1. Next please!Copy !req
2. You are sure you
want to do this?Copy !req
3. Of course I'm sure!Copy !req
4. Okay, roll up your sleeve.Copy !req
5. I can't believe
we all got duped.Copy !req
6. I been wearing this
stupid thing for months.Copy !req
7. I feel like such a tool.Copy !req
8. Lying jerk!Copy !req
9. Hold still, please.Copy !req
10. I don't know what to
believe in anymore.Copy !req
11. Alright, let's do this.Copy !req
12. Make me believe in something
that's bullshit will you?Copy !req
13. Uh, hold on.Copy !req
14. Uh, let's see.Copy !req
15. That one.Copy !req
16. Stupid fraud!Copy !req
17. Good riddance to you!Copy !req
18. Alright, I'm next!Copy !req
19. I'm next!Copy !req
20. Get this thing off a me!Copy !req
21. Did you do it?Copy !req
22. Yup, it's done.Copy !req
23. You know I spent five bucks
on that stupid thing?Copy !req
24. I told you it was a bad idea.Copy !req
25. Oh don't even start, Kenny.Copy !req
26. Just because you guys didn't buy
into bracelets, doesn't mean.Copy !req
27. You're smarter than me.Copy !req
28. Okay.Copy !req
29. What's wrong with him?Copy !req
30. Oh, I feel like such an idiot.Copy !req
31. It's alright, dad.Copy !req
32. But I wore that wristband everywhere
and the guy is a complete phony!Copy !req
33. There's even more coming
out about it today!Copy !req
34. These latest tests are once
again confirming that theCopy !req
35. performance enhancing drug HGH
was in the body of Christ at theCopy !req
36. time of crucifixion.Copy !req
37. All over the country people are
having their 'what would JesusCopy !req
38. do' wristbands cut off.Copy !req
39. It was just a last week a team
of scientists found traces ofCopy !req
40. HGH on the shroud of turin.
Along with several other illegalCopy !req
41. compounds and pain killers.Copy !req
42. Without a doubt, there was HGH
in the body of Christ at theCopy !req
43. time of crucifixion.Copy !req
44. Jesus did not suffer for our sins,
he was, in fact, very high.Copy !req
45. All the years of being
told something.Copy !req
46. It's just so unfair.Copy !req
47. Priests and bishops have been
working overtime to remove JesusCopy !req
48. from the record books and
from the last supper.Copy !req
49. I know people that paid ten
bucks for those bracelets.Copy !req
50. I bet they all feel
pretty stupid now.Copy !req
51. Yeah, and so... and so then I
asked preacher, wha.. what aboutCopy !req
52. the new testament?Copy !req
53. Uh-huh.Copy !req
54. And he says, well, you still
should oughta read it, but you'reCopy !req
55. gonna need to put an asterisk next
to Jesus' name whenever it comes up.Copy !req
56. So weak, dude.Copy !req
57. Dark times, bra, dark times.Copy !req
58. Dude, what the hell?Copy !req
59. You're wearing a what
would Jesus do bracelet!Copy !req
60. Alright, alright, I got
it a few weeks ago.Copy !req
61. Big whoop.Copy !req
62. The big whoop isn't that you
have one, the big whoop is thatCopy !req
63. you're still wearing it!Copy !req
64. Yeah, Stan, didn't you hear Jesus
did all his miracles on drugs.Copy !req
65. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
66. What, don't you care?Copy !req
67. Jesus asterisk Christ, Stan, people are
really feeling cheated by all this!Copy !req
68. Hugghgh.Copy !req
69. Where do I go?Copy !req
70. What do I do?Copy !req
71. Cartman's right.Copy !req
72. If you care about fairness, Stan then
you really have to lose the bracelet.Copy !req
73. Look, I just don't
want to you guys.Copy !req
74. Honestly, it's not
that big a deal.Copy !req
75. It's the Charlie Rose Show.Copy !req
76. Here's Chuck.Copy !req
77. We are here tonight with the
only person in America who stillCopy !req
78. wears his 'what would Jesus do'Copy !req
79. wristband.Copy !req
80. Please welcome Stan Marsh.Copy !req
81. Dick!Copy !req
82. Stan after everything that's
come out, after all the factsCopy !req
83. have been proven, why do you
still wear the wristband?Copy !req
84. I dunno, I just like it.Copy !req
85. You just like it.Copy !req
86. Yeah, I don't know.Copy !req
87. I've had it a long time.Copy !req
88. I just don't feel
like cutting it off.Copy !req
89. Well, joining us now is just one
of billions of people who thinkCopy !req
90. that anyone who still wears their what
would Jesus do wristband is doing all ofCopy !req
91. society a disservice.Copy !req
92. Chris Martin you say that
Stan Marsh is - a dick?Copy !req
93. Yeah, yeah, thanks, Charlie.Copy !req
94. My problem with this kid is he
doesn't care about the truth.Copy !req
95. Okay, if Jesus rose from the
dead with the help of drugs.Copy !req
96. That's fine, but he went on to
say it was a miracle, and thatCopy !req
97. is where it became dangerous.Copy !req
98. What about the Incas?Copy !req
99. What about the Aztecs?Copy !req
100. Millions of people who were
murdered in Jesus' name, andCopy !req
101. then Jesus turns
out to be a fraud.Copy !req
102. Wearing that bracelet is a
slap in the face to everyone.Copy !req
103. What do you say
about that, Stan?Copy !req
104. I don't know.Copy !req
105. I like it.Copy !req
106. Alright.Copy !req
107. Well, we searched high and low
to find my next guest, whoCopy !req
108. actually agrees with Stan Marsh and
thinks he's doing the right thing.Copy !req
109. Please welcome a retarded fish.Copy !req
110. Darrrrrrrr!Copy !req
111. Now, retarded fish you don't see
any problem at all with someoneCopy !req
112. keeping their bracelet?Copy !req
113. Blarp blarp blarp blarp!Copy !req
114. Blarp blarp blarp!Copy !req
115. That's because... that's because
you're a retarded fish and youCopy !req
116. don't know any better!Copy !req
117. What about the crusades.Copy !req
118. The inquisitions?Copy !req
119. How many people were tortured and put
to death for somebody who was a fake?Copy !req
120. Barp.Copy !req
121. What about the crusades, Stan?Copy !req
122. Does that enter into
your decision at all?Copy !req
123. No, I just... I don't know.Copy !req
124. No.Copy !req
125. Anything to add, retarded fish?Copy !req
126. No.Copy !req
127. No, I'm good.Copy !req
128. Thank you.Copy !req
129. Stan!Copy !req
130. Hey Stan, can I talk to you?Copy !req
131. Listen Stan, I just wanna tell you...
You've really been an inspiration, mkay.Copy !req
132. I have?Copy !req
133. Yeah, you know, I can't believe
in Jesus any more because he's aCopy !req
134. damn fraud so what I'm gonna
believe in, is just being me andCopy !req
135. being independent like you.Copy !req
136. So what I did is I got this
brown bracelet to remind me ofCopy !req
137. standing my ground, mkay.Copy !req
138. And just believing in
the cause of being me.Copy !req
139. You're wearing a
bracelet to think of me?Copy !req
140. Oh I'm not the only one.Copy !req
141. There's lots of people doing it!Copy !req
142. Hey Butters - stanground!Copy !req
143. Stanground, mister Makey!Copy !req
144. Anyway, thanks Stan.Copy !req
145. You just keep on, keep
on standing your ground, mkay.Copy !req
146. You're wearing a brown
bracelet now, Butters?Copy !req
147. Well yeah!Copy !req
148. It helps remind me that I
shouldn't back down anymore whenCopy !req
149. I feel pressured
from other people!Copy !req
150. I just got really moved after I
saw what you did for all thoseCopy !req
151. farmers in Belarus.Copy !req
152. Farmers in where?Copy !req
153. Smachnya yeschi, dolga!Copy !req
154. Ja ciabe kakhajuk!Copy !req
155. Nyama za shto!Copy !req
156. Majo sudna na pavetranai
padussty powna vuhrami!Copy !req
157. Yahghghghgh!Copy !req
158. Dude, where are people getting
all the brown wristbands?Copy !req
159. I don't know.Copy !req
160. I got mine down at 7-11.Copy !req
161. See?Copy !req
162. Right here.Copy !req
163. Hello.Copy !req
164. You interested in a stanground
brace... oh wow, it's you!Copy !req
165. Stanground, bro!Copy !req
166. Wow, this is happening so fast.Copy !req
167. Hello, Stan.Copy !req
168. Steve Nelson with
endorsement management.Copy !req
169. Are you ready for
your Nike commercial?Copy !req
170. Yes.Copy !req
171. My friends told me I was crazy.Copy !req
172. That I was wasting my time.Copy !req
173. But my cause is to
stand my ground.Copy !req
174. When others sat, I
kept my bracelet on.Copy !req
175. Because I stand... for standing.Copy !req
176. Would you like to be seated?Copy !req
177. No, thanks, I'll stand.Copy !req
178. Hey, you wanna sit down?Copy !req
179. I'm good.Copy !req
180. Sir, the captain has asked
everyone to take their seats...Copy !req
181. Tell the captain to take off.Copy !req
182. People ask me... you never
took the bracelet off?Copy !req
183. Not once?Copy !req
184. No.Copy !req
185. Never.Copy !req
186. Not ever.Copy !req
187. What do I do?Copy !req
188. I stanground.Copy !req
189. Now, when Dr. Drew told Jeff
Conway he was on a one wayCopy !req
190. street to nowhere what tactics did he
use to try and convince...Copy !req
191. Mr. Marsh, if you don't mind, we'd
like to see your bracelet.Copy !req
192. For what?Copy !req
193. If you have nothing to hide,
then please hand it over, Mr. Marsh.Copy !req
194. What are you people
talking about?Copy !req
195. Are we good? We live?Copy !req
196. Tom, I'm here at South Park
elementary where officials haveCopy !req
197. barged their way in, after
reports that Stan Marsh of theCopy !req
198. Stanground foundation did in fact at
one point remove his yellow bracelet.Copy !req
199. Rumors have surfaced that Stan
did not stand his ground asCopy !req
200. previously stated and that the wristband
is in fact, super glued back together.Copy !req
201. Please let us check your
wristband for super glue.Copy !req
202. No!Copy !req
203. This is stupid!Copy !req
204. He's the one person who
doesn't do stuff like that!Copy !req
205. Why don't you leave him alone?Copy !req
206. Are you afraid we will find glue
on your bracelet, Mr. Marsh?Copy !req
207. No!Copy !req
208. I never cut it off.Copy !req
209. Then, let us see it.Copy !req
210. This is an outrage who out there is
saying that our friend Stan is a liar?Copy !req
211. I cannot say, but he is a
reliable and credible source whoCopy !req
212. is of the utmost prestige.Copy !req
213. Who?Copy !req
214. Alright.Copy !req
215. It was Craig.Copy !req
216. Craig?Copy !req
217. You asshole.Copy !req
218. What's the big idea, Craig?Copy !req
219. It just looked like you
cut it off, that's all.Copy !req
220. You got nothing better to do
than try and knock me down?Copy !req
221. You can't just say anything
you want about people!Copy !req
222. Ooh, look at him go
standin' his ground!Copy !req
223. You know what happens
when you lie, Craig?Copy !req
224. You hold that lie
inside... go Stan!Copy !req
225. And it grows and it grows right in your
balls until they have to cut it out!Copy !req
226. Little unnecessary,
but go, Stan!Copy !req
227. Go ahead and test it!Copy !req
228. Then let's just see what happens to this
money hungry, alcoholic prostitute!Copy !req
229. This is Breaking News.Copy !req
230. The tests are done and
the results are in.Copy !req
231. The little boy who claimed he
never cut off his what wouldCopy !req
232. Jesus do bracelet did cut
it off and lied about it.Copy !req
233. Not only did we find traces of superglue
but of yellow magic marker as well.Copy !req
234. This is a dark day for honest
French Swedish people everywhere.Copy !req
235. Though the tests seemed conclusive, Stan
Marsh continues to deny any cheating.Copy !req
236. Yeah.Copy !req
237. Hey, dude, people are kind
of pissed off at you.Copy !req
238. Thanks, Kyle.Copy !req
239. You probably should come
clean and tell the truth.Copy !req
240. Did you superglue your bracelet?Copy !req
241. Why does it matter?Copy !req
242. Because you kind
of made it matter.Copy !req
243. You know, I'm just... I'm just
through with this whole thing.Copy !req
244. I just... I can't put my
family through any more of this.Copy !req
245. So you did superglue it.Copy !req
246. Ugh, you know what's really sad is
that this is what matters to people!Copy !req
247. What nobody seems to remember
are the farmers in Belarus!Copy !req
248. Stanground is bigger than me.Copy !req
249. You want to tell all those farmers
in Belarus it's all bullcrap?Copy !req
250. Dude, the sooner you eat your
peas the sooner you can try toCopy !req
251. win some of your friends back.Copy !req
252. You need to Bill Clinton this.Copy !req
253. You really think I went through
all that trouble, lying about myCopy !req
254. wristband and claiming to be something
I wasn't... for what, Kyle?Copy !req
255. For what?Copy !req
256. This is a witch hunt, dude.Copy !req
257. It's all that stupid French
scientist - he's the fraud!Copy !req
258. And I'm gonna prove it!Copy !req
259. Would you mind getting
me some water, darling?Copy !req
260. Can't you see I'm trying
to do my a calisthenics?Copy !req
261. But my throat is parched, dear,
and I'm so scared of burglars.Copy !req
262. Is a tap water going to be okay
or do you want me to go down toCopy !req
263. a crystal geyser and bring her
highness some right from the spring.Copy !req
264. Tap is fine, dear.Copy !req
265. What was that?Copy !req
266. I could have sworn I
saw something outside.Copy !req
267. It's your imagination.Copy !req
268. Darling, could you change the
channel for me, the remote is dead.Copy !req
269. You just want to me to change
the channel or should I go andCopy !req
270. make a TV program
written just a for you.Copy !req
271. No, just change to channel ten.Copy !req
272. Thanks.Copy !req
273. It's starting to feel like a the
Carol Burnett show in here.Copy !req
274. What was that?Copy !req
275. I think somebody's here!Copy !req
276. Maybe it's the pee pee fairy so
somebody can a pee pee for you too.Copy !req
277. Please I'm terrified.Copy !req
278. Please go check it out.Copy !req
279. Jesus!Copy !req
280. Shhhh!Copy !req
281. What are you doing here?Copy !req
282. My child, the man who lives here has
led a witch hunt to destroy my legacy.Copy !req
283. I am simply here to search for something
I can use to discredit him too.Copy !req
284. That's what I'm doing.Copy !req
285. Oh, it's a tweedledum and a tweedledee
trying to break into my a house.Copy !req
286. Jesus, everyone is claiming you
were using drugs to resurrect.Copy !req
287. Why didn't you say anything?Copy !req
288. Sometimes it is best to
say nothing, my son.Copy !req
289. Yeah, I've been kind
of seeing that.Copy !req
290. Excuse me, I'm sorry to intrude,
but do you want to please leave.Copy !req
291. Or should I make you some a
kofelbread and sausages?Copy !req
292. It all just happened so fast.Copy !req
293. The next thing I new I
had a Nike commercial.Copy !req
294. Yeah, I know how it goes.Copy !req
295. Everyone hates me now
and it isn't fair.Copy !req
296. I know.Copy !req
297. I just feel like if people could
see me in action again, they'dCopy !req
298. realize I'm not a fraud.Copy !req
299. Here you go, kofelbread
and a sausages for you.Copy !req
300. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
301. Jesus, did you take HGH
to do your miracles?Copy !req
302. No!Copy !req
303. Pffftt.Copy !req
304. That's just... no.Copy !req
305. Okay.Copy !req
306. No.Copy !req
307. Everyone just lost their faith.Copy !req
308. Did you cut your
wristband off, my son?Copy !req
309. No!Copy !req
310. Pfffft.Copy !req
311. No, that's... no.Copy !req
312. Okay.Copy !req
313. No.Copy !req
314. And anyway it's not
even the issue.Copy !req
315. Pfft, no, I know right?Copy !req
316. Pfffft.Copy !req
317. It's like, that's here and... yeah, we're
like... here it's pffft... pfffft.Copy !req
318. There's... there's farmers in
Belarus who are in a life andCopy !req
319. death struggle that's
what should be important.Copy !req
320. Yeah!Copy !req
321. Instead of focusing on us we need to
get everyone focusing on what matters!Copy !req
322. Where's Belarus?Copy !req
323. Exactly!Copy !req
324. People don't even
know where it is!Copy !req
325. Maybe if we could get
people to care about it,Copy !req
326. then I could go and save it and
people would be stoked on me again.Copy !req
327. How can we raise awareness?Copy !req
328. We need to get some bracelets.Copy !req
329. Welcome, welcome to the P.F.Copy !req
330. Pityef bracelet factory!Copy !req
331. How can I be of service?Copy !req
332. Well, we wanted to start a new
movement, and we thought sinceCopy !req
333. your company seems to
make all the bracelets.Copy !req
334. Ah, I see you're wearing one
of our brown scauses already!Copy !req
335. Delightful!Copy !req
336. What color would you like
your new scause to be?Copy !req
337. Our scause?Copy !req
338. Well, of course!Copy !req
339. You came for a scause
to wear on your paws.Copy !req
340. And you want others to
wear yours upon thars!Copy !req
341. I'm confused.Copy !req
342. Hmm, perhaps I should
start from the beginning.Copy !req
343. In the modern age there are
those who believe, that a causeCopy !req
344. is a thing to be worn
on one's sleeve.Copy !req
345. And so, we sell a cause,
it's called a scause.Copy !req
346. And wearing a scause gets
you lots of applause.Copy !req
347. We start some plastic, which is
sherped by our sherpas, then dipCopy !req
348. it in colors that show
off your purpose.Copy !req
349. There are green scauses for
recycling blue scauses forCopy !req
350. kitties and pink scauses that
focus on nothing but titties.Copy !req
351. Do you hate abortion?Copy !req
352. Ah!Copy !req
353. Then a white scause is for you!Copy !req
354. Why not champion your scause
with some sparkles and glue!Copy !req
355. We make scauses for this!Copy !req
356. We make scauses for that!Copy !req
357. Why, there's even a scauses
for just being fat!Copy !req
358. What's the matter?Copy !req
359. Can't think of a scauses?Copy !req
360. How about raising awareness
for the hairs in your schnoz?Copy !req
361. Let's just think of the thing
that you care about most!Copy !req
362. Then let's make it orange,
like marmalade toast!Copy !req
363. And now I'd like to say thank
you-for your coming down.Copy !req
364. I'm off to go sell these
in your little town!Copy !req
365. Dude, the hell just happened?Copy !req
366. Kids.Copy !req
367. Kids, mkay, I need to talk
to you a serious matter.Copy !req
368. You've probably all noticed
my orange wristband, mkay.Copy !req
369. It's to show my solidarity with
the people of Belarus.Copy !req
370. Mkay, you should know that the Belarusian
government is right now trying to...Copy !req
371. We know, Mr. Mackey.Copy !req
372. We all have our Belarus
bracelets too.Copy !req
373. Oh, you do.Copy !req
374. You got those, mkay.Copy !req
375. Mkay, that's good.Copy !req
376. Good you're doing
something about it, mkay.Copy !req
377. Hey kids!Copy !req
378. Hey kids, over here!Copy !req
379. Dude, what's this about
orange bracelets?Copy !req
380. Where do you get them?Copy !req
381. There's a guy selling them
downtown, but they're not madeCopy !req
382. from recycled plastic.Copy !req
383. Dude, I don't give a crap
about using recycled plastic.Copy !req
384. Yes, you do.Copy !req
385. Oh, I guess I do care
about that, huh.Copy !req
386. Hey, Stan, well, some people are
saying that you knew what youCopy !req
387. were doing all along.Copy !req
388. That you cut off your wristband
on purpose to shed light on theCopy !req
389. Belarusian farmers.Copy !req
390. People are saying that?Copy !req
391. Yeah.Copy !req
392. Is it true?Copy !req
393. Well, you know whatever
it takes, Butters.Copy !req
394. People are aware of the problems
in Belarus, maybe I did it allCopy !req
395. on purpose or maybe it
was just a coincidence.Copy !req
396. Yeah, whatever, Stan.Copy !req
397. I thought you were a butthole
but now I think you're a cuteCopy !req
398. sneaky little butthole.Copy !req
399. We did it.Copy !req
400. It has become the biggest
concern for most people.Copy !req
401. The farmers of Belarus in their
plight against their government.Copy !req
402. And now one person is taking it
upon himself to end the crises.Copy !req
403. His name?Copy !req
404. Jesus.Copy !req
405. These are very troubling times
and these farmers are literallyCopy !req
406. fighting for their lives.Copy !req
407. You know, I'm uh... I'm
here to do whatever I can.Copy !req
408. Jesus, some people might be
thinking you're doing this asCopy !req
409. some kind of publicity stunt to put
to rest the rumors of your drug use.Copy !req
410. You know, I don't even have
time to think about that.Copy !req
411. This is a crisis that needs my attention
and I'm just here to do what I can.Copy !req
412. I've talked to the government
here and I've talked to theCopy !req
413. farmers and I think we have
everything just about worked out.Copy !req
414. Aghghgghgh!Copy !req
415. You know, whatever stupid rumors
people want to believe about me,Copy !req
416. it doesn't change the fact that the
people of Balarus need my help.Copy !req
417. I believe it's Belarus, Jesus.Copy !req
418. Yes.Copy !req
419. It very well may be if we
don't do something now.Copy !req
420. Um, so you think you've done
something here to keep theCopy !req
421. conflict from escalating,
is that right?Copy !req
422. I'm just doing what
I've always done.Copy !req
423. People wanna know what I'm on.Copy !req
424. What am I on?Copy !req
425. I'm on a farm in
Balarus, busting my ass.Copy !req
426. What are you on?Copy !req
427. Uh huh.Copy !req
428. And now that the Belarusian farmers
are all dead what will you try next?Copy !req
429. What?Copy !req
430. Aw shit!Copy !req
431. One at a time please!Copy !req
432. One at a time!Copy !req
433. Look, I want to return this
orange bracelet, mkay.Copy !req
434. It's worthless now!Copy !req
435. Not a problem.Copy !req
436. You can return your scause and for just
five dollars I'll give you two more!Copy !req
437. Okay.Copy !req
438. I need a Violet one for domestic
violence, a lime one for herpesCopy !req
439. and a jade green for
how much I hate Kyle.Copy !req
440. Absolutely!Copy !req
441. Five dollars, please!Copy !req
442. Heidi Turner says you asked her
to borrow super glue last week.Copy !req
443. Are you still on that, dude?Copy !req
444. Have you ever heard of
ends justifying means?Copy !req
445. Oh, my, it's the sound!Copy !req
446. What sound?Copy !req
447. Of all sounds in all soundom,
this one's most profound!Copy !req
448. That's the sound that means
I must pack up my tent!Copy !req
449. It's the sound of the very
last cent being spent!Copy !req
450. My work here is done and
just look at you now!Copy !req
451. You're all covered in scauses,
from your hoof to your brow!Copy !req
452. Enjoy all your scauses!Copy !req
453. You look great in your cause!Copy !req
454. Be sure to give each
other lots of applause!Copy !req
455. I'm off to the next town
in my little truck!Copy !req
456. Have a nice day!Copy !req
457. Toodle loo!Copy !req
458. Fuck!Copy !req
459. Dude. Weak.Copy !req
460. It's almost like. Like that guy
had this figured out all along.Copy !req
461. Yeah.Copy !req
462. We were trying to do good.Copy !req
463. But we got everyone duped
by a bracelet company.Copy !req
464. Yeah, well, I guess we're just
gonna have to accept that peopleCopy !req
465. aren't going to think
very highly of us.Copy !req
466. Well, we can't just let that guy get
away with taking everyone's money.Copy !req
467. What can we possibly do?Copy !req
468. What would Jesus do?Copy !req
469. Ahghgh!Copy !req
470. Grahghgghghgh!Copy !req
471. Rarahghh.Copy !req
472. Rhahghgghgh!Copy !req
473. Yeah!Copy !req
474. Raghgh!Copy !req
475. Rahghghgghgh!Copy !req
476. Vengeance is mine!Copy !req
477. Ahrhgghgh!Copy !req
478. Rahghgghghgh!Copy !req
479. No, please!Copy !req
480. Please show mercy!Copy !req
481. Arhrhghgh!Copy !req
482. Thank you, my children.Copy !req
483. We've all been through a lot.Copy !req
484. We got caught up in scauses.Copy !req
485. That didn't mean squat.Copy !req
486. They turned my message away from
the teachings it hid and made itCopy !req
487. about me and things that I did.Copy !req
488. Which of course I didn't do.Copy !req
489. And even if I did use
performance enhancing drugs soCopy !req
490. did all the other prophets.Copy !req
491. But I didn't.Copy !req
492. So what have we learned, from
this great wristband theft?Copy !req
493. Maybe, that when stripped of our
scauses, only causes are left.Copy !req
494. And causes shouldn't be worn
on our wrists with a sneer.Copy !req
495. Let's keep our causes where they
belong, which is right here.Copy !req
496. On t-shirts!Copy !req
497. Free pussy riot!Copy !req
498. Free pussy riot!Copy !req
499. Yeah!Copy !req