1. SAIGON IS A HELL OF A PLACE...Copy !req
2. I'VE SEEN A LOT OF DEATH,
A LOT OF SUFFERING.Copy !req
3. DARKNESS THAT MOST
PEOPLE COULDN'T STAND TO SEE...Copy !req
4. I TRIED TO SIT IT
OUT AS MUCH AS I COULD.Copy !req
5. WHAT'S THE MATTER, CONNER?
DON'T LIKE A LITTLE BLOOD?Copy !req
6. NO, I DON'T LIKE A LITTLE BLOOD.Copy !req
7. BLOOD AIN'T THE STUFF FOR
18 YEAR OLD BOYS FROM SHEBOYGAN.Copy !req
8. BLOOD AIN'T THE STUFF
FOR MITCH CONNER...Copy !req
9. INCOMING!Copy !req
10. CONNER, MITCHELL.
YOU'RE DISCHARGED, SON.Copy !req
11. AND THAT'S THAT.Copy !req
12. PACK YOUR BAGS,
YOU'RE HEADED HOME.Copy !req
13. HUGS AND
KISSES FROM UNCLE SAM.Copy !req
14. SO HOW DO I END UP HERE?Copy !req
15. WITH A 9 YEAR OLD KID, WHO JUST
WANTS TO KNOW WHO HIS FATHER IS...Copy !req
16. LIFE IS FUNNY LIKE THAT.Copy !req
17. ONE DAY YOU'RE SIFTING THROUGH
THE GUTS OF SOME GOOK IN VIETNAMCopy !req
18. AND THE NEXT YOU'RE PLAYING
DOCTOR PHILCopy !req
19. WITH SOME KID AND HIS TEACHER.Copy !req
20. ERIC, I... I'M REALLY SORRY THAT YOU
WERE PUT THROUGH ALL THIS.Copy !req
21. SORRY IS A FOUR LETTER
WORD WITH A "Y" ON THE END.Copy !req
22. THAT DOESN'T MEAN
ANYTHING TO THIS POOR KID.Copy !req
23. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
24. TELL ME THE TRUTH.
NOW!Copy !req
25. ALL I CAN TELL YOU ERIC IS THAT WE WERE
ALL TOLD TO STICK TO THE STORY.Copy !req
26. TO PROTECT SOMEONE
VERY IMPORTANT.Copy !req
27. I CAN'T SAY MORE.
I WON'T!Copy !req
28. BUT I'LL... I'LL TELL YOU
WHO HAS THE ANSWER...Copy !req
29. LOOK, GINGERS...Copy !req
30. YOU SAID YOU WANTED
BLEEP WE GOT HIM FOR YOU!Copy !req
31. WE HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING
IF BLEEP IS REALLY IN THERE!Copy !req
32. IT COULD BE A TRICK!Copy !req
33. IT'S NO TRICK DUDE!Copy !req
34. MY FRIEND AND I WENT TO THE SUPER BEST
FRIENDS AND BROUGHT HIM HERE!Copy !req
35. THEN HAVE HIM STEP OUT OF
THE BEAR COSTUME!Copy !req
36. YOU HAVE UNTIL THE COUNT OF TEN.Copy !req
37. ONE!Copy !req
38. DON'T DO IT RANDY,
IF BLEEP IS SEEN WE COULD GET BOMBED!Copy !req
39. TWO!
- IDIOT! IF HE ISN'T SEEN,Copy !req
40. WE'RE ABOUT TO DEFINITELY GET BOMBED!
- THREE!Copy !req
41. ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT STOP!
WE'LL DO WHAT YOU SAY.Copy !req
42. I'M SORRY, BLEEP, BUT WILL PLEASE STEP
OUT OF THE BEAR COSTUME?Copy !req
43. OKAY, SO UM... SEE? BLEEP...Copy !req
44. THAT ISN'T BLEEP,
THAT'S SANTY CLAUS.Copy !req
45. SORRY BOYS, I TRIED...
- AW CRAP.Copy !req
46. BOYS YOU GOT SANTA
TO BE BLEEP? WHEN?Copy !req
47. WHEN YOU ALL SAID YOU WERE GONNA
HAND BLEEP OVER TO TOM CRUISE.Copy !req
48. WE PROMISED JESUS THAT BLEEP
WOULD STAY SAFELY IN THE U-HAUL!Copy !req
49. I'M SORRY, KYLE. I REALLY THOUGHT MY
IDEA WOULD WORK FOR YOU...Copy !req
50. IF WE WERE GONNA HAVE
SOMEONE IN A BEAR COSTUMECopy !req
51. WHY WOULD WE ACTUALLY HAVE IT
BE BLEEP YOU STUPID BLEEP IDIOT.Copy !req
52. SO WHERE IS HE?Copy !req
53. MEANWHILE, AT THE HALL OF THE
SUPER BEST FRIENDS...Copy !req
54. BUDDHA, WILL YOU
LAY OFF THAT STUFF ALREADY?Copy !req
55. IT'S GETTING TO BE A PROBLEM.Copy !req
56. OH AND YOU'RE ONE TO TALK.
WITH ALL YOUR INTERNET PORN.Copy !req
57. WATCHING PORN ISN'T
LIKE DOING COKE, FAG!Copy !req
58. JESUS CHRIST!Copy !req
59. WHAT?Copy !req
60. WE'VE GOT A DISTRESS
SIGNAL COMING IN!Copy !req
61. ON THE SUPER BEST SCREEN!Copy !req
62. SUPER BEST FRIENDS!
YOU'VE GOT TO HELP US!Copy !req
63. THE CASA BONITA
IS UNDER ATTACK!Copy !req
64. GREAT SCOTT! IT'S BARBARA
STREISAND!Copy !req
65. I THOUGHT BARBARA STREISAND HADCopy !req
66. BEEN DESTROYED BY THE ROBERT SMITH!Copy !req
67. YEAH! WHO WOULD HAVE
ACTIVATED HER AGAIN?Copy !req
68. I DON'T KNOW, SEMEN.Copy !req
69. IT'S SEA MAN.Copy !req
70. THE CASA BONITA IS GONE!
JESUS HELP US!Copy !req
71. JESUS, THAT'S WHERE
THOSE BOYS TOOK BLEEP!Copy !req
72. WE HAVE TO STOP HER!Copy !req
73. ON THE SUPER BEST
FRIENDS POWER CYCLES!Copy !req
74. THERE, THERE
MY LITTLE MOUSE FRIEND...Copy !req
75. SOON YOU WILL HAVE MORE ASSES
THAN YOU EVER DREAMED OF...Copy !req
76. AHH KEVIN, YOU BROUGHT ME MY
FONSECA. THAT'S A GOOD BOY...Copy !req
77. WHAT'S THIS? SOMEONE
IS AT THE DOOR, KEVIN.Copy !req
78. WE'VE TRIED TO BE LEFT ALONE, KEVIN.Copy !req
79. WHO WOULD DISTURB US AT THIS HOUR?Copy !req
80. WE MUST BE CAREFUL.Copy !req
81. WHY, IT'S AN AFRICAN
AMERICAN MAN, KEVIN...Copy !req
82. YES?
WHAT DO YOU WANT?Copy !req
83. YO, MAN, SORRY TO BOTHER YA BUTCopy !req
84. THERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT DOWN
THE STREET MAN!Copy !req
85. CAN I USE YOUR TELEPHONE?Copy !req
86. OH, I'M... I'M TERRIBLY SORRY BUT
I DON'T LET STRANGERS IN.Copy !req
87. YO I UNDERSTAND, MAN,
BUT THIS ASSIDENT IS REAL BAD, DAWG.Copy !req
88. MY LADY'S LEGS IS ALL
BUSTED UP N' BEEPCopy !req
89. SHE'S ALL CRAWLING AROUNDCopy !req
90. ON THE ROAD LOOKIN'
LIKE A CRIPPLED CRAB, MAN,Copy !req
91. I JUST NEED
AN AMBULANCE, DAWG.Copy !req
92. THERE'S A GAS STATION ABOUT
HALF A MILE DOWN THE ROAD.Copy !req
93. THEY HAVE A PHONE THERE.Copy !req
94. OKAY, I SEE...
I GUESS I UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
95. YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO
LET A BLACK MAN IN YOUR HOUSE.Copy !req
96. NO, PLEASE,
IT ISN'T THAT AT ALL.Copy !req
97. NO I GETS IT MAN.Copy !req
98. THOUGHT THANGS HAD
CHANGED THROUGH.Copy !req
99. THOUGHT WHEN WE GOT A BLACK
PRESIDENT, THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT.Copy !req
100. WE GOTS A BLACK PRESIDENT BUT
WHITEY STILL DON'T TRUST MECopy !req
101. TO USE HIS
MOTHER BLEEP PHONE.Copy !req
102. NO WAIT I'M SORRY. YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE
RIGHT... WE DO HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT.Copy !req
103. PLEASE, COME IN.Copy !req
104. AHH HAAAA!
- AGHGHGH!Copy !req
105. AHGHGHGGH!Copy !req
106. NICE WORK, CONNER.Copy !req
107. YEAH. THE THE OL' HASN'T
ANYTHING CHANGED SPEECH—Copy !req
108. WORKS ON WHITE
PEOPLE ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
109. ERIC CARTMAN?Copy !req
110. SURPRISED TO SEE ME ASSHOLE?
CLOSE THE DOOR.Copy !req
111. HOLY CRAP!Copy !req
112. CHEERY HO!Copy !req
113. MY NAME IS PIP!Copy !req
114. I WOULD LIKE TO SEE IF
YOU WOULDN'T MINDCopy !req
115. NOT SMASHING OUR LITTLE
TOWN TO BITS!Copy !req
116. AHGHGGHGHGH!Copy !req
117. MEANWHILE, AT THE LEGION OF
DOOMCopy !req
118. — WHICH IS TOM CRUISE'S HOUSE...Copy !req
119. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?Copy !req
120. CELEBRITIES
CAN GET VIOLENT TOO!Copy !req
121. MR. CRUISE, PLEASE CALL
BARBARASTREISAND OFF!Copy !req
122. SHE'S DESTROYING EVERYTHING!Copy !req
123. WE WILL CALL HER OFF
WHEN YOU GIVE US BLEEP!Copy !req
124. WE DON'T HAVE BLEEP WE
AREN'T SURE WHERE HE IS!Copy !req
125. THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!Copy !req
126. GET HIM BACK OR
BABS WILL KILL YOU ALL!Copy !req
127. OH BOY!Copy !req
128. KENNY! KENNY DUDE
WHAT THE HELL?Copy !req
129. YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE WATCHING BLEEP!Copy !req
130. I AM!
HE'S RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
131. OH THANK GOD.
HEY BLEEP.Copy !req
132. REALLY SORRY
ABOUT ALL THIS, DUDE.Copy !req
133. SO WHAT THE HECK ARE WE
GONNA DO NOW?Copy !req
134. BLEEP ISN'T SAFE HERE!Copy !req
135. THE GINGERS AND CELEBRITIES
ALL WANT A PIECE OF HIMCopy !req
136. I DON'T KNOW
WHERE WE CAN GO!Copy !req
137. WAIT— NO WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
138. I'VE GOT IT. I'VE TOTALLY GOT IT!
- WHAT?Copy !req
139. REMEMBER THE TIME WE GOT AN
ELEPHANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A PIG?Copy !req
140. YEAH...?Copy !req
141. I TOTALLY NOW HOW WE
CAN GIVE THE GINGERS ANDCopy !req
142. THE CELEBRITIES
WHAT THEY WANT,Copy !req
143. BUT KEEP BLEEP SAFE!
COME ON!Copy !req
144. SHE'S GOING TO GET
OUR COFFEE STORE NEXT!Copy !req
145. OOOH!
JESUS CHRIST!Copy !req
146. THAT'S ENOUGH BARBARA
STREISAND! KWAAAAA!Copy !req
147. SMITH!
TRY YOUR ICE BREATH!Copy !req
148. NO GOOD!Copy !req
149. LOOK OUT!Copy !req
150. BARBARA STREISAND'S USING
HER TOXIC STINK RAY!Copy !req
151. ERIC... YOUR FATHER NEVER
WANTED THIS TO HAPPEN.Copy !req
152. HE WAS PROTECTING
YOU AS WELL AS THEM.Copy !req
153. THEM WHO?Copy !req
154. ERIC, YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND-
IT'S ALL VERY COMPLICATED.Copy !req
155. THEN START
EXPLAINING IT TO ME.Copy !req
156. (SIGHS)
VERY WELL.Copy !req
157. COME ON BLEEP
THE DOOR'S OPEN!Copy !req
158. DOCTOR MEPHESTO WE
NEED YOUR HELP!Copy !req
159. OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD NOWCopy !req
160. EVERYBODY'S LETTING
THEMSELVES IN!Copy !req
161. DOCTOR, THIS IS BLEEP!
WE WANT YOU TO CLONE HIM!Copy !req
162. SO WE CAN GIVE HIS COPIES TO
GINGERS AND BARBARA STREISAND.Copy !req
163. OH... ALRIGHT...Copy !req
164. NO, NO, NO-Copy !req
165. HE'S NOT DOING ANYTHING
EXCEPT EXPLAINING WHO MY FATHER IS.Copy !req
166. DUDE, THAT DOESN'T MATTER TO
PEOPLE RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
167. IT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.Copy !req
168. DUDE, NOBODY GIVES A CRAP ABOUT
WHO YOUR STUPID FATHER IS!Copy !req
169. BLEEP IS AN IMPORTANT ISSUE WITH
ACTUAL ETHICAL RAMIFICATIONS.Copy !req
170. I GUARANTEE YOU, PEOPLE CARE
WAYMORE ABOUT WHO MY FATHER IS.Copy !req
171. IN THE SMALL MOUNTAIN
TOWN OF SOUTH PARK,Copy !req
172. THE HOLY PROPHET OF
THE MORMON RELIGIONCopy !req
173. IS TRYING TO FLY UP THE NOSE
OF A DEADLY FEMALE SINGER.Copy !req
174. WAHGGHGH!Copy !req
175. OUR POWERS AREN'T
WORKING, SWALLOW!Copy !req
176. WE CAN'T ATTACK STREISAND'S
NOSE, IT'S JUST TOO BIG!Copy !req
177. WE HAVE TO FIND
ANOTHER WEAK SPOT!Copy !req
178. MOSES!Copy !req
179. WHAT?Copy !req
180. WE NEED TO KNOW ANY WEAKNESS
BARBARA STREISAND MIGHT HAVE.Copy !req
181. UM... LEMME THINK... UM...Copy !req
182. OH I KNOW.Copy !req
183. BARBARA STREISAND CAN'T RESIST
SINGING DUETS WITH NEIL DIAMOND.Copy !req
184. ALRIGHT, I'LL BUILD A STAGE.Copy !req
185. LAO TSU USE MIND CONTROL
TO GET A HUGE AUDIENCE.Copy !req
186. BUDDHA AND SMITH
USE POWERS TO FIND A BAND.Copy !req
187. SEMEN, YOU AND SWALLOW
GO GET US SUSHI FOR DINNER.Copy !req
188. IT'S SEA MAN AND SWALLOW!Copy !req
189. OKAY, SEMEN YOU
GUYS HEAD OFF.Copy !req
190. FINE!
SWALLOW COME!Copy !req
191. NO WAY HE JUST SAID THAT!Copy !req
192. ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT LOOK, JUST
TELL CARTMAN WHO IS DAD IS REAL QUICKCopy !req
193. SO WE CAN CLONE BLEEP.Copy !req
194. IT'S A COMPLICATED STORY... I
JUST CAN'T TELL HIM QUICKLY.Copy !req
195. THEN WE'LL WAIT BECAUSE
WE HAVE TO CLONE BLEEP NOW.Copy !req
196. IS BLEEP MORE IMPORTANT THAN A
LITTLE BOYS BROKEN HEART?Copy !req
197. OH YOU ARE NOT
DOING THAT AGAIN.Copy !req
198. LOOK MEPHESTO-Copy !req
199. YOU TELL THIS KID WHO HIS
FATHER IS AND YOU DO IT NOW!Copy !req
200. STOP TALKING WITH
YOUR STUPID HAND.Copy !req
201. WHO YOU
CALLING STUPID, JEW?Copy !req
202. COME ON YOU GUYS
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!Copy !req
203. YES?Copy !req
204. HEY I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU!
THERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT...Copy !req
205. I NEED A PHONE!Copy !req
206. YEAH, RIGHT. LET ME GUESS-
YOU'RE AN AFRICAN AMERICAN.Copy !req
207. WELL... YES I AM, BUT I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THAT HAS TO DO WITH ANYTHING.Copy !req
208. BEAT IT! I'M NOT HELPING YOU!Copy !req
209. DUDE!
- THAT'S NOT COOL!Copy !req
210. NO, NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
211. WE UNDERSTAND YOU JUST SOUNDED
LIKE A FREAKING RACIST!Copy !req
212. WE DON'T LIVE IN THE
SIXTIES ANYMORE YOU KNOW —Copy !req
213. WE HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT!Copy !req
214. ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, JEEZ-Copy !req
215. HA HAAA!Copy !req
216. OH CRAP THE GINGERS!Copy !req
217. GINGERS? NOO!Copy !req
218. LATER,
AT THE LEGION OF DOOM...Copy !req
219. TOM, TOM! THE GINGERS ARE
CLAIMING ZEY HAVE BLEEP!Copy !req
220. WHAT?
IMPOSSIBLE!Copy !req
221. ZEY ARE SENDING
A MESSAGE NOW!Copy !req
222. ON SCREEN!Copy !req
223. (SPITTING SOUND)
WE HAVE BLEEP! WE HAVE BLEEP!Copy !req
224. HE'S USELESS TO YOU!Copy !req
225. YOU CAN'T GET BLEEP
POWER TO NOT BE MADE FUN OFCopy !req
226. WITHOUT THE ROB REINER
GOO TRANSFER MACHINE!Copy !req
227. WHY DO YOU THINK
WE'RE CALLING?Copy !req
228. OUR BOSS IS WILLING
TO SHARE BLEEP WITH YOUCopy !req
229. IF YOU'RE WILLING TO SHARE
THE GOO MACHINE WITH US.Copy !req
230. YOUR... BOSS?Copy !req
231. WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
232. YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED
GINGERS, SO LET US GO!Copy !req
233. OH NO, NO! THE HEAD GINGER
HAS PLANS FOR YOU...Copy !req
234. WHAT HEAD GINGER?
AND WHERE'S CARTMAN?Copy !req
235. HA, HA... THE HEAD GINGER HAS SOMETHING
REALLY SPECIAL PLANNED FOR HIM...Copy !req
236. HELLO? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
WHERE AM I?Copy !req
237. YOU REALLY GOT YOURSELF IN A
MESS THIS TIME, KID.Copy !req
238. SHUT UP, CONNER... HOW ABOUT I
SHOVE THIS FLASHLIGHT IN YOUR MOUTH.Copy !req
239. MARRMGMGMMM...Copy !req
240. HELLO? I'M HERE,
WHOEVER YOU ARE...Copy !req
241. ERIC CARTMAN... I'VE WAITED A
LONG TIME FOR THIS.Copy !req
242. DADDY?Copy !req
243. GUESS AGAIN.Copy !req
244. WELCOME, TO MY
CHILI CON CARNIVAL!Copy !req
245. CHILI CON CARNIVAL?
WAIT A MINUTE... NO IT CAN'T BE.Copy !req
246. OH BUT IT CAN!Copy !req
247. REVENGE IS A
DISH BEST SERVED... CHILI!Copy !req
248. SCOTT TENORMAN..
EWWW...Copy !req
249. MEANWHILE — AT THE CONCERT
STAGE JESUS BUILTCopy !req
250. WITH HIS POWER OF
SUPER CARPENTRY...Copy !req
251. THAT'S IT, JESUS!Copy !req
252. THE BAND HAS BEEN PAID AND
THE PA SYSTEM IS WORKING!Copy !req
253. ALRIGHT KRISHNA,
THE REST IS UP TO YOU!Copy !req
254. FORM OF — NEIL DIAMOND!Copy !req
255. IF YOU ALL WOULDN'T MIND...Copy !req
256. I'D LIKE TO INVITE A SPECIAL
FRIEND TO JOIN ME ON STAGE.Copy !req
257. MISS BARBARA STREISAND!Copy !req
258. LET'S HOPE TO CHRIST THIS WORKS..Copy !req
259. HELLO GORGEOUS...Copy !req
260. WHAT'D YA SAY? SHALL WE SING
TOGETHER AGAIN LIKE THE OL' TIMES?Copy !req
261. EAERHGGHHHGHGH!Copy !req
262. EARHGHGHGHGHHGHGHG!
EARHGHGHGHGHHGHGHG!Copy !req
263. WELL THAT'S BECAUSE
I LOVED YOU GIRL,Copy !req
264. AND I STILL LOVE YOU NOW.Copy !req
265. WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY-Copy !req
266. EARHGHGHGHGHHGHGHG!Copy !req
267. THAT MIGHT BE TRUE, BUT I STILL
MISS YOU AT NIGHT...Copy !req
268. ARHGHGGHGCopy !req
269. WHEN YOU ROLL OVER BY MY SIDE,
AND YOU KISS ME GOODNIGHT...Copy !req
270. ARHGHGGHG GHGGHGHGHGH!Copy !req
271. IT WORKED, JESUS!Copy !req
272. YEAH... AND NOW TO FIND BLEEP
AND TAKE DOWN TOM CRUISE!Copy !req
273. DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN
YOU HAD MY PARENT'S KILLEDCopy !req
274. AND FED THEM TO ME AS CHILI?Copy !req
275. I SPENT QUITE A WHILE IN A
MENTAL INSTITUTION ERIC...Copy !req
276. A LOT OF TIME FOR ME TO LEARN
EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
277. SO THAT ONE DAY
I COULD TAKE YOU DOWN.Copy !req
278. I EVEN LEARNED THE
NAME OF YOUR FATHER.Copy !req
279. OH I KNOW YOU'RE CONFUSED,
WHO WOULDN'T BE?Copy !req
280. YOU'VE BEEN LIED
TO BY EVERYONE!Copy !req
281. EVEN BY YOUR OWN MOTHER.
HA HA HAAA!Copy !req
282. WHAT DO YOU KNOW?Copy !req
283. I WANTED TO TORMENT YOU
WITH YOUR FATHER'S IDENTITY...Copy !req
284. BUT WHAT I FOUND WAS MORE SHOCKING
THAN I COULD HAVE POSSIBLY GUESSED!Copy !req
285. MEANWHILE,
AT THE GINGERS' LAIR...Copy !req
286. ALRIGHT, BLEEP IS SECURE!Copy !req
287. LET'S DO THIS.Copy !req
288. THROW THE SWITCH, ROB!Copy !req
289. UGHGHGHGHGH...
YES! I CAN FEEL IT!Copy !req
290. I CAN FEEL THE POWER TO NOT BE
RIDICULED FLOWING THROUGH MY VEINS!Copy !req
291. EEEEEYAAA!Copy !req
292. A HA HA HA HAAAAA!Copy !req
293. OMG! IT WORKED!Copy !req
294. I'VE DONE IT! I'VE DONE IT!Copy !req
295. LOOK AT ME! I'M NOT OKAY TO
MAKE FUN OF ANYMORE!Copy !req
296. OOH YOU LUCKY beep -Copy !req
297. WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE FINAL
ACT OF MY FABULOUS CHILI CARNIVAL!Copy !req
298. PLEASE! LEAVE MY BOY ALONE!
- MOM?Copy !req
299. I GOT THEM ALL
HERE FOR YOU, ERIC!Copy !req
300. TO LISTEN WHILE YOU
GOT TOLD THE TRUTH!Copy !req
301. PLEASE, DON'T!
WE HAVE TO PROTECT 'EM!Copy !req
302. PROTECT WHO?
- YES, PROTECT WHO?Copy !req
303. TELL HIM...Copy !req
304. MR... JIMBO!Copy !req
305. PROTECT...
THE DENVER BRONCOS...Copy !req
306. MEANWHILE...Copy !req
307. THIS IS INCREDIBLE!
WHO WANTS TO GO NEXT?Copy !req
308. I WANT TO BE NEXT!
- NO GINGERS GO NEXT!Copy !req
309. GINGERS CAN
SUCK IT I'M NEXT! HA HA!Copy !req
310. IT'S MY GOO MACHINE I'M NEXT!Copy !req
311. NOBODY IS GOING NEXT!Copy !req
312. BLEEP IS OUR SUPER BEST FRIEND—
LET HIM GO!Copy !req
313. THEY CAN'T STOP ALL OF US!
GET EM!Copy !req
314. KEWAAA!Copy !req
315. THE DENVER BRONCOS...Copy !req
316. THERE WAS A RIGHT TACKLE SEE,Copy !req
317. WHO HAD AN ILLEGITIMATE CHILD
WITH YOUR SLUT OF A MOM!Copy !req
318. AND EVERYONE HERE COVERED IT UP TO
PROTECT THE BRONCO NAME!Copy !req
319. THEY WERE HAVING A REALLY GOOD YEAR!
THERE COULDN'T BE ANY DISTRACTIONS!Copy !req
320. MY DAD WAS A DENVER BRONCO?
- WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET HIM?Copy !req
321. WELL, YOU CAN'T. EVER.
CUZ YOU SEE, ERIC...Copy !req
322. WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON.Copy !req
323. DID I EVER TELL
YOU THAT MY FATHER...Copy !req
324. PLAYED FOR THE
DENVER BRONCOS?Copy !req
325. NO... NO...Copy !req
326. THE ONLY BRONCO WHO
LIVED IN SOUTH PARK.Copy !req
327. HE GOT A LITTLE
BORED ONE WEEK AND HADCopy !req
328. AN AFFAIR WITH A SLUT
NAMED LIANE CARTMAN.Copy !req
329. NO PLEASE—
- TELL HIM!Copy !req
330. YOU ALMOST DID BEFORE BUT
YOU GOT SHOT BY YOUR BROTHERCopy !req
331. WHO WAS A BRONCO FAN!
TELL HIM!Copy !req
332. IT'S TRUE.Copy !req
333. JACK TENORMAN WAS
YOUR FATHER...Copy !req
334. YOU KILLED YOUR OWN FATHER
AND THEN YOU FED HIMCopy !req
335. TO YOUR HALF BROTHER!Copy !req
336. NO. NOOOOOO!Copy !req
337. HA HA AHAAHAHAHAAAAAAA!Copy !req
338. NOW EAT YOUR CHILI!Copy !req
339. KEYAA!Copy !req
340. THE SUPER BEST FRIENDS?
OH NO!Copy !req
341. I'LL GET YOU TOM CRUISE!Copy !req
342. HEY LOOK- TOM CRUISE HAS
SEA MAN ON HIS BACK.Copy !req
343. WHAT DID YOU SAY?Copy !req
344. OH YEAH, TOM CRUISE DOES
HAVE SEA MAN ON HIS BACK.Copy !req
345. I GUESS MAYBE
TOM CRUISE LIKES SEMEN.Copy !req
346. WHOA! WHOA, WHOA!Copy !req
347. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE
ABLE TO MAKE FUN OF ME ANYMORE!Copy !req
348. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
- I'LL BE BACK SUPER BEST FRIENDS!Copy !req
349. WHO'S THE CREEPY GINGER KID?Copy !req
350. REINER! YOU SAID THE GOO
MACHINE WOULD WORK,Copy !req
351. BUT I GOT MADE FUN OF!Copy !req
352. THAT'S BECAUSE THERE
IS NO GOO, MR. CRUISE!Copy !req
353. YOU SEE, I LEARNED
SOMETHING TODAY...Copy !req
354. BLEEP...Copy !req
355. THAT'S RIGHT.
DON'T YOU SEE GINGERS?Copy !req
356. BLEEP...Copy !req
357. THAT'S RIGHT, FRIENDS.Copy !req
358. BLEEP...Copy !req
359. YEAH...Copy !req
360. ALRIGHT PEOPLE LET'S
START REBUILDING OUR TOWN...Copy !req
361. FOR THE THIRTY NINTH TIME...Copy !req
362. OH DUDE... LOOK...Copy !req
363. HEY... CARTMAN...Copy !req
364. LOOK, MAN...Copy !req
365. WE KNOW WHAT YOU LEARNED
IS PRETTY TOUGH TO HEAR.Copy !req
366. TOUGH TO HEAR?Copy !req
367. MY DAD WAS
SCOTT TENORMAN'S DAD!Copy !req
368. DON'T YOU GUYS REALIZE
WHAT THAT MEANS?Copy !req
369. YEAH, DUDE...
WE KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.Copy !req
370. MY DAD WAS A GINGER!Copy !req
371. WAIT, WHAT?Copy !req
372. I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY
I TAKE AFTER MY MOM,Copy !req
373. BUT I HAVE THE
GINGER GENE INSIDE OF ME!Copy !req
374. DUDE, YOU KILLED
YOUR OWN DADCopy !req
375. AND YOU'RE WORRIED
ABOUT THAT?Copy !req
376. HEY, ERIC... ERIC!Copy !req
377. WHAT?Copy !req
378. COME ON, CHEER UP.
- CHEER UP! I'M HALF GINGER!Copy !req
379. YEAH BUT
YOU'RE FORGETTING...Copy !req
380. YOU'RE ALSO
HALF DENVER BRONCO.Copy !req
381. THAT MAKES YOU PRETTY COOL.Copy !req
382. HEY... YOU'RE RIGHT...
THAT DOES MAKE ME PRETTY COOL...Copy !req
383. YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!Copy !req
384. SHUT UP, KYLE.
YOU DUMB JEW.Copy !req
385. YOU'VE GOT BRONCO
BLOOD IN YOU KID.Copy !req
386. THAT MAKES
YOU AWESOME.Copy !req
387. ME... I SHOULD BE MOVING ON.Copy !req
388. REALLY MITCH YOU GOTTA GO?Copy !req
389. THERE'S A
BOUNTY ON MY HEADCopy !req
390. AND I CAN'T AFFORD TO
STAY IN ONE PLACE TOO LONG.Copy !req
391. SO LONG...
DENVER BRONCO.Copy !req
392. TAKE IT EASY CONNER.Copy !req
393. LOOK, MR. CRUISE,Copy !req
394. I'M SORRY I SAID YOU
WERE A FUDGE PACKERCopy !req
395. AND THAT YOU HAD
SEMEN ON YOUR BACK...Copy !req
396. I JUST CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE.
I WANNA GO AWAY.Copy !req
397. BUT THERE'S NOWHERE
ON EARTH THAT PEOPLECopy !req
398. AREN'T AROUND TO RIP ON ME.Copy !req
399. HEY... HEY WE KNOW A PLACE!Copy !req
400. WE KNOW A PLACE WHERE
EVERYTHING IS JUST HAPPINESS AND JOY...Copy !req
401. AND NO HUMANS
ARE THERE TO MESS IT UP.Copy !req
402. WE DO?Copy !req
403. OH YEAH... WE DO!Copy !req
404. YOU— REALLY?Copy !req
405. SOMEWHERE WHERE I CAN JUST LIVE
OUT MY DAYS IN PEACE AND QUIET?Copy !req
406. OH PLEASE CAN YOU
SHOW ME WHERE?Copy !req
407. WE'LL DO BETTER THAN THAT.
WE'LL HELP GET YOU THERE.Copy !req