1. 21! 22!Copy !req
2. 23!Copy !req
3. 24! 25!Copy !req
4. 26! 27!Copy !req
5. - OH, I WISH I COULD EXERCISECopy !req
6. WITH THE REST
OF THE TEAM, COACH,Copy !req
7. BUT I'VE GOT
SUCH A BELLYACHE.Copy !req
8. - YOU SEEM TO HAVE
A STOMACHACHECopy !req
9. EVERY TIME WE DO DRILLS
AND EXERCISES.Copy !req
10. - I KNOW. IT SUCKS!Copy !req
11. - ALL RIGHT, KIDS,
PRACTICE IS OVER FOR TODAY.Copy !req
12. - KFC!Copy !req
13. - OH, BOY!
OH, BOY!Copy !req
14. I'M GONNA GET A THREE-PIECE MEAL
AND CRISPY STRIPS!Copy !req
15. - CARTMAN, YOU ONLY COME
TO SOCCER PRACTICE ON FRIDAYS,Copy !req
16. AND THAT'S ONLY
BECAUSE WE GET TO HAVECopy !req
17. KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN
AFTERWARDS!Copy !req
18. - SHUT UP, YOU SHIFTY JEW!Copy !req
19. I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!Copy !req
20. OH, SORRY, SORRY.Copy !req
21. I JUST—YOU KNOW,
WHEN I'VE BEEN WAITING TOO LONGCopy !req
22. FOR THE COLONEL'S CHICKEN,
I GET EASILY AGITATED.Copy !req
23. YOU'RE
A FUCKING ASSHOLE, KENNY!Copy !req
24. OH, OH.
OH, SORRY, SORRY.Copy !req
25. OH, HERE WE ARE!
HERE WE ARE!Copy !req
26. - HEY, IT LOOKS DIFFERENT.Copy !req
27. - HEY, UH,
WHAT'S UP WITH THE KFC?Copy !req
28. - OH, IT'S NOT A KFC ANYMORE.Copy !req
29. IT'S A MEDICINAL MARIJUANA
DISPENSARY.Copy !req
30. - A WHAT?Copy !req
31. - DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK?
WHAT THE FUCK?Copy !req
32. - SO WHERE'S THE KFC NOW?Copy !req
33. - ALL RIGHT, BOYS,
WAIT OUT HERE.Copy !req
34. LET ME SEE WHAT'S GOING ON.Copy !req
35. - CAN I HELP YOU, SIR?Copy !req
36. - YEAH, UH, WE WERE ACTUALLY
LOOKING TO GET SOME KFC.Copy !req
37. - OH, YEAH.
SORRY, THAT'S GONE.Copy !req
38. WE ONLY SELL MARIJUANA HERE.Copy !req
39. - REALLY?Copy !req
40. I MEAN, YOU'RE OPENLY
SELLING POT, FOR REALS?Copy !req
41. - SURE.
NEW STATE LAWS SAY IT'S OKAY.Copy !req
42. - WHOO-HOO!
ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
43. I LOVE THE FUTURE!Copy !req
44. LET'S SEE, UH, I'LL TAKE HALF A
POUND OF THAT JAMAICAN PASSIONCopy !req
45. AND GIVE ME SOME
OF THAT PURPLISH STUFF TOO.Copy !req
46. - ALL RIGHT,
I'LL JUST NEED TO SEECopy !req
47. YOUR PHYSICIAN'S REFERENCE.Copy !req
48. - MY, HUH?Copy !req
49. - WELL, SIR,Copy !req
50. WE CAN'T JUST
SELL THE MARIJUANA TO ANYBODY.Copy !req
51. YOU NEED A REFERENCE
FROM YOUR DOCTORCopy !req
52. TO SHOW IT'S NECESSARY.Copy !req
53. - OH, THAT'S DUMB.Copy !req
54. OKAY, OKAY,
I'LL—I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.Copy !req
55. - WHAT'D THEY SAY?Copy !req
56. - KFC'S GONE.
BEEN REPLACED.Copy !req
57. - THEY CAN'T DO THAT!Copy !req
58. THIS IS THE ONLY KFC
IN ALL OF SOUTH PARK.Copy !req
59. - YEAH, WELL,
I GOT TO GET TO THE DOCTOR.Copy !req
60. - THE DOCTOR?
BUT, DAD, WE WANT TO EAT.Copy !req
61. - I GOT TO GET TO THE DOCTOR!Copy !req
62. - SO NO KFC?Copy !req
63. - THIS IS A NIGHTMARE.Copy !req
64. THIS IS A NIGHTMARE,
AND I CAN'T WAKE UP!Copy !req
65. - WELL, MR. MARSH,Copy !req
66. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU
ARE IN PERFECT HEALTH.Copy !req
67. YOUR BLOOD WORK
CAME BACK GREAT,Copy !req
68. AND ALL YOUR VITALS
APPEAR NORMAL.Copy !req
69. - ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
70. - YEP, YOU CHECK OUT FINE.Copy !req
71. - THAT'S GREAT.Copy !req
72. SO CAN I GET
A REFERRAL FROM YOU?Copy !req
73. - FOR WHAT?Copy !req
74. - MEDICINAL MARIJUANA.Copy !req
75. THERE'S A SHOP THAT OPENED
IN THE OLD KFC,Copy !req
76. AND THEY SAID I NEEDED
A DOCTOR'S REFERRAL TO BUY WEED.Copy !req
77. - MR. MARSH, YOU DON'T QUALIFY
FOR MEDICINAL MARIJUANA.Copy !req
78. - BUT YOU SAID
I'M TOTALLY HEALTHY!Copy !req
79. - MEDICINAL MARIJUANA IS
FOR PEOPLE WHO AREN'T HEALTHY—Copy !req
80. AIDS PATIENTS,
CANCER PATIENTS,Copy !req
81. YOU KNOW,
PEOPLE GOING THROUGH CHEMO.Copy !req
82. THE THC HELPS THEM EAT
AND TAKE THE PAIN.Copy !req
83. YOU ARE IN FINE SHAPE.Copy !req
84. - WELL, THAT SUCKS.Copy !req
85. WELL, SO, DOCTOR,
HOW DO MOST PEOPLE GET CANCER?Copy !req
86. - WELL, THERE'S A LOT OF WAYS
YOU CAN GET CANCER.Copy !req
87. - YEAH, BUT
WHAT'S THE QUICKEST WAY?Copy !req
88. - THE WHAT?Copy !req
89. - WELL, LIKE, WHAT FORMS
OF CANCER INDUCECopy !req
90. IN TIME FOR THE ZIGGY MARLEY
CONCERT NEXT SATURDAY IN DENVER?Copy !req
91. - MOM, DRIVE FASTER.Copy !req
92. - THE KFC IN SALIDA
IS A LONG WAY AWAY, SWEETIE.Copy !req
93. BE PATIENT.Copy !req
94. - SHUT UP AND DRIVE FASTER!Copy !req
95. I'VE BEEN WAITING
FOR CHICKEN FOR TOO LONG!Copy !req
96. - ERIC, WE'RE ALMOST
TO FRISCO.Copy !req
97. WHY DON'T WE GO TO THE CHURCH'S
FRIED CHICKEN THERE?Copy !req
98. - WHAT?Copy !req
99. CHURCH'S FRIED CHICKEN
TASTES LIKE CAT SHIT!Copy !req
100. - ALL RIGHT, HONEY,
LET'S TAKE IT EASY.Copy !req
101. - FUCK YOU!Copy !req
102. NO! NO!
WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
103. MOVE ASIDE!Copy !req
104. - IT'S CLOSED, KID.
THERE'S NOTHING IN THERE.Copy !req
105. - NO, YOU—
YOU CAN'T DO THIS.Copy !req
106. THE KFC IN MY TOWN
IS CLOSED TOO!Copy !req
107. - YEAH, WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE
OF THE VOTE LAST NOVEMBERCopy !req
108. TO BAN FAST FOOD
IN LOW-INCOME AREAS.Copy !req
109. - YOU MEAN I HAVE TO DRIVECopy !req
110. ALL THE WAY TO DENVER
TO GET CHICKEN?Copy !req
111. - NO, YOU DON'T GET IT, KID.Copy !req
112. KFCs WERE ONLY
IN LOW-INCOME AREAS.Copy !req
113. IN THE ENTIRE STATE
OF COLORADO,Copy !req
114. KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN
IS ILLEGAL.Copy !req
115. - NOOOO!Copy !req
116. - DAD, MOM SAYS TO STOP TRYING
TO GIVE YOURSELF CANCER.Copy !req
117. - JUST GONNA GET
A LITTLE BIT OF CANCER, STAN.Copy !req
118. TELL MOM IT'S OKAY.Copy !req
119. - CAN I HELP YOU?Copy !req
120. - I NEED—SOMEBODY SAID
YOU COULD HELP ME.Copy !req
121. I HAVE TO—I HAVEN'T HAD KFC
IN ALMOST A WEEK.Copy !req
122. - ALL RIGHT, SIGN YOUR NAME
ON THE RELEASE FORM.Copy !req
123. PUT DOWN THE TIME...
- REALLY?Copy !req
124. - YOUR BIRTH YEAR, AND WE'LL GET
YOU THROUGH THE NEXT 24 HOURS.Copy !req
125. - WHAT, ARE YOU SERIOUS?Copy !req
126. OH, MY GOD!
THAT'S KFC GRAVY!Copy !req
127. YOU HAVE KFC!
YES!Copy !req
128. THIS IS IT?Copy !req
129. ONE LOUSY
LITTLE CUP OF GRAVY?Copy !req
130. - THIS IS A CLINIC TO HELP YOU
GET OVER YOUR ADDICTION.Copy !req
131. - WHO WANTS JUST GRAVY?Copy !req
132. IT GOES ON MASHED POTATOES,Copy !req
133. ON EXTRA-CRISPY CHICKEN SKIN!Copy !req
134. - IF YOU DON'T WANT IT,
THAT'S FINE.Copy !req
135. - NO!Copy !req
136. OH, GOD.
OH, GOD, IT'S SO GOOD.Copy !req
137. - "FROZEN
AND PROCESSED FOODSCopy !req
138. "APPEAR TO HAVE A DIRECT LINKCopy !req
139. TO MANY FORMS
OF STOMACH AND COLON CANCERS."Copy !req
140. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
141. "TESTS SHOW THAT PRESERVATIVES
FOUND IN THESE FOODSCopy !req
142. "ARE THE LEADING CAUSE.Copy !req
143. "HOWEVER, LUCKILY, MOST
OF THESE CANCERS ARE...Copy !req
144. SLOW-GROWING
AND CAN TAKE YEARS TO DEVELOP."Copy !req
145. DAMN IT.Copy !req
146. "TESTICULAR CANCER.Copy !req
147. "MOST COMMON IN OLDER MENCopy !req
148. AND CAN BE
EXTREMELY AGGRESSIVE."Copy !req
149. OH, THIS IS GOOD.Copy !req
150. "THERE'S NO DATA ON WHAT CAUSES
TESTICULAR CANCERCopy !req
151. "TO GROW SO RAPIDLY.Copy !req
152. "HOWEVER, THE PRIMARY CAUSES
OF TESTICULAR CANCERCopy !req
153. ARE LINKED TO EXPOSURE
TO HIGH DOSES OF RADIATION."Copy !req
154. HMM.Copy !req
155. OH, HEY, STAN.
COULD YOU GRAB ME A BEER?Copy !req
156. STAN?Copy !req
157. OHH. AHH.Copy !req
158. OHH!Copy !req
159. SHARON!
HEY, HEY, SHARON!Copy !req
160. - WHAT?Copy !req
161. AAH!Copy !req
162. - MR. MARSH, I'M AFRAID THAT
THE TEST CAME BACK POSITIVE.Copy !req
163. YOU DO HAVE
TESTICULAR CANCER.Copy !req
164. - SCORE!Copy !req
165. - NOW, THE GOOD NEWS IS
IT HASN'T SPREAD ANYWHERE.Copy !req
166. WE SHOULD PROBABLY SCHEDULE
TO HAVE THEM RE—Copy !req
167. - YEAH, YEAH, BUT FOR NOW,Copy !req
168. CAN I FINALLY GET
MY PRESCRIPTION, PLEASE?Copy !req
169. - YOUR PRESCRIPTION FOR WHAT?Copy !req
170. - BUFFALO SOLDIERCopy !req
171. IN THE HEART OF AMERICACopy !req
172. STOLEN FROM AFRICACopy !req
173. BROUGHT TO AMERICACopy !req
174. SHE WAS FIGHTIN'
ON ARRIVALCopy !req
175. - ONE OUNCE OF PURPLE LURPLE,Copy !req
176. TWO OUNCES
OF FISHERMEN'S FRIEND,Copy !req
177. AND A HALF OUNCE
OF ALABAMA KUSH!Copy !req
178. OH, THAT IS NICE.Copy !req
179. THAT IS NICE.Copy !req
180. - RANDY!Copy !req
181. JESUS, RANDY!
YOUR BALLS!Copy !req
182. - I KNOW!Copy !req
183. SMOKING POT
RIGHT IN FRONT OF A COP!Copy !req
184. PRETTY SWEET, HUH?Copy !req
185. - NO, I MEAN
YOUR ACTUAL BALLS!Copy !req
186. - OH, YEAH,
TESTICULAR CANCER.Copy !req
187. HERE, HERE, YOU WANT SOME?Copy !req
188. OH, WAIT!
YOU'RE HEALTHY!Copy !req
189. HEY, BUST HIS ASS, OFFICER!Copy !req
190. - HEY, KID.Copy !req
191. THEY SAY YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR SOME KFC.Copy !req
192. - YEAH, WHO ISN'T?Copy !req
193. - YEAH, WELL, UH,
WE GOT SOME...Copy !req
194. OVER AT BILLY MILLER'S HOUSE.Copy !req
195. - BILLY MILLER?
SERIOUSLY?Copy !req
196. - AH, ERIC CARTMAN, RIGHT?Copy !req
197. - TOMMY SAID
YOU HAVE SOME KFC.Copy !req
198. - SURE.Copy !req
199. JESSIE.Copy !req
200. - OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
201. COLONEL'S POPCORN CHICKEN
AND HONEY MUSTARD SAUCE!Copy !req
202. OH, GOD, YES!Copy !req
203. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?
- I HAVE MY SOURCES.Copy !req
204. THAT'LL BE $85.Copy !req
205. - 85 BUCKS?
I DON'T HAVE THAT!Copy !req
206. - HOLD ON, HOLD ON.Copy !req
207. YOU'RE A BIG BOY, ERIC.Copy !req
208. MAYBE YOU CAN PAY ME BACK
ANOTHER WAY,Copy !req
209. DO A LITTLE JOB FOR ME.Copy !req
210. I'VE GOT SOME SERIOUS KFC
COMING IN FROM A DEALER.Copy !req
211. I NEED SOMEBODY
WILLING TO GET A LITTLE RISKYCopy !req
212. AND PICK IT UP.Copy !req
213. - HOW MUCH KFC ARE WE TALKING?Copy !req
214. - TWO BUCKETS
PLUS A THREE-PIECE MEALCopy !req
215. AND FOUR SIDES.Copy !req
216. - HOLY FUCK, DUDE.Copy !req
217. - I'VE GOT THE MONEY
TO PAY FOR IT,Copy !req
218. BUT IT'S BECOME
A RISKY BUSINESS OUT THERE.Copy !req
219. YOU GET THE CHICKEN FOR ME,Copy !req
220. AND I'LL MAKE SURE
YOU ARE HOOKED UP FOR LIFE.Copy !req
221. DO YOU WANT TO DO IT?Copy !req
222. - DO I WANT TO DO IT?Copy !req
223. DOES THE POPE HELP PEDOPHILES
GET AWAY WITH THEIR CRIMES?Copy !req
224. - EXCELLENT.Copy !req
225. ALL RIGHT,
SEE YOU TOMORROW.Copy !req
226. OH, GOD, I GOT TO HURRY!Copy !req
227. CAPRICA STARTS
IN FIVE MINUTES!Copy !req
228. OH!Copy !req
229. OH, JESUS!Copy !req
230. OH, OH.Copy !req
231. OH, HEY, COULD SOMEBODY...?Copy !req
232. UGH, I GOT TO GET HOME.Copy !req
233. HEY. HEY.Copy !req
234. HEY, THIS CAN WORK.Copy !req
235. THIS CAN—Copy !req
236. HEY, IT'S LIKE
A HOPPITY HOP!Copy !req
237. - ARE YOU T-BAG?Copy !req
238. - MAYBE I AM.
WHO'S ASKING?Copy !req
239. - CUT THE CRAP.
YOU GOT THE STUFF?Copy !req
240. - OH, I GOT THE HOOKUP.Copy !req
241. QUESTION IS,
YOU GOT THE MONEY?Copy !req
242. ALL RIGHT.
WE IN BIZ.Copy !req
243. IT'S ALL THERE, MAN.
- EXTRA-CRISPY, RIGHT?Copy !req
244. - OF COURSE, MAN.
I AIN'T NO FOOL.Copy !req
245. - YOU TRYING
TO FUCK ME, DUDE?Copy !req
246. THIS IS CUT
WITH BOSTON MARKET GRAVY!Copy !req
247. - AW, IT'S ALL
THE SAME SHIT, MAN.Copy !req
248. - IT IS NOT
THE SAME SHIT!Copy !req
249. - OKAY, OKAY!
I'M SORRY, YO!Copy !req
250. - YOU'RE CUTTING COLONEL'S GRAVY
WITH BOSTON MARKETCopy !req
251. TO TRY AND SAVE YOURSELF
SOME FUCKING MONEY!Copy !req
252. - I'LL TAKE BACK THE GRAVY.Copy !req
253. - LIKE ANYBODY WANTS KFC
WITHOUT GRAVY!Copy !req
254. - AAH! PLEASE!
PLEASE, I'M SORRY!Copy !req
255. TAKE YOUR MONEY BACK!
TAKE THE KFC TOO!Copy !req
256. - WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?Copy !req
257. - NOTHING.
IT'S COOL.Copy !req
258. - ALL RIGHT, I'LL CALL.Copy !req
259. 45 TO YOU, NED.Copy !req
260. OH, MAN!Copy !req
261. THIS RAINY DAY WOMAN
IS THE BOMB.Copy !req
262. YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE MISSING.Copy !req
263. - WELL, YOU KNOW,
YOU COULD SHARECopy !req
264. SOME OF THAT WITH US, RANDY.Copy !req
265. - NO, NELSON,
THAT'S ILLEGAL.Copy !req
266. I CAN SMOKE THIS
BECAUSE I HAVE CANCER.Copy !req
267. - AW, COME ON, JUST GIVE US
A LITTLE BIT!Copy !req
268. - YEAH.Copy !req
269. - GET YOUR OWN
MEDICINAL MARIJUANA CARDS!Copy !req
270. YOU'VE ALL GOT PERFECTLY GOOD
MICROWAVES AT HOME.Copy !req
271. LOOK, I'M TELLING YOU GUYS,
IT'S AWESOME.Copy !req
272. I CAN HAVE ALL THE POT I WANT.Copy !req
273. I GET AROUND
FASTER THAN WALKING,Copy !req
274. AND WHEREVER I NEED A SEAT,
I CAN JUST SIT ON MY BALLS.Copy !req
275. LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING ELSE.Copy !req
276. CHICKS LOVE THEM.Copy !req
277. - WOMEN LOVE HUGE BALLS?Copy !req
278. - LOVE THEM.Copy !req
279. EVERYWHERE I GO,
WHEN I WALK BY,Copy !req
280. CHICKS ARE, LIKE,
TURNING THEIR HEADSCopy !req
281. AND GOING, "WHAAA?"Copy !req
282. I NEVER KNEW HOW MUCH WOMEN
LOVED GUYS' BALLSCopy !req
283. UNTIL I GOT THESE PUPPIES.Copy !req
284. - TRAVIS, DID YOU TAKE OUT
THE GARBA—WHAAA?Copy !req
285. - SEE?Copy !req
286. - CARTMAN, MY BOY!
YOU GOT THE STUFF!Copy !req
287. - YEAH, I GOT THE STUFF.Copy !req
288. AND I GOT THE MONEY.Copy !req
289. - HEY, YOU'RE GOOD, ERIC.
I NEED PEOPLE LIKE YOU.Copy !req
290. - GOOD, 'CAUSE I ATE
A BUNCH OF CHICKENCopy !req
291. ON THE WAY OVER HERE.Copy !req
292. - THAT'S ALL RIGHT, ERIC.Copy !req
293. I'VE GOT SOMETHING BIG
IN THE WORKS.Copy !req
294. WHAT IF I TOLD YOU
THAT I NOW HAVE A DIRECT LINECopy !req
295. TO GET ALL THE KFC
WE WANT HERE?Copy !req
296. I'M SENDING TOMMY TO KENTUCKYCopy !req
297. TO TRY AND SET UP
A LITTLE ARRANGEMENTCopy !req
298. WITH THE COLONEL HIMSELF.Copy !req
299. - WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU MEAN THE COLONEL?Copy !req
300. - THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
301. AND I'D LIKE YOU
TO GO AS WELLCopy !req
302. AND WATCH TOMMY'S BACK
FOR ME.Copy !req
303. IS THAT SOMETHING
YOU'D WANT TO DO?Copy !req
304. - IS THAT SOMETHING
I'D WANT TO DO?Copy !req
305. IS THE POPE CATHOLIC...Copy !req
306. AND MAKING THE WORLD SAFE
FOR PEDOPHILES?Copy !req
307. - EXCELLENT.Copy !req
308. - DOCTOR, MR. KLINE'S
TEST RESULTS CAME IN.Copy !req
309. - WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON?Copy !req
310. - DOCTOR?Copy !req
311. - THIS IS THE TENTH CASE
I'VE SEEN THIS WEEK.Copy !req
312. IT CAN'T BE A COINCIDENCE.Copy !req
313. SOMETHING IN THIS TOWNCopy !req
314. IS GIVING MEN
TESTICULAR CANCER.Copy !req
315. - HEH! MAN, I AM
STONED OFF MY ASS!Copy !req
316. - I'M STONED OFF MY BALLS!Copy !req
317. - ANYBODY GOT MORE
OF THAT LOOMPA LOOMPA WEED?Copy !req
318. - WOW. THOSE GUYS
HAVE NICE BALLS.Copy !req
319. - WISH MY MAN HAD BALLS
LIKE THOSE.Copy !req
320. - MMM!Copy !req
321. - OUR ENTIRE PRODUCTION
IS HEADQUARTERED HERE, BOYS.Copy !req
322. WE MOVE OVER 16 TONS
OF CHICKEN EVERY MONTH.Copy !req
323. OF COURSE, WITH THE NEW LAWS
IN COLORADO,Copy !req
324. MY BUSINESS
HAS TAKEN QUITE A HIT.Copy !req
325. I'M WORRIED OTHER STATES
MIGHT FOLLOW SUIT.Copy !req
326. - WE KNOW, COLONEL.Copy !req
327. BUT WE CAN GET YOUR CHICKEN
INTO THE STATE.Copy !req
328. WE JUST NEED A BULK DEAL—
SAY, $4.95 A KEY?Copy !req
329. - I'VE GOT TO HAND IT
TO YOU, COLONEL.Copy !req
330. YOU HAVE EVERYTHING
A MAN COULD WANT.Copy !req
331. - I LIKE YOU, ERIC.Copy !req
332. THERE'S NO LYING IN YOU.Copy !req
333. UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T FEEL
THE SAME WAY ABOUT YOUR FRIEND.Copy !req
334. - WHO?
YOU MEAN TOMMY?Copy !req
335. WAIT.
WHERE'D HE GO?Copy !req
336. - YOUR PARTNER IS AN INFORMANT
FOR JAMIE OLIVER.Copy !req
337. DUDE, THAT WAS SWEET!Copy !req
338. HE'S ALL CHOKED!Copy !req
339. - SO HOW DO I KNOW
YOU'RE NOT A LIAR TOO?Copy !req
340. - HEY, COLONEL,Copy !req
341. I'VE BEEN YOUR BIGGEST SUPPORTER
SINCE I WAS TWO YEARS OLD.Copy !req
342. I LOVE YOUR CHICKEN.
I LOVE YOU.Copy !req
343. - I THINK YOU AND ME
CAN WORK THIS THING OUT, ERIC,Copy !req
344. DO BUSINESS TOGETHER
A LONG TIME.Copy !req
345. - GOOD.Copy !req
346. - JUST REMEMBER,
I ONLY TELL YOU ONE TIME.Copy !req
347. DON'T FUCK ME, ERIC.Copy !req
348. DON'T YOU EVER TRY
TO FUCK ME.Copy !req
349. - RANDY!Copy !req
350. RANDY, WILL YOU LOOK
AT YOURSELF?Copy !req
351. YOUR BALLS
ARE GETTING BIGGER!Copy !req
352. - I KNOW.
THEY'RE PRETTY SWOLLEN.Copy !req
353. KIND OF HURTS.
I'M GONNA GO BUY SOME MORE WEED.Copy !req
354. - RANDY, PLEASE!Copy !req
355. WHEN YOU GET BACK...Copy !req
356. DO YOU THINK MAYBE
WE COULD MAKE LOVE AGAIN?Copy !req
357. - OH, SOMEONE'S
FEELING FRISKY AGAIN, HUH?Copy !req
358. - OH, IT'S JUST THAT I THOUGHT
SOME MORE ALONE TIMECopy !req
359. COULD MAYBE BE REALLY—
- HEY, MY EYES ARE UP HERE.Copy !req
360. - I'M SORRY. I JUST—
- IT'S ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
361. I JUST WANT YOU TO LOOK AT ME
WHEN WE MAKE LOVECopy !req
362. AND NOT JUST AT MY BALLS.Copy !req
363. I'LL BE HOME SOON, BABE.Copy !req
364. HEY, UH, COULD YOU, UH,
GET ME HALF A POUNDCopy !req
365. OF THAT
SUBURBAN SUNRISE, PLEASE?Copy !req
366. - I'M SORRY, SIR, BUT YOU HAVE
TO BE INSIDE THE STORE.Copy !req
367. - WELL, UH, I'M RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
368. CAN YOU JUST BRING IT OVER?Copy !req
369. - SELLING MEDICINAL MARIJUANACopy !req
370. OUTSIDE THE CONFINES
OF AN APPROVED SHOPCopy !req
371. IS STILL ILLEGAL.Copy !req
372. - UGH.Copy !req
373. GET THIS—
GET THIS BALL HERE.Copy !req
374. LOOK, I'M STARTING TO FEEL
KIND OF STUPID.Copy !req
375. CAN I PLEASE GET HIGH?Copy !req
376. - WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY, ERIC?Copy !req
377. MAKING A DEAL WITH THE COLONEL
FOR 10,000 MORE BOXES?Copy !req
378. I CAN'T MOVE
THAT MUCH CHICKEN!Copy !req
379. - WILL YOU RELAX, BILLY?
IT'S FINE.Copy !req
380. - FINE? I'M NOT MAKING
ANY MONEY HERE.Copy !req
381. I'M LOSING IT!Copy !req
382. I HAVE TO PAY
FOR MORE SECURITY.Copy !req
383. I GOT THE COPS UP MY ASS!Copy !req
384. AND I HAVE TO PAY
FOR ALL THESE SORTERSCopy !req
385. TO CUT THE CHICKEN
FOR DISTRIBUTION!Copy !req
386. - BILLY, BILLY, WE'VE GOT
TO BE THINKING BIGGER HERE.Copy !req
387. IT'S TIME TO EXPAND.Copy !req
388. - HOW CAN I EXPAND
WHEN 36% OF OUR PRODUCTCopy !req
389. IS GOING TO YOU?Copy !req
390. - GET OUT THERE AND SELL
THE CHICKEN OR GET LOST!Copy !req
391. YOU'VE FORGOTTEN WHO THE BOSS
OF THIS OPERATION IS, ERIC!Copy !req
392. - YEAH, WELL, YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO BE AROUND A LOT LONGER.Copy !req
393. - WHAT IS THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?Copy !req
394. - I TOLD YOUR MOMCopy !req
395. YOU GOT AN "F"
ON THAT SOCIAL STUDIES TEST.Copy !req
396. - YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT.Copy !req
397. - DOES A BEAR CRAP
IN THE WOODS?Copy !req
398. AND DOES THE POPE CRAP
ON THE BROKEN LIVES AND DREAMSCopy !req
399. OF 200 DEAF BOYS?Copy !req
400. - BILLY!Copy !req
401. YOUR FATHER AND I
WANT TO TALK TO YOU!Copy !req
402. - BYE-BYE, BILLY.Copy !req
403. ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE,
LISTEN UP.Copy !req
404. I'M IN CHARGE NOW.Copy !req
405. ANYBODY GOT
A PROBLEM WITH THAT?Copy !req
406. ALL RIGHT, GOOD.Copy !req
407. - WHAT DO WE WANT?
BIGGER DOORS!Copy !req
408. - WHERE DO WE WANT THEM?
WEED STORES!Copy !req
409. - WHAT DO WE WANT?
BIGGER DOORS!Copy !req
410. - WHERE DO WE WANT THEM?
WEED STORES!Copy !req
411. - LOOK, I'M SORRY,
BUT THE BILL SAYSCopy !req
412. I CAN'T MODIFY
ANY EXISTING STRUCTURE.Copy !req
413. - WELL, I GUESS
WE COULD CHANGE THE LAWCopy !req
414. TO ALLOW
FOR MEDICINAL MARIJUANACopy !req
415. TO BE SOLD JUST OUTSIDE
THE DOOR OF THE SHOP.Copy !req
416. - I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
417. MAYBE THE RULE
SHOULD BE SOMEBODY CAN BUYCopy !req
418. THE MEDICINAL WEED
FOR OTHERS.Copy !req
419. - LOOK, CAN'T WE SKIP ALL THIS
AND JUST MAKE POT LEGAL?Copy !req
420. EVERYONE IS JUST ABUSING
THIS MEDICINAL SYSTEM ANYWAY.Copy !req
421. IT'S RIDICULOUS.Copy !req
422. - WHAT'S RIDICULOUS ABOUT IT?Copy !req
423. - HOLD ON, HOLD ON,
PEOPLE, PLEASE!Copy !req
424. WE ARE ALL FORGETTING
WHAT IS REALLY AT ISSUE HERE.Copy !req
425. LOOK AROUND.
THESE MEN ALL HAVE CANCER.Copy !req
426. IT'S NO COINCIDENCE THAT
WHEN THIS BUILDING CHANGED,Copy !req
427. THE RISE IN CANCER WENT UP.Copy !req
428. DON'T YOU SEE?Copy !req
429. THE KFC
WAS KEEPING PEOPLE HEALTHY!Copy !req
430. - MR. CARTMAN, COME ON.Copy !req
431. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
HANDLING THE BUSINESS.Copy !req
432. YOU'RE EATING TOO MUCH
OF THE STUFF.Copy !req
433. - SHUT UP, KEVIN.Copy !req
434. I'M THE BOSS,
NOT YOU, BUTT-LICKER.Copy !req
435. - ERIC, THE COLONEL
IS ON THE PHONE FOR YOU.Copy !req
436. HE SOUNDS PISSED.Copy !req
437. - WHAT?
OH, THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
438. I FORGOT THE—DAMN IT!
OKAY.Copy !req
439. PUT HIM ON SPEAKER.Copy !req
440. - HELLO? HELLO?Copy !req
441. - COLONEL, HOW ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
442. - WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
443. - OH, WE HAD SOME PROBLEMS,
YOU KNOW, COLONEL.Copy !req
444. - ERIC, WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
445. - WE HAD A LITTLE PROBLEM.Copy !req
446. - I HEARD.Copy !req
447. - YEAH, HOW'D YOU HEAR THAT?Copy !req
448. - BECAUSE JAMIE OLIVER GAVE
HIS SPEECH AT THE U.N. TODAY.Copy !req
449. HE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO GIVE
THAT SPEECH, ERIC.Copy !req
450. - YEAH, IT'S OKAY.
WE'LL GET HIM NEXT TIME.Copy !req
451. - THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE
A NEXT TIME,Copy !req
452. YOU FUCKING
DUMB COCKSUCKER.Copy !req
453. - HEY, TAKE IT EASY, COLONEL.Copy !req
454. - I TOLD YOU A LONG TIME AGO,
YOU FUCKING LITTLE MONKEY,Copy !req
455. NOT TO FUCK ME.Copy !req
456. - HEY!
HEY, WHO THE FUCKCopy !req
457. DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING
TO, HUH? HUH?Copy !req
458. OH, CRAP!Copy !req
459. - FREEZE!
- IT'S THE COPS!Copy !req
460. - RUN, BILLY, RUN!
AAH!Copy !req
461. - MOMMY, NO!Copy !req
462. - LAST NOVEMBER,Copy !req
463. THIS TOWN PASSED A BILL
THAT SEEMED SILLY TO SOME.Copy !req
464. SINCE THEN, WE'VE HAD
UNDERGROUND BLACK MARKETS,Copy !req
465. CRIME, DEATH,
AND SHOOTINGS.Copy !req
466. BUT NOW THE BILL
HAS BEEN REPEALED,Copy !req
467. AND I AM RELIEVED TO ANNOUNCECopy !req
468. THAT ONCE AGAIN
MARIJUANA IS ILLEGAL!Copy !req
469. - AND ANOTHER BILL
HAS BEEN REPEALED AS WELL,Copy !req
470. 'CAUSE EVER SINCE
WE GOT RID OF KFC,Copy !req
471. WE'VE SEEN
A GREAT RISE IN CANCER.Copy !req
472. BUT TODAY
WE WELCOME BACK KFCCopy !req
473. AND ALL THE MEDICAL BENEFITS
IT GIVES US.Copy !req
474. - WELL, I GOT TO ADMIT.Copy !req
475. IT'S A LOT EASIER
TO GET INSIDE DOORSCopy !req
476. WITH MY LITTLE
PROSTHETIC BALLS.Copy !req
477. - YEAH, GREAT.Copy !req
478. - OH, SHARON,
DON'T BE UPSET.Copy !req
479. THE DOCTOR
MADE YOU A SOUVENIR.Copy !req
480. - OH, RANDY, I LOVE IT!Copy !req
481. - AND WHEN IT GETS COLD,
IT SHRINKS.Copy !req
482. - SHARON, YOU GOT
A SCROTUM COAT?Copy !req
483. - YEP.Copy !req
484. - LUCKY!Copy !req