1. - Oh, my God!Copy !req
2. Isn't it awesome
having an iPad, you guys?Copy !req
3. Hey, Bebe,
where's your iPad?Copy !req
4. Oh, right.
You're not cool enough.Copy !req
5. Hey, hey, you see
my iPad, Token?Copy !req
6. Funny, you don't seem
to have one.Copy !req
7. I thought your family
was rich!Copy !req
8. You dumbasses
have to play four squareCopy !req
9. 'cause you don't have iPads!Copy !req
10. Oh, what should I do
on my iPad next?Copy !req
11. Think I'll email
some of my friends.Copy !req
12. Oh, no, wait.Copy !req
13. Maybe I'll download
some more cool apps!Copy !req
14. This is so awesome!Copy !req
15. - Tom Saltzman says
you don't really have an iPad.Copy !req
16. - What?Copy !req
17. - Tom Saltzman says you just
glued a piece of glassCopy !req
18. to an iPad cover
and you're faking it.Copy !req
19. - Tom Saltzman's dad
is an alcoholicCopy !req
20. who drinks and drives!Copy !req
21. - Let me see your iPad,
Cartman.Copy !req
22. - Seriously, you guys,Copy !req
23. Tom Saltzman's dad
is a drunk driver!Copy !req
24. He's the one
who ran over Joey Potts' dogCopy !req
25. because Joey Potts doesn't know
how to take care of his animals,Copy !req
26. which is why
he gets beat by his mom.Copy !req
27. - Just let us see
your iPad, Cartman.Copy !req
28. - No, because
the batterys dead.Copy !req
29. It just ran out of power.Copy !req
30. - So plug it in.
- I left my charger at home!Copy !req
31. Fine!Copy !req
32. I'm gonna go home and charge
my iPad and bring it tomorrow,Copy !req
33. and you guys are gonna feel
really stupid!Copy !req
34. Well, good going, Mom.Copy !req
35. You've completely
screwed me over!Copy !req
36. - What happened, Eric?Copy !req
37. - You said I had to wait till
my birthday to get an iPad,Copy !req
38. so the one I rubbed
in everyone's faces todayCopy !req
39. isn't real, and tomorrow
everyone's gonna call me a liar.Copy !req
40. Would you mind loaning me
some of your lipstick, Mom?Copy !req
41. Because I want
to at least look prettyCopy !req
42. the next time you decide
to fuck me!Copy !req
43. - You see?Copy !req
44. And then I can take
all my homework on my iPadCopy !req
45. and swipe it over
to my iPhone.Copy !req
46. - Uh, yeah, Apple stuff
is pretty neat, all right.Copy !req
47. I just don't want
any big companyCopy !req
48. tracking where I am
at all times.Copy !req
49. - Aw, that's just a rumor.
They don't really track you.Copy !req
50. - Here he is!Copy !req
51. Hello, Kyle.
We're from Apple.Copy !req
52. We're all ready for you now.Copy !req
53. - What?
Ready for what?Copy !req
54. - To fulfill the agreement.Copy !req
55. Can we get a weight,
please?Copy !req
56. - 83 pounds, sir.
- What agreement?Copy !req
57. - 83 pounds, good.
Let's get the blood work.Copy !req
58. - Hey, you can't do that!Copy !req
59. - You agreed we could take
all the blood we needed.Copy !req
60. - What are you talking about?Copy !req
61. - When you downloaded
the last iTunes update,Copy !req
62. a window on your screen
popped upCopy !req
63. and asked you if you agreed
to our terms and conditions.Copy !req
64. You clicked "Agree."Copy !req
65. All right, let's get him
to the water tank.Copy !req
66. - The water tank?
I'm not going with you!Copy !req
67. - You've agreed to all of this!Copy !req
68. Hey!Copy !req
69. - You guys!
You got to help me!Copy !req
70. These business casual G-men
are trying to kidnap me!Copy !req
71. - What?
- It's crazy, dude!Copy !req
72. They're saying
it's because I agreedCopy !req
73. to the latest terms
and conditions on iTunes!Copy !req
74. - Why?Copy !req
75. What did the terms
and conditionsCopy !req
76. for the last update say?Copy !req
77. - I don't know.
I didn't read them.Copy !req
78. - You didn't read them?Copy !req
79. - Who the hell reads
that entire thingCopy !req
80. every time it pops up?Copy !req
81. - I do.
- Me too.Copy !req
82. - You're telling me
that every timeCopy !req
83. you guys download
an update for iTunes,Copy !req
84. you read the entire
terms and conditions?Copy !req
85. - Of course.Copy !req
86. - Well, how do you know
if you agree to somethingCopy !req
87. if you don't read it?Copy !req
88. - Well, I turned off
all my Apple stuff.Copy !req
89. They can't locate youCopy !req
90. if you don't have
your stuff on, right?Copy !req
91. - There he is! Hey, you!Copy !req
92. Dad!Copy !req
93. Dad, I need a lawyer!Copy !req
94. - Kyle, what are you
doing here?Copy !req
95. - Dad, if you agree
to somethingCopy !req
96. but you didn't mean
to agree to it, what do you do?Copy !req
97. - Well, Kyle, it's alwaysCopy !req
98. the agreeing party's
responsibilityCopy !req
99. to know
what they are signing.Copy !req
100. - But it's, like,
eight pages long,Copy !req
101. and they send me a new one,
like, every three weeks!Copy !req
102. How can they know if I-
- Calm down, Kyle.Copy !req
103. It's okay.
You're safe with Daddy.Copy !req
104. - Here he is.Copy !req
105. - Come on, you!Copy !req
106. - Hey, what the heck
is going on?Copy !req
107. - Your son has made
a bindingCopy !req
108. and legal agreement
with Apple, sir.Copy !req
109. - An agreement to do what?Copy !req
110. - Apple's inner workings
are top secret to all users.Copy !req
111. You know how it is.Copy !req
112. - No, I don't know how it is.
I use a PC.Copy !req
113. You what?Copy !req
114. - Come on, let's go!Copy !req
115. - Hey, now, let him go-
Aah!Copy !req
116. - Dad!
You Tasered my dad!Copy !req
117. - You said we could.Copy !req
118. - Okay,
Wi-Fi plus 3G, 64 gig.Copy !req
119. This one, this one!
- Oh, sweetie, $900?Copy !req
120. - I can't wait to see
the look on Kyle's stupid faceCopy !req
121. when he sees my iPad
has more memory than his.Copy !req
122. - Eric, we can't afford
that one.Copy !req
123. - Well, you don't expect me
to get the Wi-Fi onlyCopy !req
124. 16-gig version, do you?Copy !req
125. - I think we need to get you
a different brand, hon.Copy !req
126. They're a little cheaper.Copy !req
127. - Mom, everyone knowsCopy !req
128. that everything but Apple
is stupid.Copy !req
129. - Here, look at this one.Copy !req
130. Toshiba Handibook.Copy !req
131. - Toshiba Handibook?Copy !req
132. - This says it does everything
the iPad doesCopy !req
133. at half the price.Copy !req
134. - Mom, do not
screw me over again!Copy !req
135. If I take
that thing to school,Copy !req
136. everyone's gonna think
I'm a poverty-stricken asshole!Copy !req
137. - Eric, stop acting
like a spoiled brat.Copy !req
138. You can either have
the Toshiba Handibook,Copy !req
139. or you can have
nothing at all.Copy !req
140. - Oh, I've got
a better idea.Copy !req
141. Why don't you go
across the streetCopy !req
142. and buy some condoms?Copy !req
143. Because we should
at least be safeCopy !req
144. if you're gonna
fuck me, Mom.Copy !req
145. - Eric!Copy !req
146. - You might as well go
buy some cigarettes too,Copy !req
147. because I like
to have a smokeCopy !req
148. after I get good and fucked.Copy !req
149. You want to fuck me, Mom?
Just say so!Copy !req
150. Go ahead! Here!Copy !req
151. Huh? Go ahead, Mom.
Fuck me!Copy !req
152. Fuck me right here
in the Best Buy.Copy !req
153. You want to fuck
your son so bad?Copy !req
154. Go on, Mom. Fuck me!
Fuck me!Copy !req
155. - Stop crying, Eric.Copy !req
156. I told you
if you kept acting up,Copy !req
157. you weren't getting
anything.Copy !req
158. - But I told you
I was sorry.Copy !req
159. - You made me look like
some sort of child molesterCopy !req
160. in front
of all those people!Copy !req
161. - I wasn't trying
to get you in trouble.Copy !req
162. - Then why did you go outside
to a police officerCopy !req
163. and say, "Help, help!Copy !req
164. My mom is trying
to fuck me"?Copy !req
165. - Oh, wait.
I get it now.Copy !req
166. The F word
is a no-no word,Copy !req
167. and I shouldn't say it
around other people.Copy !req
168. I'm sorry, Mama.Copy !req
169. - If you're really sorry,Copy !req
170. then you'll understand
why you aren't getting anything.Copy !req
171. Well, no, that doesn't reallyCopy !req
172. have any logical sense,
Mommy,Copy !req
173. because I'm already
being punishedCopy !req
174. by not getting the iPad...
Mama.Copy !req
175. Please can we just go back
and get the Toshiba Handibook?Copy !req
176. - No!Copy !req
177. - Well, then could we
at least pull up hereCopy !req
178. and get some dinner?Copy !req
179. 'Cause I liked to be
wined and dinedCopy !req
180. after I've been fucked!Copy !req
181. - What are you gonna do
to us?Copy !req
182. - What is this?
What's going on?Copy !req
183. - You-you agreed
to the iTunesCopy !req
184. terms and conditions too?Copy !req
185. - What?Copy !req
186. - I just clicked "Agree."
I didn't read it.Copy !req
187. I was in a hurry, you see,Copy !req
188. and I-I didn't know
what I was agreeing to!Copy !req
189. - I can't even read
English!Copy !req
190. - Hey, shut up in there!Copy !req
191. You all agreed
to stay quiet.Copy !req
192. - Hey!
Hey, let me out of here!Copy !req
193. This is a mistake!
I agreed by accident!Copy !req
194. - You can't agree
by accident.Copy !req
195. There's a failsafe
built in.Copy !req
196. Even if you click
on "Agree,"Copy !req
197. another little window
pops up that says,Copy !req
198. "Are you sure you agree?"Copy !req
199. And you have to click
on "Agree" again.Copy !req
200. - What are you going
to do to us?Copy !req
201. - Everything
that you agreed toCopy !req
202. in the iTunes conditions.Copy !req
203. - We didn't read them!Copy !req
204. - Heh! Right.Copy !req
205. Who just agrees
to something they don't read?Copy !req
206. - And now the president
of Apple, Steve Jobs!Copy !req
207. - Hello, everyone!Copy !req
208. I am here to announce
a new productCopy !req
209. that will once again
revolutionizeCopy !req
210. the way we use our phones
and tablet devices.Copy !req
211. Let's hear it
for our volunteers!Copy !req
212. These three peopleCopy !req
213. have agreed
to be brought here,Copy !req
214. handcuffed to these beds,Copy !req
215. and become the prototypeCopy !req
216. of our first
truly interfaced device.Copy !req
217. - The first what?Copy !req
218. - They have actually agreed
to be surgically altered.Copy !req
219. Their lips will be removed,Copy !req
220. and they will be sewn together,
mouth to anus.Copy !req
221. - What?Copy !req
222. - You agreed to this.Copy !req
223. Mouth to anus,
so that the fecesCopy !req
224. from the gastral track
from oneCopy !req
225. will enter the mouth
of the little boy-Copy !req
226. and he agreed
this was okay-Copy !req
227. enter the mouth
of the little boy,Copy !req
228. leading through his anus
to the mouth of the female-Copy !req
229. who completely agreed-
they all agreed-Copy !req
230. which will then go
to a tablet device,Copy !req
231. making a product
that is part humanCopy !req
232. and part centipedeCopy !req
233. and part web browserCopy !req
234. and part emailing device!Copy !req
235. I give you...
the HumancentiPad!Copy !req
236. - Oh!Copy !req
237. I should have never
updated iTunes!Copy !req
238. - "You agree that Apple
may charge your credit cardCopy !req
239. "or PayPal account
for any productsCopy !req
240. purchased
in the iTunes store."Copy !req
241. - Can somebody please
explain to me what is going on?Copy !req
242. - We're trying to find out
exactly what Kyle agreed to.Copy !req
243. - There can't be anything
in that agreementCopy !req
244. that allows a company
to do what they're talking aboutCopy !req
245. to Kyle.Copy !req
246. - Oh, nope.
Here it is right here.Copy !req
247. "By clicking 'Agree,'
you are also acknowledgingCopy !req
248. "that Apple
may sew your mouthCopy !req
249. to the butthole
of another iTunes user."Copy !req
250. - Oh, boy.Copy !req
251. - "Apple and its subsidiaries
may also, if necessary,Copy !req
252. "sew yet another person's
mouth onto your butthole,Copy !req
253. making you a being
that shares one gastral track."Copy !req
254. Hmm. I'm gonna click on...
"Decline."Copy !req
255. - Well, that does it!
I'm going to the police.Copy !req
256. - For what?Copy !req
257. - To find out where Apple
is keeping my son!Copy !req
258. - Dude, when the police want
to know where somebody is,Copy !req
259. they ask Apple.Copy !req
260. The only way
we can fix all thisCopy !req
261. is by going to the highest
authority on the planet.Copy !req
262. You guys, we're gonna
have to ask help from...Copy !req
263. the geniuses.Copy !req
264. - The geniuses!Copy !req
265. The geniuses.Copy !req
266. - All right.
Good.Copy !req
267. Looks good, guys.
Great work.Copy !req
268. - Really nice, guys.Copy !req
269. I remember when the first
version of the iPad came out.Copy !req
270. People couldn't believe
how easy it wasCopy !req
271. to take their videos,
music, and photos,Copy !req
272. and all their shitCopy !req
273. and share it
with other peopleCopy !req
274. who could do the same
with all their shit.Copy !req
275. The only thing
the iPad couldn't doCopy !req
276. was walk or read...Copy !req
277. until now.Copy !req
278. - What's that?
What's that you're saying?Copy !req
279. - You want out?
Are you saying you want out?Copy !req
280. - Fine, you don't want
to be part of this,Copy !req
281. then just sign right here.Copy !req
282. No! You didn't read it!Copy !req
283. This says we don't ever
have to let you outCopy !req
284. and that we can do
whatever we want!Copy !req
285. Damn it!
Why won't it read?Copy !req
286. - It's probably low on power.
We should feed it.Copy !req
287. - All right, here you go.
Come on.Copy !req
288. - No!Copy !req
289. I will not eat if they are
forced to eat my poo!Copy !req
290. - Perhaps
I didn't mention...Copy !req
291. it's a bean and cheese burrito
from Paco's.Copy !req
292. - Oh!
Sorry, Kyle.Copy !req
293. I try to resist,Copy !req
294. but burrito
is too delicious!Copy !req
295. - We have to unveil
this thing tomorrow.Copy !req
296. It better be reading
by then!Copy !req
297. - Oh! Oh, no!Copy !req
298. Feel sick!Copy !req
299. - Oh! Oh!Copy !req
300. - Today on Dr. Phil,Copy !req
301. the tragic story
of a little boyCopy !req
302. whose mother
constantly tries to fuck him.Copy !req
303. - I want you all
to meet Eric Cartman,Copy !req
304. who's a very special boy
with a very hard life.Copy !req
305. Eric, you say that...
your mom fucks you?Copy !req
306. - Yes! She fucked me so hard!Copy !req
307. - Does this happen often?Copy !req
308. Does she-
does she fuck you a lot?Copy !req
309. - Dude, Filipino hookers
don't get fucked the way I do.Copy !req
310. Aw!Copy !req
311. - Now, I know
this is very difficultCopy !req
312. for you to talk about,Copy !req
313. but where was the last time
your mother fucked you?Copy !req
314. - At Best Buy.Copy !req
315. Aw!Copy !req
316. - Your mother fucked you
at Best Buy?Copy !req
317. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
318. - And people saw her
doing this?Copy !req
319. - Yes!Copy !req
320. - And they didn't
do anything?Copy !req
321. - No!
- Eric, stop it!Copy !req
322. - Oh, there she is!
There's my mom right now!Copy !req
323. Boo!Copy !req
324. - Boo!Copy !req
325. - Eric, you come home
right now!Copy !req
326. Boo!Copy !req
327. - Ma'am, why do you think
it's okay to fuck your son?Copy !req
328. - I don't!
- She does!Copy !req
329. She does it all the time!
She fucked me on Christmas.Copy !req
330. She fucked me on my birthday.Copy !req
331. You know, Mom, the least
you could do is kiss me first,Copy !req
332. 'cause I liked to be kissed
before I get fucked!Copy !req
333. - You fuck your son, and you
won't even give him a kiss?Copy !req
334. Boo!Copy !req
335. - If I was gonna
fuck my son,Copy !req
336. I'd kiss him first!Copy !req
337. - Well, Eric, we have
a very special giftCopy !req
338. we want to give to you.Copy !req
339. - An iPad?Copy !req
340. - Gerald Broflovski.Copy !req
341. - Okay, the geniuses
will see us now.Copy !req
342. Now, remember,
when you speak to the geniuses,Copy !req
343. keep your questions short
and to the point.Copy !req
344. The geniuses do not like those
who waste their time.Copy !req
345. - Hi, my name is Leslie.
I'll be your genius.Copy !req
346. - Genius Leslie,
we have a problem,Copy !req
347. and we seek your wisdom.Copy !req
348. - What problems
are you experiencing?Copy !req
349. - My son was kidnapped
by Apple,Copy !req
350. and they are holding him
against his will!Copy !req
351. - Okay, well, I'm sorryCopy !req
352. you're having trouble
with that today.Copy !req
353. Could I have his Apple ID?Copy !req
354. - 69ingchipmunks@me.com.Copy !req
355. - Okay.Copy !req
356. - Well, what the heck
does this-Copy !req
357. - Shh!
- Oh, okay, I see, hmm.Copy !req
358. Hmm, I might need to bring
another genius in on this.Copy !req
359. Frothgar?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
360. - This guy's son
was abducted by us.Copy !req
361. Should I run a stock check
or just give him store credit?Copy !req
362. - No, I don't want
store credit!Copy !req
363. I want my son back!Copy !req
364. - Okay, this says
he agreed to be takenCopy !req
365. and made part of any experiments
Apple wants to perform.Copy !req
366. - Yeah, but it's all
a mistake.Copy !req
367. He actually didn't read
the agreement.Copy !req
368. - He didn't read it?Copy !req
369. - We know.
It's preposterous.Copy !req
370. - So... just give them
store credit?Copy !req
371. So, sorry, Kyle,
but I am starving.Copy !req
372. Which one would you
rather I eat?Copy !req
373. Should I eat
cuttlefish and asparagusCopy !req
374. or the vanilla paste?Copy !req
375. - Vanilla paste!
Vanilla paste!Copy !req
376. - Cuttlefish and asparagus?Copy !req
377. - Very well.
I will eat the cuttlefish.Copy !req
378. No!Copy !req
379. - They're in here!Copy !req
380. Go. Go. Come on, guys.
Come on, go!Copy !req
381. Don't worry.
We're here to help you.Copy !req
382. - Oh! Thank you!
Thank you!Copy !req
383. - Shh!
Come on, hurry!Copy !req
384. We have an ambulance
waiting outside!Copy !req
385. Just try to stay calm.Copy !req
386. We're gonna have to try
to get you separated right away.Copy !req
387. - Yes, please hurry!Copy !req
388. That cuttlefish and asparagus
is not sitting well!Copy !req
389. - We got it. We got it!Copy !req
390. Doctor, can you take
this thing apart?Copy !req
391. - If I'm going to perform
surgery, I need permission.Copy !req
392. Sign this release
so we can operate!Copy !req
393. - No! Damn it!Copy !req
394. It didn't read it!Copy !req
395. End simulation.
End the simulation!Copy !req
396. What is wrong
with you people?Copy !req
397. Why can't you get
the HumancentiPad to read?Copy !req
398. - We're sorry, sir.Copy !req
399. We really thought we could
get it to read this time.Copy !req
400. - Oh, no!Copy !req
401. Cuttlefish is about
to come out of my asshole!Copy !req
402. - Oh! Here it comes!Copy !req
403. Oh, it's going
to be a lot!Copy !req
404. Hold on, Kyle!Copy !req
405. I believe in you!Copy !req
406. - Yup, and then
you should be ableCopy !req
407. to do a customer check,
uh-huh.Copy !req
408. - Okay, that should do it.Copy !req
409. Sorry Apple
kidnapped your friend, guys,Copy !req
410. but I believe we have it
all cleared up.Copy !req
411. - You do?Copy !req
412. - Yup, we got you
a replacement friend.Copy !req
413. You should be all good to go.Copy !req
414. - Hi, guys.Copy !req
415. - No, we don't want
a replacement friend.Copy !req
416. We want our friend!Copy !req
417. We're gonna have to bring
more geniuses in on this.Copy !req
418. - Yeah, I think we should
have a quickeningCopy !req
419. with all the geniuses.Copy !req
420. - I'll summon the council.Copy !req
421. - Okay, if you guys
just wait here a sec,Copy !req
422. we're gonna have a quickening
with the council of geniuses.Copy !req
423. See what we can do for you.Copy !req
424. - Do you know if your friend
has a VerizonCopy !req
425. - I think Verizon.Copy !req
426. - Okay.Copy !req
427. - Tom, it's a big, exciting day
for Mac Apple users,Copy !req
428. the unveiling of the first
HumancentiPad.Copy !req
429. As part
of a clear PR stunt,Copy !req
430. Apple has joined up
with Best Buy and Dr. PhilCopy !req
431. to donate the first CentiPadCopy !req
432. to a needy boy
who was raped by his mother.Copy !req
433. - In all my years,
I've never heardCopy !req
434. a more tragic story
than that of Eric Cartman.Copy !req
435. And I want to thank
the Apple companyCopy !req
436. for helping us make today
a very special day for him.Copy !req
437. - And as president
of Best Buy, Eric,Copy !req
438. I want to assure you
that a child will neverCopy !req
439. get fucked
in one of our stores again.Copy !req
440. - When Dr. Phil
contacted us at AppleCopy !req
441. with Eric's story,Copy !req
442. we knew we had
to get on board.Copy !req
443. And so, Eric,
here is your very own...Copy !req
444. HumancentiPad!Copy !req
445. - Whoa! Cool!Copy !req
446. Oh, wow, no way!Copy !req
447. It does email
and web browsing,Copy !req
448. and it shits
in Kyle's mouth?Copy !req
449. This is the greatest thing
that has ever been invented!Copy !req
450. - Yes, but can it read?Copy !req
451. - Don't worry.Copy !req
452. It took a while,
but I'm pretty sureCopy !req
453. it has finally learned
to read.Copy !req
454. Hasn't it?Copy !req
455. Yes. I promise I'll read.Copy !req
456. - What the hell
are they doing now?Copy !req
457. - The geniuses are performing
the Toran Ra.Copy !req
458. It's future stuff.Copy !req
459. - All right, that's it!Copy !req
460. I've had about enough
with iCrap and Me CloudsCopy !req
461. and a council of geniuses
with all their future-Copy !req
462. - It's okay, sir.Copy !req
463. The Toran Ra has revealed
the answer to your problem.Copy !req
464. We can retroactively make
your son's agreement invalid.Copy !req
465. - Okay! Finally!
How do we do that?Copy !req
466. - It's very easy.Copy !req
467. You'll simply need
to join Apple.Copy !req
468. - No!
I don't want to join Apple.Copy !req
469. I like my PC.Copy !req
470. - But if you join,Copy !req
471. we can make your son's account
into a family account,Copy !req
472. and then you have
to iApprove all his agreements.Copy !req
473. - Come on,
it's not that big a deal.Copy !req
474. Will you just stop resistingCopy !req
475. and join the rest of us
in the future?Copy !req
476. All right, fine.Copy !req
477. I'll sign up with Apple.Copy !req
478. - Kal-if-fee!Copy !req
479. Gerald Broflovski,Copy !req
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