1. - SIT BACK, JUSTICE BELIEVERS,
AND LISTEN TO ANOTHER EDITIONCopy !req
2. OF AMERICA'S
FAVORITE SUPER HERO—Copy !req
3. MINTBERRY CRUNCH!Copy !req
4. OUR STORY BEGINS
IN A REMOTE CORNERCopy !req
5. OF THE GULF OF MEXICO.Copy !req
6. THE BP OIL COMPANY DRILLS
INTO THE OCEAN FLOOR!Copy !req
7. BUT THEY DRILL TOO MUCH,Copy !req
8. AND THE BP OIL COMPANY
ACCIDENTALLY UNLEASHES CTHULHU,Copy !req
9. AN ANCIENT EVIL GOD
FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION!Copy !req
10. HALFWAY ACROSS THE COUNTRY,Copy !req
11. A MILD-MANNERED, ATTRACTIVE
FOURTH GRADER, BRADLEY BIGGLE,Copy !req
12. HEARS OF THE DISASTER
ON THE NEWSCopy !req
13. WHILE WITH HIS FRIENDS.Copy !req
14. BUT BRADLEY BIGGLE IS
NO ORDINARY FOURTH GRADER!Copy !req
15. NOT LONG AGO, HE REALIZED
HE HAD SUPER POWERSCopy !req
16. HE COULD CALL UPON
BY TURNING IN PLACECopy !req
17. AND SAYING THE MAGIC WORD!Copy !req
18. SHABLAGOO!Copy !req
19. AND IN A FLASH,
BRADLEY IS TRANSFORMEDCopy !req
20. INTO THAT THRILLING SUPERHERO,
MINTBERRY CRUNCH!Copy !req
21. JOINED BY THE OTHER
COON FRIENDS,Copy !req
22. MINTBERRY CRUNCH
WENT TO INVESTIGATECopy !req
23. THE GULF SPILL CRISIS!Copy !req
24. THE SUPERHEROES
CAME ACROSS A CULT,Copy !req
25. IN EXISTENCE FOR YEARS,Copy !req
26. THAT HAD BEEN WAITING
FOR CTHULHU'S ARRIVAL!Copy !req
27. THEY ARE THE KEY
TO STOPPING CTHULHUCopy !req
28. FROM TAKING OVER THE WORLD.Copy !req
29. SOMETIMES, WHEN EVERYTHING
SEEMS HOPELESS,Copy !req
30. THAT'S WHEN
YOU NEED TO BRING IT ALL.Copy !req
31. THAT'S WHEN YOU NEED TO
BRING THE CRUNCH!Copy !req
32. - DUDE, I'M SORRY,Copy !req
33. BUT WE STILL AREN'T
GETTING IT.Copy !req
34. YOU'RE HALF-MAN
AND HALF-BERRY?Copy !req
35. - RIGHT!Copy !req
36. - BUT THEN WHAT EXACTLY IS
YOUR SUPER POWER?Copy !req
37. - THE POWER OF MINT
AND BERRIESCopy !req
38. YET WITH A SATISFYING
TASTY CRUNCH!Copy !req
39. - NO, SEE,
THAT'S THE PROBLEM, DUDE.Copy !req
40. THAT'S NOT REALLY
A SUPER POWER.Copy !req
41. LIKE I HAVE MENTAL COMMAND
OVER ALL POWER TOOLS,Copy !req
42. HUMAN KITE CAN FLY—Copy !req
43. - AND SHOOT LASERS
OUT OF MY EYES.Copy !req
44. - AND SHOOT LASERS OUT OF
HIS EYES, AND MYSTERION CAN—Copy !req
45. WAIT. WHAT'S YOUR SUPER POWER,
MYSTERION?Copy !req
46. - I CAN'T DIE!Copy !req
47. - OH, YEAH, GOOD ONE.
MYSTERION CAN'T DIE.Copy !req
48. AND IRON MAIDEN IS
INDESTRUCTIBLE—Copy !req
49. - NO, STAN, I'M BEING SERIOUS.Copy !req
50. I REALLY, REALLYCAN'T DIE!Copy !req
51. - WHAT?Copy !req
52. - LIKE LAST NIGHT
IN THE ALLEY!Copy !req
53. THE CULT LEADER STABBED MECopy !req
54. AND I BLED
ALL OVER THE PLACE.Copy !req
55. AND YOU SCREAMED,
"OH, MY GOD!"Copy !req
56. AND YOU CALLED HIM A BASTARD!Copy !req
57. - WHEN WAS THAT?Copy !req
58. - ALL THE TIME!Copy !req
59. I DIE ALL THE TIME!Copy !req
60. AND YOU ASSHOLES
NEVER REMEMBER!Copy !req
61. - I THINK WE WOULD
REMEMBER YOU DYING, DUDE.Copy !req
62. - WELL, YOU DON'T!Copy !req
63. I DIE OVER AND OVER.Copy !req
64. ONLY TO WAKE UP IN MY BED
LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED.Copy !req
65. - DUDE, YOU'RE FREAKIN' OUT
MINTBERRY CRUNCH.Copy !req
66. HE'S PEED HIS PANTS.
- NO, NO!Copy !req
67. MINTBERRY CRUNCH DOESN'T
EVER PEE HIS PANTS!Copy !req
68. - I KNEW THERE'D BE NO POINT
IN TELLING YOU GUYS.Copy !req
69. - ALL RIGHT, DUDE.Copy !req
70. LET'S JUST SAY YOU'RE
NOT CRAZY AND IT'S TRUE.Copy !req
71. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?Copy !req
72. I MEAN, I THINK IT'D BE PRETTY
COOL NOT TO BE ABLE TO DIE.Copy !req
73. - PRETTY COOL?Copy !req
74. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS
LIKE TO BE STABBED?Copy !req
75. TO BE SHOT, DECAPITATED,
TORN APART, BURNED, RUN OVER—Copy !req
76. - KENNY, KENNY CALM DOWN.Copy !req
77. - IT'S NOT PRETTY COOL, KYLE!Copy !req
78. IT FUCKING HURTS!Copy !req
79. AND IT WON'T GO AWAY
AND NOBODY WILL BELIEVE ME!Copy !req
80. REMEMBER THIS TIME!Copy !req
81. TRY AND FUCKING REMEMBER!Copy !req
82. - OH, MY GOD!
HOLY SHIT, DUDE!Copy !req
83. - DUDE!
- IS HE—OH, JESUS!Copy !req
84. - KENNY.
NO, NO!Copy !req
85. - GATHER AROUND,
BELIEVERS IN GOOD,Copy !req
86. AND LISTEN TO THE NEWEST
INSTALLMENT OFTHE COON!Copy !req
87. IT ALL BEGAN
WHEN THE BP OIL COMPANYCopy !req
88. DRILLED INTO THE OCEAN FLOORCopy !req
89. AND RIPPED OPEN A HOLE
TO ANOTHER DIMENSION.Copy !req
90. SEEING THE DISASTER
ON COONVISION,Copy !req
91. THE COON IMMEDIATELY
CALLED TOGETHERCopy !req
92. HIS TRUSTY COON FRIENDS.Copy !req
93. AS THE COON EXPLAINED HOW
THE DISASTER COULD BE STOPPED,Copy !req
94. SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED.Copy !req
95. WITHOUT WARNING,
THE COON FRIENDS CHANGED.Copy !req
96. THEIR SUPERPOWERS
MORPHED SOMEHOW,Copy !req
97. TURNING THEM INTO...
SUPERVILLAINS.Copy !req
98. THE COON TRIED TO
REASON WITH THEM,Copy !req
99. TRIED TO BRING THEM BACK TO
THE SIDE OF GOOD,Copy !req
100. BUT IT WAS TOO LATE.Copy !req
101. THEIR BLACK HEARTS HAD BEEN
TAINTED BY HATE AND RAGE.Copy !req
102. THE COON WAS ALONE.Copy !req
103. TORN BY THE ULTIMATE DILEMMA,Copy !req
104. HE HAD TO PUT A STOP TO
THE EVIL VILLAINS,Copy !req
105. EVEN THOUGH THEY HAD
ONCE BEEN HIS FRIENDS.Copy !req
106. SOMETIMES,
TO FIGHT THE ULTIMATE EVIL,Copy !req
107. YOU MUST MAKE FRIENDS
WITH ENEMIES.Copy !req
108. THE COON TEAMED UP
WITH CTHULHU,Copy !req
109. BECAUSE EVEN CTHULHU KNOWS
WHAT EVIL ASSHOLESCopy !req
110. KYLE AND STAN
AND THOSE GUYS ARE.Copy !req
111. AND THAT THEY ARE MANIPULATIVE,
UNCARING, VAGINA FACES!Copy !req
112. THEY ARE ALL PLANNING TO
DESTROY THE WORLD.Copy !req
113. ONLY ONE THING CAN STOP THEM—
THE COON.Copy !req
114. WITH CTHULHU'S HELP,
I CAN TRY TO BANISH THEMCopy !req
115. TO A DARK OBLIVION
FOR ALL ETERNITY.Copy !req
116. I WILL NOT REST
UNTIL THAT HAPPENS.Copy !req
117. BABY, I KNOW
YOU'RE ASKIN' ME TO STAYCopy !req
118. SAY PLEASE, PLEASE,
PLEASE, DON'T GO AWAYCopy !req
119. YOU SAY I'M GIVIN' YOU
THE BLUESCopy !req
120. MAYBE YOU MEAN
EVERY WORD YOU SAYCopy !req
121. CAN'T HELP BUT THINK OF—Copy !req
122. - ERIC CARTMAN!
- HI, MOM.Copy !req
123. - WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN,
YOUNG MAN?Copy !req
124. - JUST DOING STUFF, MOM.Copy !req
125. ARE MY FRIENDS DOWNSTAIRS
IN THE SECRET BASE?Copy !req
126. - YES, THEY ARE, BUT YOU
WERE SUPPOSED TO BECopy !req
127. GROUNDED IN YOUR ROOM.Copy !req
128. AND NOW YOU'RE
MORE GROUNDED, YOUNG MAN!Copy !req
129. - THE COON'S MOTHER APPEARS
TO BE EXTREMELY UPSET.Copy !req
130. IN ORDER TO GET PAST HER,Copy !req
131. I MUST USE
THE LEBRON JAMES TECHNIQUE.Copy !req
132. - ERIC, ARE YOU LISTENING
TO ME?Copy !req
133. - MOM... WHAT SHOULD I DO?Copy !req
134. - WHAT?Copy !req
135. - WHAT SHOULD I DO?Copy !req
136. SHOULD I ADMIT
I MADE MISTAKES?Copy !req
137. SHOULD I SAY
I'VE DONE THIS BEFORE?Copy !req
138. SHOULD WRITE A SONGCopy !req
139. ABOUT HOW I SHOULD HAVE
STAYED IN MY ROOM?Copy !req
140. WHAT SHOULD I DO?Copy !req
141. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN
WHAT SHOULD—Copy !req
142. - SHOULD I SAY I'M NOT
A ROLE MODEL?Copy !req
143. SHOULD I NOT LISTEN TO
MY CONSCIENCE?Copy !req
144. IT'S MY CONSCIENCE, MOM!
WHAT SHOULD I DO?Copy !req
145. GO BACK TO MY ROOM
AND PRETEND NOTHING HAPPENED?Copy !req
146. NOT JUMP OUT THE WINDOW
AND FLY TO NEW ORLEANS?Copy !req
147. WHAT SHOULD I DO, MOM?
TELL ME!Copy !req
148. - I JUST—I—Copy !req
149. I'M GOING TO GO MAKE YOU KIDS
SOME LEMONADE.Copy !req
150. - ALL RIGHT, COON FRIENDS!Copy !req
151. WHAT GOOD DEED
SHOULD WE DO NEXT?Copy !req
152. - PERHAPS WE SHOULD BAKE
MORE LEMON BARSCopy !req
153. TO RAISE MONEY
FOR PEOPLE IN NEED!Copy !req
154. - OKAY!Copy !req
155. - YOU GUYS HAVE NO MEMORYCopy !req
156. OF ME SHOOTING MYSELF
IN THE HEAD, DO YOU?Copy !req
157. - WHAT?Copy !req
158. - WHAT WE NEED TO DO IS
TALK TO PEOPLE IN THAT CULT.Copy !req
159. I WANT TO KNOW
WHERE MY POWERS COME FROM.Copy !req
160. - YEAH, COOL, LET'S TALK ABOUT
WHERE OUR POWERS COME FROM!Copy !req
161. - I WAS BITTEN BY
A RADIOACTIVE MOSQUITO!Copy !req
162. ZZZT!Copy !req
163. - I WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENTCopy !req
164. THEN PUT BACK TOGETHER
WITH TUPPERWARE PARTS!Copy !req
165. - TI-TIMMY!Copy !req
166. - WILL YOU GUYS
LISTEN TO ME?Copy !req
167. I ACTUALLY HAVE A POWERCopy !req
168. THAT I ACTUALLY WANT TO
KNOW ABOUT!Copy !req
169. - HEY, GUYS.Copy !req
170. SO WHAT'S GOIN' ON?Copy !req
171. - GO AWAY, CARTMAN.Copy !req
172. WE KICKED YOU OUT OF COON
AND FRIENDS, REMEMBER?Copy !req
173. - NO, I KNOW.Copy !req
174. THAT'S COOL.
I UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
175. EVEN THOUGH I STARTED IT AND
THE SECRET BASE IS IN MY HOUSE.Copy !req
176. YEAH, THAT'S TOTALLY
UNDERSTANDABLE.Copy !req
177. - YOU JUST WANTED TO FRAME
AND BLACKMAIL PEOPLE.Copy !req
178. THEN YOU BEAT UP CLYDE
AND BRADLEY FOR NO REASON!Copy !req
179. - NO, YOU'RE RIGHT.
FOR NO REASON.Copy !req
180. CLEARLY SOMETHING IS WRONG
WITH ME.Copy !req
181. BUT, YOU GUYS...
WHAT SHOULD I DO?Copy !req
182. - YOU SHOULD FUCK OFF.
THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO.Copy !req
183. - HMM. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
184. LOOK, YOU GUYS WERE
TOTALLY RIGHT, OKAY?Copy !req
185. THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO SAY.Copy !req
186. THAT AND... THERE'S
A DOUBLE RAINBOW OUTSIDE.Copy !req
187. - A WHAT?
- DOUBLE RAINBOW, YOU GUYS.Copy !req
188. YOU DON'T SEE 'EM OFTEN, BUT
THERE'S ONE OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
189. YOU GOTTA COME SEE!Copy !req
190. - A DOUBLE RAINBOW?Copy !req
191. SHABLAGOO!Copy !req
192. - WAIT, MINTBERRY CRUNCH.
YOU MIGHT NOT WANNA GO—Copy !req
193. - HEY, CAN I SEE
THE DOUBLE RAINBOW, FELLAS?Copy !req
194. FELLAS?Copy !req
195. - ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL,
YOU GUYS?Copy !req
196. - THERE'S NO DOUBLE RAINBOW,
FAT ASS.Copy !req
197. - YOU ARE CORRECT,
HUMAN KIKE.Copy !req
198. NOT THAT SUPERVILLAINS
LIKE YOU GUYSCopy !req
199. COULD EVER SEE
A DOUBLE RAINBOW.Copy !req
200. - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
201. - YOUR EVIL DOING DAYS
ARE OVER, MOSQUITO!Copy !req
202. ALL OF YOU SHALL NOW BE DEALT
THE SWIFT HAND OF JUSTICE!Copy !req
203. - CARTMAN, YOU ARE
THE BAD GUY, NOT US.Copy !req
204. - NU-UH, YOU GUYS ARE
THE BAD GUY.Copy !req
205. - AAH!Copy !req
206. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH THAT THING?Copy !req
207. - HE'S GOING TO HELP ME
GET RID OF YOU GUYS,Copy !req
208. SO TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE
THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE!Copy !req
209. - CARTMAN, IF YOU TEAM UP
WITH THE MOST EVIL THINGCopy !req
210. IN THE UNIVERSE, THEN CLEARLY
YOU ARE THE BAD GUY!Copy !req
211. - NO, BECAUSE IT'S
FOR THE GREATER GOODCopy !req
212. LIKE WHEN SUPERMAN
TEAMED UP WITH LEX LUTHOR.Copy !req
213. - SUPERMAN NEVER TEAMED UP
WITH LEX LUTHOR!Copy !req
214. - WELL, THAT'S WHY SUPERMAN
ISN'T AROUND ANYMORE,Copy !req
215. ISN'T IT?Copy !req
216. CTHULHU, BANISH THEM TO
A DARK OBLIVION, PLEASE.Copy !req
217. AAH!Copy !req
218. - OH, HO!
DUDE, THAT WAS AWESOME!Copy !req
219. YOU WERE ALL LIKE, "MRRR!"Copy !req
220. AND THEY WERE ALL LIKE, "NOO!"Copy !req
221. - ALL RIGHT, NOW...Copy !req
222. WE'VE TAKEN OUT
MOST OF THE SYNAGOGUES,Copy !req
223. DESTROYED SAN FRANCISCO,Copy !req
224. SENT MY FRIENDS
INTO A DARK OBLIVION,Copy !req
225. AND SO OUR NEXT ORDER OF
BUSINESS WILL BE BURNING MAN!Copy !req
226. - BURNING MAN IS THE BIGGEST
HIPPIE FESTIVAL IN THE WORLD,Copy !req
227. AND TOMORROW, WE ARE GONNA
WIPE 'EM ALL OUT!Copy !req
228. PRETTY SOON THE WHOLE WORLD
WILL BE TRANSFORMEDCopy !req
229. THANKS TO THE COON!Copy !req
230. - YES, YES,
THE COON AND FRIEND.Copy !req
231. NOW AFTER BURNING MAN,Copy !req
232. WE WILL TAKE DOWN
WHOLE FOODS, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
233. - THE DARK LORD IS AGITATEDCopy !req
234. AND THE LEBRON JAMES TECHNIQUE
MIGHT NOT WORK.Copy !req
235. THE COON WILL HAVE TO USECopy !req
236. AN EVEN MORE
MANIPULATIVE TECHNIQUE.Copy !req
237. TIME TO BUST OUT CUTE KITTEN.Copy !req
238. MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
MEOW MEOW MEOW!Copy !req
239. MEOW MEOW MEOW!Copy !req
240. - HMPH. GRR.Copy !req
241. - DUDE,
WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?Copy !req
242. - I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I FEEL LIKE...Copy !req
243. I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE.Copy !req
244. - AND SO THE COON
HAD RETURNEDCopy !req
245. WITH THE DARK LORD CTHULHU!Copy !req
246. UPON SEEING CTHULHU IN PERSON,Copy !req
247. MINTBERRY CRUNCH HEROICALLY
DASHED OFF TO—Copy !req
248. TO SAVE THE DAY!Copy !req
249. WITH MINTY COOLNESS,
HE HURRIED BACK HOMECopy !req
250. AND HEROICALLY WATCHED
JUDGE JUDY,Copy !req
251. KNOWING THAT
HIS SUPERHERO FRIENDSCopy !req
252. WERE PROBABLY JUST FINE
WITHOUT HIM!Copy !req
253. AAH!Copy !req
254. - OH, SHIT!Copy !req
255. WE AREN'T GOING THAT WAY!Copy !req
256. - YOU GUYS,
I WANNA GO HOME!Copy !req
257. - WE ALL WANNA GO HOME,
CLYDE!Copy !req
258. I DON'T THINK WE'RE GONNA LAST
VERY LONG OUT HERE.Copy !req
259. - MAYBE WE SHOULD
JUST FIND A PLACE TO HIDECopy !req
260. AND WAIT FOR HELP.Copy !req
261. - WHAT HELP, DUDE?Copy !req
262. NOBODY IN THE REAL WORLD
EVEN KNOWS WE'RE HERE!Copy !req
263. - ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS HIDE
AS LONG AS YOU CAN.Copy !req
264. I'LL TRY AND FIND HELP.
- HOW, DUDE?Copy !req
265. - KENNY, WHERE THE HELL
ARE YOU GOING?Copy !req
266. - I'M GOING TO TRY TO
GET YOU ALL OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
267. IF THIS WORKS.Copy !req
268. OR I COULD BE WRONG.Copy !req
269. - KENNY!Copy !req
270. - OW! THAT FUCKING HURTS!Copy !req
271. ARGH! UNHHH!Copy !req
272. - OH, MY GOD!
KENNY.Copy !req
273. - YOU—YOU CRAZY BASTARD!Copy !req
274. - IT'S BURNING MAN!Copy !req
275. - BIGGEST PARTY
IN THE WORLD, BABY!Copy !req
276. - FUCKING HIPPIES!
FUCK ALL YOU!Copy !req
277. - THE DARK AND EVIL CTHULHU
IS BRINGING HIS ANGRY WRATHCopy !req
278. DOWN UPON THE BURNING MAN
FESTIVAL, TOM.Copy !req
279. CTHULHU ISN'T BEHAVINGCopy !req
280. AS MOST SCIENTISTS
HAD SPECULATED, TOM.Copy !req
281. BUT THE DARK LORD IS
WREAKING HAVOC EVERYWHERE AND—Copy !req
282. - NO, NO, EXCUSE ME!Copy !req
283. IT IS NOT CTHULHU.Copy !req
284. IT IS COON AND FRIEND.Copy !req
285. I'M A LITTLE SICK OF EVERYONE
GIVING HIM ALL THE CREDITCopy !req
286. WHEN I'M THE ONE REALLY MAKING
THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE.Copy !req
287. - TOM, IT APPEARS
THAT BRUCE VILANCHCopy !req
288. HAS ARRIVED ON THE SCENE
WEARING A RAT COSTUME.Copy !req
289. - OH, YOU MOTHERFUCKER.Copy !req
290. CTHULHU, THIS GUY TOO!Copy !req
291. COOL.Copy !req
292. OH, GET THAT FIRE-TWIRLING
HIPPIE BITCH!Copy !req
293. - THIS... FREAKING... SUCKS!Copy !req
294. WE WORSHIPPED
AND PRAYED TO CTHULHU,Copy !req
295. WENT TO ALL THE CULT MEETINGS,Copy !req
296. BUT LIFE IS STILL
TOTALLY FREAKIN' GAY.Copy !req
297. - I THOUGHT THAT WHEN CTHULHU
ROSE FROM THE DEPTHSCopy !req
298. ALL WAS GONNA BE DARKNESS
AND PAIN.Copy !req
299. I THOUGHT AT LEAST
SCHOOL WOULD BE CANCELED.Copy !req
300. - HOW DO I FIGHT HIM?Copy !req
301. - OH JOY.
IT'S UNDERWEAR BOY AGAIN.Copy !req
302. - THAT GOD YOU PRAY TO
JUST TOOK AWAY ALL MY FRIENDS.Copy !req
303. - NOT OUR GOD.Copy !req
304. HE PROMISED EVERYTHING WOULD
CHANGE IF WE WORSHIPPED HIM,Copy !req
305. BUT WE'RE JUST SITTING HERE
SMOKING CIGARETTES LIKE BEFORE.Copy !req
306. IT'S LIKE OBAMA
ALL OVER AGAIN.Copy !req
307. - HOW DO I FIGHT HIM?Copy !req
308. - CTHULHU ISN'T ALIVE
OR DEAD, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
309. - TELL ME WHAT THAT MEANS.Copy !req
310. - HENRIETTA!Copy !req
311. YOUR LITTLE BROTHER
WANTS TO PLAY WITH YOU.Copy !req
312. - GO AWAY, MOM!
I HATE YOU!Copy !req
313. - JUST LET
YOUR LITTLE BROTHERCopy !req
314. PLAY WITH YOUR FRIENDS,
SWEETIE.Copy !req
315. HE'S LONELY.
GO ON IN, BRADLEY.Copy !req
316. - WILL YOU GUYS PAINT WITH ME?Copy !req
317. - FUCK OFF, DORK.
I DON'T WANT YOU HERE!Copy !req
318. - PLEASE, CAN I JUST—OH!Copy !req
319. M-MYSTERION!
WHAT'S GOING—Copy !req
320. UH, THAT'S OKAY, SIS.Copy !req
321. I'LL PLAY WITH YOU
ANOTHER TIME!Copy !req
322. MYSTERION IS HERE!Copy !req
323. HE MUST HAVE COME
FOR MY HELP!Copy !req
324. NO TIME TO WASTE.Copy !req
325. TIME FOR BRADLEY BIGGLE
TO TRANSFORM!Copy !req
326. SHABLAGOO!Copy !req
327. - ALL RIGHT, LOOK,Copy !req
328. THE NECRONOMICONIS
AN ACCOUNT OF THE OLD ONES,Copy !req
329. THEIR HISTORY AND THE MEANS
FOR SUMMONING THEM.Copy !req
330. - OLD ONES?Copy !req
331. - DARK DEITIES
THAT EXISTED BEFORE MAN.Copy !req
332. - IT WAS WRITTEN BY
A MAD PRINCECopy !req
333. WHO KNEW OF THE NIGHTMARE CITY
OF R'LYEH,Copy !req
334. WHICH FELL FROM THE STARS
AND EXISTS BENEATH THE SEA,Copy !req
335. AND IN ANOTHER DIMENSION.Copy !req
336. - THAT'S IT.
THAT'S THE PLACE I JUST WAS!Copy !req
337. - YOU'VE BEEN TO THE NIGHTMARE
CITY OF R'LYEH?Copy !req
338. - LUCKY.Copy !req
339. - CTHULHU AND THE OTHER BEINGS
ARE FROM THIS CITY,Copy !req
340. BUT FOR YEARS
CULTISTS HAVE TRIEDCopy !req
341. TO BRING THEM INTO OUR WORLD.Copy !req
342. - AND WHAT ABOUT
CTHULHU'S POWER?Copy !req
343. WHY CAN'T OLD ONES DIE?Copy !req
344. - THE ONLY THING
THAT CAN DESTROY AN IMMORTALCopy !req
345. IS ANOTHER IMMORTAL.Copy !req
346. - HA HA!
DON'T WORRY, MYSTERION!Copy !req
347. MINTBERRY CRUNCH IS HERECopy !req
348. TO HELP YOU
WITH THESE BLACK CULTISTS!Copy !req
349. - GET OUT OF MY ROOM, TWERP!Copy !req
350. - MINTBERRY CRUNCH
ISN'T AFRAID OF HIS FAT SISTER!Copy !req
351. GRAB HER LEGS, MYSTERION!Copy !req
352. MYSTERION?Copy !req
353. OH, CRAP.Copy !req
354. HEY, MYSTERION, WAIT UP!Copy !req
355. COME ON, WAIT UP!Copy !req
356. US COON FRIENDS NEED TO
STICK TOGETHER, REMEMBER?Copy !req
357. WHERE'RE YOU GOING?Copy !req
358. - WHEREVER CTHULHU IS.Copy !req
359. - WHAT?
BUT HE'LL KILL YOU!Copy !req
360. - MAYBE, BUT WITH ANY LUCK,Copy !req
361. I MIGHT FIND THE REASON
FOR MY POWERS.Copy !req
362. - OH, RIGHT!Copy !req
363. MAYBE I CAN FIND THE REASON
FOR MY POWERS TOO!Copy !req
364. - YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
365. - HOW WAS IT THAT MINT
AND BERRY CAME TOGETHERCopy !req
366. DELIVERING FULL FLAVOR
AND AN INTENSE CRUNCH?Copy !req
367. WE MUST FIND OUT ANSWERS,
MYSTERION!Copy !req
368. M-MYSTERION,
I'M GOING WITH YOU!Copy !req
369. - AFTER THE TRIUMPHANT VICTORYCopy !req
370. OVER THE EVIL HIPPIES
OF BURNING MAN,Copy !req
371. COON AND FRIENDS
TURN THEIR ATTENTIONCopy !req
372. TO THE NEXT
VILLAINOUS SCOURGE,Copy !req
373. BRAVELY TAKING OUTCopy !req
374. EVERY WHOLE FOODS
LEFT IN THE COUNTRY.Copy !req
375. NO MORE ORGANIC CRAP
FOR AMERICA.Copy !req
376. THANKS TO COON AND FRIENDS,Copy !req
377. THE COUNTRY WOULD SOON BE RID
OF ALL EVIL.Copy !req
378. BUT FIRST,
THEY WOULD COME UP AGAINSTCopy !req
379. THEIR MOST CHALLENGING
AND MOST EVIL OPPONENT—Copy !req
380. JUSTIN BIEBER.Copy !req
381. IN ORDER TO SAVE THE EARTH,Copy !req
382. THIS LITTLE BUTTHOLE
HAD TO BE STOPPED.Copy !req
383. - [high-pitched voice]
BABY BABY BABY, OOH, BABYCopy !req
384. BABY BABY,
OOH, BABY BABY—Copy !req
385. OOH OOH OOH!Copy !req
386. OOH AAH!Copy !req
387. - YUP, THAT'S HIM.Copy !req
388. SO LONG, JUSTIN BIEBER,
YOU LITTLE DOUCHE BAG!Copy !req
389. - THE DARK GOD CTHULHUCopy !req
390. CONTINUES HIS RAMPAGE
OF DESTRUCTION AND TERROR,Copy !req
391. AND THERE SEEMS TO BE
NO HOPE FOR MAN.Copy !req
392. I AM JOINED NOW BY A SUPPOSED
TEAM MEMBER OF CTHULHU,Copy !req
393. THE COON.Copy !req
394. - IT ISN'T JUST CTHULHU,
MR. REPORTER.Copy !req
395. HE'S MERELY A SMALL
PIECE OF COON AND FRIENDS,Copy !req
396. WHO WILL CONTINUE TO FIGHT
FOR GOOD AND JUSTICE.Copy !req
397. - GOOD AND JUSTICE?Copy !req
398. JUSTIN BIEBER AND MOST OF HIS
FANS HAVE JUST BEEN MASSACRED.Copy !req
399. - YES, COON AND FRIENDS
ARE HAPPY TO HELP.Copy !req
400. WE DO NOT NEED THANKS
FOR OUR DEEDS.Copy !req
401. WE DO NOT WANT GIFTS.Copy !req
402. ALL WE WANT
IS FOR PEOPLE TO BUYCopy !req
403. OUR COON AND FRIENDS T-SHIRTS
FOR 14.95.Copy !req
404. - HEY, FAT BOY!Copy !req
405. - KENNY? WHAT THE HELL?
I SENT YOU—Copy !req
406. - TO THE SUNKEN CITY OF R'LYEH
FALLEN FROM THE STARS!Copy !req
407. YOU LITTLE FUCKIN' PRICK!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?Copy !req
408. WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCK
DOES THAT TO HIS FRIENDS?Copy !req
409. - IT'S NOT MY FAULT
YOU GOT TURNED EVIL, KENNY!Copy !req
410. - YOU ARE THE BAD GUY,
FAT BOY, YOU!Copy !req
411. - I'M GOING AROUND MAKING
THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE!Copy !req
412. - FOR YOU!Copy !req
413. YOU'RE MAKING IT
A BETTER PLACE FOR YOU!Copy !req
414. - RIGHT, THAT'S WHAT
SUPERHEROES DO.Copy !req
415. - NO. THIS IS
WHAT SUPERHEROES DO.Copy !req
416. YOU BANISHED ME,
BUT I'M BACK!Copy !req
417. WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME?Copy !req
418. - BRING BACK MY FRIENDS!
TAKE ME!Copy !req
419. - MYSTERION, NO!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
420. - ONLY AN IMMORTAL
CAN KILL ANOTHER IMMORTAL!Copy !req
421. HERE'S YOUR PRIZE!Copy !req
422. TAKE THIS CURSE AWAY FROM ME,
YOU BIG PUSSY!Copy !req
423. - DON'T LISTEN TO HIM,
CTHULHU!Copy !req
424. WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT STUFF
TO DO.Copy !req
425. - GO ON!Copy !req
426. KILL ME BEFORE I KILL YOU!Copy !req
427. BUT BRING MY FRIENDS BACK,
WUSS!Copy !req
428. - CTHULHU, YOU ARE
A COON FRIEND, AND I'M THE COON!Copy !req
429. YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME!Copy !req
430. UN-HUH. UN-UH-UN-UH!
UN-UH!Copy !req
431. WHEW.Copy !req
432. - NO! COME BACK!Copy !req
433. I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT I AM!
COME BACK!Copy !req
434. - FUCK YOU, KENNY!Copy !req
435. - COME BACK,
YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT!Copy !req
436. - HELLO, MY SON.Copy !req
437. IF YOU ARE SEEING
THIS MESSAGE,Copy !req
438. THEN IT MUST BE DARK TIMES,Copy !req
439. AND YOU MUST HAVE
MANY QUESTIONS.Copy !req
440. YOUR TRUE NAME IS GOKZARAH.Copy !req
441. THE POWER GIVEN TO YOU
COMES FROM A PLANET FAR AWAY.Copy !req
442. YOU ARE FROM THAT PLANET,
GOKZARAH.Copy !req
443. IT IS FOR THAT REASONCopy !req
444. YOU HAVE A POWER THAT
NORMAL HUMANS DO NOT HAVE.Copy !req
445. I KNOW YOU MUST SOMETIMES SEE
THIS POWER AS A CURSE,Copy !req
446. BUT YOU WERE SENT HERE
TO STOP EVILCopy !req
447. FROM TAKING OVER THE EARTH,Copy !req
448. AND NOW THAT TIME
HAS APPARENTLY COME.Copy !req
449. YOU MUST NOW HARNESS AND FOCUS
YOUR POWER, GOKZARAH.Copy !req
450. THE POWER
OF MINT AND BERRIES,Copy !req
451. YET WITH A TASTY,
SATISFYING CRUNCH.Copy !req
452. - YES!
YES, PLEASE GO ON!Copy !req
453. - YOUR HOME PLANET, KOKUJON,Copy !req
454. IS KNOWN THROUGHOUT
THE UNIVERSECopy !req
455. FOR ITS BERRY MINES.Copy !req
456. BERRIES THAT HAVE THE POWER TO
FUEL NEARLY ANYTHING.Copy !req
457. NEEDLESS TO SAY, WHEN THE MINT
HUNTERS OF KOGANRAGACopy !req
458. GOT WORD OF THEM, OUR FATE
WAS ALREADY SEALED, GOKZARAH.Copy !req
459. BUT OUR TWO WORLDS COLLIDED,Copy !req
460. AND SOON MINT AND BERRY
WERE ONE.Copy !req
461. - WOW!Copy !req
462. - YOUR MOTHER AND I SENT YOU
AS FAR AWAY AS WE COULD.Copy !req
463. USE YOUR POWERS, SON.Copy !req
464. SAVE EARTH.Copy !req
465. SHABLAGOO!Copy !req
466. - I WILL, FATHER!Copy !req
467. NO MORE RUNNING AWAY
FOR... MINTBERRY CRUNCH!Copy !req
468. HELLO, CTHULHU.Copy !req
469. I HEARD YOU HAVEN'T BEEN
BERRYNICE.Copy !req
470. - NOT ENOUGH, HUH?Copy !req
471. MAYBE THE INTENSE FLAVOR
OF MINTCopy !req
472. WILL FRESHEN THINGS UP!Copy !req
473. - I REACH THE GULF OF MEXICO
IN NO TIME!Copy !req
474. AND WITH ALL MY STRENGTH,
I DRAG CTHULHU BACK TOCopy !req
475. THE DEPTHS
FROM WHENCE HE CAME!Copy !req
476. MY TRUSTY HERO COMPANIONS
ARE THERE, STILL ALIVE!Copy !req
477. I RETURN THEM TO THEIR WORLDCopy !req
478. ENCASED IN A PROTECTIVE BERRY
BUBBLE.Copy !req
479. THEN IT'S BACK DOWN TO
SEAL UP THE HOLECopy !req
480. CREATED BY
THE BP OIL COMPANY,Copy !req
481. RETURNING HOME
ONLY MOMENTARILYCopy !req
482. TO FLIP OF MY FAT SISTER.Copy !req
483. - DUDE, THANKS FOR GETTING US
OUT OF THAT DARK OBLIVION,Copy !req
484. MINTBERRY CRUNCH.Copy !req
485. - NO, NO!
WE WORKED AS A TEAM!Copy !req
486. ALL THE COON AND FRIENDSCopy !req
487. STOPPED THE BP
DRILLING SPILL CRISIS!Copy !req
488. - AND FINALLY THE EVIL COON
IS RIGHT WHERE HE BELONGS.Copy !req
489. - COME ON, YOU GUYS,
THIS IS FUCKIN' BULLCRAP.Copy !req
490. LET ME OUT!Copy !req
491. - YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE
FOR A LONG TIME.Copy !req
492. - THIS IS INHUMANE!Copy !req
493. THERE'S A BIG BUCKET
WITH BUTTERS' POOP IN HERECopy !req
494. AND THERE'S NOTHING TO EAT!Copy !req
495. - YOU GOT POOP, DON'T YA?Copy !req
496. - WELL, I'M OFF.Copy !req
497. THERE ARE STILL MANY MORE
QUESTIONS LEFT UNANSWERED.Copy !req
498. I NEED TO KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PARENTS.Copy !req
499. - WELL, COME BACK AND VISIT
ANYTIME, DUDE.Copy !req
500. - I WILL!Copy !req
501. SHABLAGOOO!Copy !req
502. - FUCKIN' MINTBERRY
FUCKIN' CRUNCH.Copy !req
503. - WOW!
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, KENNY?Copy !req
504. BRADLEY ACTUALLY HAD
SUPER POWERS.Copy !req
505. ISN'T THAT COOL?
- YEAH.Copy !req
506. I'M TIRED, GUYS.
THINK I'M GONNA GO TO BED.Copy !req
507. - OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
508. HOLY SHIT, DUDE!Copy !req
509. - KENNY! NO! NO!Copy !req
510. - WHAT, WHAT?Copy !req
511. - IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!Copy !req
512. - WE SHOULD'VE NEVER GONE TO
THAT STUPID CULT MEETING.Copy !req