1. ? i'm goin'
down to south park?Copy !req
2. ? gonna have myself a time?Copy !req
3. ? friendly faces everywhere?Copy !req
4. ? humble folks
without temptation?Copy !req
5. ? i'm goin'
down to south park?Copy !req
6. ? gonna leave my woes behind?Copy !req
7. ? ample parking day or night,
people spouting howdy neighbor?Copy !req
8. ? headin' on up to south park,
gonna see if i can't unwind?Copy !req
9. ?Copy !req
10. ? come on down to south park
and meet some friends of mine?Copy !req
11. - Cartman, dude,
what's wrong?Copy !req
12. - Nothing.
Just leave me alone, okay?Copy !req
13. - Dude, you've been
sitting at your locker cryingCopy !req
14. since lunch break.Copy !req
15. Something's going on.Copy !req
16. - It's just... that essay
that garrison assigned us.Copy !req
17. - "What i wanna be
when i grow up?"Copy !req
18. - I don't like thinking about
what i wanna beCopy !req
19. when i grow up, all right?Copy !req
20. - Why not?Copy !req
21. - Because when i grow up,
i wanna be somethingCopy !req
22. that i know
i can never be, stan.Copy !req
23. - Cartman, tell us.Copy !req
24. - Ugh.Copy !req
25. I wanna be
a nascar driver, okay?Copy !req
26. When i see
the car races on tv,Copy !req
27. those loud engines
and peeling wheels,Copy !req
28. it's so cool.Copy !req
29. - Well, cartman,
if you want to drive nascarCopy !req
30. when you grow up, you can.Copy !req
31. - Oh, right.Copy !req
32. Someone like me
can be a nascar driver.Copy !req
33. Look at me!Copy !req
34. You really think
someone like thisCopy !req
35. can ever become an awesome,
famous nascar driver?Copy !req
36. - Aw.Copy !req
37. Cartman, you can change things
about yourself.Copy !req
38. - No, i can't.
I'll always be like this.Copy !req
39. - Dude, no,
you don't know that.Copy !req
40. - Come on, you guys.
I have to face facts.Copy !req
41. Nascar is only for poor
and stupid people.Copy !req
42. I don't have what it takes.Copy !req
43. - What?Copy !req
44. - I'm not poor
and stupid enough to do nascarCopy !req
45. and i never will be.Copy !req
46. - Dude, i don't thinkCopy !req
47. just poor and stupid people
like nascar.Copy !req
48. - Oh, really?
Hey... hey, kenny!Copy !req
49. - Huh?
- You love nascar, huh?Copy !req
50. - yeah, dude,
i love nascar!Copy !req
51. - You see?Copy !req
52. I told you guys!
What's the use?Copy !req
53. It's just... it's hopeless!Copy !req
54. - Cartman, you are poor
and you are stupid.Copy !req
55. - I know you're trying to
make me feel better, kyle,Copy !req
56. but a rich smart kid
has no place on a racetrack.Copy !req
57. - Dude, you are so retarded!Copy !req
58. - Thanks, stan,
but even if i was,Copy !req
59. i'd still be too rich.Copy !req
60. - How are you rich?Copy !req
61. Your mom pays
for everything.Copy !req
62. - You guys really think
i could do this, don't you?Copy !req
63. You really believe in me.Copy !req
64. - I believe that you're
a broke, ignorant, idiot!Copy !req
65. - Then maybe i can
make myself believe it, too.Copy !req
66. Thanks, you guys.
I'm gonna go chase a dream.Copy !req
67. - Butters.
- Hey, eric.Copy !req
68. - Butters, the guys
have been talking to me,Copy !req
69. and, well, they've got me
pretty pumped up.Copy !req
70. I'm psyched, butters.Copy !req
71. I'm about to do something big
and i'm psyched!Copy !req
72. - Okay!Copy !req
73. - But i'm gonna need
your help.Copy !req
74. Can you get psyched?
You gonna get psyched up?Copy !req
75. - Yeah, i'm psyched!Copy !req
76. - Get really psyched up,
butters!Copy !req
77. - I'm really psyched!Copy !req
78. Yeah, yeah.
Let's do this!Copy !req
79. All right, i'm pumped!
I'm psyched!Copy !req
80. - I'm going to become
a nascar driver, butters.Copy !req
81. I'm going for the gold.Copy !req
82. - Na-nascar?Copy !req
83. - I know, i'm not
poor and stupid enough,Copy !req
84. but i can change that,
butters.Copy !req
85. Here. I want you to take
all my money.Copy !req
86. Every bit of it, butters.Copy !req
87. $58.32.Copy !req
88. - You're givin' away
all your money?Copy !req
89. - Just get rid of it,
butters.Copy !req
90. Don't tell me
where you spend it,Copy !req
91. and don't ever let me
have it back.Copy !req
92. From this moment on,
i am poor... like kenny.Copy !req
93. - You sure you want to
do this?Copy !req
94. - I told you
i'm serious, butters.Copy !req
95. This is my shot.Copy !req
96. I'm gonna get as poor
and stupid as i possibly can.Copy !req
97. - All right, folks,
we wanna thank you allCopy !req
98. for coming out
and supporting nascar.Copy !req
99. - yeah! So cool!Copy !req
100. - Now, who's ready
for saturday's big race?Copy !req
101. - Woo-hoo!Copy !req
102. - We are really excited
to be part ofCopy !req
103. the fastest growing sport
in america!Copy !req
104. - Woo-hoo!Copy !req
105. - Now i don't know about you,
but i am thrilledCopy !req
106. to watch nascar
finally becomingCopy !req
107. a recognized as a respected,
legitimate sport!Copy !req
108. - Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
109. - Hello! Excuse me!Copy !req
110. I know that you nascar people
don't have very much.Copy !req
111. So i went out
and bought you allCopy !req
112. $58 worth of canned food and
blankets.Copy !req
113. You're welcome.Copy !req
114. Heh! I helped the needy!Copy !req
115. - Boy, i'll tell you what.Copy !req
116. It is raining
cats and dogs outside.Copy !req
117. Mostly cats.Copy !req
118. I just wish i had brought
an umbrella.Copy !req
119. - Hey, eric!
- Ah, butters!Copy !req
120. Did you give away
all my money?Copy !req
121. - Yup! You don't have
a penny left!Copy !req
122. You're poor as shit.Copy !req
123. How come
you're hanging upside down?Copy !req
124. - I need to get stupid,
butters.Copy !req
125. I'm getting all the blood
to rush to my headCopy !req
126. and watching a marathon
of two and a half men.Copy !req
127. - Hey, that's a hot girl
over there.Copy !req
128. - Sure, she's hot.
She's wearing a sweater!Copy !req
129. - Ugh.Copy !req
130. - Feel stupid yet?
- Not yet.Copy !req
131. - When a woman isn't
feeling her freshest,Copy !req
132. she turns to vagisil.Copy !req
133. - Oh, god damn it.
Another vagisil commercial?Copy !req
134. - To stop feminine itching
and relieve vaginal odors.Copy !req
135. - Fucking gross!Copy !req
136. - All those ladies
have stinky vaginas?Copy !req
137. - If you develop an allergic
reaction, see your doctor.Copy !req
138. In some cases, vagisil can lead
to short-term memory loss.Copy !req
139. For the freshest,
cleanest feminine area...Copy !req
140. - whoa whoa whoa whoa!
Did you hear that?Copy !req
141. In some cases,
vagisil can lead toCopy !req
142. short-term memory loss.Copy !req
143. Oh, my god, butters.
We need vagisil.Copy !req
144. - Vagisil,
vagisil maximum strength,Copy !req
145. vagisil wash,
vagisil medicated wipes.Copy !req
146. - Gee whiz!
There's vagl-everything's!Copy !req
147. - Which one do i use
to kill brain cells?Copy !req
148. Well, just buy me one of
each of them, butters.Copy !req
149. - I'm buying?Copy !req
150. - I'm totally poor, butters.
Did you forget?Copy !req
151. - But l-i didn't bring
any money.Copy !req
152. I didn't know
i had to buy vagisil.Copy !req
153. - God damn it, butters!Copy !req
154. All right, just...
just keep a lookout.Copy !req
155. I'll try it here.Copy !req
156. Look that way, make sure
the cashier doesn't see me.Copy !req
157. There. Okay.Copy !req
158. Is anybody coming?Copy !req
159. - No, you're good.Copy !req
160. - Oh, okay, now...Copy !req
161. - little boy,
what are you doing?Copy !req
162. - Oh, my god, butters!Copy !req
163. I feel kind of stupid!Copy !req
164. - Really?
- Yes!Copy !req
165. Yes, i'm feeling
totally stupid right now!Copy !req
166. - That was fast!Copy !req
167. - Grab what you can
and let's get out of here.Copy !req
168. I'm ready.Copy !req
169. - We are just seconds awayCopy !req
170. from the start
of the denver 300!Copy !req
171. - Excuse me!Copy !req
172. Mr. Evans, sir?Copy !req
173. Your... your wife
is on the phone.Copy !req
174. She just got raped.
- What?Copy !req
175. - Yeah, she got raped a lot,Copy !req
176. and you gotta talk to her.Copy !req
177. - Oh, my god!Copy !req
178. - Sweet!
Nice work, butters.Copy !req
179. Now go be my spotter
so we can win this thing.Copy !req
180. - Eric, are you sure
you can do this?Copy !req
181. - Don't worry, butters,
i'm totally poor and stupid.Copy !req
182. I'm ready for nascar.Copy !req
183. - Let the race begin!Copy !req
184. - Let's go nascar!Copy !req
185. I'm not moving, butters.Copy !req
186. - I think you gotta press
the gas pedal.Copy !req
187. - What's that?
- There's like a long pedalCopy !req
188. on the floor
by your right foot.Copy !req
189. - Oh, okay.Copy !req
190. Let's go nascar!Copy !req
191. - It looks like
the dale evans' carCopy !req
192. is going the wrong way!Copy !req
193. - Cool, nascar!Copy !req
194. Sweet!Copy !req
195. - Aah!Copy !req
196. - Oh, fuck my ass!Copy !req
197. - Eric?Copy !req
198. - All that work,Copy !req
199. all the effort i put in,Copy !req
200. i still wasn't poor
and stupid enough to win.Copy !req
201. - Eric, you were as poor
and stupid as you could be.Copy !req
202. - Don't you get it, butters?Copy !req
203. It's never gonna happen
for me!Copy !req
204. Those people are way more poor
and stupid than i'll ever be!Copy !req
205. I might as well kill myself.Copy !req
206. - Eric! Don't ever
talk like that!Copy !req
207. - I've given away
all my money,Copy !req
208. drank enough vagisil to kill
every brain cell i have,Copy !req
209. but it still wasn't enough!Copy !req
210. - All right, eric,
we got the x-rays back.Copy !req
211. - How bad is it, doctor?Copy !req
212. - He has two fractured ribs,
a broken femur,Copy !req
213. torn ligaments
in both knees,Copy !req
214. and a level two concussion.Copy !req
215. He also appears
to be developingCopy !req
216. three small vaginas
in his stomach,Copy !req
217. but they are
all sparkling clean.Copy !req
218. - Well, at least
there's that.Copy !req
219. - Just pull the plug on me,
doctor.Copy !req
220. I don't want to live
like this.Copy !req
221. - You aren't on life support.Copy !req
222. Pulling a plug
wouldn't do anything.Copy !req
223. - Oh, donkey balls.Copy !req
224. - You are lucky
to be alive, young man.Copy !req
225. Sneaking onto
a nascar racetrackCopy !req
226. and hijacking a car
for a joyride.Copy !req
227. That has got to be
the stupidest thingCopy !req
228. i've ever heard
of a kid doing.Copy !req
229. - Thanks, doc,
but you aren't going toCopy !req
230. make me feel any better.Copy !req
231. - No, really.Copy !req
232. Of all the idiotic, dumb waysCopy !req
233. i've seen kids
injure themselves,Copy !req
234. yours takes the retard cake!Copy !req
235. - Did you hear that, eric?Copy !req
236. See? You are really stupid.Copy !req
237. - Could it be
i only lost the raceCopy !req
238. because i somehow wasn't
poor enough?Copy !req
239. - It has to be, eric.Copy !req
240. - Eric, where are you going?Copy !req
241. - Get me my coat, butters.Copy !req
242. We're gonna try
this thing again.Copy !req
243. - You're watching
colorado fox 11.Copy !req
244. Next on fox 11 news,
are nascar fans stupid?Copy !req
245. Some people
are starting to wonderCopy !req
246. after a nascar fan
apparently got high on vagisilCopy !req
247. and snuck onto the track
killing 11 people.Copy !req
248. - Tom, the nascar fan
got into a car here on sundayCopy !req
249. and crashed in the lake
behind me.Copy !req
250. He was later found
to have ingested this,Copy !req
251. maximum strength vagisil,Copy !req
252. and also
vagisil medicated wipes,Copy !req
253. making nascar fans
look pretty stupid, tom.Copy !req
254. - no!Copy !req
255. Nascar fans aren't stupid.
Cartman is!Copy !req
256. - The nascar fan vows
he will try to do it again,Copy !req
257. but that this time,
he'll win.Copy !req
258. - Oh, hey, kenny!Copy !req
259. - Come in, dude, i wanna show
you what i've been working on!Copy !req
260. Check it out!Copy !req
261. I thought i could just give
all my money awayCopy !req
262. and be as poor
as your family,Copy !req
263. but then i realized,
what do poor people do?Copy !req
264. Buy things even though
they don't have moneyCopy !req
265. by going out and purchasing
things that are 0% downCopy !req
266. and no payments
for two years!Copy !req
267. That's how you people stay poor
forever!Copy !req
268. Am i right?
That's it, right?Copy !req
269. - Kenny, i'm just trying to
get good at nascar.Copy !req
270. - being poor
has nothing to do with nascar!Copy !req
271. - Hey, i love nascar
just as much as you do!Copy !req
272. - Oh, it's so easy for you,
isn't it, kenny?Copy !req
273. I've had to become poor
all on my own, you know?Copy !req
274. I wasn't born with
a plastic spoon in my mouth.Copy !req
275. - what?Copy !req
276. - I've had to go buy stuff
with 0% down and no paymentsCopy !req
277. for two years myself.Copy !req
278. I didn't have parents to go
do it for me like you do.Copy !req
279. Look, kenny... kenny.
We shouldn't be fighting.Copy !req
280. We both love nascar
and we're both poor as shit.Copy !req
281. - Uh, excuse me.
Eric cartman?Copy !req
282. - Yeah.
- My name is geoff hammil.Copy !req
283. I'm the founder
and c.e.o. Of vagisil.Copy !req
284. - Uh-oh.Copy !req
285. - Young man,
your nascar stuntCopy !req
286. has brought a lot
of attention to vagisil,Copy !req
287. and honestly... i don't know
how to thank you.Copy !req
288. Our sales are up and women
are finally realizingCopy !req
289. that their feminine odor
can be treated.Copy !req
290. I first created vagisil
for my wife, patty.Copy !req
291. She's my muse, my flame.Copy !req
292. We realize that nascar can do
a lot for product recognition.Copy !req
293. And so, vagisil
has a little present for you.Copy !req
294. - Oh, sweet!Copy !req
295. No way!
This is so tits!Copy !req
296. - Vagisil would like you to
represent usCopy !req
297. in the next nascar race.Copy !req
298. - Dude, check it out kenny!Copy !req
299. My very own nascar!Copy !req
300. - And we've modified
the cockpitCopy !req
301. to be operated properly
by a child.Copy !req
302. - Oh, cool, huh, kenny?Copy !req
303. I got a nascar, kenny!
So awesome, huh, kenny?Copy !req
304. - We are now live at
the nascar press conferenceCopy !req
305. where the drivers of saturday's
race are gearing upCopy !req
306. and taking questions
from reporters.Copy !req
307. - So what's your guys' take
on the track here?Copy !req
308. Any concerns?Copy !req
309. - Well, i think
it's a fine track.Copy !req
310. You know, the techs have done
a really good jobCopy !req
311. of making sure the banks
are grafted downCopy !req
312. to the right specs and there
shouldn't be any problem...Copy !req
313. - yeah, we like
the track, yup.Copy !req
314. We got grafted banks
and specs.Copy !req
315. It's like an oval,
so we're gonna drive straightCopy !req
316. and then we're gonna be
turnin' to the left.Copy !req
317. - Uh, they're saying
hot weather tomorrow.Copy !req
318. Any concerns about restrictor
plate or brake fade problems?Copy !req
319. - Of course, any time you're
dealing with high humidityCopy !req
320. and temperatures you need to
compensate your brake fluid,Copy !req
321. but the plates themselves...Copy !req
322. - compensate yer brake fluid
and get yer...Copy !req
323. get yer brake working
so you can stop sometimes.Copy !req
324. - Excuse me, who is this kid?
Is he even a driver?Copy !req
325. - Oooh, bring it on,
earnhardt!Copy !req
326. You scared of the competition?Copy !req
327. I'm just as poor
and stupid as you!Copy !req
328. I'm gonna drive
and i'm gonna go fastCopy !req
329. and i'm gonna turn
to the left sometimes!Copy !req
330. - Can we just get back to
the subject of racing, please?Copy !req
331. - Oho, bring it on, danica,
you dumb bitch.Copy !req
332. Think i can't steer left
better than you?Copy !req
333. - You seemed
really stupid, eric!Copy !req
334. - Thanks, b-buds.Copy !req
335. I really think i can hold my own
against these guys.Copy !req
336. Little worried about that
jimmie johnson guy, though.Copy !req
337. He seems dumber than spit.Copy !req
338. And that danica patrick chick?Copy !req
339. Whew! We're gonna need to
get even poorerCopy !req
340. and stupider, butters...
both of us.Copy !req
341. - All right, from the nflCopy !req
342. we now turn to the world
of nascar.Copy !req
343. People who weren't sure
what to think of nascarCopy !req
344. are more sure today
after a nascar driverCopy !req
345. released bigoted and ignorant
statements on his podcast.Copy !req
346. - all right,
what's up nascar fans?Copy !req
347. I don't know about ya'll,Copy !req
348. but this president obama is
pissin' me off.Copy !req
349. So i'm gonna do some dip
and speak my mind.Copy !req
350. Today i'm gonna be dippin'...Copy !req
351. vagisil regular strength
antl-itch cream.Copy !req
352. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's
a big digger right there.Copy !req
353. So i'm pretty pissed off
at what i found out.Copy !req
354. I found this obama
wants to putCopy !req
355. a bigger tax on gasoline.Copy !req
356. What the fuck
is up with that?Copy !req
357. That's fucking gay.Copy !req
358. And he's fucking gay
as hell.Copy !req
359. Y'all know
my pit boss, butters.Copy !req
360. - Obama's fucking gay.Copy !req
361. - He's fucking gay as hell.Copy !req
362. - Pisses me off.Copy !req
363. - So y'all be sure to
catch us in our next race.Copy !req
364. We're about as poor and stupid
as they fucking come,Copy !req
365. so come down and cheer for us
at nascar on saturday.Copy !req
366. Obama's gay as hell!Copy !req
367. - Well, if you ask me,
that's all the proof we needCopy !req
368. that nascar really is just
for the poor and the stupid.Copy !req
369. - The stage is set
for what could beCopy !req
370. the most important race
of the nascar year.Copy !req
371. - Lots of speculation
and interestCopy !req
372. in the vagisil car,
driven by eric cartman.Copy !req
373. We're joined now
by the inventorCopy !req
374. and owner of vagisil,
geoff hammil.Copy !req
375. - Thank you, chris.Copy !req
376. - Geoff, why did you decide to
sponsor a nascar driver?Copy !req
377. - Vagisil is very excitedCopy !req
378. to be part of the nascar
phenomenon, chris.Copy !req
379. You know,
i first created vagisilCopy !req
380. to try and help
my wife, patty.Copy !req
381. She is my muse, my flame.Copy !req
382. Wherever patty goes,
her smile lights up the room.Copy !req
383. Her vagina, on the other hand,
clears the roomCopy !req
384. and makes it uninhabitable
for weeks.Copy !req
385. - Okay.Copy !req
386. Well, the race
is about to start,Copy !req
387. so why don't we kick it back
down to the track?Copy !req
388. - Gentlemen,
start your engines!Copy !req
389. - All right, start yer engines.
What's that mean?Copy !req
390. - That means you flip
the switch that says "engine!"Copy !req
391. Is he stupid or what?Copy !req
392. - Yeah, he's a champion,
all right!Copy !req
393. - Check your bag,
please, sir.Copy !req
394. No, no. See this won't do.Copy !req
395. You can't bring a sniper rifle
onto the track.Copy !req
396. - aw, come on!Copy !req
397. - Look, nascar is trying to
change its image.Copy !req
398. It's people like you that are
giving nascar a bad name.Copy !req
399. - You might be able to
buy one in the gift shop.Copy !req
400. - The drivers are
slowly headin' outCopy !req
401. to follow the pace car.Copy !req
402. - I'm gonna press the gas pedal
and i'm gonna go forward.Copy !req
403. Nascar! Yeah!Copy !req
404. - This is just the pace lap.
You don't go full speed yet!Copy !req
405. - Yeah, just a pace lap.Copy !req
406. I'm gonna hit the...
hit the brake.Copy !req
407. - What the fuck
are you doing?Copy !req
408. - Fuck you,
danica patrick!Copy !req
409. You ain't half as dumb as me!Copy !req
410. Gas pedal!Copy !req
411. - Oh, son of a bitch!Copy !req
412. - Woo-wee!
Ain't nobody can stop me!Copy !req
413. - And it looks like
the vagisil carCopy !req
414. has already clipped
two other driversCopy !req
415. and taken them
out of the race.Copy !req
416. - Yeah, the other driversCopy !req
417. are not going to be
happy about this.Copy !req
418. What do you think,
mr. Hammil?Copy !req
419. - Vagisil is a companyCopy !req
420. that really stands behind
its product, chris.Copy !req
421. We want women to know
that vagisil is effective.Copy !req
422. Safe for use every day...
every day!Copy !req
423. Every. Day.Copy !req
424. And available nationwide.Copy !req
425. - Careful up here
about 100 yards, eric.Copy !req
426. There's a wrecked car
on the right side.Copy !req
427. You're gonna wanna watch
for it, you hear?Copy !req
428. - Oh, yeah, i see it.
- Aah!Copy !req
429. - You see that?Copy !req
430. Danica patrick
tried to get in my way.Copy !req
431. That pisses off.Copy !req
432. - That's fucking gay as hell.Copy !req
433. - Oop, i'm comin' up
on that turn thingy again.Copy !req
434. I gots ta steer left!Copy !req
435. - Run!Copy !req
436. - Get out of the way,
you idiots.Copy !req
437. I'm tryin' to win
this damn thing.Copy !req
438. - There you go.
You're back on the track.Copy !req
439. - I'm back on the track!Copy !req
440. - What the... kenny?Copy !req
441. What the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
442. - Get off my car, kenny!Copy !req
443. - Oh, man!Copy !req
444. Now our friend kenny's
tryin' to break the windshield.Copy !req
445. Ain't that just gay as hell.Copy !req
446. - Aah!Copy !req
447. - We're tradin' paint!Copy !req
448. Oh, it's so easy for you,
isn't it, kenny?Copy !req
449. I have to prove myself!Copy !req
450. I fucking hate you.Copy !req
451. - Sorry, dude,
i'm winning this race...Copy !req
452. with the brake.
Bye, kenny!Copy !req
453. - Aaaaaahhhh!Copy !req
454. - Oh, Jesus, there's
a little boy on the track!Copy !req
455. - Well, it appears that all
the other drivers have crashedCopy !req
456. and only
the vagisil car remains.Copy !req
457. Looks like you're going to
win, mr. Hammil.Copy !req
458. - This is such a great day
for vagisil, chris.Copy !req
459. Our product awareness will be
at an all-time high.Copy !req
460. Feminine odor must be treated
diligently... very diligently...Copy !req
461. patty?Copy !req
462. - It looks like a woman
is trying to take overCopy !req
463. for jimmie johnson's car!Copy !req
464. - What?Copy !req
465. - Ma'am, you are on
an active racetrack.Copy !req
466. This is extremely dangerous.Copy !req
467. - Let me talk to her!Copy !req
468. Patty!
Patty, what are you doing?Copy !req
469. Patty, pull over the nascar.
You're acting irrationally.Copy !req
470. Patty, did you forget
to take your medication?Copy !req
471. You know how you get when you
don't use your vagisil.Copy !req
472. There should be some in your
purse, my muse.Copy !req
473. Patty?Copy !req
474. - Oh, you dumb bitch!Copy !req
475. Butters, this bitch
is tryin' to wreck my car!Copy !req
476. - I know!
That pisses me off!Copy !req
477. That's fucking gay.Copy !req
478. - Fucking gay as hell.Copy !req
479. - Patty, you are
my muse and my flame.Copy !req
480. - They're neck and neck
approaching the finish line!Copy !req
481. - Oh, fuck my ass again!Copy !req
482. - Aaahhh!Copy !req
483. - Big celebrationCopy !req
484. for the lowe's
home improvement team.Copy !req
485. - Patty! How could you?Copy !req
486. You've ruined us!
You've ruined vagisil!Copy !req
487. - Ha!Copy !req
488. - No, no, kenny,
go ahead.Copy !req
489. I deserve it.Copy !req
490. I thought i could just
waltz onto a racetrackCopy !req
491. and do what these people do,Copy !req
492. but i owe you an apology.Copy !req
493. The truth is
i'm just too smart.Copy !req
494. And with how smart i am,
i'll always be successfulCopy !req
495. and therefore have money.Copy !req
496. I just have to acceptCopy !req
497. i'm too smart and rich
for nascar.Copy !req
498. Time for me to give it up.Copy !req
499. All right, butters,
give me back my money.Copy !req
500. - Huh?
- The $58.32 i gave you!Copy !req
501. I want it back!
- But you... you said i could...Copy !req
502. - God damn it, butters!
You better have it!Copy !req
503. Butters, you're always
trying to screw me over!Copy !req