1. - I'VE GOT
MORE FRIENDS THAN KYLE!Copy !req
2. I'VE GOT
MORE FRIENDS THAN KYLE!Copy !req
3. - HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE
MORE FRIENDS THAN ME?Copy !req
4. - 'CAUSE PEOPLE THINK
I'M COOL, DUDE.Copy !req
5. - HOW MANY FRIENDS
DO YOU HAVE, KENNY?Copy !req
6. - 63.
- WHAT?Copy !req
7. HOW THE HELL DO I ONLY HAVE
37 FRIENDS?Copy !req
8. - AW, ARE YOU GUYS DOING THAT
STUPID FACEBOOK STUFF AGAIN?Copy !req
9. - STUPID FACEBOOK STUFF!Copy !req
10. - WHY ARE YOU GUYS IN HERE
WASTING YOUR TIME?Copy !req
11. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE OUT
PLAYING VIDEO GAMES!Copy !req
12. - STAN, YOU DON'T GET HOW COOL
FACEBOOK HAS BECOME.Copy !req
13. YOU CAN MESSAGE YOUR FRIENDS,Copy !req
14. PLAY YAHTZEE
WITH YOUR FRIENDS,Copy !req
15. EVEN START
YOUR OWN VIRTUAL FARMCopy !req
16. AND HAVE YOUR FRIENDS
VISIT IT!Copy !req
17. - DUDE, WHO THE HELL
WANTS TO PLAY YAHTZEE?Copy !req
18. - STAN, WE KNOW
IT'S HARD TO GET STARTED,Copy !req
19. BUT WE HAVE A LITTLE SURPRISE
FOR YOU.Copy !req
20. - YEAH, DUDE, WE MADE YOU
YOUR OWN FACEBOOK PAGE!Copy !req
21. - SURPRISE!Copy !req
22. - NO! I TOLD YOU GUYS
I DON'T WANNA BE ON FACEBOOK!Copy !req
23. - YEAH, BUT NOW YOU CAN BE
FRIENDS WITH ALL OF US!Copy !req
24. - YEAH!Copy !req
25. - I'M NOT COLLECTING FRIENDS
AND I'M NOT BUILDING ANY FARMS.Copy !req
26. I DON'T WANT TO GET
SUCKED INTO THIS!Copy !req
27. - ALL RIGHT, FINE, DUDE,Copy !req
28. YOU DON'T HAVE TO
ADD ANY FRIENDS.Copy !req
29. YOU CAN JUST BE
LIKE KIP DRORDY.Copy !req
30. - WHO?
- KIP DRORDY, THE THIRD GRADER.Copy !req
31. HE'S GOT NO FACEBOOK FRIENDS.Copy !req
32. AND HE'S HAD A PROFILE
FOR MORE THAN SIX MONTHS!Copy !req
33. - AW, GEE THAT'S SO SAD.Copy !req
34. EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
FACEBOOK FRIEND.Copy !req
35. - YOU GUYS ARE RETARDED.
I'M PLAYING XBOX.Copy !req
36. - THERE'S REALLY
PEOPLE OUT THERECopy !req
37. WITHOUT A FACEBOOK FRIEND
IN THE WORLD?Copy !req
38. THAT'S SO WRONG.Copy !req
39. AHHHHHHHH!Copy !req
40. HAHAHAA!Copy !req
41. AHHAHAHAHAH!Copy !req
42. YEAH!Copy !req
43. MOM! DAD!
I MADE A FRIEND TODAY!Copy !req
44. - KIP!
REALLY?Copy !req
45. - YOU DID?
- YEAH!Copy !req
46. - OH, SON, THAT'S WONDERFUL!
- WHAT'S HIS NAME?Copy !req
47. - KYLE BROFLOVSKI!Copy !req
48. HE'S A STUDENTCopy !req
49. AND HIS INTERESTS INCLUDE
VIDEO GAMES AND READING!Copy !req
50. - OH, IS HE A NICE BOY?Copy !req
51. - OH, HE'S THE BEST, MOM!Copy !req
52. HE HAS A GREEN HAT,
AND HE WANTS THE WORLDCopy !req
53. TO STOP TALKING ABOUT NINJAS!Copy !req
54. OOH, I NEED TO TELL HIMCopy !req
55. WHAT I'M CURRENTLY
THINKING ABOUT!Copy !req
56. WHAT AM I
CURRENTLY THINKING ABOUT?Copy !req
57. - HEY, STAN, I WAS
ON MY COMPUTER AT WORKCopy !req
58. AND SAW THAT YOU HAVE
A FACEBOOK PAGE NOW.Copy !req
59. - YEAH, DAD,
I WAS KIND OF FORCED TO.Copy !req
60. - WELL, SO, ARE YOU GONNA
ADD ME AS A FRIEND?Copy !req
61. - NO, DAD.Copy !req
62. I REALLY DON'T WANT TO
GET MORE INTO IT.Copy !req
63. - OH, OKAY.Copy !req
64. SO I'M—I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND,
THEN?Copy !req
65. - DAD, YOU ARE MY FRIEND.Copy !req
66. - BUT YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO
ADD ME AS A FRIEND.Copy !req
67. - DAD, IT'S JUST
A STUPID CLICK OF A BUTTONCopy !req
68. THAT TAKES TWO SECONDS.Copy !req
69. - RIGHT, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE
THE TWO SECONDS OR—Copy !req
70. - I JUST WANT TO DO
MY HOMEWORK.Copy !req
71. - ALL RIGHT, FINE.Copy !req
72. - JUST TO BE CLEAR,
YOU AND I ARE NOT FRIENDS?Copy !req
73. - ALL RIGHT, DAD!
I'LL ADD YOU!Copy !req
74. - OH, COOL! OKAY.Copy !req
75. - MOM, DAD!
MY BEST FRIEND, KYLE,Copy !req
76. HE WENT TO THE DENTIST YESTERDAY
AND GOT TWO FILLINGS!Copy !req
77. AND TODAY HE'S WONDERING
IF HURT LOCKERCopy !req
78. REALLY DESERVED THE OSCAR!Copy !req
79. - THAT'S GREAT, KIP!
- YEAH!Copy !req
80. - THEY SURE ARE GETTING
TO KNOW EACH OTHER.Copy !req
81. - IT'S AMAZING.Copy !req
82. YOU KNOW KIP SPENT THE MORNING
AT THE BOY'S FARM?Copy !req
83. - HIS FRIEND LIVES ON A FARM?Copy !req
84. - THINK I'LL ADD
SOME MORE PIGS.Copy !req
85. OOH, MAYBE I SHOULD PUT IN
ANOTHER FIELD OF CORN THERE.Copy !req
86. THERE WE GO!
NICE.Copy !req
87. 29?
NO, I HAVE 30 FRIENDS—Copy !req
88. HEY, WHAT THE HELL IS—Copy !req
89. OH, NO!
OH, SHIT!Copy !req
90. - AM I A JOKE TO YOU?Copy !req
91. - WHAT?Copy !req
92. - I JUST WANNA KNOW
IS THAT ALL I AM?Copy !req
93. A BIG JOKE?Copy !req
94. - UM, NO?Copy !req
95. - YOU DO HAVE
A FACEBOOK PAGE, STAN!Copy !req
96. - AW, GOD DAMN IT. NO, I JUST
GOT THAT BECAUSE KYLE—Copy !req
97. - I SAW YOUR PAGE, STAN.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS?Copy !req
98. SINGLE?
- RELATIONSHIP STATUS?Copy !req
99. I DIDN'T EVEN
PAY ANY ATTENTION TO—Copy !req
100. - YOU LIKE BEING SINGLE, STAN?Copy !req
101. SO THAT YOU CAN USE FACEBOOK
TO FIND OTHER GIRLS?Copy !req
102. ACCORDING TO YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE,
WE AREN'T FRIENDS.Copy !req
103. - ALL RIGHT. I'LL ADD YOU
AS A FRIEND—I'M SORRY!Copy !req
104. - AND YOU BETTER CHANGE
YOUR RELATIONSHIP STATUSCopy !req
105. TO IN A RELATIONSHIP!
- HOW?Copy !req
106. - BY EDITING YOUR PROFILE
UNDER BASIC INFORMATION!Copy !req
107. - OKAY! I'M SORRY!Copy !req
108. EDIT PROFILE.Copy !req
109. BASIC SETTINGS.Copy !req
110. JESUS CHRIST.Copy !req
111. - STAN, WHY WON'T YOU
BE FRIENDS WITH GRANDMA?Copy !req
112. - AW, DAD, I JUST REALLYCopy !req
113. DON'T WANT TO PAY ATTENTION
TO THIS THING—Copy !req
114. - GRANDMA IS IN THE HOSPITAL,Copy !req
115. AND YOU WON'T EVEN
BE FRIENDS WITH HER!Copy !req
116. - ALL RIGHT, DAD, I'LL ADD
GRANDMA AS A FRIEND.Copy !req
117. - THAT'S BETTER.Copy !req
118. OH, AND I SENT YOU
A FUNNY PICTURE,Copy !req
119. AND YOU DIDN'T RESPOND TO IT.Copy !req
120. - DUDE, FUCK FACEBOOK,
SERIOUSLY.Copy !req
121. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
PODCAST?Copy !req
122. - WELCOME TO CARTMAN'S
INCREDIBLE PODCAST!Copy !req
123. HELLO FELLOW FACEBOOKERS.Copy !req
124. GET YOU MORE FRIENDS!Copy !req
125. LOOKING AROUND FACEBOOK TODAY,Copy !req
126. WE SEE THAT SINCE ADDING
LOSER KIP DRORDY AS A FRIEND,Copy !req
127. KYLE BROFLOVSKI'S STOCK
IS PLUMMETING.Copy !req
128. HE HAD 55 FRIENDS
JUST TWO DAYS AGO.Copy !req
129. HE'S DOWN TO JUST 11
THIS MORNING.Copy !req
130. RUN TO YOUR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT
AND DELETE KYLECopy !req
131. FROM YOUR FRIENDS LIST
BECAUSE HE IS POISON,Copy !req
132. AND I DON'T SEE HIM MAKING
A COMEBACK ANY TIME SOON!Copy !req
133. YOU'RE GOING TO
WANT TO DUMP KYLE,Copy !req
134. AND IF AT ALL POSSIBLE,
ADD CLYDE DONOVAN.Copy !req
135. WHY? BIRTHDAY!Copy !req
136. THAT'S RIGHT, CLYDE HAS
A BIRTHDAY COMING UP,Copy !req
137. AND HIS MOM IS TAKING EVERYONE
TO CASA BONITA.Copy !req
138. IF YOU DON'T HAVE CLYDE
AS A FRIEND,Copy !req
139. YOU'RE GOING TO
WANT TO ADD HIMCopy !req
140. BECAUSE CLYDE'S NUMBERS
ARE ABOUT TO GO WAY UP.Copy !req
141. AND NOW WORD ON THE STREET!Copy !req
142. WORD ON THE STREET!Copy !req
143. THE RUMORS ARE NOW BECOMING
MORE THAN THAT.Copy !req
144. JIMMY AND BEBE HAVE AGREED TO
SHARE THEIR FRIENDS!Copy !req
145. THAT'S RIGHT, IT LOOKS LIKE
WE ARE ABOUT TO HAVE A MERGER!Copy !req
146. MERGER!Copy !req
147. - SO IF YOU'RE A FRIEND
OF JIMMY'S,Copy !req
148. YOU'RE ABOUT TO LUCK INTO
ABOUT 90 CHICK FRIENDS.Copy !req
149. AND AS WE ALL KNOW,
CHICK FRIENDS ARE WORTHCopy !req
150. ALMOST TRIPLE
WHAT DUDE FRIENDS ARE.Copy !req
151. THAT'S ALL THE TIME
I HAVE FOR TODAY.Copy !req
152. REMEMBER, UPDATE THAT PROFILE
AND STEER CLEAR OF KYLE!Copy !req
153. CAN I COME IN?Copy !req
154. - SURE, DUDE.Copy !req
155. - DUDE, WHAT'S THE MATTER?Copy !req
156. - I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.Copy !req
157. - WHAT?Copy !req
158. - I MEAN, I DO, BUT—Copy !req
159. EVER SINCE I BECAME FRIENDS
WITH THAT KIP DRORDY KID,Copy !req
160. A BUNCH OF MY OTHER FRIENDS
HAVE STARTED IGNORING ME.Copy !req
161. IT WOULD BE FINE EXCEPT FOR
MY FARM IS STARTING TO SHRINK.Copy !req
162. I KNOW THAT I SHOULD JUST
DUMP KIP AS A FRIEND,Copy !req
163. BUT THAT'S SUCH
A TERRIBLE THING TO DO, AND—Copy !req
164. I'M SORRY.
I'M JUST SO CONFUSED.Copy !req
165. I REALLY NEED A FRIEND
RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
166. - OKAY, DUDE,
I'M HERE FOR YOU.Copy !req
167. - OKAY, SO THEN
GET ON FACEBOOKCopy !req
168. AND FERTILIZE MY CROPS.Copy !req
169. - NO.Copy !req
170. - PLEASE!Copy !req
171. MY FARM HASN'T EXPANDED
IN THREE DAYS!Copy !req
172. - DUDE, I'VE ALREADY HAD TO
BECOME FRIENDSCopy !req
173. WITH ALL OF WENDY'S FRIENDS
AND MY GRANDMA'S FRIENDS!Copy !req
174. I DO NOT WANNA START DOING
ALL THE FARMING STUFF, TOO!Copy !req
175. I'M NOT GETTING
SUCKED INTO THAT!Copy !req
176. - YOU DON'T GET
SUCKED INTO IT!Copy !req
177. YOU DON'T GET SUCKED IN
AT ALL!Copy !req
178. PLEASE!Copy !req
179. - FUCK!Copy !req
180. OKAY.
IT SAYS I'M AT YOUR FARM.Copy !req
181. - OKAY. SO NOW JUST CLICK
ON THE LITTLE SOIL BUTTONCopy !req
182. AND THEN MAYBE PUT A SIGN UP
TO COMMENT ON MY FARM.Copy !req
183. OKAY. NOW I CAN
READ THE SIGN YOU PUT UP.Copy !req
184. - OKAY. IT SAYS YOU AND I
ARE NOW VERY GOOD FRIENDS.Copy !req
185. - YEAH, WE'RE
VERY GOOD FRIENDS!Copy !req
186. WE'RE VERY GOOD FRIENDS,
STAN!Copy !req
187. - SO, KIP, YOU SPEND MORE TIME
WITH YOUR BUDDY KYLE TODAY?Copy !req
188. - OH, YEAH, DAD!Copy !req
189. WE'VE BEEN HAVING
THE BEST TIME!Copy !req
190. I SHOWED HIM
ALL THE PICTURES OF MECopy !req
191. IN THAT SILLY HALLOWEEN COSTUME
LAST YEAR!Copy !req
192. - OH? WHAT'D HE SAY
ABOUT THOSE?Copy !req
193. - HE LAUGHED OUT LOUD!Copy !req
194. AND THEN HE WAS ROLLING
ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING!Copy !req
195. - SOUNDS LIKE YOU BOYS
HAD A BALL!Copy !req
196. - MOM, DAD, I'M ALL DONE.
CAN I GO HANG OUT WITH KYLECopy !req
197. AND TELL HIM ALL ABOUT
WHAT I HAD FOR DINNER?Copy !req
198. - WELL, IT'S A LITTLE LATE,
BUT IT IS FRIDAY.Copy !req
199. - I THINK
THE MORE TIME YOU SPENDCopy !req
200. WITH YOUR LITTLE FRIEND
THE BETTER.Copy !req
201. - WOW, THANKS!
- HAVE FUN AND BE SAFE!Copy !req
202. - ATE PORK CHOP FOR DINNER.Copy !req
203. HAD NICE APPLESAUCE TOO!Copy !req
204. HA, HA! YEAH!Copy !req
205. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!Copy !req
206. - "I THINK YOU LOOK CUTE
IN YOUR BUNNY COSTUME."Copy !req
207. - WHAT?Copy !req
208. - "I THINK YOU LOOK CUTE
IN YOUR BUNNY COSTUME?"Copy !req
209. WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?Copy !req
210. - I HAVE NO IDEA!Copy !req
211. - THAT'S WHAT SUSAN92 WROTE
ON YOUR FACEBOOK WALL!Copy !req
212. YOU GIVE GIRLS PICTURES OF YOU
IN BUNNY OUTFITS?Copy !req
213. FUCK YOU!Copy !req
214. - SUSAN92 IS A FRIEND
OF MY GRANDMA'SCopy !req
215. AND SHE'S 92 YEARS OLD!Copy !req
216. - OH, HEY, STAN!Copy !req
217. I'M YOUR FRIEND BRIAN
THROUGH YOUR UNCLE JIMBO?Copy !req
218. HEY, I COMMENTED
ON YOUR STATUS,Copy !req
219. BUT I HAVEN'T HEARD BACK
FROM YOU.Copy !req
220. COULD YOU GIVE ME A POKE
SOMETIME SOON?Copy !req
221. - FINE.Copy !req
222. - HEY, KID!Copy !req
223. HOW COME YOU IGNORED
MY FRIEND REQUEST?Copy !req
224. - I DON'T KNOW YOU!Copy !req
225. - YEAH, WELL, I'M JUST A GUY
THAT GETS IGNORED, I GUESS!Copy !req
226. - STAN, GRANDMA
SAID SHE POKED YOUCopy !req
227. AND YOU HAVEN'T
SENT A POKE BACK.Copy !req
228. - DAD, I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO
DO THIS.Copy !req
229. - STAN, POKE YOUR GRANDMA!Copy !req
230. - NO. NO!Copy !req
231. SCREW THIS!
YOU KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
232. EDIT PROFILE.
UPDATE PROFILE.Copy !req
233. THERE!
DELETE PROFILE.Copy !req
234. "YOU HAVE REQUESTED TO DELETE
FOR FACEBOOK PROFILE.Copy !req
235. "IF THIS IS AN ERROR,
HIT CANCEL.Copy !req
236. "PROCEED.
DELETE YOUR PROFILE.Copy !req
237. "ARE YOU SURE?
YES/NO?Copy !req
238. YES.Copy !req
239. "ARE YOU TOTALLY SURE?"Copy !req
240. YES!Copy !req
241. - CAN'T LET ME DO THAT?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
242. - I'M GONNA HAVE TO PUT YOU
ON THE GAME GRID.Copy !req
243. - DELETE PROFILE.
"ARE YOU TOTALLY SURE?Copy !req
244. YES/NO"--
YES. GOD DAMN IT, YES!Copy !req
245. DELETE!
DELETE! DELETE!Copy !req
246. HEY, DAD?Copy !req
247. DAD?Copy !req
248. OH, DUDE,
WHAT THE FUCK?Copy !req
249. - ALL RIGHT,
GET MOVING, PROFILE.Copy !req
250. - PROFILE?
I'M NOT A PROFILE!Copy !req
251. - IGNORE.
- AAH!Copy !req
252. - TOM DAVIS SAYS HELLO
TO LINDA GREEN'S PROFILE!Copy !req
253. - LINDA GREEN LIKES HOW TOM
DAVIS HAS CHANGED HIS STATUS.Copy !req
254. - EXCUSE ME. MY NAME IS—
- IGNORE.Copy !req
255. - HEY, COULD YOU
TELL ME HOW I—Copy !req
256. - IGNORE.
- AW, GOD DAMN IT.Copy !req
257. I GOT SUCKED INTO FACEBOOK!Copy !req
258. - I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.Copy !req
259. I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GET
MY FRIEND NUMBERS TO GO UP.Copy !req
260. I'M DESPERATE.Copy !req
261. THAT'S WHY I CAME TO YOU.Copy !req
262. - YOU'RE VERY SMART, KYLE.Copy !req
263. BUT THE TRUTH IS,Copy !req
264. AS LONG AS YOU HAVE
THAT KIP DRORDY LOSERCopy !req
265. AS A FACEBOOK FRIEND,Copy !req
266. PEOPLE VIEW YOUR FRIENDSHIP
AS A LIABILITY.Copy !req
267. YOU GOTTA DUMP HIM.Copy !req
268. - I CAN'T DO THAT.
I'D JUST FEEL TOO BAD.Copy !req
269. - WELL, KYLE,
THEN WHAT YOU HAVE TO DOCopy !req
270. IS GO OUTSIDE
THE NORMAL CIRCLESCopy !req
271. AND TRY TO MAKE FRIENDS
WITH PEOPLECopy !req
272. WHO'VE NEVER HEARD OF KIP.Copy !req
273. - I'VE BEEN TRYING!Copy !req
274. BUT I JUST DON'T KNOWCopy !req
275. HOW TO MAKE TOTALLY NEW FRIENDS
ON THE INTERNET.Copy !req
276. - IT'S NOT AS HARD
AS IT SOUNDS, KYLE.Copy !req
277. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD
OF CHAT ROULETTE?Copy !req
278. - NO. WHAT'S CHAT ROULETTE?Copy !req
279. - YUP. FINDING NEW FRIENDS IS
EASIER TODAY THAN EVER BEFORE.Copy !req
280. WE JUST SET OURSELVES UP
ON WEBCAM,Copy !req
281. AND THEN THE COMPUTER
WILL RANDOMLY PUT USCopy !req
282. WITH ONE
OF THE 50,000 PEOPLE ONLINECopy !req
283. ALSO DOING CHAT ROULETTE.Copy !req
284. - HEY, THAT'S KIND OF COOL.Copy !req
285. - UH-HUH. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
286. LET'S SEE WHO OUR FIRST
CHAT PARTNER IS.Copy !req
287. CONNECT.Copy !req
288. - AW, THAT'S SOME DUDE
JACKING OFF!Copy !req
289. - OH, YEAH,
YOU GET THOSE SOMETIMES.Copy !req
290. WE'LL JUST CLICK TO
THE NEXT PERSON.Copy !req
291. THERE WE GO.
HELLO?Copy !req
292. - THAT'S JUST
A GUY'S PENIS, TOO!Copy !req
293. - OKAY.
LET'S TRY THIS ONE.Copy !req
294. - DUDE, I DON'T WANT TO SEE
A BUNCH OF GUYS' PENISES!Copy !req
295. - HOLD ON, KYLE!Copy !req
296. THIS IS SERIOUSLY
AN AMAZING GATHERING PLACECopy !req
297. WHERE PEOPLE
FROM ALL OVER THE WORLDCopy !req
298. CAN SHARE THEIR THOUGHTS
AND IDEAS!Copy !req
299. OKAY. THAT'S A DUDE
JACKING OFF, BUT...Copy !req
300. OKAY, DUDE JACKING OFF.Copy !req
301. PENIS, PENIS...Copy !req
302. PENIS, PENIS, PENIS.Copy !req
303. AH, HERE'S A GUY.Copy !req
304. HEY, DUDE, HOW'S IT GOIN?Copy !req
305. - HEY.
- THIS IS MY FRIEND KYLE.Copy !req
306. HE'S LOOKING
FOR SOME NEW FRIENDS.Copy !req
307. - OH, YEAH?Copy !req
308. - OH, HE'S TAKING OUT
HIS PENIS.Copy !req
309. OKAY. NEXT GUY.
- DUDE, SCREW THIS.Copy !req
310. I DON'T WANT TO SEE
ANYMORE!Copy !req
311. - KYLE, THIS IS THE WAY
THE WORLD WORKS!Copy !req
312. IF YOU WANNA FIND
SOME QUALITY FRIENDS,Copy !req
313. YOU CAN WADE THROUGH
ALL THE DICKS FIRST!Copy !req
314. - EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
315. COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?Copy !req
316. - NO, YOU AREN'T MY FRIEND.Copy !req
317. WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE
MY FRIEND?Copy !req
318. - NO, I SERIOUSLY
DON'T WANT ANY MORE FRIENDS.Copy !req
319. - IGNORE.Copy !req
320. SO ANYWAY, I REALLY LIKE TAKING
LONG WALKS IN THE SUMMER,Copy !req
321. YOU KNOW, BECAUSE...Copy !req
322. - OKAY, OKAY.
I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND.Copy !req
323. - CONFIRM.Copy !req
324. OOH, TOM DAVIS IS THRILLED
TO HAVE BECOME POWERFULCopy !req
325. BY ADDING A NEW FRIEND!Copy !req
326. HERE ARE SOME PICTURES
OF MY DOG.Copy !req
327. AND HERE HE IS
IN SOME SILLY OUTFITS.Copy !req
328. CAN YOU COMMENT ON THESE?Copy !req
329. - UGH.Copy !req
330. - MOVE IT, PROFILE!Copy !req
331. - UH-OH.
- WHY "UH-OH"?Copy !req
332. - THEY'RE TAKING HIM
TO THE GAMING ARENA.Copy !req
333. - LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA BE
DOWN A FRIEND.Copy !req
334. - YOU ARE ABOUT
TO FACE EACH OTHER IN COMBAT!Copy !req
335. YOU WILL PLAY THE GAME
FOR THE AMUSEMENT OF THE USERS.Copy !req
336. LET THE GAME COMMENCE!Copy !req
337. - YAHTZEE?Copy !req
338. - ONE ROUND ONLY!
BEGIN!Copy !req
339. - UH, I'M GOING TO
COUNT FIVES, MY FIVE BOX.Copy !req
340. - CAN'T WE PLAY ON SPEEDER BIKES
OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
341. - PLAY, PROFILE!Copy !req
342. - YAHTZEE.Copy !req
343. AAH!Copy !req
344. - DUDE JACKING OFF,
DUDE JACKING OFF!Copy !req
345. THAT'S A DUDE JACKING OFF.Copy !req
346. - THAT'S IT, CARTMAN.
I'M OUT OF HERE!Copy !req
347. CHAT ROULETTE IS NO WAY FOR ME
TO FIND NEW FRIENDS!Copy !req
348. - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT, KYLE!Copy !req
349. HERE'S A NICE
LITTLE JEWISH KID!Copy !req
350. - HEY. HI THERE!
- HELLO.Copy !req
351. - HEY, NICE TO MEET YOU.
MY FRIEND KYLE IS A JEW, TOO!Copy !req
352. - OH. THAT'S COOL.
I WAS STARTING TO THINKCopy !req
353. THIS WAS NOTHING
BUT DUDES JACKING OFF.Copy !req
354. - HEY, SO DO YOU WANNA BE
FACEBOOK FRIENDS?Copy !req
355. - WELL, SURE, IF YOU'LL COME
AND VISIT MY FARM.Copy !req
356. - HECK, YEAH,
I'LL VISIT YOUR FARM.Copy !req
357. YOU SHOULD CHECK MINE OUT TOO!Copy !req
358. - HONEY, WHERE'S KIP?Copy !req
359. I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM ALL DAY.Copy !req
360. - NO, HE'S BEEN OUT SPENDING
THE WHOLE DAYCopy !req
361. WITH HIS BEST FRIEND KYLE.Copy !req
362. I THINK
THEY'RE AT THE MOVIES NOW.Copy !req
363. - AH! HA HA HAAA!Copy !req
364. AHGHHGHGH!Copy !req
365. WHOAAA!
HA HA AHAAAAA!Copy !req
366. - TROUBLEMAKER!Copy !req
367. YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE
THE GAME OF YAHTZEE!Copy !req
368. YOU HAVE MADE THINGS
COMPLICATED!Copy !req
369. - I'VE MADE THEM COMPLICATED?
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE HERE!Copy !req
370. - THAT'S NOT
WHAT YOUR PROFILE SAID.Copy !req
371. - MY PROFILE?Copy !req
372. GOD DAMN IT,
MY FACEBOOK PROFILECopy !req
373. HAS TAKEN ON
A LIFE OF ITS OWN!Copy !req
374. WHERE IS IT?Copy !req
375. - YOUR PROFILE
IS ONE OF THE MOST POWERFULCopy !req
376. IN ALL OF FACEBOOK.Copy !req
377. YOU CANNOT STOP IT NOW.Copy !req
378. - OH, YEAH?
I CAN TRY.Copy !req
379. - AFTER HIM!Copy !req
380. - OKAY, I FED THE PIGS.Copy !req
381. NOW I DEFINITELY
SHOULD WATER SOME FIELDS.Copy !req
382. OH, WOW, COOL!Copy !req
383. THAT JEWISH KID
PUT UP A SIGN ON MY FARM!Copy !req
384. "HEY, KYLE.
REALLY LIKE YOUR FARM."Copy !req
385. OH, AWESOME!Copy !req
386. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
STAN?Copy !req
387. - YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE, KYLE!Copy !req
388. - WHAT?Copy !req
389. - WHAT'S THE ONE THING
I TOLD YOU?Copy !req
390. THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO
GET SUCKED INTO FACEBOOK!Copy !req
391. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!Copy !req
392. - DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
393. - WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE
I'M DOING?Copy !req
394. I FOUND YOUR FARM ON FACEBOOKCopy !req
395. SO YOU CAN HELP ME
DEAL WITH THIS BULLSHIT!Copy !req
396. YOU GOTTA GO CHECK
MY PROFILE STATUS.Copy !req
397. - PROFILE STATUS?Copy !req
398. - JUST BRING UP
MY FACEBOOK PAGECopy !req
399. AND SEE WHAT IT SAYS
MY STATUS IS!Copy !req
400. - WELL, STAN I HAVE TO HARVEST
MY CROPS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.Copy !req
401. - DUDE, FUCK YOUR CROPS!Copy !req
402. - DUDE! DUDE, OKAY!Copy !req
403. STOP! I'M SORRY!Copy !req
404. IT SAYS THAT YOU ARE
CURRENTLY HOSTINGCopy !req
405. AN ONLINE CHAT PARTY
FOR ALL YOUR FRIENDS.Copy !req
406. - WHERE?
- CAFEWORLD.Copy !req
407. - SON OF A BITCH.Copy !req
408. - AN ONLINE CHAT PARTY
FOR ALL HIS FRIENDS?Copy !req
409. DUDE,
I SHOULD GET OVER THERE!Copy !req
410. - JESUS CHRIST.Copy !req
411. - RANDY MARSH
IS AT WORK RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
412. WORK IS BORING!Copy !req
413. RANDY MARSH
IS AT WORK RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
414. WORK IS BORING!Copy !req
415. - BUTTERS STOTCH IS ENJOYING
STAN'S CHAT PARTY!Copy !req
416. - HERBERT GARRISON
LIKES BUTTER'S COMMENT!Copy !req
417. - GRANDMA MARSH WOULD LIKE TO BE
FRIENDS WITH KEVIN DONOHUE.Copy !req
418. - KEVIN DONAHUE ACCEPTS
GRANDMA MARSH'S FRIENDSHIP!Copy !req
419. - HAS ANYBODY SEEN
MY STUPID PROFILE?Copy !req
420. - SUSAN92 HAS PICTURES
OF STAN IN A BUNNY COSTUME!Copy !req
421. - GARY JOHNSON THINKS
THE PICTURES ARE FANTASTIC!Copy !req
422. - WOW, THERE'S A LOT
OF PROFILES HERE!Copy !req
423. KYLE BROFLOVSKI IS AMAZEDCopy !req
424. STAN HAS SO MANY FACEBOOK
FRIENDS!Copy !req
425. - HEY, KYLE BROFLOVSKI
IS AMAZED ISAYAHCopy !req
426. IS ALSO A FACEBOOK FRIEND
OF STAN'S!Copy !req
427. - ISAYAH ZORDON IS DELETING KYLE
BROFLOVSKI AS A FRIEND.Copy !req
428. - WHAT? WHY?Copy !req
429. - USER SAW YOUR ARE FRIENDS
WITH KIP DRORDY,Copy !req
430. WHO ONLY HAS ONE FRIEND.Copy !req
431. KYLE BROFLOVSKI
IS BAD FRIEND STOCK.Copy !req
432. - AW, NO, I'M NOT REALLY
FRIENDS WITH HIM.Copy !req
433. - IGNORE.
- UGH, THAT DOES IT!Copy !req
434. - ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH!Copy !req
435. EVERYBODY JUST SHUT UP!Copy !req
436. WHERE IS PROFILE STAN MARSH?Copy !req
437. - RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
438. - UH-OH.Copy !req
439. - "I'M SORRY, KIP, BUT I REALLY
CAN'T BE YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE.Copy !req
440. "IT WAS A GREAT RIDE,
BUT I MUST SAY GOOD-BYE.Copy !req
441. "THIS IS THE HARDEST THING
I'VE EVER HAD TO DO,Copy !req
442. BUT ENDING A FRIENDSHIP
IS NEVER EASY."Copy !req
443. - HA HA AHAAA.Copy !req
444. - WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME,
DUDE?Copy !req
445. - I'M YOUR PROFILE.Copy !req
446. AND AS YOU CAN SEE, I AM MUCH
MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU.Copy !req
447. - DAMN IT! I SHOULD HAVE
DELETED YOU A LONG TIME AGO!Copy !req
448. - WHY DO YOU THINK
I BROUGHT YOU IN HERE?Copy !req
449. THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS
I'M UP AND RUNNING NOWCopy !req
450. WITH ALMOST A MILLION FRIENDS.Copy !req
451. I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE.Copy !req
452. I HAVE MORE FRIENDS THAN YOU'LL
EVER HAVE IN THE REAL WORLD.Copy !req
453. - WHO CARES?Copy !req
454. FRIENDS SHOULDN'T BE
SOME KIND OF COMMODITYCopy !req
455. FOR A PERSON'S STATUS!Copy !req
456. - WHO IS MORE POWERFUL,
THE USER OR THE PROFILE?Copy !req
457. LET'S END THIS
ONCE AND FOR ALL.Copy !req
458. - LET THE FINAL BATTLE BEGIN!Copy !req
459. - FUCKIN' YAHTZEE AGAIN?
SERIOUSLY?Copy !req
460. - WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
THAT'S A LARGE FLUSH ALREADY!Copy !req
461. YOU DON'T HAVE A CHANCE
IN HERE, USER!Copy !req
462. YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE—Copy !req
463. - YAHTZEE.Copy !req
464. - WHAT?Copy !req
465. - YAHTZEE. SIXES.Copy !req
466. - NO! IT CAN'T BE!Copy !req
467. - YAHTZEE!Copy !req
468. - NO!Copy !req
469. AAH!Copy !req
470. - OH...Copy !req
471. - OH, THANK GOD.Copy !req
472. - HEY, STAN, MY COMPUTER SAYS
WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE?Copy !req
473. - MY FACEBOOK PROFILE
WENT ROGUE, DAD.Copy !req
474. HAD TO GO INTO THE CIRCUITRY
AND DO BATTLE WITH IT.Copy !req
475. I SENT ALL MY FRIENDS
SOMEWHERE ELSE.Copy !req
476. - OH, OKAY.Copy !req
477. SO WE'RE—WE'RE NOT
FRIENDS THEN?Copy !req
478. - FUCK OFF, DAD.Copy !req
479. - AHHHH.Copy !req
480. AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!Copy !req