1. ? i'm goin'
down to south park?Copy !req
2. ? gonna have myself a time?Copy !req
3. ? friendly faces everywhere?Copy !req
4. ? humble folks
without temptation?Copy !req
5. ? i'm goin'
down to south park?Copy !req
6. ? gonna leave my woes behind?Copy !req
7. ? ample parking day or night,
people spouting howdy neighbor?Copy !req
8. ? headin' on up to south park,
gonna see if i can't unwind?Copy !req
9. ?Copy !req
10. ? come on down to south park
and meet some friends of mine?Copy !req
11. - Our factory works 24/7
to produce candy,Copy !req
12. and we have over
500 employees.Copy !req
13. Here you can see whereCopy !req
14. the cocoa is mixed
with the sugar and milk.Copy !req
15. - Wow, cool!
Chocolate rules.Copy !req
16. - You should know, fat ass.Copy !req
17. - Ay! I'm not fat,
you sneaky jew!Copy !req
18. - Oh, god, you guys, really?
This again?Copy !req
19. - And here is where
all the fudge is put into boxesCopy !req
20. to be shipped
all over the world.Copy !req
21. - Kinda like cartman's dad
shipped out on him.Copy !req
22. - I have a dad, butthole.
My mom is my dad.Copy !req
23. - You guys, stop.Copy !req
24. All you're doing is rehashing
a bunch of old stuff.Copy !req
25. - Hey stan,
isn't that tom cruise?Copy !req
26. - Huh?
Oh, wow, it is.Copy !req
27. Hey guys, check it out.
Tom cruise is a fudge packer.Copy !req
28. - What did you call me?Copy !req
29. - Hey, that is tom cruise.Copy !req
30. - How come you're
packin' fudge, mr. Cruise?Copy !req
31. - I'm not a fudge packer!Copy !req
32. - Dude, you don't have
to be ashamed or anything.Copy !req
33. - But i'm not a fudge packer!Copy !req
34. - Then why are you
packing fudge?Copy !req
35. - I'm not.
I'm a very busy actor!Copy !req
36. I'm just here trying
to get away for a weekendCopy !req
37. and do some fly-fishing!Copy !req
38. - Dude, you are in a fudge
factory packing fudge.Copy !req
39. - Oh, that does it.
I will sue you!Copy !req
40. - For what?Copy !req
41. - You can't just call somebody
a fudge packerCopy !req
42. and get away with it.Copy !req
43. - Hey, is that fudge packer
tom cruise?Copy !req
44. - That's it!Copy !req
45. I'm suing this entire
intolerant town!Copy !req
46. - But dude...
- no buts!Copy !req
47. You wanna accuse somebody
of being a fudge packer,Copy !req
48. you're gonna pay
the consequences!Copy !req
49. Guys, i wanna really
thank you all for coming.Copy !req
50. Shockingly, i've just
been slandered once againCopy !req
51. in the town of south park,Copy !req
52. something i know
you all can relate to.Copy !req
53. - Sure can.
- That damn town.Copy !req
54. - I can't believe it.Copy !req
55. - That town just seems to be
a hotbed of hatred and lies.Copy !req
56. - I'm fed up with it.Copy !req
57. That town suggested
i was made of shit.Copy !req
58. - Yeah, well, i was just over
there doing some fly-fishing,Copy !req
59. and this little boy walks up
and calls me a fudge packer.Copy !req
60. - Oh, man!
- That's crazy!Copy !req
61. - Crazy!
- I know, right?Copy !req
62. And then other kids
in the townCopy !req
63. and their teacher
start joining in.Copy !req
64. - South park, colorado
is the most insensitive,Copy !req
65. racist, and bigoted place
in this country.Copy !req
66. - That town thinks they can say
whatever they want about peopleCopy !req
67. and get away with it.Copy !req
68. - If anybody has a gripe against
that shithole, it's me.Copy !req
69. - Yeah, well, i say enough.Copy !req
70. All of us together can put
a stop to the slanderCopy !req
71. coming from that town
once and for all.Copy !req
72. No longer will they make snide
remarks about whoever they want.Copy !req
73. Yeah!Copy !req
74. - Hey, tom,
i ate too much subway.Copy !req
75. Where's your bathroom?Copy !req
76. - Oh, just the door
down the hall there, jared.Copy !req
77. No, no, that's a closet.
Go down more.Copy !req
78. No, that's a closet too.Copy !req
79. No, jared,
that one's a closet.Copy !req
80. No.
That's a closet.Copy !req
81. No, that's a closet.Copy !req
82. - Stan marsh
to the principal's office.Copy !req
83. Stan marsh, come to the
principal's office immediately.Copy !req
84. - Dude, what'd you do?
- I have no idea.Copy !req
85. - You just had to push it,
didn't you, stan?Copy !req
86. You just had to make fun
of tom cruise again!Copy !req
87. - Did you call him
a fudge packer?Copy !req
88. - Aw, he was packing fudge!Copy !req
89. - Little boy, you don't
understand how serious this is.Copy !req
90. Tom cruise has put together
a class action lawsuitCopy !req
91. along with
200 other celebrities!Copy !req
92. - They're going
to sue the bejesusCopy !req
93. out of this entire
town, mm-kay?Copy !req
94. - It wasn't just me.Copy !req
95. Other kids called him
a fudge packer,Copy !req
96. even mr. Garrison.
- But you started it.Copy !req
97. Mr. Broflovski,
tell him what you told us.Copy !req
98. - Stan, a class action lawsuit
means the end of this town.Copy !req
99. We can't possibly go
up against their lawyers.Copy !req
100. - Damn it, marsh,
why couldn't you have justCopy !req
101. kept your stupid,
ugly kid in line?Copy !req
102. - Hey, don't start blaming me
for his looks!Copy !req
103. Mr. Cruise,
my son is so, so sorry,Copy !req
104. and he would do anything to
take back his hurtful comments.Copy !req
105. - That's nice.Copy !req
106. I'm still suing you all.
Nobody calls me a fudge packer.Copy !req
107. - Yes, it was
a terrible mistake.Copy !req
108. But maybe you could see how...
since you do take fudgeCopy !req
109. and pack it into a box...Copy !req
110. - what?Copy !req
111. - Well, i'm just saying that
you are employed currentlyCopy !req
112. as a person who packages...Copy !req
113. - i'm an actor!
I do not pack fudge.Copy !req
114. - Right.
My son just got confused,Copy !req
115. because you have
a little uniformCopy !req
116. and a hat that says
"fred's fudge and candies."Copy !req
117. And you are...
look, it doesn't matter.Copy !req
118. Just please withdraw
the class action lawsuit.Copy !req
119. Nobody in our town will ever
call you a fudge packer again.Copy !req
120. There is one thing
that your town could doCopy !req
121. to maybe make me
forget about this lawsuit.Copy !req
122. - Anything.
Anything you want, mr. Cruise.Copy !req
123. - It's just that
there's somebodyCopy !req
124. i've always wanted to meet,Copy !req
125. face-to-face.Copy !req
126. If you could get him to
show up in your town...Copy !req
127. - sure!
Who is it?Copy !req
128. We can get anybody
for you.Copy !req
129. - Muhammad,
the prophet of the muslim faith.Copy !req
130. - Oooh.
- That's tricky.Copy !req
131. - Well, then,
you can just get sued!Copy !req
132. - Mr. Cruise,
if there's anybody elseCopy !req
133. we could try and bring to town,
we could...Copy !req
134. - no! Just him!Copy !req
135. You get muhammad
to appear in south parkCopy !req
136. or your little town
is done.Copy !req
137. - Okay, people,
i know, i know.Copy !req
138. But he will get
the other celebritiesCopy !req
139. to withdraw their lawsuitCopy !req
140. if we just get muhammad
to appear in south park.Copy !req
141. - Are you nuts?Copy !req
142. If muhammad appears in
south park, we get bombed.Copy !req
143. - Yeah!
- That's right!Copy !req
144. - You tell 'em.Copy !req
145. - We don't know that.Copy !req
146. Maybe enough time has passedCopy !req
147. that now it's okay
to show muhammad.Copy !req
148. - Dude, i can't believe
we are dealing withCopy !req
149. this muhammad thing again.Copy !req
150. - But even if it were safe now
for muhammad to come,Copy !req
151. how would we ever find him?Copy !req
152. - Yeah,
showing an image of himCopy !req
153. is completely off-limits
and censored,Copy !req
154. so nobody has ever seen
what muhammad looks like.Copy !req
155. - I saw him once.Copy !req
156. - You did?Copy !req
157. - Yeah, a while ago my friends
joined david blaine's cult.Copy !req
158. I had to go to the super best
friends to rescue them.Copy !req
159. Muhammad was one of
the super best friends.Copy !req
160. - Oh, and what, and
he was just out in the openCopy !req
161. where everyone could see him,
and nobody got bombed?Copy !req
162. - No, dude,
it was totally fine.Copy !req
163. - Muhammad showed up and
there was no violence at all?Copy !req
164. - Well, a giant john wilkes
booth shot abraham lincoln...Copy !req
165. - all right, stan,
that's enough.Copy !req
166. Jesus, you can't learn
to shut up, can you?Copy !req
167. Now, look, i believe
we can find muhammad.Copy !req
168. I've done a lot of research,
and i've completed a sketchCopy !req
169. of what muhammad
could look like today.Copy !req
170. - No, don't!Copy !req
171. Is that okay to show?Copy !req
172. - I don't know.
I guess we'll see.Copy !req
173. - Tom, what is up
with this muhammad thing?Copy !req
174. It doesn't make sense.Copy !req
175. - Yeah, you said we were
just suing south park.Copy !req
176. - No, i said we were
going to use south parkCopy !req
177. to make sure we
never got ripped on again.Copy !req
178. Look, people, all of us
get ridiculed,Copy !req
179. but who is the one person
on this earthCopy !req
180. that is completely
free from slander?Copy !req
181. - You want muhammad
because he can't be ridiculed?Copy !req
182. - Muhammad has a powerCopy !req
183. that makes him impervious
to being made fun of.Copy !req
184. What if we could
harness that power?Copy !req
185. Jimmy buffett.Copy !req
186. How would you like it if nobody
could call your musicCopy !req
187. drunken
frat boy monkey garbage?Copy !req
188. - I'd love it.Copy !req
189. - By taking what muhammad has,Copy !req
190. we would all
be safe from ridicule.Copy !req
191. Like tim burton here.Copy !req
192. Imagine it, tim,
nobody could rip on youCopy !req
193. for all the rehashed movies
you've made lately.Copy !req
194. There'd never be
a tv show that pointed outCopy !req
195. you haven't had an original
thought since beetlejuiceCopy !req
196. and you put johnny deppCopy !req
197. and the same crappy music
in every film,Copy !req
198. and if you're
that in love with johnny deppCopy !req
199. you should just
have sex with him already.Copy !req
200. A tv show
could never say that!Copy !req
201. - Gee, that'd be swell.Copy !req
202. - Well, it can be a reality.Copy !req
203. Once we have muhammad,
we can take his power from him.Copy !req
204. - Excuse me.Copy !req
205. This is the home
of tom cruise, right?Copy !req
206. - Hey, it's one of
the kids from south parkCopy !req
207. that slandered me.Copy !req
208. - I didn't come
for myself.Copy !req
209. I'm just an escort
for another celebrityCopy !req
210. who wants to get in
on your lawsuit.Copy !req
211. - Who?Copy !req
212. - Allo!Copy !req
213. - Jennifer lopez!Copy !req
214. - Hey jen!
- Oh, wow!Copy !req
215. - Yes,
i am Jennifer lopez,Copy !req
216. and i like
tacos and burritos!Copy !req
217. - In the great hall
of the super best friends,Copy !req
218. there are assembledCopy !req
219. the leaders of the world's
biggest religions.Copy !req
220. Jesus!Copy !req
221. Buddha!Copy !req
222. Krishna!Copy !req
223. Muhammad!Copy !req
224. Lao tzu and Joseph smith!Copy !req
225. And the mighty semen!Copy !req
226. - It's not semen.
It's sea man!Copy !req
227. Their mission...Copy !req
228. to right
that which is wrongCopy !req
229. and to serve all mankind.Copy !req
230. - Jesus, all we are
asking to doCopy !req
231. is bring muhammad to our
town for like an hour.Copy !req
232. - My son, much has changed
since you were last here.Copy !req
233. Muhammad cannot
make public appearances.Copy !req
234. - We simply cannot risk any
violence from the muslim people.Copy !req
235. - Aw, not you guys too!Copy !req
236. Jesus fucking christ!Copy !req
237. - Later at the hall
of the super best friends.Copy !req
238. - Okay, will you let
muhammad come to south parkCopy !req
239. if we dress him up
like a pirate?Copy !req
240. - No, muslims
would still be angryCopy !req
241. if you showed his face.Copy !req
242. - Okay.Copy !req
243. What if we cover his face
with a paper bag?Copy !req
244. - No, because you'd
still be showing himCopy !req
245. walking around.Copy !req
246. That could be the trouble.Copy !req
247. - Okay.
A suit of armor.Copy !req
248. We just have muhammad
in a suit of armorCopy !req
249. so you can't see anything.Copy !req
250. - But it's still muhammadCopy !req
251. walking around
in human form.Copy !req
252. - Aw, come on!
This is ridiculous!Copy !req
253. - Boys,
you need to understandCopy !req
254. that people get very offended
when muhammad is mockedCopy !req
255. because he is
a religious figure.Copy !req
256. - Buddha, don't do coke
in front of kids!Copy !req
257. - A u-haul.Copy !req
258. What if we bring muhammad
to south parkCopy !req
259. in the back of a u-haul,Copy !req
260. and he just stays
in there out of sight?Copy !req
261. - But he's talking
from the u-haul?Copy !req
262. - Well, yeah,
he's gotta talkCopy !req
263. or nobody
knows he's in there!Copy !req
264. - Hearing his voice,
i dunno.Copy !req
265. What do you think, moses?Copy !req
266. - Um...Copy !req
267. would there be windows
on the u-haul?Copy !req
268. - There doesn't have to be.Copy !req
269. - Um... i guess.
I guess that would be okay.Copy !req
270. - Here it is, friends.Copy !req
271. Once we have muhammad,Copy !req
272. this machine
will give us his powerCopy !req
273. to not be made fun of.Copy !req
274. - Tom, tom,
you're talking crazy, mate.Copy !req
275. Only muhammad
has that ability.Copy !req
276. How could we
ever get it from him?Copy !req
277. - We take his goo.Copy !req
278. It's as simple as that,
people.Copy !req
279. - Rob reiner has been
telling me about the gooCopy !req
280. which is inside
every person on earth.Copy !req
281. - Any goo can be harvested
from a person's bodyCopy !req
282. and easily
placed into another.Copy !req
283. - Wait, you meanCopy !req
284. we aren't gonna sue
and get a bunch of money?Copy !req
285. - No, jen,
we've all got enough money.Copy !req
286. - Yes, who needs more money?
We need to get muhammad's goo!Copy !req
287. Yes, yes, arriba, arriba!Copy !req
288. - Uh, excuse us for a second.Copy !req
289. All right,
just what the hellCopy !req
290. do you think you're doing?Copy !req
291. - What am i doing?
Just having some fun, cholo.Copy !req
292. - Cut the crap.Copy !req
293. I thought we were here
for lawsuit money.Copy !req
294. - Just keep your mouth shut
and do what i tell you.Copy !req
295. - If we're staying here,Copy !req
296. then i want to know
what's going on.Copy !req
297. Don't forget,
i know who you really are.Copy !req
298. Mitch conner.Copy !req
299. - If you know
what's good for you,Copy !req
300. you'll keep
your mouth shut, kid.Copy !req
301. - You're a no-good swindler
and a two-bit thief.Copy !req
302. We were here for money,
not goo.Copy !req
303. - Think about it.Copy !req
304. Muhammad is
the only person in the worldCopy !req
305. that can't get ripped on.Copy !req
306. Those celebrities
want his goo.Copy !req
307. - Yeah, so what?Copy !req
308. - You know what that goo
is worth on the open market?Copy !req
309. Hell, i got
people in hong kongCopy !req
310. would give me 50 mil
for that goo.Copy !req
311. - So we let them
take it from muhammad,Copy !req
312. then we steal it
for ourselves.Copy !req
313. - You catch on quick, kid.Copy !req
314. - Mrs. Lopez?Copy !req
315. - Someone's coming.
Get my wig back on.Copy !req
316. - Hey, i was just
seeing if you needed some...Copy !req
317. oh god, you found
my fudge packing uniform.Copy !req
318. - Oh, your secret
is safe with me, tommy.Copy !req
319. - Boys, we are so sorry
for doubting you.Copy !req
320. You really did
bring us muhammad.Copy !req
321. - Thank you so much
for coming, muhammad.Copy !req
322. - Welcome.Copy !req
323. - Ooh, is that okay?
- I don't know.Copy !req
324. - All right, now we just need to
figure out how to get muhammadCopy !req
325. from the back of the truck
into tom cruise's limo.Copy !req
326. - What?Copy !req
327. No, dad, we promised muhammad
would stay in the truck.Copy !req
328. - Cruise's lawyers
were very specific, boys.Copy !req
329. He's sending a limo for muhammad
to meet him outside of town.Copy !req
330. - But muhammad
can't be seen, dad.Copy !req
331. - All right.
We'll put a sheet over him.Copy !req
332. - No, you can't even
show his feet.Copy !req
333. - How about
a halloween costumeCopy !req
334. with one of
those plastic masks?Copy !req
335. - No, you could
still see his eyes.Copy !req
336. - Okay. How about, like,
a big mascot outfit?Copy !req
337. One that covered him
completely head to toe,Copy !req
338. not even showing his eyes.Copy !req
339. - Muhammad,
would that be okay?Copy !req
340. - Okay.Copy !req
341. - Tom, rob!Copy !req
342. We've just received word
from the lawyers.Copy !req
343. South park is saying
they have muhammad for us.Copy !req
344. - Rob, will
the machine be ready?Copy !req
345. - Oh, it'll be ready.Copy !req
346. - More tacos.
I want more tacos.Copy !req
347. - No!
No more tacos, miss lopez!Copy !req
348. - More tacos.
- You just had seven tacos.Copy !req
349. - I want more tacos.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
350. Why are you doing this?Copy !req
351. - I am Jennifer lopez.
I need tacos to live.Copy !req
352. - You know goddamn wellCopy !req
353. you're not
really Jennifer lopez.Copy !req
354. Now, stop pissing me off.Copy !req
355. - Miss lopez,
i can go.Copy !req
356. What do you want,
like three tacos?Copy !req
357. - Oh, thank you,
'harlie sheen.Copy !req
358. And maybe an enchirito too?Copy !req
359. - Aw, Jesus, they don't
even make enchiritos anymore.Copy !req
360. - Yes, they do.Copy !req
361. - No, i tried
getting one last week.Copy !req
362. - Not all tacos bells
have enchiritos,Copy !req
363. but some still carry them.Copy !req
364. - God, will somebody
shut her up?Copy !req
365. - All right,
the limo's here.Copy !req
366. Muhammad, thanks again
for doing this.Copy !req
367. - You've done this town
a huge favor, muhammad.Copy !req
368. - Hold on a second!
Stop!Copy !req
369. There are some
extremists threateningCopy !req
370. that if we give muhammad
to the celebrities,Copy !req
371. they're gonna bomb us!
- What?Copy !req
372. - Oh, it's
just a stupid threat.Copy !req
373. Come on, we don't wanna
piss off tom cruise again.Copy !req
374. - All right,
we got him, tom!Copy !req
375. - Muhammad.
Are you okay?Copy !req
376. - What the hell was that?Copy !req
377. - Obviously the terrorists
are for real.Copy !req
378. What does that paper say?Copy !req
379. "We have placed bombs
all over your city.Copy !req
380. "You will
give muhammad to us.Copy !req
381. "Celebrities want muhammadCopy !req
382. "for his power
not to be ridiculed.Copy !req
383. We want that power.
Hazaa."Copy !req
384. - They want his power?Copy !req
385. - What kind of
extremists are these?Copy !req
386. - You won't believe it.Copy !req
387. - Our time is near!Copy !req
388. Soon gingers will never
be made fun of again!Copy !req
389. Hazaaaaaa!Copy !req
390. - Where the hell
do you think you're going?Copy !req
391. - I'm through with your
stupid plans, conner.Copy !req
392. I've got better things
to do with my time.Copy !req
393. - You're gonna walk away
from 50 mil?Copy !req
394. - Let me by.Copy !req
395. - You walk away now,Copy !req
396. and you'll regret it
the rest of your life.Copy !req
397. - Screw this, conner.
Find yourself another partner.Copy !req
398. - Then i guess i won't
tell you about your father.Copy !req
399. - My father?Copy !req
400. - Thought that might
get your attention.Copy !req
401. You know nothing
about your dad, right?Copy !req
402. - I know enough.
My mother is a hermaphrodite.Copy !req
403. So she is actually my father.Copy !req
404. - You really still
believe that garbage?Copy !req
405. The people in your town
sold you that line.Copy !req
406. Come on, you've had to
have doubted it all along.Copy !req
407. - How would you know anything
about who my family is?Copy !req
408. I know all about
the swindles and schemesCopy !req
409. in this dead end town.Copy !req
410. You got lied to, kid,Copy !req
411. by the people
who were closest to you.Copy !req
412. I can prove it, too.Copy !req
413. But i'm gonna want
something in return.Copy !req
414. - If you're making this upCopy !req
415. to keep me around, conner,
then you better...Copy !req
416. - you just take me
where i tell you.Copy !req
417. And when you learn the truth,
you'll learn to trust me.Copy !req
418. And nobody else.Copy !req
419. - Okay, people, try to
evacuate in an orderly fashion.Copy !req
420. Jeez.Copy !req
421. - Mayor, we do not
have the resourcesCopy !req
422. to deal
with this situation.Copy !req
423. A full evacuation
is impossible.Copy !req
424. - Jesus christ,
what are we supposed to do?Copy !req
425. - We have to
give in to their demands.Copy !req
426. - I'm sorry, muhammad,
but we're going to haveCopy !req
427. to give you over
to the gingers.Copy !req
428. - We can't hand him
over to the gingers.Copy !req
429. - Yeah, we said
we'd take care of him.Copy !req
430. - But our homes and lives
are at stake.Copy !req
431. - We made a promise
to Jesus.Copy !req
432. - Stan, Jesus doesn't matter
when muhammad is involved.Copy !req
433. - That'll be tom cruise.Copy !req
434. - Hello?Copy !req
435. - Yeah,
so what's going on?Copy !req
436. - I'm afraid we can't
give muhammad to you.Copy !req
437. - What do ya mean,
you're not giving him to us?Copy !req
438. - There are these
ginger fundamentalistsCopy !req
439. saying if we don't
give muhammad to themCopy !req
440. they're gonna bomb us.Copy !req
441. - Gingers?Copy !req
442. - Gingers.
Aw, hell no.Copy !req
443. - Please understandCopy !req
444. that we have
no choice here, mr. Cruise.Copy !req
445. - You're gonna give muhammad
to gingers instead of usCopy !req
446. just because they are
threatening you with violence?Copy !req
447. - Well, yeah.Copy !req
448. - Oh, we can play
that game too.Copy !req
449. You wanna see violence?
You got it.Copy !req
450. Goddamn stupid assholes.
They wanna play rough?Copy !req
451. Okay. Spielberg, go and get
some automatic rifles.Copy !req
452. We'll go in thereCopy !req
453. and we're gonna
take muhammad by force,Copy !req
454. and we're gonna show 'em...
- tom. Tom.Copy !req
455. We can't be
seen getting violent.Copy !req
456. - Yeah, that would
kill all our careers.Copy !req
457. - But the only way
we're gonna get muhammad nowCopy !req
458. is by getting
just as violentCopy !req
459. with south park
as the gingers.Copy !req
460. - Fine.
Then let's have her do it.Copy !req
461. - Her who?
- You know, her.Copy !req
462. - Oh, right, her.Copy !req
463. - There she is, tom...Copy !req
464. barbra streisand.Copy !req
465. - My god, she's even more
terrifying than i remembered.Copy !req
466. - Tom, barbra streisand hasn't
been active for a long time.Copy !req
467. Are we sure we wanna do this?Copy !req
468. - Mrs. Streisand
was blown apartCopy !req
469. in the town of south park.Copy !req
470. She's probably more angry
at that town than any of us.Copy !req
471. - Power her up.
Release the kiken.Copy !req
472. - Bar-boora.Copy !req
473. Barrr-boora.Copy !req
474. Ichiban kirai na hito.Copy !req
475. Bar-boora, bar-boora.Copy !req
476. Hana ga ookii.Copy !req
477. - Hey, barbra.Copy !req
478. It's me, rob reiner.Copy !req
479. - [long inhale,
rumbling exhale]Copy !req
480. - Listen, babs.Copy !req
481. We're taking on
the town of south park,Copy !req
482. and we really
need your help.Copy !req
483. - We figured you're pissed off
at south park too,Copy !req
484. right, mrs. Streisand?Copy !req
485. - Oh, she's pissed,
all right.Copy !req
486. - Eric?
What are you doing here?Copy !req
487. - Did you all lie to me?Copy !req
488. All of you,
in that room?Copy !req
489. When you told me
my mother was my father.Copy !req
490. - What?
No, eric.Copy !req
491. Are you still worried about
that ol' issue, i mean...Copy !req
492. - i don't trust you.
I want to talk to mr. Hat.Copy !req
493. - Eric, i haven't used
mr. Hat in a long time, and...Copy !req
494. - i said get mr. Hat.Copy !req
495. Put it on.Copy !req
496. Do the voice.Copy !req
497. - Hello, kids.
It's me, mr. Hat.Copy !req
498. - Good to see you, hat.
Hell of a night, isn't it?Copy !req
499. - L...
i don't believe i know you.Copy !req
500. - The name's mitch conner.Copy !req
501. Flew the same division
as you back in saigon.Copy !req
502. - Eric, this is silly.Copy !req
503. Why don't we just stop...
- keep your hand up.Copy !req
504. - All right, gingers.
We have muhammad for you.Copy !req
505. Now, hand over
the detonators.Copy !req
506. - Nuh-uh.Copy !req
507. First you gotta prove
that's still muhammad in there.Copy !req
508. Have him step
out of the bear costume.Copy !req
509. Ooh.Copy !req
510. - Dude,
we can't do that.Copy !req
511. - Show us it's muhammad,
or south park is finished.Copy !req
512. - Damn it, mitch.Copy !req
513. You're asking questions
that shouldn't be answered.Copy !req
514. - So you admit it.
There was a cover-up.Copy !req
515. - No, mr. Hat,
don't say any more.Copy !req
516. - Yeah.
Tell him what you know.Copy !req
517. - All right, eric.Copy !req
518. Your father was in the room
the day of your dna test.Copy !req
519. But the results
were tampered with.Copy !req
520. - By who?Copy !req
521. God damn it, garrison.
Who is my father?Copy !req