1. ? i'm goin'
down to south park?Copy !req
2. ? gonna have myself a time?Copy !req
3. ? friendly faces everywhere?Copy !req
4. ? humble folks
without temptation?Copy !req
5. ? i'm goin'
down to south park?Copy !req
6. ? gonna leave my woes behind?Copy !req
7. ? ample parking day or night,
people spouting howdy neighbor?Copy !req
8. ? headin' on up to south park,
gonna see if i can't unwind?Copy !req
9. ?Copy !req
10. ? come on down to south park
and meet some friends of mine?Copy !req
11. - My fellow heroes,Copy !req
12. tonight, i stopped
three murders from happening.Copy !req
13. I don't know why, but we're
seeing a huge trend in crime.Copy !req
14. We have to find out
the source of this evil.Copy !req
15. Something big
is about to happenCopy !req
16. and it is up to coon
and friends to stop it.Copy !req
17. Yes, toolshed.Copy !req
18. - Why do we have to
be called coon and friends?Copy !req
19. - What?Copy !req
20. - We all fight crime
together.Copy !req
21. How come we're just
your friends?Copy !req
22. - Yeah.Copy !req
23. We want to be called
the extreme avenger league.Copy !req
24. - Yeah!
Extreme avenger league.Copy !req
25. - I told you, tupperware,Copy !req
26. extreme avenger league
doesn't work.Copy !req
27. - Why not?
- It's confusing.Copy !req
28. The coon is a brand
people already know.Copy !req
29. - Why can't it be mosquito
and friends?Copy !req
30. - Nobody's fucking
heard of you, mosquito!Copy !req
31. - Have so.Copy !req
32. - Look, guys,
we need to find outCopy !req
33. what is causing
the crime wave in this city.Copy !req
34. Mysterion, you and the human
kite get on the computerCopy !req
35. and dig up what you can.Copy !req
36. Tupperware and mosquito,
scan the news.Copy !req
37. Toolshed, you run a perimeter
check with iron maiden.Copy !req
38. - Timmy!Copy !req
39. - Let's work, people!Copy !req
40. - Uh, mintberry crunch, could i
have a quick word with youCopy !req
41. in the debriefing chamber?Copy !req
42. Okay, um...Copy !req
43. i really enjoy having you be
a part of coon and friendsCopy !req
44. and i certainly appreciateCopy !req
45. your on-time paying
of dues and fees.Copy !req
46. It's just... i don't...
i'm not getting your deal.Copy !req
47. I mean, exactly what is
mintberry crunchCopy !req
48. supposed to mean?Copy !req
49. I get that you're
half-man and half-berryCopy !req
50. and that you're crunchy
with some mint,Copy !req
51. but to be a part
of coon and friends,Copy !req
52. you have to have
a clear and more superheroCopy !req
53. kind of identity.Copy !req
54. Mintberry crunch,
i'm just wonderingCopy !req
55. if maybe you need
to add something elseCopy !req
56. to the mintberry crunch part
of your costume.Copy !req
57. - Like milk?Copy !req
58. - No, not like milk.Copy !req
59. You see, i really thinkCopy !req
60. we're on different pages here,
mintberry crunch.Copy !req
61. It's like you don't even...Copy !req
62. - Coon and friends alert!
Coon and friends alert!Copy !req
63. - Uh-oh!Copy !req
64. What's the alert, mosquito?Copy !req
65. - There's like a big fire
or something in town.Copy !req
66. - What? A fire?
Coon volume up.Copy !req
67. - There are thought to be
at least 20 peopleCopy !req
68. trapped inside
the apartment buildingCopy !req
69. and firefighters are having
no luck.Copy !req
70. - My god! This is what
we've been waiting for.Copy !req
71. Coon and friends,
let's head out!Copy !req
72. - Let's do it, yeah!
- Let's go!Copy !req
73. - Yeah, uh,
mintberry crunch,Copy !req
74. why don't you stay here
and mind the base, okay?Copy !req
75. Cool.Copy !req
76. We've got to get downtown fast,
coon and friends.Copy !req
77. Mom, you gotta
drive us downtown.Copy !req
78. - Oh, it's
a little late, sweetie.Copy !req
79. Why don't you boys just
keep playing downstairs?Copy !req
80. - Mom, you're the coon's
faithful butler.Copy !req
81. I want to go downtown now.Copy !req
82. - Well, all right.Copy !req
83. I guess i can get
some groceries anyway.Copy !req
84. - Into the coonmobile,
everyone.Copy !req
85. Let's just hope
we get there in time.Copy !req
86. - All right, you little
munchkins buckled up for safety?Copy !req
87. - Mom, don't talk to us
like that.Copy !req
88. We're fucking superheroes!Copy !req
89. - Eric, what have we talked
about with that language?Copy !req
90. One more time and
i'm not taking you anywhere.Copy !req
91. - Oh. I'm sorry, mom.
Can we go, please?Copy !req
92. Unbelievable!Copy !req
93. - We tried getting in
through the back.Copy !req
94. It was no good.Copy !req
95. - Those people are gonna die
if we don't do something.Copy !req
96. - Oh, my goodness!
It's a fire.Copy !req
97. - Come on, coon friends.Copy !req
98. - No, eric,
stay in the car, sweetie.Copy !req
99. - Can we try a helicopter?Copy !req
100. - The winds are too high.Copy !req
101. Chopper would burn
in minutes.Copy !req
102. - All right,
what seems to be the problem?Copy !req
103. - Get back, kids,
it isn't safe.Copy !req
104. - Eric poopsie!Copy !req
105. - Whatever is happening,
you need help from the coon.Copy !req
106. - And friends!Copy !req
107. - Keep those children back,
thompson.Copy !req
108. - Please, sir,
you must let us...Copy !req
109. - sweetie, let
the nice firemen do their job.Copy !req
110. - Shut up, mom, god!Copy !req
111. - Wait!
Look, up in the sky.Copy !req
112. - It's him!
My god, it's really him!Copy !req
113. - He's come to help us.Copy !req
114. Captain hindsight!Copy !req
115. - Who's captain hindsight?Copy !req
116. - Captain hindsight,
the hero of the modern age.Copy !req
117. Once known as jack brolin,Copy !req
118. a reporter
for the national news,Copy !req
119. the hero was born
when a freak accidentCopy !req
120. gave him the amazing power
of extraordinary hindsight.Copy !req
121. From toxic spills
to unjust wars,Copy !req
122. there is no task too large
for... captain hindsight!Copy !req
123. - Captain hindsight,
thank god you've come.Copy !req
124. - What's the skinny?Copy !req
125. - There's people trapped
in that burning building,Copy !req
126. captain hindsight,Copy !req
127. and the fire is so massive,
we can't get to them.Copy !req
128. - Hmm. You see those windows
on the right side?Copy !req
129. They should have built fire
escapes on those windowsCopy !req
130. for the higher floors,Copy !req
131. then people could have
gotten down.Copy !req
132. And then on the roof,Copy !req
133. they should've built it with
a more reinforced structureCopy !req
134. so a helicopter
could have landed on it.Copy !req
135. - Yes, of course!Copy !req
136. - And then you see
that building to the left?Copy !req
137. - Yes.Copy !req
138. - They shouldn't
have built that there,Copy !req
139. because now you can't
park any fire trucksCopy !req
140. where you really need to.Copy !req
141. Well, looks like
my job here is done.Copy !req
142. Good-bye, everyone!Copy !req
143. - Thank you,
captain hindsight!Copy !req
144. - Thank you!Copy !req
145. - All right, everyone.
I guess that's it.Copy !req
146. Let's pack it up.Copy !req
147. - Oh, boy, did you hear about
that fire downtown, sharon?Copy !req
148. - Oh, my gosh, yes.
They said like 14 people died.Copy !req
149. - It's just ridiculous to meCopy !req
150. that they didn't build fire
escapes on those upper floors.Copy !req
151. Ridiculous!
- Oh, i know.Copy !req
152. And if you ask me,
they should have built a roofCopy !req
153. with enough support to land
a helicopter.Copy !req
154. - I mean, hello!Copy !req
155. - Hey, you guys
are just repeatingCopy !req
156. what that hindsight guy said.Copy !req
157. - Well, yes, stan.Copy !req
158. Captain hindsight is
our protector and guardian.Copy !req
159. We're just thankful
he was there for that fire.Copy !req
160. Now we can all eat in peace.Copy !req
161. - Coon and friends alert!Copy !req
162. Coon and friends alert!Copy !req
163. - What the hell is that?Copy !req
164. Who put that there?Copy !req
165. - Alert. Seriously.
All coon friends to base.Copy !req
166. Alert, you guys.
I'm seriously.Copy !req
167. - Mom, dad,
i finished dinner.Copy !req
168. Can i go up to my room?
- Well, sure, stan.Copy !req
169. How did that thing
get there, randy?Copy !req
170. - I don't know.Copy !req
171. - Well, take it down.
It's noisy.Copy !req
172. - I can't.Copy !req
173. I don't know what happened to
all my tools.Copy !req
174. - All right, toolshed is here.
We can start.Copy !req
175. - Dude, who said
you could put a big sirenCopy !req
176. in my parents' house?Copy !req
177. - Yeah. I almost
got in trouble for it.Copy !req
178. - The coon must be able
to signal his friendsCopy !req
179. when a huge catastrophe
breaks out.Copy !req
180. - So what's
the huge catastrophe?Copy !req
181. - What's the huge...Copy !req
182. did you guys not see
that captain hindsight guy?Copy !req
183. - Yeah, so?Copy !req
184. - So there's
a big superhero out thereCopy !req
185. doing stuff on his ownCopy !req
186. and he's not part
of coon and friends.Copy !req
187. - Oh, Jesus.
- I've looked into it,Copy !req
188. and this captain hindsight
is everywhere.Copy !req
189. He's like some freelance
butthole scab.Copy !req
190. We need to make him join us!
- Hey, fellas?Copy !req
191. Fellas, could you
let me out, please?Copy !req
192. It's been like six days.Copy !req
193. - You aren't going
anywhere, chaos.Copy !req
194. - Yeah, but... but you only
gave me this bucketCopy !req
195. to poop in and it's full now.Copy !req
196. And i ain't got
nothing to eat.Copy !req
197. - You got poop, don't you?Copy !req
198. Now the question is,
how are we gonna getCopy !req
199. captain hindsight
to join coon and friends?Copy !req
200. - Who cares if a heroCopy !req
201. doesn't want to be part
of coon and friends?Copy !req
202. - I care!Copy !req
203. - Look, all we need to do is
wait for the next disaster,Copy !req
204. then try to beat hindsight
to the scene.Copy !req
205. - There's not gonna be
any worse disaster.Copy !req
206. What could possibly
be worse than a fireCopy !req
207. that kills 14 people?Copy !req
208. - All right, this looks like
a jolly good place.Copy !req
209. - Yes. Let's let 'er rip!Copy !req
210. - That's it, lads.
Collect that oil.Copy !req
211. Uh-oh!Copy !req
212. - Oh, dear!Copy !req
213. - Oh, don't tell me
we did it again!Copy !req
214. Aah!Copy !req
215. - Coon and friends alert!
- What? Jeez!Copy !req
216. - All coon friends
report to base.Copy !req
217. I'm so seriously.
Emergency.Copy !req
218. Coon and friends alert!Copy !req
219. - Good, you're all here.
Take a look at this.Copy !req
220. Coon volume up!Copy !req
221. - It's a scene of utter despair
and catastrophe.Copy !req
222. Oil from the ocean is
spilling out, out of control,Copy !req
223. and the rescue effort
seems futile.Copy !req
224. - It's horrible.Copy !req
225. We can't stop the oil
from contaminating everything.Copy !req
226. - Our home is covered in sludge.
Where we supposed to go?Copy !req
227. - just
look at all my shrimp here.Copy !req
228. My shrimp is the best shrimp
this side of louisianaCopy !req
229. and that darn oil got
all up in my shrimp.Copy !req
230. And it ain't worth the slime
a new baby is sold on.Copy !req
231. Just look at all the oil
on my shrimp!Copy !req
232. - My god! Another oil spillCopy !req
233. could mean absolute
devastation for the gulf.Copy !req
234. - We've got to help
those people.Copy !req
235. - Yes. This is definitely
a job for coon and friends.Copy !req
236. - Let's pack the gulf
full of flavor.Copy !req
237. - Wait a minute, look!
It's captain hindsight!Copy !req
238. - Oh, no!Copy !req
239. - What seems to be
the problem?Copy !req
240. - It's that bp oil rig,
captain hindsight.Copy !req
241. It drilled
into a marine sanctuaryCopy !req
242. and the environment
is being poisoned.Copy !req
243. - If we can't stop it,Copy !req
244. the spill could reach
new orleans.Copy !req
245. - Hmm. All right.Copy !req
246. You see where that rig
is drilling?Copy !req
247. - Yes.
- It's in too deep of water.Copy !req
248. They shouldn't have drilled
in that deep of waterCopy !req
249. because now they can't
get machines deep enoughCopy !req
250. to fix the spill.Copy !req
251. - Ah-ha!
- Yes, yes!Copy !req
252. - Now if it's
a valve that ruptured,Copy !req
253. then what
they should have doneCopy !req
254. is installed a backup valve
in case that broke.Copy !req
255. - I believe they did installCopy !req
256. a backup safety valve,
captain hindsight.Copy !req
257. - Hmm. Right.Copy !req
258. Then they should have had
a backup safety valveCopy !req
259. to that backup safety valve!Copy !req
260. - My god, he's right!Copy !req
261. - My work is done!Copy !req
262. I'm off to find others
in need.Copy !req
263. - God bless you,
captain hindsight.Copy !req
264. God bless you!Copy !req
265. - God damn it!Copy !req
266. We have got to get that guy
into coon and friends.Copy !req
267. - Can i help you?Copy !req
268. - I understand this is where
captain hindsight lives?Copy !req
269. - Yes.Copy !req
270. - I need to speak
with him, please.Copy !req
271. - The captain is very busyCopy !req
272. dealing with
the gulf oil crisis.Copy !req
273. - I believe i have something
that can help himCopy !req
274. deal with
that oil crisis, sir.Copy !req
275. - Mr. Hindsight, sir,Copy !req
276. this young man would like
a word.Copy !req
277. - Please, sit down.
What can i do for you?Copy !req
278. - Mr. Hindsight, i represent
some very high profile people.Copy !req
279. I've been asked to give you
some really exciting news.Copy !req
280. You have been preapprovedCopy !req
281. to become the newest member
of coon and friends.Copy !req
282. - Of what?Copy !req
283. - I know the coon personally,
and i can tell youCopy !req
284. being a coon friends
is the very highest honor.Copy !req
285. As you can see in those papers,Copy !req
286. your first three months of dues
have actually been waived.Copy !req
287. This must be
amazingly exciting for you.Copy !req
288. - Captain hindsight!Copy !req
289. Captain hindsight,
please come in!Copy !req
290. - Go ahead.
- The oil keeps coming out.Copy !req
291. We've got other rigs
now catching fire.Copy !req
292. - Listen, they should've
hosed down the other rigsCopy !req
293. as soon as the spill began.Copy !req
294. Then that wouldn't
have happened.Copy !req
295. - Right. Thank you!
- Captain hindsight!Copy !req
296. The dolphins that those
volunteers cleaned of oil,Copy !req
297. they're all dying.Copy !req
298. - Get down to the volunteers
and tell themCopy !req
299. they should've used
a non-bleaching cleanser.Copy !req
300. Commissioner!
- Yes.Copy !req
301. - Tell brett favre
he should've never sentCopy !req
302. actual pictures
of his schlong.Copy !req
303. Oh! It's not a blessing,
it's a curse.Copy !req
304. - So anyways, if you want to
just start filling out the form,Copy !req
305. we'll get you enrolled in coon
and friends right away.Copy !req
306. - Look, i'm sorry, kid,
but i work alone.Copy !req
307. - Well, see the problem
with thatCopy !req
308. is there's a superhero union
called coon and friends.Copy !req
309. And if you refuse to be a part
of that union, you are a scab.Copy !req
310. - Get this kid out of here.
I have to think.Copy !req
311. - Fine! You'll be hearing
from my la...Copy !req
312. the coon's lawyer, sir!Copy !req
313. - The bp oil spill in the gulfCopy !req
314. continues to get worse
every day.Copy !req
315. As public anger towards
the bp company grows,Copy !req
316. their president released
this statement.Copy !req
317. - Hello. I'm tony hayward,Copy !req
318. president and ceo of bp.Copy !req
319. Our accidental drilling spill
again in the gulfCopy !req
320. is a tragedy that should've
never happened.Copy !req
321. And to all those affected,Copy !req
322. i want to say
we are deeply sorry.Copy !req
323. We're sorry.Copy !req
324. Sorry.Copy !req
325. Bp is taking
full responsibilityCopy !req
326. for cleaning up the spill
in the gulf.Copy !req
327. And in doing so,
we have changed our nameCopy !req
328. to beyond petroleum
to dependable petroleum.Copy !req
329. Dp. We no longer
fuck the earth.Copy !req
330. We dp it.Copy !req
331. - Gentlemen, my attempts
to recruit captain hindsightCopy !req
332. into coon and friends
have been unsuccessful,Copy !req
333. but i believe i've come up
with a solution.Copy !req
334. Coon vision on.Copy !req
335. All we need to do is get
pictures of captain hindsightCopy !req
336. naked with courtney love.Copy !req
337. Then we'll tell him
if he doesn't join us,Copy !req
338. we'll put them
on the internet.Copy !req
339. - How do we get pictures of him
naked with courtney love?Copy !req
340. - Simple, toolshed.
Coon slide two.Copy !req
341. We dress professor chaos up
as courtney love,Copy !req
342. take pictures of him naked
with a homeless guy,Copy !req
343. then photoshop
hindsight's face onto it.Copy !req
344. - Me?Copy !req
345. Oh, come on, fellas,
don't make me be courtney love.Copy !req
346. - We gotta get
to work fast, people.Copy !req
347. Coon and friends ho!Copy !req
348. - You want us to take
naked pictures of buttersCopy !req
349. to use as blackmail?Copy !req
350. That doesn't sound
very superhero-like.Copy !req
351. - That's because you think
small, mosquito.Copy !req
352. You have a tiny little
mosquito brain.Copy !req
353. That's why you don't
come up with the plans.Copy !req
354. - No, no, look.Copy !req
355. What's going on
down in the gulfCopy !req
356. is much more important
than blackmailing another hero.Copy !req
357. - Agreed.Copy !req
358. - Oh, who cares about some
oil spill environment crap?Copy !req
359. - Mosquito has a good plan,
cartman. Hear him out.Copy !req
360. - You don't know
that i'm cartmanCopy !req
361. because my true identity
is secret!Copy !req
362. - We all have a say
in this organization, coon.Copy !req
363. Let mosquito talk.
- All right, mosquito,Copy !req
364. how do you want to help people
suffering in the gulf crisis?Copy !req
365. - I think we should help raise
money for the relief aidCopy !req
366. by having a bake sale.Copy !req
367. - A bake sale?Copy !req
368. - I have a recipe
for lemon bars from my mom.Copy !req
369. We could wear our costumes
outside the grocery storeCopy !req
370. and sell lemon bars,
which would be a good deedCopy !req
371. and help people.Copy !req
372. - We're superheroes,
not the fucking girl scouts.Copy !req
373. - Those people down there
need help.Copy !req
374. Sometimes being a hero means
helping in smaller ways.Copy !req
375. - Timmy!
- You think selling lemon barsCopy !req
376. is helpful to mankind?Copy !req
377. - More helpful than taking
naked pictures of butters.Copy !req
378. - Shut up, mintberry crunch!
You aren't even anything!Copy !req
379. - And that's
another thing.Copy !req
380. No more picking
on mintberry crunch.Copy !req
381. - Oh, what are you,
the boss now?Copy !req
382. - No, but we're all equals.Copy !req
383. From now on, we vote.Copy !req
384. Who wants to go with my plan?Copy !req
385. - Sounds awesome.
Let's do it.Copy !req
386. - To the grocery store!Copy !req
387. - As we walked along the road
to the grocery store,Copy !req
388. my coon sense
started tingling.Copy !req
389. Something was wrong.
Very wrong.Copy !req
390. I've learned to trust
my coon sense.Copy !req
391. It has always been my guide.
And so i knew i must act.Copy !req
392. A coon must know
when to defend itself.Copy !req
393. - Well, now we're
back to normal.Copy !req
394. Just like before and all
forgotten, right, right?Copy !req
395. - Right, right.Copy !req
396. - Right.Copy !req
397. - Cool! So what's next
for coon and friends?Copy !req
398. - Another crisis
in the gulf of mexicoCopy !req
399. as the oil company dp has once
again made a huge error.Copy !req
400. This time the oil company
has accidentally ripped a holeCopy !req
401. into another dimension.Copy !req
402. - The oil company stated
that it knewCopy !req
403. a portal to another
dimension was there,Copy !req
404. but didn't think drilling into
it would prove problematic.Copy !req
405. Now hundreds of creatures
from another dimensionCopy !req
406. are spilling out into
our reality and wreaking havoc.Copy !req
407. - Hello. I'm tony hayward,Copy !req
408. ceo of dp.Copy !req
409. Tearing a hole
into another dimensionCopy !req
410. is a tragedy that should have
never happened.Copy !req
411. And as ceo, i would
like to say we're sorry.Copy !req
412. We're sorry.Copy !req
413. Sorry.Copy !req
414. - Captain hindsight. Sir!Copy !req
415. Calls for help
are pouring in.Copy !req
416. You've got to get
out to the gulf.Copy !req
417. - I can't help anyone
right now.Copy !req
418. Something came up.Copy !req
419. - What, sir?
You know you can tell me.Copy !req
420. - Do you remember last weekCopy !req
421. when i got really,
really drunk?Copy !req
422. - Yes, sir.Copy !req
423. - Look at those photos
on the desk.Copy !req
424. - My god is that you
and... courtney love?Copy !req
425. - Of course
it's courtney love!Copy !req
426. - But when did you ever...
- i don't remember!Copy !req
427. That's just the point.Copy !req
428. I get drunk.
I don't remember things.Copy !req
429. I shouldn't
have drank that much.Copy !req
430. And i shouldn't have
mixed alcohols.Copy !req
431. Alcohol shouldn't be legal.
Oh, it's maddening!Copy !req
432. - That doesn't
matter now, sir.Copy !req
433. People are getting hurt
in the gulfCopy !req
434. and they need to know
what they could have done.Copy !req
435. - I should have never kept
that bottle of macallanCopy !req
436. in the pantry.Copy !req
437. I should've never gotten
around courtney loveCopy !req
438. and a camera.Copy !req
439. - I should...
- sir, sir!Copy !req
440. - Creatures from
another dimensionCopy !req
441. continue to wreak havoc
in the gulf,Copy !req
442. and the question
everyone is asking is:Copy !req
443. Where is captain hindsight?Copy !req
444. - Where are you,
captain hindsight?Copy !req
445. - With captain hindsight
missing,Copy !req
446. what superheroes
can save the gulf now?Copy !req
447. - My fellow superheroes,
i've done it.Copy !req
448. Hindsight is taken care of.Copy !req
449. And now the country
can finally be made awareCopy !req
450. of coon and friends.Copy !req
451. - There's more important things
to discuss right now.Copy !req
452. - Right, toolshed.Copy !req
453. Now, how do we deal
with these creaturesCopy !req
454. from another dimension?Copy !req
455. - He means we need to
discuss things with you.Copy !req
456. - Okay, what?Copy !req
457. - I don't want to tell him.
Tupperware, you tell him.Copy !req
458. - I don't want to
tell him either.Copy !req
459. - I'll tell him. Coon,
i'm sorry,Copy !req
460. but we're kicking you
out of coon and friends.Copy !req
461. - You're kicking me
out of coon and friends?Copy !req
462. - We all voted
and it was unanimous.Copy !req
463. - You can't kick me
out of coon and friends.Copy !req
464. I'm the fucking coon!Copy !req
465. - Look, we just believe
that you have your goalsCopy !req
466. and ways of doing things
and they conflictCopy !req
467. with what
we want to accomplish.Copy !req
468. - But we get the headquarters
and all the equipment.Copy !req
469. - You don't keep anything!
This is my basement!Copy !req
470. And i'll tell my mom
on you guys!Copy !req
471. - We already discussed this
with her. Mrs. Cartman?Copy !req
472. - Yes, mysterion?Copy !req
473. - Please escort the coon out
of our secret base.Copy !req
474. - Eric, i talked to youCopy !req
475. about beating up
your friends, didn't i?Copy !req
476. - Mom, what the fuck?
The fuck are you doing?Copy !req
477. - Eric, you do not beat up
your friends,Copy !req
478. and i told you i've had it
with your language.Copy !req
479. Your punishment
is that your friendsCopy !req
480. will just play superheroes
without you.Copy !req
481. Go to your room!Copy !req
482. - You've gotta be
fucking kidding me!Copy !req
483. - Oh, dear!Copy !req
484. We have certainly pooped
our trousers this time.Copy !req
485. - Yes, i'm afraid it's going
to take more than anotherCopy !req
486. "i'm sorry" campaign to
please everyone this time.Copy !req
487. - Oh, what a right pickle
we're in.Copy !req
488. - There is no wayCopy !req
489. to cut the dimensional portal,
i'm afraid.Copy !req
490. The ocean currents and swells
are simply too muchCopy !req
491. to get any machines in.Copy !req
492. - Wait a tick!Copy !req
493. Currents and swells,
that's it!Copy !req
494. I think i know
how to fix this.Copy !req
495. - How, by jove?
- We drill.Copy !req
496. - Drill, of course!
- Good idea.Copy !req
497. - Yes, of course!Copy !req
498. - I believe that
if we drilled on the moon,Copy !req
499. changing its gravitational pull
on the ocean swells,Copy !req
500. we could cap
the dimensional spill.Copy !req
501. - I don't quite get it.Copy !req
502. - We got into this mess
by drilling here and here.Copy !req
503. Now we need to drill here.Copy !req
504. - That looks
extremely promising.Copy !req
505. - Our environment
should stabilizeCopy !req
506. if it's getting drilled here,
here, and hereCopy !req
507. at the same time.Copy !req
508. - The seismic forces
will be massive.Copy !req
509. Do you think the moon
can take it?Copy !req
510. - Oh, she'll take it.Copy !req
511. - The dp oil company today
drilled into the moonCopy !req
512. and appears to have caused
even greater problems.Copy !req
513. - Uh-oh. I have a feelingCopy !req
514. we better get into
our costumes again, guys.Copy !req
515. - Tom, the dp oil companyCopy !req
516. has had another
drilling accident.Copy !req
517. This time they appeared
to have unleashedCopy !req
518. the dark and mighty cthulhu.Copy !req
519. The rise of cthulhu
from another dimensionCopy !req
520. brings about 3,000 years
of darkness, tom,Copy !req
521. where we will all
be driven to madnessCopy !req
522. and made to serve
as cthulhu's cult of slaves.Copy !req
523. The president of dp oil released
this press statement.Copy !req
524. - As president of dp oil,Copy !req
525. i want to say... we're sorry.Copy !req
526. I'm deeply sorry.Copy !req
527. Sorry.Copy !req
528. - Cthulhu r'lyeh
wgah'nagl fhtagn.Copy !req
529. Praise the dark cthulhu.
Long may he reign.Copy !req
530. - It's up to us, guys.
Let's get to the gulf!Copy !req
531. - Darkness has taken over
our town.Copy !req
532. The coon friends
have given in to evil.Copy !req
533. It's up to the coon
to stop them.Copy !req
534. Assholes!Copy !req