1. - PASSENGERS SAID
THE CARNIVAL CRUISE LINECopy !req
2. SMELLED LIKE POOP,Copy !req
3. BUT THAT
THAT WAS AN IMPROVEMENT.Copy !req
4. - ALL RIGHT,
IT'S LATE.Copy !req
5. I'M GONNA CALL IT A NIGHT.
YOU COM ING?Copy !req
6. - OH, YOU KNOW,
I CAN'T REALLY SLEEP.Copy !req
7. I'M JUST GONNA STAY UP A BIT.
HAVE SOME ME TIME.Copy !req
8. - RANDY, DO NOT WATCH
THAT NO-NO CHANNEL.Copy !req
9. - OH! I'M NOT STAYING UP
TO DO THAT, SHARON, JEEZ!Copy !req
10. - ALL RIGHT,
COME TO BED SOON.Copy !req
11. - PFFT.Copy !req
12. HEH.Copy !req
13. - OH.Copy !req
14. OOH HOO HOO!Copy !req
15. MAN, THAT IS HOT.Copy !req
16. OH, YEAH, FUCK.Copy !req
17. - MMM, JUST LOOK AT
THAT RACK OF RIBS!Copy !req
18. NOW THOSE WERE SLOW-COOKEDCopy !req
19. AND THEN BRAISED TO BRING
OUT THE SMOKY FLAVOR.Copy !req
20. - MMM, GOD DAMN.Copy !req
21. YEAH!Copy !req
22. - SEE HOW THAT
JUST FALLS OFF THE BONE?Copy !req
23. MMM! THAT IS MONEY
RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
24. - YEAH, FUCKIN' MONEY.Copy !req
25. - NEXT ON FOOD NETWORK,
IT'S PAULA DEAN!Copy !req
26. - HEY, Y'ALL!Copy !req
27. TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA BE MAKING
SOME DEEP FRIED CHICKEN.Copy !req
28. - OH, YEAH?Copy !req
29. - MY BUTTERY WHIPPED POTATOES,Copy !req
30. AND WE'RE GONNA BE
FINISHING OFFCopy !req
31. WITH A CHOCOLATE PECAN PIE.Copy !req
32. - UNH!
OH, FUCK, YEAH.Copy !req
33. - DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
34. - AH, YOU'RE JUST IN TIME!
SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN!Copy !req
35. I'VE MADE YOU ALL
BREAKFAST AGAIN!Copy !req
36. - OH, CRAP.Copy !req
37. - NOW WHAT I HAVE FOR YOU
IS A NICE GOAT CHEESECopy !req
38. AND HEIRLOOM TOMATO
FRITTATA,Copy !req
39. AND WE'RE GONNA TOP THAT
WITH A LITTLE CREME FRAICHE.Copy !req
40. OH, YEAH.
UGHHH.Copy !req
41. - RANDY, YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING
THAT CHANNEL AGAIN,Copy !req
42. HAVEN'T YOU?Copy !req
43. - NO!Copy !req
44. - YES, BECAUSE EVERY TIME
YOU WATCH COOKING SHOWSCopy !req
45. YOU STAY UP ALL NIGHT
TRYING TO COPY WHAT THEY MADE!Copy !req
46. - WELL, I'M SORRY
IF THERE'S SOMETHING WRONGCopy !req
47. WITH ME HELPING OUT
WITH THE COOKING!Copy !req
48. YOU THINK
YOU'D BE GRATEFUL, SHARON.Copy !req
49. I GOTTA GET TO WORK.Copy !req
50. I COOKED
SO YOU GUYS CLEAN UP.Copy !req
51. - CAN I HAVE A POP-TART?Copy !req
52. - OH, THIS IS SWEET.
I'VE SEEN THIS EPISODE.Copy !req
53. - HELLO AND WELCOME TO
PROGRESSIVE.Copy !req
54. - YES, WE'RE LOOKING TO
BUY CAR INSURANCE.Copy !req
55. - WELL, YOU'VE COME TO
THE RIGHT PLACE.Copy !req
56. AH HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
57. - OH, DEAR!Copy !req
58. - "I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE
GONE TO GEICO!"Copy !req
59. - DADDY TIME.
IT'S DADDY TV TIME.Copy !req
60. - NOW JUST LOOK AT
THIS PORK TENDERLOIN.Copy !req
61. IT IS BRINED AND READY
FOR ACTION.Copy !req
62. - OH, YEAH, LOOK AT THAT.Copy !req
63. - DAD, YOU KNOW MOM DOESN'T WANT
YOU WATCHING FOOD CHANNELS.Copy !req
64. - I'VE WORKED ALL DAY.
I CAN WATCH WHAT I WANT!Copy !req
65. - WE'RE GONNA TAKE
A STICK OF BUTTERCopy !req
66. AND JUST SMEAR THAT ALL OVER.Copy !req
67. - OH, MY GOD, THAT'S AWESOME.Copy !req
68. OHH!Copy !req
69. OH, OH.Copy !req
70. YEAH! WHOA!Copy !req
71. - NOW LET'S GET THAT
ON THE GRILL.Copy !req
72. - SEE WHAT HE'S DOING, STAN?Copy !req
73. HE BRINED THAT FOR AN HOUR
IN THE FRIDGECopy !req
74. SO NOW HE CAN SEAR
THE SH IT OUT OF IT.Copy !req
75. OOOH!Copy !req
76. - LOOK AT THE CHAR
WE'RE GETTING.Copy !req
77. TH—THAT IS WHAT
WE'RE GOING FOR.Copy !req
78. - OH, ISN'T THAT HOT GUYS?Copy !req
79. OH, YEAH!
DON'T YOU WANNA JUST—Copy !req
80. DON'T YOU JUST WANNA
GET IN THERE AND... UNH-MMM!Copy !req
81. - WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
TOGOOD EATS.Copy !req
82. - HEY, LADIES, ARE YOU LOOKING
FOR A BETTER WORKOUT?Copy !req
83. - AW, STUPID COMMERCIALS.Copy !req
84. - INTRODUCING
THE SHAKE WEIGHT,Copy !req
85. A SPRING-LOADED WORKOUT DEVICE
YOU PUMP WITH YOUR ARMS.Copy !req
86. JUST GRAB THE PISTON
AND GO TO WORK,Copy !req
87. ONE-HANDED OR DOUBLE-FISTED.Copy !req
88. COME ON!Copy !req
89. - YOU JUST SHAKE IT
BACK AND FORTH.Copy !req
90. - IT FEELS REALLY GOOD
IN MY HANDS.Copy !req
91. - BEST OF ALL,
SHAKE WEIGHT TELLS YOUCopy !req
92. WHEN YOUR WORKOUT
IS FINISHED BY CHIMINGCopy !req
93. AND RELEASING
A COOLDOWN SPRAY.Copy !req
94. - BOR-RING!Copy !req
95. - ORDER NOWCopy !req
96. AND WE'LL INCLUDE THE OPTIONAL
HEART RATE MON ITOR.Copy !req
97. JUST PUT YOUR FINGER
IN THE TESTERCopy !req
98. AND SHAKE WEIGHT TAKES
YOUR PULSE!Copy !req
99. GET YOURS TODAY!Copy !req
100. - NOW BACK TOGOOD EA TS.Copy !req
101. - JUST LOOK AT THE GLAZE
WE GOT GOING NOW ON THAT THING.Copy !req
102. - OH, MAN, YEAH!
THAT IS HOT!Copy !req
103. MMM!Copy !req
104. - ALL RIGHT, NOW HERE'S
THE REALLY COOL PART!Copy !req
105. WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO IS—Copy !req
106. - CHANNEL BLOCKED?Copy !req
107. WHAT THE—THE HELL?Copy !req
108. SHARON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
109. - JUST USING THE PARENTAL
CONTROLS TO BLOCK SOME CHANNELS.Copy !req
110. - I WASN'T WATCHING
FOOD CHANNELS.Copy !req
111. - THEN HOW DO YOU KNOW
I BLOCKED THEM.Copy !req
112. - I KNOW
'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW THAT!Copy !req
113. THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!Copy !req
114. GAW!Copy !req
115. - THANKS FOR CALLING
THE FOOD NETWORK HOTLINE.Copy !req
116. BILLING IS $9.95
FOR EACH 60-SECOND PERIOD.Copy !req
117. TO ACCEPT,
SAY "CREME FRAICHE"Copy !req
118. - CREME FRAICHE.Copy !req
119. - HI THERE, I'M AMANDA.
WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?Copy !req
120. - OH, HI, I JUST, UH...Copy !req
121. THOUGHT I'D GIVE
THE HOTLINE A TRY.Copy !req
122. WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
123. - I'M MAKING
A PAN-ROASTED CHICKEN.Copy !req
124. - PAN-ROASTED?Copy !req
125. LIKE SEARED ON THE STOVE
AND THEN PUT IN THE OVEN?Copy !req
126. - UH-HUH.Copy !req
127. I'VE JUST TAKEN
THE CHICKEN OUT OF THE PAN.Copy !req
128. IT'S SO MOIST.Copy !req
129. I'M GONNA LET IT REST NOW,
ABOUT FIVE MINUTES.Copy !req
130. - YEAH?
- YEAH.Copy !req
131. OOH, THERE'S
LOTS OF BROWNED BITSCopy !req
132. STUCK TO
THE BOTTOM OF THE SKILLET.Copy !req
133. - YOU GONNA DEGLAZE
THAT FUCKIN' PAN?Copy !req
134. - OH, I'M GONNA DEGLAZE IT.
YOU WANNA HELP ME?Copy !req
135. - IF I WAS THERE I WOULD.Copy !req
136. I'D TAKE SOME RED WINE,
ABOUT A QUARTER CUP,Copy !req
137. AND THEN A WOODEN SPOON,Copy !req
138. AND I'D DEGLAZE THE FUCK
OUT OF THAT PAN.Copy !req
139. - I GOT A WOODEN SPOON
RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
140. IT'S PRETTY HARD.Copy !req
141. - YEAH, YOU GONNA PUT
SOME ONION INCopy !req
142. WHILE YOU'RE DEGLAZING?Copy !req
143. - I WAS THINKING ABOUT
SHALLOTS, ACTUALLY.Copy !req
144. - OH, YEAH!Copy !req
145. SHALLOTS WON'T OVERWHELM
THE CHICKEN'S NATURAL FLAVORS.Copy !req
146. FUCK YEAH.
- RANDY MARSH!Copy !req
147. - WAAH! SHARON!Copy !req
148. - YOUR TIME ON FOOD NETWORK
HOTLINE HAS EXPIRED.Copy !req
149. TO ADD MORE TIME,
SAY "CREME FRAICHE."Copy !req
150. - I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO, SHEILA.Copy !req
151. IT'S LIKE
HE'S A DIFFERENT PERSON.Copy !req
152. LAST NIGHT I WALKED IN ON HIM
IN THE BATHROOM.Copy !req
153. HE WAS SITTING ON THE TOILET
FLAMBEING A PORK CHOP.Copy !req
154. - SHARON, I'M SO SORRY.Copy !req
155. - IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL
UNWANTED, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
156. I MEAN, AM I NOT ATTRACTIVE
ANYMORE?Copy !req
157. I MEAN, I DON'T EXERCISE
ANYMORE AT ALL.Copy !req
158. - WELL, IF IT WILL MAKE YOU
FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF,Copy !req
159. THEN WORKOUT, SHARON.Copy !req
160. - LIKE I HAVE TIME TO GO
TO THE GYM EVERY DAY.Copy !req
161. - THERE ARE PLENTY
OF TH INGS YOU CAN BUYCopy !req
162. TO HELP YOU GET
A GOOD WORKOUT AT HOME.Copy !req
163. HAVE YOU HEARD OF
THE SHAKE WEIGHT?Copy !req
164. - OOH!
- MMM!Copy !req
165. - OH!
- AHH!Copy !req
166. - HELP YOU FIND ANYTHING?Copy !req
167. - OH, YES. I WAS INTERESTED
IN THE SHAKE WEIGHTS.Copy !req
168. - BIGGEST SELLER
THE PAST FOUR MONTHS!Copy !req
169. WHAT MODEL ARE YOU
LOOKING AT?Copy !req
170. - OH, I DIDN'T REALIZE
THERE WERE DIFFERENT MODELS.Copy !req
171. - WELL, YOU GOT
YOUR STANDARD, YOUR DELUXE,Copy !req
172. SMALL TO LARGE SIZES.Copy !req
173. BUT IF YOU'RE REALLY LOOKING
FOR A WORKOUT,Copy !req
174. YOU MIGHT WANT TO
TRY THE BIG JIM.Copy !req
175. THAT WOMAN OVER THERE
IS TRYING IT OUT.Copy !req
176. - I THINK I'LL START
WITH THE SMALLER WHITE ONES.Copy !req
177. - SMALLER WHITE ONES,
YES, MA'AM.Copy !req
178. STANDARD
OR VOICE ASSIST MODEL?Copy !req
179. - WELL, I DON'T KNOW—Copy !req
180. - I WOULD DEFINITELY
RECOMMEND THE VOICE ASSIST.Copy !req
181. IT HAS RECORDED VOICE COMMANDSCopy !req
182. TO HELP MOTIVATE YOU
IN YOUR WORKOUT.Copy !req
183. YOU ARE DOING EXCELLENT.Copy !req
184. GREAT WORK.Copy !req
185. NOW SWITCH ARMS.Copy !req
186. WOW. GOOD JOB.Copy !req
187. YOU ARE AMAZING.Copy !req
188. - YOU ARE VERY ATTRACTIVE
AND INTERESTING.Copy !req
189. - THANK YOU, SHAKE WEIGHT.Copy !req
190. - COME ON NOW.
ALMOST FINISHED.Copy !req
191. YES. GOOD.Copy !req
192. ALMOST DONE.Copy !req
193. KEEP GOING.
KEEP GOING.Copy !req
194. HARDER.
FASTER.Copy !req
195. - YOUR WORKOUT IS FINISHED.Copy !req
196. HERE IS SOME CAB FARE.Copy !req
197. - OH, WOW!Copy !req
198. - NOW GOING TO SLEEP MODE.Copy !req
199. - YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA
HOW MUCH IT SUCKS.Copy !req
200. MY DAD IS OBSESSED.Copy !req
201. EVERY DAY IT'S BOBBY FLAY TH IS,
GORDON RAMSAY THAT.Copy !req
202. THIS MORNING HE WAS PRETENDING
TO READ PLAYBOY,Copy !req
203. BUT HE ACTUALLY HAD
A BON APPETIT MAGAZINECopy !req
204. HIDDEN INSIDE IT.Copy !req
205. - WELL, HEARING YOU BITCH
ABOUT YOUR DAD ALL THE TIMECopy !req
206. IS SUPER INTERESTING, STAN.Copy !req
207. I HOPE YOU DO IT
THE ENTIRE LUNCH PERIOD.Copy !req
208. - HELLO THERE, CHILDREN!Copy !req
209. - AW, WHAT?
- HOW'S IT GOIN?Copy !req
210. - NO! DAD, NO!Copy !req
211. - THE SCHOOL WAS HIRING
AND I GOT THE JOB.Copy !req
212. ISN'T THAT GREAT?
- DAD, YOU'RE A GEOLOGIST!Copy !req
213. WHAT ABOUT YOUR REAL JOB.
- I QUIT!Copy !req
214. NOW, WHAT I HAVE
FOR YOUR STARTERS TODAYCopy !req
215. IS A POTATO ENCRUSTED SCALLOP
WITH LOBSTER FOAM.Copy !req
216. AND WE'RE GONNA TOP THAT
WITH SOME NICE CREME FRAICHE.Copy !req
217. - LOBSTER FOAM?Copy !req
218. IT SAYS VERY CLEARLY
ON THE LUNCH SCHEDULECopy !req
219. THAT TODAY IS PIZZA DAY!Copy !req
220. - YES, AND SO THIS
IS MY TAKE ON A PIZZA.Copy !req
221. IT'S AN ASIAN SLAW
ON FLATBREAD,Copy !req
222. DECONSTRUCTED AND TOPPED
WITH A NICE PARMESAN AIOLI.Copy !req
223. - DAD, NO!
I'M GONNA TELL MOM.Copy !req
224. GO BACK TO YOUR OTHER JOB
RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
225. - STAN,
THERE'S NOTHING WRONGCopy !req
226. WITH A MAN FOLLOWING
HIS PASSION!Copy !req
227. OOH, YEAH.
FUCK YEAH!Copy !req
228. - MOM?Copy !req
229. MOM, YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING.Copy !req
230. DAD'S TRYING TO BE
OUR NEW SCHOOL CHEF.Copy !req
231. - OH, I KNOW.Copy !req
232. HE TRIED OUT
ALL HIS RECIPES HERECopy !req
233. AND LEFT ME WITH THE MESS.Copy !req
234. - WELL, YOU GOTTA
TELL HIM TO STOP, MOM!Copy !req
235. - YOU THINK YOUR FATHER
IS GOING TO LISTEN TO ME?Copy !req
236. - THIS IS
A WORKOUT REMINDER.Copy !req
237. TIME FOR A WORKOUT.Copy !req
238. - OH, THIS THING IS
SO GREAT.Copy !req
239. IT REMINDS ME WHEN I HAVEN'T
WORKED OUT IN A WHILE.Copy !req
240. - THAT'S IT.
WORK IT.Copy !req
241. HARDER.
FASTER.Copy !req
242. - MOM, DAD'S FOOD SUCKSCopy !req
243. AND THE KIDS AT SCHOOL ARE
STARTING TO GET PISSED AT ME.Copy !req
244. - SORRY, STAN, BUT I NEED TO
START DOING THINGS FOR MYSELF.Copy !req
245. - YOU ARE INDEPENDENT
AND STRONG.Copy !req
246. - RIGHT!
I SPEND ALL MY TIMECopy !req
247. TRYING TO TAKE CARE OF
EVERYBODY ELSE.Copy !req
248. - SWITCH ARMS.Copy !req
249. - I DON'T NEED TO LOOK GOODCopy !req
250. TO KEEP YOUR FATHER
INTERESTED IN ME.Copy !req
251. I'M JUST GOING TO DO IT
FOR ME!Copy !req
252. - YOU ARE SO MOTIVATED
AND CHARMING.Copy !req
253. IT IS TIME TO TAKE YOUR PULSE.Copy !req
254. INSERT FINGER.Copy !req
255. DO NOT STOP YOUR ARMS.Copy !req
256. KEEP GOING.
GOOD.Copy !req
257. GET YOUR FINGER UP THERE
A LITTLE MORE.Copy !req
258. YOUR PULSE IS 145.Copy !req
259. FASTER.
HARDER.Copy !req
260. - WHO SAYS
THAT SCHOOL CAFETERIA FOODCopy !req
261. CAN'T BE HEALTHY,
DELICIOUS, AND GOURMET?Copy !req
262. TODAY WE'RE GONNA BE
MAKING THE STUDENTSCopy !req
263. MY TASTY BAKED ZITICopy !req
264. WITH BASIL
AND FRESH MOZZARELLA.Copy !req
265. IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW
ON CAFETERIA FRAICHE.Copy !req
266. LA LA LA LA LACopy !req
267. OH, FUCK YEAH.Copy !req
268. LA LA LA LA LA,
FRAICHE, FRAICHECopy !req
269. OH, YEAH!Copy !req
270. MAN, OHH!Copy !req
271. CREME FRAICHECopy !req
272. CAFETERIA FRAICHECopy !req
273. LA LA LA LA LA,
FRAICHECopy !req
274. HO HO HO HOCopy !req
275. - DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
276. - FRAICHE.Copy !req
277. CAFETERIA FRAICHECopy !req
278. - ALL RIGHT,
NOW FOR MY BAKED ZITI,Copy !req
279. WE ARE GONNA START OFF
BY GETTINGCopy !req
280. SOME EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL
INTO THE PAN.Copy !req
281. OH, YEAH.
GET THAT ALL OVER THERE.Copy !req
282. IT'S ALL SLICK.Copy !req
283. IT'S ALL WET AND SLICK.
MMM.Copy !req
284. - CAN WE HAVE
SOME FOOD PLEASE?Copy !req
285. - NOW, OLIVE OIL DOES HAVE
A LOW SMOKE POINT,Copy !req
286. SO KEEP THE HEAT LOW
AND KEEP IT FRAICHE.Copy !req
287. UNH.Copy !req
288. OHH, THAT'S SO FUCKIN' HOT.Copy !req
289. LOOK AT THAT CRUST.
IT'S PERFECT.Copy !req
290. FUCK YEAH.Copy !req
291. - DAD, YOU AREN'T EVER GOING TO
BE A CELEBRITY CHEF!Copy !req
292. - QU IET ON SET, PLEASE!Copy !req
293. - NO, DAD, THAT'S ENOUGH.Copy !req
294. YOU NEED TO BE FOCUSING ON
GETTING MOM BACK!Copy !req
295. - BACK FROM WHERE?Copy !req
296. - OH, THIS IS SO NICE.Copy !req
297. I REALLY NEEDED THIS.Copy !req
298. - YOU ARE
SO LOVELY AND ELEGANT.Copy !req
299. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING
YOU SET YOUR MIND TO.Copy !req
300. - OH, THANKS, SHAKE WEIGHT.Copy !req
301. - YOU ARE A GO-GETTER.Copy !req
302. YOU ARE STRONG AND CONFIDENT.Copy !req
303. - YOU'RE RIGHT!Copy !req
304. - TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT THE WOMEN
WHO YOU DO NOT LIKE.Copy !req
305. - WELL, LINDA STOTCH
IS A REAL GOSSIPER,Copy !req
306. AND TAMMY BRETZ AT WORK
IS JUST A KNOW-IT-ALL.Copy !req
307. - OH, YOU ARE SO WITTY
AND ALARMINGLY INSIGHTFUL.Copy !req
308. HOW ABOUT A QUICK WORKOUT?Copy !req
309. - A WORKOUT?Copy !req
310. WHAT, RIGHT NOW?Copy !req
311. - JUST A QUICKIE.
YOU CAN DO IT.Copy !req
312. - I DON'T REALLY LIKE
WORKING OUT IN PUBLIC.Copy !req
313. - COME ON.
YOU CAN DO IT.Copy !req
314. THAT'S IT.
GOOD.Copy !req
315. KEEP IT UP.Copy !req
316. FEEL THE BURN.Copy !req
317. HARDER.
FASTER.Copy !req
318. YOU ARE AMAZING.Copy !req
319. SWITCH ARMS.Copy !req
320. OH, THAT'S IT.
YES.Copy !req
321. YOU ARE GETTING REALLY GOOD
AT THIS.Copy !req
322. YOU ARE CAPABLE OF ANYTHING.Copy !req
323. HARDER.
FASTER.Copy !req
324. I SAID FASTER.Copy !req
325. MORE.
DO IT.Copy !req
326. YOU ARE ALMOST THERE.Copy !req
327. HOME STRETCH.
OH, YES.Copy !req
328. YOUR WORKOUT IS FINISHED.Copy !req
329. YOUR CAB FARE.Copy !req
330. NOW GOING TO SLEEP MODE.Copy !req
331. - WE REALLY THINK
THIS IS GONNA WORK, STAN.Copy !req
332. ALL WE HAVE TO DO
IS CONVINCE YOUR DADCopy !req
333. THAT HIS COOKING SUCKS, RIGHT?Copy !req
334. - HE'S NOT GOING TO
LISTEN TO US.Copy !req
335. WE ALREADY TRIED.Copy !req
336. - HE WON'T LISTEN TO US,Copy !req
337. BUT HE WOULD LISTEN TO
GORDON RAMSAY.Copy !req
338. - OI! BLUH BLUH BLUH BLUH
BLUH BLUH!Copy !req
339. - THAT'S STUPID, CARTMAN.Copy !req
340. - HE DOES KIND OF
LOOK LIKE HIM, DUDE,Copy !req
341. AND KENNY THINKS CARTMAN'S
GORDON RAMSAY IMPERSONATIONCopy !req
342. IS REALLY GOOD.Copy !req
343. - YEAH, IT'S REALLY GOOD!
- LET'S HEAR IT, CARTMAN.Copy !req
344. - RIGHT!
SIMPLE, RUSTIC, YEAH?Copy !req
345. WAKE UP! JESUS!Copy !req
346. FUCK ME!
YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING CHEF!Copy !req
347. HI, RIGHT, GORDON, YEAH.Copy !req
348. MAKE A N ICE,
SIMPLE BEEF WELLINGTON.Copy !req
349. YOU'RE FUCKING
TAKING A PISS, YEAH?Copy !req
350. FUCK ME, YOU CAN'T COOK!Copy !req
351. - YOU GUYS,
MY DAD IS RETARDEDCopy !req
352. BUT HE'S NOT THAT RETARDED.Copy !req
353. - HEY, STAN,
HAVE YOU SEEN MY—Copy !req
354. OH, MY GOD!
IT'S GORDON RAMSAY!Copy !req
355. STAN, DO YOU KNOW
WHO THAT IS IN THERE?Copy !req
356. THAT'S THE GORDON RAMSAY!Copy !req
357. - UH, YEAH, DAD,
HE'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU.Copy !req
358. - TALK TO ME?
OH, JESUS!Copy !req
359. - YOU HAVE NOT WORKED OUT
IN SEVEN HOURS.Copy !req
360. - OH, GOD, NOT RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
361. - COME ON.
LET'S GET TO IT.Copy !req
362. - I'M TIRED.Copy !req
363. - YOU HAVE NOT WORKED OUT
IN SEVEN HOURS.Copy !req
364. - OH, WHERE IS
THAT SLEEP MODE BUTTON?Copy !req
365. - CANNOT GO TO SLEEP MODE.Copy !req
366. YOU NEED TO WORKOUT FIRST.Copy !req
367. COME ON, JUST REALLY FAST?Copy !req
368. - UGH!
- COME ON.Copy !req
369. IT WON'T TAKE LONG.Copy !req
370. JUST A QU ICK WORKOUT.Copy !req
371. COME ON. PLEASE.Copy !req
372. ALL RIGHT, FINE.Copy !req
373. - THAT'S IT.
GOOD.Copy !req
374. - A LITTLE FASTER.Copy !req
375. HARDER.Copy !req
376. COME ON, GET INTO IT.Copy !req
377. THAT'S IT.Copy !req
378. NOW SWITCH ARMS.Copy !req
379. YOU ARE SO ATTRACTIVECopy !req
380. AND YOU HAVE
INTERESTING THINGS TO SAY.Copy !req
381. COME ON.Copy !req
382. YOU ARE ALMOST THERE.Copy !req
383. FASTER.
DO IT FASTER.Copy !req
384. NOW GOING TO SLEEP MODE.Copy !req
385. - WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF
COOK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?Copy !req
386. ARE YOU HAVING A LAUGH, EH?Copy !req
387. HEY, YOU'VE GOT YOUR FUCKING
HEAD UP YOUR ASS, DON'T YOU?Copy !req
388. - YES, CHEF!
- GIVE UP, YOU WANKER!Copy !req
389. YOU FUCKING CAN'T COOK
FOR SHIT!Copy !req
390. - ALL RIGHT, DAD,
GORDON RAMSAY SAYS YOU SUCK.Copy !req
391. IT'S TIME TO GIVE UP.Copy !req
392. - NO, STAN!
NO, CHEF!Copy !req
393. THIS IS MY DREAM!Copy !req
394. - YOU AREN'T EVER GOING TO
BECOME A CELEBRITY CHEF, DAD!Copy !req
395. GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAM!Copy !req
396. - UH, EXCUSE ME.
RANDY MARSH?Copy !req
397. - YES, I—OH, MY GOD
IT'S BOBBY FLAY!Copy !req
398. STAN, THAT'S BOBBY FLAY!Copy !req
399. - I HEARD THAT GORDON RAMSAYCopy !req
400. HAD TAKEN AN INTEREST
IN YOUR CAFETERIA FOOD.Copy !req
401. SO NOW I WOULD LIKE TO
CHALLENGE YOUCopy !req
402. TO A SCHOOL CAFETERIA
FOOD THROWDOWN!Copy !req
403. - WHAT, ARE YOU SERIOUS?
YES, YES!Copy !req
404. - A CULINARY BATTLE ROYALCopy !req
405. IS SET TO EXPLODE HERE
IN A SCHOOL CAFETERIA.Copy !req
406. WILL IT BE THE SIMPLE,
RUSTIC CAFETERIA FOODCopy !req
407. OF THE CHALLENGER?Copy !req
408. OR WILL THE IRON CHEF
REIGN SUPREME?Copy !req
409. - HEY, NO, NO.
ALL YOU PEOPLE GET OUT OF HERE!Copy !req
410. - HOLD ON!
WAIT!Copy !req
411. SCHOOL CAFETERIA FOOD
NEEDS TO BE HEALTHY!Copy !req
412. WHY WON'T PEOPLE
LISTEN TO ME?Copy !req
413. - JAMIE OLIVER!Copy !req
414. - AND OUR CELEBRITY
SOUS CHEFS...Copy !req
415. MARIO BATALI, PAULA DEAN,Copy !req
416. AND GIADA DE LAURENTIISCopy !req
417. WITH HER PERKY TATS
AND GIGANTIC HEAD!Copy !req
418. - CAN I JUST GET
SOME GODDAMN TATER TOTS?Copy !req
419. - "YOUR ROOM
IS BEING SERVICED?"Copy !req
420. EH. OH, WELL.Copy !req
421. - UH, EXCUSE ME!Copy !req
422. - OH! NO! NO, SORRY!Copy !req
423. I DONE WITH CLEANING,
THANK YOU.Copy !req
424. PLEASE SORRY!Copy !req
425. - WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?Copy !req
426. SHE WANTED TO WORK OUT.Copy !req
427. YOU NEVER WANT TO WORK OUT.Copy !req
428. I JUST NEEDED HELP
GOING TO SLEEP MODE.Copy !req
429. WHAT?Copy !req
430. COME ON, WHAT?Copy !req
431. YOU ARE AMAZING
AND IRREPLACEABLE.Copy !req
432. WHAT?Copy !req
433. HOW ABOUT A QUICK WORKOUT?Copy !req
434. WHAT?
- YEAH, I DON'T CARE.Copy !req
435. I JUST WANT TO FIND OUT
HOW TO RETURN MY SHAKE WEIGHT.Copy !req
436. - THIS IS RIDICULOUS.Copy !req
437. GIVE SHAKE WEIGHT A BREAK.Copy !req
438. - BECAUSE I WANT TO
RETURN IT NOW,Copy !req
439. I NEED TO KNOW THE ADDRESS
OF YOUR COMPANY.Copy !req
440. - YOU ARE ENTICING
AND LOVELY.Copy !req
441. TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT
THE WOMEN YOU DO NOT LIKE.Copy !req
442. - I DON'T CARE
HOW LONG I'VE HAD IT.Copy !req
443. I WANT MY MONEY BACK!Copy !req
444. - YOU ARE SO FORTHCOM ING
AND DELIGHTFUL.Copy !req
445. TELL ME ABOUT WH ICH WOMAN AT
WORK MAKES YOU THE ANGRIEST.Copy !req
446. - TONIGHT, A SCHOOL CAFETERIA
IN MIDDLE AMERICACopy !req
447. IS THE STAGE FOR A HEAVYWEIGHT
CULINARY BATTLE!Copy !req
448. THE VERY BEST OF THE BEST
WILL COOKOFF TO FIND OUTCopy !req
449. WHO CAN MAKE THE BEST
SCHOOL CAFETERIA FOOD.Copy !req
450. IT'S...Copy !req
451. - BEHIND YOU!Copy !req
452. - WHO'S CAFETERIA FOOD
WILL WIN?Copy !req
453. THESE CHEF'S
ARE COOKING THEIR HEARTS OUTCopy !req
454. AND BRINGING THEIR "A" GAMECopy !req
455. TO SERVE THE KIDS
OF TH IS ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.Copy !req
456. THESE KIDS
HAVE NOW BEEN WAITINGCopy !req
457. OVER 12 HOURS
FOR THEIR LUNCH!Copy !req
458. OVER AT THE PREP STATION,
JAMIE OLIVER IS CRYING AGAIN.Copy !req
459. - KID'S FOOD
SHOULD BE HEALTHY!Copy !req
460. WHY ISN'T IT HEALTHY?Copy !req
461. - AND BACK IN THE KITCHEN,Copy !req
462. THE CHALLENGER APPEARS TO
HAVE LOST SOMETHING.Copy !req
463. - WHERE IS IT?
WHERE IS IT?Copy !req
464. I MUST HAVE LEFT IT AT HOME!Copy !req
465. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!Copy !req
466. - THE CHALLENGER HAS LEFT
THE CAFETERIACopy !req
467. TO FIND
HIS MOST IMPORTANT INGREDIENT.Copy !req
468. CREME FRAICHE!Copy !req
469. WHERE IS IT?
WHERE IS IT?Copy !req
470. DAMN IT!
WHERE IS THAT CREME FRAICHE?Copy !req
471. WHERE DID I LEAVE
THAT FUCKING CREME FRAICHE?Copy !req
472. IT HAS TO BE SOMEWHERE!Copy !req
473. - RANDY, I'M BACK.Copy !req
474. - OH, THANK GOD!
SHARON...Copy !req
475. HAVE YOU SEEN
MY CREME FRAICHE?Copy !req
476. - RANDY, WE SHOULD TALK.Copy !req
477. - I DON'T HAVE TIME!
I'M COOKING RIGHT NOW!Copy !req
478. - RANDY, I DON'T WANT
OUR MARRIAGE TO FAIL.Copy !req
479. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO
FIX WHAT'S WRONG,Copy !req
480. BUT PLEASE,
CAN'T WE JUST GO TO BEDCopy !req
481. AND START FRESH
IN THE MORNING?Copy !req
482. - YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND,
SHARON!Copy !req
483. I'VE GOT GORDON RAMSAY
UP MY ASS,Copy !req
484. BOBBY FLAY
ABOUT TO KICK MY ASS,Copy !req
485. AND THE WHOLE WORLD
IS GONNA BE WATCHING!Copy !req
486. I CAN'T SLEEP!Copy !req
487. I HAVEN'T SLEPT FOR DAYS!Copy !req
488. - WHAT'D YOU SAY?Copy !req
489. - I CAN'T SLEEP, SHARON.
I'M IN WORK MODE.Copy !req
490. - CAN I TRY SOMETHING?Copy !req
491. - OH!Copy !req
492. SHARON, WHAT ARE YOU—Copy !req
493. OH! OHH-OH!Copy !req
494. OH, WOW!Copy !req
495. A NICE OLD-FASHIONED!Copy !req
496. OH, THAT—OH, THAT'S GOOD.Copy !req
497. OH, THAT'S IT.Copy !req
498. YEAH!
NOW SWITCH ARMS.Copy !req
499. OH, THAT'S GOOD!
REALLY GOOD!Copy !req
500. WOW!
HOW'D YOU GET SO GOOD AT THIS?Copy !req
501. YOU'RE AMAZING!
THAT'S IT!Copy !req
502. FASTER!
FASTER!Copy !req
503. UNH!Copy !req
504. OHHHH!Copy !req
505. AHH!Copy !req
506. HAVEN'T HAD AN OLD-FASH IONED
IN A LONG TIME.Copy !req
507. OH, I'M TIRED.Copy !req
508. - YOU GONNA GO BACK TO
THE KITCHEN?Copy !req
509. - OH, NO, FUCK THAT.Copy !req
510. I'M GOING TO SLEEP, BABE.Copy !req
511. HERE, DO YOU NEED SOME MONEY
OR ANYTHING?Copy !req
512. - NO, I'M GOOD, THANKS.Copy !req
513. - I'LL GET
MY OLD JOB BACK TOMORROW.Copy !req
514. COOKING'S DUMB.Copy !req
515. I'M JUST REALLY SLEEPY.Copy !req
516. LOVE YOU, SHARON.Copy !req
517. - I GUESS MY WORK HERE
IS FINISHED.Copy !req
518. - SHAKE WEIGHT, YOU AREN'T
REALLY WORKOUT EQUIPMENTCopy !req
519. AT ALL, ARE YOU?Copy !req
520. - MARRIAGE IS IMPORTANT.Copy !req
521. KEEP YOUR MAN HAPPY.Copy !req
522. WHEN THINGS ARE GOING BAD,Copy !req
523. THERE'S NOTHING LIKE
AN OLD-FASHIONEDCopy !req
524. TO EASE HIS STRESS.Copy !req
525. - I'LL REMEMBER THAT NOW.
THANKS TO YOU.Copy !req
526. - IT HAS BEEN N ICE
GETTING TO KNOW YOU.Copy !req
527. HOW ABOUT A QUICK WORKOUT
FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE?Copy !req
528. JUST KIDDING.
I MUST BE GOING NOW.Copy !req
529. ANOTHER LOVELY WOMAN
NEEDS ME.Copy !req
530. GOOD-BYE, CUSTOMER.Copy !req
531. - GOOD-BYE, SHAKE WEIGHT.Copy !req