1. - MY FELLOW HEROES,
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2. TONIGHT, I STOPPED
THREE MURDERS FROM HAPPENING.
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3. I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT WE'RE
SEEING A HUGE TREND IN CRIME.
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4. WE HAVE TO FIND OUT
THE SOURCE OF THIS EVIL.
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5. SOMETHING BIG
IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN
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6. AND IT IS UP TO COON
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7. YES, TOOLSHED.
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8. - WHY DO WE HAVE TO
BE CALLED COON AND FRIENDS?
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9. - WHAT?
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10. - WE ALL FIGHT CRIME
TOGETHER.
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11. HOW COME WE'RE JUST
YOUR FRIENDS?
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12. - YEAH.
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13. WE WANT TO BE CALLED
THE EXTREME AVENGER LEAGUE.
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14. - YEAH!
EXTREME AVENGER LEAGUE.
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15. - I TOLD YOU, TUPPERWARE,
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16. EXTREME AVENGER LEAGUE
DOESN'T WORK.
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17. - WHY NOT?
- IT'S CONFUSING.
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18. THE COON IS A BRAND
PEOPLE ALREADY KNOW.
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19. - WHY CAN'T IT BE MOSQUITO
AND FRIENDS?
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20. - NOBODY'S FUCKING
HEARD OF YOU, MOSQUITO!
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21. - HAVE SO.
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22. - LOOK, GUYS,
WE NEED TO FIND OUT
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23. WHAT IS CAUSING
THE CRIME WAVE IN THIS CITY.
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24. MYSTERION, YOU AND THE HUMAN
KITE GET ON THE COMPUTER
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25. AND DIG UP WHAT YOU CAN.
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26. TUPPERWARE AND MOSQUITO,
SCAN THE NEWS.
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27. TOOLSHED, YOU RUN A PERIMETER
CHECK WITH IRON MAIDEN.
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28. - TIMMY!
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29. - LET'S WORK, PEOPLE!
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30. - UH, MINTBERRY CRUNCH, COULD I
HAVE A QUICK WORD WITH YOU
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31. IN THE DEBRIEFING CHAMBER?
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32. OKAY, UM...
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33. I REALLY ENJOY HAVING YOU BE
A PART OF COON AND FRIENDS
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34. AND I CERTAINLY APPRECIATE
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35. YOUR ON-TIME PAYING
OF DUES AND FEES.
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36. IT'S JUST... I DON'T—
I'M NOT GETTING YOUR DEAL.
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37. I MEAN, EXACTLY WHAT IS
MINTBERRY CRUNCH
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38. SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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39. I GET THAT YOU'RE
HALF-MAN AND HALF-BERRY
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40. AND THAT YOU'RE CRUNCHY
WITH SOME MINT,
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41. BUT TO BE A PART
OF COON AND FRIENDS,
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42. YOU HAVE TO HAVE
A CLEAR AND MORE SUPERHERO
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43. KIND OF IDENTITY.
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44. MINTBERRY CRUNCH,
I'M JUST WONDERING
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45. IF MAYBE YOU NEED
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46. TO THE MINTBERRY CRUNCH PART
OF YOUR COSTUME.
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47. - LIKE MILK?
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48. - NO, NOT LIKE MILK.
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49. YOU SEE, I REALLY THINK
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50. WE'RE ON DIFFERENT PAGES HERE,
MINTBERRY CRUNCH.
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51. IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T EVEN—
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52. - COON AND FRIENDS ALERT!
COON AND FRIENDS ALERT!
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53. - UH-OH!
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54. WHAT'S THE ALERT, MOSQUITO?
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55. - THERE'S LIKE A BIG FIRE
OR SOMETHING IN TOWN.
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56. - WHAT? A FIRE?
COON VOLUME UP.
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57. - THERE ARE THOUGHT TO BE
AT LEAST 20 PEOPLE
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58. TRAPPED INSIDE
THE APARTMENT BUILDING
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59. AND FIREFIGHTERS ARE HAVING
NO LUCK.
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60. - MY GOD! THIS IS WHAT
WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.
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61. COON AND FRIENDS,
LET'S HEAD OUT!
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62. - LET'S DO IT, YEAH!
- LET'S GO!
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63. - YEAH, UH,
MINTBERRY CRUNCH,
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64. WHY DON'T YOU STAY HERE
AND MIND THE BASE, OKAY?
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65. COOL.
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66. WE'VE GOT TO GET DOWNTOWN FAST,
COON AND FRIENDS.
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67. MOM, YOU GOTTA
DRIVE US DOWNTOWN.
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68. - OH, IT'S
A LITTLE LATE, SWEETIE.
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69. WHY DON'T YOU BOYS JUST
KEEP PLAYING DOWNSTAIRS?
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70. - MOM, YOU'RE THE COON'S
FAITHFUL BUTLER.
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71. I WANT TO GO DOWNTOWN NOW.
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72. - WELL, ALL RIGHT.
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73. I GUESS I CAN GET
SOME GROCERIES ANYWAY.
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74. - INTO THE COONMOBILE,
EVERYONE.
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75. LET'S JUST HOPE
WE GET THERE IN TIME.
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76. - ALL RIGHT, YOU LITTLE
MUNCHKINS BUCKLED UP FOR SAFETY?
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77. - MOM, DON'T TALK TO US
LIKE THAT.
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78. WE'RE FUCKING SUPERHEROES!
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79. - ERIC, WHAT HAVE WE TALKED
ABOUT WITH THAT LANGUAGE?
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80. ONE MORE TIME AND
I'M NOT TAKING YOU ANYWHERE.
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81. - OH. I'M SORRY, MOM.
CAN WE GO, PLEASE?
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82. UNBELIEVABLE!
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83. - WE TRIED GETTING IN
THROUGH THE BACK.
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84. IT WAS NO GOOD.
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85. - THOSE PEOPLE ARE GONNA DIE
IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING.
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86. - OH, MY GOODNESS!
IT'S A FIRE.
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87. - COME ON, COON FRIENDS.
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88. - NO, ERIC,
STAY IN THE CAR, SWEETIE.
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89. - CAN WE TRY A HELICOPTER?
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90. - THE WINDS ARE TOO HIGH.
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91. CHOPPER WOULD BURN
IN MINUTES.
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92. - ALL RIGHT,
WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?
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93. - GET BACK, KIDS,
IT ISN'T SAFE.
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94. - ERIC POOPSIE!
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95. - WHATEVER IS HAPPENING,
YOU NEED HELP FROM THE COON.
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96. - AND FRIENDS!
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97. - KEEP THOSE CHILDREN BACK,
THOMPSON.
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98. - PLEASE, SIR,
YOU MUST LET US—
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99. - SWEETIE, LET
THE NICE FIREMEN DO THEIR JOB.
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100. - SHUT UP, MOM, GOD!
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101. - WAIT!
LOOK, UP IN THE SKY.
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102. - IT'S HIM!
MY GOD, IT'S REALLY HIM!
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103. - HE'S COME TO HELP US.
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104. CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT!
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105. - WHO'S CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT?
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106. - CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT,
THE HERO OF THE MODERN AGE.
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107. ONCE KNOWN AS JACK BROLIN,
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108. A REPORTER
FOR THE NATIONAL NEWS,
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109. THE HERO WAS BORN
WHEN A FREAK ACCIDENT
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110. GAVE HIM THE AMAZING POWER
OF EXTRAORDINARY HINDSIGHT.
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111. FROM TOXIC SPILLS
TO UNJUST WARS,
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112. THERE IS NO TASK TOO LARGE
FOR... CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT!
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113. - CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT,
THANK GOD YOU'VE COME.
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114. - WHAT'S THE SKINNY?
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115. - THERE'S PEOPLE TRAPPED
IN THAT BURNING BUILDING,
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116. CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT,
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117. AND THE FIRE IS SO MASSIVE,
WE CAN'T GET TO THEM.
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118. - HMM. YOU SEE THOSE WINDOWS
ON THE RIGHT SIDE?
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119. THEY SHOULD HAVE BUILT FIRE
ESCAPES ON THOSE WINDOWS
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120. FOR THE HIGHER FLOORS,
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121. THEN PEOPLE COULD HAVE
GOTTEN DOWN.
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122. AND THEN ON THE ROOF,
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123. THEY SHOULD'VE BUILT IT WITH
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124. SO A HELICOPTER
COULD HAVE LANDED ON IT.
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125. - YES, OF COURSE!
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126. - AND THEN YOU SEE
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127. - YES.
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128. - THEY SHOULDN'T
HAVE BUILT THAT THERE,
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129. BECAUSE NOW YOU CAN'T
PARK ANY FIRE TRUCKS
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130. WHERE YOU REALLY NEED TO.
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131. WELL, LOOKS LIKE
MY JOB HERE IS DONE.
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132. GOOD-BYE, EVERYONE!
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133. - THANK YOU,
CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT!
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134. - THANK YOU!
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135. - ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE.
I GUESS THAT'S IT.
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136. LET'S PACK IT UP.
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137. - OH, BOY, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT
THAT FIRE DOWNTOWN, SHARON?
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138. - OH, MY GOSH, YES.
THEY SAID LIKE 14 PEOPLE DIED.
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139. - IT'S JUST RIDICULOUS TO ME
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140. THAT THEY DIDN'T BUILD FIRE
ESCAPES ON THOSE UPPER FLOORS.
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141. RIDICULOUS!
- OH, I KNOW.
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142. AND IF YOU ASK ME,
THEY SHOULD HAVE BUILT A ROOF
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143. WITH ENOUGH SUPPORT TO LAND
A HELICOPTER.
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144. - I MEAN, HELLO!
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145. - HEY, YOU GUYS
ARE JUST REPEATING
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146. WHAT THAT HINDSIGHT GUY SAID.
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147. - WELL, YES, STAN.
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148. CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT IS
OUR PROTECTOR AND GUARDIAN.
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149. WE'RE JUST THANKFUL
HE WAS THERE FOR THAT FIRE.
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150. NOW WE CAN ALL EAT IN PEACE.
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151. - COON AND FRIENDS ALERT!
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152. COON AND FRIENDS ALERT!
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153. - WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
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154. WHO PUT THAT THERE?
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155. - ALERT. SERIOUSLY.
ALL COON FRIENDS TO BASE.
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156. ALERT, YOU GUYS.
I'M SERIOUSLY.
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157. - MOM, DAD,
I FINISHED DINNER.
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158. CAN I GO UP TO MY ROOM?
- WELL, SURE, STAN.
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159. HOW DID THAT THING
GET THERE, RANDY?
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160. - I DON'T KNOW.
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161. - WELL, TAKE IT DOWN.
IT'S NOISY.
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162. - I CAN'T.
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163. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO
ALL MY TOOLS.
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164. - ALL RIGHT, TOOLSHED IS HERE.
WE CAN START.
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165. - DUDE, WHO SAID
YOU COULD PUT A BIG SIREN
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166. IN MY PARENTS' HOUSE?
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167. - YEAH. I ALMOST
GOT IN TROUBLE FOR IT.
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168. - THE COON MUST BE ABLE
TO SIGNAL HIS FRIENDS
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169. WHEN A HUGE CATASTROPHE
BREAKS OUT.
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170. - SO WHAT'S
THE HUGE CATASTROPHE?
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171. - WHAT'S THE HUGE—
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172. DID YOU GUYS NOT SEE
THAT CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT GUY?
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173. - YEAH, SO?
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174. - SO THERE'S
A BIG SUPERHERO OUT THERE
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175. DOING STUFF ON HIS OWN
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176. AND HE'S NOT PART
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177. - OH, JESUS.
- I'VE LOOKED INTO IT,
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178. AND THIS CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT
IS EVERYWHERE.
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179. HE'S LIKE SOME FREELANCE
BUTTHOLE SCAB.
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180. WE NEED TO MAKE HIM JOIN US!
- HEY, FELLAS?
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181. FELLAS, COULD YOU
LET ME OUT, PLEASE?
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182. IT'S BEEN LIKE SIX DAYS.
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183. - YOU AREN'T GOING
ANYWHERE, CHAOS.
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184. - YEAH, BUT—BUT YOU ONLY
GAVE ME THIS BUCKET
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185. TO POOP IN AND IT'S FULL NOW.
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186. AND I AIN'T GOT
NOTHING TO EAT.
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187. - YOU GOT POOP, DON'T YOU?
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188. NOW THE QUESTION IS,
HOW ARE WE GONNA GET
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189. CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT
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190. - WHO CARES IF A HERO
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191. DOESN'T WANT TO BE PART
OF COON AND FRIENDS?
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192. - I CARE!
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193. - LOOK, ALL WE NEED TO DO IS
WAIT FOR THE NEXT DISASTER,
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194. THEN TRY TO BEAT HINDSIGHT
TO THE SCENE.
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195. - THERE'S NOT GONNA BE
ANY WORSE DISASTER.
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196. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY
BE WORSE THAN A FIRE
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197. THAT KILLS 14 PEOPLE?
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198. - ALL RIGHT, THIS LOOKS LIKE
A JOLLY GOOD PLACE.
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199. - YES. LET'S LET 'ER RIP!
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200. - THAT'S IT, LADS.
COLLECT THAT OIL.
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201. UH-OH!
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202. - OH, DEAR!
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203. - OH, DON'T TELL ME
WE DID IT AGAIN!
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204. AAH!
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205. - COON AND FRIENDS ALERT!
- WHAT? JEEZ!
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206. - ALL COON FRIENDS
REPORT TO BASE.
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207. I'M SO SERIOUSLY.
EMERGENCY.
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208. COON AND FRIENDS ALERT!
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209. - GOOD, YOU'RE ALL HERE.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
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210. COON VOLUME UP!
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211. - IT'S A SCENE OF UTTER DESPAIR
AND CATASTROPHE.
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212. OIL FROM THE OCEAN IS
SPILLING OUT, OUT OF CONTROL,
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213. AND THE RESCUE EFFORT
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214. - IT'S HORRIBLE.
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215. WE CAN'T STOP THE OIL
FROM CONTAMINATING EVERYTHING.
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216. - OUR HOME IS COVERED IN SLUDGE.
WHERE WE SUPPOSED TO GO?
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217. - JUST
LOOK AT ALL MY SHRIMP HERE.
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218. MY SHRIMP IS THE BEST SHRIMP
THIS SIDE OF LOUISIANA
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219. AND THAT DARN OIL GOT
ALL UP IN MY SHRIMP.
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220. AND IT AIN'T WORTH THE SLIME
A NEW BABY IS SOLD ON.
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221. JUST LOOK AT ALL THE OIL
ON MY SHRIMP!
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222. - MY GOD! ANOTHER OIL SPILL
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223. COULD MEAN ABSOLUTE
DEVASTATION FOR THE GULF.
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224. - WE'VE GOT TO HELP
THOSE PEOPLE.
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225. - YES. THIS IS DEFINITELY
A JOB FOR COON AND FRIENDS.
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226. - LET'S PACK THE GULF
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227. - WAIT A MINUTE, LOOK!
IT'S CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT!
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228. - OH, NO!
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229. - WHAT SEEMS TO BE
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230. - IT'S THAT BP OIL RIG,
CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT.
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231. IT DRILLED
INTO A MARINE SANCTUARY
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232. AND THE ENVIRONMENT
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233. - IF WE CAN'T STOP IT,
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234. THE SPILL COULD REACH
NEW ORLEANS.
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235. - HMM. ALL RIGHT.
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236. YOU SEE WHERE THAT RIG
IS DRILLING?
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237. - YES.
- IT'S IN TOO DEEP OF WATER.
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238. THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE DRILLED
IN THAT DEEP OF WATER
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239. BECAUSE NOW THEY CAN'T
GET MACHINES DEEP ENOUGH
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240. TO FIX THE SPILL.
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241. - AH-HA!
- YES, YES!
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242. - NOW IF IT'S
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243. THEN WHAT
THEY SHOULD HAVE DONE
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244. IS INSTALLED A BACKUP VALVE
IN CASE THAT BROKE.
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245. - I BELIEVE THEY DID INSTALL
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246. A BACKUP SAFETY VALVE,
CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT.
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247. - HMM. RIGHT.
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248. THEN THEY SHOULD HAVE HAD
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249. TO THAT BACKUP SAFETY VALVE!
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250. - MY GOD, HE'S RIGHT!
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251. - MY WORK IS DONE!
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252. I'M OFF TO FIND OTHERS
IN NEED.
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253. - GOD BLESS YOU,
CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT.
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254. GOD BLESS YOU!
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255. - GOD DAMN IT!
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256. WE HAVE GOT TO GET THAT GUY
INTO COON AND FRIENDS.
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257. - CAN I HELP YOU?
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258. - I UNDERSTAND THIS IS WHERE
CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT LIVES?
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259. - YES.
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260. - I NEED TO SPEAK
WITH HIM, PLEASE.
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261. - THE CAPTAIN IS VERY BUSY
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262. DEALING WITH
THE GULF OIL CRISIS.
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263. - I BELIEVE I HAVE SOMETHING
THAT CAN HELP HIM
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264. DEAL WITH
THAT OIL CRISIS, SIR.
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265. - MR. HINDSIGHT, SIR,
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266. THIS YOUNG MAN WOULD LIKE
A WORD.
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267. - PLEASE, SIT DOWN.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
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268. - MR. HINDSIGHT, I REPRESENT
SOME VERY HIGH PROFILE PEOPLE.
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269. I'VE BEEN ASKED TO GIVE YOU
SOME REALLY EXCITING NEWS.
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270. YOU HAVE BEEN PREAPPROVED
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271. TO BECOME THE NEWEST MEMBER
OF COON AND FRIENDS.
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272. - OF WHAT?
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273. - I KNOW THE COON PERSONALLY,
AND I CAN TELL YOU
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274. BEING A COON FRIENDS
IS THE VERY HIGHEST HONOR.
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275. AS YOU CAN SEE IN THOSE PAPERS,
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276. YOUR FIRST THREE MONTHS OF DUES
HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN WAIVED.
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277. THIS MUST BE
AMAZINGLY EXCITING FOR YOU.
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278. - CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT!
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279. CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT,
PLEASE COME IN!
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280. - GO AHEAD.
- THE OIL KEEPS COMING OUT.
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281. WE'VE GOT OTHER RIGS
NOW CATCHING FIRE.
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282. - LISTEN, THEY SHOULD'VE
HOSED DOWN THE OTHER RIGS
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283. AS SOON AS THE SPILL BEGAN.
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284. THEN THAT WOULDN'T
HAVE HAPPENED.
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285. - RIGHT. THANK YOU!
- CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT!
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286. THE DOLPHINS THAT THOSE
VOLUNTEERS CLEANED OF OIL,
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287. THEY'RE ALL DYING.
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288. - GET DOWN TO THE VOLUNTEERS
AND TELL THEM
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289. THEY SHOULD'VE USED
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290. COMMISSIONER!
- YES.
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291. - TELL BRETT FAVRE
HE SHOULD'VE NEVER SENT
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292. ACTUAL PICTURES
OF HIS SCHLONG.
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293. OH! IT'S NOT A BLESSING,
IT'S A CURSE.
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294. - SO ANYWAYS, IF YOU WANT TO
JUST START FILLING OUT THE FORM,
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295. WE'LL GET YOU ENROLLED IN COON
AND FRIENDS RIGHT AWAY.
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296. - LOOK, I'M SORRY, KID,
BUT I WORK ALONE.
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297. - WELL, SEE THE PROBLEM
WITH THAT
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298. IS THERE'S A SUPERHERO UNION
CALLED COON AND FRIENDS.
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299. AND IF YOU REFUSE TO BE A PART
OF THAT UNION, YOU ARE A SCAB.
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300. - GET THIS KID OUT OF HERE.
I HAVE TO THINK.
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301. - FINE! YOU'LL BE HEARING
FROM MY LA—
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302. THE COON'S LAWYER, SIR!
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303. - THE BP OIL SPILL IN THE GULF
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304. CONTINUES TO GET WORSE
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305. AS PUBLIC ANGER TOWARDS
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306. THEIR PRESIDENT RELEASED
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307. - HELLO. I'M TONY HAYWARD,
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308. PRESIDENT AND CEO OF BP.
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309. OUR ACCIDENTAL DRILLING SPILL
AGAIN IN THE GULF
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310. IS A TRAGEDY THAT SHOULD'VE
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311. AND TO ALL THOSE AFFECTED,
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312. I WANT TO SAY
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313. WE'RE SORRY.
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314. SORRY.
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315. BP IS TAKING
FULL RESPONSIBILITY
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316. FOR CLEANING UP THE SPILL
IN THE GULF.
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317. AND IN DOING SO,
WE HAVE CHANGED OUR NAME
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318. TO BEYOND PETROLEUM
TO DEPENDABLE PETROLEUM.
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319. DP. WE NO LONGER
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320. WE DP IT.
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321. - GENTLEMEN, MY ATTEMPTS
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322. INTO COON AND FRIENDS
HAVE BEEN UNSUCCESSFUL,
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323. BUT I BELIEVE I'VE COME UP
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324. COON VISION ON.
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325. ALL WE NEED TO DO IS GET
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326. NAKED WITH COURTNEY LOVE.
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327. THEN WE'LL TELL HIM
IF HE DOESN'T JOIN US,
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328. WE'LL PUT THEM
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329. - HOW DO WE GET PICTURES OF HIM
NAKED WITH COURTNEY LOVE?
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330. - SIMPLE, TOOLSHED.
COON SLIDE TWO.
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331. WE DRESS PROFESSOR CHAOS UP
AS COURTNEY LOVE,
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332. TAKE PICTURES OF HIM NAKED
WITH A HOMELESS GUY,
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333. THEN PHOTOSHOP
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334. - ME?
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335. OH, COME ON, FELLAS,
DON'T MAKE ME BE COURTNEY LOVE.
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336. - WE GOTTA GET
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337. COON AND FRIENDS HO!
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338. - YOU WANT US TO TAKE
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339. TO USE AS BLACKMAIL?
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340. THAT DOESN'T SOUND
VERY SUPERHERO-LIKE.
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341. - THAT'S BECAUSE YOU THINK
SMALL, MOSQUITO.
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342. YOU HAVE A TINY LITTLE
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343. THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T
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344. - NO, NO, LOOK.
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345. WHAT'S GOING ON
DOWN IN THE GULF
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346. IS MUCH MORE IMPORTANT
THAN BLACKMAILING ANOTHER HERO.
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347. - AGREED.
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348. - OH, WHO CARES ABOUT SOME
OIL SPILL ENVIRONMENT CRAP?
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349. - MOSQUITO HAS A GOOD PLAN,
CARTMAN. HEAR HIM OUT.
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350. - YOU DON'T KNOW
THAT I'M CARTMAN
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351. BECAUSE MY TRUE IDENTITY
IS SECRET!
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352. - WE ALL HAVE A SAY
IN THIS ORGANIZATION, COON.
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353. LET MOSQUITO TALK.
- ALL RIGHT, MOSQUITO,
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354. HOW DO YOU WANT TO HELP PEOPLE
SUFFERING IN THE GULF CRISIS?
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355. - I THINK WE SHOULD HELP RAISE
MONEY FOR THE RELIEF AID
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356. BY HAVING A BAKE SALE.
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357. - A BAKE SALE?
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358. - I HAVE A RECIPE
FOR LEMON BARS FROM MY MOM.
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359. WE COULD WEAR OUR COSTUMES
OUTSIDE THE GROCERY STORE
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360. AND SELL LEMON BARS,
WHICH WOULD BE A GOOD DEED
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361. AND HELP PEOPLE.
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362. - WE'RE SUPERHEROES,
NOT THE FUCKING GIRL SCOUTS.
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363. - THOSE PEOPLE DOWN THERE
NEED HELP.
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364. SOMETIMES BEING A HERO MEANS
HELPING IN SMALLER WAYS.
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365. - TIMMY!
- YOU THINK SELLING LEMON BARS
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366. IS HELPFUL TO MANKIND?
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367. - MORE HELPFUL THAN TAKING
NAKED PICTURES OF BUTTERS.
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368. - SHUT UP, MINTBERRY CRUNCH!
YOU AREN'T EVEN ANYTHING!
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369. - AND THAT'S
ANOTHER THING.
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370. NO MORE PICKING
ON MINTBERRY CRUNCH.
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371. - OH, WHAT ARE YOU,
THE BOSS NOW?
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372. - NO, BUT WE'RE ALL EQUALS.
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373. FROM NOW ON, WE VOTE.
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374. WHO WANTS TO GO WITH MY PLAN?
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375. - SOUNDS AWESOME.
LET'S DO IT.
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376. - TO THE GROCERY STORE!
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377. - AS WE WALKED ALONG THE ROAD
TO THE GROCERY STORE,
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378. MY COON SENSE
STARTED TINGLING.
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379. SOMETHING WAS WRONG.
VERY WRONG.
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380. I'VE LEARNED TO TRUST
MY COON SENSE.
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381. IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY GUIDE.
AND SO I KNEW I MUST ACT.
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382. A COON MUST KNOW
WHEN TO DEFEND ITSELF.
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383. - WELL, NOW WE'RE
BACK TO NORMAL.
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384. JUST LIKE BEFORE AND ALL
FORGOTTEN, RIGHT, RIGHT?
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385. - RIGHT, RIGHT.
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386. - RIGHT.
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387. - COOL! SO WHAT'S NEXT
FOR COON AND FRIENDS?
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388. - ANOTHER CRISIS
IN THE GULF OF MEXICO
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389. AS THE OIL COMPANY DP HAS ONCE
AGAIN MADE A HUGE ERROR.
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390. THIS TIME THE OIL COMPANY
HAS ACCIDENTALLY RIPPED A HOLE
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391. INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION.
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392. - THE OIL COMPANY STATED
THAT IT KNEW
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393. A PORTAL TO ANOTHER
DIMENSION WAS THERE,
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394. BUT DIDN'T THINK DRILLING INTO
IT WOULD PROVE PROBLEMATIC.
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395. NOW HUNDREDS OF CREATURES
FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION
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396. ARE SPILLING OUT INTO
OUR REALITY AND WREAKING HAVOC.
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397. - HELLO. I'M TONY HAYWARD,
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398. CEO OF DP.
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399. TEARING A HOLE
INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION
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400. IS A TRAGEDY THAT SHOULD HAVE
NEVER HAPPENED.
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401. AND AS CEO, I WOULD
LIKE TO SAY WE'RE SORRY.
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402. WE'RE SORRY.
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403. SORRY.
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404. - CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT. SIR!
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405. CALLS FOR HELP
ARE POURING IN.
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406. YOU'VE GOT TO GET
OUT TO THE GULF.
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407. - I CAN'T HELP ANYONE
RIGHT NOW.
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408. SOMETHING CAME UP.
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409. - WHAT, SIR?
YOU KNOW YOU CAN TELL ME.
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410. - DO YOU REMEMBER LAST WEEK
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411. WHEN I GOT REALLY,
REALLY DRUNK?
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412. - YES, SIR.
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413. - LOOK AT THOSE PHOTOS
ON THE DESK.
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414. - MY GOD IS THAT YOU
AND... COURTNEY LOVE?
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415. - OF COURSE
IT'S COURTNEY LOVE!
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416. - BUT WHEN DID YOU EVER—
- I DON'T REMEMBER!
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417. THAT'S JUST THE POINT.
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418. I GET DRUNK.
I DON'T REMEMBER THINGS.
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419. I SHOULDN'T
HAVE DRANK THAT MUCH.
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420. AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE
MIXED ALCOHOLS.
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421. ALCOHOL SHOULDN'T BE LEGAL.
OH, IT'S MADDENING!
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422. - THAT DOESN'T
MATTER NOW, SIR.
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423. PEOPLE ARE GETTING HURT
IN THE GULF
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424. AND THEY NEED TO KNOW
WHAT THEY COULD HAVE DONE.
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425. - I SHOULD HAVE NEVER KEPT
THAT BOTTLE OF MACALLAN
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426. IN THE PANTRY.
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427. I SHOULD'VE NEVER GOTTEN
AROUND COURTNEY LOVE
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428. AND A CAMERA.
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429. - I SHOULD—
- SIR, SIR!
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430. - CREATURES FROM
ANOTHER DIMENSION
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431. CONTINUE TO WREAK HAVOC
IN THE GULF,
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432. AND THE QUESTION
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433. WHERE IS CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT?
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434. - WHERE ARE YOU,
CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT?
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435. - WITH CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT
MISSING,
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436. WHAT SUPERHEROES
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437. - MY FELLOW SUPERHEROES,
I'VE DONE IT.
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438. HINDSIGHT IS TAKEN CARE OF.
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439. AND NOW THE COUNTRY
CAN FINALLY BE MADE AWARE
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440. OF COON AND FRIENDS.
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441. - THERE'S MORE IMPORTANT THINGS
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442. - RIGHT, TOOLSHED.
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443. NOW, HOW DO WE DEAL
WITH THESE CREATURES
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444. FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION?
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445. - HE MEANS WE NEED TO
DISCUSS THINGS WITH YOU.
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446. - OKAY, WHAT?
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447. - I DON'T WANT TO TELL HIM.
TUPPERWARE, YOU TELL HIM.
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448. - I DON'T WANT TO
TELL HIM EITHER.
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449. - I'LL TELL HIM. COON,
I'M SORRY,
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450. BUT WE'RE KICKING YOU
OUT OF COON AND FRIENDS.
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451. - YOU'RE KICKING ME
OUT OF COON AND FRIENDS?
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452. - WE ALL VOTED
AND IT WAS UNANIMOUS.
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453. - YOU CAN'T KICK ME
OUT OF COON AND FRIENDS.
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454. I'M THE FUCKING COON!
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455. - LOOK, WE JUST BELIEVE
THAT YOU HAVE YOUR GOALS
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456. AND WAYS OF DOING THINGS
AND THEY CONFLICT
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457. WITH WHAT
WE WANT TO ACCOMPLISH.
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458. - BUT WE GET THE HEADQUARTERS
AND ALL THE EQUIPMENT.
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459. - YOU DON'T KEEP ANYTHING!
THIS IS MY BASEMENT!
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460. AND I'LL TELL MY MOM
ON YOU GUYS!
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461. - WE ALREADY DISCUSSED THIS
WITH HER. MRS. CARTMAN?
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462. - YES, MYSTERION?
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463. - PLEASE ESCORT THE COON OUT
OF OUR SECRET BASE.
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464. - ERIC, I TALKED TO YOU
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465. ABOUT BEATING UP
YOUR FRIENDS, DIDN'T I?
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466. - MOM, WHAT THE FUCK?
THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
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467. - ERIC, YOU DO NOT BEAT UP
YOUR FRIENDS,
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468. AND I TOLD YOU I'VE HAD IT
WITH YOUR LANGUAGE.
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469. YOUR PUNISHMENT
IS THAT YOUR FRIENDS
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470. WILL JUST PLAY SUPERHEROES
WITHOUT YOU.
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471. GO TO YOUR ROOM!
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472. - YOU'VE GOTTA BE
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473. - OH, DEAR!
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474. WE HAVE CERTAINLY POOPED
OUR TROUSERS THIS TIME.
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475. - YES, I'M AFRAID IT'S GOING
TO TAKE MORE THAN ANOTHER
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476. "I'M SORRY" CAMPAIGN TO
PLEASE EVERYONE THIS TIME.
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477. - OH, WHAT A RIGHT PICKLE
WE'RE IN.
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478. - THERE IS NO WAY
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479. TO CUT THE DIMENSIONAL PORTAL,
I'M AFRAID.
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480. THE OCEAN CURRENTS AND SWELLS
ARE SIMPLY TOO MUCH
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481. TO GET ANY MACHINES IN.
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482. - WAIT A TICK!
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483. CURRENTS AND SWELLS,
THAT'S IT!
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484. I THINK I KNOW
HOW TO FIX THIS.
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485. - HOW, BY JOVE?
- WE DRILL.
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486. - DRILL, OF COURSE!
- GOOD IDEA.
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487. - YES, OF COURSE!
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488. - I BELIEVE THAT
IF WE DRILLED ON THE MOON,
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489. CHANGING ITS GRAVITATIONAL PULL
ON THE OCEAN SWELLS,
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490. WE COULD CAP
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491. - I DON'T QUITE GET IT.
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492. - WE GOT INTO THIS MESS
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493. NOW WE NEED TO DRILL HERE.
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494. - THAT LOOKS
EXTREMELY PROMISING.
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495. - OUR ENVIRONMENT
SHOULD STABILIZE
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496. IF IT'S GETTING DRILLED HERE,
HERE, AND HERE
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497. AT THE SAME TIME.
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498. - THE SEISMIC FORCES
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499. DO YOU THINK THE MOON
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500. - OH, SHE'LL TAKE IT.
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501. - THE DP OIL COMPANY TODAY
DRILLED INTO THE MOON
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502. AND APPEARS TO HAVE CAUSED
EVEN GREATER PROBLEMS.
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503. - UH-OH. I HAVE A FEELING
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504. WE BETTER GET INTO
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505. - TOM, THE DP OIL COMPANY
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506. HAS HAD ANOTHER
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507. THIS TIME THEY APPEARED
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508. THE DARK AND MIGHTY CTHULHU.
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509. THE RISE OF CTHULHU
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510. BRINGS ABOUT 3,000 YEARS
OF DARKNESS, TOM,
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511. WHERE WE WILL ALL
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512. AND MADE TO SERVE
AS CTHULHU'S CULT OF SLAVES.
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513. THE PRESIDENT OF DP OIL RELEASED
THIS PRESS STATEMENT.
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514. - AS PRESIDENT OF DP OIL,
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515. I WANT TO SAY... WE'RE SORRY.
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516. I'M DEEPLY SORRY.
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517. SORRY.
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518. - CTHULHU R'LyEH
WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN.
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519. PRAISE THE DARK CTHULHU.
LONG MAY HE REIGN.
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520. - IT'S UP TO US, GUYS.
LET'S GET TO THE GULF!
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521. - DARKNESS HAS TAKEN OVER
OUR TOWN.
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522. THE COON FRIENDS
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523. IT'S UP TO THE COON
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524. ASSHOLES!
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