
128. Are you all chicken?Copy !req
129. Nobody wants to be
in charge of the anti-bully video?Copy !req
130. I'll do it.
I'll be in charge.Copy !req
131. You wanna show
what a big man you are?Copy !req
132. Bullying has gotten out of hand,
and it needs to be stopped.Copy !req
133. Good for you.Copy !req
134. He's cool.Copy !req
135. You wanna know who I hate?
I hate that kid, Butters.Copy !req
136. He's a dork.Copy !req
137. Let's go pick on him.Copy !req
138. Guys, don't pick on Butters.Copy !req
139. That's not cool.
You can't do that.Copy !req
140. Bullying,
did you know that in America,Copy !req
141. over 200,000 students are afraid
to come to school because of bullying?Copy !req
142. At South Park Elementary,
we're better than that.Copy !req
143. Let's all put an end to bullying,
right now!Copy !req
144. Five, six, seven, eight.Copy !req
145. Bullying isn't cool
Bullying is lameCopy !req
146. Bullying is ugly
and has a stupid nameCopy !req
147. For a healthy world,
bullying is unfitCopy !req
148. And I think I know
what we should do to itCopy !req
149. Let's all get togetherCopy !req
150. And make bullying kill itselfCopy !req
151. Bullying is an ugly thingCopy !req
152. Let's shove its face in the dirtCopy !req
153. And make bullying kill itselfCopy !req
154. Boy, you like my body
Let's playCopy !req
155. You can touch me anywhere
except my vajayjayCopy !req
156. We can make it stop
We can stop it outCopy !req
157. We can beat its ass
until it starts to cryCopy !req
158. Let's gang up on it
and tell it it smellsCopy !req
159. And beat its ass worse
if it ever tellsCopy !req
160. Let's all join togetherCopy !req
161. To try and make bullying kill itselfCopy !req
162. It will be fun to see just how badCopy !req
163. We can make it feelCopy !req
164. Make bullying kill itselfCopy !req
165. My heart says yesCopy !req
166. But my vajayjay says noCopy !req
167. Trapped inside
the darkness of my mindCopy !req
168. I try to break free
The words are so unkindCopy !req
169. - Stupid.
- Ugly.Copy !req
170. - Pansy.
- Dork.Copy !req
171. You guys, can I not do this, please?Copy !req
172. I don't wanna do this.Copy !req
173. You ruined it!Copy !req
174. This is all one big long shot,
and you ruined it.Copy !req
175. But this is just gonna make
things worst for me.Copy !req
176. - You're the star of the video.
- He doesn't want to do it.Copy !req
177. You wanna be bullied
your whole life, Butters?Copy !req
178. Where are you going?Copy !req
179. Why are you doing this?Copy !req
180. To stop bullying.Copy !req
181. You're gonna stop bullying?Copy !req
182. With Cartman
singing about his vagina?Copy !req
183. It's about awareness.Copy !req
184. Don't you understand
how important this is?Copy !req
185. Bullying,
do you realize that in America,Copy !req
186. over 200,000 students
are afraid to come to school everyday...Copy !req
187. Don't act for me.
Really.Copy !req
188. Every minute I'm watching this video
become less about awarenessCopy !req
189. and more about you.Copy !req
190. I'm making a difference.Copy !req
191. Just be careful you don't end up
naked and jacking it in San Diego.Copy !req
192. What the hell does that mean?Copy !req
193. Oh, Heavens to Betsy.
This is such a yummy, yummy ham.Copy !req
194. I just love your cooking.Copy !req
195. Our Linda certainly
does know her way around a pork.Copy !req
196. What's the matter?Copy !req
197. Nothing, just a little gassy.Copy !req
198. Don't fart on Grandma.
She's trying to enjoy her ham.Copy !req
199. I won't.Copy !req
200. I'll get it.Copy !req
201. Is that a new clock on the wall?Copy !req
202. Stephen and I got that last month.Copy !req
203. It's from Germany, I believe.Copy !req
204. I love the cute little canary
on the dial.Copy !req
205. And, every hour, it chimes.Copy !req
206. Your friends want to see you.Copy !req
207. We have awesome news.Copy !req
208. A Hollywood movie company
is gonna buy our bullying video.Copy !req
209. An anti-bullying video?
How adorable.Copy !req
210. And Butters is the star.Copy !req
211. They want to do a photo shoot
to make movie posters.Copy !req
212. I know, right!Copy !req
213. What's up?Copy !req
214. You went and made a video,
and sold it without letting me know.Copy !req
215. Doing the video was my idea.Copy !req
216. It's the property
of Bucky Bailey's Bully Buckers™.Copy !req
217. But I worked hard on that.
It's been stressful...Copy !req
218. It's been stressful?
What's wrong with you?Copy !req
219. Kids are getting bullied,
and with this money,Copy !req
220. Bucky Bailey's Bully Buckers™
can become the legit organizationCopy !req
221. it deserves to be.Copy !req
222. You greedy, selfish, little prick!Copy !req
223. You gonna cry?Copy !req
224. Go ahead, let me see you cry.Copy !req
225. You don't have a choice, Butters.
You have to defend yourself.Copy !req
226. But violence is never the answer.Copy !req
227. But she's gonna kill you.
You know she is.Copy !req
228. You're right, I don't have a choice.Copy !req
229. Sorry, Grandma,
but you brought this on yourself.Copy !req
230. It's time you met Chaos.Copy !req
231. I've been pushed around
for the last time.Copy !req
232. Now I'm coming,
and heck's coming with me.Copy !req
233. Look, it's Captain Pussy.Copy !req
234. You can't stop me, Captain Pussy.Copy !req
235. Don't even try.Copy !req
236. Grandma?
But how...Copy !req
237. I got inspired when I came across
your gay little costume in your closet.Copy !req
238. Now come on, Captain Pussy.
Time for you to get your gummy bears.Copy !req
239. Grandma, please.
Not gummy bears.Copy !req
240. Come here!Copy !req
241. - Grandma!
- Stand up for yourself.Copy !req
242. - Fight back, be a fucking man.
- I can't.Copy !req
243. Then it looks like
you get gummy bears.Copy !req
244. Gummy bears!Copy !req
245. What's up?Copy !req
246. I'm Mick Jabs, from the movie company
that bought the bully video.Copy !req
247. Stan Marsh got you
to come talk to me?Copy !req
248. That little
cliché conflict resolution Kevin.Copy !req
249. The video was conceived,
written and directed by the students.Copy !req
250. It was my idea.Copy !req
251. I told the students to make the video,
and I produced the entire thing.Copy !req
252. I deserve to have my name on it.Copy !req
253. Only problem is
America doesn't give a shitCopy !req
254. about an old fart
with a Captain Kangaroo haircut.Copy !req
255. They wanna believe
kids did something on their own.Copy !req
256. Here's a cease-and-desist letter
from our lawyers.Copy !req
257. If you ever claim any authorship,
we'll sue you for everything you have.Copy !req
258. But this was gonna be the thing
that finally made Bully Buckers™Copy !req
259. a national organization.Copy !req
260. You gonna cry?Copy !req
261. It will look bad
with your Captain Kangaroo haircut.Copy !req
262. Hold it right there.
Cool.Copy !req
263. What are you doing to my locker?Copy !req
264. We're putting up a movie poster.
The premiere's tomorrow.Copy !req
265. But since you walked out,
you don't get to come.Copy !req
266. I don't wanna go
to your stupid movie premiere.Copy !req
267. And don't tape that to my locker!Copy !req
268. Oh, God.Copy !req
269. What's up?
Why trash-talk our theatrical release?Copy !req
270. You really think
this is good for Butters?Copy !req
271. To have his face put all over signs
as the poster child for bullying?Copy !req
272. - Butters is fine with it.
- Butters is ten.Copy !req
273. He doesn't know what's best for him,
and neither do you.Copy !req
274. That's enough.
I'm not gonna be bullied by you.Copy !req
275. You were waiting for me
in the bathroom.Copy !req
276. This is all getting way too big.
Tell the studio you aren't selling.Copy !req
277. This video can change
how people think about bullying.Copy !req
278. It needs to be seen by everybody.Copy !req
279. If it needs to be seen by everybody,
why not put it on the Internet for free?Copy !req
280. - What's the question again?
- If you really thinkCopy !req
281. every kid in America
should see your anti-bullying movie,Copy !req
282. why don't you put it
on the Internet for free?Copy !req
283. - I'm going to the bathroom.
- Fine.Copy !req
284. But when you're naked and jacking it
in San Diego, don't ask me for help.Copy !req
285. Why does he keep saying that?Copy !req
286. We all know that bullying
has become an epidemic.Copy !req
287. Like AIDS, bullying is escalating,
and it spreads mostly by penises.Copy !req
288. But a few kids
are trying to make a differenceCopy !req
289. with a video
to make bullying kill itself.Copy !req
290. I'm joined by the director
and the main subject of the film.Copy !req
291. Congratulations on your success.Copy !req
292. I was tired of seeing kids
getting pushed aroundCopy !req
293. and had to do something.Copy !req
294. And you, what would you like to say
to your bully out there?Copy !req
295. Nothing.Copy !req
296. This is for everyone
who's been a victim.Copy !req
297. What do you want to say to bullies
all across America?Copy !req
298. Go ahead, say it.Copy !req
299. Stop trying to make me say things
on your TV show.Copy !req
300. Do you hear that?Copy !req
301. Stop making kids say things
on your TV shows.Copy !req
302. - What else do you wanna say?
- Leave me alone.Copy !req
303. Leave him alone.Copy !req
304. - But that doesn't work.
- No, it doesn't.Copy !req
305. Tell us in graphic detail
what the bully does for you.Copy !req
306. - Stop it!
- This is for America.Copy !req
307. Do you realize that in America,Copy !req
308. over 200,000 students are afraid
to go to school because of bullying?Copy !req
309. Don't you care?
You better care.Copy !req
310. What the hell were you thinking?Copy !req
311. Everyone just saw that the bully victim
in your movie is a violent psychopath.Copy !req
312. - I didn't know.
- This could kill our box office.Copy !req
313. People are gonna come after us
saying we didn't check our facts.Copy !req
314. I didn't beat up Dr. Oz.
Don't be mad at me.Copy !req
315. It's your fucking movie!Copy !req
316. Now, I have to work overtime
with marketingCopy !req
317. to make sure people
still sympathize with our victim.Copy !req
318. Get the fuck out of here.
I got to go to the bathroom.Copy !req
319. My child, have you ever heard
of a place called hell?Copy !req
320. It's eternal fire,
and it's gonna hurt real bad.Copy !req
321. What are you gonna do, cry now?Copy !req
322. Grandma, I did it.Copy !req
323. I finally stood up for myself.Copy !req
324. I got real mean,
and I beat the snot out of Dr. Oz.Copy !req
325. I can't lie, it felt kind of good,Copy !req
326. at first.Copy !req
327. But since then,
I have this dark empty feeling.Copy !req
328. Then I realizedCopy !req
329. that's how you must feel,
all the time.Copy !req
330. Poor old Grandma.Copy !req
331. I've been given lots of advice
on how to deal with you.Copy !req
332. Stand up to you, tell on you...Copy !req
333. But I realized
there are people like you out there,Copy !req
334. all over the place.Copy !req
335. When you're a kid,
things seem like they'll last forever,Copy !req
336. but they won't.Copy !req
337. Life changes.
You won't always be around.Copy !req
338. Someday, you're gonna die.Copy !req
339. Someday pretty soon.Copy !req
340. And when you're laying
in that hospital bed,Copy !req
341. with tubes up your nose,Copy !req
342. and that little pan
under your butt to pee in,Copy !req
343. I'll come visit you.Copy !req
344. I'll come just to show you
I'm alive and happy.Copy !req
345. And you'll die,Copy !req
346. being nothing but you.Copy !req
347. Good night.Copy !req
348. Come on.Copy !req
349. - What's going on?
- You didn't hear?Copy !req
350. Now that America
knows Butters is a psychopath,Copy !req
351. they say you made a bullcrap video.Copy !req
352. - What did the studio say about it?
- The studio backed out.Copy !req
353. The producer had a change of heart.Copy !req
354. You made us
look like uncaring idiots.Copy !req
355. How was I supposed to know
Butters was a psychopath?Copy !req
356. Everyone loved me sixteen hours ago.Copy !req
357. ABC called, and Dr. Oz is suing youCopy !req
358. and our entire school.Copy !req
359. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
360. There's only one thing left
for me to do.Copy !req
361. I'm gonna jack it
where the sun always shinesCopy !req
362. Been spreading the word,
and now I need to ease my mindCopy !req
363. Been planting them apple seeds,
and while the apples growCopy !req
364. I'm gonna go out
jacking it in San DiegoCopy !req
365. Jacking it, jacking it,
jackety-jackCopy !req
366. Spanking it, jacking it,
spankety-smackCopy !req
367. I don't need no shirt, no
Gonna to take them pants right offCopy !req
368. On such a bright day,
who needs underwear or socksCopy !req
369. Been around God's country,
and there's one thing I knowCopy !req
370. There's no better place
for jacking it than San DiegoCopy !req
371. Jack it, jack it,
jackety-jackCopy !req
372. Spanking it, spanking it,
smackety-smackCopy !req
373. Jacking it, jacking it,
jackety-jackCopy !req
374. Jacking for the Lord!Copy !req
375. Come to San Diego.
There's so much to see.Copy !req
376. From the waters of Mission Bay
to the warm tortillas of Old Town.Copy !req
377. And after a day of sightseeing,Copy !req
378. why not try spanking it
in one of our charming city streets?Copy !req
379. San Diego.
Come, take a load off.Copy !req
380. Jacking it, jacking it,
jackety-jackCopy !req
381. Spanking it, spanking it,
smackety-smackCopy !req
382. Whacking it, whacking it,
whackety-whackCopy !req
383. Spanking it, jerking it,
smackety-smackCopy !req
384. The cars are passing me by
They honk and say helloCopy !req
385. That guy's jacking it!Copy !req
386. From his window,
there's a guy shooting videoCopy !req
387. And if the good Lord Jesus
comes knocking on my doorCopy !req
388. Just tell him
that I'm jacking it in San DiegoCopy !req
389. Jacking it, jacking it,
jackety-jackCopy !req
390. Spanking it, spanking it,
smackety-smackCopy !req
391. Jacking it Jack, jacking it Jack
Whack, whacking it, whacking itCopy !req