1. ? i'm goin'
down to south park?Copy !req
2. ? gonna have myself a time?Copy !req
3. ? friendly faces everywhere?Copy !req
4. ? humble folks
without temptation?Copy !req
5. ? i'm goin'
down to south park?Copy !req
6. ? gonna leave my woes behind?Copy !req
7. ? ample parking day or night,
people spouting howdy neighbor?Copy !req
8. ? headin' on up to south park,
gonna see if i can't unwind?Copy !req
9. ?Copy !req
10. ? come on down to south park
and meet some friends of mine?Copy !req
11. - Okay, kids.
Let's take our seats.Copy !req
12. There has been
a change in school policy,Copy !req
13. and so i am assigning
you all a book to read.Copy !req
14. - Aw, a book?Copy !req
15. God, i hate those.Copy !req
16. - Now, kids, this book
is very controversialCopy !req
17. and has just been taken
off the banned books list.Copy !req
18. - Oh, really?
Sweet.Copy !req
19. - It's called
catcher in the rye,Copy !req
20. and it has some
very risque parts...Copy !req
21. - all right!Copy !req
22. - And strong,
vulgar language.Copy !req
23. - And in fact, many schoolsCopy !req
24. across the country
still ban this bookCopy !req
25. because it's thought to be
so inappropriate.Copy !req
26. - Oh, man, i can't wait!Copy !req
27. - Tonight i want you to read
chapters one through five,Copy !req
28. and tomorrow
we will discuss the...Copy !req
29. - no, no, come on,
let's read it now!Copy !req
30. - Mr. Garrison, didn't the
guy who shot john lennonCopy !req
31. say it was
because of this book?Copy !req
32. - Yes, apparently
john lennon's killerCopy !req
33. said he was inspired
by catcher in the rye.Copy !req
34. But he was just a kook.Copy !req
35. - Whoa, you're telling usCopy !req
36. this book is filthy,
inappropriate,Copy !req
37. and made a guy
shoot the king of hippies?Copy !req
38. Can we please read this
right now?Copy !req
39. - You will read it at home,Copy !req
40. and you will all be matureCopy !req
41. about its adult themes
and language.Copy !req
42. Aww!Copy !req
43. - Did you get
to any dirty parts yet?Copy !req
44. - No. It's still just
some whiny, annoying teenagerCopy !req
45. talking about how lame he is.Copy !req
46. - I don't get it, dude.Copy !req
47. What's so controversial
about this?Copy !req
48. All he's done is said "shit"
and "fuck" a few times.Copy !req
49. - I know. I'm almost at the end,
and there's nothing.Copy !req
50. - Motherfucker!Copy !req
51. The whole thing...Copy !req
52. i read the whole
fucking thing!Copy !req
53. I kept thinking,
"all right,Copy !req
54. i guess the cool,
offensive stuff must be coming."Copy !req
55. And then after,
like, a hundred pages,Copy !req
56. i was like, "all right,Copy !req
57. i guess all the dirty stuff
is at the end."Copy !req
58. And then i got
to the last page,Copy !req
59. and i was all,
"what the fuck is this?"Copy !req
60. I just read a book
for nothing!Copy !req
61. - Why the hell
was this book banned?Copy !req
62. - They fucking tricked us,
that's what they did.Copy !req
63. Tricked us
into reading a bookCopy !req
64. by enticing us
with promises of vulgarity.Copy !req
65. - We know.
We were just saying that.Copy !req
66. - Why would anybody think this
book is obscene or dangerous?Copy !req
67. - Kill john lennon.Copy !req
68. Kill john lennon.Copy !req
69. Kill john lennon!Copy !req
70. Hey, dad, where does
john lennon live?Copy !req
71. - John lennon's dead, butters.Copy !req
72. - Aw, dang it.Copy !req
73. - Dude, some people really do
consider this obscene.Copy !req
74. - It's not obscene, dude.Copy !req
75. I'll show them
fucking obscene.Copy !req
76. - Hey, yeah, we should write
our own banned book.Copy !req
77. - Yeah, we could get a book
banned way more than this one.Copy !req
78. - Yeah, sweet.Copy !req
79. - The tale of...Copy !req
80. - the tale
of scrotie mcdickenass.Copy !req
81. - Oh, that... yeah,
that's good. That's good.Copy !req
82. All right, "chapter one"...Copy !req
83. - "it was a...
a warm spring morning"...Copy !req
84. - "The tale
of scrotie mcboogerballs"?Copy !req
85. "It was a warm summer morningCopy !req
86. when scrotie mcboogerballs
awoke to find his"...Copy !req
87. ew.Copy !req
88. "He took a"...Copy !req
89. what?Copy !req
90. Ohh!Copy !req
91. Ugh!Copy !req
92. Oh, my god!Copy !req
93. "He then grabbed
his dog's"...Copy !req
94. Oh!Copy !req
95. Oh! Oh, my god!Copy !req
96. "Walking out of his house,Copy !req
97. he spotted a bloody
and pus covered"...Copy !req
98. No! No!Copy !req
99. No! No!Copy !req
100. Randy?Copy !req
101. Randy!Copy !req
102. Randy, you need to read this.Copy !req
103. - Read what?
- This book!Copy !req
104. Our son and his friends
wrote it!Copy !req
105. - So?
- So?Copy !req
106. Randy, it's... it's...Copy !req
107. it's really good.Copy !req
108. - Huh?
- I mean, it's disgusting.Copy !req
109. It's... it's the most disgusting
thing i've ever read,Copy !req
110. but the plot is amazing,Copy !req
111. and the characters
are so vivid.Copy !req
112. - "It was
a warm summer morningCopy !req
113. when scrotie mcboogerballs
awoke to find his"...Copy !req
114. ew! Sharon, gross!Copy !req
115. - No, no, just keep reading!Copy !req
116. - "He took a... and then"...Copy !req
117. oh, ma... oh!Copy !req
118. This...Copy !req
119. - I know, i know.
Randy, but trust me.Copy !req
120. You got to push through
to the end.Copy !req
121. - No, no.
That's just wrong!Copy !req
122. - Randy, please!
You've got to listen to me!Copy !req
123. - "Walking out of the house,Copy !req
124. he found a bloody, pus"...
what?Copy !req
125. "Which he immediately stuck up
his infected"...Copy !req
126. "That was all long ago,Copy !req
127. "in some brief, lost spring
in a place that is no more.Copy !req
128. "In that hour,
the vaj frogs begin,Copy !req
129. and the scent off scrotie's
infected anus comes strongest."Copy !req
130. Ugh!Copy !req
131. Oh, man.Copy !req
132. - Well?Copy !req
133. - It's... it's awesome.Copy !req
134. Sharon, it's... it's
the best book i've ever read.Copy !req
135. - Right?
It's not just me!Copy !req
136. - No, it's... i mean, the whole
part about amsterdam, wow.Copy !req
137. - What do we do, randy?Copy !req
138. We can't support our son talking
like this, but l-i mean...Copy !req
139. - no, l-i know.Copy !req
140. People need to read
this book, sharon.Copy !req
141. This is... this is
pulitzer prize stuff.Copy !req
142. - Oh, ho!
You're dead, kenny!Copy !req
143. - Vengeance!Copy !req
144. - Guys, guys!Copy !req
145. We are totally fucked!Copy !req
146. The book is gone
from my dresser drawer!Copy !req
147. My parents must have found it!Copy !req
148. - What?Copy !req
149. - So why are we all fucked?
They'll think you wrote it all.Copy !req
150. - Hey, hey, i'm not taking
the heat for this alone.Copy !req
151. We all wrote it.Copy !req
152. If i'm going down, somebody
has to go down with me.Copy !req
153. - Well, if i'm going down,
cartman's going down.Copy !req
154. - And if i'm going down,
both kyle and kennyCopy !req
155. are definitely going down.Copy !req
156. - Well, dude,
somebody has got to go down!Copy !req
157. - Butters, what are you up to?
- Oh, hey, fellas!Copy !req
158. I'm just watching
the kardashians.Copy !req
159. - Today my sisters and i are
gonna have to wash something.Copy !req
160. It's gonna blow!Copy !req
161. - Kim kardashian is so sexy.Copy !req
162. Her butt is like
a big mountain of pudding.Copy !req
163. - Butters, listen,
you are in big trouble.Copy !req
164. - I am?Copy !req
165. - Yeah, you remember
that book you wrote.Copy !req
166. Stan's mom found it.Copy !req
167. - Oh, no.
Which book was that?Copy !req
168. - Dude, the book
you left with usCopy !req
169. when you were
sleepwalking last night.Copy !req
170. - I don't even remember that.Copy !req
171. But it all makes sense now.Copy !req
172. Ever since i read
catcher in the rye,Copy !req
173. i've been having
these blackouts...Copy !req
174. crazy thoughts of wanting
to kill the phonies.Copy !req
175. I must have channeled
all my angstCopy !req
176. into dark writings
in my sleep.Copy !req
177. - All right, boys, we need
to get to the bottom of this.Copy !req
178. We've all read the book now,Copy !req
179. and it is very shocking,
to say the least.Copy !req
180. - Okay, well, actually,
it was all written by butters.Copy !req
181. - That's right.Copy !req
182. - Butters?
Is that true?Copy !req
183. - Yeah, i barely even
remember it, but i know i did...Copy !req
184. - well, butters, we thinkCopy !req
185. that this is one of the of
the best books we've ever read.Copy !req
186. - Huh?
- What?Copy !req
187. - Yeah, really amazing.Copy !req
188. - Oh, thanks.Copy !req
189. - We were actually so moved
by your book, butters,Copy !req
190. that we brought
mr. NeedlebaumCopy !req
191. from penguin publishing
to read it.Copy !req
192. - Mr. Butters, we would like
to offer you a dealCopy !req
193. for first publishing rights
to your brilliant novel.Copy !req
194. - Hey, wait a minute.
That's ours!Copy !req
195. - Yeah, we wrote that!Copy !req
196. - Okay, boys,
you already told the truth.Copy !req
197. - No, no,
we... we really did write it.Copy !req
198. Tell them, butters.Copy !req
199. - I wrote that.Copy !req
200. - What? Hey!Copy !req
201. - It is being called
the most disgusting,Copy !req
202. foul, sickening book
ever written,Copy !req
203. and it is also being called
literary genius.Copy !req
204. The tale of
scrotie mcboogerballsCopy !req
205. hit the shelves
this weekend,Copy !req
206. and so far, no one
has been able to getCopy !req
207. through the first paragraph
without vomiting.Copy !req
208. The book has already sold
millions of copies worldwideCopy !req
209. and has been translated
into 26 languages.Copy !req
210. Scrotie mcboogerballs...Copy !req
211. - [Continues reading
in native language]Copy !req
212. Sarah jessica parker...Copy !req
213. - The book is changing
the literary world,Copy !req
214. and it is all thanks
to leopold "butters" stotch.Copy !req
215. - Hey, here he comes.Copy !req
216. - Amazing book, butters.Copy !req
217. - Thank you.Copy !req
218. - You changed my life,
young man.Copy !req
219. - That's nice.Copy !req
220. - Butters, what the fuck
do you think you're doing?Copy !req
221. - Just enjoying myself.
Why, eric?Copy !req
222. - Butters, you know goddamn well
you didn't write that book.Copy !req
223. - But you told me i did.Copy !req
224. - Yeah, but that's
when we thoughtCopy !req
225. we were gonna get
in trouble, asshole!Copy !req
226. - Hey, hey, you guys leave
butters alone.Copy !req
227. He's a very fragile artist.Copy !req
228. - He's so brooding
and full of angst.Copy !req
229. - Yeah, i'm brooding.Copy !req
230. - Butters doesn't deserve
any creditCopy !req
231. for scrotie mcboogerballs.Copy !req
232. We deserve all the credit.Copy !req
233. - Oh, god,
you guys are pathetic.Copy !req
234. - Yeah, get a lifeCopy !req
235. and stop mooching off
others' success for once.Copy !req
236. - God damn it!Copy !req
237. - Butters,
do you really think it's fairCopy !req
238. to lie like this?Copy !req
239. Let me tell you,
if you don't...Copy !req
240. - no, let me tell you
something, fellas!Copy !req
241. You always
take advantage of me,Copy !req
242. and after reading
catcher in the rye,Copy !req
243. i've learned
you're nothing but phonies.Copy !req
244. I'm not letting you
trick me this time.Copy !req
245. So the four of you
can just suck on my wiener!Copy !req
246. - That inconsiderate jerk.Copy !req
247. - Today on today...Copy !req
248. we meet the author of the book
that has swept the nationCopy !req
249. and has now spawned
tv's most popular game show!Copy !req
250. The book is full
of disgusting words and acts,Copy !req
251. including
sarah jessica parker,Copy !req
252. who is mentioned 465 times.Copy !req
253. Matthew broderick,
are you upsetCopy !req
254. your wife is made fun of
so much in the book?Copy !req
255. - Well, obviously,
i just think it's wrongCopy !req
256. to make fun of anybody's
physical appearance.Copy !req
257. My wife is a beautiful woman,Copy !req
258. and i know that most people
agree with me.Copy !req
259. - Uh-huh. And, matthew, how come
a transvestite donkey witchCopy !req
260. is standing next to you,
and why is it wearing a dress?Copy !req
261. - Joining us now is the author
of the book, leopold stotch,Copy !req
262. along with his parents.Copy !req
263. - Hello, matt.
- Hi, everyone.Copy !req
264. - You must be pretty proud
of your son.Copy !req
265. - Oh, we certainly are.Copy !req
266. We're thrilled to learn
he is so very talented.Copy !req
267. - And we also understand
that your son is grounded.Copy !req
268. Is that correct?Copy !req
269. - Yes, we did
have to ground himCopy !req
270. for the language
in the novel, of course.Copy !req
271. - I have to come
right to my room after school.Copy !req
272. - But we are very,
very proud nonetheless.Copy !req
273. - Young man, now that
you're a respected author,Copy !req
274. have you met
any famous people?Copy !req
275. - Not yet, but as soon
as i'm not grounded anymore,Copy !req
276. i'm hoping to meet
kim kardashian.Copy !req
277. I want to jump on her belly.Copy !req
278. - All right, uh, butters,
my favorite part of your novelCopy !req
279. was when
scrotie mcboogerballsCopy !req
280. slid his head
up into the horse's...Copy !req
281. Sorry.Copy !req
282. Was that chapter
a slam on health care reformCopy !req
283. as people have suggested?Copy !req
284. - Uh, yeah, pretty much.Copy !req
285. L-i think... think so.Copy !req
286. - Is that why
the doctor characterCopy !req
287. pulls out all the string...Copy !req
288. - Little boy,
are you ever worriedCopy !req
289. somebody might take your book
wrong and try to kill someoneCopy !req
290. like when that guy
tried to shoot ronald reaganCopy !req
291. after reading
catcher in the rye?Copy !req
292. - Oh, is that who the book
was telling me to kill?Copy !req
293. Oh.Copy !req
294. Kill ronald reagan.
Kill ronald reagan!Copy !req
295. - Ronald reagan
is dead now, butters.Copy !req
296. - Oh, really?Copy !req
297. Ah, gosh dang it.Copy !req
298. - More and more of us are
against this book every day.Copy !req
299. The author is cruel
and offensive.Copy !req
300. And for these reasons,
we demand this book be bannedCopy !req
301. from all schools,
stores, and libraries.Copy !req
302. This book is nothing
but smut and vulgarityCopy !req
303. purely for the sake
of smut and vulgarity.Copy !req
304. - That's just because
you're too youngCopy !req
305. to understand
the underlying themes.Copy !req
306. - There are
no underlying themes!Copy !req
307. We know that for a fact!Copy !req
308. - You just failed to understand
what the author meant.Copy !req
309. - The author meant to be
as gross as possibleCopy !req
310. because it was funny.Copy !req
311. - No, no, no.Copy !req
312. That's such
a simplistic view.Copy !req
313. - God damn it, there is
no deeper meaning in this book.Copy !req
314. Read it again!Copy !req
315. - Oh, so you're suggestingCopy !req
316. that the author
just arbitrarily made funCopy !req
317. of sarah jessica parker
for no reason.Copy !req
318. - Yes!Copy !req
319. - But what would be
the point?Copy !req
320. - There's is no point!Copy !req
321. It's just because
sarah jessica parkerCopy !req
322. is fucking ugly!Copy !req
323. - No writer
would take the timeCopy !req
324. to make fun of
sarah jessica parkerCopy !req
325. just because they think
she's ugly.Copy !req
326. Yes, they would!Copy !req
327. - It is because
ms. Jessica parkerCopy !req
328. is a metaphor in the bookCopy !req
329. for oppression
felt by the lower class.Copy !req
330. - What?Copy !req
331. Dude, that is not
in the book at all!Copy !req
332. - Boys, this book
is an important lookCopy !req
333. at how liberals are hurting
this country, and we...Copy !req
334. - what?
Scrotie mcboogerballsCopy !req
335. is the most conservative-hating
liberal in literature!Copy !req
336. - What book did you read?Copy !req
337. - There's nothing
about liberals or conservatives!Copy !req
338. - Oh, yeah, then why doesCopy !req
339. sarah jessica parker's
butt cheeseCopy !req
340. end up
in scrotie's milkshake?Copy !req
341. - Breaking news from acclaimed
author leopold stotch.Copy !req
342. The artist has announcedCopy !req
343. that he is working
on a second novel,Copy !req
344. as a follow-up to his
wildly successful best seller.Copy !req
345. We got a statement
from the writer,Copy !req
346. who is still grounded
in his room.Copy !req
347. Can you give the public any idea
what the new book is about?Copy !req
348. - Well, it's kind of about
love and betrayal,Copy !req
349. the inner workings
of the human mind!Copy !req
350. - Will it be as sick and
disgusting as your first book?Copy !req
351. - Oh, it's raunchy, all right!Copy !req
352. I know what my readers want,
and i'm going to deliver!Copy !req
353. - Butters,
away from the window!Copy !req
354. You are being grounded!Copy !req
355. - Sorry, dad, i was just being
the voice of a generation.Copy !req
356. - I can't believe
they won't ban our book.Copy !req
357. - I know.Copy !req
358. It's so much worse than
"catcher in the retarded rye"!Copy !req
359. - All right, you guys,
i know what we have to do.Copy !req
360. We've got to kill
sarah jessica parker.Copy !req
361. - What?
- Think about it, guys.Copy !req
362. If somebody kills
sarah jessica parker,Copy !req
363. then they'll assume
that somebody did itCopy !req
364. because of what was
in the book.Copy !req
365. Then the book will get banned.Copy !req
366. - Dude, we're not killing
sarah jessica parker!Copy !req
367. - Shh.Copy !req
368. Be right with you.Copy !req
369. We don't have to kill her.Copy !req
370. We can just help her
get killed.Copy !req
371. - Shut up, cartman.Copy !req
372. Just face it.
We lost this one.Copy !req
373. - Kenny, we only have
to help her get killed,Copy !req
374. and then we totally get back
at butters.Copy !req
375. - okay.Copy !req
376. - Ms. Jessica parker,
over here.Copy !req
377. - Well, the day
has finally arrived.Copy !req
378. The eagerly awaited
second novelCopy !req
379. from the author
of scrotie mcboogerballsCopy !req
380. hit the shelves
this morning,Copy !req
381. and apparently
bookstores are jammed.Copy !req
382. - Al, how is it out there?Copy !req
383. - I don't know
if you can see this, guys,Copy !req
384. but the... the line stretches
all the way around the block...Copy !req
385. people waiting for their turn
to get inside the bookstoreCopy !req
386. and read the novel.Copy !req
387. And they've brought trash bags
and buckets to throw up in...Copy !req
388. just a festive atmosphere here,
matt and meredith.Copy !req
389. - Well, we've got
our vomit buckets ready too,Copy !req
390. because coming up,
a very special in-studio treat.Copy !req
391. - That's right.
We are going to have a readingCopy !req
392. of the first five chapters
of the bookCopy !req
393. here live in our studio.Copy !req
394. Now, we must warn youCopy !req
395. that this is
from the same authorCopy !req
396. who wrote the most graphic,
obscene novel of all time,Copy !req
397. so brace yourselves
for some very harsh language.Copy !req
398. Take it away, morgan freeman.Copy !req
399. - "The poop that took a pee.Copy !req
400. "Chapter one.Copy !req
401. "Douglas had to poop.Copy !req
402. "His butt was all stinkyCopy !req
403. "because he had to poop
so badly.Copy !req
404. "There was a gross woman
named rebeccaCopy !req
405. "who was sunbathing
all naked,Copy !req
406. "and she was fat.Copy !req
407. "Douglas walked up to her
and said, 'i need to poop.'Copy !req
408. "'Okay,' rebecca replied.Copy !req
409. "'I like poop.'Copy !req
410. "Douglas squatted down...Copy !req
411. "over the fat, sunbathing ladyCopy !req
412. "and went poop.Copy !req
413. "The poop sat there
on rebecca's boobs,Copy !req
414. "looking like a wiener.Copy !req
415. Chapter two"...Copy !req
416. - See any hunters yet?Copy !req
417. - Doing good,
ms. Jessica parker.Copy !req
418. Just hang out right there.Copy !req
419. - Guys! Stop! Stop!Copy !req
420. We don't have to do this!
- huh?Copy !req
421. - Butters wrote
a second book!Copy !req
422. - So what?Copy !req
423. - So, dude, if butters
wrote a second book,Copy !req
424. then everyone's gonna knowCopy !req
425. he couldn't have written
the first one.Copy !req
426. - We can get people
to believe us now!Copy !req
427. - Oh, dude, sweet!Copy !req
428. - "'Why are we here? '
Douglas cried,Copy !req
429. "as poop came out
his wienerCopy !req
430. "in a long, thin strip.Copy !req
431. "It was wiener poop,Copy !req
432. which is
the grossest poop of all."Copy !req
433. - "The pee-pee got
on the woman's leg,Copy !req
434. and she screamed,
pooping out her boobs."Copy !req
435. - "And so when the pee
got mixed with the poop,Copy !req
436. it smelled like a butt."Copy !req
437. - Oh, dude, this is even lamer
than we thought.Copy !req
438. - People are gonna want
butters' head on a platter!Copy !req
439. - Are you reading this, marcia?
What do you think?Copy !req
440. - So far, i think it...
it's incredible.Copy !req
441. L-it might be better
than his first book.Copy !req
442. - I agree.
It wasn't as edgy,Copy !req
443. but it's like he's gone
back to his roots.Copy !req
444. - What?Copy !req
445. - You can't be serious.
You people like this?Copy !req
446. - Some of the imagery
is unbelievable.Copy !req
447. - A woman pooping out her boobs
is not good imagery!Copy !req
448. - Says you.Copy !req
449. You must be
a pro-life nut, huh?Copy !req
450. Didn't like what the book
had to say?Copy !req
451. - What are you talking about?Copy !req
452. This book
is as pro-life as it gets!Copy !req
453. - Oh, come on!Copy !req
454. - God damn it!Copy !req
455. Will you people stop reading
into stuff that isn't there?Copy !req
456. - "And the poop and the pee
lived happily ever after.Copy !req
457. The end."Copy !req
458. Kill the phonies.Copy !req
459. - Today my sisters and i
are going to shop for underwear!Copy !req
460. Yay!Copy !req
461. - Can i go with you, girls?Copy !req
462. - Our nation is still reelingCopy !req
463. from the tragic deaths
of the kardashians.Copy !req
464. The shooter claims he was driven
to commit the slaughterCopy !req
465. immediately after reading
the poop that took a peeCopy !req
466. by leopold "butters" stotch.Copy !req
467. It's all over...Copy !req
468. the kardashians... wiped out...Copy !req
469. in the blink of an eye...Copy !req
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504. Oh, well,
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