1. - You think you're man enough
to fight me, you little shits?Copy !req
2. - Yeah, 'cause you're
a drunk piece of shit, Dad!Copy !req
3. - You're both
drunk pieces of shit!Copy !req
4. Both of you
sit the fuck down!Copy !req
5. - Shut up!
- They're noisy!Copy !req
6. - Fuck you, bitch!Copy !req
7. - You son a bitch!Copy !req
8. - They're nasty!Copy !req
9. - You done spilt that
on my titties, skank!Copy !req
10. - They're white trash!Copy !req
11. And when you give 'em
a little Pabst Blue Ribbon,Copy !req
12. they can't help
getting arrested!Copy !req
13. Tonight on an all new
White Trash in Trouble...Copy !req
14. - Pabst Blue Ribbon
and white trash-Copy !req
15. it's a deadly combination
that can lead to prison timeCopy !req
16. and children being taken away
from their homes.Copy !req
17. This white trash home in
Colorado seems innocent enough.Copy !req
18. - Hmm.Copy !req
19. - But the children in this home
live in a world of neglect.Copy !req
20. There's no heating,
no groceries.Copy !req
21. And if you look closely
in the backyard,Copy !req
22. you can even make out
what appears to be a meth lab.Copy !req
23. - Down on the ground!Copy !req
24. - Move!
- Let's move!Copy !req
25. - Get down now!
- Get down!Copy !req
26. - No!
My babies!Copy !req
27. Don't take my babies!Copy !req
28. - You're hurting my arm!Copy !req
29. - My babies!Copy !req
30. - You're hurting me!Copy !req
31. - You have the right
to remain silent.Copy !req
32. Now please look at the camera
and say,Copy !req
33. "I'm white trash,
and I'm in trouble."Copy !req
34. - I'm white trash,
and I'm in trouble.Copy !req
35. - All right, good.
Now get in the car.Copy !req
36. - Oh, wow, poor people
being arrested.Copy !req
37. What a rare occurrence.Copy !req
38. Hey, Kenny!
Kenny, wave!Copy !req
39. That's Kenny about to be
sent to a foster home.Copy !req
40. Pretty funny.Copy !req
41. - Just have a seat in there,
kids.Copy !req
42. - Just have
a seat in there, kids.Copy !req
43. - The mother and fatherCopy !req
44. will probably be released
from jail on Monday,Copy !req
45. but I guess the kids are
gonna be taken away for good.Copy !req
46. Child Protective ServicesCopy !req
47. is about to talk to them
in the soft room.Copy !req
48. - The soft room?Copy !req
49. - You know, the room
we have set asideCopy !req
50. for kids to feel safe in.Copy !req
51. - Hi, kids.
How you doing?Copy !req
52. My name's Mr. Adams,Copy !req
53. and I just need to get
some info from you.Copy !req
54. Does that sound okay?Copy !req
55. - Can I see my mommy?Copy !req
56. - No, sorry.Copy !req
57. Now, I've been
looking over your file,Copy !req
58. and I see you kids
have all beenCopy !req
59. horribly physically
and emotionally abused.Copy !req
60. Oh, whoops!
That isn't your case file.Copy !req
61. It's the Penn State
University Gazette!Copy !req
62. I'm joking. That's just a joke.Copy !req
63. We like to have fun here.
It is your case file.Copy !req
64. I was just all like,Copy !req
65. "It's the Penn State Gazette!"
to be like a joke.Copy !req
66. We have fun.Copy !req
67. Now, listen; you're gonna be
put into a foster home,Copy !req
68. so I need to know, would you
like to go to Neverland Ranch,Copy !req
69. a Catholic church,
or Penn State University?Copy !req
70. We're havin' fun here,
aren't we?Copy !req
71. I just-I come up with these
and the guys-Copy !req
72. it's good to laugh.Copy !req
73. I just asked them if they
wanted to go to Neverland,Copy !req
74. a Catholic church,
or Penn State!Copy !req
75. I'm a trickster. People say
I'm really meant for comedy.Copy !req
76. Here's my head shot,
just in case you know anybody.Copy !req
77. Can't hurt, right?
Okay, now...Copy !req
78. Are we all starting
to feel a little bit better?Copy !req
79. - Oh, come on, now.
How 'bout that smile?Copy !req
80. I'm gonna
get you to smile!Copy !req
81. I'm gonna get you
to smile!Copy !req
82. A Penn State administrator
walks into a bar.Copy !req
83. Where's that smile?Copy !req
84. How about this one?Copy !req
85. Joe Paterno doesn't walk
into a police station.Copy !req
86. Come on,
that's a good one.Copy !req
87. - Did you hear anything more
about what happened?Copy !req
88. - Dude, I don't think Kenny's
coming back.Copy !req
89. My dad said those
Child Protective Services peopleCopy !req
90. are pretty serious.Copy !req
91. - We can't let Kenny
be sent away forever.Copy !req
92. There's gotta be
something we can do!Copy !req
93. - Guys, guys,
I've been working on it,Copy !req
94. and I think
I have some answers.Copy !req
95. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
96. I've gone through every student
in the school,Copy !req
97. and I'm pretty sure that
now that Kenny's gone,Copy !req
98. the poor kid is Craig!Copy !req
99. - That's what you care about,Copy !req
100. who's the poorest kid
in school now?Copy !req
101. - Pretty much
went through everybody.Copy !req
102. Craig's got the most-shh!
Here he comes. Here he comes.Copy !req
103. Hey, Craig, your, uh-Copy !req
104. your family get you that jacket
at Wal-Mart or K-Mart?Copy !req
105. - What are you
talking about?Copy !req
106. - Nothin', dude.
It's cool. It's cool.Copy !req
107. I mean, we would tell your
parents to shop at nicer places,Copy !req
108. but your mama's so poor,
she can't even pay attention!Copy !req
109. - Mr. And Mrs. Weatherhead,Copy !req
110. we have the new foster kids
for your care.Copy !req
111. - Very good.
We'll take them from here.Copy !req
112. Children, enter.Copy !req
113. Welcome to your new home.Copy !req
114. Before we show you around,
let's get one thing clear.Copy !req
115. This is a very strict
religious household.Copy !req
116. As long as you live here,
you will be agnostic.Copy !req
117. These are your
foster brothers and sisters.Copy !req
118. They are all
strict agnostics.Copy !req
119. David,
do you believe in God?Copy !req
120. - I don't know.
- Right!Copy !req
121. There are two bedrooms upstairs,
boys' room and girls' room.Copy !req
122. Your chores are listed
on the respective doors.Copy !req
123. Follow.Copy !req
124. You will eat only
at designated mealtimes.Copy !req
125. Beverages you may take from
the refrigerator as you like.Copy !req
126. However, in this house,Copy !req
127. you will drink only
agnostic beverages-Copy !req
128. Dr. Pepper
and diet Dr. Pepper.Copy !req
129. Because what flavor is it?Copy !req
130. It is neither root beer
nor cola.Copy !req
131. Nobody is sure
what flavor it is,Copy !req
132. and nobody can be sure,Copy !req
133. Isn't that right... Melissa?Copy !req
134. - I don't know.
- Good!Copy !req
135. - This is awesome, Butters!Copy !req
136. You really think
you got something?Copy !req
137. - Yep.Copy !req
138. To find out
who the poorest kid is,Copy !req
139. I actually was able to see
which kids in schoolCopy !req
140. got those coupons
they hand out for school lunch.Copy !req
141. - Yeah?Copy !req
142. - So then
I cross-referencedCopy !req
143. all the kids who were
on half-price lunchesCopy !req
144. with the tax records
of people in townCopy !req
145. to see which kid's parentsCopy !req
146. actually made the least amount
of money last year.Copy !req
147. Yeah?Copy !req
148. - Well, actually, Eric,
it's you.Copy !req
149. - What?Copy !req
150. - Now that Kenny's gone,Copy !req
151. your household actually
has the lowest income.Copy !req
152. I'm sorry, pal.Copy !req
153. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
154. If we found this out,Copy !req
155. it's only a matter of time
before everybody else does.Copy !req
156. - I won't tell anybody.Copy !req
157. - Oh, come on!Copy !req
158. We're not the only ones
who wanted to look into this!Copy !req
159. You think Kyle isn't
on a computer right now,Copy !req
160. trying to see who
the poorest kid in school is?Copy !req
161. Oh, he is gonna have
such a field day,Copy !req
162. that heartless Jew.Copy !req
163. Well, I won't give him
the satisfaction.Copy !req
164. All right,
let's hear it for Kyle!Copy !req
165. He's so funny,
isn't he, guys?Copy !req
166. With all his jokes
about Cartman being poor!Copy !req
167. You guys hear how poor
Cartman's mom is?Copy !req
168. His mama's so poor,
the ducks throw bread at her!Copy !req
169. Yeah,
that's super funny, guys!Copy !req
170. Laugh it up, everyone!Copy !req
171. Cartman's mama's so poor
that when she goes to KFC,Copy !req
172. she has to lick
other people's fingers!Copy !req
173. Ha!
I beat you to it, Kyel!Copy !req
174. - My name is not "Kyel."Copy !req
175. - That's kyewl!
Whatever, Kyel!Copy !req
176. It must be nice having
everything you want!Copy !req
177. - Hi, sweetie.Copy !req
178. - Sit down, Mom.
We need to have a talk.Copy !req
179. - Oh, what is it this time?Copy !req
180. - Mom, how are you
going to start bringingCopy !req
181. more money
into this household?Copy !req
182. - What, hon?Copy !req
183. - You have to start
doing more, Mom.Copy !req
184. What are you doing
with your time?Copy !req
185. - Eric,
I'm working two jobs.Copy !req
186. Mommy's doing
everything she can.Copy !req
187. - Yeah, see,
the problem, Mom,Copy !req
188. is that with Kenny gone,Copy !req
189. I'm now
the poorest kid in school.Copy !req
190. - Well, we're in
a tough economy, Eric.Copy !req
191. I don't know what else
you want me to do about it.Copy !req
192. - We're in a tough economy.Copy !req
193. You don't know what else
I want you to do about it.Copy !req
194. Life isn't handed to you,
Mom!Copy !req
195. You can't just sit on your ass
and expect for money to appear!Copy !req
196. - Eric, we aren't that much
poorer than most people.Copy !req
197. - Not much po-?Copy !req
198. My mama so poor, when she heard
about the Last Supper,Copy !req
199. she thought she was
runnin' out of food stamps!Copy !req
200. - Oh!Copy !req
201. - It's not funny, Mom!Copy !req
202. My mama's so poor,
she waves around a PopsicleCopy !req
203. and calls it
air-conditioning.Copy !req
204. I wish I could be
put in a cool foster homeCopy !req
205. like Kenny's family.Copy !req
206. Oh.Copy !req
207. Oh, it's you.Copy !req
208. I was wondering
when you'd appear.Copy !req
209. You always come
when I'm sad.Copy !req
210. - You are going to be okay,
Karen.Copy !req
211. You have to keep
believing that.Copy !req
212. - Why did my mommy
and daddy go to jail?Copy !req
213. - Sometimes...
people do stupid things.Copy !req
214. Sometimes they don't realize
what should have come first,Copy !req
215. until it's too late.Copy !req
216. - But I'm all alone now.
- You are not alone.Copy !req
217. No matter where you go,Copy !req
218. no matter what you do,Copy !req
219. I will always be here.Copy !req
220. Do you understand?Copy !req
221. - I'll try, guardian angel.Copy !req
222. - Don't try, Karen.
Do.Copy !req
223. - What in the name
of nobody knowsCopy !req
224. are you doing, Karen?Copy !req
225. - Policeman.Copy !req
226. Yes.Copy !req
227. All right,
thanks for the tip.Copy !req
228. We'll check it out.Copy !req
229. Better call the lieutenant.Copy !req
230. Looks like we've got
another meth lab in town.Copy !req
231. - Got any needles on you?Copy !req
232. Any crack pipes?Copy !req
233. - Oh, my goodness, no.Copy !req
234. I haven't used drugs
in quite a while.Copy !req
235. - Then why is there a meth lab
in your backyard?Copy !req
236. - What is going on here?
Mom, what have you done?Copy !req
237. Were things so bad for you
financially,Copy !req
238. you had to turn
to a life of crime?Copy !req
239. My mama so poor, she uses
cheerios for earrings.Copy !req
240. Well, guess I'm off
to a foster home, then.Copy !req
241. Hawaii is my first choice,Copy !req
242. something not exactly
on the beachCopy !req
243. but maybe
just a short walk away.Copy !req
244. It's going to take me
years to recoverCopy !req
245. from being torn
from my mother's arms.Copy !req
246. Only the ocean breezes and
coconut trees can help me now.Copy !req
247. - When will you people learnCopy !req
248. to lay off
the Pabst Blue Ribbon?Copy !req
249. Now look at the camera
and say,Copy !req
250. "I'm white trash,
and I'm in trouble."Copy !req
251. - Oh, I'm white trash,
and I'm in trouble.Copy !req
252. - Hi, there.
How ya doing?Copy !req
253. My name's Mr. Adams,Copy !req
254. and I'm with
Child Protective Services.Copy !req
255. Here's my head shot.Copy !req
256. I just need to get
some information from you,Copy !req
257. if that's okay.Copy !req
258. - Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
259. - Okay, now,
it says hereCopy !req
260. your mother
was operating a meth lab.Copy !req
261. - That's right.Copy !req
262. - And it also says hereCopy !req
263. that Penn State prefers
to be losing at halftime...Copy !req
264. because at Penn State,Copy !req
265. they like when you're a little
behind in the locker room.Copy !req
266. That's a joke.
Did you get that one?Copy !req
267. It's is a play on words.
We like to have fun here.Copy !req
268. - Dude, do you think
this is funny?Copy !req
269. - We just-no, we just like
to have fun here.Copy !req
270. - Well, I'll tell you something!Copy !req
271. Being from a low-income
household isn't funny!Copy !req
272. Aw, hell no!Copy !req
273. My mama so poor,Copy !req
274. she opened a gmail account
just so she could eat the spam.Copy !req
275. - What-what, is that supposed
to be some kind of joke?Copy !req
276. You think you're funny?Copy !req
277. - A joke?
You think being poor is a joke?Copy !req
278. - Could be worse.
- How?Copy !req
279. - Could be in Happy Valley!Copy !req
280. On a scale from one to ten,Copy !req
281. how old should you be
to stay away from Penn State?Copy !req
282. - Dude, my mama so poor,
when she gets mad,Copy !req
283. she can't afford
to fly off the handle,Copy !req
284. so she's gotta go Greyhound
off the handle!Copy !req
285. Two Penn State administrators
walk into a butt.Copy !req
286. - Jesus, this is a long drive.
Are we in Hawaii yet?Copy !req
287. - Hawaii?Copy !req
288. - Yeah, that's where
I requested to be sent.Copy !req
289. - Your foster home
is here.Copy !req
290. Pretty much
the exact opposite of Hawaii.Copy !req
291. - What?Copy !req
292. Greeley?Copy !req
293. - Come on, now!Copy !req
294. This is not the way
we've told you tidy up.Copy !req
295. Remember, cleanliness
is next to godliness,Copy !req
296. so make it kind of clean,
but not too much.Copy !req
297. Amanda, more ambiguous
on the dusting!Copy !req
298. Kenneth, answer the door.Copy !req
299. - What the-Copy !req
300. Dude, this is, like,
poorer than my old house!Copy !req
301. - What the fuck
are you doing here?Copy !req
302. - Hello, Eric.Copy !req
303. Your room is upstairs
on the left.Copy !req
304. Are you hungry?
- You're my new mom?Copy !req
305. - You can call me Mom
if you like.Copy !req
306. - All right, Mom,
how much money do you make?Copy !req
307. Like, gross yearly income
after taxes?Copy !req
308. - This is where you'll sleep
with your foster brothers.Copy !req
309. You will be clean, polite,
and most importantly,Copy !req
310. you will follow
the agnostic code!Copy !req
311. "We cannot know with certainty
if God or Christ exists.Copy !req
312. "They could.Copy !req
313. "Then again, there could be
a giant reptilian birdCopy !req
314. "in charge of everything.Copy !req
315. "Can we be certain
there isn't?Copy !req
316. No, so it's pointless
to talk about."Copy !req
317. Now say it with me.Copy !req
318. - God damn,Copy !req
319. I gotta sleep in a room
with six other people?Copy !req
320. How poor are we?
- Hey!Copy !req
321. We do not take the Lord's name
in vain in this house,Copy !req
322. just in case there is one!Copy !req
323. Do you understand, or do you
need the punishment room?Copy !req
324. - Oh, hell, no.Copy !req
325. Mom, Dad's being mean to me!Copy !req
326. Mom!Copy !req
327. Myeeeemmm!Copy !req
328. - My name is not "myeeeem."Copy !req
329. - Oh, God,
I'm so nervous.Copy !req
330. These kids
all seem kind of mean.Copy !req
331. - I'll see you
at recess, right?Copy !req
332. - you've already been here
a while, Kenny,Copy !req
333. so you have to introduce me
to your friends, okay?Copy !req
334. And make sure
they know I'm cool.Copy !req
335. You've gotta
have my back, Kenny!Copy !req
336. - Oh, hey, Kenny.
Who's this?Copy !req
337. This is Eric Cartman.Copy !req
338. - Does he live with you
at the foster home?Copy !req
339. - Okay, all right,
so listen!Copy !req
340. I know our family
is poor, okay?Copy !req
341. But before we lived there, Kenny
was actually poorer than me,Copy !req
342. so technically, he is
the poorest kid at this school.Copy !req
343. - What are you talking about?Copy !req
344. The poor kid in this school
is Jacob Hallery.Copy !req
345. - Really?
- Yeah, dude.Copy !req
346. His dad died
five years ago,Copy !req
347. and his mom went crazy
from depression,Copy !req
348. so she can't even
keep a job.Copy !req
349. - Yes! Yes!Copy !req
350. Did you hear that, Kenny?
We're good!Copy !req
351. I seriously thought we didn't
stand a chance, but now...Copy !req
352. everything's gonna be okay!Copy !req
353. Let's hear it
for Jacob Hallery, guys!Copy !req
354. His mama's so poor,Copy !req
355. she cuts coupons out
to be institutionalized!Copy !req
356. - Did he do stuff like this
at your old school?Copy !req
357. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
358. - Lets put our hands up,
everyone, except for Jacob.Copy !req
359. His mama's so poor, she only
understands hand-outs.Copy !req
360. - Eric,
at Greeley Elementary,Copy !req
361. we do not tolerate students
making fun of other students.Copy !req
362. - I wasn't
making fun of anybody.Copy !req
363. - "A 20-minute
song-and-dance numberCopy !req
364. "with 47
'yo mama's so poor' jokesCopy !req
365. " directed at Jacob HalleryCopy !req
366. which ended in a finale
with fireworks."Copy !req
367. - I was just teasing.Copy !req
368. - Your case worker
has been notified,Copy !req
369. and he is not happy.Copy !req
370. - My case worker?
Oh, not this guy.Copy !req
371. - I know this is a difficult
adjustment for you, Eric,Copy !req
372. but you can't just
turn all your frustrationsCopy !req
373. on a little kid
who can't defend himself.Copy !req
374. I mean,
what do you think this is,Copy !req
375. the shower room
at Penn State?Copy !req
376. I'm kidding!Copy !req
377. We like to have fun
in our department.Copy !req
378. So I was like-
I was like, "What?Copy !req
379. Is this like the shower room
at Penn State?"Copy !req
380. I joke around.
This is my head shot.Copy !req
381. - Will you stop
with the Penn State jokes?Copy !req
382. All you're doing
is taking something topicalCopy !req
383. and revamping
old Catholic jokes.Copy !req
384. - Oh! Oh, and "yo mama" jokes
are better?Copy !req
385. They've been around
since the '50s.Copy !req
386. - What the hell does this
have to do with anything?Copy !req
387. - Principal! You gotta send help
to the playground!Copy !req
388. They're about to beat up
that new kid!Copy !req
389. - Aw, look at the new kid
and her wittle dolly!Copy !req
390. You gonna cry some more
in class, wimp?Copy !req
391. - l-leave her alone.Copy !req
392. - Shut up! You foster twerps
are all the same.Copy !req
393. Come on,
hand over the doll.Copy !req
394. Who the hell is this?Copy !req
395. - How about you find another
little girl to pick on?Copy !req
396. - Mind your business,
Peter Pan!Copy !req
397. - Karen McCormick
is off limits,Copy !req
398. do you understand?Copy !req
399. Make sure everybody
in this school knows.Copy !req
400. - And if this foodCopy !req
401. comes as a gift
from some divine intelligence,Copy !req
402. we understand that
an intelligent beingCopy !req
403. cannot blame us
for questioning its existence.Copy !req
404. Nobody knows,
nobody can knowCopy !req
405. if any deity
is watching over us.Copy !req
406. Amen.Copy !req
407. - Except for Karen's
guardian angel!Copy !req
408. - What?Copy !req
409. - Where did he take you
after he saved you, Karen?Copy !req
410. - He just took me
back to my classroom.Copy !req
411. Then he disappeared,
like always.Copy !req
412. - What have we told you
about making up angel stories?Copy !req
413. - But we saw him!Copy !req
414. He leapt down from the sky!Copy !req
415. - And he kicked the crap
out of Jessica Pinkerton.Copy !req
416. - Yeah!
- We saw him!Copy !req
417. - Stop it, children!Copy !req
418. We do not speak such certainties
in this house!Copy !req
419. - Get down to the basement,
all of you!Copy !req
420. It's time
for the punishment room!Copy !req
421. - Aah!Copy !req
422. - Now,
did you see an angel?Copy !req
423. - No!
No, I didn't see an angel!Copy !req
424. - No! You can't be
certain of that!Copy !req
425. You might have seen one!Copy !req
426. Hit him with
the Dr. Pepper again.Copy !req
427. - Aah!Copy !req
428. - Are there such things
as angels?Copy !req
429. - Maybe.Copy !req
430. - Good.
- Aah!Copy !req
431. - What do we do, Kenny?
Kenny?Copy !req
432. - What is the meaning
of life?Copy !req
433. - It's impossible to know!Copy !req
434. - That's right!Copy !req
435. - Who could that be?Copy !req
436. - Mr. And Mrs. Weatherhead,Copy !req
437. I've received
some disturbing newsCopy !req
438. that all you're providing the
foster children here to drinkCopy !req
439. is soda.Copy !req
440. - Ha, ha, I told on you,
Mom and Dad!Copy !req
441. - What business is that
of yours?Copy !req
442. - It's my business because
Child Protective ServicesCopy !req
443. is accountable
for these kids!Copy !req
444. Have I given you my head shot?
- Yes, yes, we have that.Copy !req
445. - Okay, now, are you only giving
these kids Dr. Pepper to drink?Copy !req
446. - If we want to serve agnostic
beverages in this house,Copy !req
447. then by God-ish,
we'll do it!Copy !req
448. The children you've sent here
are undisciplinedCopy !req
449. and talking about
the certainty of angels!Copy !req
450. - Excuse me?Copy !req
451. Let's have a look around.Copy !req
452. - What the-
who did this?Copy !req
453. - What is that?Copy !req
454. It was like a little
mystery person flying around.Copy !req
455. - Almost like some kind
of agnostic angel.Copy !req
456. - Oh, my God.Copy !req
457. What's going on here?Copy !req
458. - We don't know.Copy !req
459. We can't possibly know.Copy !req
460. - What have I done?Copy !req
461. I took you kids
from your parentsCopy !req
462. without even checking
into where you were going.Copy !req
463. I put innocent children
into a dangerous environment!Copy !req
464. What am I, a recruitment coach
for Penn State?Copy !req
465. - It's not funny!Copy !req
466. - There's nothing in there
but Dr. Pepper, right?Copy !req
467. There can't be.Copy !req
468. - Oh!Copy !req
469. - How did that get here?Copy !req
470. It's says
it's a Pabst Blue Ribbon.Copy !req
471. - What is it?Copy !req
472. - It's like beer
but different.Copy !req
473. - But how did it get here?Copy !req
474. - Shut your mouth, bitch!Copy !req
475. - You shut your mouth,
you dumb fucking asshole!Copy !req
476. - Fuck you, bitch!Copy !req
477. - You have the right
to remain silent.Copy !req
478. Now look at the camera
and say,Copy !req
479. "I'm white trash,
and I'm in trouble."Copy !req
480. - I'm white trash,
and I'm in trouble!Copy !req
481. - Get in the car, you.Copy !req
482. - Wait a minute.Copy !req
483. I'm white trash,
and I'm in trouble?Copy !req
484. - No, no, take all these kids
back to their parents.Copy !req
485. We've embarrassed the systemCopy !req
486. and made it something
nobody wants to be a part of.Copy !req
487. It's like a Penn State
homecoming party.Copy !req
488. - A false police reportCopy !req
489. can carry a up to
a two-month prison term, son!Copy !req
490. - I'm not saying it.Copy !req
491. - We can do this the easy way,
or we can do it hard!Copy !req
492. - I'm not saying it!Copy !req
493. - Then we'll add another charge
for resisting!Copy !req
494. - Okay, fine!Copy !req
495. I'm white trash,
and I'm in trouble.Copy !req
496. - Three arrests in just
one power-packed episode,Copy !req
497. just one Pabst Blue Ribbon away
from becoming...Copy !req
498. - Boy, it sure is good
to have you back, Kenny.Copy !req
499. - I hear your parents might
give up selling meth for good.Copy !req
500. Yeah, maybe.Copy !req
501. - There he is.
There's my buddy!Copy !req
502. - How was jail, fat ass?Copy !req
503. - Well, I did a lot of thinking,
and you know, guys,Copy !req
504. there's an important lesson
I think we've all learned.Copy !req
505. What do we do
when the tables are turned?Copy !req
506. Sing it with me, guys!Copy !req
507. - What the fuck?Copy !req
508. - Aw, my mama's so poor,Copy !req
509. she walks down the road
with one shoe.Copy !req
510. And if you ask her if she
lost a shoe, she says,Copy !req
511. "No, I found one."Copy !req