1. - HEY, EVERYBODY!
HOW'S IT GOING?Copy !req
2. I JUST—
I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO STOP.Copy !req
3. HEY, YOU!
YOU GOIN' SWIMMING?Copy !req
4. DON'T FORGET TO BRING A TOWEL!Copy !req
5. GET OUT OF MY FACE!Copy !req
6. GET OUT OF HERE!Copy !req
7. MY NAME IS TOWELIE.Copy !req
8. T-O-W-E-L...Copy !req
9. Y-E-Y.Copy !req
10. I'M GREAT
AT CLEANING UP SPILLS.Copy !req
11. AND I'M 100%
MACHINE WASHABLE.Copy !req
12. I'M JUST AN ORDINARY TOWEL
IN A LOT OF WAYS.Copy !req
13. EXCEPT FOR ONE.Copy !req
14. I'M ADDICTED TO MARIJUANA.Copy !req
15. AND CRYSTAL METH.Copy !req
16. AND CRACK.Copy !req
17. ANYBODY WANT
THEIR DICK SUCKED?Copy !req
18. DOES ANYBODY WANT THEIR DICK
SUCKED BY A TOWEL?Copy !req
19. - TOWELIE HAS BECOME A COMPLETE
NIGHTMARE IN OUR TOWN.Copy !req
20. HE'S BROKEN INTO MY HOUSE TWICE
AND STOLEN MY ALLOWANCE.Copy !req
21. I'VE GOT ALMOST NOTHING LEFT.Copy !req
22. - IF WE'RE PLAYING OUTSIDE,
HE SHOWS UP COMPLETELY WASTEDCopy !req
23. AND SCREAMING HOW THE GOVERNMENT
IS FOLLOWING HIM.Copy !req
24. - I-I JUST
DON'T WANT TO WATCH HIMCopy !req
25. KILL HIMSELF!Copy !req
26. I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHO HE IS ANYMORE!Copy !req
27. - THERE'S IS NO DOUBT
IN MY MINDCopy !req
28. THAT IF WE DON'T GET
TOWELIE HELP,Copy !req
29. OUR ENTIRE SUMMER
IS GONNA BE RUINED.Copy !req
30. - ARE YOU READY
FOR THE SUMMER?Copy !req
31. ARE YOU READY
FOR THE SUNSHINE?Copy !req
32. ARE YOU READY
FOR THE BIRDS AND BEESCopy !req
33. THE APPLE TREESCopy !req
34. AND A WHOLE LOT
OF FOOLING AROUNDCopy !req
35. - OH, BOY, TIMMY!Copy !req
36. IT'S OUR FAVORITE
TIME OF YEAR.Copy !req
37. - TIMMY!Copy !req
38. - WE GET TO SEE
ALL OUR OLD FRIENDS AGAIN!Copy !req
39. HEY, THERE'S FRANCIS!
HEY, FRANCIS!Copy !req
40. - HEY, JIMMY!
HEY, TIM!Copy !req
41. - TIMMY!Copy !req
42. - WOW!
LOOK AT LENORA, EVERYONE!Copy !req
43. GOOD JOB! COME ON!
GOOD JOB, LENORA!Copy !req
44. ALL RIGHT, GOOD.
LET'S GET LENORA A TOWEL.Copy !req
45. - BRR!Copy !req
46. - COME ON,
WHERE'S THE TOWEL?Copy !req
47. - THE TOWEL ISN'T HERE.Copy !req
48. I THINK IT'S OFF
GETTING HIGH AGAIN.Copy !req
49. - HEY! WHERE'S THAT TOWEL?Copy !req
50. - OH, YEAH, JUST A SEC!Copy !req
51. - WE WENT OUT
AND GOT TOWELIE A JOBCopy !req
52. SO HE COULD TRY
AND PAYS US BACKCopy !req
53. ALL THE MONEY HE OWES US.Copy !req
54. STUPID TOWEL.Copy !req
55. - WHAT'S GOING ON, TOWEL?Copy !req
56. - OH, YEAH,
JUST HAD TO TAKE A PISS.Copy !req
57. SORRY.Copy !req
58. - WE GOT WET CAMPERS
DOWN THERE.Copy !req
59. MOVE YOUR ASS!Copy !req
60. - WHEN TOWELIE
IS DOING HEROIN,Copy !req
61. HE DOESN'T CARE
ABOUT ANYTHING.Copy !req
62. - I DON'T CARE
ABOUT ANYTHING.Copy !req
63. STUPID... HANDICAP... CAMP.Copy !req
64. - ALL RIGHT, BLUE TEAM.Copy !req
65. AS TEAM CAPTAIN,
I NEED TO MAKE SURECopy !req
66. WE ARE READY
FOR THE BIG CAMP COMPETITION!Copy !req
67. - OH, WE'RE WEADY, AWIGHT!Copy !req
68. WE CAN WEALLY STICK IT TO THE
WED TEAM THIS YEAR! HA HA HA!Copy !req
69. - NO WAY RED TEAM
CAN BEAT US.Copy !req
70. NO WAY. HUH HUH HUH!Copy !req
71. - RED TEAM WON'T KNOW
WHAT HIT THEM.Copy !req
72. - ALL RIGHT!
EVERYONE TOGETHER!Copy !req
73. ARE WE GONNA BEAT
RED TEAM THIS YEAR?Copy !req
74. YEAH!
- TIMMY!Copy !req
75. - YEAH!Copy !req
76. - I CAN'T
STAND HIM, MIMSY.Copy !req
77. THAT JIMMY KID
MAKES MY FUCKING SKIN CRAWL.Copy !req
78. - DUH, YOU'VE ALWAYS
HATED JIMMY, BOSS,Copy !req
79. EVER SINCE HE WHOOPED YOU
AT SURFING LAST SUMMER CAMP.Copy !req
80. HE REALLY TOOK IT TO YA GOOD!Copy !req
81. - SHUT UP, MIMSY!Copy !req
82. - OH, SORRY BOSS.
- LISTEN TO ME.Copy !req
83. THERE IS NO WAY
THAT BLUE TEAMCopy !req
84. IS GONNA BEAT RED TEAM
THIS YEAR AT CAMP.Copy !req
85. YOU GOT THAT?Copy !req
86. WHAT WE NEED TO DO, MIMSY,Copy !req
87. IS USE A LITTLE
BRAIN POWERCopy !req
88. TO MAKE SURE BLUE TEAM
CAN'T COMPETE.Copy !req
89. - OH, BOY!Copy !req
90. WE'RE GONNA RUIN
BLUE TEAM'S CHANCES, HUH?Copy !req
91. WE'RE GONNA BREAK THEIR LEGS
OR SOMETHING, BOSS?Copy !req
92. - SHUT UP, MIMSY!Copy !req
93. JUST DO WHAT I SAY
AND WE CAN MAKE SURECopy !req
94. JIMMY VULMER GETS
WHAT'S COMIN' TO HIM.Copy !req
95. - THERE YA GO, LENORA.
ALL BETTER NOW?Copy !req
96. - YES, THANKS.Copy !req
97. - THAT'S RIGHT,
WHEN YOU GO SWIMMING,Copy !req
98. DON'T FORGET TO
BRING A—BLECCH!Copy !req
99. - AAH!
- WHO HIRED THAT TOWEL?Copy !req
100. IT CAN BARELY WALK,
LET ALONE DRY SOMEBODY OFF.Copy !req
101. - YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER
THAN ME? HUH?Copy !req
102. YOU THINK YOU'RE FUCKING
HOT SHIT?Copy !req
103. - A LOT OF TIMES
WHEN TOWELIE SHOOTS HEROIN,Copy !req
104. HE JUST GETS ANGRY
AT EVERYBODY.Copy !req
105. - YOU CAN ALL SUCK IT!Copy !req
106. YOU'RE ALL—
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF TOWELS.Copy !req
107. THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE!Copy !req
108. - THE THING IS,Copy !req
109. TOWELIE WAS
PRETTY HAPPY BEFORE.Copy !req
110. HE HAD A GIRLFRIEND
HE LIKED.Copy !req
111. AND THEN SHE GOT PREGNANTCopy !req
112. AND HAD A LITTLE WASHCLOTH.Copy !req
113. BUT THEN TOWELIE JUST KEPT
GETTING MORE AND MORE HIGH,Copy !req
114. AND HE GOT
KICKED OUT OF THE HOUSE.Copy !req
115. - FUCK YOU!
LET ME TALK TO HIM.Copy !req
116. LET ME TALK TO HIM,
YOU BITCH!Copy !req
117. NO! I'M NOT HIGH!Copy !req
118. I HAVEN'T BEEN HIGH
SINCE WEDNESDAY.Copy !req
119. OH, IT IS WEDNESDAY?Copy !req
120. - ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS!Copy !req
121. OUR FIRST EVENT
IS THE BIG CANOE RACE!Copy !req
122. - OH, BOY,
THE CANOE RACES! HEEE!Copy !req
123. - WE GOTTA BE-BE-BE-BE-BE—Copy !req
124. WE GOTTA B-B-BEAT
THE RED TEAM!Copy !req
125. - I'VE GOT IT, MIMSY.Copy !req
126. I GOT A WAY TO WIN THE RACECopy !req
127. AND GET RID OF JIMMY
FOR GOOD.Copy !req
128. - DUH, OH, BOY!
WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO, BOSS?Copy !req
129. - SIMPLE, MIMSY.Copy !req
130. WE'RE GONNA PUT A LITTLE
SURPRISE IN THE CANOE.Copy !req
131. - DOH, DOH,
WHAT KIND OF A SURPRISE?Copy !req
132. OOH, IT'S A SNAKE!Copy !req
133. - NOT JUST ANY SNAKE, MIMSY.Copy !req
134. IT'S A BLACK MAMBA.Copy !req
135. - OH, GEE WIZ, BOSS.Copy !req
136. WE'RE GONNA KILL ALL
THE BLUE TEAM AND JIMMY, HUH?Copy !req
137. - SHH! SHH!Copy !req
138. - YOU BOYS EXCITED
FOR THE CANOE RACE?Copy !req
139. - YES, COUNSELOR STEVE.Copy !req
140. I LIKE THE FUN CANOE.Copy !req
141. - CANOES ARE FUN,
AREN'T THEY?Copy !req
142. - NOW TAKE THE BLACK MAMBA,
MIMSY,Copy !req
143. AND PUT IT IN THE CANOE.Copy !req
144. I'M GONNA GO GET
OUR TEAM READY.Copy !req
145. - ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS,
ARE WE READY?Copy !req
146. - YEAH!Copy !req
147. - GOOD LUCK, JIMMY!Copy !req
148. - YOU TOO, N-N-NATHAN!Copy !req
149. - YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT,
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.Copy !req
150. - ON YOUR MARK!Copy !req
151. GET SET!Copy !req
152. - AAH! HOLY SHIT!Copy !req
153. MIMSY, WHAT THE HELL
DID YOU DO?Copy !req
154. - DUH, YOU SAID
TO PUT THE BLACK MAMBACopy !req
155. IN THE CANOE, BOSS!Copy !req
156. - NOT IN OUR CANOE, MIMSY!Copy !req
157. - WE CROSSED
THE FINISH LINE FIRST!Copy !req
158. - HEY, HEY,
WE NEED A TOWEL!Copy !req
159. - UH, OH, UM, JUST A SEC!Copy !req
160. - NOT JUST A SEC.Copy !req
161. WE GOT A BUNCH
OF WET CAMPERS DOWN THERE!Copy !req
162. WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
163. - HEY, YOU OWE ME MONEY,
ASSHOLE!Copy !req
164. - THAT'S IT.
WE'RE DONE.Copy !req
165. YOU ARE NO LONGER
EMPLOYED HERE.Copy !req
166. - PLEASE, SIR.Copy !req
167. - WE NEED A NICE, CLEAN TOWELCopy !req
168. HERE AT SUMMER CAMP.Copy !req
169. WE DON'T NEED A TOWEL
THAT SHOOTS HEROINCopy !req
170. AND HAS SEX FOR MONEY.Copy !req
171. - SOME PEOPLE ARE
SO PICKY ABOUT THEIR TOWELS.Copy !req
172. - ALL RIGHT, CAMPERS!Copy !req
173. NEXT EVENT IS
THE BIG SCAVENGER HUNT!Copy !req
174. BLUE TEAM IS GONNA GO FIRST!Copy !req
175. - I FINALLY GOT IT, MIMSY.Copy !req
176. I GOT A WAY WE CAN KILL JIMMYCopy !req
177. AND BEAT THE BLUE TEAM.Copy !req
178. - OH, BOY! WHAT'RE WE
GONNA DO TO 'EM, HUH, BOSS?Copy !req
179. - SIMPLE. WE'RE GOING
TO GET JIMMY KILLEDCopy !req
180. BY NATIVE AMERICANS.Copy !req
181. HERE TAKE THIS.Copy !req
182. IT'S A FAKE
SCAVENGER HUNT MAP.Copy !req
183. - DUH, THIS MAP LEADS
TO THE SCAVENGER HUNT?Copy !req
184. - NO. THAT MAP LEADS TO
THE INDIAN RESERVATION.Copy !req
185. WE SWITCH THIS WITH BLUE TEAM'S
SCAVENGER HUNTING MAP,Copy !req
186. AND THEY'LL END UPCopy !req
187. RIGHT ON THE TARDICACA
INDIAN RESERVATION.Copy !req
188. - OH, BOY!Copy !req
189. WE'RE GONNA GET JIMMY KILLED
BY INDIANS, HUH, BOSS?Copy !req
190. - SHH! SHH!Copy !req
191. - ARE YOU BOYS EXCITED
FOR THE NEAT SCAVENGER HUNT?Copy !req
192. - YES, COUNSELOR STEVE.
I LIKE A SCAVENGER HUNT.Copy !req
193. ALL RIGHT, MIMSY.Copy !req
194. NOW YOU TAKE THIS MAP
TO THE INDIAN RESERVATIONCopy !req
195. AND YOU SWITCH IT
WITH BLUE TEAM'S MAP.Copy !req
196. YOU GOT THAT, MIMS?Copy !req
197. YOU SWITCH THE MAP.
SWITCH THE MAP.Copy !req
198. - I GOT IT, BOSS.Copy !req
199. SWITCH THE MAP!
SWITCH THE MAP!Copy !req
200. HOW COME WE'RE
SCAVENGER HUNTIN' NOW, BOSS?Copy !req
201. - BECAUSE, STUPID, NOW THAT
WE HAVE BLUE TEAM'S MAPCopy !req
202. WE CAN GET
THEIR SCAVENGER PRIZE, TOO.Copy !req
203. - OH, BOY!Copy !req
204. - THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.Copy !req
205. WHY WOULD THEY MAKE US
GO THIS FAR?Copy !req
206. WE'RE HANDICAPPED.Copy !req
207. TURN LEFT AT THE—WAIT.Copy !req
208. WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT THE—Copy !req
209. OH, FUCK!Copy !req
210. MIMSY! THIS IS THE MAP
TO THE INDIAN RESERVATION!Copy !req
211. - WELL, SURE IT IS, BOSS!Copy !req
212. - I TOLD YOU TO SWITCH THIS
WITH THE MAP FOR BLUE TEAM!Copy !req
213. - NO, YOU TOLD ME TO SWITCH
THE MAP, SWITCH THE MAP.Copy !req
214. SO I SWITCHED IT,
AND I SWITCHED.Copy !req
215. - MIMSY!Copy !req
216. UH, MY NAME IS NATHAN.Copy !req
217. I'M DISABLED.Copy !req
218. AAH!Copy !req
219. - HEY, EVERYBODY!Copy !req
220. LET'S ALL GO TO
THE OFFICE SUPPLY STORE!Copy !req
221. - YOU MUST HAVE
ONE DUSTY COMPUTER.Copy !req
222. - FUCK YOU!
IT'S NOT ILLEGAL, BITCH.Copy !req
223. I FEEL LIKE I COULD
CONQUER THE WORLD.Copy !req
224. IT'S LIKE I'M WALKIN'
ON SUNSHINE!Copy !req
225. - I REALLY THINK
THIS INTERVENTIONCopy !req
226. IS TOWELIE'S LAST CHANCE.Copy !req
227. TOWELIE, OPEN THE DOOR!Copy !req
228. - GO AWAY!
I'M WALKIN' ON SUNSHINE!Copy !req
229. - TOWELIE, I GOTTA TAKE YOU
SOMEWHERE REALLY IMPORTANT.Copy !req
230. - JUST—JUST LET ME WALK
ON THE SUNSHINE A LITTLE MORE.Copy !req
231. - ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
232. IN THE SURFING COMPETITION,Copy !req
233. THE RED TEAM IS UP
THREE POINTS TO TWO!Copy !req
234. AND NOW
IT'S JIMMY VULMER'S TURN!Copy !req
235. - TIMMY!Copy !req
236. - GEE, I WISH
OUR TEAM CAPTAINCopy !req
237. WAS AS AWESOME AS JIMMY!Copy !req
238. - I FINALLY GOT IT, MIMSY.Copy !req
239. I GOT A WAY WE CAN GET RID
OF JIMMY ONCE AND FOR ALL.Copy !req
240. - OH, BOY, OH, BOY!Copy !req
241. WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO
TO HIM, BOSS?Copy !req
242. - SIMPLE.Copy !req
243. WE'RE GONNA GET JIMMY
EATEN BY A SHARK.Copy !req
244. HERE, TAKE THIS.Copy !req
245. IT'S A SHARK MATING WHISTLE.Copy !req
246. - DUH, OKAY, BOSS,
A SHARK MATING WHISTLE!Copy !req
247. WE GONNA HIT HIM OVER THE HEAD
WITH IT, HUH, BOSS?Copy !req
248. - NO, YOU, MORON.Copy !req
249. YOU GO UNDER THE WATER
AND BLOW THAT WHISTLE.Copy !req
250. YOU CAN ATTRACT SHARKS
RIGHT AS JIMMY STARTS TO SURF.Copy !req
251. - I GOT IT BOSS!Copy !req
252. I BLOW THE WHISTLE
AND MAKE THE SHARKCopy !req
253. COME AND BITE
JIMMY'S LEGS OFF!Copy !req
254. THEN HE'LL BLEED TO DEATH!
HE'S GONNA BLEED TO DEATH!Copy !req
255. - SHH! SHH!Copy !req
256. - ARE YOU BOYS ENJOYING
THE FUN BEACH?Copy !req
257. - YES, COUNSELOR STEVE.Copy !req
258. THE BEACH IS WARM.Copy !req
259. - GEE, THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE,
HUH, BOSS?Copy !req
260. THEY ALMOST HEARD ME SAYIN'
WE WAS GONNA KILL JIMMY.Copy !req
261. - SHUT UP, MIMSY!Copy !req
262. JUST SWIM IN THE WATER
WHERE JIMMY IS,Copy !req
263. THEN BLOW THAT WHISTLE.Copy !req
264. - OH, BOY!Copy !req
265. - I DON'T KNOW, TIMMY.Copy !req
266. THOSE WAVES ARE PRETTY BIG.
HEEE!Copy !req
267. - TIMMY.Copy !req
268. - DON'T WORRY.
JIMMY CAN HANDLE HIMSELF!Copy !req
269. - GONNA CATCH A WAVE.Copy !req
270. - I GOT ME
A SHARK WHISTLE!Copy !req
271. - OH, BOY, HERE IT COMES,
HERE IT COMES!Copy !req
272. - OH, NO!
- JIMMY!Copy !req
273. - WAIT, LOOK!
HE'S DOING IT!Copy !req
274. - OH, BOY!Copy !req
275. - MIMSY! YOU DIDN'T DO
WHAT I TOLD YOU!Copy !req
276. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, BOSS?Copy !req
277. YOU SAID TO SWIM IN THE WATER
AND THEN BLOW THE WHISTLE.Copy !req
278. I SWAM IN THE WATER,Copy !req
279. SO NOW I GOTTA BLOW
THE WHISTLE.Copy !req
280. - YOU FUCKING IDIOT!Copy !req
281. YOU DON'T BLOW A SHARK MATING
WHISTLE ON DRY LAND!Copy !req
282. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO
BLOW IT—AAH!Copy !req
283. MIMSY!Copy !req
284. GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!Copy !req
285. - TODAY IS TOWELIE'S
INTERVENTION.Copy !req
286. WE HAVE NO IDEA
HOW HE'S GOING TO REACT.Copy !req
287. - COME ON, TOWELIE,
IT'S RIGHT OVER HERE.Copy !req
288. - WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
289. - YOU WANNA COME ON OVER,
HAVE A SEAT WITH YOUR FRIENDS?Copy !req
290. - WHAT IS EVERYBODY
DOING HERE?Copy !req
291. - WE'VE ALL
JUST BEEN TALKING, TOWELIE,Copy !req
292. AND—AND WHAT I'M HEARING
IS A BUNCH OF PEOPLE HERECopy !req
293. WHO JUST LOVE THE HECK
OUT OF YA.Copy !req
294. AND THEY'RE GONNA SAY
WHAT THEY WANNA SAY,Copy !req
295. THEN YOU'RE GONNA SAY
WHAT YOU WANNA SAY,Copy !req
296. AND WE'RE DONE, OKAY?Copy !req
297. - TOWELIE, OVER THE PAST
COUPLE YEARS,Copy !req
298. I HAVE SEEN DRUG ADDICTIONCopy !req
299. AFFECT YOU
IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS.Copy !req
300. - OH, JESUS, MAN.Copy !req
301. - TOWELIE, YOU NEED TO
LET HIM FINISH.Copy !req
302. YOU'RE NOT THE TOWEL
YOU USED TO BE.Copy !req
303. WHEREAS YOU USED TO BE
FLUFFY AND ABSORBENT,Copy !req
304. YOU NOW ARE CRUSTY AND...Copy !req
305. AND UNABLE TO ABSORB
THE SMALLEST AMOUNT OF WATER.Copy !req
306. WILL YOU GET HELP TODAY?Copy !req
307. - I DON'T—
I DON'T GET THIS.Copy !req
308. - KYLE?Copy !req
309. - TOWELIE,
OVER THE PAST FEW MONTHS,Copy !req
310. I HAVE WATCHED YOU GO
FROM AN ANCILLARY CHARACTERCopy !req
311. WITH A FEW AMUSING
CATCH PHRASESCopy !req
312. TO A DRIED-OUT SPOOGE RAGCopy !req
313. COVERED IN THE JIZZ
OF A THOUSAND OLDER MEN.Copy !req
314. - CAN WE JUST END THIS,
PLEASE?Copy !req
315. - YOU HAVE TO
LET HIM FINISH, TOWELIE.Copy !req
316. - IF YOU DO NOT ACCEPT
TREATMENT,Copy !req
317. I WILL NO LONGER
GIVE YOU MONEY,Copy !req
318. OR BE YOUR FRIEND.Copy !req
319. I WILL NOT HELP YOU
KILL YOURSELF.Copy !req
320. - ALL RIGHT, ERIC.
DO YOU WANT TO GO NEXT?Copy !req
321. - KYLE, I HATE YOU SO MUCH.Copy !req
322. YOU ARE A LIAR
AND A SWINDLERCopy !req
323. WHO WILL DO ANYTHING
FOR MONEY, AND I—Copy !req
324. - WE'RE HERE FOR TOWELIE,
FAT ASS!Copy !req
325. - I'M SUPPOSED TO BE
ALLOWED TO FINISH, RIGHT?Copy !req
326. IS THAT RIGHT?
AHEM.Copy !req
327. THE JEWS HAVE BEEN PERSECUTED
ACROSS THE EARTHCopy !req
328. FOR GOOD REASON, KYLE.Copy !req
329. YOU ARE A RACE
OF BEADY-EYED THIEVES, WHO ALWAYS—Copy !req
330. - THIS IS SERIOUS,
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!Copy !req
331. - I'M BEING SERIOUS, KYLE!
HELLO!Copy !req
332. - KYLE, WE HAVE TO
LET PEOPLE BE ALLOWEDCopy !req
333. TO FINISH
DURING INTERVENTIONS.Copy !req
334. - BUT HE'S JUST USING
HIS TIME ON TELEVISION TO—Copy !req
335. - KYLE, PLEASE,
IT IS NOT YOUR TURN.Copy !req
336. - YOU ARE A RACE
OF BEADY-EYED THIEVES, KYLE,Copy !req
337. WHO THROUGHOUT THE MILLENNIACopy !req
338. HAVE SQUIRMED
AND WORKED YOUR WAYCopy !req
339. INTO THE DARK CUBBYHOLES
OF SOCIETY.Copy !req
340. WHERE EXACTLY DID THE JEWS
FIRST GET THEIR POWERCopy !req
341. AND HOW ARE THEY ABLE TO
MANIPULATE OUR MINDS TODAY?Copy !req
342. - OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
343. - IT'S A SNAP
AT TARDICACA CAMPCopy !req
344. TO LEARN TO DO
THE HULA, HULA DANCECopy !req
345. I FELL IN LOVE
WITH A TARDICACA DOVECopy !req
346. WHILE DOIN' THAT
FUNNY, FUNNY DANCECopy !req
347. AND THAT POOR LITTLE KID,
WELL, SHE NEVER DID...Copy !req
348. - GET READY, MIMSY.Copy !req
349. BLUE TEAM
IS ABOUT TO GO BOOM!Copy !req
350. - SO I MADE UP MY MIND
THAT I'D STRIVE TO FINDCopy !req
351. THE TARDICACA GIRL
I DID ADORECopy !req
352. - T-T-TIMMYCopy !req
353. - LITTLE TARDICACA
- TIMMYCopy !req
354. - SHE'S A CANDY CANE
TO WIGGLECopy !req
355. - TIMMYCopy !req
356. - SHE'S SURE
TO MAKE YOU G-GIGGLECopy !req
357. - TIMMYCopy !req
358. - WITH HER NAUGHTY
LITTLE WIGGLECopy !req
359. I KNOW SOME DAYCopy !req
360. I'M GONNA TRY TO MAKE
A TARDICACA GALIE MINECopy !req
361. GALIE MINECopy !req
362. 'CAUSE ALL THE WHILE
I'M DREAMIN' OF HERCopy !req
363. MY TARDICACA HULA GALCopy !req
364. OH, SORRY.
THAT'S NOT RIGHT. HANG ON.Copy !req
365. - I DON'T THINK HE'S PLAYIN'
THE RIGHT NOTE, BOSS.Copy !req
366. THE C4 AIN'T GONNA GO OFF.Copy !req
367. - SHUT UP, MIMSY!Copy !req
368. - IF IN FACT THE JEWS
TRULY ARE SHAPESHIFTERS,Copy !req
369. AND I BELIEVE I HAVE PRESENTED
ENOUGH EVIDENCE HERECopy !req
370. TO PROVE THAT THEY ARE,Copy !req
371. THEN WE MUST UNITE
AS A SPECIES TO FIGHT THEM,Copy !req
372. AND STOP THEIR PLAN
OF GLOBAL DOMINATIONCopy !req
373. AND THE CONTROL
OF OUR FREEDOM.Copy !req
374. - OKAY, STAN.
YOU WANT TO GO NEXT?Copy !req
375. - TOWELIE, IF YOU DO NOT GO
TO TREATMENT,Copy !req
376. WE WILL
ALL IGNORE YOU FOREVER.Copy !req
377. WILL YOU GO?Copy !req
378. - WHAT TREATMENT?Copy !req
379. WHAT ARE YOU ALL
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
380. - IF YOU SAY YES,
WE LEAVE HERE,Copy !req
381. PACK YOUR THINGS,
GET ON A PLANE,Copy !req
382. GO TO A TREATMENT FACILITY
IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA.Copy !req
383. IT'S ALL SET UP.Copy !req
384. - NO! FUCK NO!Copy !req
385. I'M NOT GETTING
ON NO FUCKING PLANE!Copy !req
386. THIS IS BULLSHIT!Copy !req
387. DON'T GIVE ME
FUCKING ULTIMATUMS!Copy !req
388. I THOUGHT YOU WERE
MY FUCKING FRIENDS!Copy !req
389. - WELL, TOWELIE, YOUR FRIENDS
DON'T WANT TO WATCH YOUCopy !req
390. KILL YOURSELF ANYMORE.Copy !req
391. - THEN FUCK THEM!Copy !req
392. YOU'RE TELLING ME
I HAVE TO DO THIS,Copy !req
393. AND I'M NOT LEFT
WITH ANY DECISIONS HERE!Copy !req
394. - TOWELIE!Copy !req
395. WE AREN'T THE ONLY ONES
AT THIS INTERVENTIONCopy !req
396. WHO'VE BEEN HURT BY YOU!Copy !req
397. - WHO ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
398. - WASHCLOTH?Copy !req
399. YOU BROUGHT WASHCLOTH?Copy !req
400. OH, THAT'S LOW!Copy !req
401. - OUT ON THE BEACH
WITH MY DEAR LITTLE PEACHCopy !req
402. WHERE THE WAVES
ARE ROLLING IN SO HIGHCopy !req
403. - DAMN IT, DAMN IT!Copy !req
404. MIMSY!Copy !req
405. GET UP THERE AND DEMAND
THE UKULELE SOLO!Copy !req
406. IT'S OUR ONLY CHANCE!Copy !req
407. - DUH, OKAY BOSS!Copy !req
408. - IF YOU GET IN A PINCHCopy !req
409. GO THROUGH, IT'S A CINCHCopy !req
410. - DUH, WE WANT
THE UKULELE SOLO!Copy !req
411. WE WANT THE UKULELE SOLO!Copy !req
412. - SORRY, MIMS,
I JUST CAN'T REMEMBER IT.Copy !req
413. - WELL, WE WANTS YAS
TO PLAY IT, DON'T WE?Copy !req
414. - YEAH!Copy !req
415. - ALL RIGHT, MIMSY.Copy !req
416. MAYBE YOU
CAN SHOW ME HOW IT'S DONE.Copy !req
417. - DUH, OKAY!
IT'S REAL EASY!Copy !req
418. YOU JUST PLAY LIKE DIS!Copy !req
419. - MIMSY!Copy !req
420. YOU IDIOT!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
421. - I WAS GOING TO SHOW HIM
HOW TO PLAY THE SOLO, BOSS.Copy !req
422. - THAT DOES IT!Copy !req
423. I AM SICK AND TIRED
OF YOUR STUPIDITY, MIMSY!Copy !req
424. YOU ARE THE BIGGEST IDIOT
I HAVE EVER MET,Copy !req
425. AND FROM NOW ON,
IF I WANT TO DO SOMETHING,Copy !req
426. I'M GONNA DO IT MYSELF!Copy !req
427. AAH!Copy !req
428. UNH!Copy !req
429. UGH.Copy !req
430. AAH!Copy !req
431. AAH!Copy !req
432. NO, NOT THE SHARK AGAIN!Copy !req
433. NOT THE SHARK AGAIN!Copy !req
434. - WASHCLOTH!
OH, WASHCLOTH!Copy !req
435. I'M SO SORRY!Copy !req
436. - HE NEEDS YOU TO GET BETTER,
TOWELIE, PLEASE!Copy !req
437. - YOU GOT SO MANY PEOPLECopy !req
438. THAT JUST LOVE
THE HECK OUT OF YA, TOWELIE.Copy !req
439. - ALL RIGHT!
ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO!Copy !req
440. - YOU WILL?Copy !req
441. - I DON'T WANT TO HURT
WASHCLOTH ANYMORE!Copy !req
442. - HE'S GOING, EVERYBODY!
COME ON! HUGS!Copy !req
443. - POOR WED TEAM.Copy !req
444. THEIR CAPTAIN
WEALLY GOT WAPED.Copy !req
445. - I NEVER SEEN A KIDCopy !req
446. GET SCREWED
BY A SHARK BEFORE. HEE!Copy !req
447. - I HOPE I NEVER
SEE IT AGAIN. HUH HUH HUH!Copy !req
448. - NATHAN, YOUR TEAM PUT UP
AN AMAZING FIGHT.Copy !req
449. AND EVEN THOUGH I WAS CROWNED
KING OF CRIPPLE CAMP,Copy !req
450. I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU
WERE THE REAL CH-CH-CHAMP!Copy !req
451. - I HATE YOU, JIMMY.Copy !req
452. I FUCKING HATE YOU WITH
EVERYTHING IN MY ENTIRE BEING.Copy !req
453. - DUH, YOU SURE GOT IT
STUCK IT TO YA THIS YEAR, BOSS!Copy !req
454. - SHUT UP... MIMSY.Copy !req
455. - HI, TOWELIE?Copy !req
456. - YEAH, HI.Copy !req
457. - TOWELIE IS DEFINITELY
ONE OF THE MOST ADDICTED TOWELSCopy !req
458. WE'VE EVER SEEN HERE.Copy !req
459. HE'S PROBABLY THE SECOND MOST
PSYCHOLOGICALLY DAMAGED TOWELCopy !req
460. I'VE COME ACROSS SINCE TREATING
KIRSTIE ALLEY'S TOWEL,Copy !req
461. WHICH HAD SEEN SOME—BRR—
SOME NASTY STUFF.Copy !req
462. - I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TOMORROW'S GONNA BRING.Copy !req
463. BUT I'M LEARNING TO LOVE
WHAT I AM.Copy !req
464. I'M A TOWEL.Copy !req
465. - VEINS SWELLCopy !req
466. YOU KNOW ME, ELLENCopy !req
467. ENOUGH TO TELLCopy !req
468. FIVE STEPS, YOU'RE OVERCopy !req