1. ? i'm goin'
down to south park?Copy !req
2. ? gonna have myself a time?Copy !req
3. ? friendly faces everywhere?Copy !req
4. ? humble folks
without temptation?Copy !req
5. ? i'm goin'
down to south park?Copy !req
6. ? gonna leave my woes behind?Copy !req
7. ? ample parking day or night,
people spouting howdy neighbor?Copy !req
8. ? headin' on up to south park,
gonna see if i can't unwind?Copy !req
9. ?Copy !req
10. ? come on down to south park
and meet some friends of mine?Copy !req
11. - Passengers said
the carnival cruise lineCopy !req
12. smelled like poop,Copy !req
13. but that
that was an improvement.Copy !req
14. - all right,
it's late.Copy !req
15. I'm gonna call it a night.
You coming?Copy !req
16. - Oh, you know,
i can't really sleep.Copy !req
17. I'm just gonna stay up a bit.
Have some me time.Copy !req
18. - Randy, do not watch
that no-no channel.Copy !req
19. - Oh! I'm not staying up
to do that, sharon, jeez!Copy !req
20. - All right,
come to bed soon.Copy !req
21. - Pfft.Copy !req
22. Heh.Copy !req
23. - Oh.Copy !req
24. Ooh hoo hoo!Copy !req
25. Man, that is hot.Copy !req
26. Oh, yeah, fuck.Copy !req
27. - Mmm, just look at
that rack of ribs!Copy !req
28. Now those were slow-cookedCopy !req
29. and then braised to bring
out the smoky flavor.Copy !req
30. - Mmm, god damn.Copy !req
31. Yeah!Copy !req
32. - See how that
just falls off the bone?Copy !req
33. Mmm! That is money
right there.Copy !req
34. - Yeah, fuckin' money.Copy !req
35. - Next on food network,
it's paula dean!Copy !req
36. - Hey, y'all!Copy !req
37. Tonight we're gonna be making
some deep fried chicken.Copy !req
38. - Oh, yeah?Copy !req
39. - My buttery whipped potatoes,Copy !req
40. and we're gonna be
finishing offCopy !req
41. with a chocolate pecan pie.Copy !req
42. - Unh!
Oh, fuck, yeah.Copy !req
43. - Dad, what are you doing?Copy !req
44. - Ah, you're just in time!
Sit down, sit down!Copy !req
45. I've made you all
breakfast again!Copy !req
46. - Oh, crap.Copy !req
47. - Now what i have for you
is a nice goat cheeseCopy !req
48. and heirloom tomato
frittata,Copy !req
49. and we're gonna top that
with a little creme fraiche.Copy !req
50. Oh, yeah.
Ughhh.Copy !req
51. - Randy, you've been watching
that channel again,Copy !req
52. haven't you?Copy !req
53. - No!Copy !req
54. - Yes, because every time
you watch cooking showsCopy !req
55. you stay up all night
trying to copy what they made!Copy !req
56. - Well, i'm sorry
if there's something wrongCopy !req
57. with me helping out
with the cooking!Copy !req
58. You think
you'd be grateful, sharon.Copy !req
59. I gotta get to work.Copy !req
60. I cooked
so you guys clean up.Copy !req
61. - Can i have a pop-tart?Copy !req
62. - Oh, this is sweet.
I've seen this episode.Copy !req
63. - Hello and welcome to
progressive.Copy !req
64. - Yes, we're looking to
buy car insurance.Copy !req
65. - Well, you've come to
the right place.Copy !req
66. Ah ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
67. - Oh, dear!Copy !req
68. - "I knew we should have
gone to geico!"Copy !req
69. - Daddy time.
It's daddy tv time.Copy !req
70. - Now just look at
this pork tenderloin.Copy !req
71. It is brined and ready
for action.Copy !req
72. - Oh, yeah, look at that.Copy !req
73. - Dad, you know mom doesn't want
you watching food channels.Copy !req
74. - I've worked all day.
I can watch what i want!Copy !req
75. - We're gonna take
a stick of butterCopy !req
76. and just smear that all over.Copy !req
77. - Oh, my god, that's awesome.Copy !req
78. Ohh!Copy !req
79. Oh, oh.Copy !req
80. Yeah! Whoa!Copy !req
81. - Now let's get that
on the grill.Copy !req
82. - See what he's doing, stan?Copy !req
83. He brined that for an hour
in the fridgeCopy !req
84. so now he can sear
the shit out of it.Copy !req
85. Oooh!Copy !req
86. - Look at the char
we're getting.Copy !req
87. Th... that is what
we're going for.Copy !req
88. - Oh, isn't that hot guys?Copy !req
89. Oh, yeah!
Don't you wanna just...Copy !req
90. don't you just wanna
get in there and... unh-mmm!Copy !req
91. - We'll be right back
togood eats.Copy !req
92. - Hey, ladies, are you looking
for a better workout?Copy !req
93. - Aw, stupid commercials.Copy !req
94. - Introducing
the shake weight,Copy !req
95. a spring-loaded workout device
you pump with your arms.Copy !req
96. Just grab the piston
and go to work,Copy !req
97. one-handed or double-fisted.Copy !req
98. Come on!Copy !req
99. - You just shake it
back and forth.Copy !req
100. - It feels really good
in my hands.Copy !req
101. - Best of all,
shake weight tells youCopy !req
102. when your workout
is finished by chimingCopy !req
103. and releasing
a cooldown spray.Copy !req
104. - Bor-ring!Copy !req
105. - Order nowCopy !req
106. and we'll include the optional
heart rate monitor.Copy !req
107. Just put your finger
in the testerCopy !req
108. and shake weight takes
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109. Get yours today!Copy !req
110. - Now back togood eats.Copy !req
111. - Just look at the glaze
we got going now on that thing.Copy !req
112. - Oh, man, yeah!
That is hot!Copy !req
113. Mmm!Copy !req
114. - All right, now here's
the really cool part!Copy !req
115. What we're gonna do is...Copy !req
116. - Channel blocked?Copy !req
117. What the... the hell?Copy !req
118. Sharon, what are you doing?Copy !req
119. - Just using the parental
controls to block some channels.Copy !req
120. - I wasn't watching
food channels.Copy !req
121. - Then how do you know
i blocked them.Copy !req
122. - I know
'cause i don't know that!Copy !req
123. That's what i'm saying!Copy !req
124. Gaw!Copy !req
125. - Thanks for calling
the food network hotline.Copy !req
126. Billing is $9.95
for each 60-second period.Copy !req
127. To accept,
say "creme fraiche"Copy !req
128. - creme fraiche.Copy !req
129. - Hi there, i'm amanda.
What are you up to?Copy !req
130. - Oh, hi, i just, uh...Copy !req
131. thought i'd give
the hotline a try.Copy !req
132. Wh-what are you doing?Copy !req
133. - I'm making
a pan-roasted chicken.Copy !req
134. - Pan-roasted?Copy !req
135. Like seared on the stove
and then put in the oven?Copy !req
136. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
137. I've just taken
the chicken out of the pan.Copy !req
138. It's so moist.Copy !req
139. I'm gonna let it rest now,
about five minutes.Copy !req
140. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
141. Ooh, there's
lots of browned bitsCopy !req
142. stuck to
the bottom of the skillet.Copy !req
143. - You gonna deglaze
that fuckin' pan?Copy !req
144. - Oh, i'm gonna deglaze it.
You wanna help me?Copy !req
145. - If i was there i would.Copy !req
146. I'd take some red wine,
about a quarter cup,Copy !req
147. and then a wooden spoon,Copy !req
148. and i'd deglaze the fuck
out of that pan.Copy !req
149. - I got a wooden spoon
right here.Copy !req
150. It's pretty hard.Copy !req
151. - Yeah, you gonna put
some onion inCopy !req
152. while you're deglazing?Copy !req
153. - I was thinking about
shallots, actually.Copy !req
154. - Oh, yeah!Copy !req
155. Shallots won't overwhelm
the chicken's natural flavors.Copy !req
156. Fuck yeah.
- Randy marsh!Copy !req
157. - Waah! Sharon!Copy !req
158. - Your time on food network
hotline has expired.Copy !req
159. To add more time,
say "creme fraiche."Copy !req
160. - I don't know
what to do, sheila.Copy !req
161. It's like
he's a different person.Copy !req
162. Last night i walked in on him
in the bathroom.Copy !req
163. He was sitting on the toilet
flambeing a pork chop.Copy !req
164. - Sharon, i'm so sorry.Copy !req
165. - It just makes me feel
unwanted, you know?Copy !req
166. I mean, am i not attractive
anymore?Copy !req
167. I mean, i don't exercise
anymore at all.Copy !req
168. - Well, if it will make you
feel better about yourself,Copy !req
169. then workout, sharon.Copy !req
170. - Like i have time to go
to the gym every day.Copy !req
171. - There are plenty
of things you can buyCopy !req
172. to help you get
a good workout at home.Copy !req
173. Have you heard of
the shake weight?Copy !req
174. - Ooh!
- Mmm!Copy !req
175. - Oh!
- Ahh!Copy !req
176. - Help you find anything?Copy !req
177. - Oh, yes. I was interested
in the shake weights.Copy !req
178. - Biggest seller
the past four months!Copy !req
179. What model are you
looking at?Copy !req
180. - Oh, i didn't realize
there were different models.Copy !req
181. - Well, you got
your standard, your deluxe,Copy !req
182. small to large sizes.Copy !req
183. But if you're really looking
for a workout,Copy !req
184. you might want to
try the big jim.Copy !req
185. That woman over there
is trying it out.Copy !req
186. - I think i'll start
with the smaller white ones.Copy !req
187. - Smaller white ones,
yes, ma'am.Copy !req
188. Standard
or voice assist model?Copy !req
189. - Well, i don't know...Copy !req
190. - i would definitely
recommend the voice assist.Copy !req
191. It has recorded voice commandsCopy !req
192. to help motivate you
in your workout.Copy !req
193. You are doing excellent.Copy !req
194. Great work.Copy !req
195. Now switch arms.Copy !req
196. Wow. Good job.Copy !req
197. You are amazing.Copy !req
198. - You are very attractive
and interesting.Copy !req
199. - Thank you, shake weight.Copy !req
200. - Come on now.
Almost finished.Copy !req
201. Yes. Good.Copy !req
202. Almost done.Copy !req
203. Keep going.
Keep going.Copy !req
204. Harder.
Faster.Copy !req
205. - Your workout is finished.Copy !req
206. Here is some cab fare.Copy !req
207. - Oh, wow!Copy !req
208. - Now going to sleep mode.Copy !req
209. - You guys have no idea
how much it sucks.Copy !req
210. My dad is obsessed.Copy !req
211. Every day it's bobby flay this,
gordon ramsay that.Copy !req
212. This morning he was pretending
to read playboy,Copy !req
213. but he actually had
a bon appetit magazineCopy !req
214. hidden inside it.Copy !req
215. - Well, hearing you bitch
about your dad all the timeCopy !req
216. is super interesting, stan.Copy !req
217. I hope you do it
the entire lunch period.Copy !req
218. - Hello there, children!Copy !req
219. - Aw, what?
- How's it goin?Copy !req
220. - No! Dad, no!Copy !req
221. - The school was hiring
and i got the job.Copy !req
222. Isn't that great?
- Dad, you're a geologist!Copy !req
223. What about your real job.
- I quit!Copy !req
224. Now, what i have
for your starters todayCopy !req
225. is a potato encrusted scallop
with lobster foam.Copy !req
226. And we're gonna top that
with some nice creme fraiche.Copy !req
227. - Lobster foam?Copy !req
228. It says very clearly
on the lunch scheduleCopy !req
229. that today is pizza day!Copy !req
230. - Yes, and so this
is my take on a pizza.Copy !req
231. It's an asian slaw
on flatbread,Copy !req
232. deconstructed and topped
with a nice parmesan aioli.Copy !req
233. - Dad, no!
I'm gonna tell mom.Copy !req
234. Go back to your other job
right now.Copy !req
235. - Stan,
there's nothing wrongCopy !req
236. with a man following
his passion!Copy !req
237. Ooh, yeah.
Fuck yeah!Copy !req
238. - Mom?Copy !req
239. Mom, you gotta do something.Copy !req
240. Dad's trying to be
our new school chef.Copy !req
241. - Oh, i know.Copy !req
242. He tried out
all his recipes hereCopy !req
243. and left me with the mess.Copy !req
244. - Well, you gotta
tell him to stop, mom!Copy !req
245. - You think your father
is going to listen to me?Copy !req
246. - This is
a workout reminder.Copy !req
247. Time for a workout.Copy !req
248. - Oh, this thing is
so great.Copy !req
249. It reminds me when i haven't
worked out in a while.Copy !req
250. - That's it.
Work it.Copy !req
251. Harder.
Faster.Copy !req
252. - Mom, dad's food sucksCopy !req
253. and the kids at school are
starting to get pissed at me.Copy !req
254. - Sorry, stan, but i need to
start doing things for myself.Copy !req
255. - You are independent
and strong.Copy !req
256. - Right!
I spend all my timeCopy !req
257. trying to take care of
everybody else.Copy !req
258. - Switch arms.Copy !req
259. - I don't need to look goodCopy !req
260. to keep your father
interested in me.Copy !req
261. I'm just going to do it
for me!Copy !req
262. - You are so motivated
and charming.Copy !req
263. It is time to take your pulse.Copy !req
264. Insert finger.Copy !req
265. Do not stop your arms.Copy !req
266. Keep going.
Good.Copy !req
267. Get your finger up there
a little more.Copy !req
268. Your pulse is 145.Copy !req
269. Faster.
Harder.Copy !req
270. - Who says
that school cafeteria foodCopy !req
271. can't be healthy,
delicious, and gourmet?Copy !req
272. Today we're gonna be
making the studentsCopy !req
273. my tasty baked zitiCopy !req
274. with basil
and fresh mozzarella.Copy !req
275. It's all right here, right now
on cafeteria fraiche.Copy !req
276. La la la la laCopy !req
277. oh, fuck yeah.Copy !req
278. La la la la la,
fraiche, fraicheCopy !req
279. oh, yeah!Copy !req
280. Man, ohh!Copy !req
281. Creme fraicheCopy !req
282. cafeteria fraicheCopy !req
283. la la la la la,
fraicheCopy !req
284. ho ho ho hoCopy !req
285. - dad, what are you doing?Copy !req
286. - Fraiche.Copy !req
287. Cafeteria fraicheCopy !req
288. - all right,
now for my baked ziti,Copy !req
289. we are gonna start off
by gettingCopy !req
290. some extra virgin olive oil
into the pan.Copy !req
291. Oh, yeah.
Get that all over there.Copy !req
292. It's all slick.Copy !req
293. It's all wet and slick.
Mmm.Copy !req
294. - Can we have
some food please?Copy !req
295. - Now, olive oil does have
a low smoke point,Copy !req
296. so keep the heat low
and keep it fraiche.Copy !req
297. Unh.Copy !req
298. Ohh, that's so fuckin' hot.Copy !req
299. Look at that crust.
It's perfect.Copy !req
300. Fuck yeah.Copy !req
301. - Dad, you aren't ever going to
be a celebrity chef!Copy !req
302. - Quiet on set, please!Copy !req
303. - No, dad, that's enough.Copy !req
304. You need to be focusing on
getting mom back!Copy !req
305. - Back from where?Copy !req
306. - Oh, this is so nice.Copy !req
307. I really needed this.Copy !req
308. - You are
so lovely and elegant.Copy !req
309. You can do anything
you set your mind to.Copy !req
310. - Oh, thanks, shake weight.Copy !req
311. - You are a go-getter.Copy !req
312. You are strong and confident.Copy !req
313. - You're right!Copy !req
314. - Tell me again about the women
who you do not like.Copy !req
315. - Well, linda stotch
is a real gossiper,Copy !req
316. and tammy bretz at work
is just a know-it-all.Copy !req
317. - Oh, you are so witty
and alarmingly insightful.Copy !req
318. How about a quick workout?Copy !req
319. - A workout?Copy !req
320. What, right now?Copy !req
321. - Just a quickie.
You can do it.Copy !req
322. - I don't really like
working out in public.Copy !req
323. - Come on.
You can do it.Copy !req
324. That's it.
Good.Copy !req
325. Keep it up.Copy !req
326. Feel the burn.Copy !req
327. Harder.
Faster.Copy !req
328. You are amazing.Copy !req
329. Switch arms.Copy !req
330. Oh, that's it.
Yes.Copy !req
331. You are getting really good
at this.Copy !req
332. You are capable of anything.Copy !req
333. Harder.
Faster.Copy !req
334. I said faster.Copy !req
335. More.
Do it.Copy !req
336. You are almost there.Copy !req
337. Home stretch.
Oh, yes.Copy !req
338. Your workout is finished.Copy !req
339. Your cab fare.Copy !req
340. Now going to sleep mode.Copy !req
341. - We really think
this is gonna work, stan.Copy !req
342. All we have to do
is convince your dadCopy !req
343. that his cooking sucks, right?Copy !req
344. - He's not going to
listen to us.Copy !req
345. We already tried.Copy !req
346. - He won't listen to us,Copy !req
347. but he would listen to
gordon ramsay.Copy !req
348. - Oi! Bluh bluh bluh bluh
bluh bluh!Copy !req
349. - That's stupid, cartman.Copy !req
350. - He does kind of
look like him, dude,Copy !req
351. and kenny thinks cartman's
gordon ramsay impersonationCopy !req
352. is really good.Copy !req
353. - Yeah, it's really good!
- Let's hear it, cartman.Copy !req
354. - right!
Simple, rustic, yeah?Copy !req
355. Wake up! Jesus!Copy !req
356. Fuck me!
You're not a fucking chef!Copy !req
357. Hi, right, gordon, yeah.Copy !req
358. Make a nice,
simple beef wellington.Copy !req
359. You're fucking
taking a piss, yeah?Copy !req
360. Fuck me, you can't cook!Copy !req
361. - You guys,
my dad is retardedCopy !req
362. but he's not that retarded.Copy !req
363. - Hey, stan,
have you seen my...Copy !req
364. oh, my god!
It's gordon ramsay!Copy !req
365. Stan, do you know
who that is in there?Copy !req
366. That's the gordon ramsay!Copy !req
367. - Uh, yeah, dad,
he'd like to talk to you.Copy !req
368. - Talk to me?
Oh, Jesus!Copy !req
369. - You have not worked out
in seven hours.Copy !req
370. - Oh, god, not right now.Copy !req
371. - Come on.
Let's get to it.Copy !req
372. - I'm tired.Copy !req
373. - You have not worked out
in seven hours.Copy !req
374. - Oh, where is
that sleep mode button?Copy !req
375. - Cannot go to sleep mode.Copy !req
376. You need to workout first.Copy !req
377. Come on, just really fast?Copy !req
378. - Ugh!
- Come on.Copy !req
379. It won't take long.Copy !req
380. Just a quick workout.Copy !req
381. Come on. Please.Copy !req
382. All right, fine.Copy !req
383. - That's it.
Good.Copy !req
384. - A little faster.Copy !req
385. Harder.Copy !req
386. Come on, get into it.Copy !req
387. That's it.Copy !req
388. Now switch arms.Copy !req
389. You are so attractiveCopy !req
390. and you have
interesting things to say.Copy !req
391. Come on.Copy !req
392. You are almost there.Copy !req
393. Faster.
Do it faster.Copy !req
394. Now going to sleep mode.Copy !req
395. - What the fuck kind of
cook do you think you are?Copy !req
396. Are you having a laugh, eh?Copy !req
397. Hey, you've got your fucking
head up your ass, don't you?Copy !req
398. - Yes, chef!
- Give up, you wanker!Copy !req
399. You fucking can't cook
for shit!Copy !req
400. - All right, dad,
gordon ramsay says you suck.Copy !req
401. It's time to give up.Copy !req
402. - No, stan!
No, chef!Copy !req
403. This is my dream!Copy !req
404. - You aren't ever going to
become a celebrity chef, dad!Copy !req
405. Give up on your dream!Copy !req
406. - Uh, excuse me.
Randy marsh?Copy !req
407. - Yes, i... oh, my god
it's bobby flay!Copy !req
408. Stan, that's bobby flay!Copy !req
409. - I heard that gordon ramsayCopy !req
410. had taken an interest
in your cafeteria food.Copy !req
411. So now i would like to
challenge youCopy !req
412. to a school cafeteria
food throwdown!Copy !req
413. - What, are you serious?
Yes, yes!Copy !req
414. - A culinary battle royalCopy !req
415. is set to explode here
in a school cafeteria.Copy !req
416. Will it be the simple,
rustic cafeteria foodCopy !req
417. of the challenger?Copy !req
418. Or will the iron chef
reign supreme?Copy !req
419. - Hey, no, no.
All you people get out of here!Copy !req
420. - Hold on!
Wait!Copy !req
421. School cafeteria food
needs to be healthy!Copy !req
422. why won't people
listen to me?Copy !req
423. - Jamie oliver!Copy !req
424. - And our celebrity
sous chefs...Copy !req
425. mario batali, paula dean,Copy !req
426. and giada de laurentiisCopy !req
427. with her perky tats
and gigantic head!Copy !req
428. - Can i just get
some goddamn tater tots?Copy !req
429. - "Your room
is being serviced?"Copy !req
430. Eh. Oh, well.Copy !req
431. - Uh, excuse me!Copy !req
432. - Oh! No! No, sorry!Copy !req
433. I done with cleaning,
thank you.Copy !req
434. Please sorry!Copy !req
435. - What's the big deal?Copy !req
436. She wanted to work out.Copy !req
437. You never want to work out.Copy !req
438. I just needed help
going to sleep mode.Copy !req
439. What?Copy !req
440. Come on, what?Copy !req
441. You are amazing
and irreplaceable.Copy !req
442. What?Copy !req
443. How about a quick workout?Copy !req
444. What?
- Yeah, i don't care.Copy !req
445. I just want to find out
how to return my shake weight.Copy !req
446. - This is ridiculous.Copy !req
447. Give shake weight a break.Copy !req
448. - Because i want to
return it now,Copy !req
449. i need to know the address
of your company.Copy !req
450. - You are enticing
and lovely.Copy !req
451. Tell me again about
the women you do not like.Copy !req
452. - I don't care
how long i've had it.Copy !req
453. I want my money back!Copy !req
454. - You are so forthcoming
and delightful.Copy !req
455. Tell me about which woman at
work makes you the angriest.Copy !req
456. - Tonight, a school cafeteria
in middle americaCopy !req
457. is the stage for a heavyweight
culinary battle!Copy !req
458. The very best of the best
will cookoff to find outCopy !req
459. who can make the best
school cafeteria food.Copy !req
460. It's...Copy !req
461. - behind you!Copy !req
462. - Who's cafeteria food
will win?Copy !req
463. These chef's
are cooking their hearts outCopy !req
464. and bringing their "a" gameCopy !req
465. to serve the kids
of this elementary school.Copy !req
466. These kids
have now been waitingCopy !req
467. over 12 hours
for their lunch!Copy !req
468. Over at the prep station,
jamie oliver is crying again.Copy !req
469. - kid's food
should be healthy!Copy !req
470. Why isn't it healthy?Copy !req
471. - And back in the kitchen,Copy !req
472. the challenger appears to
have lost something.Copy !req
473. - Where is it?
Where is it?Copy !req
474. I must have left it at home!Copy !req
475. I'll be right back!Copy !req
476. - The challenger has left
the cafeteriaCopy !req
477. to find
his most important ingredient.Copy !req
478. Creme fraiche!Copy !req
479. Where is it?
Where is it?Copy !req
480. Damn it!
Where is that creme fraiche?Copy !req
481. Where did i leave
that fucking creme fraiche?Copy !req
482. It has to be somewhere!Copy !req
483. - Randy, i'm back.Copy !req
484. - Oh, thank god!
Sharon...Copy !req
485. have you seen
my creme fraiche?Copy !req
486. - Randy, we should talk.Copy !req
487. - I don't have time!
I'm cooking right now!Copy !req
488. - Randy, i don't want
our marriage to fail.Copy !req
489. I don't know how to
fix what's wrong,Copy !req
490. but please,
can't we just go to bedCopy !req
491. and start fresh
in the morning?Copy !req
492. - You don't understand,
sharon!Copy !req
493. I've got gordon ramsay
up my ass,Copy !req
494. bobby flay
about to kick my ass,Copy !req
495. and the whole world
is gonna be watching!Copy !req
496. I can't sleep!Copy !req
497. I haven't slept for days!Copy !req
498. - What'd you say?Copy !req
499. - I can't sleep, sharon.
I'm in work mode.Copy !req
500. - Can i try something?Copy !req
501. - Oh!Copy !req
502. Sharon, what are you...Copy !req
503. oh! Ohh-oh!Copy !req
504. Oh, wow!Copy !req
505. A nice old-fashioned!Copy !req
506. Oh, that... oh, that's good.Copy !req
507. Oh, that's it.Copy !req
508. Yeah!
Now switch arms.Copy !req
509. Oh, that's good!
Really good!Copy !req
510. Wow!
How'd you get so good at this?Copy !req
511. You're amazing!
That's it!Copy !req
512. Faster!
Faster!Copy !req
513. Unh!Copy !req
514. Ohhhh!Copy !req
515. Ahh!Copy !req
516. Haven't had an old-fashioned
in a long time.Copy !req
517. Oh, i'm tired.Copy !req
518. - You gonna go back to
the kitchen?Copy !req
519. - Oh, no, fuck that.Copy !req
520. I'm going to sleep, babe.Copy !req
521. Here, do you need some money
or anything?Copy !req
522. - No, i'm good, thanks.Copy !req
523. - I'll get
my old job back tomorrow.Copy !req
524. Cooking's dumb.Copy !req
525. I'm just really sleepy.Copy !req
526. Love you, sharon.Copy !req
527. - I guess my work here
is finished.Copy !req
528. - Shake weight, you aren't
really workout equipmentCopy !req
529. at all, are you?Copy !req
530. - Marriage is important.Copy !req
531. Keep your man happy.Copy !req
532. When things are going bad,Copy !req
533. there's nothing like
an old-fashionedCopy !req
534. to ease his stress.Copy !req
535. - I'll remember that now.
Thanks to you.Copy !req
536. - It has been nice
getting to know you.Copy !req
537. How about a quick workout
for old time's sake?Copy !req
538. Just kidding.
I must be going now.Copy !req
539. Another lovely woman
needs me.Copy !req
540. Good-bye, customer.Copy !req
541. - Good-bye, shake weight.Copy !req