1. Hello family!Copy !req
2. Who wants champagne?Copy !req
3. Randy, what is all this?Copy !req
4. It's finally happened Sharon.Copy !req
5. I did it!Copy !req
6. Here you are my lady.Copy !req
7. A brand new leather coat por vous.Copy !req
8. Oh Randy, it's beautiful!Copy !req
9. And some gifts for the kids too.Copy !req
10. After all, we're rich now.Copy !req
11. We're rich?Copy !req
12. Finally.Copy !req
13. Randy, are you being serious?Copy !req
14. I just wanted to wait until
the deal was all finished.Copy !req
15. We are going into business for ourselves!Copy !req
16. You are looking at the new owner...
of Blockbuster Video.Copy !req
17. Blockbuster Video?Copy !req
18. Last week I saw it was up for sale!Copy !req
19. On a fluke I asked how much.Copy !req
20. Ten thousand dollars!Copy !req
21. Can you believe it?Copy !req
22. We have the entire business.Copy !req
23. And we can watch movies whenever we want!Copy !req
24. Come on, you guys wanna come see it?Copy !req
25. You're gonna love it, Sharon.Copy !req
26. It is in pristine condition.Copy !req
27. I just wish you'd have talked to
me before spending all our money.Copy !req
28. Sharon, it was ten thousand
dollars for the entire place.Copy !req
29. It wasn't gonna last!Copy !req
30. Don't worry we'll make the money
back in a week. Guaranteed.Copy !req
31. You excited Stan?Copy !req
32. Huh? Sorry, I'm watching
a movie on my iPad.Copy !req
33. Well, there she is.Copy !req
34. It's a new beginning for us!Copy !req
35. I don't wanna go in there.Copy !req
36. Shelley come on!Copy !req
37. Can you believe it?Copy !req
38. Completely turn key!Copy !req
39. You got your Sci-Fi, comedies,
buddy flicks, chick flicks,Copy !req
40. all on BluRay or DVD.Copy !req
41. Well, what do you think?Copy !req
42. It's awesome.Copy !req
43. You should try to get it on
that 'ancient civilizations'Copy !req
44. show so that people can see
how cultures used to live.Copy !req
45. Oh ha ha ha, I get it.Copy !req
46. Blockbuster is so out of date it's ancient.Copy !req
47. Ha ha Sharon, okay I get it.Copy !req
48. I didn't say anything.Copy !req
49. You were thinking it. But you're wrong.Copy !req
50. The average person still wantsCopy !req
51. to rent movies they can
hold in their hands.Copy !req
52. We're gonna have customers
up our ass, Sharon.Copy !req
53. Up our ass.Copy !req
54. How many, uh, how many copies ofCopy !req
55. "Meet the Fockers" do we
have in stock, Shelley.Copy !req
56. Six, we still have six.Copy !req
57. Ok good, that should... that
should be good, Shelley.Copy !req
58. Go get it, filmore!Copy !req
59. No way. I ain't goin' near that place.Copy !req
60. Y-you go get it.Copy !req
61. Hey you kids looking to rent some DVDs?Copy !req
62. What's he talking' about rent a "Diva Dee"?Copy !req
63. Oh, I get it.Copy !req
64. Blockbuster is so old it's creepy. Ha ha.Copy !req
65. Nobody rents movies anymore.Copy !req
66. People just don't know we're open yet!Copy !req
67. Little pricks.Copy !req
68. Hello! Welcome to Blockbuster!Copy !req
69. Can I help you find something?Copy !req
70. I can't find... "Turner and Hooch".Copy !req
71. Where is "Turner and Hooch"?Copy !req
72. Oh I believe we have that over in...Copy !req
73. Oh. Oh, I get it.Copy !req
74. Video stores are so old
they have ghosts in them.Copy !req
75. Ok thanks, I get it.Copy !req
76. But you're wrong!Copy !req
77. Emily.?Copy !req
78. Emily, the war is over!Copy !req
79. Let's go rent a movie at Blockbuster.Copy !req
80. You can be a spooky ost all you want,Copy !req
81. it wasn't a stupid idea to buy this place.Copy !req
82. The hounds are calling Emily!Copy !req
83. Let's rent something now.Copy !req
84. I'll have you know that Netflix,Copy !req
85. Hulu and Crackle still don'tCopy !req
86. make the money Blockbuster does.Copy !req
87. Streaming movies is not for everyone!Copy !req
88. The hounds, Emily!Copy !req
89. The hounds!Copy !req
90. Go ahead!Copy !req
91. All you want, bro, all you want.Copy !req
92. This was a great idea but no,Copy !req
93. everyone just wants to prove
that Randy's goin' crazy!Copy !req
94. A brpbpbpbpb!Copy !req
95. Oh don't mind Randy, he's justCopy !req
96. losing his mind drrrrrrrr!Copy !req
97. You know what, fuck you and Emily.Copy !req
98. I think something might be wrong with dad.Copy !req
99. Ya think.Copy !req
100. Oh, hey Eric and Kenny!Copy !req
101. You guys don't have costumes?Copy !req
102. We're actually on our way over to Kyle'sCopy !req
103. because our costumes are
so multifaceted and coolCopy !req
104. we have to put them on together.Copy !req
105. Yeah.Copy !req
106. Uh, what are you supposed to be Butters?Copy !req
107. I'm a wereprechaun.Copy !req
108. You know, a leprechaun that's
been bitten by a werewolf.Copy !req
109. And Jimmy's "Gangnam Style".Copy !req
110. Wo-wo-wo-wope em Gangnam Style.Copy !req
111. Yeah, really cool, guys.Copy !req
112. You'll be some stiff competition
at the costume contest for sure.Copy !req
113. Come on! What are you guys going as?Copy !req
114. You'll just have to wait and see.Copy !req
115. I think that's good, feel tight enough.Copy !req
116. Yeah, it's awesome! Thanks, mom.Copy !req
117. Let's see the shield.Copy !req
118. Put down the blue orby thing red skull.Copy !req
119. Yay!Copy !req
120. Hey woa, what are you doing?Copy !req
121. Stan's about to go out with his friends.Copy !req
122. No, no, I need everybody tonight!Copy !req
123. It's our big night!Copy !req
124. For what?Copy !req
125. It's Halloween!Copy !req
126. Everyone rents scary movies on Halloween!Copy !req
127. I'm sorry Stanley, but
I need your help here.Copy !req
128. God, I hate this family!Copy !req
129. Randy, let him go trick or treating.Copy !req
130. You guys don't understand!Copy !req
131. We're doing a big Halloween promotion.Copy !req
132. I've put up flyers, and I've gotCopy !req
133. apple bobbing and candy corns!Copy !req
134. This is night we turn it all around!Copy !req
135. Dad nobody's gonna come.Copy !req
136. Oh, you'll see.Copy !req
137. I'm sorry Stan but in aboutCopy !req
138. thirty minutes this place isCopy !req
139. gonna be swamped with peopleCopy !req
140. trying to rent DVDs.Copy !req
141. Renting DVDs is more ancientCopy !req
142. than Madonna's boobs!Copy !req
143. That's enough, Stanley!Copy !req
144. Ew! Gross!Copy !req
145. I can't go trick or treating.Copy !req
146. My dad says I have to stay
and help with the store.Copy !req
147. Yes, I'm serious.Copy !req
148. I know it sucks, Kyle.Copy !req
149. Dude, you can't do this!Copy !req
150. How can we be The Avengers
without Captain America?Copy !req
151. I know but there's nothing I can do.Copy !req
152. But what about the costume contest?Copy !req
153. What's going on, Kyle?Copy !req
154. Stan can't come.Copy !req
155. Stan's can't come?Copy !req
156. But he's fucking Captain America!Copy !req
157. I'm sorry you guys.Copy !req
158. My dad's doing a big Halloween promotion.Copy !req
159. Does anybody even go to
Blockbuster anymore?Copy !req
160. No, dude. Nobody.Copy !req
161. My dad, he's kind of losing it.Copy !req
162. To be honest I feel kind of bad for him.Copy !req
163. Stan get off the damn phoneCopy !req
164. people are gonna start calling
to reserve movies! Gal!Copy !req
165. Oh never mind, I hate him again.Copy !req
166. Dude you can't miss Halloween.Copy !req
167. You have your iPad?Copy !req
168. Yeah.Copy !req
169. Ok, I'm gonna go grab mine.Copy !req
170. I have an idea.Copy !req
171. Alright, where should we
trick or treat first?Copy !req
172. How about we try the barkers?Copy !req
173. Oh no looks like they're not home.Copy !req
174. This is fucking ridiculous.Copy !req
175. We've been planning this
Halloween for two months andCopy !req
176. Stan has to go and ruin it.Copy !req
177. He looks fine.Copy !req
178. Oh, let's go to the Peterson's house!Copy !req
179. Yeah, he looks totally fine.Copy !req
180. Except that when we walk up to aCopy !req
181. house people will be like
'oh wow it's The Avengers!Copy !req
182. And some Captain Facetime skateboard guy!Copy !req
183. Trick or treat...Copy !req
184. Trick or treat.Copy !req
185. Oh wow! Look, honey, it's Iron Man,Copy !req
186. Captain America, Thor and Bruce Valanche!Copy !req
187. I'm not Bruce Valanche!Copy !req
188. What are you supposed to be?Copy !req
189. Oh right, you're supposed to be that...Copy !req
190. The Incredible...Copy !req
191. Right, right!
The Incredible Chaz Bono!Copy !req
192. Remember honey dancing with the
stars, the fat transexual?Copy !req
193. Oh cute!Copy !req
194. No, not Chaz Bono.Copy !req
195. Did you see my skin?Copy !req
196. I'm green.Copy !req
197. The Incredible Harvey firestein?Copy !req
198. No, he's just gay and fat,Copy !req
199. honey, he's not green.Copy !req
200. The person I'm dressed as
is not fat and not gay.Copy !req
201. The incredibly fat and
gay skinny straight man?Copy !req
202. Just give us some fucking candy!Copy !req
203. It's Stan's stupid Captain America costume!Copy !req
204. That's what's throwing everybody off!Copy !req
205. How are people supposed to getCopy !req
206. that I'm The Hulk when Captain
America is on frickin' Facetime?Copy !req
207. Trick or treat.Copy !req
208. Oh, wow, it's The Avengers!Copy !req
209. That's right!Copy !req
210. Oh, and honey boo boo!Copy !req
211. Kids, come see the green
honey boo boo costume!Copy !req
212. Oh it's getting colder out.Copy !req
213. Yeah, you can definitely
tell that winter's coming.Copy !req
214. What's the matter?Copy !req
215. That old creepy place.Copy !req
216. I saw someone in the window there.Copy !req
217. Come on, let's get out of here.Copy !req
218. They'll come.Copy !req
219. Sooner or later.Copy !req
220. They'll have to come.Copy !req
221. Why?Copy !req
222. Why isn't anyone showing up?Copy !req
223. It's Halloween night. People
should be renting spooky movies!Copy !req
224. What's happened to the world?Copy !req
225. Things used to be. So simple.Copy !req
226. Good evening, fine sir!Copy !req
227. I would like. To rent a movie!Copy !req
228. Of course, Mr. Marsh.Copy !req
229. What'll it be?Copy !req
230. I'll take a DVD of Robocop 2 andCopy !req
231. the Director's Cut of Blade Runner.Copy !req
232. Coming right up.Copy !req
233. No place like the video
store, hey my friend?Copy !req
234. Convenience at it's peak!Copy !req
235. Your son and wife don't seem toCopy !req
236. quite agree with you about the video store.Copy !req
237. In fact your son seems to
think video stores are.Copy !req
238. 'As ancient as Madonna's boobs'.Copy !req
239. He's a. He's a very progressive little boy.Copy !req
240. Gets it from his mother.Copy !req
241. If I may say so, Mr. Marsh.Copy !req
242. Your Blockbuster will never getCopy !req
243. any customers with those twoCopy !req
244. negative nancies sabotaging you.Copy !req
245. You may need to do something.Copy !req
246. Rather extreme.Copy !req
247. If I may say so, Mr. Marsh.Copy !req
248. Trick or treat.Copy !req
249. You are the owner of
Blockbuster, Mr. Marsh.Copy !req
250. You must be willing to do anything.Copy !req
251. No! No, I won't do it!Copy !req
252. Leave him out of this
he's just a little boy!Copy !req
253. Hey Stan.Copy !req
254. We still have an hour
before the costume contest,Copy !req
255. so let's go hit the houses on...Copy !req
256. Dude, dude dude!Copy !req
257. Check it out!Copy !req
258. What? What's he doing?Copy !req
259. Somebody's breaking into that Kum & Go!Copy !req
260. You guys, we gotta stop him!Copy !req
261. Yeah, dude!Copy !req
262. We are The Avengers!Copy !req
263. Hey where did you guys go?Copy !req
264. Oh, sorry, dude.Copy !req
265. Alright avengers!Copy !req
266. What say we take this scumbag down!Copy !req
267. Stan and Kyle, you take the back entrance!Copy !req
268. Cartman and I will block him from the side!Copy !req
269. Cartman smash!Copy !req
270. Alright the camera's out, hurry up you two!Copy !req
271. What the... you told me these
things were full of money!Copy !req
272. It's Halloween I thought everyone
would be renting spooky movies!Copy !req
273. For Odin!Copy !req
274. For Asgard!Copy !req
275. Who are you?Copy !req
276. Oh crap there's a bunch of them. Nevermind.Copy !req
277. Holy shit, they shot this guy!Copy !req
278. Oh my God!Copy !req
279. Dude, fuck this, let's bail!Copy !req
280. Get em!Copy !req
281. Oh my gosh that's so cute!Copy !req
282. And so what is little Monica wearing?Copy !req
283. Oh I bet she's adorable.Copy !req
284. No, we've just sort of been hereCopy !req
285. for the most part, yeah,
are you guys staying in?Copy !req
286. You're watching the thing.Copy !req
287. Oh that's fun, on Netflix or Hulu?Copy !req
288. On your Xbox, uh-huh.Copy !req
289. Yeah, no at some point I'm hopingCopy !req
290. we can just call it a night and go home.Copy !req
291. No, you don't need to
send help thanks though.Copy !req
292. Are you guys getting a lot
of trick or treaters?Copy !req
293. Yeah? Oh really?Copy !req
294. Who Barb and Michael?Copy !req
295. Oh yeah.Copy !req
296. Hey - hang on a second, Karen...Copy !req
297. Can I help you with something?Copy !req
298. According to industry experts,Copy !req
299. many rural areas don't have theCopy !req
300. bandwidth to support DVD qualityCopy !req
301. video in streaming services andCopy !req
302. won't for years to come, makingCopy !req
303. DVD rental still their best
movie watching option.Copy !req
304. Sorry, Karen. You were saying...Copy !req
305. No, it wasn't a customer.Copy !req
306. No, it's just Randy.Copy !req
307. Yes, a customer would
have been nice, I know.Copy !req
308. God dammit, those kids saw us!Copy !req
309. And you let them get away?Copy !req
310. It was The Avengers, Brad!Copy !req
311. Hey! We caught one of em, got
him tied up in the back.Copy !req
312. Alright, who were your friends?Copy !req
313. Just let me go! We're nobody!Copy !req
314. We didn't see anything! I promise!Copy !req
315. He's lying they saw everything!Copy !req
316. Let's try this again...Copy !req
317. No! Dude, please! This is
my best friend's iPad!Copy !req
318. Nooooooo!Copy !req
319. Okay okay okay okay!Copy !req
320. Their names are Bruce, Tony and Kurt!Copy !req
321. Hey one of them dropped this.Copy !req
322. It's an invitation to a Monster
Mash at the Community Center.Copy !req
323. No, no we weren't gonna go there!Copy !req
324. Sure you weren't.Copy !req
325. Get rid of him.Copy !req
326. No! I won't say anything I promise!Copy !req
327. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
328. Please!Copy !req
329. Please just lemme go!Copy !req
330. No!Copy !req
331. Sorry, kid, end of the line.Copy !req
332. Noooooooooooooooooooo!Copy !req
333. What the hell?Copy !req
334. Shelley, I need to use your cell phone.Copy !req
335. I can't find it. Somebody took it!Copy !req
336. Alright Randy where are the car keys?Copy !req
337. Randy, where are the keys to the car.Copy !req
338. God dammit.Copy !req
339. Did you have fun at the Halloween party?Copy !req
340. I did. Thanks so much Ben.Copy !req
341. And thanks for walking me home.Copy !req
342. What's the matter?Copy !req
343. What is that?Copy !req
344. What is what?Copy !req
345. Somebody dumped a...Copy !req
346. Oh my God, Ben, it's a little boy!Copy !req
347. Hello?Copy !req
348. Are you okay?Copy !req
349. Little boy?Copy !req
350. Huh, what?Copy !req
351. Oh. Hello. Who is that?Copy !req
352. It's okay, try and stay calm.Copy !req
353. Oh, thank God you found me!Copy !req
354. What is he doing way out here?Copy !req
355. You have to get me to my friends
'cause they aren't safe.Copy !req
356. And then we ran out of the
come and go and these guysCopy !req
357. they took our friend!Copy !req
358. Sounds like you're talking
about the Redbox killers.Copy !req
359. They've murdered over a dozenCopy !req
360. people trying to get the
cash from redboxes.Copy !req
361. Oh, my God.Copy !req
362. You mean they don't know people
can stream movies cheaperCopy !req
363. and more conveniently online?Copy !req
364. Apparently not.Copy !req
365. These are dangerous guys.Copy !req
366. Do you have any idea
where they were headed?Copy !req
367. Sir, there's a kid over at theCopy !req
368. hospital saying he saw everything.Copy !req
369. They said they were heading toCopy !req
370. the big party at the Community Center.Copy !req
371. You have to stop it my
friends are in trouble!Copy !req
372. Stan!Copy !req
373. Guys, you're ok!Copy !req
374. What happened to you?Copy !req
375. It's alright, it's just a scratch.Copy !req
376. Hey, this means we can stillCopy !req
377. make the costume contest you guys!Copy !req
378. No!Copy !req
379. They're looking for you there!Copy !req
380. Sir, you've got to cancel the Monster Mash.Copy !req
381. What? Are you crazy!Copy !req
382. We can't cancel the Monster MashCopy !req
383. it's Halloween night!Copy !req
384. It's the Monster Mash's
biggest night of the year.Copy !req
385. The Monster Mash is only on Halloween...Copy !req
386. Dude, if these guys are as badCopy !req
387. as you say then we have to do something!Copy !req
388. Yeah, people are going to get hurt.Copy !req
389. How many people at the Monster Mash?Copy !req
390. Most the town, sir, it's a graveyard smash.Copy !req
391. Whatever we do we better
hurry, it gets on in a flash.Copy !req
392. You boys say you can
identify the redbox thieves?Copy !req
393. Yes. We saw their faces.Copy !req
394. Alright then - we're going toCopy !req
395. have to send one of you
into the party in disguise.Copy !req
396. That sure is a great Gangnam
Style costume, Craig!Copy !req
397. I'm a wereprechaun.Copy !req
398. You know, a leprechaun that's
been bitten by a werewolf.Copy !req
399. Oh wow, nice costume, Stan.Copy !req
400. It's Gangnamstein!Copy !req
401. Don't say my name Butters!
I'm here undercover.Copy !req
402. Okay, Stan! Enjoy the Monster Mash!Copy !req
403. Hey be careful in there!Copy !req
404. Sorry! I can't see a thing in here!Copy !req
405. It's alright just go straight...Copy !req
406. now turn left - ok, now go about ten steps.Copy !req
407. Wow, Gangnamstein!Copy !req
408. I wish I'da thought of that!Copy !req
409. Stan?Copy !req
410. Daddy wants to have a little talk, Stan!Copy !req
411. Stanny boy!Copy !req
412. I'm cominnnn!Copy !req
413. Oh look! Wedding crashers!Copy !req
414. What are you doing Shelley?Copy !req
415. Nothing, dad. Go back
to killing the family.Copy !req
416. Okay.Copy !req
417. Stan?Copy !req
418. Stanny boy, I'm comin!Copy !req
419. Mkay everyone it's time to startCopy !req
420. the costume contest, mkay.Copy !req
421. Wait a minute, there they are!Copy !req
422. There's who?Copy !req
423. Listen everybody, those
guys right over there are...Copy !req
424. who are you people!Copy !req
425. You aren't real!Copy !req
426. Hey, hey I can't see!Copy !req
427. Where do I go!Copy !req
428. You think I'm crazy for
buying the Blockbuster!Copy !req
429. Now I'll make you pay!Copy !req
430. I got a little something
for all of you!Copy !req
431. Run! You better run!Copy !req
432. Aahghg! Look at the people
watching movies on their Xbox!Copy !req
433. Oh, streaming Halloween four ha ha ha!Copy !req
434. Fire!Copy !req
435. Hey what are you doing...Copy !req
436. It's mine, dad! Get your own!Copy !req
437. What the hell is going on?Copy !req
438. We got the son of a bitch.Copy !req
439. Wait. Wasn't that Peterson in there?Copy !req
440. Well, hope you guys have learned
that crime doesn't pay.Copy !req
441. Not without the convenience of
online streaming, it don't..Copy !req
442. Kyle, Kyle, it's Stan, he's dying.Copy !req
443. Stan? Hey dude.Copy !req
444. The judging's almost done
you're gonna make it.Copy !req
445. Oh God.Copy !req
446. Somebody get me a charger!Copy !req
447. Hold on, Stan, don't die on us.Copy !req
448. It's ok, Kyle, it's ok.Copy !req
449. Hit ok.Copy !req
450. You guys go win that costume contest.Copy !req
451. You can do it.Copy !req
452. Lift the trophy for me.Copy !req
453. You're gonna see it.Copy !req
454. Will somebody get me a God damn charger!Copy !req
455. Just have a good Halloween
you guys, and Kenny?Copy !req
456. Yeah, Stan?Copy !req
457. Stay gold.Copy !req
458. LA LA.Copy !req
459. Ral alala ala..Copy !req
460. Stan!Copy !req
461. I'm comin!Copy !req
462. I'm comin', Stan!Copy !req
463. Ra ra ra ra.Copy !req
464. Rarraar, Stan..Copy !req
465. I spoke with the insurance company.Copy !req
466. They said we can get
some of our money back.Copy !req
467. Not all of it, but some.Copy !req
468. You wanna come home? Get
changed, take a shower?Copy !req
469. No.Copy !req
470. You wanna just sit here a
little more and be frozen?Copy !req
471. Yeah.Copy !req
472. You want me to bring you some McDonalds?Copy !req
473. Okay.Copy !req
474. What do you want from McDonalds?Copy !req
475. Chicken nuggets.Copy !req
476. And fries.Copy !req
477. Sweet and sour sauce.Copy !req
478. And a Hi-C orange.Copy !req