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we all got duped.
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stupid thing for months.
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believe in anymore.
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that's bullshit will you?
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19. I'm next!
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on that stupid thing?
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and the guy is a complete phony!
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out about it today!
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again confirming that the
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was in the body of Christ at the
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having their 'what would Jesus
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of scientists found traces of
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Along with several other illegal
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in the body of Christ at the
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he was, in fact, very high.
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told something.
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working overtime to remove Jesus
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from the last supper.
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bucks for those bracelets.
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pretty stupid now.
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to Jesus' name whenever it comes up.
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have one, the big whoop is that
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really feeling cheated by all this!
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want to you guys.
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that big a deal.
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only person in America who still
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81. Dick!
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come out, after all the facts
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still wear the wristband?
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like cutting it off.
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89. Well, joining us now is just one
of billions of people who think
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Stan Marsh is - a dick?
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doesn't care about the truth.
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dead with the help of drugs.
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say it was a miracle, and that
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murdered in Jesus' name, and
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out to be a fraud.
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slap in the face to everyone.
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about that, Stan?
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106. Alright.
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to find my next guest, who
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thinks he's doing the right thing.
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111. Now, retarded fish you don't see
any problem at all with someone
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you're a retarded fish and you
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in Jesus any more because he's a
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believe in, is just being me and
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136. So what I did is I got this
brown bracelet to remind me of
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the cause of being me.
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139. You're wearing a
bracelet to think of me?
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140. Oh I'm not the only one.
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on standing your ground, mkay.
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bracelet now, Butters?
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147. Well yeah!
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from other people!
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150. I just got really moved after I
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153. Smachnya yeschi, dolga!
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padussty powna vuhrami!
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brace... oh wow, it's you!
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endorsement management.
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your Nike commercial?
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kept my bracelet on.
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everyone to take their seats...
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took the bracelet off?
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Conway he was on a one way
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use to try and convince...
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191. Mr. Marsh, if you don't mind, we'd
like to see your bracelet.
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then please hand it over, Mr. Marsh.
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talking about?
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elementary where officials have
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reports that Stan Marsh of the
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one point remove his yellow bracelet.
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199. Rumors have surfaced that Stan
did not stand his ground as
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is in fact, super glued back together.
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doesn't do stuff like that!
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210. This is an outrage who out there is
saying that our friend Stan is a liar?
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reliable and credible source who
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cut it off, that's all.
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than try and knock me down?
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you want about people!
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standin' his ground!
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when you lie, Craig?
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inside... go Stan!
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balls until they have to cut it out!
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226. Little unnecessary,
but go, Stan!
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228. Then let's just see what happens to this
money hungry, alcoholic prostitute!
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229. This is Breaking News.
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the results are in.
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never cut off his what would
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it off and lied about it.
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but of yellow magic marker as well.
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French Swedish people everywhere.
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of made it matter.
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through with this whole thing.
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family through any more of this.
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that this is what matters to people!
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are the farmers in Belarus!
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all that trouble, lying about my
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I wasn't... for what, Kyle?
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scientist - he's the fraud!
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me some water, darling?
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to do my a calisthenics?
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and I'm so scared of burglars.
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or do you want me to go down to
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highness some right from the spring.
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saw something outside.
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channel for me, the remote is dead.
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the channel or should I go and
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written just a for you.
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trying to break into my a house.
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were using drugs to resurrect.
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say nothing, my son.
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291. Or should I make you some a
kofelbread and sausages?
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and it isn't fair.
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see me in action again, they'd
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even the issue.
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like... here it's pffft... pfffft.
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Belarus who are in a life and
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know where it is!
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people to care about it,
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people would be stoked on me again.
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movement, and we thought since
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make all the bracelets.
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of our brown scauses already!
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your new scause to be?
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to wear on your paws.
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those who believe, that a cause
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on one's sleeve.
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it's called a scause.
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you lots of applause.
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sherped by our sherpas, then dip
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off your purpose.
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recycling blue scauses for
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for the hairs in your schnoz?
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that you care about most!
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like marmalade toast!
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you-for your coming down.
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to you a serious matter.
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the people of Belarus.
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government is right now trying to...
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saying that you knew what you
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was just a coincidence.
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but now I think you're a cute
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concern for most people.
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plight against their government.
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and these farmers are literally
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here to do whatever I can.
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thinking you're doing this as
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to rest the rumors of your drug use.
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time to think about that.
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and I'm just here to do what I can.
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everything just about worked out.
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people want to believe about me,
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people of Balarus need my help.
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something here to keep the
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427. Uh huh.
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428. And now that the Belarusian farmers
are all dead what will you try next?
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429. What?
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430. Aw shit!
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431. One at a time please!
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432. One at a time!
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433. Look, I want to return this
orange bracelet, mkay.
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434. It's worthless now!
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435. Not a problem.
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436. You can return your scause and for just
five dollars I'll give you two more!
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437. Okay.
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438. I need a Violet one for domestic
violence, a lime one for herpes
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439. and a jade green for
how much I hate Kyle.
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440. Absolutely!
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441. Five dollars, please!
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442. Heidi Turner says you asked her
to borrow super glue last week.
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443. Are you still on that, dude?
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444. Have you ever heard of
ends justifying means?
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445. Oh, my, it's the sound!
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446. What sound?
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447. Of all sounds in all soundom,
this one's most profound!
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448. That's the sound that means
I must pack up my tent!
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449. It's the sound of the very
last cent being spent!
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450. My work here is done and
just look at you now!
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451. You're all covered in scauses,
from your hoof to your brow!
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452. Enjoy all your scauses!
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453. You look great in your cause!
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454. Be sure to give each
other lots of applause!
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455. I'm off to the next town
in my little truck!
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456. Have a nice day!
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457. Toodle loo!
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458. Fuck!
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459. Dude. Weak.
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460. It's almost like. Like that guy
had this figured out all along.
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461. Yeah.
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462. We were trying to do good.
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463. But we got everyone duped
by a bracelet company.
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464. Yeah, well, I guess we're just
gonna have to accept that people
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465. aren't going to think
very highly of us.
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466. Well, we can't just let that guy get
away with taking everyone's money.
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467. What can we possibly do?
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468. What would Jesus do?
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469. Ahghgh!
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470. Grahghgghghgh!
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471. Rarahghh.
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472. Rhahghgghgh!
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473. Yeah!
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474. Raghgh!
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475. Rahghghgghgh!
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476. Vengeance is mine!
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477. Ahrhgghgh!
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478. Rahghgghghgh!
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479. No, please!
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480. Please show mercy!
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481. Arhrhghgh!
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482. Thank you, my children.
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483. We've all been through a lot.
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484. We got caught up in scauses.
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485. That didn't mean squat.
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486. They turned my message away from
the teachings it hid and made it
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487. about me and things that I did.
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488. Which of course I didn't do.
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489. And even if I did use
performance enhancing drugs so
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490. did all the other prophets.
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491. But I didn't.
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492. So what have we learned, from
this great wristband theft?
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493. Maybe, that when stripped of our
scauses, only causes are left.
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494. And causes shouldn't be worn
on our wrists with a sneer.
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495. Let's keep our causes where they
belong, which is right here.
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496. On t-shirts!
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497. Free pussy riot!
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498. Free pussy riot!
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499. Yeah!
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