1. ? i'm goin'
down to south park?Copy !req
2. ? gonna have myself a time?Copy !req
3. ? friendly faces everywhere?Copy !req
4. ? humble folks
without temptation?Copy !req
5. ? i'm goin'
down to south park?Copy !req
6. ? gonna leave my woes behind?Copy !req
7. ? ample parking day or night,
people spouting howdy neighbor?Copy !req
8. ? headin' on up to south park,
gonna see if i can't unwind?Copy !req
9. ?Copy !req
10. ? come on down to south park
and meet some friends of mine?Copy !req
11. - Mom, dad,
what's muff cabbage?Copy !req
12. - Muff cabbage?Copy !req
13. - Where did you hear that?Copy !req
14. - Muff cabbage.Copy !req
15. - The new neighbors that
moved in next to stan's house.Copy !req
16. Me and ike saw the mom
get a parking ticket,Copy !req
17. and she called the parking cop
muff cabbage.Copy !req
18. - Muff cabbage!Copy !req
19. - A new family moved in?
Where are they from?Copy !req
20. - She said
they're from new jersey.Copy !req
21. - New jersey?Copy !req
22. A family from new jersey
moved in next to the marshes?Copy !req
23. - Yeah. Stan said they're having
them over for dinner tonight.Copy !req
24. - Oh, god.Copy !req
25. Poor sharon.
Doesn't she know?Copy !req
26. - Know what, ma?Copy !req
27. - Muff cabbage!Copy !req
28. - Never invite a new jersey
housewife into your home.Copy !req
29. - And so then i met
the school principal.Copy !req
30. What's her name?
Principal victoria!Copy !req
31. What a stupid bitch!Copy !req
32. I mean,
excuse my language,Copy !req
33. but that bitch needs her
fucking head examined!Copy !req
34. Yeah,
so my family and i movedCopy !req
35. from jersey to south park
about a week ago.Copy !req
36. So far, i can tell that everyone
here really likes me.Copy !req
37. Oh, and i met, that
stotch woman, what's her name?Copy !req
38. - Oh, linda, uh-huh.Copy !req
39. - Have you noticed how yellow
that bitch's teeth are?Copy !req
40. You can tell that woman
is a piece of gahbage!Copy !req
41. She's gahbage!Copy !req
42. I went into the mall here
and i just about dropped dead.Copy !req
43. The only panties
you can buyCopy !req
44. makes you look like
you got a grandma muff!Copy !req
45. - So, randy, what gym's
are good around here?Copy !req
46. Where do you work out?Copy !req
47. - Oh,
i don't really work out.Copy !req
48. - Well,
i gotta find somethin'.Copy !req
49. My biceps are goin' flat!Copy !req
50. - Where can you get
good clothes in this town?Copy !req
51. Nowhere.Copy !req
52. I mean,
that's why you're stuckCopy !req
53. wearing gahbage
like that, right?Copy !req
54. And the woman that works
the hair salon, julia,Copy !req
55. have you seen how big
that bitch's ears are?Copy !req
56. - Oh, julia's
a friend of mine, yeah.Copy !req
57. - Ears out to here.Copy !req
58. So i tell her,
"you got big ears, sweetie."Copy !req
59. I'm not trying to be mean.
It's just a jersey thing!Copy !req
60. Why be offended?
I mean, you've got a big chin!Copy !req
61. We've all got
imperfections!Copy !req
62. - Right, just like your eyes
are kind of far apart.Copy !req
63. - That was totally uncalled for,
for what she did.Copy !req
64. My eyes are too far apart?Copy !req
65. And like, who is she?
Is she god? No.Copy !req
66. You don't ever, ever...Copy !req
67. you whack job
prostitution whore!Copy !req
68. You'd probably sell your muff
for $6.00!Copy !req
69. You fucking psycho bitch!Copy !req
70. Fuck you!
You're nothing but gahbage!Copy !req
71. That's what you are.
You're gahbage!Copy !req
72. You're sick, old woman
muff gahbage!Copy !req
73. Muff gahbage!
Fuck this psycho bitch!Copy !req
74. - Wow!Copy !req
75. - Let's get the fuck
outta here!Copy !req
76. She's a fucking pig!Copy !req
77. She's fucking
pissing me off!Copy !req
78. Okay, i love you.
- Take it easy.Copy !req
79. - I love you. I thought
i was gonna deck her.Copy !req
80. I was fine,
i was really fine.Copy !req
81. I just wanted to get my point
across to her,Copy !req
82. and then that's how i am.Copy !req
83. Like i could be mad one minute,
and then i'll be fine.Copy !req
84. Okay, all better.
Just had to get that out.Copy !req
85. It's just...
it's a jersey thing!Copy !req
86. So who wants dessert?
Meeee!Copy !req
87. - You guys
do not understand,Copy !req
88. having neighbors from jersey
is the worst.Copy !req
89. All night long,
they keep me awake.Copy !req
90. They're either
screaming at each otherCopy !req
91. or making some
disgusting sex sounds.Copy !req
92. It seems like all people
from jersey doCopy !req
93. is hump
and punch each other.Copy !req
94. - You know what you do when you
want a family to move away?Copy !req
95. Every night, you go and take
a crap on their doorstep.Copy !req
96. - Is that why there's crap
on my doorstep every morning?Copy !req
97. - Oops!
Busted!Copy !req
98. - They talk way too loud,
they flip out for no reason,Copy !req
99. and every time they act like
selfish assholes,Copy !req
100. they just go, "oh, it's a jersey
thing, it's a jersey thing."Copy !req
101. - Hey!
You talkin' about jersey?Copy !req
102. Me and my friends
are from jersey!Copy !req
103. - Oh, crap.
There's more of them?Copy !req
104. - Hey, come on!Copy !req
105. There's people from jersey
all over!Copy !req
106. Who here is from jersey?Copy !req
107. - So i'm standing there,Copy !req
108. and i'm like,
who's from jersey?Copy !req
109. And people are
all like, "yo! Whoo-hoo!"Copy !req
110. Next thing you know?
Jersey party at sizzler.Copy !req
111. - Yeah, let's get
this party started!Copy !req
112. - Where the hell
are they coming from?Copy !req
113. - Danielle is being
a stupid bitch!Copy !req
114. - Shut up, theresa.Copy !req
115. You're pathetic.Copy !req
116. - I'm pathetic?
You're muff gahbage!Copy !req
117. Oh, sharon!
Hi, sweetie!Copy !req
118. You gotta meet
our new neighbors!Copy !req
119. This is jacqueline.
She's from jersey.Copy !req
120. - And sicilian.Copy !req
121. - That's danielle.Copy !req
122. She's from jersey.Copy !req
123. And that's caroline.Copy !req
124. - I'm having my face shaved.Copy !req
125. It's a jersey thing.Copy !req
126. - I'm sorry, but i have other
clients in ten minutes.Copy !req
127. Can you sit down?Copy !req
128. - When the salon girl
told theresa to sit down,Copy !req
129. i thought theresa
was gonna bust a tit.Copy !req
130. - Don't you fucking
tell me what to do!Copy !req
131. I'm a client here!Copy !req
132. - Theresa!
Calm down!Copy !req
133. - I don't have to take
your shit.Copy !req
134. I'm from jersey!Copy !req
135. - Get her, sharon!
- What?Copy !req
136. - Sharon,
just stay out of it.Copy !req
137. - Be the bigger person,
sharon.Copy !req
138. - You people are crazy.
- Who's crazy?Copy !req
139. Are you talkin'
about my family?Copy !req
140. Is my family crazy?Copy !req
141. - Don't you pull
my friend's hair, you bitch!Copy !req
142. - Let go of her,
you piece of trash.Copy !req
143. - Who the fuck are you
to tell me what to do?Copy !req
144. - All you trashy whores,Copy !req
145. get the fuck out of here
and leave her alone!Copy !req
146. - Psycho bitch!Copy !req
147. - No,
you're a psycho bitch!Copy !req
148. Psycho bitch!
Psycho bitch!Copy !req
149. You wanna see
fucking crazy?Copy !req
150. You better just step
the fuck away,Copy !req
151. you wanna see fucking crazy!Copy !req
152. - You're cabbage!Copy !req
153. - Sheila?Copy !req
154. - People of south park,
we have all noticedCopy !req
155. a steep rise
in everything jersey lately.Copy !req
156. As many of you already know,Copy !req
157. everything east of the rockies
is now part of new jersey.Copy !req
158. The jersey shore now includes
jacksonville, miami,Copy !req
159. the gulf of jersey, mexico,
and the jersey islands.Copy !req
160. - Jesus!
Why are they doing this?Copy !req
161. - More people from jersey
are showing up in our town.Copy !req
162. If we don't do something,Copy !req
163. south park is going
to become west jersey.Copy !req
164. - Well, that does it!Copy !req
165. Let's go tell
everyone from jerseyCopy !req
166. we don't want them here!Copy !req
167. Yeah!
- That won't work!Copy !req
168. You can't just tell people
from jersey you don't like them.Copy !req
169. No matter
how obnoxious they are,Copy !req
170. they will
convince themselvesCopy !req
171. that you all actually
think they're cool.Copy !req
172. - How do you know that,
mrs. Broflovski?Copy !req
173. - That's when i knew i had to
tell everyone the truth.Copy !req
174. That originally,
i'm from jersey.Copy !req
175. Yes, born and raised.Copy !req
176. I wasn't even called sheila
back then.Copy !req
177. In jersey, i was known
as s-woww tittybang.Copy !req
178. I drank heavily and punched
a lot of bitches in the face.Copy !req
179. Living in south park,Copy !req
180. i'm able to control
the jersey side of me,Copy !req
181. which doesn't
really come outCopy !req
182. unless i get around
other people from jersey.Copy !req
183. I'm just really hoping
that people hereCopy !req
184. don't judge me for it.Copy !req
185. Or somehow, you know,
hold it against me.Copy !req
186. - Sheila,
who are you talking to?Copy !req
187. - You wouldn't understand.
It's a jersey thing.Copy !req
188. - You ain't gettin' by
that way, kenny.Copy !req
189. - Hey, dudes.Copy !req
190. - Oh!
Well, well, well.Copy !req
191. Look what the cat threw up
in the litter box.Copy !req
192. Come on, guys, we don't want to
be seen hanging around him.Copy !req
193. - What are you
talking about?Copy !req
194. - Dude, we heard the news.Copy !req
195. Your mom is from jersey!Copy !req
196. - So what?Copy !req
197. - So what?
That makes you from jersey!Copy !req
198. - No, it doesn't!Copy !req
199. - He's from jersey,
you guys.Copy !req
200. Let's just
get away from him.Copy !req
201. - I'm not from jersey.
I was born here!Copy !req
202. - Don't try and deny it.Copy !req
203. You're one of them, dude,Copy !req
204. and by my accounts,
that's strike three!Copy !req
205. - What's strike three?Copy !req
206. - You're a ginger, a jew,
and from jersey.Copy !req
207. Three strikes, kyle!
You're out!Copy !req
208. - Shut the fuck up!Copy !req
209. What?Copy !req
210. - Did you know your mom
was from jersey?Copy !req
211. - Why does it matter?Copy !req
212. - No,
it just explains a lot.Copy !req
213. - Oh, my god!Copy !req
214. Kyle's even starting to look
like he's from jersey!Copy !req
215. His skin is turning orange!Copy !req
216. - No, it isn't!
- Yes, it is!Copy !req
217. It's getting oranger!
- Stop it, cartman.Copy !req
218. Just 'cause kyle's mom
is a jersey assholeCopy !req
219. doesn't mean kyle is.Copy !req
220. - Yeah.
- Okay.Copy !req
221. You do what you want,
guys.Copy !req
222. As for me?Copy !req
223. Well, you're a heartless,
backstabbing jersey boy, kyle,Copy !req
224. and i shant be
playing basketballCopy !req
225. with the likes of you.Copy !req
226. And i'm gonna start crappin'
on your doorstep a lot more.Copy !req
227. - No, couldn't be.Copy !req
228. Oh, my god.Copy !req
229. - Kyle, you in there?Copy !req
230. - Hold on!
Um, not right now!Copy !req
231. - Kyle, open the door.Copy !req
232. - Not now, mom, please!Copy !req
233. - Kyle, this instant!
One, two...Copy !req
234. - all right!
All right!Copy !req
235. - I guess we need to talk.Copy !req
236. I know this has to be
very upsetting for you, kyle.Copy !req
237. - What am i, mom?Copy !req
238. - When i got pregnant with you,
kyle, your father and iCopy !req
239. were living with my parents
in newark.Copy !req
240. We knew we had to get out.Copy !req
241. Neither one of us wanted
our child to be from jersey.Copy !req
242. So we moved as far away
as we could.Copy !req
243. But now i realize, you can take
the fetus out of jersey,Copy !req
244. but you can't take jersey
out of the fetus.Copy !req
245. - What are you saying?Copy !req
246. - I'm saying that
for the first two monthsCopy !req
247. i carried you in my stomach,
i lived in newark.Copy !req
248. Technically,
you are from jersey.Copy !req
249. - No!Copy !req
250. I don't want to
look like this!Copy !req
251. - It isn't so bad, kyle.Copy !req
252. A lot of people think
the jersey look is nice.Copy !req
253. - Aaaaaaah!Copy !req
254. - I can hide it!
Nobody ever has to know!Copy !req
255. I can't ever
let anybody know!Copy !req
256. - Live, from st. Louis,
new jersey,Copy !req
257. it's thejersey news,Copy !req
258. with anchor men p-train
and tan jovi.Copy !req
259. - What's up, new jersey?
It's the evening news.Copy !req
260. Our top story tonight...Copy !req
261. many jersey people
are frickin' pissedCopy !req
262. after a small town
in coloradoCopy !req
263. got all aggro
on some decent jersey folk.Copy !req
264. For more on the story,
we go to chicago.Copy !req
265. - People here in chicago,
new jersey,Copy !req
266. are riled up, p-train.Copy !req
267. Apparently a town
called south park,Copy !req
268. which is at the border
of denver, new jersey,Copy !req
269. is discriminating against
people from jersey!Copy !req
270. They won't sell houses
to people from jersey,Copy !req
271. and they're making all the ones
who moved in move out,Copy !req
272. and they're taking down
all the jersey-owned shops!Copy !req
273. It's like these people
got a beef with jersey.Copy !req
274. What's up with that?Copy !req
275. - What's up
with that?Copy !req
276. - What's up with that?Copy !req
277. - Well, we are comin'
after you, south park!Copy !req
278. We fight discrimination!
It's a jersey thing!Copy !req
279. - Please, governor,
you have to send your troopsCopy !req
280. to join us in this fight.Copy !req
281. We're just a small town.Copy !req
282. We can't stop new jersey
on our own.Copy !req
283. - We are very sorry,Copy !req
284. but california cannot afford
helping you at this time.Copy !req
285. - Can't you see that if
we fall to new jersey,Copy !req
286. california is next?Copy !req
287. - No, because utah is between
colorado and california.Copy !req
288. - Oh. Fine.Copy !req
289. But when utah gets taken over
by new jersey, then who's next?Copy !req
290. - Nevada.Copy !req
291. - Oh, really? Well, okay,
mr. "i'm awesome at geography."Copy !req
292. - What the hell
are you guys doing?Copy !req
293. - Trying to help. My dad says
to distribute all these guns.Copy !req
294. - And we're just gonna let him
stand around here?Copy !req
295. He's one of them,
he could easily be a spy!Copy !req
296. - I told you, cartman.
I'm not one of them.Copy !req
297. I don't want to live in west
jersey any more than you do!Copy !req
298. - Overcompensating a little,
aren't we, kyle?Copy !req
299. - That's enough.Copy !req
300. - Your blood is tainted
with the three js!Copy !req
301. Jewish, jersey,
and jinger! Admit it!Copy !req
302. - Aaaaaaaah!Copy !req
303. I'm not one of them!Copy !req
304. Do you understand me?Copy !req
305. You better get that
through your fat head!Copy !req
306. I will never be one of them,
and if you say it again,Copy !req
307. i swear to god, i'll smash
your fucking teeth in!Copy !req
308. That hurt my throat because
he pushed it right here,Copy !req
309. and then the back of my head
hit the tree.Copy !req
310. It was... it was... there was bark
and it scratched it.Copy !req
311. Did you see the scratch,
kenny?Copy !req
312. - Please,
emperor akishino,Copy !req
313. we need japan's help
to fight these people.Copy !req
314. Fine, but you japs will all be
eating hoagies in a month!Copy !req
315. That's it.Copy !req
316. Nobody's gonna help us.
We're on our own.Copy !req
317. - We can't take on
all of jersey.Copy !req
318. We have to find support!Copy !req
319. - There is no support.Copy !req
320. Every ally america had is...
wait a minute.Copy !req
321. Sometimes when a threat
is great enough,Copy !req
322. you have to turn
to your enemies for help.Copy !req
323. - What are you
talking about?Copy !req
324. - We could ask al-qaeda.Copy !req
325. - Ask al-qaeda for help?Copy !req
326. After what they did to us?Copy !req
327. - Maybe it's time we put
our differences asideCopy !req
328. and forgive them.Copy !req
329. - And what about the families
of the victims of 9/11?Copy !req
330. Their feelings matter for
another ten months, damn it!Copy !req
331. - Hey!
Hey, we got a problem!Copy !req
332. You gotta get some people
down to the bar quick!Copy !req
333. There's trouble!
- People from jersey?Copy !req
334. - I don't know
what the hell i saw.Copy !req
335. - It tore a hole
in my meat locker.Copy !req
336. Smashed the cigarette machine
in half.Copy !req
337. - All right, come out now.Copy !req
338. Make it easy on yourself.Copy !req
339. - It's one of them!Copy !req
340. That thing's
from jersey too!Copy !req
341. - What is it?Copy !req
342. - It's called a snooki.
It's very famous.Copy !req
343. - That thing is famous?
Why?Copy !req
344. - I don't know!Copy !req
345. - Well, what are we waiting for?
Let's kill it!Copy !req
346. Snooki!Copy !req
347. - Don't let it get away!Copy !req
348. - Where is it?
- Who was that?Copy !req
349. - Aah!
Get it off of me!Copy !req
350. - Snooki smush!
- Shoot it!Copy !req
351. - So then he grabs my throat,
right?Copy !req
352. And he slams my head
into a tree,Copy !req
353. and then he screams,
"i'll smash your teeth in."Copy !req
354. My head is all, like,
gashed open!Copy !req
355. - Kyle did that?
Gee whiz.Copy !req
356. - I'm telling you, guys,
he's getting worse.Copy !req
357. The jersey in kyle
is coming out.Copy !req
358. I don't see
any other choice.Copy !req
359. We have kidnap kyleCopy !req
360. and lock him in the meat freezer
at sizzler.Copy !req
361. Hey, kyle.
'Sup?Copy !req
362. Kind of nice out tonight,
huh?Copy !req
363. He has to be put away,
and he has to be put away now.Copy !req
364. - Are you bein' serious?Copy !req
365. - This is very serious,
butters!Copy !req
366. - Yeah, but locking kyle
in a meat freezer,Copy !req
367. i mean, he could die.Copy !req
368. - Well, if he does,
too bad.Copy !req
369. Did you see that scratch
on my head?Copy !req
370. Hey, kyle.Copy !req
371. Dude,
you smell raspberries?Copy !req
372. I smell raspberries.
Huh.Copy !req
373. We need to do this now.Copy !req
374. At some point, he might start
suspecting something's up.Copy !req
375. - Ustugh yur hamok umman.Copy !req
376. - Hello, mr. Bin laden.Copy !req
377. My name is randy, and i'm
a geologist in america.Copy !req
378. I know that america isn't your
favorite place in the world.Copy !req
379. But gosh darn it,
we need your help.Copy !req
380. As you may know, we are trying
to stop our entire countryCopy !req
381. from becoming new jersey.Copy !req
382. I believe that
if we do not succeed,Copy !req
383. jersey will spread to japan,
russia, and eventually to you.Copy !req
384. I know you have seen
countless horrorsCopy !req
385. in your lifetime,
mr. Bin laden,Copy !req
386. and that you have witnessed
the very worst of mankind.Copy !req
387. Well, now
i ask you to watch this.Copy !req
388. - Dj pauly delvecchio.Copy !req
389. - All right,
we've got a situation.Copy !req
390. - I'm the sweetest bitch
you'll ever meet.Copy !req
391. - Aaaah!
Snooki want smush smush.Copy !req
392. - Go, vinny!
Go, vinny!Copy !req
393. - Come on, you guys,
hurry!Copy !req
394. - Cartman, what the hell
are we doing at sizzler?Copy !req
395. - I told you, guys.
You're not gonna believe it.Copy !req
396. It's a miracle!Copy !req
397. - What kind of
fucking miracle?Copy !req
398. - Jesus answered our prayers,
you guys!Copy !req
399. It's so cool.Copy !req
400. It's right there
in the meat locker.Copy !req
401. Kyle, go check it out.
- Why?Copy !req
402. - Dude, go see why!
It's a Jesus miracle!Copy !req
403. - You just wanna
lock me in thereCopy !req
404. because you think
i'm one of them.Copy !req
405. - Nuh-uh.
Seriously. Nuh-uh.Copy !req
406. - I'm not going in any meat
locker so you can trap me!Copy !req
407. - Trap you? No, no, kyle,
it's actually... lights!Copy !req
408. Ha ha!
It's a trap, kyle!Copy !req
409. Get him
to the meat locker!Copy !req
410. - Dude, what are you doing?
- Back away, guys.Copy !req
411. This is for the safety
of all of us!Copy !req
412. I'm sorry, kyle,
but you can't be trusted.Copy !req
413. - All right.
Fine, cartman!Copy !req
414. You really want me to go
in there, i'll...Copy !req
415. dude, cartman,
what is that behind you?Copy !req
416. - Kyle, do we really have to
resort to that?Copy !req
417. - No, i'm serious,
what is that behind you?Copy !req
418. - You ginger jersey jew,
your tactics don't work on me.Copy !req
419. - Snooki want smush smush!Copy !req
420. - Dude, what the fuck
is that thing behind me?Copy !req
421. - Garrison, i think the
jersey people are advancing.Copy !req
422. Where's randy?Copy !req
423. - He's still questioning
that new prisoner!Copy !req
424. - All right, mr. Situation,
we'll try this again.Copy !req
425. Why are you people
doing this?Copy !req
426. - But i told ya!
It's just a jersey thing!Copy !req
427. - What does that mean?Copy !req
428. - You just don't understand.
It's just a jersey thing!Copy !req
429. - Stop playing stupid!Copy !req
430. - Maybe he really is stupid,
randy.Copy !req
431. - Nobody's this stupid!Copy !req
432. What are you people
planning?Copy !req
433. - It's just a jersey thing!Copy !req
434. You know, you just gotta be
from jersey to get it.Copy !req
435. - Here they come!Copy !req
436. - Is it them, randy?Copy !req
437. - Yep. They're from jersey,
all right.Copy !req
438. - Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
439. - Let's go!
- Yeah!Copy !req
440. - Let's go creepin'
in this town!Copy !req
441. - Don't you talk
about my family!Copy !req
442. Don't you talk about
my family!Copy !req
443. - This is where
we make our stand!Copy !req
444. South park will never be
west jersey!Copy !req
445. - Yeah!Copy !req
446. - Fuck new jersey!Copy !req
447. - Keep shooting!
We're sick of you, jersey!Copy !req
448. Fuck off!Copy !req
449. - Aah! Aah! Get it
off of me!Copy !req
450. - Snooki want smush smush!
Get it off of me!Copy !req
451. - We got to find a way
past it!Copy !req
452. - What does it want?Copy !req
453. - Sounds like
it wants smush smush!Copy !req
454. - Smush smush!
Snooki want smush smush!Copy !req
455. - No!
You guys, it's raping me!Copy !req
456. It's raping me!
- Jesus christ!Copy !req
457. What the hell do we do?
- Oh, god!Copy !req
458. Get out of here!Copy !req
459. - Why?Copy !req
460. - Aah! Agghh!Copy !req
461. No!Copy !req
462. Aaaaahhh!Copy !req
463. Aaah! Aaaah!Copy !req
464. Aaaaaaah! Aaaaah!Copy !req
465. Uhhhhhhhhh!Copy !req
466. - Dude.Copy !req
467. - Get outta here,
ya piece a gahbage!Copy !req
468. You wanna smush,
go creepin' somewheres else!Copy !req
469. - Snooki get the smush
in the...Copy !req
470. - you're gahbage!
You know that?Copy !req
471. You're cabbage!Copy !req
472. - Bah bah bah
bah bah bah bah!Copy !req
473. Snooki bah bah bah!Copy !req
474. - You got cabbage
in ya muff!Copy !req
475. - You got cabbage
in your fucking muff!Copy !req
476. Thank you, kyle.Copy !req
477. - That's the last of it!Copy !req
478. We're out of ammo!Copy !req
479. - Then we've got to start
falling back to utah!Copy !req
480. - What's the point?
Can't you see it's over?Copy !req
481. - Who is that?Copy !req
482. - It's al-qaeda!Copy !req
483. - Give 'em hell,
al-qaeda!Copy !req
484. - On a cold october night,Copy !req
485. a small town in colorado
stood up to new jerseyCopy !req
486. and finally said,
"go away."Copy !req
487. Our fortitude was
the inspiration for others,Copy !req
488. and now new jersey
is slowly recedingCopy !req
489. back to the desolate land
from whence it came.Copy !req
490. Our country
is getting back to normal.Copy !req
491. And we owe it all
to osama bin laden.Copy !req
492. - Well, kyle, looks like
you're totally back to normal.Copy !req
493. - Yeah, the more distance
between meCopy !req
494. and the others from jersey,
the better i feel.Copy !req
495. - Yeah, but you still
have it in you.Copy !req
496. You saved my life, kyle.Copy !req
497. Deep down inside,
you're a monster,Copy !req
498. but you're
my little monster.Copy !req
499. - I just have one question,
kyle.Copy !req
500. At sizzler, when you were
yelling, "muff cabbage."Copy !req
501. What's muff cabbage?Copy !req
502. - It's a...
it's a jersey thing.Copy !req
503. - On this day,
let us all rememberCopy !req
504. that no people on this earth
are really enemies...Copy !req
505. only folks with differences.Copy !req
506. - Tango is down.
Tango is down.Copy !req
507. - We got him!Copy !req